CHATS #9

[@duolingo3972]

Reply for a slice of toilet paper

[@kryssies]

plz

[@pasteldoggu7670]

Say it in espanol 🔪

[@ka-chow]

Plz

[@frostyclan5129]

pls don’t hurt me

[@clam4503]

damn i be your alentine

[@Shady-up5cz]

My phone be like: what are text messages

[@Animatorsrule25]

Worlds first chair with 3k subs/// I don’t get it

[@geoffjeff6016]

He dont be getting no text masseges

[@alexmasene6718]

I feel

[@Animatorsrule25]

Geoff Jeff/// You ain’t getting no English classes either. lol jk

[@geoffjeff6016]

@@Animatorsrule25 I typed it like that just for the shits and giggles

[@squid5301]

“Ding ding ding, oh what was that? Oh yeah the elevator cuz ur not my level”
😂😂😂😂

[@derekl.2902]

I think I died a little from the cringe

[@user-se8jg5ul7e]

Whats the timestamp? At least put the timestamp!

[@martinlutherkingjr.2993]

Flying Wolf yeah that shit was painful

[@martinlutherkingjr.2993]

prod. by 666cxre 4:55

[@lecy2164]

My best friend always says that-

[@Epok97]

12 year old relationships? Even in your 20s, they be like that sometimes.

[@cassxqu]

This is nothing like mine that I had, ngl I’m still with them and I’m now 20 😌✨

[@freezycold5181]

12 year olds shouldn’t date

[@stardrop5075]

@@freezycold5181 *Me: Has two friends who have dated ATLEAST five guys since they were eight* S'all right.

[@SaltusMannus]

Im 12 and theyre still doing better

[@madbtdbattles9853]

It said something about in middle school

[@ominously2574]

“Dad am I adopted? 😭”
“No why tf would I pick you?”
*MISSION FAILED SUCCESSFULLY*

[@luvmyglocks]

John from unordinary as ur pfp :o

[@vlinful]

@@luvmyglocks yes

[@darx438]

@Nightmarionne tf is wrong with being adopted

[@yourmotherfrfr9699]

@@darx438 he said nothing like that

[@darx438]

@@yourmotherfrfr9699 ye but he said atleast your not adopted like being adopted is a bad thing

[@Zeytrixx]

0:40 - He is such an epic doggo when the guy didn’t even care when she said “I’m pregnant with your brother and I’m keeping it.” He was just focused on how epic that doggo is. You gotta sacrifice some small things for more important things

[@tinkywinky1331]

Zeytrixx it’s 2020 why are you still saying doggo and epic

[@DyzioThingsGang]

Tinky Winky they’re explaining the joke As well. CEO of being unfunny he is

[@mazelfyre]

i swear i see you everywhere ruclips.net/video/zW8fyhSn5cY/видео.html

[@bumba6900]

@@mazelfyre haha nice try, I have seen that trick before, it's probably one of your videos and you are just tryng to get views.

[@sangeetasamayah4144]

I would be like oh screw that ur pregnant can we get the cute doggie though 😐😐

[@0range_panda982]

5:00 reminds me of my e-dating days on roblox

[@dasimations5780]

Oj rocotizens... Getting flashbacks...

[@nsbumpers]

So emotional

[@eric-pf1hz]

😣😭

[@deakyiskindahot9810]

Lmao relatable

[@joshino_nora]

Damn

[@gabreal5266]

7:52 i litterally spit out my milk, that was unexpected af

[@Melisaoffxl12]

...milk...

[@_.blankspace_9447]

@@Melisaoffxl12 🤣😂😂

[@mekamakirouforever]

@@Melisaoffxl12 *milk*

[@theTHwa3tes11]

@@Melisaoffxl12 lmfao

[@mommymilkers5969]

@@Melisaoffxl12 STFUUUUUU AHHH LMAO BDWGRUHBCR

[@Rqket]

9:00 So many twists lmfao

[@br1tkneee3]

Alabama 100

[@davorkujek6880]

"Sweet" home gay Alabama

[@Moayad56]

9:00
ngl they had me in the first half

[@nope2745]

M. Yeah same

[@firewallezequielricardo3307]

ruclips.net/video/GK2GUxOnjDQ/видео.html
****us*

[@katsukisleftcoochielip]

*tALk tO yOu LaTEr bIg BrO*

[@papichulo5751]

I wanna say first but everyone in the comment section has NASA wifi.

