You have the most unique style of playing DayZ of any streamer out there. nobody can make an entertaining 3hr stream simply staying as a new spawn* on the coast like you can.
I've always been more scared of someone that knows how to use a melee weapon or their fist then someone with a rifle or a pistol. The first video clip with the dude lagging with massive phantom range bring my ptsd back in my mind... Solid editing as usual
Love the editing, the gameplay, the humour. What you do with the game is unique Zesty & the game, for all its bugs & faults will always be a classic...
You should tie someone up and see how well they remember their inventory. For example take their shirt and make them name 3-5 items from the shirt and if they can't ruin it 😂 Test their memory on each piece of clothing containing inventory space.
Seriously, blocking prevents bleeds from knife attacks etc. ? What the fuck did the developers think with that. You should still get the bleeds but just not the direct hit dmg.
There's a chance to get cut when blocking light attacks, a bigger chance with heavy attacks. The blade you use and clothing/armor affects those odds. That was swinging a bone knife! I'd say it's pretty well balanced for an 11 year old game. 🤣
Ikr. I can't stand freshy hunters. My two friends and I were fresh and cooking fish in the church in Berezino. Three dudes with full gear came in and full autoed us lol. Why?
ZuckerBORG is ABSOLUTELY a lizard 😂😂😂 lol But the real question, polvo, your eye/hand co-ordination skills are beyond impressive and😂 unhumanly accurate, and it raises the question, was the BABY RAY BBQ SAUCE BORG planted on earth just to distract our attention away from the real lizards 😂😂😂😂 haha 🤔🤔🤔❤❤
Idk about that, but when i started day z (after alpha version) i only could go unarmed cos i didnt find no weapons, besides the typical 'pristine' shovel
You have the most unique style of playing DayZ of any streamer out there. nobody can make an entertaining 3hr stream simply staying as a new spawn* on the coast like you can.
What is S porn?
Sporn?
@@jamessteven9748 spawn*
Many RUclipsrs do this, you're just simping to get a pin or like
@@africanalchemist9165 fuck you talk about?
that reach with the baseball bat in the beginning was fucking insane
Yea it was😂
I've always been more scared of someone that knows how to use a melee weapon or their fist then someone with a rifle or a pistol. The first video clip with the dude lagging with massive phantom range bring my ptsd back in my mind...
Solid editing as usual
Especially with how brokenly OP stunlock is...
PTSD is a way more serious than simply just being scared of something lol
@@cocacolacan1550 I am assuming he is using exaggerative wording, but you are correct.
As someone who's never played DayZ and only watched, this is my first video of yours and you really make me want to play. This was too good lol
i was like you. its not that good when you are trying to play the game lmao. Until ur skilled like him, you will struggle a lot :D good luck
@@s_cuzz Thank you 😊 Been playing a few days now and I'm addicted. I may die a lot but I really don't mind i love exploring
This is heartwarming hope you kept with dayz and found a good couple servers to play
Too smooth, I love when you see their panic mode set in 😂😂 they try to run away but it’s too late 😅
The house in the opening scene is the type of house I run the PA on Kum Town as a radio station whenever I manage to not be raided
11:54 OH MY GOD This is gold
You threw a bottle at a wall made him think it was a nade. Fucking amazing!!!😂😂😂😂😂
4:15 did him dirty asffff. Editing is superb. Keep up the great work Polvo! 🤙🏻🤙🏻
Love the editing, the gameplay, the humour. What you do with the game is unique Zesty & the game, for all its bugs & faults will always be a classic...
great video as always, the sound effects that you use makes these situations so funny all the time i swear haha
5:54 pov mexico
You should tie someone up and see how well they remember their inventory. For example take their shirt and make them name 3-5 items from the shirt and if they can't ruin it 😂 Test their memory on each piece of clothing containing inventory space.
DayZ Trivia night Bonus round 😂 That's a perfect idea not gonna lie
9:30 The scream of knowing you’re about to die
Seriously, blocking prevents bleeds from knife attacks etc. ? What the fuck did the developers think with that. You should still get the bleeds but just not the direct hit dmg.
There's a chance to get cut when blocking light attacks, a bigger chance with heavy attacks. The blade you use and clothing/armor affects those odds. That was swinging a bone knife! I'd say it's pretty well balanced for an 11 year old game. 🤣
Straight legend to destroy those weirdos hanging around spawn with m4s and aks
Spawncampers are such pussies!
Ikr. I can't stand freshy hunters. My two friends and I were fresh and cooking fish in the church in Berezino. Three dudes with full gear came in and full autoed us lol. Why?
Zesty is a legend now. And it was all hilarious. I suspect the devs would be pleased to see such gameplay.
