Using Glitches and Tricks to Beat Real Life

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @EpicCookie97
    @EpicCookie97 3 года назад +29163

    I'm an NPC, scripted to like this video.

    • @9HA5E
      @9HA5E 3 года назад +188

      *Beep* *Boop*

    • @sansnitizer
      @sansnitizer 3 года назад +22

      I see

    • @chenzhaowei2926
      @chenzhaowei2926 3 года назад +12

      Noise I did the same also , does that mean I’m same as u ?

    • @furchad3574
      @furchad3574 3 года назад +70

      I'm an NPC, scripted to like this comment.

    • @volgren
      @volgren 3 года назад +20

      Hi an NPC, I'm dad

  • @miller44
    @miller44 3 года назад +5521

    I feel like this is actually how Desinc travels and he doesn’t understand that it isn’t normal

  • @ACoderPerson
    @ACoderPerson 3 года назад +8271

    Fun fact: if you go past the height limit without a spacesuit you get to meet the developer.

    • @TheGreatHalberd
      @TheGreatHalberd 3 года назад +227

      big brain

    • @astr0head
      @astr0head 3 года назад +101

      I love this comment

    • @pixels3466
      @pixels3466 3 года назад +63

      The first thing you have to do to meet the dev in the fastes why is to uhm turn on the menu go back to level 1 when you get born you have to back hop out of the room and go find the food your allergic from or just find a knife after you find the food your allergic from you have to eat it in the quickest way possible after that you can meet the developer now

    • @fikrithekaneko4613
      @fikrithekaneko4613 3 года назад +11

      LMAO WTF

    • @ImLemon7274
      @ImLemon7274 3 года назад +8

      You mean Frank?

  • @SourceRuns
    @SourceRuns 3 года назад +9376

    This is pure genius. I loved every second of this video. Completely lost my shit at the axe to Japan

    • @broccoliman5003
      @broccoliman5003 3 года назад

      LAI;JE8SMAAOKFMDISKSL4)$)A:FKDL

    • @alnzn
      @alnzn 3 года назад +13

      yes

    • @PossumOnAVacuum
      @PossumOnAVacuum 3 года назад +17

      DeSinc is better than Msushi and Can’tEven and ever other rubber for SourceRuns

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @SourceRuns
      @SourceRuns 3 года назад +9

      @Frank Lloyd Wright yeah it was in Japan. Must’ve teleported there.

  • @DanteRavioli
    @DanteRavioli 3 года назад +2671

    Instructions unclear. Got stuck in Japan without a passport and am currently living under a bridge. Please help

    • @NovatrimAnima
      @NovatrimAnima 3 года назад +54

      Use bug

    • @helenehodges3789
      @helenehodges3789 3 года назад +117

      Reload from last save the game normally auto saves around the age of 13 then later at the age of 27 so as long as you don’t run version 1.3.2.3 or under it will be fine as they didn’t have the auto saves in back then

    • @theunknown6531
      @theunknown6531 3 года назад +24

      if your under bridge file 32719274934729914423686 you can slightly clip through the floor using a pickaxe, and pencil and you will then find a dev room with a 4 code pass, you can skip this by compressing yourself into the wall 4 inches to the right of the pass code as they didn't set up collisions there for some reason. Don't worry I tried this myself, and it works though I still haven't figured a way out without having to load the last checkpoint.

    • @Thatraiderswagkid
      @Thatraiderswagkid 3 года назад +5

      60th like and I wish I could help

    • @awanderingp3rson
      @awanderingp3rson 3 года назад +35

      If you still have the pickaxe, wedge yourself directly under the corner where the bridge meets the other side, and then step on it. You should be able to partially clip yourself into the ground after a few tries. Spam wasd/arrow keys to get out of the bridge; once you do, you'll be launched really far. Make sure you make a save before doing it though, because the direction you'll be launched in will be highly unpredictable. Quick tip, if you end up not landing in water, enter and exit the game(after saving). This makes the game think that you're falling from the height you exited the save, not from the actual height you were falling from.

  • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
    @TerribleUsernameAmirite 3 года назад +6778

    For a April fools video this is high effort af

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 3 года назад +12

      obviously

    • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
      @TerribleUsernameAmirite 3 года назад +43

      @Nem Gam Boi I was going to correct it but can’t be bothered

    • @𪛗
      @𪛗 3 года назад +4

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite same

    • @puh8825
      @puh8825 3 года назад +81

      It's probably the highest effort video that's gonna be posted today

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 3 года назад +24

      damn I didn't even think off it as an april fools prank
      just a normal desinc video

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 3 года назад +4193

    Well so far this guy's won April Fools.

    • @jeynarl
      @jeynarl 3 года назад +16

      When Google refused to play, this guy totally delivered

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 3 года назад +6

      After no further deliberation (and it now being the 2nd) I have deduced that this video is indeed the peak Fooling of April. Good jobb 👍

    • @GoodieM8
      @GoodieM8 3 года назад +9

      He won last year as well

    • @caranguejo2269
      @caranguejo2269 3 года назад +1

      you suck at cooking is at 2° place

    • @hasuuuu
      @hasuuuu 3 года назад +1

      Wait....this is not real?

