4 Weapons To SURVIVE A Bear Attack

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  • 4 Weapons To SURVIVE A Bear Attack
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    In the face of a bear attack, having the right tools can make all the difference. Join us as we explore four formidable weapons specifically designed to enhance your chances of survival. From the brutal efficiency of the Honshu Karito Battle Axe to the versatility of the M48 Cyclone Spear, and the classic strength of the Maganesse Long Sword, to the unconventional yet effective Titanium Scorpion Whip, these weapons provide unique advantages in bear defense scenarios.
    Honshu Karito Battle Axe:
    The Honshu Karito Battle Axe is a modern take on an ancient weapon, blending tradition with innovation. Crafted from a solid piece of rock-solid 1060 high carbon steel, this battle axe offers unparalleled strength and durability. Its razor-sharp, curved blade ensures maximum cutting power, while the ergonomic handle provides a secure grip. With its compact size and exceptional chopping ability, the Honshu Karito Battle Axe becomes a reliable tool for close-quarters combat against a bear.
    M48 Cyclone Spear:
    The M48 Cyclone Spear is a unique and deadly weapon, built for both thrusting and slashing attacks. Crafted from stainless steel with a tri-edged spiraling blade, this spear maximizes piercing power. The reinforced nylon handle provides excellent grip and control, allowing for precise strikes. Its extended reach and versatile design make the M48 Cyclone Spear an excellent choice for keeping the bear at a safe distance while inflicting severe damage.
    Maganesse Long Sword:
    A true classic, the Maganesse Long Sword embodies strength and elegance. Forged from high-quality carbon steel, this sword offers exceptional balance and durability. Its long, sharp blade provides increased cutting reach, while the ergonomic hilt ensures a comfortable and secure grip. With its historical lineage and time-tested effectiveness, the Maganesse Long Sword is a reliable companion for defending against bear attacks.
    Titanium Scorpion Whip:
    Breaking away from tradition, the Titanium Scorpion Whip offers a unique approach to bear defense. Constructed from durable titanium alloy, this whip features a multi-segmented design with razor-sharp tips. Its flexible nature allows for rapid strikes from various angles, giving the user an advantage in close-quarters combat. The Titanium Scorpion Whip's versatility and unconventional style make it a surprising yet effective choice for those seeking an alternative bear defense weapon.
    Remember, while these weapons can greatly enhance your chances of survival in a bear attack, it is crucial to prioritize safety and understanding of bear behavior. Proper training and knowledge about bear encounters should always be sought, and avoidance of confrontation remains the best strategy whenever possible.
    Prepare yourself for the unexpected with these four exceptional bear survival weapons, and increase your chances of emerging victorious from a dangerous encounter in the wild. Stay safe, be prepared, and never underestimate the importance of choosing the right tools for the job.
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  • @BladeCity
    @BladeCity  Год назад +696

    Shop: blade-city.com/collections/swords

    • @heresjohnny602
      @heresjohnny602 Год назад +1

      No ones buying your shit boy because if you only knew how thick a bears coat and his fat is before you reach any weak points then you wouldn't be helping people to die young.
      😂😂 be smart. If you're walking with bears then you should be carrying something big enough to down an aircraft carrier as opposed to this cheap cutlery.

    • @alpha_1198
      @alpha_1198 Год назад

      Dude this is a horrible video that‘s just spreading misinformation. There have been recorded incidents of bears getting a shotgun blast to the face at point blank range and shaking it off like it was a slap for a 6 year old kid. It whouldn‘t even feel you little cheap, made in China poking sticks.

    • @unityistheonlysolution3485
      @unityistheonlysolution3485 Год назад

      WHY WOULD YOU ADVERTISE THESE WEAPONS AS THEY WOULD HELP SOMEONE SURVIVE AN ATTACK FROM A BEAR??? IS THIS FUCKING SERIOUS??? YOU’RE GOING TO GET SOME DUMB ASS KILLED, THIS IS AWFUL INFORMATION.

    • @Becky-ld1cp
      @Becky-ld1cp Год назад +10

      🤩👍🏻🤯🙆👍🏼

    • @chrisgriffith9252
      @chrisgriffith9252 Год назад +19

      Never use something on a bear you are not willing to have the best use on you afterwards

  • @lamasimon9421
    @lamasimon9421 Год назад +15941

    That scorpion whip will definitely take you out before the bear 😂

  • @mtcoiner7994
    @mtcoiner7994 7 месяцев назад +4283

    There is a lot of bad advice on the Internet. This is an extreme example.

    • @SenseiXion
      @SenseiXion 7 месяцев назад +99

      This is enough to hurt a bear but doesnt mean you gonna survive😂

    • @stringless1
      @stringless1 7 месяцев назад +67

      The Spear is the best shot

    • @DeusEversor
      @DeusEversor 7 месяцев назад +82

      @@stringless1 no, not event the spear, neither have the stopping power. Spear to work would need to have the crossguard stopper like medieval spears. Then you could take out a second weapon to slash the bear dead while keeping the distance with the spear. Without that, no ammount of fancy will help you

    • @truthseeker7815
      @truthseeker7815 7 месяцев назад +6

      ⁠@@DeusEversor, not trying to fight a bear, but isn’t a spear enough?

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 7 месяцев назад +40

      @@truthseeker7815you’ve obviously never seen a bear in the flesh. A spear like that is most likely not enough without extreme luck.

  • @phlvn100
    @phlvn100 3 месяца назад +396

    1. you‘d die
    2. you‘d die
    3. you‘d die
    4. you‘d def gonna die

  • @marcovandermerwe3026
    @marcovandermerwe3026 3 месяца назад +749

    I can see the headline now: "Four mall ninjas die in bear attack."

