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  • @ArtOfDyingWell
    @ArtOfDyingWell 4 месяца назад +1400

    NGL I laughed out loud when I read "they're learning the ways of the white people"

    • @Agent_3141
      @Agent_3141 4 месяца назад +139

      We should introduce them to anime next

    • @ՓvՓ
      @ՓvՓ 4 месяца назад +106

      @@Agent_3141 nah show em a drone lightshow and become their gods

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +63

      ​@@Agent_3141No. They've already been damaged enough.

    • @Spiritstage
      @Spiritstage 4 месяца назад +17

      @@Agent_3141fuck no

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 4 месяца назад +29

      @@Agent_3141why do you hate them so much? 😂

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 4 месяца назад +1607

    They got brainrotted. Truly sad to see.

    • @mechboltxl4591
      @mechboltxl4591 4 месяца назад +2

      Thanks to the j*ws

    • @quackywhackityphillyb.3005
      @quackywhackityphillyb.3005 4 месяца назад +36

      he said 1 minute after the video uploaded....

    • @Badookum
      @Badookum 4 месяца назад +48

      @@quackywhackityphillyb.3005 You do realise this story has been out for a while now?

    • @basedcommentor
      @basedcommentor 4 месяца назад

      This story is 9 months old. Get with the times.​@@quackywhackityphillyb.3005

    • @quackywhackityphillyb.3005
      @quackywhackityphillyb.3005 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Badookum naw theres no way this guy actually reads articles...

  • @jeanthemachine007
    @jeanthemachine007 4 месяца назад +1032

    They done turned into a goon tribe. What a sad fate 😭

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 месяца назад +42

      That's only for the young members.
      It makes perfect sense for the members with the least developed brains to be the most negatively affected.

    • @lazcoroner1483
      @lazcoroner1483 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Raccon_Detective.here you are again…

    • @NRGsensation
      @NRGsensation 4 месяца назад +25

      Goon tribe 🤣🤣

    • @angeloluna529
      @angeloluna529 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Raccon_Detective.Anyone is a gooner, even old perverts from across the street are gooners too.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +63

      People r joking about it but this whole situation is honestly pretty sad.

  • @harryc657
    @harryc657 4 месяца назад +214

    Tribe leader: I have here is access to a world of information and knowledge that will help us advance our tribe. We can pull up and look up anything, and this strange device will show it.
    Tribes people: ...Anything?

  • @therealmr.incredible3179
    @therealmr.incredible3179 4 месяца назад +702

    The Dopamine hit would be CRAAAAAAZYYYYY!

    • @Munchkinlord27
      @Munchkinlord27 4 месяца назад +30

      My first thought too 😅

    • @awesomecat
      @awesomecat 4 месяца назад +8

      Truly uncanny.

    • @therealmr.incredible3179
      @therealmr.incredible3179 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Munchkinlord27 Got a weird one for ya, What life advice would you give to someone who just turned 18?

    • @therealmr.incredible3179
      @therealmr.incredible3179 4 месяца назад

      @@awesomecat What life advice would you give to someone who just turned 18
      (Could or could not be me)

    • @fbi2522
      @fbi2522 4 месяца назад

      ​@@therealmr.incredible3179find happiness

  • @GABSTER13B
    @GABSTER13B 4 месяца назад +241

    Legit a vault tech experiment

    • @slidersides
      @slidersides 4 месяца назад +37

      “What if we put tribe people in a vault BUT gave them internet access BUT everytime they goon to corn we’ll pump hallucinogenic gas into the halls”

    • @TheExtraordinarySaiyan0709
      @TheExtraordinarySaiyan0709 4 месяца назад +11

      Elon Is becoming Valt-Tek 2.0

    • @theperson_12
      @theperson_12 4 месяца назад

      @@slidersides I'm pretty sure the hallucinations wouldn't hinder their goon sesh....

  • @Russian_Waifu
    @Russian_Waifu 4 месяца назад +1568

    The internet is both the greatest and worst thing humanity has invented.

    • @ViperBlade42
      @ViperBlade42 4 месяца назад +92

      Much like any tool, it can be used in a good way or a bad way

    • @audreyharris7643
      @audreyharris7643 4 месяца назад +6

      Same

    • @Tpforbunghole
      @Tpforbunghole 4 месяца назад +6

      Swear, literally lol

    • @CyberMutoh
      @CyberMutoh 4 месяца назад +4

      that is why i love it

    • @welkingd2882
      @welkingd2882 4 месяца назад +5

      @Russian_Waifu How did you manage to get so many likes in both of your accounts. Iknow @Just_a_turtle_chad is your alt bud.