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop 3 года назад +10886

    Instructions unclear, stuck in Xen

  • @banoofar8297
    @banoofar8297 3 года назад +2315

    Is this how lucid dreaming is like?

    • @aterrarian5863
      @aterrarian5863 3 года назад +58

      yep in a nutshell

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 3 года назад +41

      only without the calm commentary of what's going on
      Honestly it's fun to think that I had dreams of basically this 1:26 but wasn't in any way informed of game bugs like this at that time

    • @FlipThoseTitle
      @FlipThoseTitle 3 года назад +2

      This is so true

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 3 года назад +6

      Yeah. Once I opened up a door only to find a galaxy inside. Then the room disappeared. Then I disappeared. Seeing stars in all directions.
      It was the most surreal experience of my entire life.

    • @DontbeaGoof
      @DontbeaGoof 3 года назад +6

      Can confirm. It takes some time and concentration but once you get the hang of it you can fly, walk through walls, and other impossible things.

  • @abhisekbus
    @abhisekbus 3 года назад +601

    "If life gives you lemons, do a prop jump with those lemons to reach the next area" - DeSinc probably

    • @tuna3977
      @tuna3977 3 года назад +6

      instructions unclear, made a lemonade

    • @topminator1667
      @topminator1667 3 года назад +4

      instructions unclear, accidentally set life's house on fire

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 3 года назад +535

    I can never skip the dog in my speedruns. I know it's optimal to just glitch past him, but he's such a good boy.

  • @walula
    @walula 3 года назад +2764

    I thought we were getting an april fools joke but instead we got an out of season christmas gift

  • @Creaminaid
    @Creaminaid 3 года назад +429

    i just learned a glitch, if you fill up your bathtub then if you start draining it while you are crouching, then you will be able to swim on air and that can easily get you through the "locked in bathroom" part.

    • @the_gaming_master
      @the_gaming_master 3 года назад +7

      there is another bug, if you jump then crouch in the corner of a wall you can get out of bounds

    • @jaari2032
      @jaari2032 3 года назад +6

      @@the_gaming_master I tried that glitch and found an area with all the models and stuff

    • @CorMikeYT
      @CorMikeYT 9 месяцев назад

      I tried that bug too, I started violently thrashing through the walls and now i'm in this weird unused yellow place. Looks like a hotel, but somebody pissed on the walls.@@jaari2032

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 9 месяцев назад +2

      Why are you locked in the bathroom?

    • @Demiuuu
      @Demiuuu 6 месяцев назад

      @@sulphurous2656 You talking to me?

  • @SSCminion
    @SSCminion 3 года назад +4555

    This is the best quality april fools joke I think I've seen.

    • @aprcuulestdude9076
      @aprcuulestdude9076 3 года назад +82

      What do you mean April fools joke? Are these glitches patched?

    • @TobsterStrudel
      @TobsterStrudel 3 года назад +2

      Please go watch TheLockingPickingLawyer April fools, it's hilarious.

    • @frodo34x
      @frodo34x 3 года назад

      It's good, but it's not even top 5 for DeSinc April Fools

    • @robiimadot.9273
      @robiimadot.9273 3 года назад +13

      @@aprcuulestdude9076 unfortunatly yes, i used the axe glitch method to go different places, but now i stuck in Brazil.

    • @smuglife64gaming21
      @smuglife64gaming21 3 года назад

      Wdym april fool's joke isn't it real?

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 3 года назад +5390

    This isn't an April Fools video, it's a genuine compilation of some of your best moments remade in a real life format, and it's hilarious.

    • @poo2uhaha
      @poo2uhaha 3 года назад +373

      thanks for making that clear, I was genuinely confused at first (like, people can't fly! rofl), you must be some kind of genius to have worked that one out!

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 3 года назад +456

      @@poo2uhaha I sure am

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +916

      @@poo2uhaha don't inflate his ego

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 3 года назад +416

      @@poo2uhaha don't listen to him, do it

    • @xad1809
      @xad1809 3 года назад +94

      @@DeSinc decum

  • @viberadio3886
    @viberadio3886 3 года назад +3151

    “Oh no we live in a simulation”
    DeSinc: Initiate an accelerated back hop...

    • @godzillafan9115
      @godzillafan9115 3 года назад +76

      I feel like if life was a simulation, you know there will be people trying to attempt this shit all the time. Why try to escape when you can have fun like this.

    • @Ryan-jb7fy
      @Ryan-jb7fy 3 года назад +18

      @@godzillafan9115 There are people trying, you just aren’t one of them, they have their own simulation we all have our own simulation.

    • @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX
      @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX 3 года назад +9

      "WE'RE ALL A SIMULATION"
      *anyways*

    • @aceathor
      @aceathor 3 года назад +3

      He need a new graphic card because the graphics are ugly !
      Or it's done on purpose to speed up the fluidity of reality.

