Worst. Movie. EVER. *TALL GIRL 2*

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @rebeccaroseen
    @rebeccaroseen 2 года назад +7661

    They really missed the opportunity to name it "Girl 2 Tall"

    • @xoMadness
      @xoMadness 2 года назад +275

      Oh my god

    • @worm4165
      @worm4165 2 года назад +338

      this is fucking hilarious

    • @lurrisa_mory5199
      @lurrisa_mory5199 2 года назад +48

      Oh noo 😂

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 2 года назад +38

      Damn💀

    • @allie__
      @allie__ 2 года назад +158

      or Taller Girl i mean it was right there

  • @lolaare01
    @lolaare01 2 года назад +7381

    “They have no couple energy”
    Literally my thought process the entire movie. It felt like watching two siblings play dress up.

    • @amparoarredondo953
      @amparoarredondo953 2 года назад +378

      I've been telling people this! They have sibling chemistry and not a single ounce of romantic chemistry. Dunkers and Jodi have more of a sibling relationship than Jodi and Harper

    • @lolaare01
      @lolaare01 2 года назад +130

      @@amparoarredondo953 lol😂😂😂
      Every time they leaned in for a kiss I was either cringing or just like, “meh”.

    • @lolaare01
      @lolaare01 2 года назад +63

      @Kristian Alexis like, AT ALL.. And that's saying A LOT, coming from someone who thinks ‘chemistry’ and ‘sparks’ are concepts that have become exaggerated and overindulged.

    • @simplesimply3753
      @simplesimply3753 2 года назад +3

      I’m thinking it’s because someone chemistry isn’t for main character.

    • @atsleepwalkingpace
      @atsleepwalkingpace 2 года назад +56

      His chemistry with the girl he was paired up with in the first movie (the mean girl's best friend) was x1000 better. They should've brought her back for conflict because it was actualy believable.

  • @songbird-wj4yj
    @songbird-wj4yj 2 года назад +7522

    I think a better conflict for this movie would’ve been Steig’s sister coming in and being the “new tall girl” at school. Having Jody be the tall girl that everyone makes fun of, but then another tall girl comes in and everyone loves her. I think that would’ve at least been interesting vs forced relationship conflict and anxiety she didn’t have in the first movie.

    • @yeehawwwwww
      @yeehawwwwww 2 года назад +390

      this is actually what i thought it would be about when i first heard about it

    • @JzrlMaeRys
      @JzrlMaeRys 2 года назад +165

      This is actually better

    • @Red-po6dl
      @Red-po6dl 2 года назад +67

      Sounds like the never have i ever plot

    • @jenskau
      @jenskau 2 года назад +13

      i thought this was the plot. HOW

    • @ROSE-rq2ux
      @ROSE-rq2ux 2 года назад +16

      this exactly sounds like never have i ever....i m on the floor

  • @gwendolynpotter5252
    @gwendolynpotter5252 2 года назад +1950

    I love how betrayed Dylan is that the Swede doesn’t mispronounce Jodi’s name.

  • @scintilliance5665
    @scintilliance5665 2 года назад +13285

    Dylan has really embraced and embodied the "time is an abstract construct" phrase with the whole movie commentary monday thing.

    • @Camira03
      @Camira03 2 года назад +284

      I don't remember the last time mcm came out on a Monday

    • @shortvid404
      @shortvid404 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ambraosadiaye1639
      @ambraosadiaye1639 2 года назад +5

      ong

    • @EvieOpal
      @EvieOpal 2 года назад +99

      What do you mean? Today is Monday. It's always Monday.

    • @scintilliance5665
      @scintilliance5665 2 года назад +41

      @@EvieOpal that would literally be the stuff of a lot of people's nightmare.

  • @ATAT-mb4lu
    @ATAT-mb4lu 2 года назад +15277

    You know a movie is bad when dylan looks up the writer and makes a joke of their names. 😂

  • @hiddlestan7724
    @hiddlestan7724 2 года назад +18945

    the way i only watch these movies through dylan so i don’t have to put myself through that torture is hysterical,, thank you dylan for putting up with this torture for us

    • @Nadias.Journey
      @Nadias.Journey 2 года назад +40

      Samee😂

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 года назад +115

      It's Dylan, Alex Meyers and Razzle for me lol

    • @joykaju
      @joykaju 2 года назад +27

      he keeps taking one for the team

    • @nouraouni2819
      @nouraouni2819 2 года назад +34

      The way it still hurts to watch

    • @paula5978
      @paula5978 2 года назад +4

      Saaame 🤣

  • @_marilynns..masterpieces_
    @_marilynns..masterpieces_ 2 года назад +4391

    What Dylan thought the Tall girl franchise should’ve been:
    “Tall girl 2. All of a sudden she’s taller. She’s 7 feet tall. She joins the NBA, but she’s not very good, she doesn’t play basket ball, and even though she’s as tall as the tallest NBA players, she’s still not good! And that’s the conflict of the movie! She should be good at something, but she’s still not!
    BUT! Turns out she didn’t stop growing at 7 feet! She’s now TEN FEET TALL! She’s taller than any NBA player. Dominates the league. Better than Micheal Jordan!
    TALL GIRL 3! She keeps growing! She’s bigger now! SHE’S THIRTY FEET TALL! Scientists don’t know what to do with her! The government’s like: SHE’S A PROBLEM!!
    *siren sounds*
    What’s that?! Siren sounds?! North Korea launched a missle?! A nuclear BOMB?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! WE’RE NOT PREPARED?!
    Tall girl steps up to the plane! SHES EIGHTY FEET TALL AT THIS POINT! CATCHES THE MISSLE MID-AIR AND- CALL BACK TO THE SECOND MOVIE WHERE SHE JOINS THE NBA- SHE JUMP SHOTS THE MISSLE BACK TO NORTH KOREA AND SAVES THE USA!”
    What it actually was: *“Tall girl with anxiety”*

    • @caseyoung1527
      @caseyoung1527 2 года назад +374

      I am impressed that you typed out his rant it was at least 60 seconds long

    • @shineizzle1817
      @shineizzle1817 2 года назад +183

      This was the best part, I laughed way too hard

    • @BlackFiresong
      @BlackFiresong 2 года назад +104

      I would 100% watch Dylan's version of this movie series!

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 2 года назад +51

      I wanted Tall Girl 2 to just be a montage of Attack On Titan's best Titan on Titan action for an hour straight

    • @roguemystique7
      @roguemystique7 2 года назад +21

      I'm like 2 mins into the video and as I was reading your comment I thought you were gonna say, "What's that? Siren sounds? Yup, you guessed it! Sirenhead.. Now she's sirenhead."
      & then the comment was going to proceed about her being siren head lol.

  • @CatTheEpicRamenNinja
    @CatTheEpicRamenNinja 2 года назад +4000

    The way Dylan is inadvertently describing Monsters v Aliens as his ideal Tall Girl is the gold I'm here for

    • @maria.quinn.
      @maria.quinn. 2 года назад +88

      I’m so glad someone else thought this 😂

    • @arriibacon531
      @arriibacon531 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😭

    • @lairisyapping
      @lairisyapping 2 года назад +29

      PLS THATS ALL I WAS ABLE TO THINK ABOUT

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 2 года назад +10

      Legit all I coudl think about when he was talking hahah

    • @katiev.5504
      @katiev.5504 2 года назад +62

      At 2:59 isn't that a clip directly from the movie?

  • @sakshimaheshwari8683
    @sakshimaheshwari8683 2 года назад +4382

    "I don't want to insult Sabrina Carpenter, I really don't."
    Dylan I feel you and appreciate you for this.

