5 Reasons Most YouTube Videos Are Unwatchable Now

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  • 5 reasons RUclips videos are getting repetitive, boring and cookie cutter. Everyone trying to be the next Casey Neistat, Peter McKinnon or his sidekick Matti. They lost their uniqueness. 5 mistakes people are making by copying what they see and not using the editing techniques correctly.
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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @MicroFourNerds
    @MicroFourNerds 5 лет назад +492

    Lmao. I often wonder how many youtubers get their cameras stolen when they try to replicate the walking away in public sort of shot

    • @b3naqua
      @b3naqua 5 лет назад +11

      Micro Four Nerds omg same!

    • @thomashill5768
      @thomashill5768 5 лет назад +27

      Happened to fstoppers

    • @tooshmart6669
      @tooshmart6669 5 лет назад +49

      @@b3naqua F-Stoppers had a D500 stolen, they said they were doing a timelapse lol. I think they were getting "cinematic" B-roll and somebody took off with it.

    • @IjazMovies
      @IjazMovies 5 лет назад +4

      Micro Four Nerds good to see you here! Who’s gonna talk first about the new Panasonic full frame camera

    • @MicroFourNerds
      @MicroFourNerds 5 лет назад +1

      @@IjazMovies I think I need a small lottery win before march in order to get the new lumix cameras 😂 but I can't wait to see what they can do

  • @thatjordandrake
    @thatjordandrake 5 лет назад +335

    Watched this nervously hoping I wouldn't be guilty of any transgressions. Glad I got off easy this time...

    • @cameraconspiracies
      @cameraconspiracies  5 лет назад +42

      You can do no wrong :)

    • @royalnes1250
      @royalnes1250 5 лет назад +2

      I remember watching your guy's version of this video back at your previous channel. You showed how to properly transition. Great video Jordan.

    • @fellowcitizen
      @fellowcitizen 5 лет назад

      @@cameraconspiracies Or did he...? 0:07 ("Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent.")

    • @StreetsOfVancouverChannel
      @StreetsOfVancouverChannel 5 лет назад

      oh Great and Hallowed Sandwich Maker... mercy has visited upon thee this video

    • @mediumdun18
      @mediumdun18 5 лет назад +2

      Oh....you transgressed my friend , you transgressed....you gave the keys of your brilliantly devised drunk annual 'best of reviews' to your corporate masters....that was painful to watch

  • @MannyOrtiz
    @MannyOrtiz 5 лет назад +873

    This was fkn hilarious 😂

    • @TheThirdErnest
      @TheThirdErnest 5 лет назад +8

      Manny Ortiz manny!! You the man! And I agree 100 lol

    • @JamesDBuzzard
      @JamesDBuzzard 5 лет назад +5

      You watch this channel too 😂😂 I love this guy

    • @fellowcitizen
      @fellowcitizen 5 лет назад +2

      Manny, this is a family programme - you should be careful using words like...
      "hilarious" - they could confuse our Canadian cousins ;)

    • @Clickumentary
      @Clickumentary 5 лет назад +2

      It's cool seeing other tubers I follow picking up on conspiracy. Solid fun.

    • @JamesDBuzzard
      @JamesDBuzzard 5 лет назад

      @@fellowcitizen 😂

  • @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW
    @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW 5 лет назад +27

    Hey man, you are masterful as seeming caring and supportive of the people overdoing all this stuff, while simultaneously putting them down at the same time. It's impressive. This was entertaining.

  • @kasparasvisockas4289
    @kasparasvisockas4289 5 лет назад +378

    Best discovered channel in 2019

    • @theyasman
      @theyasman 5 лет назад +8

      2018 for me!

    • @fellowcitizen
      @fellowcitizen 5 лет назад +8

      @@theyasman I discovered it in the year "8", during his coverage of the invention of cameras by Larry Nikon, the caveman who first invented m4/3 rocks after an unfortunate pterodactyl incident.

    • @mukul361
      @mukul361 5 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @bonyvicfilms
      @bonyvicfilms 5 лет назад +2

      Same here man☺

    • @bxlgotham6566
      @bxlgotham6566 5 лет назад +1

      Definitely.

  • @maxsr3236
    @maxsr3236 5 лет назад +283

    I just wish youtubers would keep their audio levels constant. Nothing is more annoying than constantly adjusting levels because the background music during the b-roll shots makes your ears explode and the actual content is like a mouse whispering secrets to it's fleas.

    • @roberteli5235
      @roberteli5235 5 лет назад +23

      "A mouse whispering secrets to its fleas."
      😂😂😂😂😂😂 This made me laugh.