    • @catree5700
      @catree5700 3 года назад +1

      I mean, if you actually did this in real life, you do get speed because of how the body does stuff

  • @Jojo-on7pk
    @Jojo-on7pk 3 года назад +123

    jokes aside, deer following you around has to be some of the cutest shit I've ever seen

    • @liveguy1186
      @liveguy1186 11 месяцев назад +3

      I think it's a feature that god made like chickens following you after you interact with them

  • @josephstalin51
    @josephstalin51 3 года назад +2447

    I never knew you could skip the dog section that’s incredible

    • @blueberries8985
      @blueberries8985 3 года назад +82

      If you only knew that before sending Laika into space.

    • @tritonwe8937
      @tritonwe8937 3 года назад +4

      @@blueberries8985 lmfao

    • @cicco2335
      @cicco2335 3 года назад

      That Joseph is not a Mario Stalin

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 3 года назад +5

      Question is: why would you skip the dog?

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 3 года назад +8

      @@blueberries8985 I'm gonna ruin your joke.
      Stalin was *d e a d* when the Soviet Space Programme was going on

  • @3p1ks
    @3p1ks 3 года назад +1465

    Some people: were living in a simulation
    DeSinc:

    • @4stroh1gheg02
      @4stroh1gheg02 3 года назад +41

      just do an accelerated bhop off this cliff here

    • @morlordca
      @morlordca 3 года назад +24

      “Alright we’re gonna do an accelerated backhop, and spin counter clockwise as we grab the shovel and use it to boost ourselves onto this ledge. At this point the simulation is pretty much over”

    • @3p1ks
      @3p1ks 3 года назад +2

      wtf this comment hit 1k real fucking quick

    • @blinded6502
      @blinded6502 3 года назад +3

      We live in a society, not in simulation

  • @Hoparistic
    @Hoparistic 3 года назад +500

    Imagine knowing enough about a game to consistently make flawless game movements in real life

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 3 года назад +12

      time to learn the source engine in-and-out so i can break physics irl. watch out, god

    • @laquica5146
      @laquica5146 3 года назад +1

      It's actually pretty easy, you just need to hover the drone at an eye-level altitude to simulate that game camera look and record video at 60fps. also some clever editing tricks

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 года назад +2

      we will become source engine physicians

    • @Hoparistic
      @Hoparistic 3 года назад

      @@testhekid you got the right idea, but I think a physician is a human health doctor

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 года назад +1

      @@Hoparistic we need a better name for it

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 года назад +47

    Finally found this video. Might try the first glitch if I ever get stuck in a softlock, awesome video! :)

  • @proxleywirdvo
    @proxleywirdvo 3 года назад +1958

    I shat myself when he accelerated backhop

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 3 года назад +5669

    I hear the 100% runs for this take ages

    • @octane5648
      @octane5648 3 года назад +17

      ratio

    • @ireadysucks3026
      @ireadysucks3026 3 года назад +73

      aren’t you able to do it in 9 months if you just die when your born

    • @itsbageltime
      @itsbageltime 3 года назад +132

      Bro it takes practically a whole lifetime

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 года назад +3

      A lifetime

    • @harrylambda
      @harrylambda 3 года назад +16

      yeah idk why people speedrun the whole thing without breaks

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 2 года назад +46

    1:02 I love how he trips attempting to accelerated backhop

  • @lQuadXl
    @lQuadXl 3 года назад +749

    *DeSinc doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional.*

  • @PositivePyro
    @PositivePyro 3 года назад +575

    Guys don't try this in the newest version of real life, this is the release build!

    • @jonuhh_
      @jonuhh_ 3 года назад +12

      I'm gonna nuke china with these glitches

    • @fylthl
      @fylthl 3 года назад +1

      @@jonuhh_ nice

    • @fylthl
      @fylthl 3 года назад +7

      @@jonuhh_ turn them into a convertible too

    • @dasleben1636
      @dasleben1636 3 года назад +1

      ​@@fylthl LESS GOOOO!

    • @attackchopper2582
      @attackchopper2582 3 года назад +3

      I guess God has released the new patch.

  • @Jimsydonk
    @Jimsydonk 3 года назад +385

    Whenever I hear this guy's voice I immediately brace myself for the rules of physics to be broken

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 3 года назад

      Yeah for real wtf

  • @madeonearth3429
    @madeonearth3429 3 года назад +69

    have you done this with a drone?
    it looks sooo good lmao

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +50

      you guessed it

    • @rekto5781
      @rekto5781 3 года назад +2

      @@DeSinc what is the model of the drone tho

    • @moseni
      @moseni 3 года назад +2

      @@rekto5781 mavic 2 zoom

  • @henryboyer6425
    @henryboyer6425 3 года назад +1487

    I can't wait to see how DeSinc managed to do an accelerated back hop in real life.

  • @sebatini962
    @sebatini962 3 года назад +346

    This might just be the greatest use of a drone of all time

    • @kttkat
      @kttkat 3 года назад +79

      what do you mean drone? desinc is a professional and does his own stunts

    • @SweetMargonade
      @SweetMargonade 3 года назад +22

      @@kttkat he’s calling desinc a drone from his inhuman skills

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 3 года назад +2

      @@SweetMargonade what if we actually ask DeSinc to be do our usually drone-assisted projects

    • @orcus7877
      @orcus7877 3 года назад +2

      What drone?

