I Used a 1,580,000,000 Gigawatt Laser on the Earth - Universe Sandbox 2

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  4 года назад +5823

    Universe Sandbox 2 added lasers. All they need is more zeros.

    • @dth2574
      @dth2574 4 года назад +81

      Nah.. all they need to add is INFINITE SIGNS

    • @ashlin7482
      @ashlin7482 4 года назад +51

      More zeros dammit!!!

    • @gameruser1971
      @gameruser1971 4 года назад +17

      Gray play stormworks plz

    • @clixflix610
      @clixflix610 4 года назад +13

      GrayStillPlays I love you

    • @shakayla4056
      @shakayla4056 4 года назад +12

      Hi Gray.

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 4 года назад +3340

    Gray: _sets the ocean on fire_
    Also Gray: “this laser makes the water slightly hotter”

    • @Darth_Supaku
      @Darth_Supaku 4 года назад +123

      Like you could probably cook some ramen noodles with it

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 4 года назад +12

      Harri Goston lol LOL LOL!!!!!

    • @electricheisenberg5723
      @electricheisenberg5723 4 года назад +48

      gray: wow now we can make ramen noodles in the ocean! hoomans: My fAcE Is mElTiNg

    • @dylanstafford3414
      @dylanstafford3414 4 года назад +41

      @@electricheisenberg5723 More like *raw men* noodles

    • @electricheisenberg5723
      @electricheisenberg5723 4 года назад +12

      @@dylanstafford3414 no, burnmen noodles

  • @plohka1141
    @plohka1141 4 года назад +2623

    Everyone else: plant trees and save the earth!
    Gray: who wants me to destroy the earth with Satan’s death laser?

  • @thiesenf
    @thiesenf 4 года назад +1315

    Meanwhile in another parallell universe:
    **planets mysteriously dissappearing**

  • @Pinanimate
    @Pinanimate 4 года назад +646

    Exorcist: I’ve come to remove satan from your life
    Gray: but I didn’t call you..?
    Satan: I did.

  • @alicehellman8445
    @alicehellman8445 4 года назад +4947

    He wrote “help” but I was SO SURE he would write “hell” and he DIDN’T.

  • @thesonichat7389
    @thesonichat7389 4 года назад +703

    "Fire!!!"
    "Why isnt it firing"
    "Um, it's still warming up sir"
    "Its warming up?"
    *"The Sun Is Warming Up"*

    • @CWAChristy2
      @CWAChristy2 4 года назад +36

      YES! I love Megamind!

    • @k41511
      @k41511 4 года назад +22

      Your profile picture makes it look like you are shouting Fire!!!

    • @randomguy-jd8su
      @randomguy-jd8su 4 года назад +2

      me like ur profile thumbnail

    • @joenahyay8367
      @joenahyay8367 4 года назад +10

      “What do you mean THE SUN IS WARMING UP”

    • @sotoroiguess69
      @sotoroiguess69 4 года назад +1

      Nice reference.

  • @amnesiac8887
    @amnesiac8887 4 года назад +1042

    Earth: Stays normal
    Gray: *Wait, that’s illegal*

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 года назад +951

    Gray: “Hey, Sun.”
    The Sun: “Yeah?”
    Gray: “You cool?”
    The Sun: “No.”

  • @korvix9536
    @korvix9536 4 года назад +742

    Zeros: **exist**
    Lasers: **exist**
    Gray: **Looks at solar system** Oh yeah, it’s all coming apart.

    • @user-zd8ty8gk3u
      @user-zd8ty8gk3u 4 года назад +7

      IM CRYIGN😂😔

    • @AlexxBW
      @AlexxBW 4 года назад +4

      LOL 😂

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 4 года назад +1

      Ricardo Milos it really be like that 😂😂😂

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 года назад

      Together*

    • @janreiafrica
      @janreiafrica 4 года назад +3

      @victoryrock This is why the term r/wooooosh died. Because of people like you

  • @michaelkriston8477
    @michaelkriston8477 4 года назад +491

    "Oh!The world did'nt blow up!"
    The fact that this sentence is absolutely normal terrifies me.

