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  • @futurestoryteller
    @futurestoryteller 6 лет назад +1403

    I've got to admit, I can't drop a like on a video to someone who asks how you fill a void, since it's empty. I don't know, how do you fill a cup? Since it's empty. Does sound like a bad book though, maybe a little hard on it.

    • @maximumraccoonage3240
      @maximumraccoonage3240 5 лет назад +760

      A void is literally only a void if it's empty though. A cup is a cup, no matter if it's empty or full.

    • @michelabussolaro9766
      @michelabussolaro9766 5 лет назад +324

      Oh my god he pinned this comment

    • @maximumraccoonage3240
      @maximumraccoonage3240 5 лет назад +180

      @@michelabussolaro9766 why wouldn't he? It's a beautiful example of how common common sense really is

    • @katfart939
      @katfart939 5 лет назад +341

      he asked how you fill a void with death.

    • @maximumraccoonage3240
      @maximumraccoonage3240 5 лет назад +71

      @@katfart939 A second good point

  • @coryf725
    @coryf725 6 лет назад +3391

    Every writer can take a lesson away from zenith. Writing a book is hard. If your editor has no criticisms or thoughts, it's not because you're an amazing writer, it's because they aren't doing their job. Almost any idea and any piece of writing can be improved, but it takes honest editors and beta readers to make that happen. I think this publisher wanted to push this book out quick and didn't bother so much with quality because this deal came with built in marketing and buyers.

    • @imnothere6696
      @imnothere6696 6 лет назад +108

      Cory F that's how you get twilight and 50 shades of grey.

    • @authoralysmarchand4737
      @authoralysmarchand4737 6 лет назад +207

      Editors can give the best input, but if the author refuses to make any changes, then you get the editor of Fifty Shades, who has spoken about how EL James ignored what she said.

    • @TKDDLJ09
      @TKDDLJ09 6 лет назад +63

      Didnt Fifty shades just get published? did it even have a editor? it was fanfic.
      Also the first Twilight is actually not that bad. However, you can clearly see that she was pressured with the other books, to get them out fast, because they took a nosedive in everything...
      Also if you read The Host you can see how much more detailed it is, and see that taking your time with a book is important.

    • @konekocream2455
      @konekocream2455 5 лет назад +82

      Unfortunately, there are publishing houses that are looking into booktubers based on how many subscribers they have and not for the quality of their writing. Sasha was able to get her book published because of the high subscriber count/ influence she has in this community. She is a genuinely sweet person but I feel like she wasn't ready for this. In her vlogs for Zenith she talked about her deadlines and how they were rushing to finish it before the deadline and a couple other things. She also mentioned that her editor suggested a few things here and there and they just went for it. Since she was 19 when she wrote this and it's her very first book she probably didn't know how to handle or incorporate her ideas and thoughts in such a tight schedule. She'll do better in the future!

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 лет назад +70

      @@TKDDLJ09 Actually, E.L. James did have an editor. 2 actually. But she's such a hard person to work with, she got her first editor removed because she didn't want the story to be changed too much. The same case almost happened to the second one, so in the end the only changes made are to the punctuations, grammar, changing ellipsies into commas, and unnecessary details like how much Christian paid at the shop Anna was working at. She rejects any form of criticisms, got rude with a rape survivor on Twitter, and got into a shouting match with the director and screenwriter of the 1st movie (who are clearly more talented than her) when they suggested a scene change that would make much more sense. Then they got fired because of her.

  • @11Juliet
    @11Juliet 6 лет назад +709

    "is it just a ~quirky characteristic~ that this planet has? where they all have webbed feet, and they all have beaks as well, AND feathers................. it's Earth, and they're ducks."

