[@grxysxn_]

“no way daddy issues” 😭😭😭
STOP THEM ROASTING EACH OTHER IS TOO FUNNY I CANT EVEN QUOTE THEM ALL😭

[@vigilante_deku6691]

The funny thing is Tomura had daddy issues before he killed his dad

[@grxysxn_]

@@vigilante_deku6691 true

[@TheREALProFamily]

Lollll

[@deannagoff732]

I couldn't stop laughing TwT

[@its_mixie._.]

The way dabi casually called shigaraki a shrimp dick 😂
And then shigaraki called keigo a nugget boi

[@tigerlilly6445]

now that had me laughing

[@traveler.--.]

I'm an shrimp:(

[@its_mixie._.]

@Keigo Takami LMAO

[@Jellyfish.berry_]

Shrimp 🍤🍤🍤🍤

[@erinezuko7662]

"Don't tell me that's Keigo. I thought you djmped his ass."
Simping for all three of them is like simping for bakudekutodo

[@TheREALProFamily]

Righttt

[@sheilasullivan6667]

frr

[@Liz-Jen.]

Fr😂

[@raylin_gacha7567]

*Dabi and shiggy arguing about whose the main dish*
Me:dabi's main dish BUT SHIGGYS THE DESSERT AND I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH

[@valeries_sleepy5263]

Nah fr 😭😭

[@Its.ur.gurl.Adri3713]

DAUMN

[@aleighya_aizawa]

U have to eat the main dish first😌
Then u can have dessert

[@mandyb4498]

And Hawks is the Appetizer!

[@acewazneverhere1297]

" Didn't you have a dog?"
AAAAAHHHH

[@Ozzierozzie]

I YELLED 😭

[@blackscorpion4053]

I COULDN’T-

[@icoquittee]

I SNORTED

[@lemonboi5833]

YEA LIKE WHATTTT

[@fluffycow8165]

I dropped the phone and wheezed

[@hadezmonsuta9157]

I can explain it simply
Dabi: = fuck toy
Shiggy: hang out buddy
Mr flappy flap: free fucjing food and ride

[@mayalovesbakugo]

YESSS HAHAHA😭

[@strawberrytiger6508]

And aizawa main bitch I should add 😎🤚

[@kyanlmfao]

FLAPPY FLAP 😭😭😭

[@andin3410]

When Shiggy said "Is that BTS?" at @5:48 referring to Keigo, I started wheezing pls the dialogue is so funny 😭💞

[@jojo_jonny8643]

AHAHAHA

[@TheREALProFamily]

Agreed

[@givemeyourpppupu]

1:49 the wheeze after the laugh i can't😭-

[@elliotnguyen1108]

ikr-

[@akirashigarakiofc]

"nOoO way daddy issuis!"
I love this!

[@Atlas-.-Explains]

I genuinely rolled around in my bed, I laughed too hard 💀💀

[@JoeMama-jq2le]

I'm on a bunk bed if I roll off I die

[@G0ds_gh0st]

The “gobble gobble, slurp slurp” really got me😂😂😂😂

[@kscales9487]

Same

[@Shgarak_enk]

"Captin Eczema" me who has Eczema: I feel loved by my skin condition for once in my life

[@blackscorpion4053]

Well you are Shigaraki

[@Shgarak_enk]

@@blackscorpion4053 oh shit I forgot to change my user 💀

[@blackscorpion4053]

@@Shgarak_enk Shigaraki, they won’t let you at city hall to change your name PERIOD.

[@Shgarak_enk]

@@blackscorpion4053 😭

[@godsragdoll7000]

Bro me too😅😂

[@Yuki-dn7dp]

Listener needs three boyfriends because that’s the amount they needs to piece together one functional relationship

[@trishdarling6898]

“Baby Back Bitch” is quite possibly the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂 I’m in love

[@Nehemie_elysee]

please give me a timestamp

[@mar-editzz]

"Let them choose"
I choose the one that's in need of a mental hospital (shigaraki*)

[@JarOfStars_]

Don't all do them do?

[@mar-editzz]

@@JarOfStars_ oh yea 💀💀 true 😭

[@D4nce.momzedit]

I said my pillow 😋👍🏼

[@Studyingisa]

My mom is probably searching for a mental health hospital after hearing me laugh that loud😊

[@Projects1936]

“Dabi your a side piece” 😂😂😂

[@jolly8684]

This shits hilarious, I'm supposed to be asleep though. I just have to silently laugh into my blanket💀💀💀

[@CallmeAsh.Ace.]