    • @vespertaz896
      @vespertaz896 4 года назад +4

      @Malik Jara No your sentence didn't make sense

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 4 года назад +7

      Malik Jara Guess what? You can’t start a sentence with the word and

    • @vespertaz896
      @vespertaz896 4 года назад

      @@hankjwimbleton4010 I am pretty sure he's trolling

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 4 года назад

      Malik Jara *how!? How did he know!?*

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 4 года назад

      Malik Jara u

  • @msun6526
    @msun6526 4 года назад +483

    Developer: “we have lasers in the game now!”
    Gray: “say no more.”

    • @charli9289
      @charli9289 4 года назад +1

      doesn’t make sense but okay...

    • @bogdanostaficiuc6385
      @bogdanostaficiuc6385 3 года назад +1

      @@charli9289 You dont make sense if you said that it did not make sense again

  • @gaymothmanstan4466
    @gaymothmanstan4466 4 года назад +285

    “i’ve just realised that there are some negatives to hitting the earth with lasers”
    Y O U D O N ‘ T S A Y??

    • @arhamtajwar65
      @arhamtajwar65 3 года назад +2

      It’s been a year, yet no one ever commented, why is it this way?

    • @angrycrusader1147
      @angrycrusader1147 3 года назад +1

      @@arhamtajwar65 I don’t know

    • @ew.4518
      @ew.4518 3 года назад +1

      @@arhamtajwar65 no words needed to be said.

    • @CosmicCrimson
      @CosmicCrimson 2 года назад +1

      @@ew.4518
      *E X A C T L Y .*

  • @msun6526
    @msun6526 4 года назад +623

    It is the developers mistake to hand Gray a laser
    I love it, thank you developer

  • @justyourcasualupsidedownma9827
    @justyourcasualupsidedownma9827 4 года назад +539

    "lets make Palpatine proud"
    Palpatine in the distance: "do it."

  • @greenytoaster
    @greenytoaster 4 года назад +24

    11:31 You've managed to bring the temperature of the Earth to absolute zero instantly. Well done!

  • @bobbybologna3029
    @bobbybologna3029 4 года назад +188

    "Saturn can take a lot of lasering before it starts getting pissed off"
    This is pretty much how i would describe the same thing.

  • @msun6526
    @msun6526 4 года назад +483

    Developer: How much laser do you want Gra-
    Gray: yes
    Developer: bu-
    Gray: no question, ONLY LASER

    • @killerqueen7675
      @killerqueen7675 4 года назад +7

      here were dragons This is great

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ 4 года назад +6

      O N L Y
      *L A S E R*

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 года назад +1

      Gray was a Warhammer Space Marine in a previous life.

    • @norytttenrab2895
      @norytttenrab2895 4 года назад

      A fellow scp fan is always great to see, but seeing your profile pic and name made me sad because the backstory is extremely sad

    • @msun6526
      @msun6526 4 года назад

      noryT ttenraB That’s the point:)

  • @misakamikoto8785
    @misakamikoto8785 4 года назад +252

    Everyone else: Popping balloons with laser pointer.
    Grey: Popping Earth with Galactic Empire laser.

  • @Jane-qh2yd
    @Jane-qh2yd 4 года назад +329

    Humans: Hey can we go on land?
    Gray: No
    Humans: Why?
    Gray: The sun is a deadly laser

    • @sarahk9189
      @sarahk9189 4 года назад +10

      I was waiting for someone to mention that lol

    • @funnyman6890
      @funnyman6890 4 года назад +8

      BRAVO mate you made the world a better place you mentioned Bill wurtz

    • @graceperez9672
      @graceperez9672 4 года назад

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHLMAL

    • @m10clanmember59
      @m10clanmember59 4 года назад +2

      I just did a bad thing

    • @m10clanmember59
      @m10clanmember59 4 года назад +1

      I regret the thing that I did

  • @simonerayes1661
    @simonerayes1661 4 года назад +1230

    Gray: "Now the world can know what it's like in Florida!"
    Australia: *Laughing* You fool!

    • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
      @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 года назад +74

      Gray: The average surface temperature is one billion degrees Celsius.
      Australians: It's winter?

    • @electricheisenberg5723
      @electricheisenberg5723 4 года назад +21

      @@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. I live in Australia. Summer is colder than winter. True fact. Still not getting snow though

    • @StardustWanderer
      @StardustWanderer 4 года назад +5

      Our bloody wintersell freeze yeh balls off

    • @link12click
      @link12click 4 года назад +4

      India: aaaaaa

    • @mountain9470
      @mountain9470 4 года назад

      Yeah i now australia is on fire

  • @aronasanimates8077
    @aronasanimates8077 4 года назад +725

    Ahh, so thats how the Amazon Rainforest caught fire.