  • @juliarhapsody
    @juliarhapsody 6 лет назад +2162

    Zenith: *gives descriptions of characters with scales and webbed feet but the description of the only person of color is not found*

    • @anafaer8056
      @anafaer8056 5 лет назад +83

      MountainRain well i mean green IS a color

    • @absolutemadladette
      @absolutemadladette 5 лет назад +152

      Not a creative one. (please get the reference)

    • @stalememes3574
      @stalememes3574 5 лет назад +21

      Evil BunnyBun listen to your heart, listen to the rain

    • @alexsamarie8379
      @alexsamarie8379 5 лет назад +64

      @@absolutemadladette *green is not a creative color*

    • @jarmilaadam6707
      @jarmilaadam6707 5 лет назад +42

      oof
      blind guess: both authors are white?
      *double oof*

  • @avenueis1377
    @avenueis1377 6 лет назад +1050

    i ship valen and vengeance

  • @bingolingfucker1720
    @bingolingfucker1720 5 лет назад +765

    “I wasn’t big on sci-fi.” Sure, Caleb. I bet Princess Mary Sue of Arlington would be very disappointed in you. Tsk. Tsk.

  • @ravishing_rogue
    @ravishing_rogue 6 лет назад +1475

    So whose vengeance will it be again? I don’t think they made it clear enough.

    • @xLovelyThorns
      @xLovelyThorns 6 лет назад +50

      Mine??? Or... mine???

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 года назад +8

      It's anime revenge, the only important thing is it's happening to someone.

  • @TylerNOS386277
    @TylerNOS386277 6 лет назад +851

    22:00 Imagine if Lord Volomort snapped under frustration at some Death Eaters as was like "Fine.... I'll just do it my damn self!",
    and Bellatrix Lestrange was like "My Lord: could you not use that kind of harsh language around my soft ears?". lol

    • @marianelachiu7582
      @marianelachiu7582 5 лет назад +50

      That has got to be the funniest mental image of Voldemort i have gotten in a while HAHAH

    • @qwertymanova2652
      @qwertymanova2652 5 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 5 лет назад +67

      Voldemort: MERLIN’S BEARD!
      All of the Death Eaters: *Assorted gasps and offended noises*

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 2 года назад

      Sounds like some fundie bullshit lol

  • @lyddie465
    @lyddie465 6 лет назад +2784

    The use of the 'Why am I Not Surprised' star gets funnier and funnier each time you use it omg.

    • @calpurniia
      @calpurniia 6 лет назад +21

      ikr

    • @kittysrock16
      @kittysrock16 5 лет назад +20

      It’s the best part for sure

    • @UserCode6
      @UserCode6 3 года назад +1

      I sincerely couldn't finish this video cause of that. It was...uh..too funny

    • @cheechee6473
      @cheechee6473 2 года назад +1

      It was annoying asf 😐

  • @lindsaybilgram5235
    @lindsaybilgram5235 6 лет назад +518

    "retweet if your Valen Cortez and vengeance will be yours" This review has me in tears XD

  • @MollyLikovich
    @MollyLikovich 6 лет назад +673

    “This boy is a duck because WERE IN SPACE” 😂😂😂😂

  • @olecybelousov7042
    @olecybelousov7042 6 лет назад +1060

    This book is like an equivalent of a a Riverdale episode tbh. I mean it may not be the worst thing to experience, like some scenes and parts would be good and that get you hyped, but you cannot overlook the utter CRINGE in the writing style, like the plots and dialogue.

    • @adelina5741
      @adelina5741 6 лет назад +18

      shadowlacefandoms EXACTLY

    • @josephined.griffin7297
      @josephined.griffin7297 6 лет назад +54

      Yes true! Like it could be good but people don’t act like real people.

    • @kythefairy2029
      @kythefairy2029 6 лет назад +28

      except from Riverdale has AESTHETIC MAN n zenith doesnt

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 лет назад +47

      I'M WEIRD. I'M A WEIRDO.

    • @Weirdanimalboy
      @Weirdanimalboy 5 лет назад +46

      Tamaki742 HaVe YoU eVeR sEeN mE wItHoUt ThIs StUpId HaT oN???

  • @16050390
    @16050390 6 лет назад +2310

    You sir have gained yourself a new subscriber.

