7:03 Graystillplays: look at this right here, big brother Earth protected sad baby depressed Earth! The protection was invane, die! Big Brother Earth: I just ate all the previous earth's so you can't kill me Grey! Sad baby depressed Earth: but he can kill me! Big Brother Earth:dag!!!!
I hate gacha life Your username and my profile picture is so ironic But if you’re so smart... You’d loose that ramen, as you never mentioned anything to hold it
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN IN THE MOUTH AND LIFE'S A PAIN WEATHERMAN SAYS "HEAVY RAIN"! A LITTLE BOOST IS ALL YOU NEED AVERAGE JOE TO HERCULES STRONGER ARM AND SHARPER BRAIN THAT'S WHY THE FUTURE IS GRAYSTILLPLAYS!
Gray is that one person in the Imperial Empire that was like: “hey, what if we build a laser, like a big one? So they made the laser guns Gray was still not satisfied, so he demanded a bigger laser. So laser cannons were born Gray thought about it, then slaughtered everyone in the weapon research department and proceeds to build the Death Star. That is the story of how Gray became the person in charge of the weapon development department of the Imperial Empire The end
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened" -Obi Wan Kenobi after Gray destroys Earth
Universe Sandbox 2 added lasers. All they need is more zeros.
Nah.. all they need to add is INFINITE SIGNS
More zeros dammit!!!
Gray play stormworks plz
GrayStillPlays I love you
Hi Gray.
Gray: _sets the ocean on fire_
Also Gray: “this laser makes the water slightly hotter”
Like you could probably cook some ramen noodles with it
Harri Goston lol LOL LOL!!!!!
gray: wow now we can make ramen noodles in the ocean! hoomans: My fAcE Is mElTiNg
@@electricheisenberg5723 More like *raw men* noodles
@@dylanstafford3414 no, burnmen noodles
Everyone else: plant trees and save the earth!
Gray: who wants me to destroy the earth with Satan’s death laser?
More lasers goddamit.
I'm playing the kazoo right now I am singing Minecraft enchantment table
What is pants?
@@lauriemulsman9267 you wear them silly
More deaths dammit
Meanwhile in another parallell universe:
**planets mysteriously dissappearing**
I wounder why?🤔
Yes
Thiesen the lost moon of poosh
And they would say: I don’t feel so good...
Im trying to figure out if this is a tomska reference or not
Exorcist: I’ve come to remove satan from your life
Gray: but I didn’t call you..?
Satan: I did.
This comment is underrated
I got like number 69
AD-SkyObsidion I got like 169
Yes
why talk about him? he is so bad
He wrote “help” but I was SO SURE he would write “hell” and he DIDN’T.
Alice Hellman like what happened to Alex in Madagascar?
@@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun same
Me too
POSSIBLEN'T
I thought he'd write hello
"Fire!!!"
"Why isnt it firing"
"Um, it's still warming up sir"
"Its warming up?"
*"The Sun Is Warming Up"*
YES! I love Megamind!
Your profile picture makes it look like you are shouting Fire!!!
me like ur profile thumbnail
“What do you mean THE SUN IS WARMING UP”
Nice reference.
Earth: Stays normal
Gray: *Wait, that’s illegal*
Don’t watch my videos or My dad is gonna beat me up I honestly don’t know
I’m tempted to watch your videos
Don’t watch my videos or My dad is gonna beat me upl
Norwayyygaminglol ‘
🖕🏿
Gray: “Hey, Sun.”
The Sun: “Yeah?”
Gray: “You cool?”
The Sun: “No.”
Gray:YOU GONNA BE!
@@ttallyntmxzzi6263 lol
@@tubedude2022 what the absolutely Pole
@mr cringe
Hot not cool
Zeros: **exist**
Lasers: **exist**
Gray: **Looks at solar system** Oh yeah, it’s all coming apart.
