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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @waifutrashqueen5930
    @waifutrashqueen5930 4 года назад +1684

    As a almost 30 year old woman I feel like this is my nephew showing me his spicy meme stash 😂

    • @mrnolalife
      @mrnolalife 4 года назад +25

      That is what’s happening

    • @pixelperfectgaming6339
      @pixelperfectgaming6339 4 года назад +15

      What happened to this channel I leave for a year a come back to this please explain

    • @fenrix155
      @fenrix155 4 года назад +7

      ruclips.net/video/3F3bSFwUv1A/видео.html

    • @RileyRivalle2
      @RileyRivalle2 4 года назад +5

      @James Wohltman
      Go copulate with yourself.

    • @pixelperfectgaming6339
      @pixelperfectgaming6339 4 года назад +2

      He doesn't commentate anything anymore

  • @DeonDaGod
    @DeonDaGod 4 года назад +270

    Love how these videos are gaining personality

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +3

      hello Deon. btw join the cult

  • @goldancs
    @goldancs 4 года назад +855

    Fainted still has me in his basement for weeks forceing me into a labour by finding twitter and begging people for there chats

    • @tearsofthek1ngdom
      @tearsofthek1ngdom 4 года назад +55

      Sir, please call Markiplier, his basement is nicer.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +19

      hello goldan. btw join the cult

    • @orangepasta99
      @orangepasta99 4 года назад +6

      JODisHere hello jod, this is r_h

    • @ajrich1726
      @ajrich1726 4 года назад +5

      Lol just leave the basement

    • @goldancs
      @goldancs 4 года назад +3

      Ajrich17 HE-HE LOCKED ME UP

  • @zora3599
    @zora3599 4 года назад +186

    1:38
    “ALL MEN ARE KINGS”
    *”IF HE BREATHES, HE’S A SIIIIMMMMPPPP”*
    (Insert intense battle here)

    • @Traincauseyes
      @Traincauseyes 4 года назад +8

      Lol that was epic tho

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 4 года назад +1

      My brain got a random female voice it recorded and used it to read that

    • @axxur9687
      @axxur9687 4 года назад

      10:18 "yuri my friend you souldve never come"

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ 3 года назад

      It’s women not men

  • @natt731
    @natt731 4 года назад +2780

    Bruh this boi really be pronouncing jk as “joke”
    (This is a joke don’t funkin murder me)

    • @golfmaster7
      @golfmaster7 4 года назад +57

      You mean a “jk”

    • @Foxy-ve1oh
      @Foxy-ve1oh 4 года назад +18

      Death Draws fucking*

    • @silence7243
      @silence7243 4 года назад +12

      Nobody like this it's at 69

    • @hollowayz8772
      @hollowayz8772 4 года назад +7

      @@silence7243 )-:

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 4 года назад +15

      (This is a jk don't funking murder me)****
      FUNKY

  • @shylz731
    @shylz731 4 года назад +604

    This man said “joke joke joke” it’s just kidding m8te

    • @yosh_eg_69
      @yosh_eg_69 4 года назад +29

      What is a matete

    • @melonie3167
      @melonie3167 4 года назад +4

      Yo what anime is ur pfp from

    • @ms.centurion9708
      @ms.centurion9708 4 года назад +7

      @Mel onie the pfp is from Darling in the Franxx

    • @melonie3167
      @melonie3167 4 года назад +3

      @@ms.centurion9708 oh aight thankss

    • @shylz731
      @shylz731 4 года назад +4

      TheGamingChemicals it’s “mate” but I put it as m8te, it can also be put like m8

  • @damiengomez3141
    @damiengomez3141 4 года назад +195

    0:36 when i accidentaly hit the fall button

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +6

      hello damien. btw join the cult

    • @damiengomez3141
      @damiengomez3141 4 года назад +2

      @@JODRecaps what cult?!

    • @RileyRivalle2
      @RileyRivalle2 4 года назад +1

      @JODisHere
      Imagine willingly becoming a pathetic spammer, thinking it's cool because you stream it.