    • @karma_kla6k
      @karma_kla6k 2 месяца назад +6

      😅😂

    • @karma_kla6k
      @karma_kla6k 2 месяца назад +4

      😅😂

    • @Antoine043
      @Antoine043 2 месяца назад +11

      MALL NINJAS 😂😂😂

    • @sweetiepeach69
      @sweetiepeach69 2 месяца назад +3

      2nd one WILL get stuck and you'll become that bear's dinner. 🤭😁

    • @user-sn5nv1jz9n
      @user-sn5nv1jz9n 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @alexrandles6813
    @alexrandles6813 6 месяцев назад +3194

    Axe: not enough range, you die. Spear, not enough range, good wounds though, you still die. Sword: definitely not enough range, you super die. Whip: you killed yourself.

    • @user-cx3fo3zo6f
      @user-cx3fo3zo6f 5 месяцев назад +162

      For the whip it will work in the 1800s but only for black bears

    • @BigBandzAjack
      @BigBandzAjack 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@user-cx3fo3zo6f Gotta keep them in check

    • @RamideDino
      @RamideDino 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-qg3nj1sv8j genius! Lol

    • @elib9002
      @elib9002 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-cx3fo3zo6f
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jollyjackass
      @jollyjackass 5 месяцев назад +56

      @@user-qg3nj1sv8jif you’re in North America black bear is about the only one you stand a reasonable chance against. They’re a lot smaller and tend to try and avoid you if possible. Grizzly your fcked and polar you’re done before it even starts really. Not sure on odds with a pizzly but assuming you would just be double fcked.

  • @gumebe4349
    @gumebe4349 7 месяцев назад +17176

    Rule 1 of fighting a bear: you don't fight a god damn bear

    • @The_Calcium_King
      @The_Calcium_King 7 месяцев назад +597

      Rule 3: And if Rule 2 doesn't work, use more gun.

    • @carldeithorn3450
      @carldeithorn3450 7 месяцев назад +329

      Wisdom. MY Rule # 1 for dealing with bears is, "DON'T BE where they ARE!"

    • @The_Calcium_King
      @The_Calcium_King 7 месяцев назад +208

      Rule 2 isn't there for some reason, it was "use a gun"

    • @salladpatron3395
      @salladpatron3395 7 месяцев назад +59

      Look it up. They were army killers before guns

    • @Perro-ho3gy
      @Perro-ho3gy 7 месяцев назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @BroCallMeCai
    @BroCallMeCai Месяц назад +16

    I'm going to fix the title.
    "4 weapons to SEVERELY piss off a hungry bear."

  • @reviloplays2143
    @reviloplays2143 3 месяца назад +35

    one, a gun's better. and two, melee with a bear is basically suicide.

  • @thewarden1398
    @thewarden1398 10 месяцев назад +4195

    If you bring a chain whip to a bear fight, I dont know what to tell ya.

    • @fzproject6462
      @fzproject6462 9 месяцев назад +178

      I might lose my neck and the bear loses its appetite then leave, so yeah it works.

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 9 месяцев назад +54

      ​@@fzproject6462The video clip title is 4 Weapons To Survive A Bear Attack. What you described is not "surviving".

    • @testerbester6463
      @testerbester6463 9 месяцев назад +146

      @@mattjack3983 Well the weapon will survive the attack, the wielder not so much,

    • @artor9175
      @artor9175 9 месяцев назад +33

      Not much to say at a closed casket funeral.

    • @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-
      @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D- 9 месяцев назад +55

      @@mattjack3983 well, he survived a bear attack since a bear can't attack something already dead.

  • @faintduch6630
    @faintduch6630 7 месяцев назад +1358

    Should rename this video to "4 weapons to die looking stupid with in a bear attack"

    • @richfarfugnuven6308
      @richfarfugnuven6308 7 месяцев назад +30

      Underrated comment...

    • @Delightfulbanyantreeofgod
      @Delightfulbanyantreeofgod 7 месяцев назад +16

      You owe me a new pair of Depends undies ya brilliant eff! Lol

    • @akshaydas6125
      @akshaydas6125 7 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 7 месяцев назад +23

      ​@muhelectionwasstolen7253The spear is the only 'practical' one of the lot, your corpse would still look stupid holding a scorpion whip and covered in marks from a bear mauling.

    • @ALiberalVeteran
      @ALiberalVeteran 7 месяцев назад +3

      Best comment so far pfffffhahahaha

  • @el_bartinioza9421
    @el_bartinioza9421 14 дней назад +2

    "use a gun, and if that don't work use a more gun"

  • @jus-7421
    @jus-7421 3 месяца назад +8

    You: I've got weapons! You die tonight!
    Bear: Aww, you brought toys….

  • @zachariamathews9130
    @zachariamathews9130 Год назад +13044

    Fight a bear with it then prove your product is good.

  • @HanktheGhost
    @HanktheGhost 9 месяцев назад +1961

    How to piss a bear off even more.

    • @teteapachuau2639
      @teteapachuau2639 8 месяцев назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

    • @jaytee7275
      @jaytee7275 8 месяцев назад +14

      Dude.. 😂😂😂

    • @Samu_Neko
      @Samu_Neko 7 месяцев назад +11

      but i will survive

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 7 месяцев назад +55

      the spear is a maybe, the rest ar garbage

    • @dannyn6558
      @dannyn6558 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@Genesis23OPB in Canada there was a guy who hunted bears with a spear.

  • @user-rv9ye2kw2h
    @user-rv9ye2kw2h 3 месяца назад +9

    Давайте признаемся, все мы знаем, что лучшее оружие против медведя - пила-струна

  • @shrimp4496
    @shrimp4496 7 месяцев назад +994

    Correct, these weapons will definitely help you survive a koala bear attack.

    • @plastikk12
      @plastikk12 7 месяцев назад +31

      But not a dropbear attack.

    • @user-cy2iz3lv6f
      @user-cy2iz3lv6f 7 месяцев назад +3

      Es verdad😅

    • @themainman2827
      @themainman2827 7 месяцев назад +13

      Dont underestimate Koalas. Those little guys can be pretty savage if they want, their fangs and claws are not joke.