IM CRYIGN😂😔
LOL 😂
Ricardo Milos it really be like that 😂😂😂
Together*
@victoryrock This is why the term r/wooooosh died. Because of people like you
"Oh!The world did'nt blow up!"
The fact that this sentence is absolutely normal terrifies me.
@Malik Jara No your sentence didn't make sense
Malik Jara Guess what? You can’t start a sentence with the word and
@@hankjwimbleton4010 I am pretty sure he's trolling
Malik Jara *how!? How did he know!?*
Malik Jara u
Developer: “we have lasers in the game now!”
Gray: “say no more.”
doesn’t make sense but okay...
@@charli9289 You dont make sense if you said that it did not make sense again
“i’ve just realised that there are some negatives to hitting the earth with lasers”
Y O U D O N ‘ T S A Y??
It’s been a year, yet no one ever commented, why is it this way?
@@arhamtajwar65 I don’t know
@@arhamtajwar65 no words needed to be said.
@@ew.4518
*E X A C T L Y .*
It is the developers mistake to hand Gray a laser
I love it, thank you developer
Even a theoretical cold laser is a grave mistake.
No
Macaroon_Nuggets yes
@@msun6526 it is not a mistake to give gray the laser.
here were dragons ye
"lets make Palpatine proud"
Palpatine in the distance: "do it."
yEs!
Dew eet
Anakin: YEET
Deeew iiiitt
Dew eit.
11:31 You've managed to bring the temperature of the Earth to absolute zero instantly. Well done!
"Saturn can take a lot of lasering before it starts getting pissed off"
This is pretty much how i would describe the same thing.
Bobby Bologna just like pimples😆
Developer: How much laser do you want Gra-
Gray: yes
Developer: bu-
Gray: no question, ONLY LASER
here were dragons This is great
O N L Y
*L A S E R*
Gray was a Warhammer Space Marine in a previous life.
A fellow scp fan is always great to see, but seeing your profile pic and name made me sad because the backstory is extremely sad
noryT ttenraB That’s the point:)
Everyone else: Popping balloons with laser pointer.
Grey: Popping Earth with Galactic Empire laser.
Humans: Hey can we go on land?
Gray: No
Humans: Why?
Gray: The sun is a deadly laser
I was waiting for someone to mention that lol
BRAVO mate you made the world a better place you mentioned Bill wurtz
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHLMAL
I just did a bad thing
I regret the thing that I did
Gray: "Now the world can know what it's like in Florida!"
Australia: *Laughing* You fool!
Gray: The average surface temperature is one billion degrees Celsius.
Australians: It's winter?
@@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. I live in Australia. Summer is colder than winter. True fact. Still not getting snow though
Our bloody wintersell freeze yeh balls off
India: aaaaaa
Yeah i now australia is on fire
Ahh, so thats how the Amazon Rainforest caught fire.
YEAH TROUGH A GODDAMN DEATH LASER
@@legendarynoodle2438 through*
@@SAINT_HOOD-v1b *thoot
@JustJeffrey thooio*
@Jennifer Mason Thee*
“Now everyone knows what it feels like to live in florida”
Spoken as true as can be
Us in Philippines: *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
People in Singapore:
**Laughs**
I read this when he said it lol
Lol I was born there
People in Arizona: are we a joke to you
“Wow that one earth just told me to go to hell” made me die 😂
"Alright, let's get stupid."
"We don't need theories where we're going. MORE ZEROES-"
"Yeah, you debug that stack!"
~GraystillPlays, 2019
Florida man: “my beer’s warm Grey!”
Grey: Magic cold laser the radius of the sun activate!
A man named Jonah replied to a man named Joe I find this kinda funny
Also grey would definitely do that if he could
Ugh it’s GRAY not Grey
Zrs2 who’s joe
@@ctraye6293 Joe mama
I want a graystillplays tshirt that says “more zeroes”
Omg me too 😆
Same
More zeros, damnit!