    • @PewPewDave
      @PewPewDave 4 года назад +1

      -12 db is best db

    • @Mikey1962
      @Mikey1962 4 года назад +9

      I agree 100% with that. If I have to constantly adjust the volume then I stop the video and move to another youtubers video. Also it's annoying when people put music over their own voice and the music is louder than what they are saying, seems kinda stupid to do that.

    • @WEHAVETHISDREAM
      @WEHAVETHISDREAM 2 года назад +2

      They should use compressors to duck the music (first of all) and also make it way less louder than the voice.
      Ye :))

    • @QuangNguyen-vl1sf
      @QuangNguyen-vl1sf 2 года назад

      If your audio isn’t loudness normalized to -14 lufts youtube tried to mess with ur mix and it can duck up a lot of ppls audio. Totally agree tho mang

  • @tombuck
    @tombuck 5 лет назад +111

    I’m glad I was able to tell the video was finished because you covered the lens with your hand. I would’ve sat here for hours otherwise!

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. 4 года назад +1

      But it's not over! Now you have to downl0ad it, and watch it backwards. Then at 50% speed. Then at 200% speed. It's a Choose Your Own...Waste of Time.

  • @AlexinMadrid
    @AlexinMadrid 5 лет назад +32

    I just discovered your channel recently and boy is it a gem. You have me literally laughing out loud, and I actually learn something in the process. You are proof that personality and camera presence are some of the most important aspects that people come back for.

  • @fjhphoto
    @fjhphoto 5 лет назад +56

    Number one reason I watch your videos is how real you are! I laugh too of course but that real personality is so uncommon.

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu Год назад

      I watch him because despite some of his antics he has most common sense and lots of good points, while being very relatable and casual in photography. He's one of us, instead of some rich person with full frame cam or "gear doesn't matter" type of bullshitter. And well I love his comical weirdness.

  • @tingledom
    @tingledom 4 года назад +82

    "I'll admit, it's a good technique to keep dumb people entertained for longer." Omg love this.

    • @josephdrilon7829
      @josephdrilon7829 4 года назад

      Hahahahahahaha i needed a laugh today. Thank you! I totally agree 😂

  • @JanneRanta
    @JanneRanta 5 лет назад +240

    What always bothers me is sequences where the person enters a hotel or house for the "first time". They of course entered before, setup camera inside to film themselves coming in, wen't out and did it all again.

    • @aengusmacnaughton1375
      @aengusmacnaughton1375 5 лет назад +16

      If it is good enough for "Reality TV" then it is good enough for RUclips! :-)

    • @theuktoday4233
      @theuktoday4233 5 лет назад +11

      like the moon landing

    • @tooshmart6669
      @tooshmart6669 5 лет назад +16

      I have to tell my wife this all the time when watching t.v., how the heck do you think they got on the other side of the wall?. She still thinks the people on Naked-and-Afraid are alone, until I remind her about the camera man that is actually filming the scene, his assistant , the producer, grip, and medical staff in the background fully dressed all in the background.

    • @MikMilman
      @MikMilman 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @cliftonfameree4436
      @cliftonfameree4436 5 лет назад +7

      It's the worst when they act surprised. Dude, you've already seen the fucking room!

  • @rheddnoir
    @rheddnoir 5 лет назад +141

    This man cleaning up RUclips of all the mediocre trash one video at a time 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @felipesuarezweb
      @felipesuarezweb 5 лет назад +4

      word man. really... and needed. This dude is nuts, he's awesome

  • @infamouse9149
    @infamouse9149 5 лет назад +71

    Not an editing thing... but whats with everyone making coffee in slow motion?!? Ugh. Btw, hilariously awesome channel!

    • @fellowcitizen
      @fellowcitizen 5 лет назад +10

      I always expect it to be satire, and then I'm like "oh, it's real; this person has no credibility, maybe I'll click over here..."

    • @RobertMartinezPhoto
      @RobertMartinezPhoto 5 лет назад +1

      Yep. Hello RUclips I'm having coffee for my intro. Lol

    • @Shalaco
      @Shalaco 5 лет назад +6

      Mckinnonitis

    • @pquirk777
      @pquirk777 5 лет назад +2

      Now I'm going to make some slow motion b-roll of me making a cup of coffee in my Keurig; opening the cabinet, selecting a mug, picking a K cup, dropping it in the slot, pressing the button. It will be so cinematically epic.

    • @StefanThePro
      @StefanThePro 5 лет назад

      Shalaco that’s been the term of the times lately! Everyone’s copying Peter like the gospel

  • @cooloox
    @cooloox 5 лет назад +12

    You're definitely a one-off, Kasey. The first time I saw one of your videos (as recommended by Peter Gregg) I thought, "what's this crap? " Strangely, I couldn't help continuing to watch though and then I got you and became addicted to your videos. You raise points noone else is talking about, but make it fun and hilarious. I hope your channel continues to grow and becomes massive. Thanks for the great entertainment.