    • @gauravchakravarty7651
      @gauravchakravarty7651 7 месяцев назад

      Hwhehehhehehe

    • @emeriusjones
      @emeriusjones 7 месяцев назад +17

      I bet on the koala over the whip.

  • @corywoehlke
    @corywoehlke 7 месяцев назад +498

    I guess if the animal has a sense of humor it will die from laughter.

  • @Fall0utDem0n
    @Fall0utDem0n 16 дней назад +2

    4 weapons to survive T. rex attack
    1-pocket knife

  • @TheClutchCraft
    @TheClutchCraft 14 дней назад +2

    Option 5: an apache helicopter

  • @Snerklefjord201
    @Snerklefjord201 5 месяцев назад +929

    That knock off belmont whip is gonna kill you before the bear even notices you.

    • @mcmaldek
      @mcmaldek 5 месяцев назад +9

      Someone's 40. Lol jk i know there are newer Castlevania games.

    • @unconsciousmarty9393
      @unconsciousmarty9393 5 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @SoulieCanolie
      @SoulieCanolie 4 месяца назад +9

      So you’re the belmont….

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 4 месяца назад

      ​@@mcmaldekalso an anime you should check out if you haven't already!

    • @Mr.Kennedy-kn1kl
      @Mr.Kennedy-kn1kl 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@mcmaldekNah man I'm 18 and I've known about the castlevania series ever since I was a kid lol.

  • @jacksonhodge4638
    @jacksonhodge4638 5 месяцев назад +1641

    The spear is the only one that might give you a real chance, and it needs to be about 3ft longer.

    • @norman2.0
      @norman2.0 5 месяцев назад +187

      And needs a cross guard so the bear doesn't just fully impale itself and kill you anyway

    • @lordnarasimha2500
      @lordnarasimha2500 5 месяцев назад +51

      @@norman2.0this guy gets it.

    • @grapenut6094
      @grapenut6094 5 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@norman2.0 The twistyness reduces its stabing capacity. You actually want something thinner and with more distance.

    • @norman2.0
      @norman2.0 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@grapenut6094 you have the weight of a bear pushing against it. *its going through* . I would rather create a gaping wound.

    • @grapenut6094
      @grapenut6094 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@norman2.0 U mean like that scene in The Edge, yeah the idea is to poke it in the eye or something so it runs away, hopefully it doesnt come to that cuz its more likely just to charge you.

  • @alexserdeliuc8782
    @alexserdeliuc8782 2 месяца назад +1

    LOL. You shoot a bear, you avoid a bear, you spray a bear, but you never fight a bear...Unless it's the last thing on your bucket list.

  • @elizepalladium1215
    @elizepalladium1215 7 месяцев назад +1572

    Hear me out, i know it's crazy... Bear spray

    • @alexanderruckheim3870
      @alexanderruckheim3870 6 месяцев назад +106

      Hear me out, I know it’s crazy… a shitton of bullets

    • @raferjelletich289
      @raferjelletich289 6 месяцев назад +35

      Mag dump

    • @eustab.anas-mann9510
      @eustab.anas-mann9510 6 месяцев назад +50

      That would bearly have any effect.
      Ba-dum-tss

    • @dannymoneywell
      @dannymoneywell 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@alexanderruckheim3870 lots of people have tried that, they're as dead as the bears. Get a stupid can of bear spray and live another day.

    • @whiteobama3032
      @whiteobama3032 6 месяцев назад +7

      Nah, I need something a little more mall ninja

  • @ryansmurda1552
    @ryansmurda1552 7 месяцев назад +736

    Leaves behind a wife and two kids. Survived a bear attack with a high powered rifle. Died practicing with his scorpion whip.

    • @MithDragoness
      @MithDragoness 7 месяцев назад +1

      "Axe provides good reach against a bear" stupidest thing said this video. That whip would also not function as a whip

    • @DavidTorrez
      @DavidTorrez 7 месяцев назад +8

      Left behind a knife and two keys. Survived a bear attack with my ti²² pan trifle.

    • @sam_0000
      @sam_0000 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lucasmenezes7347
      @lucasmenezes7347 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 7 месяцев назад +2

      "Look around! Is there anything you can use as a rudimentary Lathe?!?" -Guy, Galaxy Quest

  • @user-bz6lm6wi6p
    @user-bz6lm6wi6p 2 месяца назад +1

    The only thing those weapons are going to do is make the bear angry

  • @aritrachakraborty602
    @aritrachakraborty602 6 дней назад

    Rip to the the guy who whips out that TITANIUM scorpion whip when the bear attacks

  • @brotherkhrayn3525
    @brotherkhrayn3525 7 месяцев назад +542

    That scorpion whip is the epitome of “Mall Ninja”

    • @Shin_Lona
      @Shin_Lona 7 месяцев назад +17

      Mall Ninja vs Bear is a bad matchup.
      Bear wins every time.

    • @zachbase1124
      @zachbase1124 7 месяцев назад +1

      The Beverly Hills Ninja!

    • @ED-es2qv
      @ED-es2qv 7 месяцев назад +9

      That's the weapon you toss your enemy, to justify your use of force while putting yourself in very little danger.
      The spears are probably the most likely to work.

    • @skyrodomvil6973
      @skyrodomvil6973 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ED-es2qvI probably would pick the spear and hope I'd hit the vital organ
      Chain sword is not going to do anything except getting stuck somewhere in its thick hide...still would hurt it but now you have a 500lb bear making you regret getting a mall ninja weapon

    • @blueanon8021
      @blueanon8021 7 месяцев назад

      Geeeeeeeet ovvvvver heeeeere 😂😅

  • @Papu-Epico07
    @Papu-Epico07 7 месяцев назад +581

    Imagine the Bear grab your scorpion whip and Say “ get over here “

    • @dareanjeffreyiguel9579
      @dareanjeffreyiguel9579 7 месяцев назад +26

      Ima scream like a girl and shit my self, so to show it that I wasn't that much of a threat😂

    • @lostpony4885
      @lostpony4885 7 месяцев назад +7

      Ah its strength is let go and run

    • @omoriperocondrip9130
      @omoriperocondrip9130 7 месяцев назад +9

      At that point, you either Cage the bear or use Viltrumite Posture

    • @silentshiranui4351
      @silentshiranui4351 7 месяцев назад +4

      "Like get over here, Man" - UI Shaggy

    • @AlphaOmega-cr3ld
      @AlphaOmega-cr3ld 7 месяцев назад +4

      You must be smokin' that Mortal Kombat

  • @MinorityMan
    @MinorityMan 3 месяца назад +2

    I ain’t gonna hold you but that ain’t doing shit to a bear.