  • @TheWizardGamez
    @TheWizardGamez 4 месяца назад +143

    Gets instant access to Twitter 24/7. Immediately starts gooning

  • @chefffs
    @chefffs 4 месяца назад +762

    Imagine wanting to make stuff and improve your society, only to realize the rest of the world has already done everything you've thought about but 100x better.

    • @jonathanmendez310
      @jonathanmendez310 4 месяца назад +39

      Idk me personally these kinda tribes shouldn't even exist its 2024 bruh but idk thats just me an im Mt judgememt isn't always good so ye

    • @chefffs
      @chefffs 4 месяца назад +125

      @@jonathanmendez310 did you just discredit your own opinion

    • @sportaflop169
      @sportaflop169 4 месяца назад +96

      @@jonathanmendez310 your right about one thing your judgement isn't always good

    • @MitchellTheMitch
      @MitchellTheMitch 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@chefffsYes, any more questions?

    • @BatmanBeyondBelief
      @BatmanBeyondBelief 4 месяца назад +26

      @@jonathanmendez310do you have a reason why they shouldnt exist that doesnt revolve around an opinion

  • @heyitsquang285
    @heyitsquang285 4 месяца назад +819

    This is why you don’t give unlimited power to someone who’s never tasted power in the first place.

    • @supertonyjr8903
      @supertonyjr8903 4 месяца назад +90

      My thoughts exactly, you can't just come to a secluded village and drop (in practical terms) infinite knowledge and entertainment

    • @aroach7461
      @aroach7461 4 месяца назад +13

      that's like literally everyone living in the modern world. Mainly Twitter or reddit.

    • @heyitsquang285
      @heyitsquang285 4 месяца назад +24

      @@aroach7461 I don’t mean it literally dude. I just mean that growing up first world people were eased into tech.
      This is 0 to 100, no wonder they’re addicted.

    • @aroach7461
      @aroach7461 4 месяца назад +6

      @heyitsquang285 like handing an iPad to Lil bro 💀

    • @heyitsquang285
      @heyitsquang285 4 месяца назад +11

      @@aroach7461 I mean at least for us older gen z people we started with cable and worked our way up. These IPad kids ain’t it.

  • @iambilly1134
    @iambilly1134 4 месяца назад +511

    Sounds like a South Park episode

    • @iriswav7379
      @iriswav7379 4 месяца назад +12

      True

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 4 месяца назад +14

      It’ll be fire when the special comes out

    • @Tgrey808
      @Tgrey808 4 месяца назад

      Bunch of randys on their chairs when elon musk goes to check in on them 😂

    • @69Kazeshini
      @69Kazeshini 4 месяца назад

      ​@DamionClaps "Oh it was a spoopy ghost"

  • @totaldramagamer5521
    @totaldramagamer5521 4 месяца назад +180

    This is a great showcase of two things.
    1. The internet has been and always will be a Pandora's Box you NEED to teach children (and adults) to understand its implications.
    2. The world gravitates towards established countries and leaves behind the less developed. The 'brain sink' theory is literally playing before our eyes. So many of them now have dreams of leaving their homes and aspiring to go somewhere else. When such possibilities exist, why would they stay where they are?
    Of course the elders are terrified, suddenly a majority of the younger generation doesn't want what they have to offer.

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 4 месяца назад +27

      Because they elders have little to nothing to offer. They have seen what the world at large has to offer and now want part not to be left behind. That is not a bad thing

    • @StoopidMonkey06
      @StoopidMonkey06 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@GhoulishGash Absolutely. I also think the traditions of the tribe can still bring great value. But there are also great things in the whole world that the youth do not want to leave unexplored. I think there should be a balance that both the elders and the youth can be content with.

    • @increase8849
      @increase8849 4 месяца назад +6

      @@StoopidMonkey06 they likely wont fully abandon the tradition but it will be less important

    • @notreallyafamousartist695
      @notreallyafamousartist695 4 месяца назад

      @@increase8849give it 50 years and it’ll all be gone

  • @thatonebear6848
    @thatonebear6848 4 месяца назад +429

    It's wild they thought it'd be a good idea to give them internet.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 месяца назад +60

      It was for they could call for help, communication, and education.
      This is what happens when you give kids unlimited access to the internet.

    • @thatonebear6848
      @thatonebear6848 4 месяца назад +25

      @Raccon_Detective. I mean, I figured, but it should have been limited from the get-go, so it couldn't have a major effect on the tribes.