    • @abzolutelynothn
      @abzolutelynothn 4 года назад

      Kirby: *oh shi-*

  • @hoitemmiehere484
    @hoitemmiehere484 4 года назад +220

    "hello"
    "who are you?"
    "Andrew"
    "and?"
    "... rew"
    i almost pissed myself 😂

  • @fwandrez
    @fwandrez 4 года назад +2099

    Bruh someone has notifications just to dislike.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +43

      hello waff. btw join the cult

    • @Fixflex1
      @Fixflex1 4 года назад +18

      JODisHere the kkk?

    • @TheDamdi
      @TheDamdi 4 года назад +21

      @@JODRecaps this desperate for subs?

    • @Cooltodd
      @Cooltodd 4 года назад +10

      @@JODRecaps How did you get the check mark?

    • @iamsoquirkye3352
      @iamsoquirkye3352 4 года назад +4

      @@JODRecaps yes sure

  • @ironald8529
    @ironald8529 4 года назад +46

    1:03 Stephen Hawkins and Albert Einstein having a conversation

  • @siroofing5610
    @siroofing5610 4 года назад +57

    0:42
    "I didn't cheat on you"
    *stonks*

  • @Amirul1973
    @Amirul1973 4 года назад +342

    Last time I was this early fainted had a crush on keira brigget

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hello Amirul. btw join the cult

    • @xxkillemxx4862
      @xxkillemxx4862 4 года назад

      Amirul Islam 😂

    • @fbi4643
      @fbi4643 4 года назад +3

      Wasn't kiera morgz's girlfriend?

    • @RileyRivalle2
      @RileyRivalle2 4 года назад +4

      @JODisHere
      Imagine willingly becoming a pathetic spammer, thinking it's cool because you stream it.

    • @polykov798
      @polykov798 4 года назад

      what?

  • @tryhardkss3090
    @tryhardkss3090 4 года назад +62

    1:37 what the boys do at a sleepover

    • @sweetcoffee2458
      @sweetcoffee2458 4 года назад +2

      where do I sign up 😂

    • @Dado5464
      @Dado5464 4 года назад

      i want to have a sleep over!

    • @Dado5464
      @Dado5464 4 года назад

      im kidding... i am not a bot... nor am i gay

  • @kittyplayz1480
    @kittyplayz1480 4 года назад +83

    1:53 I'm pretty sure this this is supposed to be a conversation between Captain America and Iron Man
    The raccoon is Rocket

    • @SwiftKey_253
      @SwiftKey_253 4 года назад +8

      yes, my friend.. that’s what it is supposed to be..
      wait- you’re a cat!

    • @Sofia-us2su
      @Sofia-us2su 4 года назад +2

      Kristian Horndal yes my friend he’s a cat that’s what he is supposed to be
      Wait- you’re also a dog....

    • @tvrgvryvn
      @tvrgvryvn 4 года назад +2

      I thought that too lol

    • @Jaida.hany.
      @Jaida.hany. 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 4 года назад

      @@Sofia-us2su I'm a she, but you should probably use they when you don't know rather than he

  • @6yxollys710
    @6yxollys710 4 года назад +5

    6:53 My Jesus... So innocent.

  • @hiqnts7394
    @hiqnts7394 3 года назад +10

    4:00 lmao that was such a real laugh 😂

  • @ezkeI
    @ezkeI 4 года назад +45

    1:43 when you find out she is trying to make you miss church day

  • @cloudy2376
    @cloudy2376 4 года назад +44

    "choke choke choke"

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +3

      hello cloudy. btw join the cult

  • @mjstc7893
    @mjstc7893 4 года назад +82

    7:40 we just gonna act like Keaton didn't just say the N word with the hard ER 😳

  • @peyk47
    @peyk47 4 года назад +134

    0:16 why is there still chats from 2011

  • @hamrajamra8357
    @hamrajamra8357 4 года назад +15

    4:00 damn bruh you got the whole squad laughing

  • @luhdrip
    @luhdrip 4 года назад +3

    6:44 THE BEST CHAT LMFAOOOO 🤣

  • @________________________._
    @________________________._ 3 года назад +7

    "Please don't do this. I seriously can't live without you😩 I didn't cheat on you! "
    *STONKS*