  • @damnthathappend
    @damnthathappend 3 месяца назад +1

    Pov the 357 in my holster:

  • @voidwise
    @voidwise 6 месяцев назад +283

    This is something a kid in high school would think is practical

    • @nullvoid4193
      @nullvoid4193 6 месяцев назад +14

      bro I'm a highschooler and I know this shit is too sketchy, much less able to kill a bear. The weapons shown look too heavy, ineffective, and just not at all how I would go about killing a bear, and I'm not even gonna acknowledge the scorpion whip bullshit. Don't insult us high schoolers lmao

    • @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses
      @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses 6 месяцев назад +7

      Nah. Even freshmen aren't this stupid. This is some middle school crap.

    • @hungariangiraffe6361
      @hungariangiraffe6361 5 месяцев назад +7

      Nah, highschooler boy here, I know how ridiculously innaccurate this is. Especially that whip, it would only make the bear angrier. It looks beautiful, but it would likely kill me earlier than my opponent.

    • @voidwise
      @voidwise 5 месяцев назад +3

      Highschool kids in the comments trying to save their honor from an imaginary slight

    • @aaronfender8784
      @aaronfender8784 5 месяцев назад

      True. I'd rather get professionally made practical tools if I'm out camping where there could be bears.
      Hand axe for chopping firewood
      Swiss army knife
      Duct tape
      Water filter pump
      Matches
      Mag light
      A fire arm in case of bear.
      My sword in case I run out of ammo. (I refuse to lay down and die)

  • @33l0
    @33l0 7 месяцев назад +1595

    4 weapons to survive a bear attack❌
    4 weapons that will only piss a bear off and cause your inevitable demise✅

    • @thadudelydude3707
      @thadudelydude3707 6 месяцев назад +71

      Wrong, the WEAPONS will survive, just not the guy using it 😂

    • @swiftmatic
      @swiftmatic 6 месяцев назад +28

      I figure the spear would give the best, but still not really good, chance. That stupid chain-thing would just piss the bear off

    • @user-vh4oo9nm8k
      @user-vh4oo9nm8k 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeh thats what i thought as well, the spead might have a decent shot of being enough decent and the whip is meme tier

    • @Kachanoid
      @Kachanoid 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@swiftmaticI really doubt that this spear will cause any damage. Pretty sure that it will break in a half when bear is attack you

    • @charmate661
      @charmate661 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@KachanoidNah that spear looks durable enough but maybe not long enough. Besides spears are probably best weapon u have against bear if u dont count guns and other ranged weaponry.

  • @brucenatelee
    @brucenatelee 2 месяца назад

    Modernized melee weapons based on classic war weapons. Something besides guns, especially as a martial arts fan, is appreciated.

  • @Greatcelestialkaligo
    @Greatcelestialkaligo Месяц назад +1

    spear is the best choice we've been using them since a little before we could walk completely up right.

  • @scottym6680
    @scottym6680 7 месяцев назад +458

    You forgot the .44 magnum.

    • @ED-es2qv
      @ED-es2qv 7 месяцев назад +53

      Statistically, the 9mm is more effective than the larger calibers on bear attacks. Most likely this is because you can actually hit the bear multiple times before it gets to you, and it finds something else to do. The problem with the larger calibers seems to be that people shake so bad they miss the first shot, and can't reposition and regrip in time to fire again.
      The 9mm is smooth enough to get multiple shots off in seconds, and just powerful enough that the bear doesn't ignore it.
      I got this theory from studying the list of all known bear attacks in the last hundred years.

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 7 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@ED-es2qv I'll keep that in mind thanks

    • @phepilencube6422
      @phepilencube6422 7 месяцев назад +15

      Or a hand grenade

    • @andyanderson2143
      @andyanderson2143 7 месяцев назад +4

      The old bang-bang bear-be-gone. Classic.

    • @svefnhnuturthorgeirsson
      @svefnhnuturthorgeirsson 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@ED-es2qv.45s are pretty good too

  • @fluffypanda75
    @fluffypanda75 6 месяцев назад +929

    Remember: Even Kratos had issues fighting a grizzly bear.

    • @extremlylongnamethatyouwon1358
      @extremlylongnamethatyouwon1358 6 месяцев назад +14

      💀

    • @TI50010
      @TI50010 6 месяцев назад +39

      With a battle axe so battle axe are useless unless your kratos

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 месяцев назад +33

      @@TI50010axes are better than swords or bladed whips, but nothing beats a good long spear!

    • @TI50010
      @TI50010 5 месяцев назад +10

      But a good strong gun is better than a spear

    • @JasonAizatoZemeckis
      @JasonAizatoZemeckis 5 месяцев назад

      Damn I thought you were talking about Thor

  • @khogetzu8429
    @khogetzu8429 2 месяца назад +1

    This reminds me of an old joke about a hunter, a bear that got amorous with the hunter every time he failed to kill said bear, and ended with the words "You don't come out here for the hunting, do you?"

    • @user-dx3sp1yy5l
      @user-dx3sp1yy5l 2 месяца назад +1

      You made this comment so I don't have to, thank you man! 🤜

    • @khogetzu8429
      @khogetzu8429 2 месяца назад

      @@user-dx3sp1yy5l 🤛 I gotchu!

