The Golden Joint Story

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @aleksinenadic4166
    @aleksinenadic4166 2 года назад +828

    “Adults in authority positions in possession of shit we want” might be the best line ever

    • @shiwera22
      @shiwera22 7 месяцев назад +2

      I'm 34 and I'm still like this 😂😂

  • @expiredchili4352
    @expiredchili4352 2 года назад +3961

    A golden joint sounds like the ultimate treasure to me

    • @jb1169
      @jb1169 2 года назад +89

      The one piece is actually just a mega joint

    • @jeremyclarkson9717
      @jeremyclarkson9717 2 года назад +8

      It's what every man dreams of having

    • @dankhill_
      @dankhill_ 2 года назад +4

      @@jb1169 lmfao

    • @dergrieche8193
      @dergrieche8193 2 года назад +1

      facts

    • @franzgunther2436
      @franzgunther2436 2 года назад +6

      I bought the golden paper from Amazon, but the j tasted like shit. Can’t recommend to use the golden paper

  • @Charrbonic
    @Charrbonic 2 года назад +1254

    ninye turning truly chaotic good with that call out at the end

  • @catsluvgamingr1454
    @catsluvgamingr1454 2 года назад +913

    Mah boi, I am absolutely so fucking baked eating some teriyaki chicken and this video made me feel absolutely enthralled watching the whole story unfold

  • @Brokeboy_Sticks
    @Brokeboy_Sticks 2 года назад +2319

    I don’t even smoke but this man’s videos are sooo entertaining😂😂😂

    • @notmrpronot3179
      @notmrpronot3179 2 года назад +17

      Same

    • @guacotaco4349
      @guacotaco4349 2 года назад +3

      Same

    • @yxxxnz
      @yxxxnz 2 года назад +25

      @Eugene Konyha i smoke, dont try it ull get addicted, only do if you know the consequences, it went from monthly to daily for me.

    • @yxxxnz
      @yxxxnz 2 года назад +9

      @Eugene Konyha dude i quit a while ago i can quit when i want to im just saying at the end of the day it is bad for you

    • @swolebodydaddy3816
      @swolebodydaddy3816 2 года назад +1

      @@yxxxnz fr weed is for losers

  • @TriggerhappyProjects
    @TriggerhappyProjects 2 года назад +637

    Highschool weed times have a 50/50 of being awesome, or ass. There is no in between.
    Love how you called out the content thief at the end. Keep up the awesome videos!

  • @maraschiino
    @maraschiino 2 года назад +85

    Honestly, being stoned at school is lovely especially during a first period class when everyone is way too tired to notice :,) (Also I love your content, keep it up bae)

    • @tempest_2222
      @tempest_2222 2 года назад +2

      when I went to school high literally everyone knew 😭

  • @john-anthonyparedez9483
    @john-anthonyparedez9483 2 года назад +150

    Golden joints sound so powerful. Like it’s the final joint that only snoop can use

    • @regan3873
      @regan3873 2 года назад +1

      What about Willie

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 2 года назад +6

      _Willie,Snoop,of Dog,Lion and Lepoard combined,Wiz Kahifa..and their bearded chancellors,the monks that they only know as Cheechus...and Chongus (no relation to Bugs "Big Chungus" Bunny of Looney tunes' fame)._
      The holy _Trinity_?of Tokus the smokus- _*__All-praise the Golden LaGanga!_*
      _May you all-be blessed with the Funyuns.._

    • @bogditussin
      @bogditussin Год назад

      50$ blunt paper

  • @PolythenePam0451
    @PolythenePam0451 2 года назад +153

    this story PERFECTLY encapsulates the trouble you go to for weed when you're underaged

  • @CountryChristmasCripple
    @CountryChristmasCripple 2 года назад +294

    Need to have a sesh with this man’s cuz he got some STORIES

  • @Veshremy
    @Veshremy 2 года назад +220

    willy wonka joint

  • @manhattenman6075
    @manhattenman6075 2 года назад +43

    im high af right now and this is helping me laugh and smile, dark moon blade dark root garden that is amazing bro

  • @austinvidz591
    @austinvidz591 2 года назад +72

    Awesome story I currently have a welded gold joint tucked away in my trinket box that I've had for almost 5 years now gonna celebrate with my lady at 10 years! Love you Ninye

    • @nikitalukashkin1573
      @nikitalukashkin1573 2 года назад +9

      Brother, what are your ways, inform me, how to properly store a joint for ten years?