    • @slidersides
      @slidersides 4 месяца назад +13

      @@Raccon_Detective.but they didn’t really ask for it they kinda just forced it on to them like the colonizers did when they forced their religion onto the natives

    • @rrtttfthxg2143
      @rrtttfthxg2143 4 месяца назад

      @@slidersides okay? You must’ve learnt the ways of black people.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 4 месяца назад +30

      What’s more wild is giving them FFREE internet while you have to pay for yours..
      it’s funny they always give free stuff to peole that don’t’ really want it to begin with.. but don’t give it to the masses that in teh city etc.

  • @lazcoroner1483
    @lazcoroner1483 4 месяца назад +281

    This story is absolutely hysterical to me.

    • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца
      @КГБКолДжорджКостанца 4 месяца назад +30

      ​@@DONNY_LUX dude the story has been viral for days, everybody has made videos on it before....

    • @KajunSpxcy
      @KajunSpxcy 4 месяца назад

      @@DONNY_LUXWait till you find out how Optimus finds his info to make videos

    • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
      @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 4 месяца назад +13

      @@DONNY_LUX
      This story has been around for a couple days, dude probably read an article about it before Optimus made this video covering it

    • @ishitthenigiggle
      @ishitthenigiggle 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DONNY_LUX brotherman the story has been around for a while it's hilarious 😂

    • @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
      @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk 4 месяца назад

      @@DONNY_LUX Optimus isn't the only content creator...

  • @doomfanboy9413
    @doomfanboy9413 4 месяца назад +217

    if you ever wonder why aliens won't give us their tech just remember this tribe.

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 месяца назад +15

      true wanna bet how many would live in the matrix willingly?

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 4 месяца назад

      Backwater idiots ruined everything

    • @Darwin-sama
      @Darwin-sama 4 месяца назад +1

      @@D.KlWA-aGI know I would

    • @Kurocents
      @Kurocents 4 месяца назад

      You know, that's a good point.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 3 месяца назад

      @@D.KlWA-aG if I'm in the matrix but controlling a bot irl from inside it

  • @tylerisatard5273
    @tylerisatard5273 4 месяца назад +294

    Imagine they're watching this video

    • @Brwigames
      @Brwigames 4 месяца назад +12

      Well, only 5% of the brazilian population understands english...

    • @coreydorce8246
      @coreydorce8246 4 месяца назад +58

      ​@@Brwigamesso you're telling me there's a chance

    • @chessiecat96
      @chessiecat96 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Brwigames more than that lol

    • @Brwigames
      @Brwigames 4 месяца назад +3

      @@chessiecat96 Uhhh, no? You can look it up, Brazil is one of the countries with the least english-speakers.

    • @Brwigames
      @Brwigames 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TelaGamer É triste mas é verdade

  • @booitzthunder
    @booitzthunder 4 месяца назад +200

    the type of news you'd find in GTA news

  • @guts60
    @guts60 4 месяца назад +158

    If it isn’t broken, don’t fix it. You might find that your solution to “fix” it will only end up breaking it.

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 месяца назад +5

      Yea but if I was in a remote tribe, I would be annoyed if there was something as cool as the internet that I couldn't access

    • @guts60
      @guts60 4 месяца назад +16

      @@racool911 keyword “remote tribe”. The elders couldn’t care less, and the younger members learn from the elders that they shouldn’t have to care.

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 месяца назад +6

      @@guts60 Because if there's one thing younger members are known to be excellent at, it's learning to feel the exact same away as their elders.

    • @av8r195
      @av8r195 4 месяца назад

      alright then. you should go back to living in caves and hunting elephants for food. cus that way of life wasnt "broken". so why did we bother fixing it.

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 4 месяца назад

      People glamorize the tribesmen life too much

  • @AlteFore
    @AlteFore 4 месяца назад +165

    Giving them controlled, HEAVILY monitored access to the internet would be really cool and probably a generally mutually beneficial experience.
    Giving them unfettered and free access to the internet is a disastrous plan and it obviously shows.

    • @aaron-gz
      @aaron-gz 4 месяца назад +36

      Haven't we learned from Ultron? He only looked for less than a minute and he decided humanity should be gone.