  • @JohnMayfield-NS
    @JohnMayfield-NS 5 лет назад +13

    Another trend that has to go away: LOUD INTRO MUSIC.. normal or quiet talking... LOUD INTERLUDE MUSIC.. normal or quiet talking.. LOUD OUTRO MUSIC

  • @GoldShawFarm
    @GoldShawFarm 5 лет назад +35

    At 6:34 - Do you hang your toilet paper on your door handle? WTF? Do you never close the door when you use the bathroom? If you do close the door, how do you access the toilet paper? This deserves a video, dude.

    • @topg2820
      @topg2820 5 лет назад +8

      Top 10 questions science can't answer

    • @SCHAUDENLUCAS
      @SCHAUDENLUCAS 3 года назад +3

      Its was filmed in Thailand. They normally don't use TP and therefore don't have dedicated hangers.

  • @thaticelandicguy
    @thaticelandicguy 5 лет назад +65

    lol just finished a video with the lens cover haha, now I'm embarrassed lol

    • @thaticelandicguy
      @thaticelandicguy 5 лет назад +3

      @@cameraconspiracies :-(

    • @60p
      @60p 5 лет назад +7

      @@cameraconspiracies Hi, I'm your biggest fan, literally, like I'm too fat and I want to meet you. Make that happen or sony will never release a flip screen camera ever.

    • @timmcintyre75
      @timmcintyre75 5 лет назад

      @@60p oops a6400

    • @Shalaco
      @Shalaco 5 лет назад

      Okay, but does this include a swipe across, or is that different?

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 5 лет назад

      @Shalaco
      Swipe across is the worst thing ever. Covering the lens just feels corny. Swipe feels like some college kid trying to be a RUclipsr because he's too lazy to get a real job.

  • @MikMilman
    @MikMilman 5 лет назад +15

    The greater problem encompassing these trends is that the majority of people do not do things with intention. They see, they repeat. It's why all photography looks the same on IG (obviously not all for those whom overly parse words). Whether making a video for youtube or personal art there should be intention behind all of your decision making. I had a video scheduled on this topic; I might move it forward a bit. Well done video my dude!

  • @BaronStVon
    @BaronStVon 5 лет назад +89

    The best thumbnail in all of the videography community.

  • @ropeyarn
    @ropeyarn 5 лет назад +119

    Make unboxing videos illegal !! Also, "Here is my unbiased review of a camera they sent me for free."

    • @cameraman655
      @cameraman655 5 лет назад +7

      The "what's in my bag" videos bug me the most. I don't give a rat's ass!

    • @ChrisParayno
      @ChrisParayno 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed! I don't care about the box, just tell me how the product works and experience!!

    • @rep-vile
      @rep-vile 4 года назад

      I disagree about unboxing videos, personally they're very useful info about what I want to buy.
      And they're way more objective than reviews. It's really simple to just not click on a video that you don't want to watch.

    • @JamesMatthewGallagher
      @JamesMatthewGallagher 4 года назад +1

      I want to start doing reboxing videos of all the shitty equipment I return.

  • @beatboxerjonasz2
    @beatboxerjonasz2 5 лет назад +46

    9:10 best part of the video

    • @Nonixification
      @Nonixification 5 лет назад +1

      those moments make this channel better :)

  • @Jws9268
    @Jws9268 5 лет назад +45

    The one that is bugging me the most of late is the squatting down to talk to the camera , please stop doing it. The hand over the lens is also up there, geebus, stop it!

    • @DianaGladney
      @DianaGladney 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, the squat down is annoying lol

    • @Crewonephotography
      @Crewonephotography 5 лет назад

      I was waiting for that in this one!

    • @joeltunnah
      @joeltunnah 5 лет назад +1

      That was a Casey Neistat technique originally, like most of these tricks.

  • @snak4716
    @snak4716 5 лет назад +34

    I'm subscribed to around 150 channels and yours is the most original one, and everything's from your own room, that is impressive

    • @OP-hu7ve
      @OP-hu7ve 5 лет назад +1

      you are just subbed to shitty channels.

  • @TheBonsaiZone
    @TheBonsaiZone 5 лет назад +51

    We need the entire toilet sequence, walking in, sitting, close ups, camera angle changes, auto focus etc. It should end with your unwashed hand touching the camera lens!
    Sort of Coffee McCanon style.

    • @pcproffy
      @pcproffy 3 года назад +3

      There's a vid from a cop who was busy violating citizens' rights. Then forgot his bodycam was still running when he went into the police station to take a sheet.