    • @jakobbruno1172
      @jakobbruno1172 2 года назад

      How’d u make it ? If u don’t mind

    • @knut7362
      @knut7362 2 года назад

      @@nikitalukashkin1573 hopefully in a dark, cold vacuum

    • @austinvidz591
      @austinvidz591 2 года назад

      @@nikitalukashkin1573 resealable bag from target non leak proof and buy the Shine branded 24k edible hemp golden wraps ok Amazon of course I am a handyman and welded mine to make a solid gold pipe lining and filled it with some left over ghost train Haze hope this helps!❗️

    • @austinvidz591
      @austinvidz591 2 года назад

      @@jakobbruno1172 resealable bag from target non leak proof and buy the Shine branded 24k edible hemp golden wraps ok Amazon of course I am a handyman and welded mine to make a solid gold pipe lining and filled it with some left over ghost train Haze hope this helps!❗️

  • @heatherldutrow1204
    @heatherldutrow1204 Год назад +215

    Psilocybin mushrooms healed me . I can't explain it but my experience has been spiritual and eye opening . I also started micro dosing . It really helped me get rid of depression and anxiety .

    • @kathleenmcclenahan5701
      @kathleenmcclenahan5701 Год назад +10

      I've been looking to get my hands on shrooms for my anxiety and stress levels . Any one knows where I can source ?

    • @janithglichrist2994
      @janithglichrist2994 Год назад +6

      ​@@kathleenmcclenahan5701Yes dr.jeffshroom

    • @cathywalton1062
      @cathywalton1062 Год назад +5

      ​@@janithglichrist2994dr.jeffshroom is the best . He's been my go to for anything psychedelics and shrooms . He's very good

    • @MarkRoland-ou3qh
      @MarkRoland-ou3qh Год назад +4

      ​@@cathywalton1062Is he on insta?

    • @bizffatar5824
      @bizffatar5824 Год назад +2

      ​@@MarkRoland-ou3qhYes he's dr. jeffshroom

  • @tranq_8905
    @tranq_8905 2 года назад +14

    Nah wait u jus made a steak edible bruh

  • @parsifalkitty5109
    @parsifalkitty5109 2 года назад +54

    My golden joint from HS was a fat joint laced with wax. Whoo man im so glad I was in a dual credit school cause I was shlumped for a solid 5-7 hrs. Going home was a deadass fight.

    • @ihs200
      @ihs200 2 года назад +1

      "laced" with wax?

    • @lambo994
      @lambo994 Год назад

      @@ihs200 I think they also added in some wax that they use for dabs

    • @fishtail2616
      @fishtail2616 Год назад

      @@lambo994 whats a dab? Smoke a bit but never really understood that term

    • @lambo994
      @lambo994 Год назад +1

      @@fishtail2616 a dab is a concentration of weed that can come in a crumbly wax or oil or just wax and are placed into things like bongs or dab pens to smoke

  • @borglaw
    @borglaw 2 года назад +9

    I’ll be 25 in December and having these relatable stories to listen to while baked has me dying bro….when I heard of the age goin up to 21 all I thought about was the required suicide-missions needed, and taken, by our brave brethren to ensure we have the wraps we need to accomplish a worthy, common goal has only made the achievements we make from these breathtaking, successful missions only so more satisfying. You earned my sub

  • @n0bletv
    @n0bletv 2 года назад +15

    bro the way you tell these stories is like actual poetry

  • @ScottishTouge
    @ScottishTouge 2 года назад +45

    It’s weird hearing someone who isn’t Scottish say “SHITE”
    Loved it

  • @g00d3ye2
    @g00d3ye2 2 года назад +3

    Bro this channel got the best content I’ve seen in a minute it so simplistic but it don’t matter cuz it dat good.