  • @refrigerator2553
    @refrigerator2553 4 года назад +51

    4:17 CHARGE YA PHONE

  • @irinerr
    @irinerr 4 года назад +21

    2:50 YES FINALLY WE NEED TO APPRECIATE MI PHONES

  • @turnerace4311
    @turnerace4311 4 года назад +2

    It’s the “DAMN YOU WANT THE WHOLE ROLL” for me😭😂😂😂

  • @moswaggy
    @moswaggy 4 года назад +555

    Jk means “Just Kidding,” not “joke”.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +16

      hello Deed. btw join the cult

    • @crter9920
      @crter9920 4 года назад +1

      JODisHere i love you

    • @mahmoudabdellatif5893
      @mahmoudabdellatif5893 4 года назад +14

      I swear these brits ruin everything

    • @rinokumura5972
      @rinokumura5972 4 года назад +9

      Mahmoud Abdellatif yh cuz theyre the best at using sarcasm but the worst at picking it up 😂

    • @user-yo4dz5np7g
      @user-yo4dz5np7g 4 года назад +2

      Rin Okumura XD

  • @MeissaneM
    @MeissaneM 3 года назад +2

    The "stay hydrated" thing had me wheezing bc I just drank water 🤡

  • @zelockgamer9723
    @zelockgamer9723 4 года назад +62

    Nobody
    Me: Wow last time I was this early it was last time

  • @marynmedina2365
    @marynmedina2365 4 года назад +17

    4:18
    Fun fact: that was a wrong number text and the person in green just decided to go with it sooo hahaha

    • @TitchTacs
      @TitchTacs 4 года назад

      Where you the person texting? How do you know?

    • @marynmedina2365
      @marynmedina2365 4 года назад

      No, it was on Instagram

  • @kiyokokiyongu9631
    @kiyokokiyongu9631 4 года назад +6

    me: *calls 911*
    911: whats your emergency?
    me: I HEAR SHoTs
    911: what kind of shots
    me: RATATATATA

    • @ha9145
      @ha9145 3 года назад

      LOL xd

  • @ximenam6604
    @ximenam6604 4 года назад +1

    Guy:THe RAccOn TaLks
    Me: *is it Tom nook*

  • @raynaissosus1220
    @raynaissosus1220 4 года назад +14

    4:02 and I'm still laughing at this

  • @apotato6842
    @apotato6842 4 года назад +1

    "Ok, get me some candy too."🤣🤣🤣

  • @vz_aliyah
    @vz_aliyah 4 года назад +4

    Anyone else love this dudes voice

  • @vampupz
    @vampupz 4 года назад +2

    Me: *gets up first thing in the morning*
    My brain: watch this before any daily tasks you may have to do

  • @user-uq9oh4yg2z
    @user-uq9oh4yg2z 4 года назад +7

    How all my texts are like
    Me: hey
    Them: **leaves me on read*

  • @franciscobayron7780
    @franciscobayron7780 4 года назад +2

    "I'm dead I cant reply" 😂😂😂

  • @jordan25606
    @jordan25606 4 года назад +4

    6:59 Why did this make me laugh so hard?? 🤣😂💀

    • @ryzeefr
      @ryzeefr 3 года назад

      Ikr I almost PISSED 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewausmus
    @matthewausmus 3 года назад +1

    1:17 it had me ascended to heaven

  • @cauall
    @cauall 4 года назад +8

    4:18 bruh i thought that was my battery

  • @voxthetvdemon1151
    @voxthetvdemon1151 4 года назад +2

    Something to keep me entertained in quarantine

  • @frm1234
    @frm1234 4 года назад +3

    1:22 got me dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @dripgon1822
    @dripgon1822 3 года назад +1

    1:04 I think the laws of physics don’t imply now😅😅😅

  • @SnxwyWinter
    @SnxwyWinter 4 года назад +3

    10:10 thanks for that. Learning the periodic table in science at school currently

  • @droogies..
    @droogies.. 4 года назад +1

    4:17
    Me : * casually watching the texts*
    Me : * sees 210 text messages*
    Me : 👁👄👁

  • @juan2422
    @juan2422 4 года назад +16

    Petition for Fainted to become a Mafia bods

  • @doojax
    @doojax 4 года назад +1

    0:12
    I died at tgat text message😭😂

  • @theortizsisters7052
    @theortizsisters7052 4 года назад +38

    I just finished watching part 5 lol

  • @madysontieuli1054
    @madysontieuli1054 4 года назад +1

    "LIZARD in TRAINING!" was my favorite.