  • @lucabalsasalsa
    @lucabalsasalsa 4 года назад +364

    “Now everyone knows what it feels like to live in florida”
    Spoken as true as can be

  • @Turntoash
    @Turntoash 4 года назад +65

    “Wow that one earth just told me to go to hell” made me die 😂

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 года назад +101

    "Alright, let's get stupid."
    "We don't need theories where we're going. MORE ZEROES-"
    "Yeah, you debug that stack!"
    ~GraystillPlays, 2019

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 4 года назад +490

    Florida man: “my beer’s warm Grey!”
    Grey: Magic cold laser the radius of the sun activate!

    • @Zrs-2
      @Zrs-2 4 года назад +1

      A man named Jonah replied to a man named Joe I find this kinda funny
      Also grey would definitely do that if he could

    • @tophat7848
      @tophat7848 4 года назад

      Ugh it’s GRAY not Grey

    • @ctraye6293
      @ctraye6293 4 года назад

      Zrs2 who’s joe

    • @dariuspumma
      @dariuspumma 4 года назад

      @@ctraye6293 Joe mama

  • @persianempire4624
    @persianempire4624 4 года назад +434

    I want a graystillplays tshirt that says “more zeroes”

  • @sorengaming1541
    @sorengaming1541 4 года назад +47

    Gray: but let’s increase the radius to 100,000km.
    Will they survive thi-
    *INSTANT EVAPORATION*

  • @joejore5705
    @joejore5705 4 года назад +352

    "and the moon prays to Jesus it's not next"
    Dr.eggman: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T

    • @Boxie2542
      @Boxie2542 4 года назад +21

      no one:
      Dr.eggman: I PISSED ON THE MOOOOOON WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT OBAMA

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 4 года назад +6

      Local58: *come again?*

    • @cryostorm2178
      @cryostorm2178 4 года назад +3

      *I'M PISSING IN THE MOOOOOOOOON!!!!*

    • @jcofwizlets6558
      @jcofwizlets6558 4 года назад

      HOLY CRAP

    • @jaredmyers4506
      @jaredmyers4506 4 года назад +1

      JJJaybird
      Cell:hoho If you insist

  • @dokabua
    @dokabua 4 года назад +563

    Earth: You can't kill me Gray with that 1mm laser
    Gray: "Shots laser"
    Earth: Left the chat

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад +3

      Mars join the Chat

    • @isopd378
      @isopd378 4 года назад +5

      With a smaller focal point a laser is more powerful so he made it more powerful by making the radius smaller

    • @thepaperplush9340
      @thepaperplush9340 4 года назад +5

      *Spell check has left the chat*

    • @ZealousWins
      @ZealousWins 4 года назад

      shoots*

    • @napoleonxvi2796
      @napoleonxvi2796 4 года назад +2

      Earth: Disconnected by user (Rage quit)

  • @lemon.p.413
    @lemon.p.413 4 года назад +110

    “Little earth can absolutely be killed”
    Why did I find so funny🤣

  • @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66
    @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66 4 года назад +36

    Satan: How big do you want the laser?
    Gray: *Yes*

  • @yourlocalnewfie4304
    @yourlocalnewfie4304 4 года назад +269

    Death And God Combined: Do You Want To De-
    Gray: *Yes*

  • @idrivemyslowcarfast
    @idrivemyslowcarfast 4 года назад +183

    Gray: *exists*
    Earth: why do I hear boss music?

  • @wilsonno9675
    @wilsonno9675 4 года назад +117

    Gray: "oh my it's beautiful."
    Earth: "Mr Gray I don't feel so good." *disappears*
    Gray: "that's the whole point."