  • @ccwaffles455
    @ccwaffles455 2 года назад +2

    you unlock the golden joint when you smoke 100 joints

  • @zionxxo
    @zionxxo 2 года назад +2

    Not Gwinnett place😭😭

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Год назад +3

    Bro. You roll the joint then coat the joint in the gold leaf, they usually use something like a squirrel hair brush to apply the gold and make sure it's evenly on the joint haha

  • @omarbasha8154
    @omarbasha8154 2 года назад +7

    Bro’s vocab is impeccable

  • @prestigemaster2510
    @prestigemaster2510 2 года назад +3

    100K btw congrats !!!

  • @yungmeanmug
    @yungmeanmug 2 года назад +2

    Your fromsoft references always make me happy

  • @youngviper10
    @youngviper10 2 года назад +5

    With 42 $ y’all only got one joint 😭 Omg

  • @liam9163
    @liam9163 Год назад +2

    I love how hes videos are short and funny and i can watch em on the lowest quality without it affectjng the video😂

  • @jennawitham8649
    @jennawitham8649 Год назад

    Not the “hurry before the plug takes a nap”😭 too good

  • @TheRock_t
    @TheRock_t 2 года назад +4

    hey man ben watching since u started the animation videos, honestly so awsome ur about to hit 100k you deserve it

  • @cicerothenekoknightplaysall
    @cicerothenekoknightplaysall 11 месяцев назад +2

    This video is golden

  • @ashtro8omb376
    @ashtro8omb376 2 года назад +7

    i was too invested in this story

  • @JamVar
    @JamVar 2 года назад +2

    "There are no mi-steaks, just happy little schwag-ccidents."
    -Bob Ross, probably.

  • @LOW_TITS
    @LOW_TITS 2 года назад +13

    a gold joint be sounding like the gods treasure to stoners.

  • @FleetofFire
    @FleetofFire 10 месяцев назад

    "brave seamen" 💀💀💀

  • @adamthompson5091
    @adamthompson5091 Год назад

    Darkmoon blade and the garden i love this guys humor

  • @OverdonePancakes
    @OverdonePancakes Год назад +4

    I'm so high I zoned out, had to watch this a second time 😭😭😭

  • @maxwellaiello
    @maxwellaiello 2 года назад +1

    I think Johnny Depp would be back on board if this was what the new pirates of the Caribbean movie was about

  • @WestGeorgiaAirCooled
    @WestGeorgiaAirCooled 2 года назад +2

    The fact that you used Gwinnett place AKA Starcort is hilarious 😂

  • @StupidBuffoon
    @StupidBuffoon 2 года назад +6

    THE ONE JOINT!! THE ONE JOINT IS REAL!

  • @ddt9292
    @ddt9292 2 года назад +1

    Yo them dark souls references i love ya

  • @luhzay
    @luhzay Год назад +1

    I see this after I had just wrapped 2 fatty woods in certified 24k gold sheets

  • @vinsemi9734
    @vinsemi9734 Год назад

    😂😂😂 that car drifted down the neighborhood street.