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@aaron-gzI remember there was a theory he was just trying to wipe out enough life on earth that Thanos wouldn't snap humanity

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 4 месяца назад

      They are just going through some growing pains. This will only help them grow and evolve

    • @Matheus-vh4nt
      @Matheus-vh4nt 4 месяца назад

      If that was done, they would complain that they are getting monitored and treated like children

    • @ifirespondiamstupid7750
      @ifirespondiamstupid7750 4 месяца назад

      No thanks. Let them have it all. Remember how we pestered other countries to accept immigrants and illegal aliens? And forced upkn cultures that are causing chaos? Might as well go all out. We should give the internet to the Sentanalies people too.

  • @D_an_
    @D_an_ 4 месяца назад +54

    All I can think of is that scene from family guy where Quagmire discovers internet corn and decides to goon in his house all day until his right arm becomes ripped and muscular. lol

  • @Badookum
    @Badookum 4 месяца назад +102

    Yup, they discovered reddit and p-hub xD
    RIP remote Amazonian tribe, the internet has truly corrupted you.

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 4 месяца назад +3

      Nah it has enlightened them

    • @Badookum
      @Badookum 4 месяца назад +6

      @@GhoulishGash "I can smell colours and taste sounds"

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 4 месяца назад +1

      How do they discover anything with the state of search engines these days?

    • @Badookum
      @Badookum 4 месяца назад

      @@stellviahohenheim You'd be surprised, google 'Hasbin Hotel' and i guarantee you you'll find r34 real fast.

  • @shawndonq135
    @shawndonq135 4 месяца назад +248

    This honestly sounds like a government psyop

    • @MQuez
      @MQuez 4 месяца назад

      Of course. They use the internet to spy & monitor us.... Hi my nsa stalker (:

    • @Akiodio
      @Akiodio 4 месяца назад +7

      It probably is tbh

  • @hackkitts9254
    @hackkitts9254 4 месяца назад +366

    The industrial revolution and its consequences...

    • @mechboltxl4591
      @mechboltxl4591 4 месяца назад +42

      Uncle Ted was right.

    • @ArctecGemini
      @ArctecGemini 4 месяца назад +15

      You get the good, but you also get the bad.

    • @anglosaxiphone8246
      @anglosaxiphone8246 4 месяца назад +2

      Every new age of tech has consequences. Only issue is that personal responsiblity still remains a rarity due to idiots lacking self control. The stuff we have are tools, you can only blame the idiot who abuses their priveleges with it.

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 4 месяца назад

      Have been a miracle for human society

    • @jimnpen8451
      @jimnpen8451 4 месяца назад

      Let them have their cake and eat it too

  • @MalcolmXtreme
    @MalcolmXtreme 4 месяца назад +96

    Queue "Welcome to the internet" by Bo Burnham

    • @MouseCIick
      @MouseCIick 4 месяца назад +5

      Queue song by Avenue Q Ensemble, Rick Lyon, and Stephanie D'Abruzzo

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 4 месяца назад

      More like "The internet is for P**"

  • @Altair_Reader
    @Altair_Reader 4 месяца назад +54

    Sounds Like A South Park Episode 😂😂

  • @nkabithekid
    @nkabithekid 4 месяца назад +17

    They went straight to gooning😭

  • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
    @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 4 месяца назад +58

    My friend and I were playing cod yesterday when we found this story
    My takeaway from this is that it must be ingrained in human nature to become addicted to fun things, be it internet or other activities

    • @alexandermagnus82
      @alexandermagnus82 4 месяца назад +21

      Our primal bodies are telling us "do as much of this as you can, you may never get another chance" when in modern society we can get it in an instant. Truly a thing to behold

    • @dxp96
      @dxp96 4 месяца назад +4

      @@alexandermagnus82 scarcity mindset is embedded in our DNA

  • @rext3404
    @rext3404 4 месяца назад +12

    Tribe member: what are those two women going to do with that cup? My god...

  • @duoblade332
    @duoblade332 4 месяца назад +61

    The Amazonian Tribe is just like me

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 месяца назад +1

      Replace tribe with kids.

    • @lazcoroner1483
      @lazcoroner1483 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Raccon_Detective.why are you everywhere?

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 месяца назад

      @@lazcoroner1483
      Because Opti left out a pretty important fact that it's the Marubo kids that got addicted to social media and p0rn which makes this even more sad.
      It's only natural that the one's with the least developed brains are the most negatively affected.
      This is little what the tech moguls are protecting their children from their own products because they know the harm.

    • @kingdestroyer9554
      @kingdestroyer9554 4 месяца назад

      Snoo snoo

  • @ProvidedJet
    @ProvidedJet 4 месяца назад +45

    Every day life becomes more and more like a South Park episode. 😅

  • @032_m.alfathcirrus5
    @032_m.alfathcirrus5 4 месяца назад +21

    Sounds more like a corpo experiment, in other words... we are f*ckin' cooked.

