Audioslave in the background brings me back to the early 2000s.. thanks Asmon :) hope you come back to streaming soon, but ofc only when you are ready!
I hate it how everyone in Austin thinks HEB is gods gift to the world, but when you look at the other options in Austin there's hardly anything. A few shitty Randalls and a fiesta. Most people have never even experienced a good market with quality service and facility standards. Go to those Krogers out in the burbs of Houston and you'll see exactly what Im talking about. In almost any other metro there's actually good competition, but in Austin the HEB's can be mediocre and the people act like it's a gift from the gods.
Happy Thanksgiving man. Hope you got your turkeys today. I know it's gonna be a hard one, but I hope you feel the love of the people around you and that it can still be a special day.
Hipsters in Austin hate turkey. If you're close to a Fiesta Market, try there. They have all kinds of meats. Venison, rabbit, and the like. Try Hot 95.5. They've changed their format to 80s, 90s, and 00s R&B/Hip Hop.
Damn I can really relate to this bullshit. They only have ready made chicken and max 3 turkeys at any time. But most of the time they only have chicken. Reeee
Hey Zack, since you touched on the topic of fat. I think you should update your info. Fat does not cause heart attacks, constantly high carb intake does. :-) I've been high fat/low carb for 5+ years and my blood work has been flawless ever since I switched.
That was too funny. I wonder if I get that ridiculous over petty stuff. The next time I'm mad over something like that, I'm going to record myself to see how much of a turkey I am.
Bruh, I almost recognize that HEB you're at by those trees, if it is the one I am thinking of that one is garbage heh Also, why not try Central Market? It's HEB's version of Whole Foods. Lucky for me now I'm in an area of Texas now, where if HEB sucks there is Kroger, which is just as good :3
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I live for the zack in a car complaining about food videos
This video is an aesthetic
hell yeah man
Unsolicited and uneducated advice. 👌👌👌
Balding , bearded, homeless man sits in a stolen car looking for food
best title ever
LMAO
yoink *mine now*
Well, wise men are bald....
Asmon taking GTA RP to the streets
A few months ago he was complaining about wow, now hes complaining about turkey. I think asmon is growing up.
WoW is so bad he is actually exploring the real world! This was Blizzard's plan all along!
Grinding IRL how fun.
Where is that character in the selection menu?
Turn this channel into a food review channel ty.
zack showing off his grunge rock taste, which is pretty acceptable and pretty 90's
grunge is corporate garbage.
@Tablesalt it's the radio
Also that's audioslave, 2000s
He also dresses like he lives in the 90's also. Probably wears DC Shoes
These are the songs I lived for in my teens and 20's lol
runescape is better than wow
no
Even WoW BFA got rekt by Runescape PepeHands
lmao
I mean It is not "dying"
lol
In Europe we only have one Turkey.
Damn I was confused
@@Berkay-xl4hu yeah cause its a shitty joke
Eh, I am not so sure (points at Germany)
we are also not allowed to grill them here :D
its sad
Absolutely unacceptable. I will be suing on your behalf.
Let's get this to the HEB HR Department immediately.
Zack looks a lot like that dude that streams on Twitch. I think his name is asmongold ?
Nah, I'm pretty sure your refering to his counter part, greekgodx
@@ianimations1656 your right.
Nah this is some guy called McconnellRet
That guy that 'used' to stream on twitch
nah youre thinking of assmongoloid
Blizzard needs to lower the cd on [Recipe: Raw Turkey] for the grocery store class
BLIZZ NERF DROP RATE ON CHICKEN !!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finaly someone talking about the real problems
5:08 his eyebrows go perfect with the one beat
Only zack can keep me entertained by ranting in a car for 8 minutes. We love you man, we need you back >
Audioslave in the background brings me back to the early 2000s.. thanks Asmon :) hope you come back to streaming soon, but ofc only when you are ready!
next week on zacks food reviews, burger king
Food review streams confirmed
Miracle whip
Vegimite
This is the first time I've seen Inside a lambo.
I hate it how everyone in Austin thinks HEB is gods gift to the world, but when you look at the other options in Austin there's hardly anything. A few shitty Randalls and a fiesta. Most people have never even experienced a good market with quality service and facility standards. Go to those Krogers out in the burbs of Houston and you'll see exactly what Im talking about. In almost any other metro there's actually good competition, but in Austin the HEB's can be mediocre and the people act like it's a gift from the gods.
Zack bringing the real controversies. Turkey vs Chicken
"Look at all those chickens." - Asmongold 2019.
Happy Thanksgiving man. Hope you got your turkeys today. I know it's gonna be a hard one, but I hope you feel the love of the people around you and that it can still be a special day.
What is the song at 4:20?
Fleetwood Mac - The Chain
@@jskip8904 top lad
What's the name of the song he hates? Couldn't tell in time.
J Morris the Review Guy korn shoots and ladders
@@Meraut66 thx bud. cheers! have a great day/night.
This is the hardest vanilla quest
Wow, reviewbrah changed quite a lot!
HEB stands for Howard Edward Butt for you non Texan folk. It's a massive grocery store chain.
"Just make more turkeys" OMG duh why didn't I think of that
"It's too much fat!" *eats two bags of Reece's Eggs*
Hipsters in Austin hate turkey. If you're close to a Fiesta Market, try there. They have all kinds of meats. Venison, rabbit, and the like.
Try Hot 95.5. They've changed their format to 80s, 90s, and 00s R&B/Hip Hop.
Best part of the whole video, when he goes I got grocery shamed. I actually laughed lol
You are filled with so much anger Mr Zack. Pls count to 10 when you get those feelings Mr Zack.