  • @The_lonely_stoner
    @The_lonely_stoner 2 года назад +6

    the "adams plug may take a nap" situation is too real lmao

  • @Zrb1aMoro
    @Zrb1aMoro 4 месяца назад +1

    2:56 ‘brave semen adventured unkown waters BOOTY’
    ‘Huh’

  • @christianbrown7959
    @christianbrown7959 Год назад

    "2K carrot" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cmbr133
    @cmbr133 2 года назад +3

    The fact that his stuff is so interesting to watch💯💯💯

  • @Jakey4000
    @Jakey4000 Год назад

    Your animation and voice is very cute, I love watching your videos

  • @phantombro8179
    @phantombro8179 2 года назад +5

    Ain’t no way he used that mall as an abandoned building💀

  • @O5-6
    @O5-6 2 года назад +1

    Congrats On a 100k subs man 👏👏👏

  • @JohnArchibald660
    @JohnArchibald660 2 года назад +7

    I love this guy. His humor is actually good, not just overly sarcastic comments like the rest of youtube right now. Keep doing what you're doing man.

  • @Ashh9
    @Ashh9 2 года назад +3

    Brooo that video of the day tho!🤩great video Ninye

  • @tecz5278
    @tecz5278 Год назад +1

    Bros asking us to delete and report his free exposure on tiktok lol

  • @htx_jay_y
    @htx_jay_y Год назад +1

    bro i couldn’t stop laughing while watching this zooted 😭

  • @banksgobrrr
    @banksgobrrr 2 года назад +1

    babe wake up ninye uploaded

  • @The_Gumby
    @The_Gumby Год назад +1

    GOLDEN BONG 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Saitanix666
    @Saitanix666 2 года назад +2

    was about to workout but more interested in your vids💀👍

  • @Zoro-bi9jy
    @Zoro-bi9jy Год назад

    Not the Gwinnett mall 😂😂

  • @DemisBlue
    @DemisBlue 2 года назад +1

    If you find a golden joint in a cereal box, you might get to go to see some snoopaloompas

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 2 года назад

      _Snoopaloompas..Now that's a sight-Lemme Guess; Either Willie Nelson,Seth rogan,and/or Wiz Kalhifa's Willy wonka here right!?_

  • @renplays2776
    @renplays2776 Год назад

    Ninye’s content is infinitely rewatchable if you’re high😂😂😂 the dark moon blade make me wanna play Dark Souls again😭

  • @noahdaniel1816
    @noahdaniel1816 2 года назад +7

    dude I just found your channel a few days ago & all I’ve been doing is binge watching your videos, they’re fucking hilarious!!! keep up with the great content my guy!

  • @LegalHotline
    @LegalHotline Год назад

    The mental image of men leaning over a stove inhaling weed smoke is fucking great.

  • @davidkabasu4579
    @davidkabasu4579 Год назад

    "Before man's hit his afternoon weed coma " took me out😭😂

  • @Milk_boy417
    @Milk_boy417 2 года назад +2

    Your channel has grown so fast keep it up!

  • @JuuluGaming
    @JuuluGaming 2 года назад +1

    4:18 YO I LIVE NEAR THAT MALL! It’s dogshit😂

  • @diekartoffel1737
    @diekartoffel1737 2 года назад +1

    Bro knows about darkroot garden (1 reason more to love him)

  • @Sir.Leek.
    @Sir.Leek. 2 года назад

    The fact you put Gwinnett place mall is hilarious

  • @imsodumbwhy2869
    @imsodumbwhy2869 2 года назад

    everytime i watch this guys videos i feel like smoking

  • @vbgfcdrtdggtfjhugyufry
    @vbgfcdrtdggtfjhugyufry 10 месяцев назад

    i mean at least you've got some edibles at the end of the day

  • @puffstastypuffs5192
    @puffstastypuffs5192 2 года назад +12

    Dude..I haven’t smoked in like 10yrs! Found an ancient stash,after drinking, rolled a spliff doobie..all I can say is I was down syndromed hard n Larffn me guts out so hard! love ya vids

  • @dmg2155
    @dmg2155 2 года назад

    Drug dog: 😠😤 ima get my boy drug test

  • @bobwithabase5534
    @bobwithabase5534 Год назад

    Rodrick makes my life 100x better

  • @Spyrex420
    @Spyrex420 2 года назад

    ngl bro this DID make me laugh at the end

  • @Whyamiheredotnet
    @Whyamiheredotnet Год назад

    Love the fact that it’s mentioned he’s in 11th grade during this time but leaves a elementary school.