  • @mosshivenetwork117
    @mosshivenetwork117 4 месяца назад +21

    Self-control is very important.

  • @maxfordgaming9278
    @maxfordgaming9278 4 месяца назад +86

    Accepting a gift from a billionaire especially elon musk of all people was their first mistake.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +13

      I don't think anyone thought it would've gotten this bad. If Elon didn't do it, locals might've given them internet at some point.

    • @TheTruthAlwaysWins169
      @TheTruthAlwaysWins169 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah. WTH was he thinking?! Has he apologized yet?

    • @Thollis1987
      @Thollis1987 4 месяца назад

      We already accepted millionaires gifts from all walks of life: internet, Apple products , IBM, Fast Food Chains , Banks, Fashion, Video Games, and even Social Media we been conditioned to watch and react.

  • @ct2xperience749
    @ct2xperience749 4 месяца назад +13

    Man we went from "Welcome to the Jungle" to "Welcome to the Internet" REALLY HARD!

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 4 месяца назад

      Bo Burnham is looking at this comment with a smile on his face

    • @LeleiTheTigress
      @LeleiTheTigress Месяц назад

      "Welcome to the Goongle"

  • @cl4rkkent381
    @cl4rkkent381 4 месяца назад +6

    Tribe skipping 100 years of technology evolution.

  • @olyviermonteau4300
    @olyviermonteau4300 4 месяца назад +41

    skibidi toilet was too much for them: honestly i don't blame them.

  • @SuitorASMR
    @SuitorASMR 4 месяца назад +24

    Sounds like the story of mother 3

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 4 месяца назад +37

    I can only hope the tribe recovers after such an ordeal.

    • @ishitthenigiggle
      @ishitthenigiggle 4 месяца назад

      Sounds like this is their recovery! They haven't been living till now quit being a heathen

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 4 месяца назад +4

      Since the younger members of the tribe who are known to be more curious of the outside world also have unlimited access to the internet; yeah we won’t be seeing a trace of this tribe in the next 80 years

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Alan_MarinIf the tribe does it would be because they wanted to enter the modern world. I don't know why people are acting like it's a great tragedy people decided they would rather live with the comfort afforded by the modern world vs living in mud huts centuries behind modern technology in the Amazon.

  • @derekwbooker93
    @derekwbooker93 3 месяца назад +1

    Gotta love the double edged sword that is the internet

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia 4 месяца назад +1

    That's like giving a medieval village a fricking time machine. Their curiosity will get the best of them.

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 4 месяца назад +16

    Yeah.. I don’t know why anyone thought that giving an isolated tribe access to the internet was a good idea..

    • @lightdarksoul2097
      @lightdarksoul2097 Месяц назад

      They could find cures to diseases modern medicine have found and to talk to members who have left the tribe

  • @JoeBLOWFHB
    @JoeBLOWFHB 4 месяца назад +10

    So all their young people are going to realize they don't want to live in the middle of the fuqing jungle and beat feet.
    I see a new crop of Only Friends models popping up.

  • @dovakeen1179
    @dovakeen1179 4 месяца назад +14

    Maybe the amish gotta point

  • @aprazoh
    @aprazoh 4 месяца назад +25

    The old guys talk about the young kids being lazy, not realizing their whole tribe is a few thousand years behind us

  • @trevorhaddox6884
    @trevorhaddox6884 4 месяца назад +4

    Getting them plumbing and a power grid would be way better then jumping straight to computers. With modern solar panels, inverters, batteries, LEDs, exc you could build a microgrid for their huts for lighting and small appliances. Give them sinks and composting toilets and they've got it made as far as greatly improving quality of life.

  • @razorkid1525
    @razorkid1525 4 месяца назад +4

    Another point for the Unabomber's manifesto 😂

  • @watema3381
    @watema3381 4 месяца назад +3

    We are living in such a weird timeline

  • @gamingonamonday6342
    @gamingonamonday6342 4 месяца назад +3

    This isnt a dopamine hit, this is a dopamine overdose.
    Also no offense taken, tribal elder, none at all.

  • @beatziegraham6928
    @beatziegraham6928 4 месяца назад +3

    This reminds me of Mother 3 for gba. The starting village you start in lived without money. Just good will. But the the evil army showed up and showed the village money and buying and it ruined the village forever.