    • @SSccoorrpp
      @SSccoorrpp 3 года назад +4

      His name is DeSinc an android sent by cyberlife

  • @plzfixthis2429
    @plzfixthis2429 3 года назад +503

    “The Japanese were actually Triforcing many thousands of years before 4chan...”
    This honestly explains a lot about Desinc’s mental state.

  • @francismoree
    @francismoree 3 года назад +211

    Unfortunately, all the tricks he showed only work if you selected the, "Explorer" Class and are in a First World Starting Zone.
    If you currently just finished the 18 year tutorial and are now in College or Trade School selecting what Spec you should go for, be aware that most Classes and builds won't have access to these high mobility options and instead will be crippled with a huge Financial Debuff for the next few years that usually makes you go back to your Starting Zone before finally being able to leave and get more movement options. In truth, It's really hard to beat Real Life with glitches, since most of them have a high chance of causing an instant game over if done wrong.
    For the players set to Legendary Difficulty and starting in a Third World Zone, just know the level grind will take much longer and the Tutorial is much harder. So hard in fact, that you may actually get a game over...in the Tutorial Phase. So I recommend a glitchless run for anyone located here, as it's just not worth rage quitting constantly from the constant game overs you'll add on top of the already difficult playthrough.

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 3 года назад +15

      Note that the financial debuff you mention only occurs if you happen to spawn in the united states

    • @Bonniegeek
      @Bonniegeek 3 года назад +4

      im already Level 13 bro just 5 more levels to go

    • @miyakothug3142
      @miyakothug3142 3 года назад +2

      Third world gang where u at :(

    • @mineirotv1930
      @mineirotv1930 3 года назад +1

      lvl 21 third world player here, i can relate to all of this.

    • @panconqueso53
      @panconqueso53 2 года назад +2

      You can actually do this in level 6 and other levels (You can't do it anymore when you reach level 12 because of the obligatory quests you have to do)
      It's easier because since you weight lower you can get sent fliying easier (You are also faster) giving you the ability to skip some parts that are needed to acess in other speedruns
      So basically being at level 6-11 is the best way to speedrun
      Note:the bad thing is that youre weaker in those levels
      Sorry if i mispelled something,i am mexican

  • @Numberer1
    @Numberer1 3 года назад +2653

    Oh so that's how you do it...

  • @RemiScutlet
    @RemiScutlet 3 года назад +3100

    it's scary how smooth the camera and editing is

    • @gus9351
      @gus9351 3 года назад +346

      It's probably a really good drone, or the footage is trimmed so it's always stable

    • @zeruela06
      @zeruela06 3 года назад +425

      @@gus9351 nah he just learned to fly its not a drone

    • @alertrcb-z5z
      @alertrcb-z5z 3 года назад +277

      There is no editing lmao he is just speedrunning

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 3 года назад +18

      Probably a drone to get the footage, then artificially stabilized in premier or some shit idk xd

    • @humanbread2619
      @humanbread2619 3 года назад +5

      I think its a drone

  • @Viddaric
    @Viddaric 3 года назад +764

    Man I thought April Fools was pretty lame this year, most of my favorite content creators either didn't do anything or did something lame and boring. And then this video happens and holy crap, you win everything forever.

    • @HK_Slap
      @HK_Slap 3 года назад +1

      Same lmao this made my day

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +4

      RUclipsrs when they do the "I quit" joke for the 900th time

    • @HK_Slap
      @HK_Slap 3 года назад +1

      @@ammagon4519 meanwhile their stans be like "aHaaHhA sO fUnNy I caNt beLiEvE I feLl FoR iT

  • @thomwalks
    @thomwalks Год назад +2

    Real life might be my most played video game honestly, it's defninitely not the best but it holds a special place in my heart.

  • @dutodoot4258
    @dutodoot4258 3 года назад +2789

    My god DeSinc, I never was, in my entire life, so impressed, laughed so honestly and at the same time being so entertained with an youtube video, well done

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +440

      thanks man, I'm just happy that you got a kick out of it

    • @oamioxmocliox8082
      @oamioxmocliox8082 3 года назад +4

      ;)

    • @The-blackghost36
      @The-blackghost36 3 года назад +5

      @@DeSinc wait he got kicked out of real life?

  • @jakubzeleny2505
    @jakubzeleny2505 3 года назад +4101

    I probably have an patched version. I can't do half of the tricks but cool.

    • @medmedmedmed_.
      @medmedmedmed_. 3 года назад +63

      yeah me too but my version is 2.0.1.2 but i still can't use this tips and trick. weird

    • @trailjaeger
      @trailjaeger 3 года назад +9

      You mean you can't do half life the tricks in the video.