  • @lj8888
    @lj8888 4 года назад +45

    Gray: destroys almost every earth
    Our scientists: why is there no life in the galaxy

  • @tvd-theremedy2515
    @tvd-theremedy2515 4 года назад +87

    “You can tell Saturn has been through a lot.”
    Gray, 2019

  • @H0IidayGirl1225
    @H0IidayGirl1225 4 года назад +167

    I guess you can say
    *the sun is a deadly lazer*

    • @generalzar0ff
      @generalzar0ff 4 года назад +6

      There is no blanket

    • @aplant8463
      @aplant8463 4 года назад +5

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss

    • @shinyscarab2546
      @shinyscarab2546 4 года назад +16

      *not anymore, there’s a blanket!*

    • @fransiscoandrade1000
      @fransiscoandrade1000 4 года назад +11

      We can make a religion out of this

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 года назад +3

      Fransisco Andrade
      No, please don’t

  • @wildsuperfire3649
    @wildsuperfire3649 4 года назад +56

    7:12
    So the big Earth absorbed all the *souls* of all the other Earths to become invincible.
    Insert *Hopes and Dreams*

    • @r3strt
      @r3strt 4 года назад +2

      Undertale reference.
      Nice

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 4 года назад +5

      @@r3strt Still waiting to see Gray try to play through Undertale and also give us a video.

    • @can-fm9jh
      @can-fm9jh 4 года назад +1

      @@theendersmirk5851 he will be doing genocide if he does

    • @r3strt
      @r3strt 4 года назад

      @@theendersmirk5851 Undertale Genocide route

    • @ethanjames1180
      @ethanjames1180 4 года назад +4

      The Earth refused to die.
      Gray, after all, is one of the most GENOCIDE players ever.

  • @u_nderscore1
    @u_nderscore1 4 года назад +9

    11:31
    *now everyone knows what it’s like to live in Canada in the Winter.*

    • @cvrxvd5812
      @cvrxvd5812 3 года назад +1

      Yea where I live the snow is 5feet and 15 below zero

  • @TFZ1337
    @TFZ1337 4 года назад +67

    Normal people: Sees how many balloons a laser can go through at once
    Gray: Sees how many earths it can destroy at once

  • @georgetulipana8136
    @georgetulipana8136 4 года назад +110

    Grays Pc this morning when he got out of bed
    "OH GOD HE'S STILL ALIVE"

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 4 года назад +1

      The errors are the computer's signs of exploding.

  • @alaaalsaegh2094
    @alaaalsaegh2094 4 года назад +122

    “Focused Satan” Ah yes, I relate.

  • @maksam0104
    @maksam0104 4 года назад +22

    The last earth: you killed me bruvs, why not me?
    Gray: Dont worry me lad, I always leave one alive to tell the tale

  • @madisonheilman104
    @madisonheilman104 4 года назад +136

    "oh, a mere 4,000,000 degrees"
    pathetic

  • @cowboybarbaryn1302
    @cowboybarbaryn1302 4 года назад +48

    Gray logic: “if things are going well we’re not doing this right”

  • @franksmertkopf1593
    @franksmertkopf1593 4 года назад +47

    Cold Laser to Sun: "Am I a joke to you?"
    Sun: "Yes"

  • @wolfie8862
    @wolfie8862 4 года назад +43

    "Now everyone knows what it's like to live in Florida."
    Me, who usually goes on vacation in Florida: *yes*

  • @WappleFan
    @WappleFan 4 года назад +259

    “It absorbed the souls of all the others and it cannot be killed”
    Like in undertale?

  • @codexcracked1482
    @codexcracked1482 4 года назад +143

    "I have never seen the earth evaporate so quickly in this game yet."
    -Gray, upon obliterating the earth with a laser, the first time.

    • @branimirstoilov8640
      @branimirstoilov8640 4 года назад +4

      I love the "Yet" part of that sentence. I look forward to Gray finding a FASTER way! :3

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад +3

      ShyLilCosplayer with a laser that basically turned everything to Florida

    • @republiccommando6104
      @republiccommando6104 4 года назад

      *The Imperial Inquisition will like to know your location!*

  • @electricjohn8395
    @electricjohn8395 4 года назад +208

    Gray: "Alright, so were back to the only game that"
    Me: THE DEVIL HAS RETURNED, RUN!

    • @tonedeaf6259
      @tonedeaf6259 4 года назад +3

      The boats didn't save them? What makes you think it'll save you?
      Now my comment makes no sense-

    • @jennmason4228
      @jennmason4228 4 года назад +1

      @@aBADAasras no. Um hes going to. OH goddamnit. Not even andromeda is safe.