  • @MarvelSonicFan04
    @MarvelSonicFan04 4 месяца назад +11

    In the words of Steve Buscemi, "Do you think God stays in heaven cus he lives in fear of what he's created"

  • @dimosguy
    @dimosguy 4 месяца назад +16

    South Park predicted this

  • @DrawinskyMoon
    @DrawinskyMoon 4 месяца назад +6

    This is why the aliens won’t come and give us their knowledge/technology. Imagine the chaos it would issue with how immature and “primitive” we are.

  • @realSgtCarbeeno_21
    @realSgtCarbeeno_21 4 месяца назад +37

    Honestly they don't deserve an internet, giving the current landscape of it

    • @KSFotDT
      @KSFotDT 4 месяца назад +2

      Facts!

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@KSFotDTwouldn't it be just a fact?

  • @CAPTAIN_MEXICO13
    @CAPTAIN_MEXICO13 4 месяца назад +5

    no parental controls bruh of course they got addicted to the power of the internet

  • @BribofEternalLapis
    @BribofEternalLapis 4 месяца назад +3

    i feel like people are focusing alot more on the "tribe now goons" part instead of the "wait, that makes the entire internet alot worse" part

  • @DeViceCrimsin_
    @DeViceCrimsin_ 4 месяца назад +3

    The irony is too sweet. But like you said its not surprising. They received mans greatest achievement (high speed long distance communication) without a text book, a manual, briefing, or even a order of operations... That was never going to go well.

  • @SuperKlondike64
    @SuperKlondike64 4 месяца назад +17

    Isn't this literally the plot of Mother 3?

  • @TheSoulGage
    @TheSoulGage 4 месяца назад +3

    Brother, we're already living in a full season of South Park every year.

  • @itskyansaro
    @itskyansaro 4 месяца назад +9

    Starlink should have introduced some browsing filters before installing the router

  • @Yae_Publishing_House
    @Yae_Publishing_House 4 месяца назад +5

    WWII must seem like Warhammer 40K to them.

    • @nexviro8987
      @nexviro8987 4 месяца назад +2

      The way we look at the Celestial Orrery they see the Atomic Bomb. They must think the American faction dropped a miniature sun on the Japanese empire faction.

  • @TheCanadianGuy56
    @TheCanadianGuy56 4 месяца назад +2

    Ight now how am I gonna explain to my uncle that there's now 2000 people who'd never seen a screen before can now use the internet better than he can.

  • @Zhello79
    @Zhello79 4 месяца назад +2

    Reminds me of Mother 3 when the villagers obtained technology and internet, etc. From the Pig Army. You can see how quickly their lives change as the game progresses. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @espurrseyes42
      @espurrseyes42 4 месяца назад +1

      Still waiting for that to get localized. Good thing I grabbed it off you know where before Ninty shut them down.

  • @degen7278
    @degen7278 4 месяца назад +15

    You know for a primitive/basic tribe they've learned a lifestyle that took me years. Their quick to learn the ways of the white folk.

  • @pankace3296
    @pankace3296 4 месяца назад +3

    Elon should’ve put parental controls on their internet

  • @oofcloof
    @oofcloof 4 месяца назад +6

    This is just like when the aliens gave us access to the solarnet in 2055

  • @yaboidre5672
    @yaboidre5672 4 месяца назад +1

    They entered a forest they didn’t recognize.
    The internet is the most dangerous forest in the world.

  • @Felix_Light
    @Felix_Light 4 месяца назад +2

    Elon : “Hey guys I got a great idea, let’s modernize this remote Amazonian tribe.”

  • @TheGeckk
    @TheGeckk 4 месяца назад +66

    Womp Womp

    • @artrixx
      @artrixx 4 месяца назад +35

      "Did you just say womp womp to an Amazonian tribe that got brainrotted?"💀💀💀

    • @TheGeckk
      @TheGeckk 4 месяца назад +11

      @artrixx indeed I did :33
      (Didn't know what to say but wanted to comment lol)

    • @xanderabbey8529
      @xanderabbey8529 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TheGeckk It's from a meme lol.

    • @aroach7461
      @aroach7461 4 месяца назад +2

      Not trying be rude. But every time I see womp womp. I imagine a discord mod or redditor with cheetos stains and greasy fingers.