  • @raptor6145
    @raptor6145 6 лет назад +527

    He used, "WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?" 84 times. Lol I love this video.

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 2 года назад +8

      YOU COUNTED?

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 2 года назад +4

      Its been four years so you probably forgot all about this comment, why am I even doing this lmao

    • @raptor6145
      @raptor6145 2 года назад +4

      @@blending_in oh yeah

  • @its_just_seb
    @its_just_seb 6 лет назад +405

    You've heard of spaghetti, now get ready for spiced rigna

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 4 года назад +5

      This sounds like the beginning as an as seen on TV ad

  • @folklorevermore13
    @folklorevermore13 6 лет назад +487

    “I am Valen Cortas. Vengeance will be mine.” reminds me a lot of “My name is Celaena Sardothien and I will not be afraid” when she was kept repeating it in The Assassin’s Blade 🤔

    • @christinam81
      @christinam81 6 лет назад +191

      Yaryna Or, if you've seen or read "The Princess Bride", the repetitive; "I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Eventually the bad guy said, "Stop saying that!" 😂

    • @audreyatkins1192
      @audreyatkins1192 6 лет назад +53

      But Celaena had a reason to say that and Valen was just saying it. Lol

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 6 лет назад +5

      Christina McKinnie ahhhh i was thinking of that

    • @Honeey-moth
      @Honeey-moth 5 лет назад

      Christina McKinnie was about to reply with that haha

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 4 года назад

      @@christinam81 and then bad guy died.

  • @kcnicole9423
    @kcnicole9423 6 лет назад +150

    “Im really feeling O Negative today”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabbyagustin
    @gabbyagustin 6 лет назад +819

    “MY LEG!!!” IM SCREAMING WHEN U MADE THE SPONGEBOB REFERENCE LMAOOO

    • @faechan92
      @faechan92 6 лет назад +12

      I subscribed immediately!! LMAO

    • @madame360
      @madame360 6 лет назад +5

      Omg yes!

  • @pagesofoak
    @pagesofoak 6 лет назад +632

    "Why am I not surprised?"

  • @ScienceGeek23
    @ScienceGeek23 6 лет назад +657

    I love the way you explained your draw to buy Zenith in the first place. I felt the same way! As a writer and BookTuber I really wanted to support someone else in the community chasing the publishing dream and hoped that it would do well. So eloquently put!

    • @jonathangough1994
      @jonathangough1994 6 лет назад +2

      BangadyBangz you should read joey graceffa childern of eden I haven't read it but my sister said it was kida like the giver and I just finshed reading prince of flame by ben alderson it was not bad I liked it

    • @rainylibrarian3887
      @rainylibrarian3887 6 лет назад +4

      OMG I love your videos!

    • @ScienceGeek23
      @ScienceGeek23 6 лет назад +5

      Thank you!! 😊

    • @samanthajungers8442
      @samanthajungers8442 6 лет назад +1

      I’ve bought some really good books and some not-so-good books for the same reason.

  • @GoddessError
    @GoddessError 3 года назад +58

    If I write a book, I'm giving Caleb my final draft to rip apart before my editor gets it.

  • @beberoro1
    @beberoro1 6 лет назад +1111

    I love Sasha man and I really want to have my own opinions on this book but I’m so disinterested my god

    • @Michelle-je9jk
      @Michelle-je9jk 6 лет назад +9

      Berta axo same :(

    • @heraldohermosillo7822
      @heraldohermosillo7822 6 лет назад +8

      Same here :(

    • @Maritinylibrary
      @Maritinylibrary 6 лет назад +3

      Michelle J same

    • @beberoro1
      @beberoro1 6 лет назад +2

      ugh

    • @j.dagelis9239
      @j.dagelis9239 6 лет назад +96

      I know right. I was gonna read the book until I read the synopsis for the book, 'BADASS FEMALE SPACE PIRATES' sounds like the cheesiest stuff ever.