Bro samee, we be doing the same thing (it's 4am lol help my sleep schedule man)

[@tigergirlgachaclub]

@@CallmeAsh.Ace. i started this then continuing now

[@Scenemo_girl]

Same tho 💀

[@josephysierra6450]

sameee-

[@josephysierra6450]

i aint got school tomm so

[@asereje4821]

"no way daddy issues" "didn't loose yours on the fire?" JAKAAJAKAJAKAKAKSKSKSKSKSSKSKSALL THAT PART WAS JUST SOOO FUNNY

[@Jellyfish.berry_]

"How about the three of us come torture you" GOT ME LAUGHING MY A** OUT

[@Fuyukispookiebear]

1:21 Dabi:hang up the phone
Shigaraki: nO wAy DaDdY iSsUeS

[@ShiggySimp]

Hawks: Who do you like mo-
Me: SHIGGY❤

[@Theyfw._moni11]

They roasting each other left and right 🤣🤣🤣

[@glowup1167]

Can someone PLEASE tell me why this is so ducking funny 🤣🤣. I was cackling at 2am the entire time.
The freaking SHADE BEING YEETED.
Me in the background: 👁️👄👁️🍿🍿

[@savannah-xy7kj]

"didn't you have a dog?!" THE WAY I GASPED

[@dangdudewsp5274]

TELL US WHEN THE “IT” VERSION COMES OUT PLEASE 😭😭😭

[@claragrilo6875]

Hawks : Who do you like more ?? Me : Myself !! Self love is important

[@yaoruyato3115]

I mean can’t relate but amazing

[@Odd_Bunny]

I can't breathe 😂😂😂 I'm crying this is so funny I wasn't expecting to laugh nonstop. The roasts are phenomenal

[@TheREALProFamily]

It's amazing ✨✨✨

[@denkikaminari1828]

Help I'm dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@auri5006]

1:38 - 2:00 Emotional DAMAGE!

[@blackscorpion4053]

Fr tho

[@fluffycow8165]

I’m on the floor dead laughing at the argument then when Keigo jumped in, holy shit. I love them so much. Also I should be sleeping but nah.

[@janessapendarvis5491]

Wtf is a booty call???
Gobble gobble slurp slurp😂😂😂
The fact that hawks ordered "extra chicken nugs made me laugh hecka hard
Idk who said "is that bts" but i was dying when they said that😂😂😂
EXCUSE ME DABI!!! WE DO NOT USE THAT "C" WORD
Dont worry shiggy its ok :)
Wait a damn minute. I AM NOT GOING ON⬛🔶 TO WATCH IT *Immedently get computer* what is it called?😏

[@gennyrose5047]

Their roast at each other are sending me !!!🤣😂😅

[@egg1209]

(Clean version) 😭😭😭 IT'S A LIEEE

[@Ronny_theGoat123]

"I kinda killed my whole f-family..so T-that's kinda..fucked up 😀"
I CAN'T AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@introvert_ihatepeople]

Me listening to them talk in the call. Trying not to laugh about the trauma jokes😅😂

[@jadacream-fu7jt]

"GET WHO GOT MCDONALD'S"
me:😍MICKEY DEEEEESSS!!!!!!

[@jadacream-fu7jt]

6:59
THE SLANDER😂

[@Equestrian.tk.x]

Listening to Dabi and Shiggy fight is HILARIOUS!!

[@Sunny_Bunches]

BRO THE NAMES AND ROASTS DUDE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ShigarakisFavFans]

"didn't you lose yours in the fire?" NAAAAAHHHHHH💀

[@AngelXD404]

This is not a asmr this is comedy

[@osirisruchi197]

NOT THE HUB INTRO AT THE END- 💀

[@mayalovesbakugo]

Me rolling around in my bad and laughing my ass of the interior time.
The end:
👁️👄👁️

[@katsukibakugo5835]

YALL ARE BOTH SIDE PIECES IM HERE FOR TOGA 🫶🏻

[@JaneDoe-pk3jn]

I love this audio already 😂 ( also can we get an audio of Shigaraki panicking about Hana’s first period? I think it would be hilarious seeing him like that)

[@blackscorpion4053]

AMAZING IDEA!!!

[@evanpaquin1016]

Yes we need that now

[@Definitely-not_HER]

Yes.

[@themoonlightisbright6484]

Oh shit it was funny listening to them roast each other, but shigaraki didn't have to bring up dabis past trauma and dabi didn't need to bring up "the dog incident"

[@m41ice]

“i hear someone seething in the background.”

[@Sadbadjuju]

*dabi and shiggy fighting*
me: *heheheh this all going according to plan* 🤪
*keigo enters*
me: PFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD PLS 😭☠️👀

[@j4elyn_1]

THE ENDING 💀💀💀💀💀

[@gonnacryy]

" is that BTS? " 😭😭😭

[@robin_dabankasmr4152]

Where is it in the “HUB” 🤨🤨🤨

[@590275502]

Hahahaha! The first thing out of this video "WHAT"

[@erintrudel6169]

This made me laugh so hard, Dabi would be the one to make us you wink wink nudge nudge lol. Lol I have a favourite, and I think all of them would know who that is 😂

[@JaneDoe-pk3jn]

“You’re seeing us both?”
WAIT HE DOENSG KNOW
ARE WE CHEATING?!?!

[@JaneDoe-pk3jn]

Edit: oh we are so cheating, I’m surprised the boys stayed with our trashy ass 😂

[@blackscorpion4053]

Technically we’re in a harem

[@depends8586]

It may be a poly relationship.