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 2 года назад +232

      I blame the script writers and director for her acting in this movie

    • @sakshimaheshwari8683
      @sakshimaheshwari8683 2 года назад +290

      @@missserenity1090 The thing is, Sabrina is actually a good actress. If you know her from Tall Girl and Girl Meets World, you probably wouldn't know that, but she has delivered amazing performances in Clouds, The Hate U Give, Short History of the Long Road (Maybe even Work It).
      But here it looks like she is not even trying.

    • @sofia-rp4yz
      @sofia-rp4yz 2 года назад +188

      @@sakshimaheshwari8683 it’s something in the netflix air. netflix makes a lot of actors look awkward and like they can’t act 😭.

    • @ngndnd
      @ngndnd 2 года назад +75

      @@sofia-rp4yz its just that netflix characters barely have any emotion, then they go and cast some A list actor to play that character when anyone without acting experience can do it too

    • @alexbeesley7971
      @alexbeesley7971 2 года назад +72

      @@sakshimaheshwari8683 Honestly even in Girl Meets World she was probably my favorite.

  • @chandalier8996
    @chandalier8996 2 года назад +13277

    “I never said being tall is worse than any of those things.”
    Really? Because I seem to remember you saying, and I quote, “You think your life is hard? I wear size 13 Nikes. Men’s size 13 Nikes. Beat that.”

    • @levisimp8115
      @levisimp8115 2 года назад +320

      lmao wearing shoes acc to ur size is the hardest thing ever!! can't beat that🤣

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 2 года назад +300

      Yeah ! She litterally said it, and that's why people were saying things like "homeless", "diseases", and so on. Because even if she does have a point (we should not tell someone their struggles are not real), how do you not respond to that with "there are bigger problems in life" ?

    • @sarahthomason7722
      @sarahthomason7722 2 года назад +123

      @@levisimp8115 my siblings and i actually looked it up and compared average shoe sizes to height, and since she is only 6'2, and she really did have to wear men's size 13 shoes, her feet would be absolutely massive in contrast to the rest of her body. On average, 6'2 men only have to wear a size 11 men's shoe.

    • @imfine5652
      @imfine5652 2 года назад +2

      @Charlie Cumber Fr LMAO

    • @valedme2957
      @valedme2957 2 года назад +19

      @@sarahthomason7722 false ! I'm 5'7" and I wear 12 ( women ) . I've been bullied for this in the past , but now , my feet dt look giagantic compared to my body.... So it won't be disproportinnated if she's 6'2 and wear 13 .

  • @inezchong1306
    @inezchong1306 2 года назад +508

    what's so funny is that at 19:30 Dylan is only halfway through the actual movie, but his video is almost over

    • @pergerrard4806
      @pergerrard4806 Год назад +2

      wtf

    • @SsSRrR-jn3ls
      @SsSRrR-jn3ls 5 месяцев назад +5

      I realised this and I was like omg is he just not gonna finish this film😭😭

  • @kayleigh4664
    @kayleigh4664 2 года назад +4198

    i’ve purposefully avoided this movie at all costs to wait for this commentary lmao

  • @hayleysimon2673
    @hayleysimon2673 2 года назад +6513

    as a tall girl myself I can confidently say: WE DO NOT CLAIM THIS MOVIE

    • @Audrey-ym2eh
      @Audrey-ym2eh 2 года назад +262

      As a second tall girl I would sign this declaration disowning this whole franchise

    • @franzk17
      @franzk17 2 года назад +182

      As the third tall girl with not a great vocabulary, I agree with both of you

    • @dianarobles9262
      @dianarobles9262 2 года назад +96

      I'm just the fourth tall girl

    • @Praveenika
      @Praveenika 2 года назад +76

      And I am the fifth tall girl

    • @aestheticgcddess
      @aestheticgcddess 2 года назад +52

      I’m not tall at all but as a girl I don’t claim this movie either. Just watchable to make fun of 😁

  • @larenman
    @larenman 2 года назад +22423

    the way they purposely casted short people to make her look taller 😭

    • @imnotnotgrace
      @imnotnotgrace 2 года назад +2691

      that's what makes me so annoyed about these movies😭 like you're telling me that in an ENTIRE HIGHSCHOOL not ONE other person was taller than, what is it, 6'1?!?!?!
      edit: just saying that because when i was in highschool there were MULTIPLE multiple guys that were around the 6'3-6'5 mark like??? i hate these movies lmfao

    • @matheustran8009
      @matheustran8009 2 года назад +828

      @@imnotnotgrace I’m literally 6’ in Germany, and in highschool I was average. Basically everyone was taller than me, and at least 3 girls were 6’5 and up

    • @Urmom-tc2mx
      @Urmom-tc2mx 2 года назад +336

      @@matheustran8009 it’s litterally amazing being 5’4 in Germany 😍 everyone is so fucking tall there like I’m the shortest I know and that’s so fucking annoying. Meanwhile my best friend is 6’3

    • @courtneyburian453
      @courtneyburian453 2 года назад +167

      @@imnotnotgrace my partner and literally all of his friends were 6' plus for at least the last 2 years. And actually I think I even knew some girls who were 5'8" or so. Her height in this movie really wasn't that revolutionary

    • @El1society
      @El1society 2 года назад +119

      @@imnotnotgrace probably would’ve worked if the movie was set in like south america or like the philippines lol

  • @CandyThePuppy
    @CandyThePuppy 2 года назад +1131

    I wanna write a script for a film called "Short Girl" but just takes this movie, flips it on its head, and dramatizes the HECK out of every living second! A movie that just takes you on a _journey_ through almost every movie genre that is out there...and for no apparent reason either!

    • @isawth3tvgl0w
      @isawth3tvgl0w 2 года назад +45

      JUST DO IT!!! Sorry for the Nike reference but I would love to see that

    • @CandyThePuppy
      @CandyThePuppy 2 года назад +26

      @@isawth3tvgl0w I think it'd be really fun to get together a team of fellow funny writers and we all just sit down and livestream ourselves writing the script on the SPOT. The chat could give us ideas, and our fun banter might make for an even more interesting experience than simply sitting down and writing something! 😅
      Would have to break it up into a series, though. Simply reading the Bee Movie script with some friends took QUITE a while! 🤣

    • @isawth3tvgl0w
      @isawth3tvgl0w 2 года назад +8

      That would be fun to watch and live stream. I’m a good-ish writer, if you need help😃

    • @BugsBunnyyyyyyy
      @BugsBunnyyyyyyy 2 года назад +21

      Y'all need a main character???
      I'm 4'11🙋🏽‍♀️😂

    • @CandyThePuppy
      @CandyThePuppy 2 года назад +4

      @@isawth3tvgl0w yo wait... Are y'all actually INTERESTED?
      XD
      Cuz I'd still be down if I actually have an audience for it!

  • @bayli.ferris
    @bayli.ferris 2 года назад +10099

    “she has a disease where she has uncontrollable sneezing” dylan she has allergies😭

    • @gneiss5302
      @gneiss5302 2 года назад +46

      lmao

    • @BiratesoftheCaribbean
      @BiratesoftheCaribbean 2 года назад +189

      As someone with allergies... isn't it the same?

    • @barnes_androgers2363
      @barnes_androgers2363 2 года назад +81

      She doesn't have allergies, she's just a glue addict. She literally snorts glue.😶

    • @julealero7689
      @julealero7689 2 года назад +7

      yeah but what is she allergic to?

    • @barnes_androgers2363
      @barnes_androgers2363 2 года назад +37

      @@julealero7689 In the first movie she said feathers or something but when she was just sneezing it showed in the next scene her snorting glue.