  • @LiyareadsYA
    @LiyareadsYA 6 лет назад +496

    "An aldi brand Celaena Sardothian." That had me weak, I literally just got done grocery shopping and was cracking up!😂 This is why I love watching your videos.

  • @jacullyhunter3975
    @jacullyhunter3975 6 лет назад +260

    " Vengeance Will BE Mine"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 5 лет назад +4

      Are you sure? You didn't say it enough

  • @ErinIrwin
    @ErinIrwin 4 года назад +33

    This video is almost 2 years old.
    I have never read Zenith.
    I accidentally called spaghetti "spiced rigna" when I was talking to my dad the other day.

  • @TheLais17
    @TheLais17 6 лет назад +194

    take a shot everytime “why am i not surprised?” shows up

  • @anrasbooknook8794
    @anrasbooknook8794 6 лет назад +544

    I am going to quote "angry as a wet feline" every single day. This was such a fun review. You're the only person I would watch a 34 minute video from.

    • @ayiniseasilyamused9215
      @ayiniseasilyamused9215 6 лет назад +13

      AnrasBookNook actually, angry as a wet feline could be used well (pretty sure i've read that phrase and not cringe before). But in the context of demeaning someone, not in the actual narration. I can't imagine anyone using it without intending to be humorous or snide.
      Apparently I don't have to imagine it.

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 5 лет назад +2

      Same here

  • @SuperHappyNotMerry
    @SuperHappyNotMerry 6 лет назад +189

    "that is cooywritten, you can't do that! oooooh I can't wait for restore me" highlight of this

  • @samc1nonli
    @samc1nonli 6 лет назад +89

    This boy said "tell me this isn't the SpongeBob guy screaming "my leg, my leg".. you are hilarious sir

  • @tapiocababy1701
    @tapiocababy1701 4 года назад +55

    "-Oh she doesn't want her to be bad"
    "-SHES A KILLER"

  • @someonerandom8552
    @someonerandom8552 6 лет назад +150

    Lol the robot reminded me of Princess Bride. "My name is Ignito Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." But you know Princess Bride is....well good.
    Also the weird hyper violence with an odd aversion to cussing is how peeps outside the US view American media in general if I'm honest. Doubtful that was why it was in the book, but found it funny nonetheless.

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 2 года назад +3

      American here, I only stop people from cussing if they're a kid at the school I work at. I swear like a sailor, but swearing in front of work around kids is unprofessional. Nevermind that kids hear the same language at home from their parents.

  • @purplehazee90
    @purplehazee90 6 лет назад +181

    I wish her booktube friends would review the books as well, but it seems like they all went to her launch party but none of them have read it yet? Or maybe they did but don't want to review it? My sister likes Sasha so she might buy it, and I'm interested to see if this book is worth the hype.

    • @hastraub90
      @hastraub90 6 лет назад +40

      there's one of her booktube friends that was at the launch party and said she had recently started it right before the party. She's been "reading" it according to goodreads for the last couple of weeks, but is not indicating progress and she's also starting, finishing, and rating other books. My guess is either that she's struggling to get through it or she finished it and knows she's in a difficult situation with regards to rating it. She said that she will review it though so we'll see...

    • @butterflyzone3203
      @butterflyzone3203 6 лет назад +25

      i feel like they read it but aren’t going to do a review because it wasn’t good and they dont want to talk bad there friends book

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 5 лет назад +4

      The only one I know that actually read it is emmabooks

  • @Inquillery
    @Inquillery 6 лет назад +564

    Omg, I thought my review was harsh until I watched this. Laughing so hard. 😂😂 Savage. 😂❤️

    • @calliesmith2845
      @calliesmith2845 6 лет назад +3

      Inquillery lmao 😂😂 your review gave me life tho

    • @Inquillery
      @Inquillery 6 лет назад +3

      @Callie Smith Hahaha thanks!