MORE ZEROES
I would buy that.
Gray: but let’s increase the radius to 100,000km.
Will they survive thi-
*INSTANT EVAPORATION*
"and the moon prays to Jesus it's not next"
Dr.eggman: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T
no one:
Dr.eggman: I PISSED ON THE MOOOOOON WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT OBAMA
Local58: *come again?*
*I'M PISSING IN THE MOOOOOOOOON!!!!*
HOLY CRAP
JJJaybird
Cell:hoho If you insist
Earth: You can't kill me Gray with that 1mm laser
Gray: "Shots laser"
Earth: Left the chat
Mars join the Chat
With a smaller focal point a laser is more powerful so he made it more powerful by making the radius smaller
*Spell check has left the chat*
shoots*
Earth: Disconnected by user (Rage quit)
“Little earth can absolutely be killed”
Why did I find so funny🤣
Is there anything Gray says that isn't 😂🤣🤣😂💀👍
Satan: How big do you want the laser?
Gray: *Yes*
Death And God Combined: Do You Want To De-
Gray: *Yes*
Ella Wicks Gray is the new Thanatos
I Did Mean That Carla! I Made A Mistake With My Zero's
Gray: *exists*
Earth: why do I hear boss music?
Gray: "oh my it's beautiful."
Earth: "Mr Gray I don't feel so good." *disappears*
Gray: "that's the whole point."
unusual chaos oh snap😲
Alvin AnakMuda no please
The laser point
Gray: destroys almost every earth
Our scientists: why is there no life in the galaxy
“You can tell Saturn has been through a lot.”
Gray, 2019
I guess you can say
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
There is no blanket
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss
*not anymore, there’s a blanket!*
We can make a religion out of this
Fransisco Andrade
No, please don’t
7:12
So the big Earth absorbed all the *souls* of all the other Earths to become invincible.
Insert *Hopes and Dreams*
Undertale reference.
Nice
@@r3strt Still waiting to see Gray try to play through Undertale and also give us a video.
@@theendersmirk5851 he will be doing genocide if he does
@@theendersmirk5851 Undertale Genocide route
The Earth refused to die.
Gray, after all, is one of the most GENOCIDE players ever.
11:31
*now everyone knows what it’s like to live in Canada in the Winter.*
Yea where I live the snow is 5feet and 15 below zero
Normal people: Sees how many balloons a laser can go through at once
Gray: Sees how many earths it can destroy at once
Grays Pc this morning when he got out of bed
"OH GOD HE'S STILL ALIVE"
The errors are the computer's signs of exploding.
“Focused Satan” Ah yes, I relate.
Congarts
Furries Are Gay that reminds me of “no regerts”
Yo
Satan Hi senpai.
The last earth: you killed me bruvs, why not me?
Gray: Dont worry me lad, I always leave one alive to tell the tale
"oh, a mere 4,000,000 degrees"
pathetic
That's a Australian winter
That's f****** Arizona
ROOKIE NUMBERS!!
Said no one ever
4 milion degrees is nothing
Try to live in Curitiba
Here the temperature is -51827920 C° 😎
Gray logic: “if things are going well we’re not doing this right”
Cold Laser to Sun: "Am I a joke to you?"
Sun: "Yes"
"Now everyone knows what it's like to live in Florida."
Me, who usually goes on vacation in Florida: *yes*
me, who lives in Florida: *yes*
Me, a Floridian resident: yes
Me, who doesn't even live in Florida: *yes*
“It absorbed the souls of all the others and it cannot be killed”
Like in undertale?
...
Asriel would like to know your location.
snaS
Or dark souls
*Flowey would like to know your location*
Lol 😂
"I have never seen the earth evaporate so quickly in this game yet."
-Gray, upon obliterating the earth with a laser, the first time.