  • @khaoticjakeyt4973
    @khaoticjakeyt4973 4 года назад +15

    Ah *#&% he almost went to the bar with his boss

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hello Jake. btw join the cult

  • @kassyrobinson190
    @kassyrobinson190 2 года назад

    Its finally official! I am seriously addicted to this series! Please don't stop! Never stop!! P. S. The last two sentences apply to those text heroes that make it possible for me to GMAO!!!! Giggle my azz off!!! Thanks Fainted!!!

  • @Spot.cat.
    @Spot.cat. 4 года назад +3

    I've been waiting for this 😀

  • @simalukic146
    @simalukic146 2 месяца назад +1

    3:14 My Favorite Part
    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lol-ws6po
    @lol-ws6po 4 года назад +9

    0:46 that had already happened

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 4 года назад

    0:06 man's really tryina get that promotion

  • @zianpawai1996
    @zianpawai1996 4 года назад +10

    1:08 but the guy was already dead but he replied? Illuminati confirmed?

  • @sayanz
    @sayanz 4 года назад

    These chats videos are the best.

  • @ItzBarry
    @ItzBarry 4 года назад +5

    7:43 it’s that time for me will seeing this

  • @nenaluvsmariposasss
    @nenaluvsmariposasss 4 года назад

    "damn b*tch you want the whole roll!!" 🤣🤣🤣 6:56

  • @lyn5667
    @lyn5667 4 года назад +7

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Me: Im addicted to these videos...

  • @syphxn_9191
    @syphxn_9191 4 года назад +1

    Dis boi a scuffed scrubby

  • @julisalev4787
    @julisalev4787 4 года назад +11

    Why is it that whenever I see this dudes name i go "iM fAiNtEd!" In Alan Walker song "faded" melody

  • @jennetteloise9734
    @jennetteloise9734 4 года назад +1

    1:12 how the hell can he reply to him when he is already dead?! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @HeavenlyGX
    @HeavenlyGX 4 года назад +3

    When you’re playing like craft with the boys and one of them pushes you into the ravine 0:37

  • @zdawnplayzyt187
    @zdawnplayzyt187 2 года назад +2

    *Me watching this when I'm 7*
    What does that mean?
    *Me now when I'm 12* 😂

  • @Skreetus
    @Skreetus 4 года назад +11

    6:48 I'm legit the dude in this situation

    • @angelicalopez7852
      @angelicalopez7852 4 года назад

      Out of a scale of 0/10 what this dude says I'd say 10/10 tottaly me

    • @Sofia-us2su
      @Sofia-us2su 4 года назад

      Yeah I want something big and round it’s a toilet roll it’s freaking lock down

  • @christimate4733
    @christimate4733 4 года назад +1

    lmao i just love these videos

  • @shaqeelokneal8996
    @shaqeelokneal8996 4 года назад +4

    3:06
    Plot twist: the mom is talking to the dad because she’s disappointed in him because of his poor english

  • @evangeliadoskori1960
    @evangeliadoskori1960 4 года назад

    These texts are un🐝lievable!😂😂😂

  • @sarveshram
    @sarveshram 4 года назад +3

    I remember when you had 40k subs :)

  • @zayyy7528
    @zayyy7528 4 года назад +2

    Been waiting for this for weeks

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +1

      hello swagger. btw join the cult

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +10

    *Friend:* What's Forest Gump's Wifi Password?
    *Me:* I don't know, what?
    *Friend:* 1Forest1
    *Me:* my disappointment is immeasurable and our friendship is ruined

  • @Xyzaimbot
    @Xyzaimbot 3 года назад +1

    Exactly when the guy at 6:59 was talking about farting I did😂😂

  • @oathkewpwr5154
    @oathkewpwr5154 4 года назад +7

    Does anybody know where that clip of Kirby screaming is, I need to know who made it, I find it funny for some reason

    • @balazshenyel2759
      @balazshenyel2759 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/R3wG2l2KSWs/видео.html

  • @patrickdona6280
    @patrickdona6280 4 года назад +1

    5:45 *i can’t stop wheezing bro*

  • @rhiannabarnesnash7247
    @rhiannabarnesnash7247 4 года назад +3

    Yay daddy fainted upload yess!!!!!