    • @Inquillery
      @Inquillery 6 лет назад

      Mel_and_her_books Thanks! Don't get your hopes up though, it's not as salty as this! :')

    • @Inquillery
      @Inquillery 6 лет назад +2

      Mia Nguyen- Nooooo, you don’t understand, for me I was!!! Usually I just fangirl like a maniac but I actually said something critical for once. 😂😂😂

  • @bextree
    @bextree 6 лет назад +89

    "i feel like i'm reading about a meet and greet" LOL

  • @missmoonbug
    @missmoonbug 6 лет назад +126

    WOW it’s NOT worth the hype?
    *Why am I not surprised?*

  • @melsbells1279
    @melsbells1279 6 лет назад +324

    wow i loved this video!! (why am i not surprised?) you have an amazing screen presence. i was a little iffy about watching a 34 minute video from a guy i've never watched before on a book i don't plan on reading but good golly you suckered me in with your personality & then i stayed for the wonderful content. subscribed & alerted & currently binging the rest of your videos!!!!

  • @aceofspades4930
    @aceofspades4930 4 года назад +27

    What I liked about six of crows is that the focus is constantly going from character to character and you know their backstories and why they do what they do even though the focus is mostly on kaz as the leader.

  • @ad3314
    @ad3314 6 лет назад +40

    “I’m really feeling O negative today” this part took me out 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @sophiafeldman3328
    @sophiafeldman3328 6 лет назад +16

    The aesthetic of him in his room--matching sweatshirt and everything. love it

  • @KerriHughes
    @KerriHughes 6 лет назад +44

    every time you say "vengeance will be mine" I crack up

  • @calicowarlock
    @calicowarlock 6 лет назад +229

    It's very important to separate the work from the artist/writer. When critiquing a piece of work, you are not critiquing the creator, they are separate. And "critiquing" is not talking negatively about the body of work or shaming it; it is discussing what works and what doesn't and how it can be improved. I think it was a poor decision to have their first book be a high sci-fi saga. From every author advice I had seen, the first book is always the worst book and that's the one that should not be published; the second book should be. The first book is for practice, to look back on and see what worked, what went wrong, and maybe if that is the wrong genre for you. I have a close friend who, for the past seven years, has been working on getting her book published. Her first book was a sci-fi book, which was going to be a series, but then she put it away for four months and when she looked at it again, realized how awful it was. She wrote some short stories, experimented for about two years, until she found her second story, which she has fleshed out and shared with others to read and is currently looking for an agent.

    • @helpme8259
      @helpme8259 5 лет назад +5

      Very true. Stephen King's break out book was, I believe, his 3rd or 4th

  • @alexissmall1528
    @alexissmall1528 6 лет назад +146

    Boy if I didn’t know any better I could have sworn you built a forest because all I see is shade for miles on end😂😂😂😂 I wish I could subscribe to your channel a thousand more times, you are literally my favorite booktuber because you’re so honest and funny. The booktube community is sleeping on your channel which is a shame.

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 2 года назад

      I'm saving this for later lol

  • @olivia_rcr
    @olivia_rcr 4 года назад +17

    I was just living my life the other day and then I thought “spiced rigna” and now here we are, watching this yet again

  • @sparklegirl1006
    @sparklegirl1006 5 лет назад +24

    “For all I know, she could be the color purple, starring Oprah Winfrey” DYING 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @sarahh7466
    @sarahh7466 6 лет назад +70

    Honestly the more you talked about Andi doing all these brutal things even though she's supposed to regret them, the more I feel like they should have just made her an anti-hero. She would have been way more interesting.......

  • @hind__
    @hind__ 2 года назад +14

    Four years and I still laugh my ass off watching this

  • @readerssea
    @readerssea 6 лет назад +341

    "So yeah. That was Zenith"
    *Why am I not surprised?*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "Well deserved"
    *Why am I not surprised?*
    😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @chapterbarbara8161
    @chapterbarbara8161 6 лет назад +155

    Honestly the reason I’m not reading this is that I don’t want a shit book to tarnish my opinion of the authors

    • @WizKahliaFlo
      @WizKahliaFlo 6 лет назад +7

      Chapter Barbara but I’d love to see your review of this omg 😭

  • @imjune8373
    @imjune8373 3 года назад +34

    I dont care what "unfortunate circumstances" a person is in. If your willing to kill dozens of people to save yourself, you're a bad person. Period. These authors have a concerning moral compass...