Today I learned what HEB is and that there are people who like turkey better than chicken. Today was a good day.
"Turkey are the superior bird"
That is some race-realism right there
Is he in his yellow Lamborghini! Pog
To be fair 70/30 is a good ratio for making hamburgers. Less than that and you will get a boring and dry burger. And that's no goodie good.
Put egg in the beef and you won't have a dry burger.
@@xSpooby I don't like being punched in the dick.
@@bleuoval64 Could do. But in my opinion a real burger should be 100% beef.
Lol i got a baldness add when i clicked on this video
bro have you tried the cadbury mini eggs? those are my easter go to candy and they come in a big ass bag
"Maybe turkeys run HEB?!?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😑😂😂😂😂😂
Woah calm down with the antisemitism
Jayos Art woaHh I read that as he said it wild shit
@@FrankyVanDamn 😂😂😂😂
The length of that neck hair is quite impressive.
0:05 How I felt when I realized you stopped streaming Bloodborne mid playthrough.
The song at 4:05 is Fleetwood Mac - The Chain ruclips.net/video/JDG2m5hN1vo/видео.html
Thanks Captain
best youtuber in current year
Melt the rabbits in a pot and pour them into ice cube trays. When they solidify just wrap them up in foil or something
Yeah Easter is rather late this year Asmon, you didn't miss it. Plenty of time to enjoy more of that commercial confectionery goodness.
Damn I can really relate to this bullshit. They only have ready made chicken and max 3 turkeys at any time. But most of the time they only have chicken. Reeee
the white chocolate eggs are awesome
I hope everything goes well with the streaming house god bless Zack and everyone
What is HEB and how can we stop it from spreading?
0:37 "look at all them chickens"
But my question is...
Where's the third bloodborne stream?
That last joke about the girl legit made me laugh out loud I couldn't hold it in LMAOO
Life is a struggle, brother. I'll keep you in my prayers tonight.
I’m in Austin too. Which HEB do you go to ? Location matters
Every other word...
Fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin...
Inb4 blizz gives asmon early access to classic wow because they miss him
AsmonShopper channel needs to happen ASAP.
1:08 "I come here every fuckin week for a turkey and every fuckin week I dont get it".. sounds like the fuckin Lich King. #IKnowThatFeel #BigOof
You look so much healthier than a couple years ago dude. Good for you.
anyone know the name of the song that starts playing at 4:06 ?
Fleetwood Mac - The Chain
@@jskip8904 Thank you
Audioslave- Highway playing at the begging brought so many memories back from way back when. Was and still is one of my favorite songs!
Ben Franklin wrote an entire essay on why the turkey should be the national bird instead of the eagle.
we miss ya on Twitch Asmon, hope you're back soon my man
I hope you complete the Turkey quest soon
Hey Zack, since you touched on the topic of fat. I think you should update your info. Fat does not cause heart attacks, constantly high carb intake does. :-) I've been high fat/low carb for 5+ years and my blood work has been flawless ever since I switched.
How do you buy all this on Welfare?
Fuck yes, keep me updated brother. Keep us all updated.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
@Puppygorawr Context. Lol stupid people.
what kind of car is that? its leather and seems small Audi TT?
The Moldmovile strikes again in its crusade for Asmon food
So turkies are like warriors and chickens are like paladins lol I KNOW YOU HATE US PALADINS
I hope the hiv treatment is going well for you, Zack. You're looking better and seem to be putting on a little more weight.
Got a fucking garden full of Turkeys here mate. All ready for the chop.
“Turkeys are the superior bird.” Also, fat wont give you a heart attack, but all those sugary sweets and grains will.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a person who prefers turkey over chicken. Conclusion: Asmon is not human, but still a ghoul.
His reaction to Kendrick’s LOVE coming on had me fucking dying. Had to pause the video for about 5 minutes, I totally feel it asmon
Gonna die of a heart attack from 70/30 burgers. Eats 2 bags of Reese's eggs
music in beginning?
it's time to grown your own turkeys asmon. in addition to your garden, you should do a coop building stream
this man is constantly flexing on me with his scuffed diet
omg THE CHAIN!!! 4:05
A living meme. I think he might be lost in it forever if he doesn't find his way out soon.
I hope i will one day hear some death metal from his car speakers...
i will start a gofundme for you brother, we must unite this is outrageous!
So ive been watching this guy play WoW for a long time and i legit had no idea about this channel xDD This guy is a fucking boss
You don't skip Korn WutFace
i love you zack please keep uploading IRL vids. Fuck the haters do you homie
plot twist: asmon doesnt know the difference between chicken and turkey
You should go laser tagging
This is the CEO of HEB we're terrible sorry for the inconvenience you experienced sir lol at the END GROCERY SHAMED
I never noticed before that his nostrils aren't the same size. Now it's all I can focus on.
That was too funny. I wonder if I get that ridiculous over petty stuff. The next time I'm mad over something like that, I'm going to record myself to see how much of a turkey I am.
Bruh, I almost recognize that HEB you're at by those trees, if it is the one I am thinking of that one is garbage heh Also, why not try Central Market? It's HEB's version of Whole Foods. Lucky for me now I'm in an area of Texas now, where if HEB sucks there is Kroger, which is just as good :3
When did you became reviewbruh?
The fucking STEAK strips?! The Tyson ones are disgusting.
turkey is literally tasteless until you bathe and stuff them with marinade and spices.
my favorite youtuber ZackRawrr!
"It's like the size of a dog." : D I lol'd. : )
use one of those apps that delivers food to you. You'll get first pick and they'll order stuff for you
Zachery Nixon H.E.B delivers dood
*neck beard* Can I speak to your manager?