  • @kyleoglee
    @kyleoglee 5 лет назад +145

    You have medium velocity blood spatter on your wall Sir.

    • @stephenmiller9009
      @stephenmiller9009 5 лет назад +6

      He nutted out the infection he had and he's keeping it as a trophy

    • @jondwoods4742
      @jondwoods4742 5 лет назад

      Call Kathleen zellner

    • @grat2010
      @grat2010 5 лет назад +12

      That's the chipmunk that gave him the wrong sandwich :(

    • @willherondale6367
      @willherondale6367 5 лет назад +1

      @@grat2010 hahaha

    • @AtlantaTerry
      @AtlantaTerry 5 лет назад

      ... and it has directionality, too.

  • @Atamaii
    @Atamaii 3 года назад +11

    Oh its Cherry Blossoms on the wall. From a distance it looks like blood splatters.

    • @alviselaguna9033
      @alviselaguna9033 3 года назад +2

      Oh! I also though it was a gore- thing decor! And then...cherry blossoms!

  • @reg171reg
    @reg171reg 5 лет назад +24

    None of these things ever bugged me....
    ....until now.
    Thanks for that.

    • @studiocorax8790
      @studiocorax8790 5 лет назад +2

      :-D Same here, only thing that irritates me are excessive jump cuts, but he did not complain about them.

    • @miajulz
      @miajulz 5 лет назад

      Me Too!

  • @scottisitt
    @scottisitt 5 лет назад +7

    12:03 Thank you for calling out that one, too. Vloggers used to just take their camera with them, but then professional videographers came on the scene and told everyone they need to make their vlogs more cinematic...like a movie.

  • @birksi007
    @birksi007 5 лет назад +71

    The transition where you cover the lens with your hand is so cheesy and overdone, I want to end my life everytime I see it.

    • @glacieractivity
      @glacieractivity 5 лет назад +8

      I have taken this "edgy" technique a step further and have started to shove my palm in the face of my friends to help indicate end of sentence.
      I expect the yt fad of 2019 to be creators slap their lense hood so powerful that the entire tripod whirls around to help us understand that a cut is happening. Just so I can be equally edgy in my conversations with friends.
      I am yet to skateboard on a handstand just to get a very unique perspective when I relocate from my house to the grocery store though. Just to make sure that shift of perspective does not confuse myself.
      By the way, my entire life is a b-roll. And just a b-roll. A fiest of stabilized slowmo impressions of reality. With absolute zero content. Broken up by shoving my palm in the face of those I encounter.

    • @unclesaia5224
      @unclesaia5224 5 лет назад

      Keep watching them.

  • @TobiasEnevoldsen
    @TobiasEnevoldsen 5 лет назад +4

    Thanks for this video! You are so right about these effects. Another annoying thing about the youtubers who keep using all these effects, is that they are all about “the cinematic look”. They always talk about making cinematic videoes, but they keep using all these gimmick effects that you never see in the cinema.

  • @lebe-stark
    @lebe-stark 5 лет назад +13

    I'm a creator myself and while I was laughing many times, there is some essential truth in what you're saying.
    Especially when it comes to audience retention, I think I'm trying to keep people watching by inserting jump cuts and stuff. While it is not a bad thing it can be certainly overdone; I know I'm guilty..
    You just reminded me, that the focus on quality content should be enough to keep people engaged.
    That was the second time acutally. The first time was with the blurry background video that felt like you were speaking directly to myself. Thanks for sharing!

  • @KunalMalhotraKM
    @KunalMalhotraKM 5 лет назад +21

    You nailed it😎

  • @Kevinmadefilms
    @Kevinmadefilms 5 лет назад +15

    the 2015 version of myself is guilty of most of these, and I apologize for him

  • @chrisfigley
    @chrisfigley Год назад +2

    Four years later and this is still one of my favorites! I keep coming back for more.

  • @dunnymonster
    @dunnymonster 5 лет назад +29

    Auto focus envy is a terrible thing 😁

  • @PraneelRamanan30
    @PraneelRamanan30 4 года назад +43

    You should collab with Kai Wong...

  • @WheretheJones
    @WheretheJones 5 лет назад +19

    There is an alternate reality where your channel is the most watched on youtube. I like that reality. I would like to live there.

  • @aleks1203
    @aleks1203 4 года назад +6

    Thank-you, Kasey. Totally agree with your lens palming hatred. That's gotta be the most annoying thing about a YT video except for maybe the overly long intros and outros. Who needs any of that? All the best.