  • @jessebarnes4389
    @jessebarnes4389 14 дней назад

    The title should have been: Top 4 weapons to piss off a bear

  • @WoofleWaffles
    @WoofleWaffles 7 месяцев назад +104

    Winning a fight against a bear is a lot like winning an argument on Twitter, the best way to win is not to play

    • @Shin_Lona
      @Shin_Lona 7 месяцев назад +20

      Bears are typically more reasonable.

  • @talaverajr391
    @talaverajr391 7 месяцев назад +374

    If you ever find yourself fighting a bear with a melee weapon, say your last prayer before engagement.

    • @kevinperez7555
      @kevinperez7555 7 месяцев назад +35

      Read a story once of a Grizzly attack on two hunters. The bear ripped one guys arm off (after being stabbed ten times with a Bowie knife). The other guy came in and stabbed the bear ten more times,but also suffered some serious damage. Only the second guy made it out alive in that melee encounter. Long story short… ya don’t want to be close range with a bear lol

    • @volkardlokisson6292
      @volkardlokisson6292 7 месяцев назад +9

      The one exception might be a 9' winged spear with a wide blade set for charge. Even then, your odds aren't good.

    • @talaverajr391
      @talaverajr391 7 месяцев назад +36

      @@volkardlokisson6292 You have a good chance at killing the bear with a spear, no doubt about that. The problem arises when considering YOUR OWN survival rate. Grizzlys are so over powered that it is said that a single swipe can decapitate a moose. So the grizzly could definitely die of its injuries later, however you will most likely die first.

    • @volkardlokisson6292
      @volkardlokisson6292 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@talaverajr391 Absolutely, which is why the ancestors hunted them in groups, and even then injuries and deaths were common.

    • @tmoney1487
      @tmoney1487 7 месяцев назад

      My exact thoughts watching this video 😂😂😂

  • @abhishekbharti3524
    @abhishekbharti3524 3 месяца назад +1

    Looks like backbone of a cyborg😂

  • @antoniomele4830
    @antoniomele4830 3 месяца назад +1

    The only melee weapon useful against a bear might be a very long spear. Otherwise only guns

  • @nf4833
    @nf4833 7 месяцев назад +226

    Imagine trying to fight a bear with your fantasy chain wallet

    • @marcosantonio-hj7vp
      @marcosantonio-hj7vp 7 месяцев назад +7

      The spear is the only one who makes sense to use because it's a long weapon

    • @Night-Lord
      @Night-Lord 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@marcosantonio-hj7vp came down here to comment that, there's a good reason the spear is one of humanity's oldest tools. It's simple and it works

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Night-Lord A single spear won't take down a bear I'm afraid. You'd need a team of people with spears for that.

    • @livingbehind661
      @livingbehind661 3 месяца назад

      if its about bringing home its fur then ok...if its about surviving ...is no bad.

    • @samael6903
      @samael6903 3 месяца назад

      @@Night-Lord there’s a reason why our ancestors weren’t out there hunting bears. They were avoiding them 😂

  • @tazman5129
    @tazman5129 5 месяцев назад +657

    So kind of you to offer the bear various utensils to pick you out of its teeth with.

  • @criticgamerz6382
    @criticgamerz6382 3 месяца назад

    If you ever encounter a bear just hold your breath 😂

  • @highlanderNC-mr8fe
    @highlanderNC-mr8fe 3 месяца назад

    That scorpion whip would only get the bear so mad he really would eat you.

  • @Thicccbankai
    @Thicccbankai 3 месяца назад +1

    What I wanna use? The sword
    Realistically the best to use: the spear

  • @rolandbujeiro42
    @rolandbujeiro42 7 месяцев назад +798

    Rule No.1: Always bring a powerful gun to a bear fight.
    Rule No.2: Always refer to Rule No.1.

    • @manniebradley3768
      @manniebradley3768 7 месяцев назад +9

      Always bring the cannon

    • @raymonortiz3084
      @raymonortiz3084 7 месяцев назад +2

      🎶Dumb ways to die🎶
      🤣

    • @jigson520
      @jigson520 7 месяцев назад +1

      A grenade may also work :)

    • @raymonortiz3084
      @raymonortiz3084 7 месяцев назад +5

      RPG! End of story! 🤣

    • @trifanalex7265
      @trifanalex7265 7 месяцев назад +5

      I dont want to be they guy "but actually", but actually a bear spray is more effective than a gun

  • @yunglou5967
    @yunglou5967 Год назад +1968

    "4 quick ways to die from a bear"

    • @berzerkthejerk36
      @berzerkthejerk36 Год назад +71

      Ur not lying..I'd rather have a 10 22 rifle than those honestly 😂😂

    • @yunglou5967
      @yunglou5967 Год назад +8

      @@berzerkthejerk36 nah fr

    • @darkusblader
      @darkusblader Год назад +20

      ​@@berzerkthejerk36 An M1 Garand would also be a good option.

    • @DementiaGaming69420
      @DementiaGaming69420 Год назад +15

      @@darkusblader no shit it’s literally 30-06 bigger than a 308 better than most hunting rifles.

    • @nugrohosumanto6390
      @nugrohosumanto6390 Год назад

      The weapons are to kill yourself to avoid the pain of being mauled.

  • @user-ku8zp2jk9z
    @user-ku8zp2jk9z 2 месяца назад +1

    Normal people : scorpion wihp
    Shadow fight 2 players: composite sword 💀

  • @aprinceofearthsea4875
    @aprinceofearthsea4875 Месяц назад

    Lightweight is probably the last thing you want for anything you're attempting to hit a bear with.