[@SexyJutsuLover]

"Didn't you have a dog?"
WOAH!!! TOO FAR DUDE, WAYYY TOO FAR!!!

[@RA3_luv]

Dabi : Hang up the phone
Shiggy: No way daddy issues
Me:damnnn

[@bulletsolar_]

"No way daddy issues" HE DID NOT
💀💀💀

[@mariakelly5751]

I'm currently trying not to laugh right now because I'm listening to this in class right now lol

[@lilkin5289]

Oh god lmao

[@St4r768]

Your so brave I could never 🫡

[@moonlighttheinternalflame]

Shiggy and dabi talking about eating me as I just noticed they fight over me then I just eat spicy chicken* hey toga can we buy more food for these annoying guys
Toga: sure!
Me: just apoect I like all of you equally so no more bts drama

[@590275502]

Also the ENDING I'm dead

[@AISpectre]

I'm not choosing shit, this gonna turn into Tengen and his wives in Uno reverse lol 🤣

[@denkikaminari1828]

Oh my God yes 🤣😂

[@pandas3112]

1:24 "No way daddy issues!"
I CAN'T-

[@X_lover_X]

Hawks : Who do you like more ?? me: Keigo

[@gogogto1]

When they were roasting each other I WAS DYING LAUGHING

[@annabellesheldon9328]

Please do a unclean version of this.

[@vocalizemelody0485]

Your content is amazing i almost fell out of my bed when i say the notifacation great work doki!!!!! Can I also get a hello? (If thats okay)

[@DokiDokityi]

Hello!

[@dovahkiin6488]

"No way daddy issues." Damn! 😆

[@kozuminq]

SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!!

[@qwilzymp]

CAN I GET A HI FROM DOKI??

[@DokiDokityi]

hello!!

[@blackscorpion4053]

@@DokiDokityi … I noticed you don’t add the other link… any particular reason?!

[@mandymagnolia1966]

I fucking can’t with this audio 😂 amazing job as always

[@Princesscrystal666]

No cuz I’m Wheezing this whole time. Help!!!😢😂

[@wintermoon3385]

Shigi: Is that BTS?
Me: *drops dead from laughter on the floor*

[@douma858]

I can't this is too f_cking funny

[@TheREALProFamily]

"We both got ✨Daddy Issues ✨"
Bro sameeee ✨Daddy Issues for life ✨

[@izukumidoriya8200]

The last audio scared the shit outta me 😃✨

[@Blackwillow555]

Why you here

[@isabeauwolf562]

These comebacks between Dabi and Shiggy are great 😆I'm trying not to choke on my coffee while I wake up.
Whoa, no, no, Dabi, time out! Don't bring Mon into this! *hugs corgi plush and pouts* Oh damn, I didn't expect Hawk's to show-up as our 3rd boyfriend.

[@Yuriko_2706]

Oh gos I'm crying, its so funny 😂😭

[@oshynsalbat2109]

He said “gObBle GoBbLe SlUrP sLuRp”😂😂😂❤❤

[@blackscorpion4053]

WHEN IS SOON, DOKI?!? ITS BEEN A WEEK 🤬😤

[@kaelynnsmith2039]

"KFC is in need of an a$$ whoopin" really got me for some reason😂😂

[@darlin292]

Not the "slurp slurp" lol😂

[@Mha.fan12-sz7wl]

1:56
Dabi, that was a low blow, come man, I thought you were better than that😢

[@nevwash6749]

I was dying in the first 2 minutes because of the roasts

[@Atemrose34]

Iam crying here too funny 😂😂 didnt know i needed this! Cant wait for part 2 and I would love to have a aizawa, dabi and shinsou one think that would be interesting

[@Alastortheradioguy]

Dam I love this. Thanks for the asmr ❤

[@Junebug7274]

Omg I absolutely loved this XD it was amazing

[@1heroAizawa]

Me: *eating chips*
Them :*Arguing*
Me: what's for dinner?

[@k.r.jrandomchannel8022]

Holy crap this is hilarious!!!

[@viclangois7669]

Me yelling at them over the phone
Me realizing that they ain’t real😢

[@Skystr-cb3ko]

This is pure gold comedy 🔥🔥🔥

[@dabi_todoroki675]

Can you do a same where shigaraki has a panic attack and started to cry then listener holds him while he is crying with a panic attack he also started to shake.

[@kyl622]

MY SHAWTYS FR

[@WrenTheBear-gh7lk]

"The player is getting played, touche."

[@sophieisoffline7543]

this was too funny to listen to 🤣

[@astreademaria4204]

PAHAHAHA GOBBLE GOBBLE SLURP SLURP LMAO

[@CarlyYonkovit]

Dabi your a side piece 😂😂😂 I’m dying

[@iidasworshiper]

the fact they don’t care is so funny 😍

[@astreademaria4204]

PAHAHAHA "FEELS BAD MAN"

[@Nicole.Leeanne]

THE ENDING I CANNNTTTT

[@FoxiYuujiGacha]

I love that it says "clean version" when there's the f-word in it 😊

[@Riss-sx5hj]

Omg hi I love your content so much!!!❤