    • @AuthorSharuru
      @AuthorSharuru 4 года назад

      We goin' to vormir everyone

    • @balazsdocs8897
      @balazsdocs8897 4 года назад

      @@jennmason4228 Welp, time to go to another Multiverse before he destroys everything in his path.

    • @DarkmatterXD
      @DarkmatterXD 7 месяцев назад

      Me: **Accidentally deletes half of the observable universe without even thinking about it**
      Gray: Aww! How cute!

  • @killerkam4798
    @killerkam4798 4 года назад +12

    7:03 Graystillplays: look at this right here, big brother Earth protected sad baby depressed Earth! The protection was invane, die!
    Big Brother Earth: I just ate all the previous earth's so you can't kill me Grey!
    Sad baby depressed Earth: but he can kill me!
    Big Brother Earth:dag!!!!

  • @JAD-nb1io
    @JAD-nb1io 4 года назад +73

    *Universe sandbox 2 adds Death Star laser*
    Gray: *laughs in sith*

    • @striver2180
      @striver2180 4 года назад +2

      Me: *Laughs in Annihilaser*

  • @nathan6389
    @nathan6389 4 года назад +295

    “And the moon prays to Jesus that it’s not next”

    • @lance2580
      @lance2580 4 года назад +3

      “I’M, PI- *coughs*”

    • @catisnotadog9256
      @catisnotadog9256 4 года назад +1

      Jesus is dead

    • @eternalsnow1212
      @eternalsnow1212 4 года назад +5

      i read that at the exact time he said that. 😂

    • @sare8087
      @sare8087 4 года назад

      @@catisnotadog9256 There is no Such Thing

    • @leahgibson1849
      @leahgibson1849 4 года назад

      @@sare8087 ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou

  • @corrodan2995
    @corrodan2995 4 года назад +133

    "Your protection was in vain die"
    -Gray 2019

  • @Blackgreywhite1317
    @Blackgreywhite1317 4 года назад +14

    “Big brother earth protected little brother earth. It was all in vain die” I died

  • @ActiveRails
    @ActiveRails 4 года назад +17

    10:14 a bowling ball that was made by a guy on ACID and a really DEPRESSED looking sun

  • @sabsim1369
    @sabsim1369 4 года назад +219

    Everyone:
    Gray: “Ok. Let’s make Palpatine proud.”
    That’s the spirit boy 😂

  • @arumyna4851
    @arumyna4851 4 года назад +155

    i love how i know exactly what channel it is just by reading the title

    • @doublevizzion
      @doublevizzion 4 года назад +8

      I have never read a more true comment

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад +1

      Necro Desu welcome to the calamity, community is not right the right way to call it😂

  • @chosenmaple99
    @chosenmaple99 4 года назад +26

    Gray after destroying multiple earths, killing billions: *Almost lost my cool there.*

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +105

    Gray: "Hmm, nothing happened"
    Gray: "Time to add more zeroes"

  • @aminity548
    @aminity548 4 года назад +41

    5:59
    Earth when gray gets powerful lasers: "ight imma head out"

  • @redshirt5126
    @redshirt5126 4 года назад +132

    Me: "Grey, were you trying to spell Hell or Help in the thumbnail"
    Grey: "yes"

  • @mrcarjrprod
    @mrcarjrprod 4 года назад +4

    6:24 Alternate universes in a nutshell

  • @xKoolqdeMinecraftFactions
    @xKoolqdeMinecraftFactions 4 года назад +12

    *Gray* : If you ever get cold there’s always the galactic laser.
    *Destroys Earth*

  • @fleshychillface8005
    @fleshychillface8005 4 года назад +43

    I don’t know why, but I like when he says “sweet baby Jesus”

    • @kaushikfuturefcbballer4645
      @kaushikfuturefcbballer4645 4 года назад

      Same

    • @cjthegunman9659
      @cjthegunman9659 4 года назад

      I like when he calls me sweet baby jesus

    • @knull6278
      @knull6278 4 года назад

      I like when you stop existing

    • @knull6278
      @knull6278 4 года назад

      You are not my mother

    • @knull6278
      @knull6278 4 года назад

      Bold of you to assume I had cereal today and bye plz don’t reply I don’t want to get more notifications

  • @deznuey1327
    @deznuey1327 4 года назад +100

    "let gray figure out what to do with us, with the earth."
    "we're so dead."
    "yep."