  • @sameeha2621
    @sameeha2621 2 года назад +1221

    hoping for the tall girl franchise to turn into a sci-fi war movie in which an 80 foot tall woman saves America by throwing a nuke like a basketball at north korea is honestly PEAK DYLAN

    • @julesking1303
      @julesking1303 2 года назад +15

      Reminds me of when he was watching Descendants and was hoping for someone to get stabbed

  • @cc1526
    @cc1526 2 года назад +3843

    The “second guy” trope in Netflix films is starting to get annoying. I got it with TATBILB because it was based on a book so obviously they weren’t gonna deviate too much from the book. With kissing booth, I also got it because I loved Flynn and I thought their relationship was still cute (still ship Elle and Flynn’s brother the most though, ngl), but tall girl? What a perfect movie to break the cycle. No one was crazy about Jodi and Dunkers. They have no chemistry at all. This would’ve been a perfect franchise to break that trope and have her actually end up with the second guy or maybe even neither of them. But nope. It’s a rinse and repeat for Netflix movies I guess. 🙄 there’s more interesting plots on Reddit AITA threads..

    • @pia1945
      @pia1945 2 года назад +334

      In to all the boys he didn't have to be of a different ethnicity though. On its own I don't mind the decision of casting Jordan Fisher but the fact that Netflix cast THREE brown guys to be the second male lead that gets rejected for a white male lead... Is Netflix trying to say something?

    • @km2460
      @km2460 2 года назад +139

      @@pia1945 yea…that mixed race men are never the first choice🤔😒 Netflix is rlly sus

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 2 года назад +33

      @@km2460 in Work it, the guy played by Jordan Fisher was the first guy tho. And in Bridgerton the main guy is also the a darker skin colour.

    • @Tuoyo3005
      @Tuoyo3005 2 года назад +70

      @@pia1945 it's either brown or 'spicy white' (Kissing Booth part 2 or 3) 😂. Kennie JD coined that term though, can't take credit. The forced love trapezium is unnecessary either way

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 2 года назад +30

      I don’t know if you’ve watched “Never Have I Ever”, but for this show in particular, even though I do ship the main character with one of the love interests, I reallyyy hope she ends up with no one and focuses on herself instead. Spoiler alert for “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”, but this is basically the road they took and the main character Rebecca ended up focusing on herself and her passions which is amazing, but to see that trope be broken in a teen show like NHIE, where this is almost never the case, would be a big step imo.

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion Год назад +221

    Her sister’s “horrible disease” was ALLERGIES. That was her character’s entire conflict in both films.

  • @accio_firewhiskey8256
    @accio_firewhiskey8256 2 года назад +1719

    "Oh, some garbage is being produced? Must be wattpad."
    That is the most accurate thing I have ever heard.

    • @mikalawatchesthings
      @mikalawatchesthings 2 года назад +53

      Its hilarious cause not all the books are bad… but the movies are so laughably awful that they make it seem like everything Wattpad is awful. 🤣

    • @tulip1317
      @tulip1317 2 года назад +8

      I wanted to see storm and silence on screen, but if it's wattpad production I don't want it.

    • @familyfun6995
      @familyfun6995 2 года назад +3

      saw this comment as soon as he said it!

  • @no_thankyouverymuch
    @no_thankyouverymuch 2 года назад +3109

    this movie's not even about her struggles being tall, it's literally just a girl with anxiety about the school play (well, at least that's what i get from the clips in dylan's commentary)

  • @therealcodfishjoe
    @therealcodfishjoe 2 года назад +1327

    Dylan's movie ideas for the Tall Girl franchise sounds insane and I want it

    • @kunei1996
      @kunei1996 2 года назад +36

      It sounds much more watchable than the crap they did here

    • @hanaomer4419
      @hanaomer4419 2 года назад +11

      It’s literally homegirl from monsters vs aliens.

    • @justcallmeteacup4711
      @justcallmeteacup4711 2 года назад +5

      No because that's so much better lol. Reminds me of why I like The Princess Switch. I'm desperately hoping they'll keep giving us a new twin Vanessa Hudgens every Christmas

  • @mariaperez6410
    @mariaperez6410 2 года назад +1988

    Dylan: “Welcome to another movie commentary Monday”
    Also Dylan: *proceeds to post on a Friday*

    • @drax12343
      @drax12343 2 года назад +5

      Funny as heck!!!

    • @Sahrene2083
      @Sahrene2083 2 года назад +13

      I bet he forgot to schedule the upload 💀

    • @space_air6074
      @space_air6074 2 года назад +5

      Wait... It's Friday?

    • @Imjust_KEN
      @Imjust_KEN 2 года назад +1

      @@space_air6074 wait... it's Saturday?

    • @user-db9vy2gh3v
      @user-db9vy2gh3v 2 года назад

      @@Imjust_KEN it's Sunday

  • @Chuuzus
    @Chuuzus 2 года назад +1261

    can’t believe Netflix canceled The Society but yet we are given the Tall girl 2…

    • @TM-mc6su
      @TM-mc6su 2 года назад +88

      Yes! Give us the Society season 2!

    • @gabilalaa
      @gabilalaa 2 года назад +111

      and Anne with an E

    • @Thatgenderconfused3mo
      @Thatgenderconfused3mo 2 года назад +39

      @@gabilalaa yes Anne with an e is so good. The end was so rushed I was So confused like? That’s so much better than this shit

    • @PandaCase
      @PandaCase 2 года назад +55

      And Julie and the phantoms

    • @nomila634
      @nomila634 2 года назад +9

      I literally want all the new seasons for all the comments here

  • @missserenity1090
    @missserenity1090 2 года назад +5928

    I blame Sabrina’s acting on the director and the writers. Also she probably did want out of that franchise and I wouldn’t blame her.

    • @jahairagonzalez7781
      @jahairagonzalez7781 2 года назад +444

      Exactly Sabrina is an amazing actress who has proven it multiple times this was definitely the directors fault

    • @ricardo_sotorbs
      @ricardo_sotorbs 2 года назад +225

      The fact that The Short History Of The Long Road exists is prove enough that Sabrina is an EXCELLENT actress who has just signed on to the wrong projects

    • @wasabby24
      @wasabby24 2 года назад +260

      lmao she obviously wanted out of that movie 💀. she never even promoted it on her social media lol

    • @ayah2114
      @ayah2114 2 года назад +115

      @@wasabby24 she prolly hated going back to work with her ex bf lol

    • @wasabby24
      @wasabby24 2 года назад +20

      @@ayah2114 YEAH HONESTLY LMAO

  • @lucaunderground
    @lucaunderground 2 года назад +863

    The plot ideas for the the Tall Girl sequels are actually dope, no lie. Sometimes I think Dylan is waiting to get picked up by some film/writing studio who stumbles across his vids, because a lot of the ideas he puts out would actually improve the films immensely.

    • @17jades17
      @17jades17 2 года назад +50

      It reminded me of how he just wants to keep adding Hudgies to the princess switch movies

    • @battousaix4263
      @battousaix4263 2 года назад +12

      @@17jades17 If they added a new Hudgie every movie I guarantee you it'd be as memed on as Morbius lmao, unfortunately it seems like they're just sticking with 3

  • @andreanicole_16
    @andreanicole_16 2 года назад +1668

    i love how increasingly frustrated you were getting and you weren’t even halfway into the movie yet 😂😂

  • @shreyashidas6115
    @shreyashidas6115 2 года назад +731

    Dylan's idea for the Tall Girl trilogy where she keeps growing into a giant and saves America by dunking missiles is honestly way more interesting than this whole movie😂😂

    • @momoxhienie1204
      @momoxhienie1204 2 года назад +1

      True

    • @sammyursula
      @sammyursula 2 года назад +3

      ​@Kristian Alexis What do you mean, "on the spot?" He just secretly revealed the plot of his book series 😂

  • @Groggle7141
    @Groggle7141 2 года назад +1478

    6:30: I can't believe they're trying to combat the criticism of the first movie, by having her say this. In the first movie, SHE LITERALLY said, "You think your life is hard, try wearing size 13 Nike's..."