    • @bright9329
      @bright9329 3 года назад +9

      Which ones still work for you? I cant seem to do any of them :/

    • @Edmund.
      @Edmund. 3 года назад +31

      Damn where can I get previous patches? Lately there's virus in it

    • @TheInevitableMan
      @TheInevitableMan 3 года назад +7

      You can't do half of them in life, it's 2 bad.

  • @myolobcorp
    @myolobcorp 3 года назад +10

    Also as the class "parkourer", if you do the 1st glitch while wall running on the grass that has glitched hitboxes, you can get flung at a whopping rate of 6942 miles per hour! Use that to get to Japan because it's really far from the spawn.

  • @FreddieTwenty
    @FreddieTwenty 3 года назад +1561

    I was not expecting that :P

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 3 года назад +2

      lmao same

    • @floofyy_
      @floofyy_ 3 года назад

      Surprised not many other people replied but eh.

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 3 года назад

      Lol good luck

    • @floofyy_
      @floofyy_ 3 года назад

      Ah crap, by tommorow there will be at least 30 people.

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 3 года назад

      @@floofyy_ yeah

  • @RDJHN
    @RDJHN 3 года назад +279

    Desinc is the most casual-creative person I have ever seen

    • @CongaYT
      @CongaYT 3 года назад +5

      Deadpan humor is his thing

    • @ampstamp
      @ampstamp 3 года назад

      * casually backhops through worm hole *

  • @Koni_35
    @Koni_35 3 года назад +965

    instructions wrong broke my ankle

  • @verlatenn
    @verlatenn Год назад +8

    bro really bought a professional drone to emulate bhopping irl

  • @TheEret
    @TheEret 3 года назад +1546

    This is so good! Great video! You won April Fools!

    • @spender7942
      @spender7942 3 года назад +10

      Eret watches desinc pog

    • @David_Z220
      @David_Z220 3 года назад +6

      Dude april fools? You mean legit Tutorial

    • @spender7942
      @spender7942 3 года назад

      How only 2 replies????

    • @herreiklar
      @herreiklar 3 года назад +2

      Who said it was a joke
      I mean I'm chilling in tokyo rn

    • @hassansabri6637
      @hassansabri6637 3 года назад

      🤫

  • @bradman7281
    @bradman7281 3 года назад +235

    I like how DeSinc puts the most amount of effort into April 1st shitposts. It's also consequently the only upload schedule that's guaranteed.

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 3 года назад +934

    When you realize his April Fools videos have more effort put in than his regular ones...

    • @darekols
      @darekols 3 года назад +20

      It would be meta if this video quality is part of the joke too.

    • @afallingtree9114
      @afallingtree9114 3 года назад +2

      i dunno bro, theres a few good ones out there
      this one for example is pretty on par: ruclips.net/video/0frNP0qzxQc/видео.html

    • @私の名前を翻訳しないでください
      @私の名前を翻訳しないでください 3 года назад +1

      @@afallingtree9114 Yeah nice try big guy, I recognize the link.

    • @afallingtree9114
      @afallingtree9114 3 года назад +1

      @@私の名前を翻訳しないでください i think your lying, i can assure you its not a rick roll

    • @私の名前を翻訳しないでください
      @私の名前を翻訳しないでください 3 года назад +3

      @@afallingtree9114 I know those last three "xcq" digits from anywhere BUDDY, you're not fooling anyone. I shall report you to the police. See you in court.

  • @qorso
    @qorso 3 года назад +49

    i love how for the japan bit he doesn't even do any glitches and tricks its just funny jokes about japan

  • @elite_synxontwitch8164
    @elite_synxontwitch8164 3 года назад +431

    Flying was invented in 1903
    People in 1902: 1:30

    • @kaestruukaestru9798
      @kaestruukaestru9798 3 года назад +35

      Damn they fixed that glitch real life sucks it's just pay to win now

    • @Meijinnn
      @Meijinnn 3 года назад +3

      @@kaestruukaestru9798 EArth fly dlc

    • @jcjcjunk1881
      @jcjcjunk1881 3 года назад

      @@Meijinnn aerodynamics dlc

  • @liamtroncalli740
    @liamtroncalli740 3 года назад +631

    1:43
    "What a shGOOD day to get to Tokyo"
    I feel like not enough people are talking about this lmao

    • @CoconutSevvie
      @CoconutSevvie 3 года назад +2

      ShGood

    • @Kian00
      @Kian00 3 года назад +9

      Not everything is anime over there, they have a rich culture of- oh wait

    • @exill3d
      @exill3d 3 года назад

      Yea

    • @jamess.7811
      @jamess.7811 3 года назад

      I don't get it

    • @dignityspeeder2092
      @dignityspeeder2092 3 года назад

      Desinc almost said sh*tty

  • @duuqnd
    @duuqnd 3 года назад +186

    You always put way more effort into April Fools videos than you need to.
    Thank you.

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +64

      no prob

    • @linuxnoodle8682
      @linuxnoodle8682 3 года назад +11

      @@DeSinc it is a problem. put less effort in.

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 3 года назад +4

      Yeah

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +3

      hahaha

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 3 года назад +3

      @@DeSinc yeah you heard the man

  • @icelotx1665
    @icelotx1665 2 года назад +2

    It's scary how accurate this is especially from a realistic point of view.