[@xaesthetictoes4179]

it do be like that

[@getpsyked]

Im working in NASA

[@心虫]

It izzz what it izzzzzz

[@BrobotDj]

@@getpsyked don't you mean stark industries

[@burgerpatty]

omfg 😂

[@gunsgold5434]

0:20 LOLOLOL IAM DYIN’

[@cx2326]

want me to call the hospital air line

[@whosarixxthough]

FBI OPEN UP

[@groggygrim]

Son: Am I adopted..?
Dad: If I had that choice, I wouldn't have picked you.

[@MomosMong]

The dad roasted himself

[@merlinmolina6231]

@@MomosMong what

[@MomosMong]

@@merlinmolina6231 i wrote that 11 months ago i forgot why i wrote it

[@merlinmolina6231]

@@MomosMong damn

[@flaminqash]

9:07 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@millerxbishop1959]

Well don’t do that ;-;

[@millerxbishop1959]

Also Alabama people don’t do it

[@xdcriptic5771]

3:44 ah yes, a jojo reference

[@dio_5240]

Me ?

[@cx2326]

yes

[@matthewraafat5908]

Aaahh crazy daimond without josuke

[@WallKissr]

This is wht homies who love jojos wil understand

[@RandomMeta]

@@WallKissr ikr

[@RiRaRuRo]

Let's face it guys. If she doesn't text you back while she's in quarantine, with nothing else to do, she isn't interested. But don't be sad! Daddy fainted will take care of us, as always.

[@mattm4785]

6:00 is the strongest set of facts u will ever see

[@kakaboylololololo3742]

An ad?

[@FNOgre]

5:49 i love biggie cheese and The N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S B.i.g

[@raymondross2758]

That one made me laugh the most

[@MrinalSingh904]

7:39
That went full south really quick...

[@smked801]

0:56 I still have that guitar in my closet lol

[@mlwwifflefan3600]

While I’m on lockdown, these videos and this channel give me some relief from boredom

[@Rispy]

Even though these texts are probably all fake... they are still funny af 😂

[@novibesdetected3050]

7:33 Insert Nice Guy saying "I'll treat this girl like a queen"

[@literalgarbage8014]

I'll treat this girl like a queen.

[@selystar1307]

3:44 Did not expect that Jojo Reference, damn.

[@frentyyreaal]

I did

[@RandomMeta]

Same here

[@turpthemusicguy]

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@RandomMeta]

@@turpthemusicguy BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@Mimi-su6zp]

1:55 are we all just going to ignore the fact that this dude texted his dad at 4:20pm and has 69 unread texts? 😂

[@inactivechannel710]

and the date is 6/9

[@cx2326]

it's been 1 year since this happen
*And today is jun 20*

[@aaaameeera]

@@cx2326 jun

[@petkovic216]

Bro I really wanna likr your comment but I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes on it

[@thunderviperx4009]

June 9 is 6/9

[@armaanpotato1056]

3:57 JOJO REFERENCE OHHHHB

[@helenevlogs]

DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA

[@everette1827]

Helene Mora Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora DoraDora Dora Dora Dora Dora

[@cakes9739]

DORA

[@matt4280]

It's not dora dora dora dora it's dorarararara

[@snipertorch1514]

Dorararararararararararar Dora

[@ghostandtoast6904]

2:06 It's 6/9 and the time is 4:20
Also he has 69 messages 😏

[@void3575]

the bird chronicles i guess nice

[@hotelinjapan389]

nice

[@mayolover23]

nice haha funny number very funny number

[@rafe99e83]

Super nice

[@bruh5992]

*NICE*

[@alicewilloughby4318]

7:48 - So Haley's Dad will go down in the Annals of Inappropriate Romance right next to Stacy's Mom.

[@cookiesister3309]

STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG STACY CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST NOT THE ONE FOR ME I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH STACY'S MOM-

[@Rqket]

@@cookiesister3309 Shit I'm too late, I wanted to reply with this lmao

[@lukasgacha791]

Me: #kissingyohomiesgiidnight see its not gay
My homie:OH HELL YEAH

[@Sef009]

Hahahahahaha yo you funny as ever....
I am starting to do it
JK
But still tho

[@HeavenlyGX]

3:44 Who’s that Pokémon? Our love? 3:50 It’s Crazy Diamond! (IK it’s from JoJo part 4)

[@duchi882]

2:42 - "What do you do in your free time?"
*Ling Ling:* I don't have free time, I practice 40 hours a day

[@doppled]

this is an epic comment, slap like.
make sure the vocals and synth are in the same key. 0 3 5

[@jfwchecks4806]

But there are 24 hours in a day 😂😂

[@gamingchair9313]

Jojo W. congrats, you have found the joke!