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 2 года назад +122

      Right?! While I was watching the movie I had to pause and just groan lol

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +120

      "Beat that!"😂JODIE PLEASE

    • @mushroup
      @mushroup 2 года назад +120

      don’t forget the “men’s size 13 nikes”

    • @Threeleebird
      @Threeleebird 2 года назад +12

      It's like: "Yeah, my life is hard! No one knows what it's like to be in my shoes". They couldn't stop with that damn tantrum?

    • @justme1106
      @justme1106 2 года назад +5

      My husband wears size 13 Nike’s 😂😂 he is tall but his life is easier than mine😂😂

  • @GarrettWiseman
    @GarrettWiseman 2 года назад +96

    You miss understood the part with Sabrina Carpenter. She is talking to us. "I'm afraid this might happen" You know making TALL GIRL 2 lol

  • @amyb0621
    @amyb0621 2 года назад +798

    The second the movie started I knew this would be an “until I hate myself”

  • @laurenedwards4891
    @laurenedwards4891 2 года назад +2373

    Sabrina's chess scene would have been funnier if her character realised how lonely she was, after she delivered the line. Or, she was aware of how lonely she looks, so she delivers "i didnt see that coming" saracastically. Otherwise we dont feel like its real. Also, is the movie that great if you need to voice the characters thoughts every 5 seconds?
    (twilight does it ok because it was based off the book series and it worked because it was a stylistic choice across each movie, but TALL GIRL DOESNT HAVE that. So its just random & feels out of place).

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 2 года назад +83

      Agreed. This comment shows how bad this movie is because you mention Twilight doing something at least okay

    • @fatimaikhlaq2146
      @fatimaikhlaq2146 2 года назад +15

      @@maem7462 this is kinda sad but like this is honestly one of the worst movies ever and Twilight is terrible

    • @samsampleman2439
      @samsampleman2439 2 года назад +13

      @@maem7462 Actually that's not the only thing Twilight did right imo. The soundtrack was quite good and the scenery was beautiful. It's really the overall story and some casting choices that sucked. Other than that, I wouldn't consider Twilight that bad a movie.

    • @reese3204
      @reese3204 2 года назад +1

      @@maem7462 legit if you're comparing two movies and your "good" example is Twilight then you know you messed up lol

  • @keriiluv
    @keriiluv 2 года назад +1632

    I’m going to be honest, this movie was so painfully bad that even watching through your reaction was difficult. We were struggling with you.

  • @coffeextea1469
    @coffeextea1469 8 месяцев назад +12

    the most unrealistic thing about this movie is that Kim is a theatre girl no apparently and she’s supposed to be popular?? Like as a theatre kid myself no theatre kids are ever popular it spans from epic weirdo to somewhat normal

  • @moreonthisat7393
    @moreonthisat7393 2 года назад +1740

    i think a great idea would have been: in the first movie, after she does that wack speech, a college scout scouts her for a college basketball team and in tall girl 2, she's actually the shortest girl on the basketball team and all the girls bully her for being shorter than them. or instead, she goes to sweden and all the tall swedish people bully her for being short. something like that

  • @voldysnose
    @voldysnose 2 года назад +848

    the minute Dylan was like "she's gonna save her business, good for her" I was like it's definitely for a promotion, there's no way he said something nice about this crappy movie.

    • @eaahaha2030
      @eaahaha2030 2 года назад +4

      same

    • @alexandraeagle2825
      @alexandraeagle2825 2 года назад +2

      same, i was wondering why he was actually complimenting something about the film bahaha

  • @alysszafir
    @alysszafir 2 года назад +3121

    i love that you still call it "movie commentary monday" when in fact it's literally thursday--if not almost friday
    edit: yall i don't think i have a sense on time anymore

    • @leshejulies3527
      @leshejulies3527 2 года назад +252

      Lmao it's literally already Friday afternoon where I'm from

    • @skyemadisyn163
      @skyemadisyn163 2 года назад +58

      Where are you at that it’s Thursday? The USA west coast is on Friday and so are the pacific islands

    • @alysszafir
      @alysszafir 2 года назад +33

      @@skyemadisyn163 no honestly it's gonna be saturday in 20 minutes where i'm from

    • @daisy-qx9pu
      @daisy-qx9pu 2 года назад +9

      it’s friday morning for me

    • @skyemadisyn163
      @skyemadisyn163 2 года назад +3

      @@alysszafir oh you said it was almost Friday and that it was Thursday

  • @caraysabells
    @caraysabells 2 года назад +144

    dylan's plot stuff he made in less than 7 mins were more entertaining and creative than tall girl 1 n tall girl 2 combined

  • @kathykiwi6739
    @kathykiwi6739 2 года назад +954

    Haven't finished watching but I hate that the 'second movie boy' as dylan just called it is not only always a better match but somehow also always a POC? Like why does the POC never get to be with the main character? I'm thinking of 'to all the boys I've loved before' and 'the kissing booth'....

    • @leshejulies3527
      @leshejulies3527 2 года назад +264

      Right? And the second guy always has a more interesting personality and better chemistry with the main characters

    • @jiyama
      @jiyama 2 года назад +113

      second male lead syndrome has kinda evolved in the western romcoms but the second male lead always has been the most interesting one

    • @blendinblenjaminblandin3288
      @blendinblenjaminblandin3288 2 года назад +36

      Right? I thought it was weird when it was 2 sequels in a row but now they made it 3?

    • @sabahk
      @sabahk 2 года назад +30

      I'm also thinking of the TV show "love, victor". It does the same thing in the second season

    • @kimberleywilliams7802
      @kimberleywilliams7802 2 года назад +12

      @@jiyama NOOOOOOOO SMLS WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ASIAN DRAMAS- GET aWAYYYY WESTERN MEDIA!

  • @rileynicole1967
    @rileynicole1967 2 года назад +1336

    watching him mute the movie and just insert his own lines to make it funny, makes me want to start a petition for him to start a new series called “muting terrible movies until i love myself” that would be so funny haha tell me i’m wrong

    • @ren-il1iw
      @ren-il1iw 2 года назад +18

      THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD

    • @isabellasb2
      @isabellasb2 2 года назад +15

      i used to do this with my friend haha we would put on a really dumb movie and then mute it and make up the lines for different characters and it was wayyy more fun than actually watching it properly

    • @rileynicole1967
      @rileynicole1967 2 года назад +2

      @@ren-il1iw I KNOW OMG IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

    • @Emma_Boney
      @Emma_Boney 2 года назад +2

      Please!!! Thats would be awesome

    • @sakshimaheshwari8683
      @sakshimaheshwari8683 2 года назад +2

      OMG, that would be amazing!