  • @natwixterthan18
    @natwixterthan18 6 лет назад +135

    I gave it 2 stars and I agree with EVERYTHING you were saying. It didn't seem like they put a lot of thought into their delivery. Like they had an idea for a story and that's it. As much as I like Sasha, a bad book is a bad book. Hopefully they take these criticisms and use them to create a better book next time. I'll buy the next book to support her and to give them another chance but if the second book shows no growth, then I'm gonna have to fall back.

    • @whateves0053
      @whateves0053 6 лет назад +7

      natwixterthan18 It's like Stephen King once said "the first draft is always shit"

  • @SlapsTheC
    @SlapsTheC 6 лет назад +69

    Thank you for this! Every time I see someone say “the sci-fi in Zenith is the best I’ve ever read!” they point themselves out as a person who has probably never read a science fiction book in their life. It’s not an easy genre to write and the audience is typically extremely critical, which in the case of Zenith, is entirely warranted.

  • @caently6150
    @caently6150 6 лет назад +25

    "Let me read this stupid line of dialogue for you because I was screaming" I don't know why but this made me laugh so fucking hard (the whole video was funny, but that particular moment made me absolutely lose it)

  • @amelieelise3716
    @amelieelise3716 3 года назад +18

    not me watching this for the 4th time bc I miss caleb

  • @SarahSunbeemz
    @SarahSunbeemz 6 лет назад +49

    Your opinion on supporting booktube authors is so perfect, you put into words how to feel as well.

  • @spinno3238
    @spinno3238 5 лет назад +13

    Honestly, you're the only booktuber i can watch without being bored. You seem excited to record your videos and you just overall get more hyped about things. So, just keep doing what you're doing. :)

  • @CreditR01
    @CreditR01 6 лет назад +46

    Great review. I broke into gigglefits at several points.
    The most consistent thing with the bad reviews I've seen for Zenith is that it feels like an unedited first draft. It sounds like they had some interesting ideas but they either didn't mesh well or kept overlapping or just were never fleshed out properly. But on your note of rape-as-villain-trait, I do feel it is definitely a plot point that not everyone should use. I feel a lot of inexperienced authors use it as "development" without understanding the gravity of it. Doesn't matter if the villain is a man, a woman, whatever. It's fucked up and if you can't explain it or treat it with the seriousness it warrants, it should not be used in the story at all.

  • @justwannafreefx9419
    @justwannafreefx9419 5 лет назад +32

    "This person is the ruler of this planet"
    - the British Empire, about the Queen

  • @natassa9297
    @natassa9297 6 лет назад +90

    You could make a video talking about a potato and it'd be amazing purely because you're so hilarious

  • @tanyajayne999
    @tanyajayne999 6 лет назад +84

    I'm low-key not surprised by the amount of times "why am I not surprised" made it into this review 😅

    • @tomoliver2112
      @tomoliver2112 4 года назад

      Tanya Jayne how are you ‘low-key’ not surprised when you’ve wrote a comment stating that aren’t?

  • @fennecfox9490
    @fennecfox9490 4 года назад +13

    I am dying - I don't think anyone on RUclips has ever made me laugh this hard. Your confused commentary at the beginning of reading Zenith was so funny. I'm in the demographic that the book is targeted towards, well maybe a bit older, but I picked it up in Barnes and Noble because Sasha is so sweet and then I couldn't bear it. I am pretty excited about her new book though - project red - maybe because it's not in space the world-building might be a bit more coherent?