  • @anonymoususer3535
    @anonymoususer3535 7 месяцев назад +169

    How to get absolutely mauled beyond recognition

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 7 месяцев назад +13

      With the last one you don't even need a bear

  • @Daniel_P116
    @Daniel_P116 7 месяцев назад +390

    Lemme fix that title of yours...
    _Four weapons to survive a bear cub attack, only to have their mother shove them up your exhaust line._

  • @GearShifter925
    @GearShifter925 3 месяца назад +1

    IMAGINE these as...
    Vintage Old age's
    " Operation equipments "....!!!!
    Patient : 😳😳😳

  • @FIZZ1X
    @FIZZ1X 2 месяца назад +1

    4 weapons that can kill a bear!
    Number 1: Tzar Bomba
    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

  • @punisher3607
    @punisher3607 7 месяцев назад +581

    You're not gonna have a single one of these in a bear attack to begin with

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 7 месяцев назад +26

      Even if you did, they wouldn't help.

    • @dragulia_venaro
      @dragulia_venaro 7 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Anonymous-hx3pu yes, angry bear is mostly doesn't care about their pain.
      one stab or two incisions won't help.
      my uncle went hunting in the countryside and he still get attacked by a giant bear, even tho he's already shoot the bear for warning.
      glad the bear decide to running away after scratches my uncle's back.
      pro tips : don't make sudden movements whenever you encounter a bear.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@dragulia_venaro If you're going to attack a bear, make sure that you'll take it out in one shot, otherwise don't even bother. You'll just piss it off.

    • @I-eat-ass-for-dinner
      @I-eat-ass-for-dinner 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@dragulia_venaroyou talk like a robot and the sudden move thing is half right. If it's brown- lay down, If it's black- fight back.

    • @IAMEYI
      @IAMEYI 7 месяцев назад +9

      Unless your the one weirdo that walks around with medieval weapons talking about "I just like to be prepared for the just in case, you just never know when you might need it" 😂

  • @twerk_it_like_nae_nae7979
    @twerk_it_like_nae_nae7979 2 месяца назад +2

    Everybody got a fancy weapon until they got mauled by a bear in the face.
    -Mike Tyson

  • @stephenbachman132
    @stephenbachman132 9 месяцев назад +295

    The spear is probably the only weapon there that might stop a bear. However the pole is too short you would still die

    • @Skollscatha
      @Skollscatha 7 месяцев назад +4

      Beat me too it

    • @HumanPeeler
      @HumanPeeler 7 месяцев назад +32

      Let's not even mention that mall ninja sword-whip. That's a hazard for both bear and victim

    • @odstvi9512
      @odstvi9512 7 месяцев назад +10

      Also there’s nothing stopping the bear from coming down the pole and mauling you, even if it was longer it wouldn’t help without a way to keep the bear at the end

    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace 7 месяцев назад +13

      The shape of the blades would make it less effective than a normal spear though.

    • @Andrewbert109
      @Andrewbert109 7 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah it's also missing something crucial - a blade. Even if that thing was long enough that tip would have terrible penetration compared to an actual blade. There's a reason why something like that has literally never been used before and it's not because medieval smiths couldn't make one

  • @avivaxelsen90
    @avivaxelsen90 Месяц назад

    when you are faced with a bear put down your weapon and run away 😂

  • @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699
    @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699 3 месяца назад +1

    Yeeeeeeaaahhhh!! 🤨🤔🤔
    When fighting a bear, these will do a lot of additional damage... On yourself. 😂😂😂

  • @buickryan88
    @buickryan88 7 месяцев назад +363

    😂even the bear would stop mid attack and ask “Wait, why do u have that shit?”

    • @pj6208
      @pj6208 7 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 7 месяцев назад +17

      Bear: "ugh. *mall ninja.* 🤢 ...I'm gonna eat you ALIVE just for that! 😠

    • @akshaydas6125
      @akshaydas6125 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

    • @hashimhandfield2625
      @hashimhandfield2625 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRejectedArtist
    @TheRejectedArtist 4 месяца назад +662

    Look, it's gonna sound stupid...
    Bear spray💀

    • @-Darkyn_7
      @-Darkyn_7 3 месяца назад +6

      no way

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 3 месяца назад +36

      Probably better than the crap in this video.

    • @nicegamer4883
      @nicegamer4883 3 месяца назад +7

      Nuh uh, gun

    • @nubbbei_king
      @nubbbei_king 3 месяца назад +12

      10mm pistol is overall best

    • @TheCanineContrarian
      @TheCanineContrarian 3 месяца назад +12

      And it's literally 100x better then everything said in this video as it's ranged and not hand-to-handing a f***ing Bear

  • @colemitchell5415
    @colemitchell5415 13 дней назад

    That bear is going to tank that shit as if he just took the tetnis shot.

  • @aarongant7080
    @aarongant7080 2 месяца назад

    Bear is finna laugh at you before he drags you 🤣🤣

  • @eliduncan4630
    @eliduncan4630 7 месяцев назад +172

    That scorpion whip is a definite ticket to the graveyard if you tried to fight a bear with it. I'd literally rather have a steak knife

    • @josephflash3120
      @josephflash3120 7 месяцев назад +6

      I second that

    • @neonemptiness8152
      @neonemptiness8152 7 месяцев назад +5

      It’s an awful weapon

    • @edwardsanchez3708
      @edwardsanchez3708 7 месяцев назад

      We knew a fat kid in my neighborhood in the eighties, and he was always accused of packing a steak knife as a weapon

    • @Real_Richmond_510
      @Real_Richmond_510 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@edwardsanchez3708bet you didn't mess with him either 😂😂😂

    • @lostpony4885
      @lostpony4885 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nono when it is inevitably goring you, gives him a nice scratch on the back

  • @burzurkrx4044
    @burzurkrx4044 7 месяцев назад +231

    Everybody has a weapon plan until you get bear clawed in the mouth
    - Bear Tyson

    • @minsoekhant1967
      @minsoekhant1967 7 месяцев назад +5

      Iron Bear!! 🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @jackiechun5817
      @jackiechun5817 7 месяцев назад +1

      @burzurkrx4044 every bear has a plan UNTIL it pulls back a nub 👀
      - me

    • @theJuLYheat
      @theJuLYheat 7 месяцев назад

      And Heth gonna eat yer chirren, praith be to bear Allah.