    • @retrogroovecraft
      @retrogroovecraft 11 месяцев назад +1

      Fun fact (at least as far as anyone truly knows), the 'palming' technique was not originally a transition. Skateboarders, filming themselves with camcorders would palm the lens after the take where they nailed the trick they were trying to get. That way, when they went home and edited their footage, they could quickly locate 'the take' on tape, by fast-forward/rewind until they saw the palm. Some RUclipsr must have seen this left in, or remembered doing it, back in the day, and the rest is YT history.

  • @EricLouisYoung
    @EricLouisYoung 5 лет назад +23

    You forgot one, and it's the worst one for me. The side angle b-cam talking head cuts, especially when they're done frequently and on a regular timing. It's terrible and awkward and annoying.

    • @ArturZygmunt
      @ArturZygmunt 5 лет назад

      It's super weird to watch sbd from the side like he's suddenly talking to sbd else :) The perspective shift kills the video. But the only way to fix it is to record a-roll in 4k, and edit it in fhd.

    • @SamJamesVIDEO
      @SamJamesVIDEO 5 лет назад +2

      in black and white for no reason

  • @phucmapvlog
    @phucmapvlog 4 года назад +56

    Now I can never try any of those without feeling like a jackass 😂

    • @phucmapvlog
      @phucmapvlog 3 года назад +2

      @@bradyballard130 Epic compliment , I appreciate it!

    • @airingcupboard
      @airingcupboard 3 года назад

      A santa loving jackass?

    • @uhadonejob
      @uhadonejob 3 года назад +1

      Just raise it to a new level. Show this Canuck he is just too shortsighted to see the possible glory by advancing the craft. Because he has become jaded he can't see these new guns honing their craft to overtake his white ass. Except that palm on the lens that is overdone.

    • @donwisk5077
      @donwisk5077 3 года назад

      Lmfao where peter McKinnon at #flythepirate

    • @Donbros
      @Donbros 3 года назад

      I tried some recently lol XD i though it was something refreshing XD especially lens cover thing

  • @michellelouise4498
    @michellelouise4498 5 лет назад +30

    The shade in this is hilarious lmao

  • @carlospinto4102
    @carlospinto4102 Год назад +2

    you're a great example of Canadian dry humour. love your channel! would love to see a 2023 update of annoying transitions on RUclips

  • @MattGoldstine
    @MattGoldstine 5 лет назад +44

    You realise that from now on if you do any of these I am going to have to point it out to you.

  • @Atamaii
    @Atamaii 3 года назад +5

    Problem with the location change thing is you gotta clean up your house. But you have a one room apartment and a girlfriend so maybe that's easier.

  • @cryptoshi9636
    @cryptoshi9636 5 лет назад +23

    The scene changes suits well with your style of video making bro 👌

  • @DasPlayer2
    @DasPlayer2 4 года назад +5

    This video feels like it was made in 2009, but I want that to be taken as a compliment.

  • @DieselPowerLifter
    @DieselPowerLifter 5 лет назад +20

    I wish I had this video and Camera Conspiracies when I started making videoes a year ago.... I got way too overwhelmed with the more I learned and then more I watched. I gave up... It's not until a month ago since discovering CC and this guys charming awkwardness till I was like, he's right, you don't need all the fancy gear and cinematic B-Roll. Most don't have the money, skill and time for that! Focus on bringing the world your personality! Wouldn't you rather be known for that??

  • @CraigsTechTalk
    @CraigsTechTalk 5 лет назад +2

    Your channel was recommended last night. I have watched 5 of your videos so far. I love your sense of humor and approach. Keep up the good work.

  • @michaels8597
    @michaels8597 5 лет назад +21

    This is the channel that's real..period..hilarious...

  • @rodmunch69
    @rodmunch69 5 лет назад +3

    The crop and zoom literally makes me motion sick. Thank you for your service of pointing out this hack move, and lets hope people pay attention and start changing things.

  • @DeadlyDan
    @DeadlyDan 2 года назад +3

    Another thing not mentioned in this video but it drives me insane. Cutting clips so tightly that all natural pauses have been removed. It's just unwatchable to have 30 minutes of word barrage where obvious cuts are constant. I can really appreciate how you choose to rarely do it and when you do it's a natural breather or pausing moment. Not the middle of a sentence because they fucked up and couldn't be arsed to re-shoot it.

  • @dillcarver7731
    @dillcarver7731 5 лет назад +1

    Brilliant near distance selective barrel distortion effects within this vid from the start until 5:30. I love the curvy frame on the banana-door and the way the bedside unit on the right and suitcase are pitched down a 40% slope and yet the bedside lamp is straight up. I even like that your head has the lemon-squeezer deperspectiveifier filter applied; but my absolute favourite is at 1:41 when you whip out your foot-long finger. Brilliant. Please reveal your secrets… is it straight off the camera, do you have a comedy lens? Are the weird distortions added in post processing or do you exist in some parallel universe where the laws of physic differ from planet earth?