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +2

      hello Nash. btw join the cult

  • @vinnrei
    @vinnrei 3 года назад

    Love ur photo of spirited away. 😆 😂 😂

  • @akxrz137
    @akxrz137 4 года назад +3

    whos ready for how is twitter free tomorrow?

    • @tonyb5592
      @tonyb5592 4 года назад +1

      Joe

    • @silence7243
      @silence7243 4 года назад +1

      @@tonyb5592 Isn't he friends with candice?

    • @tonyb5592
      @tonyb5592 4 года назад +1

      Silence what about Mike?

  • @rudygamer7903
    @rudygamer7903 4 года назад

    Best. Seriously. Best. Series. Ever

  • @Nohemypotter
    @Nohemypotter 4 года назад +4

    I didn’t cheat on you
    *shows stonks*
    I cheated on you and now you’re one of my stonks*

  • @batkamarri13
    @batkamarri13 3 года назад

    1:48 POV: * you made Rocket angry and you're texting a friend for help *

  • @arandompersonp7951
    @arandompersonp7951 4 года назад +12

    4:03 i dont get it°^°

  • @Haundo
    @Haundo 2 года назад

    When he said “O: lizard in training :O” I was dying

  • @aaro267
    @aaro267 4 года назад +5

    Bruv its ”just kidding”💀

  • @JaysSmoke
    @JaysSmoke 4 года назад +2

    7:25 how to get an A+

  • @oslight-_-4403
    @oslight-_-4403 4 года назад +5

    Poopoo

    • @Dopamine621
      @Dopamine621 4 года назад +1

      youre the first person to comment, and you only said poopoo

    • @oslight-_-4403
      @oslight-_-4403 4 года назад +1

      CoolestDuck! Gaming haha

    • @coinful
      @coinful 4 года назад

      *sighs* why is this the first comment

  • @zaksszn
    @zaksszn 4 года назад +1

    1:24 i laughed too hard and its literally 2:20 am lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @enzoorosen
    @enzoorosen 4 года назад

    The thing I like about this that it isn’t the annoying text to speech

  • @AceBS45
    @AceBS45 3 года назад +1

    6:55 I literally laughed my ass off that's so funny

  • @migos_286
    @migos_286 3 года назад

    That stonks got me SO bad XD

  • @دانه-الحوشان
    @دانه-الحوشان 4 года назад

    At 4:01 is it just me or he was laughing sarcastically 😂

    • @sab8620
      @sab8620 4 года назад

      no shit. he was laughing sarcastically

  • @olotl2621
    @olotl2621 4 года назад

    The Whole roll!!
    lol I’m dyeing

  • @apple3xe24
    @apple3xe24 4 года назад

    ''DAMN B*TCH U WANT THE WHOLE ROLL???" I LAUGHED SO HARD AHAHAHA 😂

  • @Khushbu_rajbanshi
    @Khushbu_rajbanshi 4 года назад

    Damn u want the whole roll😂😂😂

  • @simalukic146
    @simalukic146 2 месяца назад +1

    3:58 And? ...rew
    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meganisham8538
    @meganisham8538 4 года назад +2

    Nice vid

  • @user77797
    @user77797 4 года назад

    i love the random tiktoks in the middle of the memes

  • @yourlocalsimpfromsomewhere7234
    @yourlocalsimpfromsomewhere7234 3 года назад +1

    “You don’t need makeup you need plastic surgery”

  • @DemonzSlayer49
    @DemonzSlayer49 3 года назад

    I love it when people are being serious and post a picture “stonks”