  • @haninidris4583
    @haninidris4583 6 лет назад +45

    "I am feeling o negative today" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sab714
    @sab714 Год назад +6

    the whole Alex-Aster-Lightlark-situation is reminding me sm of this whole mess so ignore me, i’m just living in 2018 again 🙃✌️

  • @meredith5573
    @meredith5573 5 лет назад +16

    Still one of my favourite videos on the internet. Whenever I'm having a bad day I watch this review and/or the Handbook For Mortals review.
    These videos are my favourite!!

  • @dallasdull5808
    @dallasdull5808 5 лет назад +16

    4:32
    I swear I thought he was going to say "Hi, welcome to Chili's!"

  • @rainylibrarian3887
    @rainylibrarian3887 6 лет назад +32

    "Is he Warner now? Are you trying to make him Warner now?" X'D

  • @ScienceGeek23
    @ScienceGeek23 6 лет назад +220

    Your reactions are priceless 😂

  • @thistlebear3822
    @thistlebear3822 6 лет назад +18

    "It's Earth, and they're ducks." 😂 😂 😂

  • @astoldbyaria293
    @astoldbyaria293 6 лет назад +21

    I'm screaming at how you mimicked the dialogue.

  • @pagesofoak
    @pagesofoak 6 лет назад +200

    YAAAS, THE VIDEO WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING IS HERE

  • @torileaann1314
    @torileaann1314 6 лет назад +19

    6:01-6:07 “it’s earth and they’re ducks” i was dying 😂

  • @meghanxbby19
    @meghanxbby19 6 лет назад +148

    Quick question while I finish watching this: Is there supposed to be so many Harry Potter references? “The Bloody Baroness”? ( The Bloody Baron) “The Marauder”? (The Marauders Map)
    Honestly, it kind of irritates me a little.

    • @petermendez7654
      @petermendez7654 5 лет назад +44

      Meghan B. Well it's either that it's a coincidence, considering marauder and baron are common titles that people incorporate into their stories, subconscious unintentional references or a lack of creativity by the author.

  • @hummingbird8707
    @hummingbird8707 5 лет назад +36

    Some people on earth actually have webbed feet. Several of my toes never separated I got it from my Dad. I’m not mad lol just thought I might let you know it’s a human thing too.

  • @alexmarding9960
    @alexmarding9960 3 года назад +12

    If I ever wrote a book I would want Caleb to be my editor

  • @theirnorthstar
    @theirnorthstar 6 лет назад +42

    You said "love" was copyrighted by Warner, you're my new favorite person 😂

  • @Blue81111
    @Blue81111 6 лет назад +46

    I really love these reviews because it make me realize the things I should avoid when writing

  • @hxjo28
    @hxjo28 6 лет назад +80

    I LAUGHED THROUGH ALMOST EVERY SECOND OF THIS

  • @maryvandehei
    @maryvandehei 6 лет назад +48

    "death incarnate" *coughs* Rhysand *coughs*

  • @valkstoise
    @valkstoise 5 лет назад +15

    "My leeeeeeg" -That one Spongebob fish and also Zenith

  • @katrinafraser9746
    @katrinafraser9746 3 года назад +8

    Dex: the love disinterest

  • @babahu15
    @babahu15 5 лет назад +13

    "I don't even know what this feeling is, but I wanted to support a member of our community"
    The word you're looking for is solidarity

  • @jocy367
    @jocy367 6 лет назад +33

    What I really like about the negative reviews for this book is that they are consistent. Most people agree on the bad points of the book. It shows that those things aren't about prospective but they are actually poorly written. In contrast to the positive reviews that don't explain anything, they just "like it".

  • @TheNovelLush
    @TheNovelLush 6 лет назад +70

    New subscriber, I just got my ENTIRE LIFE watching this video!

  • @miab3694
    @miab3694 6 лет назад +13

    When I was in eighth grade, I wrote a 40 page short story fairytale for English, and I feel like my plot and some of my descriptions were better written in my some parts :/ and I wrote it when I was 14.....