  • @NicolasWaldvogel
    @NicolasWaldvogel 5 лет назад +31

    Haha hilarious dude! Agree especially on the last two. Another one that's driving me nuts now and been done to death is the "positioning the camera really low and then coming into frame to bend down to talk to it at the beginning of the video". I'm looking at you McKinnon and Matti! Oh, or the black bars coming in and out of the frame to transition into a "cinematic" sequence. Takes me out of it everytime. Just freaking cut to it, we can adjust to a new aspect ratio!!

    • @jeffhampton7405
      @jeffhampton7405 5 лет назад +4

      Oh god, the bending over the camera bullshit has to stop. That, and the fact that every single one of them rides around on an electric skateboard of some kind. They must come as a package with the vlogging cameras.

    • @robinmeyer5016
      @robinmeyer5016 5 лет назад

      The black bars are fine if the point of the moment is to illustrate a technique, so it helps see the sequence as a thing separated from the other content. But just to stick it in for no reason-yeah that is too much. (Do you have a good example of one where it’s meaninglessly stuck in just to show off?)

  • @cliftonfameree4436
    @cliftonfameree4436 5 лет назад +2

    Alright, dude. You got me. I've watched a few of your videos the last couple of weeks and haven't subscribed because I like to be subbed to less than 10 people - but you got my subscription.

  • @ChandraPivo
    @ChandraPivo 5 лет назад +6

    BEST part was "placing the camera"!!! You really drew me in with your ridiculously slow talking and describing everything in full detail. Then you went and placed the camera outside the door and walked past it, then the elevator LOL That was great! Cracked me up! I also just recently recorded something similar to that very thing but that's because I want people to finally see how it is I do things even with a disability. So it's more of an awareness. But like you said, use everything in moderation. 👍🏻

  • @TonyMacina
    @TonyMacina 5 лет назад +1

    You can tell this channel is great from the fact that three of my favourite youtubers (Jordan, Gerald and Micro Four Nerds) are already commenting on it! Great video as always, mate.

  • @IjazMovies
    @IjazMovies 5 лет назад +116

    So making coffee is okay ? What about the fake “wassup everyone “

    • @IjazMovies
      @IjazMovies 5 лет назад +5

      Opa! Greek Taverna I’ve been snooping on him since when he was 2k in this channel and 50k in the other channel. He is one of the originals. But DONT take his advice in diet or cameras😂 just enjoy the show

    • @jay4627
      @jay4627 5 лет назад +3

      @@IjazMovies damn that's some solid advice 😂 just here for the laughs

    • @fellowcitizen
      @fellowcitizen 5 лет назад +1

      @@IjazMovies Yes, important advice. Technically, only the new Blackmagic is edible (carbon fibre) - you can chew on the others to tone your jaw, but be sure not to ingest them ;)

    • @BrianVlasich
      @BrianVlasich 5 лет назад

      Opa! Greek Taverna meeee too man!! Every single one of these 😂😂😂

    • @pquirk777
      @pquirk777 5 лет назад +3

      I am so tired of EVERYONE starting their video with some version of "what's up?" I don't hear people say that very often in real life.

  • @yeschefwithchadkubanoff
    @yeschefwithchadkubanoff 5 лет назад +4

    You are hilarious, I’m done buying camera gear for now but still watch any video you put out. Thanks for the great videos

  • @Provia400F
    @Provia400F 5 лет назад +7

    Surprising that they use super-crop even though they despise the cropped 4K Canon gives us.

  • @Hawtload
    @Hawtload 4 года назад +2

    quick tilt transition is the new hand slap

  • @pasapucha
    @pasapucha 5 лет назад +15

    Camera Conspiracies Rocks !! is a undestatement :)

  • @jigsaw1181
    @jigsaw1181 5 лет назад +3

    Seriously mate, your delivery is too much. 🤣🤣🤣
    Love the channel. Very informative.
    I think I’ll be subscribing thank you very much. 😎

  • @Manskeeeee
    @Manskeeeee 5 лет назад +33

    So how did the date go?

    • @fellowcitizen
      @fellowcitizen 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, did you get to first base?

  • @efont81
    @efont81 5 лет назад +1

    Admittedly just stumbled onto your channel and now I'm addicted. The self deprecating humor is very much appreciated. Keep up the good work.

  • @Panotaker
    @Panotaker 5 лет назад +94

    Just to piss you off, I'm going to start using all five of these techniques in all my videos, and I might even end them by putting my elbow in front of my face and saying, "see you on the next one"!

