The amount of effort Brandon puts into these is mind-boggling and so wonderful. These get me through the day and I'm so grateful! Also. Somehow this made me simultaneously feel like never drinking hot chocolate again and wanting to drink some hot chocolate Right Now.
Can I please just say that Brandon is one of the loveliest people ever. He has the best sense of humor and he’s just all around wholesome. I’ve been watching for a while now and you’ve never failed to make me laugh :) Thank you for always making me smile no matter how tough of a time I’m having
This man… set up an inflatable hot tub… in his office… filled it with milk… and plopped a giant chocolate bomb in. I don’t know what he’s doing with his life but I’m here for it 💗💗💗
"you can call me crazy... or Chris." my mind went: KallMeKris refrence???. I just want it to be known Brandon that after the first 27 seconds of this video I went and bought three of the hot coco bombs. Much excitement.
Just discovered Brandon 2 days ago, and Ive watched at least 60 videos. The crazy comedy and smart editing really accent comedic timing. How the hell do you not destroy a home doing this crazy shit?
I got grounded for ONE MONTH and came back to this and I love it! Brandon was the only thing I watched all Quarantine and I love his content and his funny jokes.
I would really like to know if Brandon warns Gloria before he does things like filling a hot tub with hot chocolate, or does a 50 lbs. glitter bomb, or if she gets just as surprised as we do?
Aw congratulations!!!! That’s amazing! I’m one month. Keep it up, you got this! I don’t know if you hear this enough but I’m proud of you even if I don’t know you, I understand the struggle. ❤️❤️❤️
I enjoyed the wild neighbour appearing lol also every time I watch a video now I just imagine the convo with the amazing cleaning woman. Mainly because I follow her and love seeing her side of things. Also yes, the ending is what I came to see.
THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR YOUR COMMITMENT!! It probably takes SOO long to decorate your room and clean up!! Haha thanks for the awesome content, keep it up. Also, come visit Arkansas!
This just made my day a bit better my grandmother's cat died a few days ago and I haven't stopped crying it's been so hard lately and since then everything I see has been very depressing I need a bit more help please just make more videos and it will help me little by little thank you for all that that done and R.I.P Susie my grandmother's cat 😇😭😭😭💔💔💔💔❤❤❤❤
I wish I was friends with you, like you seem fun to be friends with, also I watch this one specific video every year when it’s close to christmas because of the fake snow and the hot chocolate bath or something whatever you want to call it like it’s all just the vibe like this whole video is the vibe, and yes I do consider 5 months close to christmas also have a great day 🎄🎅💅
“Yes you can... I’m pretty sure you can milk anything.” I grew up on a dairy farm and we had dairy goats and I fondly remember one time while we were milking “So, you can only milk cows and goats?” And my dad answered “Pip, you can milk anything that has a rack.” Just like how some dads say you can do anything you put your mind to, well my dad would say you can milk anything that has a rack. It’s kinda similar, though it probably won’t help you get through college. So there you go Brandon, you can milk anything according to my dad, as long as you can find the cucumber’s “rack”! 🥒=🥛
Still catching up on your videos everyone has just made my day i lost my mom Feb 5th this year it has been so hard on me i took care of her till her last breath it was so hard when the funeral parlor came to pick her up here at home they came with A Red Velvet Body Bag it was so hard to see her be put n that she was 71 & died of cancer most of my family died of cancer years ago my dad cancer at 56 then my favorite aunt in 2000 of cancer she was only 42 now my mom i do RUclips & watch RUclips to help with my depression Anxiety & other things im glad i found your channel recently so funny & entertaining thanks for the awesome content believe it or not u help many people
“Get in the hot tub full of milk, we can settle this like men.”
Said no one ever except Brandon Farris.
I am not a man but I would definitely take him up on that offer.
I never do
It's funny because I kinda did the same comment 😅
@@charliecarter3437 Mb
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@@jocelynechiasson5479????
I was nearing the end of the video, having not seen Brandon jump (or fall) into the vat of milk, feeling disappointed.
But Brandon never disappoints.
oh no so he does so it 😭😭
He did fall in it
Clearly didn’t watch till the end, as he jumps in right before the end 👁👄👁
@@BanditCoyote You clearly didn't read my comment all the way through.
@@capp00 you said you where nearing the end of the video, yet had not seen him jump in. But he did.
"i don't have cherries, i don't have cherries, i don't have oil, those are poison, you're gonna die" LMFAO!!! 10/10 brandon
That was hilarious
The amount of effort Brandon puts into these is mind-boggling and so wonderful. These get me through the day and I'm so grateful! Also. Somehow this made me simultaneously feel like never drinking hot chocolate again and wanting to drink some hot chocolate Right Now.
I loved the call me Kris reference!! Thank you Lord Brandon for being absolutely amazing and bringing so much laughter to the world!!
i was just watching Kallmekris so my excitement and happiness to find more people is *boom*
It took me so off guard that my brain registered the reference without me so I had to rewatch the part twice before I realized what he was referencing
Yes! I went to the comments just to find this
@@susannaw5608 me too
brandon and kris should do a collab someday
2:19
"milk me!"
bro had to think for a sec💀
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Can I please just say that Brandon is one of the loveliest people ever. He has the best sense of humor and he’s just all around wholesome. I’ve been watching for a while now and you’ve never failed to make me laugh :) Thank you for always making me smile no matter how tough of a time I’m having
Same!
that's nice
be mindful of that parasocial relationship tho
@@Dumpknoedel i definitely will be! thank you for the reminder/warning :)
# related
The 3:40 part reminds me of that tiktok how it's like " where's the cheese" it's under the sauce "needs more cheese"its under the sauce one
He may not realize that he is making everyone's day much better
And I really appreciate the amount of work and cleaning after bom bard ing the room
Bombarding is all one word, not three.