I love the "Yet" part of that sentence. I look forward to Gray finding a FASTER way! :3
ShyLilCosplayer with a laser that basically turned everything to Florida
*The Imperial Inquisition will like to know your location!*
Gray: "Alright, so were back to the only game that"
Me: THE DEVIL HAS RETURNED, RUN!
The boats didn't save them? What makes you think it'll save you?
Now my comment makes no sense-
@@aBADAasras no. Um hes going to. OH goddamnit. Not even andromeda is safe.
We goin' to vormir everyone
@@jennmason4228 Welp, time to go to another Multiverse before he destroys everything in his path.
Me: **Accidentally deletes half of the observable universe without even thinking about it**
Gray: Aww! How cute!
7:03 Graystillplays: look at this right here, big brother Earth protected sad baby depressed Earth! The protection was invane, die!
Big Brother Earth: I just ate all the previous earth's so you can't kill me Grey!
Sad baby depressed Earth: but he can kill me!
Big Brother Earth:dag!!!!
*Universe sandbox 2 adds Death Star laser*
Gray: *laughs in sith*
Me: *Laughs in Annihilaser*
“And the moon prays to Jesus that it’s not next”
“I’M, PI- *coughs*”
Jesus is dead
i read that at the exact time he said that. 😂
@@catisnotadog9256 There is no Such Thing
@@sare8087 ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou
"Your protection was in vain die"
-Gray 2019
Corrodan
SHINEE,KAKYOIN
“Big brother earth protected little brother earth. It was all in vain die” I died
10:14 a bowling ball that was made by a guy on ACID and a really DEPRESSED looking sun
Everyone:
Gray: “Ok. Let’s make Palpatine proud.”
That’s the spirit boy 😂
#palpatinedidnothingwrong
Dew eet
Fulfill your destiny, Lord Gray...
i love how i know exactly what channel it is just by reading the title
I have never read a more true comment
Necro Desu welcome to the calamity, community is not right the right way to call it😂
Gray after destroying multiple earths, killing billions: *Almost lost my cool there.*
Gray: "Hmm, nothing happened"
Gray: "Time to add more zeroes"
5:59
Earth when gray gets powerful lasers: "ight imma head out"
Me: "Grey, were you trying to spell Hell or Help in the thumbnail"
Grey: "yes"
redshirt 51 he hadn't spell "Yeet" yet, that's sad
I m not sure you know how it works.
Hello is also an option
6:24 Alternate universes in a nutshell
Galactis eating all the planets in a nutshell
*Gray* : If you ever get cold there’s always the galactic laser.
*Destroys Earth*
I don’t know why, but I like when he says “sweet baby Jesus”
Same
I like when he calls me sweet baby jesus
I like when you stop existing
You are not my mother
Bold of you to assume I had cereal today and bye plz don’t reply I don’t want to get more notifications
"let gray figure out what to do with us, with the earth."
"we're so dead."
"yep."
Congrats. 100 likes.
Gary: *starts using lazers on Earth fragments
Game: *The sun is a deadly lazer* *proceeds to throw a bunch of errors
2:44 *"You may fire when ready"*
5:27 You turned Mars into a rotisserie chicken...... *Neat!*
Friend: I deep fry pizza
Me, an intellectual: I cook ramen in the ocean at 999°C
I hate gacha life
Your username and my profile picture is so ironic
But if you’re so smart...
You’d loose that ramen, as you never mentioned anything to hold it
@@astronomical8757 I know right, I hate when people say that they're cooking something instead of saying the exact container they're cooking it in!
@@astronomical8757 wooOOOW sO sMaRT yOu ArE RIgHT NoT LikE pEople witH BAd EngLISH exIST
Your friend deep fries pizza? *ight imm'a head out...*
2:47 MY LEG GOT ME WHEEZING
"Little Earth can be absolutely killed."
Not something I expected to hear today.
you were watching a grey video....what WERE you expecting
Loli Earthchan didn't pay her protection money last month it seems.
Gray: Exists.