  • @balint6873
    @balint6873 3 года назад +579

    I think we can all agree every video this man makes is a masterpiece

  • @B_-.-
    @B_-.- 3 года назад +578

    Can we just appreciate how much effort this must've took.

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 3 года назад +33

      "So I booked a flight to Japan."

    • @mlgninja4503
      @mlgninja4503 3 года назад +7

      "And ive packed a gun with me"

    • @fen4554
      @fen4554 3 года назад +2

      "Can you grab the pickax?"

    • @ojojostar671
      @ojojostar671 3 года назад +1

      drones

    • @jamieh9466
      @jamieh9466 3 года назад

      @@EGRJ Lmao. "The secret behind Half Life 2's forgotten glitches"

  • @A1-914
    @A1-914 3 года назад +147

    the camera stabilization just makes this 10 times better

    • @xymaryai8283
      @xymaryai8283 3 года назад +8

      I wanna know what drone he used, because it takes a lot of confidence to fly backwards like that

    • @datsteves
      @datsteves 3 года назад +3

      @@xymaryai8283 probably just one of the DJI Mavics, and as long as you see the drone its just like normal flying :D
      the ones that have real confidence in flying drones are the speed racers and FPV Drone Operators with googles on. as they definitely have to nail a target with rather high speeds.

    • @xavierdavier9104
      @xavierdavier9104 3 года назад

      I really want to know how he did that!

  • @masterninjacoder9273
    @masterninjacoder9273 3 года назад +6

    I love the editing to make it look real and the drone flying :)
    good job

  • @badpiggiesfan6918
    @badpiggiesfan6918 3 года назад +474

    Im crying
    This belongs in a museum

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear aaqr

    • @badpiggiesfan6918
      @badpiggiesfan6918 3 года назад

      k

  • @AhmedHan
    @AhmedHan 3 года назад +505

    Instructions unclear.
    I clipped out of the world, and at the moment endlessly falling towards the center of the Earth in pitch black space...

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 3 года назад +10

      Just load the last checkpoint.

    • @justinweeb8145
      @justinweeb8145 3 года назад +33

      @@numbdigger9552 This isn't a single player!
      Initiate log-out, hit alt-f4, and come back in 10 minutes (physics refresh) and you should be on the surface.
      But be careful, if there was too much strain on the global server, your coordinates could be defaulted to Brazil, a punishment anarchy area.
      Still better than starving in the void.

    • @TheMAZZTer
      @TheMAZZTer 3 года назад +6

      If you're in multiplayer (as most of us are) just open the console and type kill. Unless you're in hardcode mode (as most of us are).

    • @teddly2277
      @teddly2277 3 года назад +1

      Just reload the save

    • @Baneina
      @Baneina 3 года назад +2

      You'll end up in the Backrooms

  • @njsn9_
    @njsn9_ 3 года назад +368

    "I'm just gonna skip the dog"
    You missed the good ending

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 3 года назад +13

    Dude you should try to wrong warp into the “I Am Error” room at the edge of the universe. It’s pretty easy, you just need to get the glitchy soda can in Greenland into the right position so that the next loading zone tries to load a non-existent map.

    • @lordjaraxxus5418
      @lordjaraxxus5418 Год назад

      Is it next to the restaurant there or the newly open cafe?

  • @no-wt7me
    @no-wt7me 3 года назад +668

    This video was such a gift.

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +119

      thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it

    • @cytro
      @cytro 3 года назад +1

      @@DeSinc so did i

    • @Robotbotman
      @Robotbotman 3 года назад +1

      @H.E.C.U what’s your opinion on freeman

    • @lighttank3905
      @lighttank3905 3 года назад

      @@DeSinc you should try super mario 64 because it has some game breaking glitches

  • @nonlebatteur
    @nonlebatteur 3 года назад +581

    Everytime I see his new video I feel older.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 года назад +120

    Simulation reality skeptics: "If real life is just a simulation, then where's the glitches?"
    DeSinc: "Hold my beer. With this goose, so it can fly with you on it."

  • @SoniXperias
    @SoniXperias 2 года назад +4

    This is my favourite video on the entire internet

  • @error-null
    @error-null 3 года назад +882

    It's the year 2121, we all live, sleep and eat in our VR headsets. Occasionally if you look out of the window you can see DeSinc flying through the sky at 300mph on the back of a goose

    • @jayflow3745
      @jayflow3745 3 года назад

      @Fedora Man I don't worry you still can die by the human hand death finds a way

    • @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion
      @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion 2 года назад +3

      and then some guy in a grey jumpsuit flying with a valve too, he just says things like ''whaddup son'' if you get near him, a bit of an odd fellow

    • @gameryeetboi3327
      @gameryeetboi3327 Год назад +1

      ​@@TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion not the place i expected to see a boneworks reference

    • @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion
      @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion Год назад

      @@gameryeetboi3327 expect the unexpected

    • @khannywanny
      @khannywanny 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion "Whaddup, s-AUUUGH"

  • @DiabolicalSituation
    @DiabolicalSituation 3 года назад +493

    We should give him credit
    He was frame perfect in real life

    • @RefoProduction
      @RefoProduction 3 года назад +3

      how many fps is life?