  • @CT-1735
    @CT-1735 13 дней назад

    The first 3 of these weapons are better suited for the hunger games than surviving a bear attack 💀
    The fourth weapon is only useful in sending yourself to jesus 💀💀

  • @user-mk4mw4zn3l
    @user-mk4mw4zn3l 12 дней назад

    You're being attacked by a bear: 😬
    These are your options:💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ChrisEllisMusic
    @ChrisEllisMusic 7 месяцев назад +236

    This should be titled: “how to make a bear angry”

    • @-bitgaming-007
      @-bitgaming-007 6 месяцев назад +6

      If it doesn't have a stopping power of a handheld cannon, then it's useless against a bear.

    • @mitchellwright8771
      @mitchellwright8771 6 месяцев назад +3

      Or how to make the goriest brain stain videos on the net 😅

  • @andrewmize823
    @andrewmize823 Год назад +1065

    Here's the strategy that has kept my life free of bear attacks for 43 years: don't go where bears are.

  • @SCP-FoundationMember
    @SCP-FoundationMember 14 дней назад

    I swear I imagined but literally heard a "shiiing" when the light glinted off the blade of the axe 💀

  • @user-kr9wy1we6z
    @user-kr9wy1we6z 3 месяца назад

    I garuntee in a bear attack you ain't walking away using these but you may see that bear in hell with you in best case scenario

  • @Crumpie12
    @Crumpie12 6 месяцев назад +571

    4 weapons that will somehow serve you worse than a nearby stick:

    • @spwron
      @spwron 5 месяцев назад +38

      People have tested these weapons before and you are correct, fighting a bear with comically sized boxing gloves will do more damage

    • @Malilus
      @Malilus 5 месяцев назад +43

      The spear is the only one worthy to even think of. Basicly a sharp stick

    • @joshuapena4684
      @joshuapena4684 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@Malilus that's the second worst option. If it gets stuck in a spot that's not vital you're screwed. Same goes with every other weapon but atleast they're less likely to do so, especially the sword. The chain thing is the worst pick obviously. The sword is best bc the sword has been proven to be the most versatile weapon in history, it can be used in reverse grip to grant not only a extra powerful stab as you could do with a spear but also when it penetrates you can pull or push in a certain direction to cut open your opponent. Leaving them with a huge gapping wound.

    • @victorhugo4072
      @victorhugo4072 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​@joshuapena4684 you're wrong, the spear is the best option. Spears, specially this one, don't get stuck, they're not arrows bro.

    • @unspokentruths6416
      @unspokentruths6416 5 месяцев назад +1

      I like you, I would also prefer the stick or maybe a scavenged rock. At least they won't give me a false sense of security as it snaps and somehow leaves me in a worse position than if I didn't have them at all.

  • @abc4781
    @abc4781 7 месяцев назад +70

    The Scorpion Whip is infact more deadly to the user then they're opponent.

  • @Artifactors
    @Artifactors 2 месяца назад

    If I have to pick something I'd pick the axe, but I'd still die

  • @MonkeyMagick
    @MonkeyMagick 12 дней назад

    A.k.a. the London starter pack.

  • @fruitspunch8859
    @fruitspunch8859 4 месяца назад +320

    With all those weapons you could indeed survive a specific species of bear : care bears

    • @franciscolima1762
      @franciscolima1762 3 месяца назад +6

      They are good against the gummy ones as well 😂

    • @tobeyparker3459
      @tobeyparker3459 3 месяца назад

      : We bare bears

    • @PainBin
      @PainBin 3 месяца назад

      @@tobeyparker3459still bears just smart ones ;-;

    • @savagescotsman6493
      @savagescotsman6493 2 месяца назад

      The hair bear bunch, Yogi, Booboo, Winnie the pooh and Rupert.

    • @DiszkopatkanyIRL
      @DiszkopatkanyIRL 2 месяца назад

      Or dead bears too

  • @Dan_Gleebalz
    @Dan_Gleebalz 7 месяцев назад +229

    When hiking in bear country always take a buddy. Preferably one who doesn't run as fast as you.

  • @user-MaximeP
    @user-MaximeP 29 дней назад +1

    Raft ending tools be like

  • @The_real_I5T
    @The_real_I5T 3 месяца назад +1

    ''I like the last weapon''
    -👴

  • @Bloodbain88
    @Bloodbain88 7 месяцев назад +425

    If you HAVE to choose a melee weapon against a bear, a spear is the best choice. But if it's just you, alone, vs the bear, you're still almost certainly going to lose.

    • @user-sm4mi8ug9q
      @user-sm4mi8ug9q 7 месяцев назад +11

      Even if you came with a whole pact of dudes with spears y'all still screwed 😥

    • @watermelon7411
      @watermelon7411 7 месяцев назад

      ​@user-sm4mi8ug9q no if there's 3 guys vs 1 bear and they all 3 have that spear they could do it although the bear will probably target 1 of the guys and kill him

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@user-sm4mi8ug9q That depends on the type of bear and how pissed it is. If you have a group of dudes with spears you have a 50/50 chance of survival.

    • @Townesvanwaits
      @Townesvanwaits 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-sm4mi8ug9q? How do you think they fought bears before firearms were invented?