Universe: NOPE!
POTATOGACHACAT :3 i think it's should be the other way around LOL
* Universe: Exists
Gray: *NOPE!*
Gray: Exists.
Universe: Please get me out of here.
dopesicko 🤣
gray : "the red laser pointer does nothing!"
people in japan : *WhY IS BlOoD LinE iN Me HouSe?*
GaRy ._. it's gray
ok i fixed it
*20 earth's get destroyed and crushed*
Gray: eh, it's fine
"you know what this needs? more zeros!"
that has to be my favorite line out of all of the randomness
Nobody:
Grey: “SATAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!”
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN IN THE MOUTH AND LIFE'S A PAIN WEATHERMAN SAYS "HEAVY RAIN"! A LITTLE BOOST IS ALL YOU NEED AVERAGE JOE TO HERCULES STRONGER ARM AND SHARPER BRAIN THAT'S WHY THE FUTURE IS GRAYSTILLPLAYS!
why talk about him?
Gray: *Explodes the earth*
Also Gray: “Whoops”
I’m. Dying. Dying... dead 💀
2:44
Ur welcome!
I just noticed the earth was called “F you gray”
3:13
no one did
I noticed it.
“We will test this fully armed an operation battle station on your home planet of Alderaan”
Gray is that one person in the Imperial Empire that was like: “hey, what if we build a laser, like a big one?
So they made the laser guns
Gray was still not satisfied, so he demanded a bigger laser.
So laser cannons were born
Gray thought about it, then slaughtered everyone in the weapon research department and proceeds to build the Death Star.
That is the story of how Gray became the person in charge of the weapon development department of the Imperial Empire
The end
Starkiller base must've been a result of no nut November.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened"
-Obi Wan Kenobi after Gray destroys Earth
3:58 Oh in Universe Sandbox, it is totally normal that the Earth is 182317.2 times hotter than the temperature than the sun...
“Numbers have cease to have meaning?”
We talking about Dragon ball?
No is more of the number you make when you are a kid trying to win an argument
@@thememesjack6128 ah yes infinity + 2
"Alright let's get stupid."
Yeah that sounds like you grey
Gray: spells hell with laser
Me: haven't you killed enough people?
Death: you're hired!
GRAY CAN NEVER KILL ENAUGH PEOPLE
Death already hired Gray, remember? ‘Death And Taxes’.
3:34 "F you grey"
Well that's cool
One Earth Which refuses to die:
Grey: *takes as an offence*
The Second Earth in Line which did the same:
“Super laser focused on Florida”
Xindi cackling intensifies
Oof guess I’m dead-
6:18 “This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem”
Do you mean made in heaven ?
Wha-
9:31 thats how subnautica was made right there ladies and gentlemen
all thanks to grey
Gray: melts the ice caps
Also Gray: you could cook ramen noodles in the ocean now
When the “best lasers” poll is 100% Canadian laser
[happy Canadian noises]
Now it’s 100% game crashing lasers
[loads timbits into shotgun]
Derpy Studios 77%*
You know everyone always picks the last option no matter what it is.
Its game crashing lazer now
2:59
“F you Gray”
Nice one
Me: *looks at the pic for the vid*
Also me: is it going to be hel l or help
Not like theres a chat filter ya know
Nope it just says hello
"we don't need theories where we're going"
no you need more death and destruction more 0's more depressed planets
Isaiah F-D .
@@jayde8723 ???
Top 3 largest kill streak
Grays: entire galaxies
Hitler: 6million
Stalin: 5million
Mao and Stalin killed way more than Hitler btw
And they say Trump is worse than Hitler.
Joe mama Stalin killed 30 million though. Unless I’m wrong
"As if a million voices cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced."
Gray: ...rinse and repeat
Gray > Darth Vader
Except Grand Moff Tarkin gave the orders.
Grey to the remaining earth:
Dont fear me boy I always leave one to tell the tale