  • @pizzagob1in17
    @pizzagob1in17 4 года назад +26

    Gary: *starts using lazers on Earth fragments
    Game: *The sun is a deadly lazer* *proceeds to throw a bunch of errors

  • @pewpewman._.3415
    @pewpewman._.3415 4 года назад +12

    2:44 *"You may fire when ready"*

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 4 года назад +6

    5:27 You turned Mars into a rotisserie chicken...... *Neat!*

  • @Kyrbai
    @Kyrbai 4 года назад +101

    Friend: I deep fry pizza
    Me, an intellectual: I cook ramen in the ocean at 999°C

    • @astronomical8757
      @astronomical8757 4 года назад +4

      I hate gacha life
      Your username and my profile picture is so ironic
      But if you’re so smart...
      You’d loose that ramen, as you never mentioned anything to hold it

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 4 года назад +9

      @@astronomical8757 I know right, I hate when people say that they're cooking something instead of saying the exact container they're cooking it in!

    • @felixt808
      @felixt808 4 года назад +2

      @@astronomical8757 wooOOOW sO sMaRT yOu ArE RIgHT NoT LikE pEople witH BAd EngLISH exIST

    • @jeremyorange3547
      @jeremyorange3547 4 года назад +3

      Your friend deep fries pizza? *ight imm'a head out...*

  • @Akalim
    @Akalim 4 года назад +4

    2:47 MY LEG GOT ME WHEEZING

  • @warmwater8498
    @warmwater8498 4 года назад +69

    "Little Earth can be absolutely killed."
    Not something I expected to hear today.

    • @gypsysprite4824
      @gypsysprite4824 4 года назад +2

      you were watching a grey video....what WERE you expecting

    • @TheTwilitHero
      @TheTwilitHero 4 года назад

      Loli Earthchan didn't pay her protection money last month it seems.

  • @lemon.p.413
    @lemon.p.413 4 года назад +55

    Gray: Exists.
    Universe: NOPE!

  • @Superduper7784
    @Superduper7784 4 года назад +77

    gray : "the red laser pointer does nothing!"
    people in japan : *WhY IS BlOoD LinE iN Me HouSe?*

  • @hi-tv5fo
    @hi-tv5fo 4 года назад +14

    *20 earth's get destroyed and crushed*
    Gray: eh, it's fine

  • @midnightbreeze8474
    @midnightbreeze8474 4 года назад +20

    "you know what this needs? more zeros!"
    that has to be my favorite line out of all of the randomness

  • @wheat_wholegrain
    @wheat_wholegrain 4 года назад +117

    Nobody:
    Grey: “SATAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!”

    • @billcipher3180
      @billcipher3180 4 года назад +2

      WHEN YOU'RE DOWN IN THE MOUTH AND LIFE'S A PAIN WEATHERMAN SAYS "HEAVY RAIN"! A LITTLE BOOST IS ALL YOU NEED AVERAGE JOE TO HERCULES STRONGER ARM AND SHARPER BRAIN THAT'S WHY THE FUTURE IS GRAYSTILLPLAYS!

    • @pickleation1217
      @pickleation1217 3 года назад

      why talk about him?

  • @Angie-jr6fb
    @Angie-jr6fb 4 года назад +81

    Gray: *Explodes the earth*
    Also Gray: “Whoops”
    I’m. Dying. Dying... dead 💀

  • @MainCharacter_Obeyme
    @MainCharacter_Obeyme 4 года назад +40

    I just noticed the earth was called “F you gray”
    3:13

  • @zacharymohammadi
    @zacharymohammadi 4 года назад +36

    “We will test this fully armed an operation battle station on your home planet of Alderaan”

  • @msun6526
    @msun6526 4 года назад +46

    Gray is that one person in the Imperial Empire that was like: “hey, what if we build a laser, like a big one?
    So they made the laser guns
    Gray was still not satisfied, so he demanded a bigger laser.
    So laser cannons were born
    Gray thought about it, then slaughtered everyone in the weapon research department and proceeds to build the Death Star.
    That is the story of how Gray became the person in charge of the weapon development department of the Imperial Empire
    The end

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 4 года назад +6

      Starkiller base must've been a result of no nut November.