  • @GopherCakeStuff
    @GopherCakeStuff 2 года назад +2696

    Tall Girl could have actually been a good movie if her passion was to be a dancer, then we'd be rooting for her and also pissed that she wasn't reaching her goals and angry at people for pointing out her height as an issue. Tall people tend to have to put in a lot more work to do certain types of dance.
    But she's trying to regular stuff that height isn't typically a barrier to so we do not care. Anxiety wasn't an issue in the first movie so it's so disingenuous that suddenly she's having panic attacks 😑

    • @anisa7591
      @anisa7591 2 года назад +336

      I'm pretty sure the main lead of these movies got kicked off the dance team on Dance Moms for being to tall so it would've been perfect

    • @fofoflashy3383
      @fofoflashy3383 2 года назад +90

      @@anisa7591 lol ikr😂they missed that opportunity lol

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 2 года назад +106

      This is so ironic because it literally happened to the main lead. She was on dance moms and Abby Lee Miller made fun of her body and height multiple times

    • @amparoarredondo953
      @amparoarredondo953 2 года назад +52

      @@anisa7591 Abby's words were "Ava, you're too tall for us today" but hardly anyone seems to recognize that she actually got kicked out because of her mom's bad attitude. I think the context of her getting kicked out isn't talked about much lol but we also don't know what happened behind the scenes and I'm sure Abby was much harsher and said worse things to her off camera

    • @anisa7591
      @anisa7591 2 года назад +7

      @@amparoarredondo953 Ohhh I haven't seen Dance Moms in ages so sorry about that

  • @omaymamagar4011
    @omaymamagar4011 2 года назад +86

    the way he dives into sponsorships is amazing, like "one way for you to save money is with honey". i died at that part honestly

  • @fiyah__
    @fiyah__ 2 года назад +517

    The fact that Dylan hasn't even reached halfway through the movie, and is already frustrated makes me feel agitated as well. Thank god I didn't watch it

  • @lainpilled39
    @lainpilled39 2 года назад +1210

    Just saying I had a friend who had a disability where her growth was completely uncontrolled, its the opposite of dwarfism (giantism). She was like 6 foot tall in elementary school. She had to undergo loads of surgeries and they had to chemically stop her growth but she’s still like 7 foot tall now. It made her miserable. A film about that would have actually made sense. 6 foot tall for a girl is not even that tall

    • @mariannestrgzr9374
      @mariannestrgzr9374 2 года назад +95

      I'm 6ft tall, and obviously my height hasn't made my life particularly hard in the long run, but it was rough to live during puberty. I always did feel like a freak, especially when I started being interested in boys, because the beauty standard for women is to be tall... But never taller than boys. There is so few rep for het couples where the woman is taller than the man, that most of us tall girls/very small boys grow up thinking it can't exist without being super ridiculous. I gaslit myself into thinking men smaller than me (so, most of them) could never think I was desirable, and even now I still have trouble owning my body. So of course I'm not oppressed in any way, but being particularly tall is a struggle for girls, especially during teenagehood. Aren't most coming-of-age rom com movies supposed to be exactly about that?

    • @lainpilled39
      @lainpilled39 2 года назад +137

      @@mariannestrgzr9374 I would understand the struggle in puberty but Jodie is a late senior in high school. The problem is that this film way overdramatises being tall because u don’t get random strangers saying hows the weather up there every 3 seconds. Also she was just 6 foot at age like 17, there definitely would have been some taller people than her in her massive high school. I think this film just comes off quite detached and ignorant considering how rich, conventionally pretty, privileged etc Jodie is. If they had just been more self aware and didn’t act like it was the end of the world then I think people might have been more sympathetic to her insecurities. It’s like making an entire film called ‘freckled girl’ and acting like a girl can’t get any man just because she has freckles. That’s probably gonna cause more people to be insecure LOL

    • @MsCupcakeloveer
      @MsCupcakeloveer 2 года назад +35

      @@lainpilled39 Someone please pitch 'freckled girl' to Netflix! I need Dylan to suffer some more.

    • @leonamvinoy3008
      @leonamvinoy3008 2 года назад +67

      @laelmart
      Thats actually a quite insensitive statement. Thinking in that way, no matter what your misery is, there would ALWAYS be somebody else who has it much worse and its like you arent allowed to feel sad. Nobody's problems should be invalidated just because somebody has it worse. The problem with this movie is only that how much it over-dramatised the state of being tall is

    • @lainpilled39
      @lainpilled39 2 года назад +50

      @@leonamvinoy3008 Yep I agree! Obviously she’s allowed to have insecurities. It’s more that this is just a very bad film which literally says things like ‘You think your life is bad? Well I wear size 13 Nikes’ when there’s wars going on

  • @estifanos9981
    @estifanos9981 2 года назад +227

    When he kept skipping while saying "I don't care!"
    …I felt that religiously

  • @nessbee9558
    @nessbee9558 2 года назад +90

    As a 6 foot woman, I can confirm being tall is actually great, the only real difficulty is getting trousers that fit.

  • @Emma-rj4nd
    @Emma-rj4nd 2 года назад +665

    With Dylan’s crazy plots I wouldn’t be surprised if he was secretly a Riverdale writer

    • @lennygriffin2761
      @lennygriffin2761 2 года назад +59

      How dare you! Did you just compare Dylan to a Riverdale writer? This guy is a genius

    • @maryamalebadi5217
      @maryamalebadi5217 2 года назад +33

      don’t disrespect my guy like that

    • @kenyabutler4591
      @kenyabutler4591 2 года назад +5

      Don't do him like that

  • @alys1149
    @alys1149 2 года назад +1009

    They had potential during that scene addressing the conflict to highlight the issue of comparing struggles, in that it's invalidating and just because a persons struggle isn't the worst it doesn't mean it wasn't a struggle for them. They had a lot of opportunities to discuss mental health in a positive way too and they completely fucked everything up to the point that I don't think they were trying AT ALL. Where did the director's, producer's and writers' brain cells go?

  • @sushmithapawar4327
    @sushmithapawar4327 2 года назад +348

    Dylan mentioning "euphoria" feels like a crossover episode.

  • @wooly9967
    @wooly9967 Год назад +20

    The fact that none of the actors cared at all makes this movie so much better

  • @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations
    @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations 2 года назад +764

    Let’s be honest the plot lines Dylan makes up are always better than the actual movie

    • @Carnibee
      @Carnibee 2 года назад +10

      literally laughing to the point of tears at her jumpshotting a nuke back to North Korea

    • @littlegermanbeanss
      @littlegermanbeanss 2 года назад +2

      ya i would totally watch that 4 movie franchise😂

  • @illana4995
    @illana4995 2 года назад +4718

    As someone who struggles with anxiety and has social anxiety disorder, I really wasn’t happy with the way they presented her anxiety throughout the film. The voice was comical when it really shouldn’t have been as it makes light of very serious episodes. Towards the end of the film when she said that she got rid of the voice by ignoring it was such a stupid way to end it. It feels like they backed themselves into a corner with the plot line. They tried to include anxiety but had no idea how they were supposed to finish it. It was just a cheap way to present a serious issue many people, including myself, deal with.
    Sorry for the rant, great video as usual Dylan!

    • @VioletDegenerate
      @VioletDegenerate 2 года назад +358

      I completely agree. “Oh I’m all better now bc I did one play and was praised” that’s not how it works. They swept it under the rug making a very bad statement on how to deal with mental health.