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 года назад +6

      @@RefoProduction 6699 fps

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 года назад +1

      @@RefoProduction sorry I got the calculation wrong, it's actually 6600000000000000 fps

    • @AIeNaz
      @AIeNaz 3 года назад

      300th like

    • @womp47
      @womp47 3 года назад

      he was using a drone so it must have been pretty easy to get the smooth movements and the flying in the air after an accelerated backhop

  • @abcdgaming2237
    @abcdgaming2237 3 года назад +488

    Never thought I'd live see a half life shitpost with my actual house in it.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 года назад +50

      Can I come over

    • @dexterity5324
      @dexterity5324 3 года назад +12

      This isn't a shit post

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable 3 года назад +10

      stop doxxing yourself...

    • @mcvoid7052
      @mcvoid7052 3 года назад +52

      @@d9zirable "I live in Australia" is not someone doxxing themselves.

    • @MrMarttivainaa
      @MrMarttivainaa 3 года назад +40

      Ohh man ohh man you've done it now some weirdo is going to check every house in this video and steal your shoes or whatever.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +4

    The wind in the microphone as you BLJ is so perfect. xD

  • @yoelgallardoortegon935
    @yoelgallardoortegon935 3 года назад +225

    Dude you're probably the only guy that puts the most effort on the same jokes and still makes them work

  • @SparkTSV
    @SparkTSV 3 года назад +144

    Im scared at how good this is, this literally belongs in a mueseum

  • @dirtytowel6741
    @dirtytowel6741 3 года назад +3865

    I like the idea that the world runs on some kind of ancient long lost version of the source engine. And this video perpetuates it

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 3 года назад +12

      Lol actually some one build this game i mean universe and he is planning to slaughter the ones who do not belive
      :LOL

    • @yigakong1187
      @yigakong1187 3 года назад +27

      Are you saying it isn’t?

    • @Tonithemeloni04
      @Tonithemeloni04 3 года назад +17

      Creation Engine. Just wait to get tested into the sky or see mammoths falling onto you

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 года назад +10

      @@Tonithemeloni04 its ok, humans are developing a way to delete the skybox as we speak

    • @Tonithemeloni04
      @Tonithemeloni04 3 года назад +2

      @@_mossy_8520 uh ohhhhh

  • @xean1105
    @xean1105 3 года назад +165

    Even reality can’t escape for this man.

  • @unverifiedapk
    @unverifiedapk 3 года назад +4

    Nice touch with the 「」on the 「LOUD GAMING」

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 года назад +989

    Once I was an explorer like you....

    • @anhnguyen-vs7fh
      @anhnguyen-vs7fh 3 года назад +36

      but then I took an arrow in the knee

    • @dernotarzt5549
      @dernotarzt5549 3 года назад +4

      ayy, clemens. du auch hier ? :D

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 3 года назад +13

      @@anhnguyen-vs7fh *but then I took a can in the goose...

    • @spycrabgaming477
      @spycrabgaming477 3 года назад +2

      FunFact in falloit 4 there is a rare chance for them to say " Shit! I took a bullet to the knee!" When they takr damage

    • @aufladekabel83
      @aufladekabel83 3 года назад +1

      Jo.

  • @Danphiroud
    @Danphiroud 3 года назад +59

    I usually spend a bit more time on the dog section because he is a good boy and deserves some treats.

  • @ArustwatDaGoat
    @ArustwatDaGoat 3 года назад +809

    can we appreciate his dedication to fly at such high speed just to entertain us

  • @DSpeed.
    @DSpeed. 2 года назад +2

    I love how many references there are in this.

  • @ベルガー-s2q
    @ベルガー-s2q 3 года назад +646

    I am Japanese. This video correctly summarizes the features of Japan. How nice

    • @Crowph
      @Crowph 3 года назад +29

      Wait, this happens daily? 1:34

    • @Arkar-pl9ku
      @Arkar-pl9ku 3 года назад +48

      @@Crowph honestly, depending on where you are, that may be more than once a day.

    • @tr4shpanda
      @tr4shpanda 3 года назад +4

      how do i skip your cutscene again he didn't go over it in this vid

    • @ieldore
      @ieldore 3 года назад +4

      how rice

    • @mischievousone3421
      @mischievousone3421 3 года назад +3

      just waiting on the "Pandemic's End" DLC so i can join you in japan

  • @Midolir
    @Midolir 3 года назад +64

    I'm not even sure if this passes as an April Fools joke. This is just too well made and creative for a Desinc joke

  • @BluecoreG
    @BluecoreG 3 года назад +2119

    Dang it! Don't look at the movement of the water. It breaks immersion.