  • @andrealovesbooks8670
    @andrealovesbooks8670 6 лет назад +16

    I’m surprised he did not mention “bitter ballerina” lol I was like WTF

  • @reinafis8609
    @reinafis8609 6 лет назад +57

    I was on the fence about reading it, but now after watching this ..... yeah NOPE. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

  • @1shanice33
    @1shanice33 6 лет назад +20

    I lost at when you made the reference to Spongebob and the guy talking about his leg. 😂

  • @theroseshawol
    @theroseshawol 6 лет назад +9

    With what you were saying about the having characters cuss thing and mentioning Harry Potter - I think a really good example is when characters start saying "Voldemort" instead of "he who shall not be named" like that marked a transition in each character but it's never like "OGHEWJBAKGN; THEY SAID IT!!!! CANNOT BELIEVE!!!!!"
    Also I just found your channel and I love it!! Instant subscriber!

  • @luzzziii1234
    @luzzziii1234 6 лет назад +27

    The books sounds so bad that makes me want to read it out of curosity (to see how bad actually is) and to make myself suffer a bit

    • @Spookyreading
      @Spookyreading 6 лет назад

      Lucia Paz Díaz Same lol.

    • @sufferingmeguca7919
      @sufferingmeguca7919 5 лет назад

      Don’t, I read it because my friend thought it was interesting and the ending sucks, Andi sucks, Dex sucks, everyone is an idiot and the plot twist seems out of nowhere

  • @carolinast94
    @carolinast94 5 лет назад +4

    The intro to this video was amazing. It's really cool to hear people talking about their introspection. Thanks for sharing that.

  • @TheEllaDarling
    @TheEllaDarling 6 лет назад +11

    I'll probably buy this when it comes on sale/in like seven years when my library picks it up.

  • @belenegozcue1414
    @belenegozcue1414 6 лет назад +38

    I loved this review! Your humor is everything 😂

  • @CarissaAlana
    @CarissaAlana 6 лет назад +19

    I agreed with a lot of things you said about this book in your review. Great video!
    Spoilers Ahead!
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    In terms of the rape scene, Valen's mom was never really set up as a villain. Rather, she was set up as a desperate queen attempting to save her planet. Her daughter was the designated villain along with Valen. Instead, General Cortas, the person Valen's mom raped, was more so a villainous character. Like you said, it's messy and insensitive and just plain bad.

  • @robinmay8448
    @robinmay8448 6 лет назад +62

    *vEnGeAnCe WiLl Be MiNe*

  • @iamronidog
    @iamronidog 6 лет назад +15

    I got about 20 pages into this book. For some reason the whole bit of how they left this lady to starve and wither on an asteroid (or something) because she cheated on her husband made me lose all interest. Idk why it was a deal breaker for me :|
    Anywho I love your review and I'm gonna subscribe because you're hilarious :D

  • @theartstudios4090
    @theartstudios4090 6 лет назад +25

    I have no clue why I spent half an hour watching this video, but I glad I did. It was so funny I was laughing every few minutes. I just wanted to see what was up with this book and got more than I bargained for with this great video.

  • @refgirl95
    @refgirl95 6 лет назад +13

    *dun da da blum * Also, I feel like the "vengeance will be mine" thing must be a poor call back to Indigo Montoya?????

  • @EllaIngram
    @EllaIngram 6 лет назад +8

    21:45 thanks for the mention caleb xD (I'm the one who tweeted at him about Hermione not swearing but still being a badass)

  • @VIIStar
    @VIIStar 5 лет назад +7

    Metal cheekbones, like the MCU's Nebula? Is that the imagery they're evoking?

  • @clarabay7897
    @clarabay7897 4 года назад +15

    "i Am VaLLeN cOrTeZ aNd VeNgEnCe WiLL bE MiNe" *My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die*

  • @carlisaboysname
    @carlisaboysname 5 лет назад +3

    whenever i have a bad day i come back and watch this and today is one of those days (rejected from nearly all my colleges!) and this really helps. so thanks :)