  • @Vilkasthetrenviking
    @Vilkasthetrenviking 4 года назад +43

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened"
    -Obi Wan Kenobi after Gray destroys Earth

  • @kittennation7658
    @kittennation7658 4 года назад +3

    3:58 Oh in Universe Sandbox, it is totally normal that the Earth is 182317.2 times hotter than the temperature than the sun...

  • @andymcneilly
    @andymcneilly 4 года назад +109

    “Numbers have cease to have meaning?”
    We talking about Dragon ball?

    • @thememesjack6128
      @thememesjack6128 4 года назад +1

      No is more of the number you make when you are a kid trying to win an argument

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 года назад

      @@thememesjack6128 ah yes infinity + 2

  • @swirlyorange847
    @swirlyorange847 4 года назад +59

    "Alright let's get stupid."
    Yeah that sounds like you grey

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 года назад +45

    Gray: spells hell with laser
    Me: haven't you killed enough people?
    Death: you're hired!

    • @onyxwolfarias6523
      @onyxwolfarias6523 4 года назад +3

      GRAY CAN NEVER KILL ENAUGH PEOPLE

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP 4 года назад +2

      Death already hired Gray, remember? ‘Death And Taxes’.

  • @abreak8791
    @abreak8791 4 года назад +7

    3:34 "F you grey"
    Well that's cool

  • @rotz394
    @rotz394 4 года назад +16

    One Earth Which refuses to die:
    Grey: *takes as an offence*
    The Second Earth in Line which did the same:

  • @sciencealltheway
    @sciencealltheway 4 года назад +23

    “Super laser focused on Florida”
    Xindi cackling intensifies

  • @buckowens2841
    @buckowens2841 4 года назад +17

    6:18 “This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem”

  • @xjjsjzbxhxjsjchudjdhshdudj2799
    @xjjsjzbxhxjsjchudjdhshdudj2799 4 года назад +3

    9:31 thats how subnautica was made right there ladies and gentlemen

  • @JayBnotJayZ
    @JayBnotJayZ 4 года назад +12

    Gray: melts the ice caps
    Also Gray: you could cook ramen noodles in the ocean now

  • @plohka1141
    @plohka1141 4 года назад +100

    When the “best lasers” poll is 100% Canadian laser
    [happy Canadian noises]

    • @iDerpyStudiosi
      @iDerpyStudiosi 4 года назад +1

      Now it’s 100% game crashing lasers

    • @plohka1141
      @plohka1141 4 года назад +6

      [loads timbits into shotgun]

    • @spacesheep_
      @spacesheep_ 4 года назад

      Derpy Studios 77%*

    • @kylebobbitt
      @kylebobbitt 4 года назад

      You know everyone always picks the last option no matter what it is.

    • @nightflighttheartist7123
      @nightflighttheartist7123 4 года назад

      Its game crashing lazer now

  • @frightenedgamer5081
    @frightenedgamer5081 4 года назад +10

    2:59
    “F you Gray”
    Nice one

  • @sheilakillam3000
    @sheilakillam3000 4 года назад +16

    Me: *looks at the pic for the vid*
    Also me: is it going to be hel l or help

    • @foxgirlx381
      @foxgirlx381 4 года назад +1

      Not like theres a chat filter ya know

    • @aidentheonion
      @aidentheonion 4 года назад +2

      Nope it just says hello

  • @isaiahf-d846
    @isaiahf-d846 4 года назад +35

    "we don't need theories where we're going"
    no you need more death and destruction more 0's more depressed planets

  • @gyalsnextman4725
    @gyalsnextman4725 4 года назад +39

    Top 3 largest kill streak
    Grays: entire galaxies
    Hitler: 6million
    Stalin: 5million

    • @theodiscusgaming3909
      @theodiscusgaming3909 4 года назад +4

      Mao and Stalin killed way more than Hitler btw

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 4 года назад +2

      And they say Trump is worse than Hitler.

    • @deskrazenia8206
      @deskrazenia8206 4 года назад +1

      Joe mama Stalin killed 30 million though. Unless I’m wrong

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 4 года назад +62

    "As if a million voices cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced."
    Gray: ...rinse and repeat
    Gray > Darth Vader

  • @renga6402
    @renga6402 4 года назад +3

    Grey to the remaining earth:
    Dont fear me boy I always leave one to tell the tale