    • @bbygirlx31
      @bbygirlx31 2 года назад +138

      I have social anxiety disorder and I also agree that this movie was quite terrible. But in their defense, I don't think they were trying to imply that she has an anxiety disorder. The little voice sounded more like a person just having normal anxiety, the way someone would have when taking a test or asking someone out. Everyone experiences a little anxiety here and there, it doesn't necessarily mean they have a have anxiety disorder. Just my opinion

    • @alexandrabrown068
      @alexandrabrown068 2 года назад +25

      Ehhh the movie wasn’t all that but give credit where it’s due. I wouldn’t say that voice was comical at all, just too mean girl-like when that trope was already being used through Kim and in every other teen movie. It was realistic though when they built up her anxiety about performing because that makes complete sense. Her first anxiety attack was a little too short lived with the pacing but I mean so were other parts of the movie lol. And she never ignored the voice, she said she found a temporary way to turn it down with self affirmation. That brief moment where she talked to herself logically and lovingly made sense because it’s a therapeutic technique called positive mindfulness, which was one of the first exercises my old cognitive behavioral therapist gave me. Anxiety was a side highlight in this film but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t accurate.

    • @MarcyStevonshy
      @MarcyStevonshy 2 года назад +14

      THIS!!! I knew the moment it was introduced that it would be some silly thing she gets over by the end. If you're going to explain what anxiety is to your young audience, maybe don't frame it as something that disappears after you give a good performance/speech? Especially since this was her OPENING NIGHT, meaning she'll have to do weeks more performances where the voice would STILL EXIST and be a problem for her.

    • @anonymousperson560
      @anonymousperson560 2 года назад +3

      THISSSSS

  • @Fannusz91
    @Fannusz91 2 года назад +736

    “It is so bad, I want to give you a zero, but that’s not possible, so I give you a one.”
    The one being Dylan in this video, not any other part of this boring, awful movie 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb 2 года назад +50

    Dylan exclaims: "16-year-olds!"
    Me, a 20 year old forgetting I'm an actual adult: What you want?

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 7 месяцев назад

      I fully relate LOL😭

  • @felli1513
    @felli1513 2 года назад +554

    Dylan admitting he's a freak is the growth we like to see

  • @Finn_Anwarunya
    @Finn_Anwarunya 2 года назад +520

    She said sometimes being a tall girl feels like it's as bad as having a terminal illness, being homeless and not knowing where your next meal is coming from.
    Her real disability is extreme self-pity.

    • @MingisDog99
      @MingisDog99 2 года назад +14

      Whaaaat? Don't you know about the statistics of kids being thrown out by their parents because they're to tall?!

    • @scintilliance5665
      @scintilliance5665 2 года назад +3

      what? is that really a dialogue in the movie??? damn, i am surprised twitter people haven't lost their shit over it already because thats a whole another level of tone-deaf.

    • @sammylol1937
      @sammylol1937 2 года назад +1

      @@MingisDog99 I'm gone. You made me laugh thank you

    • @MingisDog99
      @MingisDog99 2 года назад +2

      @@sammylol1937 Haha I'm glad that I made someone laugh :)

    • @alyssarose3880
      @alyssarose3880 2 года назад +1

      She did not say that. The director said being tall is not as bad as those things and she said she never said that it was.

  • @shinitagari444
    @shinitagari444 2 года назад +483

    dylan giggling his head off as he transitions into his ad reads adds ten years to my life every time.

  • @sharon2025
    @sharon2025 2 года назад +87

    Dylan should pursue directing, he could make really good movies

  • @sharonwiebe3971
    @sharonwiebe3971 2 года назад +715

    the joy on dylan's face when skeig said "of course not dunkers!!!" will keep me going for a long time lmao

  • @mayaleeleng
    @mayaleeleng 2 года назад +721

    You see, Jodie literally has the best life with hardly any flaws, they had make up a problem and portray it for the rest of the movie.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +65

      They just had to make her rich too, for some reason 🤷‍♀but afaik it doesn't play into the plot or her character? The "flaw" she does have (according to the movie) is also so contrived. She had other flaws, but the movie didn't recognise them as such, at least not out loud, like hos she seems kind of shallow, tonedeaf, selfish... etc. I've watched several reactions to the first film and this one, and I can't recall her doing anything nice for someone else, or with someone else's best interest in mind, cus she's too self-absorbed. It's everyone else who are constantly thinking about her.
      A nice arc would've been her ending up realizing she's not the center of the world and that actually makes her feel less stressed out about her height, and just her self-esteem in general; she had thought everyone stares at her and judges her all the time, but in truth, nobody cares because they have their own problems; she learns to get out of her own head and to pay more attention to others, be a better friend/person/listener. Or something! That's a pretty common arc for young people if I remember correctly; coming out of teenhood, your perspective shifts to be less self-centered, typically.
      As for her relationship with the Dunkarooni, I mean... he had hyped up what a relationship with her would be like for years, and it might've been interesting if there is a whole thing around the actual relationship not being what he thought it would be, it was all built on daydreams and what he thought they would be like as gf/bf. Turns out, they have very different preferences and love languages. Wupps.
      They seem so incompatible, this is what I think would've realistically happened with their relationship after they got together.😐
      Again, I haven't seen the films, just reaction videos, so pinch of salt, yadiyada.

    • @Arvak
      @Arvak 2 года назад +23

      And even if they did want to make a movie about the struggles of being a tall girl, it should be about insecurity and difficulties fitting in, but they barely touch on that in either of these movies. It's just so focused on "Oh I gEt So MuCh UnWanTEd ATtenTIon (even though I'm hot and rich)", but I can tell you as someone who grew up being a tall girl myself that it isn't about the attention, it's about feeling like you stick out like a sore thumb when you're in a crowd of girls, hunching over to avoid standing out, and generally being self-conscious of your appearance all the time. Also the struggle with femininity, because when you're bigger than all the other girls it can be hard to feel feminine.

    • @hollykm
      @hollykm 2 года назад +21

      @@tonichan89 RIGHT why are all the girls in these Netflix movies so damn rich?? Especially when they get to the college subplot, they all somehow get into these really prestigious schools and debate over which one they're going to go to, because they don't need to worry about how they'll pay. It also drives me nuts that we don't see them do an ounce of school work, and yet, they get into Harvard and Berkeley and Tufts and USC,,,,, sends such a shitty message imo

    • @JJ-mr4vv
      @JJ-mr4vv 2 года назад +1

      @@tonichan89 THIS

    • @alizaloring3437
      @alizaloring3437 2 года назад

      @@hollykm so true

  • @rae-the-mogwae
    @rae-the-mogwae 2 года назад +973

    As someone who had a traumatic brain injury since I was a child, I can say that it in fact doesn't make the movie any more enjoyable. To no surprise, Tall girl 2 is impossible to enjoy XD

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 2 года назад +90

      The savagery in this comment 💀 damn gurl.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 года назад +2

      Yeah I have no idea who the demographic is for tall girl.. some movies just dont need to be made.

  • @jtd8595
    @jtd8595 2 года назад +22

    8:53 aw yes the cliche dramatic look away pose.. thing..

  • @lolake7594
    @lolake7594 2 года назад +235

    This movie is literally the whole “when ‘x’ thing becomes your entire personality” in a nutshell

  • @bgrowsinconcrete2559
    @bgrowsinconcrete2559 2 года назад +479

    you know its so bad when dylan has the movie on max fast forward yet still keeps skipping pass parts of it then at some point starts watching it on mute and making his own script for it 💀💀

  • @7Angelxoxo
    @7Angelxoxo 2 года назад +127

    Dylan KNOWING Sabrina didn’t wanna do the movie and not slandering her for that cringe scene gives me life i love Sabrina and i love watching him😭✊🏻

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад +193

    My best friend is a 6’1” chick with a lifelong obsession with 5”-6” tall stripper heels. And even during our awkward teen years, she NEVER had any “problems” with (or because of) her height…other than having to be careful around ceiling fans when we’re going out on the town and she decides to wear 6” heels AND jacks her hair to Jesus…🤷‍♀️😆).
    If anything, I probably deal with far more daily inconveniences due to MY height (4’8”) than she does…but most of my issues are solved by simply having a step-stool in every room of my house. 🤣

    • @sakshimaheshwari8683
      @sakshimaheshwari8683 2 года назад +53

      You two must look like such a duo.