[@m3yowz]

Jojo W. r/whoooosh

[@MysteryShadow98]

Duchi twoset :)

[@tayedzn]

3:54 is that a jojo reference?

[@ghazihauzanp2393]

A man of culture

[@gshwillow]

Yes sir

[@himynameiswhy7965]

CURAZY DIAMUNDO

[@konodioda908]

DORA RARARARA RARARARARA
DORRAA

[@rejoicemercy6151]

NOBODY CAN DEFLECT THE 20 METER RADIUS EMERALD SPLASH! TAKE THIS!

[@sogan_agac1989]

3:55 Krazy Diamondo

[@eden7544]

2:31 is literally so wholesome 🥺

[@lenhimcook]

3:23 lmao poor granny

[@spiritdive6005]

0:40 It’s time for the great *doggo* collection. You gotta always focus on the dog or we can’t have nice things anymore. And nobody wants that

[@unlucku1493]

5:33 oh dear, you blocked out the numbers but still said it 😂😂

[@DyzioThingsGang]

That’s not even a full number he said and probably not the number In the text

[@mrgungus]

lmao he probably didn’t say the actual number looool

[@diehole8234]

yes. I was looking for this comment dor 3 minutes and finely

[@noidall0]

5:22 , no it’s usually followed by the crying and broken heart emoji.

[@Noah.boyye808]

8:18 the man went to far🤣🤣

[@noway4060]

3:54 A JOJO REFERENCE!? :D YAAASSSSSSSS

[@wuhuisland9666]

wAs tHaT a JoJo rEfErEnCe

[@get_flicked3282]

I died at the biggie cheese one 😂

[@Eli-poopy]

3:50 : *JOSUKE’S THEME PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND*

[@rhazy9337]

3:54
Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND!
Crazy Diamond: DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA

[@Queen_sonias_secret_stone]

That's crazy diamond one tho-XD😂😹

[@jd_minga177]

Bro, The Natalie/Joey text message was from my one friend lol

[@cyy5979]

Lmfao 🤣

[@kuromikendall]

doctor: “you have 10 minutes and 10 seconds left to live”
me:

[@blueguy6575]

3:56
Jojo fans: *it is time for us to introduce ourselves*

[@cocothenutty2081]

Girl:I’m pregnant with your brother
Guy: *casually ignores*

[@thekimmeyway8090]

Crazy Diamond can also repair LOVE 😏😂😂😂

[@nezlux4174]

4:28 he did that on a how is tweeter free a while ago

[@amrrmm5521]

Nez Lux he usually repeats stuff quite often in videos

[@Rezanilla]

*T W E E T E R*

[@rollyypollyy]

k.

[@dafnemaldonado2696]

Tweeter ....

[@lynverse9967]

T
W
E
E
T
E
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[@nice-wr6qm]

1:59
His notification count: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@ahmadsamman3992]

Nice

[@KedarrrrCoDM]

The time and date

[@KedarrrrCoDM]

6/9 and 4:20 pm

[@germanydraws8957]

1:52 did you say "Fanos"???

[@johncapodilupo6876]

I like aliens ._. Yeah English people can’t pronounce “th”

[@lolz8bit]

John Capodilupo yes I can

[@tonyb5592]

8-bit torture you can’t event spell it. You spelled your name wrong, it’s thorture.

[@lolz8bit]

tony b oh uh ok

[@lolz8bit]

THONY B

[@fizzpop4785]

Quarantine sucks!!!!!
Fainted is the only thing keeping me sane.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

1:24 - "Okay, but I'm taking at least $40 out of your wallet to pay for my dinner out!"

[@popitup9933]

come on my guy do more chats PLZ THEY FUNNY AF

[@jimenezsalazar7642]

3:54
Is that a Jojo reference?
Edit: I was too late

[@therealteleir]

Yes, it is a JoJo reference.