    • @JacaTraficante
      @JacaTraficante 7 месяцев назад

      @@Anonymous-hx3puonly if it is a smaller one like a black bear. If you and your 6 friends encounter a full on adult grizzly there is nothing some pointy sticks are gonna do before you get turned into paste

  • @FSBoys185
    @FSBoys185 7 месяцев назад +139

    A wepon to survive a bear attack is a 300 win mag

    • @kimcarbine
      @kimcarbine 7 месяцев назад +1

      a hunting shotgun at least

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 7 месяцев назад +8

      i just watched a video of a guy with his dog trying to chase away a bear, the dog aggravated the bear then retreated back to it's owner who shot it in the face almost point blank. Stopped it for 2 seconds gets back up started charging again. the guy was lucky it happened in front of his house and he didn't stumble while running backwards back into his house

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 7 месяцев назад

      it's a shotgun

    • @blacksnapper7684
      @blacksnapper7684 7 месяцев назад

      Or a bow or an atlatl my point being guns aren’t the only weapon that can get the job done

    • @bradleyhollon6085
      @bradleyhollon6085 7 месяцев назад

      Nice rifle or shotgun but always have a back up i like 10mm

  • @weriksantos9447
    @weriksantos9447 2 месяца назад

    How to fighting a bear: Just Run like never ran.

  • @Decent-TH3C
    @Decent-TH3C 14 дней назад

    Well dang, if you see me fighting a bear with these bad boys, you better help the bear!!!😂

  • @itzkantarok6336
    @itzkantarok6336 Год назад +342

    The “never use against bear” starter pack💀

  • @Jason-nosaJ
    @Jason-nosaJ 8 месяцев назад +111

    In the News: 4 awesome weapons were found next to a steaming pile of Bear poop, the owner cant be found.

    • @WardofSquid
      @WardofSquid 7 месяцев назад +2

      Bruh 😂

    • @mike41062
      @mike41062 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂 exactly. Except I wouldn't call the spiral spear cool, I've heard they're just generally shit (and they don't really look that impressive to me). Unlike the other weapons- and the whip which reminds me of some video games. The ONLY chance you might have is with the third weapon- and you better hit the right spot... I guess the axe could work too, but I'd never wanna be that risky that close to a bear- might as well have a trench knife or bowie knife.

  • @pabloperez4396
    @pabloperez4396 3 месяца назад +1

    Me:😀
    The bear:🗿☠️☠️

  • @IAmTheNobodyYT
    @IAmTheNobodyYT 15 дней назад

    If a bear wont get seriously injured, it will only get more agressive. None of these whould be strong enough

  • @crimson3274
    @crimson3274 7 месяцев назад +22

    Alternative title: how to show you are an overconfident mall ninja.
    Bear will maul you before you swing or poke with any of these.

  • @ridiculousnicholas4732
    @ridiculousnicholas4732 5 месяцев назад +254

    Remember: Even The Predator and Kratos had a tough time fighting a grizzly bear.

    • @jordanbutler5060
      @jordanbutler5060 5 месяцев назад +12

      Well Bjorn was a magical bear that's the only reason kratos had an issue with the bear the predator is a different story. I but I can dig it thou 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @corbintaylor9532
      @corbintaylor9532 5 месяцев назад +4

      Super underrated comment

    • @scattershotjd9823
      @scattershotjd9823 4 месяца назад +3

      The predator was just feeling the bear out since it was his first time on earth. He still ended that scrap with one punch

    • @Spiral_IdeasX
      @Spiral_IdeasX 4 месяца назад +3

      The bear Kratos fought was his son who can turn Into magical Animals
      And Predator
      He was a youngblood who Is Inexperienced but Yeah at the end The Predator killed It with one punch

    • @d_franco4702
      @d_franco4702 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Spiral_IdeasXyeah, and humans can’t do any of that crap so, without weapons were done for.

  • @carlg4544
    @carlg4544 2 месяца назад

    More like 4 weapons to piss a bear off even more

  • @syedkhaleelullah2979
    @syedkhaleelullah2979 4 месяца назад +1

    Last tool was amazing 🥵

  • @idkbro8470
    @idkbro8470 8 месяцев назад +390

    Me after I hit the bear with the scorpion whip:
    *”G E T O V E R H E R E !”*

  • @benp1815
    @benp1815 5 месяцев назад +34

    This video was sponsored by a bear

  • @LeatherDaddy97
    @LeatherDaddy97 2 месяца назад

    Never seen a bear at a mall kiosk before

  • @relaxedmuffin3666
    @relaxedmuffin3666 3 месяца назад

    Four ways to make a bear angry while it kills you.

  • @boogz2530
    @boogz2530 8 месяцев назад +124

    That chain sword will definitely help the bear get you without a fight..😂💀

    • @justincooper5189
      @justincooper5189 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yup. Pre made human chunks. The whip would make you look like Monty pythons black knight. The axe and sword would be best used to make a proper bear spear that's at least 6-8 foot long, and would allow for bracing it against something else.

    • @user-rp6zh2oc3r
      @user-rp6zh2oc3r 7 месяцев назад

      Зачем вообще драться с медведем 😂😂😂

  • @gaving4188
    @gaving4188 10 месяцев назад +492

    Mall ninja with the 440 stainless steel that couldn’t cut a apple.

    • @KungFuGoblin420
      @KungFuGoblin420 8 месяцев назад +5

      Exactly... So are you a collector, HEMA nerd, or both 😅

    • @argenti3609
      @argenti3609 8 месяцев назад +10

      Or someone with decent taste in steel and practicality, blade city is a joke 440 stainless can be good but really depends

    • @dakotawbgames
      @dakotawbgames 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@argenti3609 Yeah, bad steel and a polymer handle, that thing will fall apart with a couple minutes of use lmao
      Proper polearms aren't even that expensive either, so it's kinda strange that people go for this cheap stuff for anything but a display piece

    • @loneflamescale326
      @loneflamescale326 7 месяцев назад +1

      duuuude right its all junk blades haha

    • @RIVERAEDGE
      @RIVERAEDGE 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@solar9003 I got a friend who gets himself them kbars and coldsteels and spydercos n shit, and another friend who gets gas station mall ninja shit for THE SAME PRICE
      Guess it really depends aye, a lot of newbies just go for looks. They see a simple designed esee for example and its shit, they don't think it's high quality unless it's got mad serrations and cool paint jobs and a crazy handle 😫

  • @specc2778
    @specc2778 3 месяца назад +2

    The only one that gives you a tiny bit chance of survival is the spear, and that chain thing is just stupid.