    • @JayWandersOut
      @JayWandersOut 5 лет назад +8

      Don't forget to say "We're done here"

    • @IAMDIMITRI
      @IAMDIMITRI 5 лет назад

      inbefore you getting over a million subs :P

  • @PizzlesTechTime
    @PizzlesTechTime Год назад

    Just came through to see where you got your start. I really love the genuine nature of your content. It's funny honest and refreshing. Thanks for what you do

  • @skene19
    @skene19 5 лет назад +5

    I stumbled upon your channel recently. Amazing stuff here man. Keep these things coming! You're hitting the nail on the head.

  • @HyunRalphJeong
    @HyunRalphJeong 5 лет назад +3

    Lost it at "I broke my zoom h1"

  • @dmalovic
    @dmalovic 5 лет назад +5

    This needs a part two. You barely scratched the surface. ;) My all time hated scene is the camera down low, and people roller skating towards it, or running to it and speaking down to it with bad AF and overblown sky. ;)

    • @IjazMovies
      @IjazMovies 5 лет назад

      Domagoj Malovic not all cameras have image stabilization 😀 And they carry the bendy leg tripods instead of a normal one

    • @dmalovic
      @dmalovic 5 лет назад

      Ijaz Movies I am talking about a stationary Camera and running into it...

  • @Levi_Allen
    @Levi_Allen 5 лет назад +6

    Safety first

  • @IvanKam11
    @IvanKam11 5 лет назад +4

    😂😂I can't stop laughing! I saved this video to my watch later, and came back to it every week to couple of weeks so I can laugh my behind off...

  • @bayareanewman1566
    @bayareanewman1566 4 года назад +2

    Techmoan recommended you for you tuber of the year (it was a reply to a comment somebody made on his latest mini disk video) somebody said “I nominate Techmoan as you tuber of the year” then Techmoan himself said “I nominate camera conspiracies” so I went searching for your channel, and I’m fully entertained!! New Subscriber!

  • @Guysontherun1
    @Guysontherun1 2 года назад +3

    To be fair I like the different angles of your un made bed -

  • @dakaraiward9542
    @dakaraiward9542 5 лет назад

    This is practically a tutorial on how to make better RUclips Videos lol. What are the odds that I find this as I've just decided to upload consistently ? Idk, but I'm grateful I found this channel. Your humor....10/10. Every time I edit, this video will be a part of my checklist for the final product! You earned a sub!

  • @bhabanism
    @bhabanism 4 года назад +5

    Why am I watching this again 3 days later?

  • @JuliusToltesi
    @JuliusToltesi 5 лет назад +1

    Not sure why this was recommended but so glad it was. Laughed so hard until I realized I’m trying to do every single one you spoke about lmao! Including The autofocus one in my new video. Dammit :(

  • @johnbanks9392
    @johnbanks9392 5 лет назад +7

    Please include you making coffee in slow-mo in all your videos from now on, that's my favourite thing in a video and I hate watching videos without that. Oh yeah and "PEACE".

  • @RaymondParkerPhoto
    @RaymondParkerPhoto 5 лет назад +1

    Literally just came from watching that McKinnon and Haapoja hoopla. LOL.

  • @coolcat23
    @coolcat23 5 лет назад +6

    Well put! Here are other reasons why many RUclips Videos are unwatchable:
    1. 1% Content: Video starts with irrelevant stuff you did, continues with irrelevant stuff you are going to be doing next week, then a protracted explanation what is going to be in the video, then some other irrelevant stuff. Then comes a teeny tiny bit of content, followed by more irrelevant stuff and a huge advert. A 10min video with 6secs of information. Blah, blah, blah.
    2. Addressing a platform: "Hey RUclips" is not a proper way to start a video. "RUclips" is a platform, it isn't even a group of people watching.
    3. God complex: "Hello XYZ nation" is almost as stupid as "Hey RUclips". I'm still just a single person. Your audience didn't gather in masses to hear their messiah tell us like it is.
    4. Role reversal: Starting with "What's up?" is not on at all. First, I don't know; I'm watching your video to learn what's up. You didn't tune into my channel. Second, it's none of your bee's wax what is up with me, OK?! Third, if I told you, you wouldn't hear it. Hint: RUclips is a one way street. Don't ask me stupid questions that I don't want to answer and you wouldn't hear the answer anyhow.
    5. Advertorials: Dressing up a plain advert with some puppy eye looks into the camera and some pseudo alibi tiny bit of criticism to make a paid advert (usually paid through gear) look like a "review".
    6. Agenda pushing: Pretending to present a balanced "review" while pushing an agenda like an elephant pushing an ant over a cliff.