    • @tanawan123
      @tanawan123 Год назад +8

      I understand that you're trying to criticize the move for how ridiculous it is but, I knew girls who were absolutely bullied for their height so it's not like it doesn't happen.

  • @aadalauren2522
    @aadalauren2522 2 года назад +628

    They could have made an entirely different movie. This has nothing to do with her being tall💀

    • @Booyakasha787
      @Booyakasha787 2 года назад +12

      And that, my friend, is where you're wrong
      Remember the scene where she almost hits her head on a light?
      That sorta counts, don't it?
      But yeah, this franchise makes me want to microwave my brain

  • @Ella-bg2ve
    @Ella-bg2ve 2 года назад +323

    Netflix need to make hiring Dylan a priority….. That North Korea sequel of tall girl is something I would unironically watch

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks 2 года назад +6

      That was hilarious 😭😭😂😂

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 2 года назад +2

      Same, it was so good.

  • @sunshinedaisiesbuttermello2191
    @sunshinedaisiesbuttermello2191 2 года назад +374

    Dylan laughing at his own jokes is too cute

  • @strawberrylipglosss
    @strawberrylipglosss 2 года назад +33

    6:45 How he mess up that bad 💀😭

  • @amyb0621
    @amyb0621 2 года назад +366

    “I don’t know if you guys watch Euphoria, I don’t”
    *Trust me Dylan, Euphoria is much more worth your time than this*

    • @amaliawannabe4663
      @amaliawannabe4663 2 года назад +30

      please someone try and convince him too

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 2 года назад +14

      Yep!! 100% The first trailer in 2019 caught my attention. I knew the moment I saw the trailer that it was gonna be the most realistic show & very entertaining. I’m glad it is getting the attention is deserves

    • @K.Acumaa
      @K.Acumaa 2 года назад +44

      First of all he doesn't take recommendations, second it's not really about how good a movie or a series is, its about how good the movie will be for his videos. I mean it won't really be fun if he can't roast anything, lastly Euphoria have some heavy topics right? Yeah so I don't think that will fit well with the kind of videos he makes and surely he'll get backlash AGAIN when he jokes about something serious

    • @ridzzz226
      @ridzzz226 2 года назад

      @@K.Acumaa wait why do u say again? has it happened before?

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 года назад

      I bet. I’ve only seen the show thru other people’s commentaries, Bc I don’t have HBO

  • @shreyasuri5502
    @shreyasuri5502 2 года назад +627

    Dylan praising Sabrina carpenter and not roasting her is awsome what a legend ✨✨

  • @themindsweeper5956
    @themindsweeper5956 2 года назад +279

    'tall girl 3 - attack on titan' that's the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needs in their life!!

  • @Nikstar112
    @Nikstar112 2 года назад +34

    Dylan has to make a movie, it would literally be the best movie ever, his ideas are amazing

  • @boredtothemaximum
    @boredtothemaximum 2 года назад +769

    Fun fact: she actually had a serious case of laryngitis while filming and couldn’t say any of her lines, so they decided that they’d just set the script on fire and have her do the entirety of the film in ADR

  • @taytaysquirrels
    @taytaysquirrels 2 года назад +350

    When Dylan mentioned Euphoria I literally screeched because I got so excited. I would die to see him do first and last for that series 😭

    • @gabylopez2655
      @gabylopez2655 2 года назад +40

      I would die to see him watch the whole seriessss

    • @rekiiei2419
      @rekiiei2419 2 года назад +22

      RIGHT? I HOPE HE WATCHES IT

    • @ericpeng848
      @ericpeng848 2 года назад +25

      Petition to get Dylan to watch Euphoria??

    • @catolerateit
      @catolerateit 2 года назад +1

      OMG YES I NEED THAT

    • @lemonicetea2642
      @lemonicetea2642 2 года назад +4

      Its overrated the 2nd season was filled with fillers.

  • @sama9394
    @sama9394 2 года назад +310

    as a tall girl who sometimes gets insecure not one of my insecurities was executed properly through any moment of this whole movie- we do not claim this lmfao

  • @lalalovenickie
    @lalalovenickie 2 года назад +22

    I just died of laughter when Dylan described his vision of the Tall Girl sequels. That was some of the funniest shit I've ever heard and it was told so well that I could just visualize it. Now that is a trilogy I'll watch🤣

  • @NutTwins
    @NutTwins 2 года назад +3785

    As a short girl who watches the tall girls in school, I do not agree with this movie. Like almost no one bullies the tall girls cos they're just... Overpowering u know?

    • @erynn9657
      @erynn9657 2 года назад +344

      As a tall girl myself, I agree. No one ever messed with me.

    • @sahithit6790
      @sahithit6790 2 года назад +350

      l swear to god. it's always the shorter ones that's being bullied.

    • @haya631
      @haya631 2 года назад +192

      wrong , as a tall girl i used to picked on every single time and it was never fun . You can't tell anything if you haven't experienced it loll no offence

    • @wiggleflopbaker3855
      @wiggleflopbaker3855 2 года назад +123

      Boys never want to date the tall girls where I live

    • @katm8128
      @katm8128 2 года назад +131

      Idk, I was bullied for being a tall girl and picked at for being unfeminine because of my height

  • @annalouise_x
    @annalouise_x 2 года назад +497

    i can’t believe sabrina carpenter did a movie like clouds and then had to do this… you deserve better sweetie 🤠

    • @paigeleeann8449
      @paigeleeann8449 2 года назад +114

      pls she was embarrassed of this movie she barely even posted about it 😭

    • @zeeo3147
      @zeeo3147 2 года назад +5

      @@paigeleeann8449 fr

    • @huhubloom
      @huhubloom 2 года назад +2

      she prolly just came to collect the check 💀

    • @rina_ishere
      @rina_ishere 2 года назад +5

      Ikr! She had done such a great job in The Short History of the Long Road, which is so underrated...I wish these kind of films were more popular than these cringe netflix series

  • @Itiswhatitisrealy
    @Itiswhatitisrealy 2 года назад +981

    A message from a russian: I want everyone to know that many russians don’t want this cruel war that is happening, but our voices are not heard. Many of us didn’t choose this president, many of us hate him. A lot A LOT of us have friends and families in Ukraine. All I feel is pain and anger, and everyone I know personally in Russia feels it too. And also everything that EU is doing only will affect russian citizens and not Putin and his elite which also breaks my heart. Sorry I wrote it here, just always loved this channel and thought maybe someone would care to read this comment. No to war. Нет войне 🇺🇦

    • @hercreation
      @hercreation 2 года назад +36

      💔💔💔

    • @leshejulies3527
      @leshejulies3527 2 года назад +192

      This was actually very good to read because I haven't been hearing perspectives from many Russian citizens. Thank you for your message.

    • @Eatyourenemies5
      @Eatyourenemies5 2 года назад +52

      It is heartbreaking. But EU is taking the necessary actions and it’s not against any people, but oligarchy and Putin.

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 2 года назад +45

      love this! there are no winners in war

    • @zoeross4878
      @zoeross4878 2 года назад +35

      My prayers are with all you guys.