    • @TheGeckk
      @TheGeckk 4 месяца назад

      @@aroach7461 I'm an underweight trans girl dw(I shower enough the grease ain't build up :3)

  • @tinycnyc
    @tinycnyc 4 месяца назад +7

    Now imagine if aliens came down and tried to give us an "internet"..
    I guess it's a good thing they didn't come down maybe in the past.. idk

    • @Hotbox-Igoos
      @Hotbox-Igoos 4 месяца назад

      Or what if aliens came down and gave us something to put in our arm or forehead that gave us super powers

    • @69Kazeshini
      @69Kazeshini 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Hotbox-Igooseverybody wants telekinesis.

  • @pixelthesketch5257
    @pixelthesketch5257 4 месяца назад +1

    I've always had a massive fear of ruining someone's life by introducing them to something like a hobby only for that to be their gateway into a life of addiction, seclusion, and depression. This situation just hurts me immensely on the inside ngl.

  • @Jaeger_Bishop
    @Jaeger_Bishop 4 месяца назад +3

    Perhaps this is the greatest example of the obsession, with everyone being connected, all the time, to everyone else, is actually an active detriment to humanity.

  • @modernwarfare2117
    @modernwarfare2117 4 месяца назад +2

    Honestly remote tribes have a better understanding of life than modern society.

    • @hayley179g
      @hayley179g 3 месяца назад

      Not all, but some of these did.

  • @portaelrex
    @portaelrex 4 месяца назад +3

    I can imagine their tribe leader google about what chest pain and fever could mean just for Google to give give the 5 rarest and most lethal sickness as a result 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GenericPlasticWaterBottle
    @GenericPlasticWaterBottle 4 месяца назад +7

    Now I understand why the North Sentinelese what to keep to themselves.

  • @thatstockin
    @thatstockin 4 месяца назад +1

    amazonian tribe: “skibidi ohio rizz erm what the sigma? fr fr”

  • @offendersofficial
    @offendersofficial 4 месяца назад +5

    Remote amazonian tribe discovers Skibidi Toilet

  • @mclovin2408
    @mclovin2408 4 месяца назад +1

    I think the internet is poison for anybody who doesn’t recognize just how dangerous unmanaged freedom can be.

  • @lightningfarronxp8899
    @lightningfarronxp8899 4 месяца назад +59

    > be amazon women
    > refuse to give amazon cheeks to men
    > men get internet
    > men discover they dont need to beg for cheeks anymore
    > amazon women: "HE'S ADDICTED TO CORN REEEEEEE"

    • @TheTruthAlwaysWins169
      @TheTruthAlwaysWins169 4 месяца назад +21

      They already had monkeys for that.

    • @jimym__
      @jimym__ 4 месяца назад +17

      @@TheTruthAlwaysWins169 wild 💀

    • @kwc0435
      @kwc0435 4 месяца назад +2

      Death by snu snu?

    • @sonofben3322
      @sonofben3322 4 месяца назад +15

      "women should give it whenever men demands it, or else"

    • @lightningfarronxp8899
      @lightningfarronxp8899 4 месяца назад +2

      @@sonofben3322 I was waiting for this comment 😂

  • @flarestriker2005
    @flarestriker2005 4 месяца назад +6

    Oh no, they're gonna get infected with the Brainrot-24 😭

  • @DDVgamingpros
    @DDVgamingpros 4 месяца назад +2

    When the article said "people in the tribe started posting Corn in group chats..."
    Wait so did the tribe have one large message group or several big group chats where people can post stuff and the youth just posted it in these group chats that anyone in the village could see?
    otherwise the elders must have seen it in the smaller chats and found out.
    Either way its pretty funny to imagine how much chaos the Internet has put a village in.

  • @AdamAnt__
    @AdamAnt__ 4 месяца назад +1

    imagine being an elder, and seeing your tribe get ruined by what they thought would help them.

  • @ItsThatKidGreg
    @ItsThatKidGreg 4 месяца назад +1

    Honestly, this is like the digital equivalent of giving them small pox blankets

  • @pedrocoentro2009
    @pedrocoentro2009 4 месяца назад +1

    There are many "internets"... Good, bad, and everything in-between. Love from Portugal ❤❤

  • @jarydjackson8531
    @jarydjackson8531 4 месяца назад +2

    I grew up with DSL internet. You had to boot someone off the computer program or internet browser (we had NetZero and AIM lol) to take phone calls. Fax machines were still a preffered way of sending documents. I didnt get stable internet connection and an internet capable device until i was 13 and im grateful for spending my childhood off the computer and outside. God please save our future generations from merging with AI or whatever. Its already literally worthy of death it seems to separate an ipad baby from their device. I do not blame these villagers, they have just had a few hundred years of technological advancement and cultural changes happen overnight. This is how it would be if aliens just dropped a quantum computer down in the middle of West Virginia.