  • @AllenRReid
    @AllenRReid 5 лет назад +2

    The first 2 don’t bother me at all. I’d rather see shot changes than one long static shot. Things that have gotten old?
    1. Coffee making
    2. Pretending to be asleep and waking up in the morning.
    3. Hand transitions.
    4. POV of feet hanging over a ledge or cliff.
    5. Standing on a cliff or rock looking to the distance.
    6. Skateboarding vloggers

    • @fen3184
      @fen3184 5 лет назад +2

      Number 6. 100%.

  • @georgedamis2495
    @georgedamis2495 5 лет назад +8

    That was hilarious. You nailed it. You forget the closeup of the keys.

  • @grimcity
    @grimcity Год назад

    I know this is an older vid, but this has me too hyped... I don't know who the first person to regularly cover the lens with their hands was, but it was taken from us old skate videographers... basically, we'd be sitting (or following) a fellow skater repeatedly to capture a trick that might last a second or two. Back when we scrubbed our tapes, we'd look for the hand as is acted like a visual marker to tell us where the acceptable attempt to keep was. Skate filmers still do it every once in a while to give a nod of respect to the skater after landing something especially difficult. I'll bet a decent lunch that a vlogger saw us doing it and brought it over into their own mix.
    We all also kind've appreciated how our big 'ole hands got distorted while being seen by a big-ass Century Optics fisheye (or Opteka knockoff).
    Great channel, man. Been binging for days. Super glad to have come across your channel and subbed. Cheers form Louisiana!

  • @completelystupid87
    @completelystupid87 5 лет назад +6

    I can’t stand zoom transition, whip transition, it’s cool when some creators created, but it was copied like crazy on RUclips. And drone footage for no reason

    • @pquirk777
      @pquirk777 5 лет назад +1

      Wait a minute now. Drone footage exists because flying a drone is fun. Of course most of it is unnecessary, but getting it is fun.

  • @michaelweichhardt
    @michaelweichhardt 5 лет назад +1

    the slow shutter speed camera sweep is annoying too as many people use it for transitions.

  • @jerrydesu
    @jerrydesu 5 лет назад +6

    This is what makes Camera Conspiracies channel stand out from the crowd. Always enjoyable! :)

  • @BrentRivers
    @BrentRivers 5 лет назад +1

    I was literally grabbing the mouse to click something else, and you changed the camera angle and location. brilliant.

  • @AccidentalBroadcast
    @AccidentalBroadcast 5 лет назад +4

    If I see one more car door opened, I’m writing a letter to someone so help me god.

  • @jeffhampton7405
    @jeffhampton7405 5 лет назад +1

    Whole video was amazing, but the montage of you saluting the camera at the end was pure magic.

  • @EugenBrinzoiu
    @EugenBrinzoiu 5 лет назад +2

    Agree 100%.
    I don’t want to bother you but I saw a new camera announcement today and instantly I thought of you.
    Sharp,8K.....and 5 inches flippy screen.
    That was something.

  • @designybits4709
    @designybits4709 5 лет назад +2

    You earned my subscription brother, your style of humor definitely grew on me. Keep up that good work man.

  • @WOODY-and-BUZZ
    @WOODY-and-BUZZ 5 лет назад +7

    This explains why Nasa never went back to the moon.

  • @jeremybeal23
    @jeremybeal23 2 года назад +1

    I can’t believe this was just recommended to me by RUclips. I’m a huge fan. People are still doing this shit in 2022 😂. I’ve learned more of what not to do from you, then what to do from other creators 😂😂

  • @PhotoBob
    @PhotoBob 5 лет назад +4

    Goddammit this was your chance to change the entire youtube by ending slow motion coffee making/drinking/pouring/grinding content!!!!

  • @dakipro
    @dakipro 4 года назад +2

    You mentioned four of five things I was planning to do in my next video!
    Not sure if I am more angry at you, or at myself...
    awesome content btw

  • @GirishKhatiwadaOfficial
    @GirishKhatiwadaOfficial 5 лет назад +6

    i just fell off the floor

  • @280nosler
    @280nosler 5 лет назад +1

    Did you film this is some kids room? I mean, I like the pink flowers on the tree, but damn son. I love that you essentially roast everyone, and everything,

  • @doncollins6465
    @doncollins6465 5 лет назад +7

    The hand covering the lens to finish move is so annoying! I can’t understand why so many youtubers do it. Great video.

  • @AmadoWildlifeVideos
    @AmadoWildlifeVideos 4 года назад +2

    12:52 projectile coffee moment followed by choking.

  • @will2steel303
    @will2steel303 5 лет назад +5

    Okay you need to do the change position technique, it totally fits your style! 😂

  • @alexathegr8
    @alexathegr8 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂 you’re hilarious. The changing different scenery in the house is my fav cough cough Matti cough Hapooja 😂
    Omg I end my videos with my hand, I need a stop 😭