  • @livea9258
    @livea9258 2 года назад +169

    you know dylan is loving the movie when he looks up the writer within the first 20 minutes

  • @queenelizabethii4397
    @queenelizabethii4397 2 года назад +98

    FINALLY SOMEONES REVIEWING THIS MOVIE
    Between the characteristically droll, unrelatable, anti-climactic plotline and characters, lack of ability to connect plotlines, relationships, and characters back to its originator, toxic love interests, unnatural dialogue, plot-device fueled relationships, subpar acting, unrelatability, and offensively inaccurate portrayals of anxiety and imposter syndrome, this film made to be a worse watch than the first, and hence took me 4 hours to watch this 1.5 hour film. In this essay I will

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 2 года назад +4

      Dylan is honestly surprisingly late with this review. Normally he talks about these types of movies a week after they came out.

  • @cloudyycolfer
    @cloudyycolfer 2 года назад +202

    he said “movie commentary monday” so confidently when it’s literally friday 😭

  • @WhoisIzsy
    @WhoisIzsy 2 года назад +215

    I’ve been avoiding this movie and waiting for him to watch this. Dylan puts up with terrible movies for us and takes one for the team, Thank you Dylan.

  • @jarkhem8517
    @jarkhem8517 2 года назад +141

    i’m a swede and i can’t mention enough how much i hate the swedish characters:
    1, the swedish conversations are even worse than in the first one
    2, stella’s boyfriend, ivar krueger, was an engineer who died in 1932 but sure
    3, no one under 60 is named stig

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 2 года назад +5

      Me too fellow bröther.
      Also "no one under" 60.
      Lol absolut allt med karaktären är fanemig kränkande, och dialekten, rip 😭

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 2 года назад +3

      @@ostkaka8232 lmao fr, grampa name from the 50's. Why they thought "YES that's the name we're going with", is beyond me , I hate it 💀

    • @noorisen1234
      @noorisen1234 2 года назад +1

      BRO JEG ER NORSK OG DEN SVENSKE DIALEKTEN SUGDE

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 2 года назад +1

      @thomasshole eller att han är i scenen överhuvudtaget 😂

  • @ImPryn
    @ImPryn 2 года назад +35

    Watched this video for the first time and never seen Tall Girl or Tall Girl 2 before this. I would like to thank Dylan for going through this for me. I mean he saw parts we didn't see and it was torture enough so props to you! I caught myself slipping a few times trying to skip but went back because I was almost skipping Dylan. PS how dare Stig call Jodi by her actual name lol

  • @crimson_auror
    @crimson_auror 2 года назад +125

    I love how upset Dylan was when he heard the Swedish guy learned how to pronounce the J sound

  • @xoxnikafox2669
    @xoxnikafox2669 2 года назад +63

    something i've learned through all these netflix movies is that you can always tell who second movie boy is cuz he's mixed race. think tall girl, the kissing booth, to all the boys i've loved before... same shit, different font.

  • @olympeproduction
    @olympeproduction 2 года назад +121

    dylan rewriting the movies into sci-fi ones is hilarious, he always has to make it violent 🤣

  • @thisisrey8
    @thisisrey8 Год назад +9

    I died at Dylan's idea for a sequel. I need it to be made. Let's get this movement going

  • @adimarzer6432
    @adimarzer6432 2 года назад +73

    Oh i love how the movie felt that they did something with making a small scene showing that they were self-aware about it, and then go on to do the SAME thing for the rest of the movie.

    • @sabahk
      @sabahk 2 года назад +7

      yeah they tried to do a thing to explain that "all problems are valid" which sure, I can agree with. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IT HAS TO BE MADE INTO A MOVIE. And also, a plot focused on insecurities and anxiety (that's executed better) would make more sense than "oh she's just slightly above avg height". Like as an incredibly anxious person, my insecurities are not usually defined by one trait. Plus her height did not stop her from achieving any of her goals.

  • @Banyo__
    @Banyo__ 2 года назад +513

    Even as a tall girl myself who definitely got picked on for being tall when I was younger, I was like the director of the play asking this stupid character why being tall was such a disadvantage in life. You're tall, not dying of cancer. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALL even at your age, even as girls. Somehow she's in the one school where being 6ft makes her a giant that no one else measures up to. In my high school, when we took the annual all school photo, we had to line up tallest on top to shortest on bottom, and there were at least 20 other girls who were at the top with me, not to mention numerous guys....so I don't get this level of obsession over her height 2 movies in.

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 2 года назад +9

      yeah, I was already 5'10 when entering middle school. I got picked on too and had no friends... Probably because I was super insecure because of my height (no one wants to be friends with insecure people). I also literally couldn't hear people who were talking to each other in a group, because I was two heads taller. BUT... I fucking never complained about it. I knew there were wars and famines going on in the world.

    • @Banyo__
      @Banyo__ 2 года назад +5

      @Iris Iris I got lucky in middle school bc my best friend was also a tall girl so there was strength in both of us telling the bullies off together, but being tall never got me down. I love it. I literally got in an argument with my mom before prom bc she felt like I shouldn't look taller than my boyfriend at prom in 3 inch heels bc omg the pictures would look "strange." F that! He and I were the same height but with heels I was taller. I like being a part of the 5% club, aka women in the US considered to be tall. I wish these movies weren't so patronizing, but whatever.

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 2 года назад +5

      @@Banyo__ wtf... there is something wrong with your mom, is she herself insecure or something?

    • @TheNoobler
      @TheNoobler 2 года назад +7

      @@Banyo__ Don't listen to your mom, that's just totally sexist.

    • @Abstract852
      @Abstract852 2 года назад +1

      Nor do I and while I'm male so probably less of a thing, I topped out at 6'7. By 8th I had hit 6ft and was taller than most teachers. Guess where I stood in annual photos....on the ground and too the side next to teachers, there was no way for me to realistically blend in at that point when the next tallest person in the grade is a full foot shorter than you.

  • @wizardeye6212
    @wizardeye6212 2 года назад +115

    I realy like this sort of reaction video’s. Not only Dylan is super funny, he also had good insights about camera shots and script writing. That makes it also very interesting.

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 2 года назад +5

      that makes Dylans reaction videos so good haha... he literally states everytime how the movie could do a way better job and he never misses 😁

  • @jasperanda2769
    @jasperanda2769 Год назад +9

    In one of the shots you can clearly see a phone case instead of an actual phone lmao. Its a few seconds after 18:45.

  • @pxrixo.
    @pxrixo. 2 года назад +57

    the whole 'of course not dunkers' thing has me absolutely crying
    17:18

    • @luzginellabonnete.3385
      @luzginellabonnete.3385 2 года назад +8

      Me 2 and I'm 88% sure that they also added the voice in post production which makes it even funnier to me

    • @dem0litionsss
      @dem0litionsss 2 года назад +6

      @@luzginellabonnete.3385 u literally cannot see his mouth moving 😭😭

    • @wg8460
      @wg8460 2 года назад +3

      @@luzginellabonnete.3385 I was shocked that dylan didn't point that out and make us rewatch it like he usually does 😭

  • @FratterKnox
    @FratterKnox 2 года назад +70

    I remember when the first Tall Girl came out, I asked “who is this movie even for?”
    Now that there’s a sequel, I must ask again, “Who the hell is this for??” Literally no one asked for this and can’t imagine how anyone could genuinely enjoy this movie.

  • @sofiawhyte2730
    @sofiawhyte2730 2 года назад +128

    I watch Dylan's commentaries to make the movies bearable. Even Dylan's skills could not make this movie watchable

    • @Justme-hw6hp
      @Justme-hw6hp 2 года назад +2

      Too accurate. Man, I hate this movie and i'm sorry that Dylan had to watch it.

  • @alex6860
    @alex6860 4 месяца назад +2

    “Oh Hey he used to be bullied in middle school, sounds like a theatre kid” 😭😭😭