[@jcl176]

Yea diamond is unbreakable

[@gabrielflorea8124]

Part 4 diamond is unbreakable
Stand name:crazy diamond/shining diamond
Stand user:josuke

[@hatingmony]

Ah yes, a JoJo reference

[@jimenezsalazar7642]

@@therealteleir I didn't know

[@dannicoombe5466]

Dude, wtf? Y u posting so late? 😁

[@veryepic.2840]

Danni Coombe it’s like 7:46 pm at my place

[@user-lw5ct5jt9p]

Itz 07.50 am here

[@_calpurina2767]

Its 11:52 here

[@dannicoombe5466]

In England tho it was 2 in the morning

[@Me-uq1eh]

He isnt??

[@legaltonyMendoza]

7:47 BRO WTF THIS MADE ME START LAUGHING LIKE I HAVEN’T LAUGHED IN YEARS

[@greenoliveroller6078]

2:10 Ehh…50% his son..or he hasn’t got a mother or what?? XD😂

[@fernweh_shm]

I'm a JoJo fan and as soon as I saw Crazy Diamond I legit screamed JOSAKE
I FOUND YOUR STAND

[@brainz_0102]

Lmao

[@joey.569]

me: sees the 12 year old relationship stuff
my brain: okay joey what did you do now??

[@themr.nobody436]

The jojo refence has been used to its fullest respect to the man that texted it.

[@official_ghoul784]

Dam the first got me dying already 😂

[@trevorkarkoroff1621]

3:10 EYO WTF FAINTED

[@lazymuffin7443]

0:46 um can i have that dog please??

[@DanceMedicine]

2:04 just gonna note the 69 unread messages

[@void4456]

2:05
69 other messages, June 9th (6/9), 4:20PM
*nice*

[@Arixnq]

😳

[@urchhyy1253]

This is more underrated than Minecraft..

[@kakyoinnoraki9336]

Biggest jojo reference at 3:49

[@burn9379]

Everybody gangsta till ding ding ding the elevator comes

[@challengeaccepted5613]

3:45 if only he played josuke's theme.

[@mironidc2212]

3:56 IS THAT JOJOS REFERENCE

[@kaalamhughes]

The human body is primarily comprised of Sodium (Na), Carbon (C), Hydrogen (H), Oxygen (O). So arguably, were 100% NaCHO.
LOL

[@justcasual4214]

Kaalam Hughes underrated lol

[@kaalamhughes]

@@justcasual4214 lol

[@JoshGiddey_16]

3:32 it was at this moment that he knew

[@damidgetisdabest8696]

This is the first I've ever liked... You are a true youtuber

[@ImRisen]

pretty sure he reused his chat memes

[@_real_es]

bruh I was watching JoJo you made me stop watching the dio vs jotaro fight

[@elena4875]

At least you get a reference at 3:44

[@_real_es]

@@elena4875 I mean. Yeah I guess

[@vladasmearus9101]

3:09 if he had to censor it when he came to the n word that means he said it. Can he say it doe?

[@FinkleWater]

7:52 I GOT A GODADDY AD 😂😂😆

[@ldaman9281]

0:59😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaylenclark1715]

I lost it at 1% nacho son and I'm wondering if im just a dad
Nvm I'm a mom now cos I laughed at the saxophone one too.

[@venhuseas]

IT THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?

[@shibo_uzumaki948]

If it’s crazy diamond yes it is

[@elliot4158]

2:05 how many messages? 👀

[@shiwez7134]

3:51 He's a legend

[@preston7112]

These are just legendary

[@snofy7415]

No.

[@marley9855]

IM EARLYY YESSSS

[@jasperkelly2454]

1st

[@kawhiyoumad]

Indeed u are

[@dankdracula6089]

True dat

[@s_ilversun]

Jasper Kelly congrats!!!

[@buenafeaeonjacobp.1023]

The crazy diamond got me🤣

[@donotrecycle]

Me checking out the thumbnail:
PoOr KiD 😂

[@hirdawatihamid8573]

Its not funny

[@vickymanmusicguy]

3:52 I fricking knew it

[@Fatni99a]

The mom one was so cute lmaoo

[@MrPrinceTheRizzardOfOz]

Love this series 💟

[@kjw6192]

9:12
things just when for 0 to Alabama real fucking fast 😂

[@itzemma1602]

I litterly love watching these

[@yourhamster4536]

2:23 the most funniest lol 😆😂🤣

[@user-oo1rk7ls1f]

3:57 crazy diamond lmao

[@AlxzAlec]

2:58 that person swears like an original american adult child

[@zora3599]

3:45
-sniff-
*do that be a jojo reference*

[@jocelyynwoo]

2:30 "they're all so talented"😭