Amazing video :D guy at 14:00 died like Geralt of Rivia lol
7:55 😂😂
New redeem: "dont open the door" lol
Every time polvo does some crazy pvp shi my exact words every time is "no fuggin way"
When you teamed up and killed the geared guy on the roof that shit is what I live for 😂
I love it when he starts fighting and the heavy metal music kicks in 🤘😂
The Fable music never gets old
That grenade fake-out was insane
Those 1v2s were crazy 😂
11:50 killed me polvo brilliant video thank you
3:21 what was that audio clip you used? Sounds so familiar
Dang I'm playing valheim while watching this, and that boss music not even a minute in scared the crap out of me I thought I was dead for sure hahaha
Nobody?! 77+33 = 110!!! 😭🤣💀
Indeed 😅
The Rocky balboa of Dayz 🤣
That is the best bat play ive seen in history
Balancing the coast one burned kit at a time.
Bruh the Skyrim music at 8:00 😂
It’s so satisfying watching looted guys die by hand weapons or punches 😂😂😂
Especially when they're creeping around the spawn towns...
Just casually dropped a 4v1 with a baseball bat talk about a quad
the beginning is ELITE
anyone know where the song at 10:50 is from? My mind keeps going back to Drakan: The Ancient Gates but i can't seem to find it!
Oooft the goat drops another banger
Loved the cut to A clock work orange!
9:37 gingerbread man from shrek
Polvo getting Zesty with those Hands 😂
But can you kick someone to death while on your back? 😈
are u playing on officials? btw love ur vids
14:20 what the song..?
This was too funny. Great content bro
OMG the Halloween music I love it Michael is from my home state loved it keep up the great work!!!
Always love the content bro
That one was awesome! 🤣🤣I love all the different video game songs you use. How can I play day Z trivia night!?
The first clip was used in another vid or a short has it?
ZuckerBORG is ABSOLUTELY a lizard 😂😂😂 lol
But the real question, polvo, your eye/hand co-ordination skills are beyond impressive and😂 unhumanly accurate, and it raises the question, was the BABY RAY BBQ SAUCE BORG planted on earth just to distract our attention away from the real lizards 😂😂😂😂 haha 🤔🤔🤔❤❤
Nothing more satisfying than a 3 piece knuckle sandwich combo on a fully geared player 👊👊👊 🥪🥪🥪
i was going to switch to a different channel till that outro 😂😂
bro do you play runescape?
Polvo the Stunlock Master lol
11:50 bro 🤣🤣🤣
If bro was playing RUST he's name would be Mark F'aZerg
Polvo do you play on official or community?
Your videos are hilarious, and youre the only dayz content creator i watch that plays 3pp!
Don't open da door don't open da door 🤓(4:20)
Idk about that, but when i started day z (after alpha version) i only could go unarmed cos i didnt find no weapons, besides the typical 'pristine' shovel
Yo bro do you play on official servers? If not, what server is this?
I swear dayz has the greatest content creators
ma boy Pesty Zolvo with another banger
At least a few of those dudes uninstalled after that mess 😂
I dont usually comment on youtube videos but i gotta say zesty videos are hilarious 😂best dayz creator hands dawn
Your still the melee god, but i cant help but feel the stunlock is just a little broken 😂 your timing and anticipation is god tier tho. Cool video!
Subbed man - randomly found you. The outro.. hahaha
Funniest editor around
Brooohohoho that roof beat fown was fuckin gold rofl
BLOODY BRILLIANT 👏
you got good taste in elders scrolls music bro
OMG The edit strikes once again ahahah nice stuff Polvo
What is that song at 6:00?
Kino der Toten theme song
@@gpr6-tytan-dux616 thank you
Love the Runescape music in every video!! ❤
RuneScape music ?
Calling someone a nerd while playing DayZ is atrocious work
Never met a man before who burns loot and gives entire sets away because they purely enjoy punching people to death 🤣
Shhhhh next thing you know there's no guns in DayZ 😮
11:54 had me rollin xd
bro i once killed 7 players starting from a campfire tripod
11:46 Perfect 🤣🤣
Best Outro ever 😂👍🏼
Love you man. You're a box of fireworks that never ends. 🧨💥🥇🌮❤
One bat vs two guns
Bing Bong game is strong
I honestly thought I got a commercial in the beginning of this video 😂😭
oh man i love this edit in day z
Was half expecting some talk about Sweet Baby Ray's. Nice intro. kek
this man actually be a pvp god
falcon punch
Damn good as always!
I don't understand how some of these mfs can get beat tf up and have a whole AR 💀
Why do i never see you geared up? Why burn the ak and nades?
The editing is 👌
Hell yeah halo odst music lets fucking go
Can you do a dean hall fuck you im off to climb the everest? Thats the number 1 dayz meme
mr zesty thank you for making some good ass content it's a blessing 2 see those pristine mechanics on my screen
Day z b the only game you can take a shotgun blast n b fine
I love it when they talk shit, and almost immediately get their ass whooped. 😂😂😂