  • @UpstateGardening
    @UpstateGardening 4 месяца назад +4

    They learned about backshots, no more missionary for them

    • @pricklycats
      @pricklycats 3 месяца назад

      Doggystyle is the default position for most animals. Missionary is objectively more weird.

  • @ximkai8794
    @ximkai8794 4 месяца назад +1

    Ay, get those dudes hooked on those primal living youtube channels and lets watch them speed run society

  • @seanthiem1176
    @seanthiem1176 4 месяца назад +2

    there goes the last hope for humanity

  • @buckrodgers1162
    @buckrodgers1162 4 месяца назад +2

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” ~ Arthur C. Clarke
    And that tribe has rarely, if ever, seen the tech that most of us have seen the evolution of. A tribe gets uplifted with tech that they did not have before, it can only result in catastrophic damage to said tribe.

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 4 месяца назад

      It's hard to tell what if any real damage has happened other than boomers being boomers no matter the culture. There probably was some damage, but the benefits will likely be larger. This will give them the knowledge to enter the wider world and not be stuck to a tribe in the jungle I don't see how that's a downside.

    • @buckrodgers1162
      @buckrodgers1162 4 месяца назад +1

      @@austinblackburn8095,
      Uplifting a culture, no matter how insignificant the tech may be to the 'more advanced civilization', will always result in damage to the 'lesser advanced civilization'.
      That is a well known fact. And has proven itself time and time again. It's not a 'big deal' to us the 'more advanced'; But to that tribe, it's an entire upheaval of their known world.

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 4 месяца назад

      @@buckrodgers1162 I guess but if the people stop wanting to live in a jungle and enter the modern world. Who are we to stop them? It's not like these people were without tech before the Internet they had phones and even visited cities in the modern world where they had access to the Internet. The only big change was having high speed Internet at their doorstep.

  • @willpickering4473
    @willpickering4473 3 месяца назад +1

    Somebody air lift dem boys and gals 2000 xboxes lol

  • @zac2577
    @zac2577 4 месяца назад +1

    Bro tribes have practiced their tribal medicine for 1000s of years they ain't looking up bug bites 😂😂

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 4 месяца назад +2

    Further proof that the internet was a mistake

  • @megapeebs2631
    @megapeebs2631 4 месяца назад +1

    Wouldn't be surprised if South Park took this incident and made it a plot premise

  • @codywarhawk7099
    @codywarhawk7099 4 месяца назад +1

    As an archaeologist with a background in anthropology, giving the Internet to remote groups like this will have disastrous societal consequences for the tribe.
    Some of these groups of people need to be left alone and on their own. They're doing just fine. We don't need to do anything to "fix them."

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 4 месяца назад

      What if the tribe wants to enter the modern world? I can't imagine not a single person would rather take the modern world over tribal living.

    • @hayley179g
      @hayley179g 3 месяца назад

      @@austinblackburn8095​​⁠If people in the tribe are happy, they don't want to change their lives. And they are already in the modern world, they just don't have the same diseases and self esteem issues, and addictions to dopamine. Even if they wanted to do it for fun, they don't know that it will destroy their tribe.

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 4 месяца назад

    ‘And p*rnography addiction’
    Well, that went from a 0 to 1000 instantly, and somehow I’m not surprised.

  • @user-hn78i8so8c
    @user-hn78i8so8c 4 месяца назад +2

    This is pretty good evidence that the internet is bad.

  • @espurrseyes42
    @espurrseyes42 4 месяца назад +1

    Give a tribal people unrestricted access to the ocean of information on the internet, and they can't handle it all and fall apart. That shouldn't be a surprise.

    • @hayley179g
      @hayley179g 3 месяца назад

      I know right! Why would that be a surprise. The only reason I can think of is Elon Musk's privilege prevented him from understanding human nature, or they need their land for something.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 3 месяца назад +2

      if you don't assimilate them first into a modern society, yes

  • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца
    @КГБКолДжорджКостанца 4 месяца назад +5

    It seems like an onion headline but sadly it isn't

  • @TheSilentOnePG
    @TheSilentOnePG 4 месяца назад +12

    wait until the elders daughter starts a OF

    • @nt7594
      @nt7594 4 месяца назад

      😂😂

  • @Bidness156
    @Bidness156 4 месяца назад

    “Milestones” had me dead

  • @JamesBond-xx1lv
    @JamesBond-xx1lv 4 месяца назад +1

    Imagine going from 1024 to 2024 lol