  • @saykhy
    @saykhy 2 года назад +3

    based on the title this gon either be fire or nasty no in between

  • @TrialsOfGen
    @TrialsOfGen 2 года назад +1

    the power has gone to your head. im for one stan our new chaotic neutral prince. All hail
    mwahahahah

  • @Aurora_Animates
    @Aurora_Animates 2 года назад +1

    I had a bit of bit of a break and im back and WHAT THE YOUR AT 100K

  • @realrager583
    @realrager583 2 года назад

    BRO TURNED INTO DR STRANGE☠️☠️☠️

  • @blackwalk
    @blackwalk Год назад +1

    bro really wants cancer premium

    • @blackwalk
      @blackwalk Год назад +1

      @SheddyMan yeah bro it looks like you are using one rn bro

  • @jaxloveshisgf
    @jaxloveshisgf Год назад

    Had my first bowl of the day watching this video

  • @StillALivingThing
    @StillALivingThing 2 года назад

    Congratulations on 100K subscribers!

  • @Sappho_The_Kitten_Tamer
    @Sappho_The_Kitten_Tamer 2 года назад +1

    I got so excited when I saw the Bakugou jacket 😂 0:09
    Yes I know he’s making fun of it but just let me have this 😭

  • @cornycob
    @cornycob 2 года назад +3

    all that build up just for the weed to drop on the steak... Poor soul you guys are braver then ill ever be

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 2 года назад

      _Boys..boys.....Y"Could've turned it into Ganja/THC compound butter for the steaks-Would've been a far more easier way to distribute the Doobie to the steaks MUCH,MUCH easier then,also..._

  • @aislynndraconisart8427
    @aislynndraconisart8427 2 года назад

    I appreciate the animal crossing music so much

  • @IheartChrisSturniolo-hr5hg
    @IheartChrisSturniolo-hr5hg Год назад

    I’m so stoned rn and I’ve been binge watching his channel thinking it’s a show😭

  • @cones8
    @cones8 2 года назад

    Adam fr the hero of this vid got the car AND the plug gawddamn

  • @shmackedog2551
    @shmackedog2551 2 года назад +1

    Bro your vids bang so much 😭

  • @YOSH1CO
    @YOSH1CO 2 года назад +2

    what an ending goddamn caught me off guard 🤣🤣

  • @indian123jk
    @indian123jk 2 года назад +1

    The joint that has ascended to godhood

  • @maxwellgreene5848
    @maxwellgreene5848 2 года назад +3

    Update on the chains situation? I wanna see stoned stickfigures in the ring

  • @dovakris1062
    @dovakris1062 2 года назад

    Yo, congrats on 100k

  • @LeeozLewis
    @LeeozLewis 10 месяцев назад

    dudeeee its dude day tommorow stock up on the zaza bowl like the dude

  • @newgamingcompany7998
    @newgamingcompany7998 2 года назад

    Congratulations on the ads my friend, you deserve it

  • @itsjustme1122
    @itsjustme1122 Год назад

    Bro I’ve seen this vidio on my homepage like 100000 times and after I watch your visions but I’m just now watching it

  • @saintsimonofficial
    @saintsimonofficial 2 года назад

    Pls more story’s 😂😂 I love your story telling

  • @oflora
    @oflora 2 года назад +2

    i love that your videos are getting longer

  • @Nunya269
    @Nunya269 Год назад

    Now you just have an edible steak bro 💀👌

  • @kastislapinskas2219
    @kastislapinskas2219 2 года назад +5

    High at school was always good for me, i never got paranoid, all it did is make time pass faster and better

  • @piggydoedevlogs
    @piggydoedevlogs 2 года назад +2

    always a great day when ninye uploads

  • @parkdaniel456
    @parkdaniel456 2 года назад

    LMFAO, Gwinnett place Mall 😂😂😂