  • @sarifecp4835
    @sarifecp4835 Год назад +6

    This is the exact depiction of weird dreams you remember but cannot explain 🤣🌌

  • @nekyo-ko
    @nekyo-ko 3 года назад +180

    Imagine you just seeing random people with camera that just flying backwards

  • @YamiZee
    @YamiZee 3 года назад +1093

    I'm just wondering how he bypassed the fall damage collision checks

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +636

      always land in water

    • @supergamer1
      @supergamer1 3 года назад +29

      @@DeSinc no land in lava also breaks your fall and make sure to noclip inside the house so you can duplicate the can and fly

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 3 года назад +10

      @@supergamer1 Sire but the backrooms

    • @supergamer1
      @supergamer1 3 года назад +14

      @@whyudoit4009 just clip out of them and do a double back flip on the can then get back to the map using a convientily placed goose give it the can and then keep taking it away from the goose to duplicate the can

    • @mario85_gaming
      @mario85_gaming 3 года назад +3

      @@DeSinc Wait skatebird is out

  • @choke-
    @choke- 3 года назад +59

    This is 100% the best April Fool's video I've seen so far

  • @mersilvaureus1525
    @mersilvaureus1525 3 года назад +9

    I'll use this on my second playthrough. Gonna do my blind playthrough vanilla

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 года назад +241

    Elon Musk: *"We live in the Matrix."*
    DeSinc: **acknowledges statement in cross-continental accelerated backhop**

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 3 года назад +3

      WB's Depiction Of Neo Flying Is an Oversimplification, DeSinc Shows Us How Its Actually Done

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 3 года назад +93

    1:59 yeah the pachinko sections in japan have an audio glitch where they play all sounds at once.

    • @aprilfools7771
      @aprilfools7771 3 года назад +4

      If u bring pickacks in the gaming place the audio will stop

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 3 года назад +2

      Just type stopsound in console lol

    • @TheGreatHalberd
      @TheGreatHalberd 3 года назад

      @@aprilfools7771 Same happens if you have any guns at the time.

  • @DoctorTillinghast
    @DoctorTillinghast 3 года назад +37

    Someone: You can't backwards longjump away from your problems
    DeSinc:

  • @tansantiagojosekurniawan3217
    @tansantiagojosekurniawan3217 3 года назад +78

    "Just gonna back hop away from the deer-"
    Deer : *"man's zooming wtf"*

  • @funkywasit
    @funkywasit 3 года назад +241

    imagine watching someone getting chased by a deer and then they start getting faster and faster away

    • @zebitus5731
      @zebitus5731 3 года назад +1

      i made this comment from 99 100 likes

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 года назад +6

      And just start fucking flying faster than a plane

    • @thewrongdrugs
      @thewrongdrugs 3 года назад +5

      that clip rly confused me. I really wanna see the behind-the-scenes for this video lol

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 года назад +4

      @@thewrongdrugs It has to be a drone, a few edits and a couple of travels around the world

    • @thewrongdrugs
      @thewrongdrugs 3 года назад +3

      @@mistalemontrout8659 I mean yeah, but he makes it seem so real. maybe he programmed in bobbing 😛

  • @deathward4
    @deathward4 3 года назад +179

    If a 10/10 video existed, this would be it.

  • @justsaymike3370
    @justsaymike3370 3 года назад +28

    *Pulls up at a park*
    “So this is where the game really opens up”

  • @しゅうまい-m9h
    @しゅうまい-m9h 3 года назад +6

    I'm watching from Japan. Your video is very interesting. :)

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +3

      ありがとうね ( ・ω・)

  • @panjak323
    @panjak323 3 года назад +179

    How the hell did you do that

  • @NoviRacoon
    @NoviRacoon 3 года назад +46

    that was perfect, I had a stupid child smile the whole video thanks DeSinc you just made my shit day better.

    • @NoviRacoon
      @NoviRacoon 3 года назад

      yay i just noticed i got noticed

  • @A_R_V_I_N
    @A_R_V_I_N 3 года назад +53

    At a job interview:
    Interviewer: It says here on your resume that you're always punctual. How would you back that up?
    DeSinc: **takes out pickaxe**
    Interviewer: holyshit fam, you're hired!

  • @AdminHouse
    @AdminHouse 3 года назад +25

    Man, I remember this version of Real Life! I remember when my Mother Figure started walking off a bridge and walking in the air, and then T-posing before going into a fall animation. That’s how I lost my mother figure in that run!

  • @Lpuemcfoo
    @Lpuemcfoo 3 года назад +50

    "so I don't really like waiting in line but luckily I have this palate so at this point it's pretty much over"

  • @xonxt
    @xonxt 3 года назад +151

    You missed the "squad indicator" when the deer were following you. Would've been funnier.

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 года назад +68

      damn, didn't even think of that

  • @JukesMcGee
    @JukesMcGee 3 года назад +81

    This is the only reason why april fools is even relevant anymore in my mind.

  • @DesolateLavender
    @DesolateLavender 2 года назад +6

    Honestly, this is an amazing video. Just so well thought out.

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  2 года назад +6

      Thanks! I wish I filmed more ideas before I finished it up but I'm glad it was so liked all the same.