😏😏😏
this man is exactly what everyone needs he makes everyones days better
I love your WIlbur pfp lol
@@whatsupmyfellowskzsimp thank you lmao-
The amount of mess this man makes to entertain us is worth every amount of respect I have🌌👌
This man… set up an inflatable hot tub… in his office… filled it with milk… and plopped a giant chocolate bomb in. I don’t know what he’s doing with his life but I’m here for it 💗💗💗
"you can call me crazy... or Chris." my mind went: KallMeKris refrence???. I just want it to be known Brandon that after the first 27 seconds of this video I went and bought three of the hot coco bombs. Much excitement.
That's a collab I would love to see!
Now if they could just collab with their chaotic energy 😭🤣❣
@@xandrarandom ikr
🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🔪🔪🔪🔪👿👿👿👿👿💔💔💔💔💔💝💝💝💝
Bro I was about to type that that part almost killed me
I really like how he chooses a word and just sticks with that word for the majority of the video
I can't possibly imagine what that hot chocolate, hot dog, and pickles scented room really smells like...
You forgot banana, tomato, cucumber and onions
And takis
What does your neighbor really think! He probably knows if he needs to borrow anything you will have plenty 🤣. Love the video love the messes 💜
“I’ve never had a Taki before… That’s a Dorito”-Brandon (2021)
0:14 Well I was scratching my eye when he did this... Let's just say I jumped and my eye hurts now.. WHY DID I EVEN JUMP?!
Wait- WHY *DID* YOU JUMP?
@@Dried-up_Gutswait- WHY DID HE JUMP?
I've never seen anything more consistent than Brandon's videos.
There are 69 likes 😏
Just discovered Brandon 2 days ago, and Ive watched at least 60 videos. The crazy comedy and smart editing really accent comedic timing. How the hell do you not destroy a home doing this crazy shit?
The neighbors face is priceless 🤣 👌
I know! Haha
I got grounded for ONE MONTH and came back to this and I love it! Brandon was the only thing I watched all Quarantine and I love his content and his funny jokes.
I feel like the longer Brandon has been a Dad, the more his innocence and sanity is slipping... I like new Brandon more haha
8:06
I was just waiting for that to happen xD
Same
I would really like to know if Brandon warns Gloria before he does things like filling a hot tub with hot chocolate, or does a 50 lbs. glitter bomb, or if she gets just as surprised as we do?
I think she just finds out after, lol... they don't live in the filming apartment.
@@SuckitToddProductions you know that makes sense now
She probably doesn't want to know...😝
Nice description
5:27 he rlly said call me Chris-
Yes
I haven't watched Brandon in about 2 years, yall created a monster.
Really?!?! You missed so much!!! Gloria and he have a baby boy 😁
No one can convince me other wise, because Brandon IS the funniest RUclipsrs out there.
I just love how he purposely tried to miss the big-ass pool and somehow still got it in
“Call me Crazy.. or kris” best part😂😂
OMG the ending! It never ends with this guy! 🤣💜 Who else instantly clicks when you see a new video!!
brandon i have been watching you from day 1 your always the you-tuber i watch to brighten up my day
5:42 “call me crazy, or Chris” was that a, uh, subtle hint to the tiktoker Kallmekris? Cause if so, nice.
Underrated comment
7:17 " Racisms, WHOAAA "
WHOOAA
Thank you Brandon for being an amazing, inspiring, and wonderful person. I hope you and your family are doing well. ❤️🍻
👁👄👁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🖤👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Someone please hire Brandon a babysitter
Brandon is a person who can causally have a bunch of milk in his room without anyone questioning it-
That’s mild. Have you seen what else he’s filled his filming room with?
@@laraemitchell9064 have you seen what I fill my room with?
:)
@@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi cu-
Cucumber
@@SpilledBeans jars.
It's the commitment to the bits that make me laugh. The pure commitment.
Cherries: the one thing Brandon won’t buy an unreasonable amount of for a bit.
Brandon always lets the intrusive thoughts win
He's so majestic everytime he jumps into anything
Brandon your videos make my day like I just got out of the ER and I feel better watching these
"milking a cucumber" is actually just drawing the starch out. I was taught that in the 80's lol
Thanks for making me happier thanks to you and a few other you tubers I am officially 10 days clean of self harm
Thank you ❤️
Aw congratulations!!!! That’s amazing! I’m one month. Keep it up, you got this! I don’t know if you hear this enough but I’m proud of you even if I don’t know you, I understand the struggle. ❤️❤️❤️
"Hey call me crazy, or Kris" I love that Brandon, good job for the reference.
Gets a hot tub full of milk just for a 3 minute bit. This guy is a fucking legend.
Brandon: *Puts the Hot Chocolate against the camera*
2 for flinching.
Me: Nope. I’ve watched to many of your videos. I’m used to it😂
I didn’t flinch either 😆 I’ve come to expect literally anything lol
"Please don't milk this banana." Brandon -2021
I enjoyed the wild neighbour appearing lol also every time I watch a video now I just imagine the convo with the amazing cleaning woman. Mainly because I follow her and love seeing her side of things. Also yes, the ending is what I came to see.
This makes the 2-3 days only of phone and no TikTok anymore make me glad this man posts
Brandon is who I watch whenever I feel down. he is God's angel in disguise!
OMG HE LIKED MY COMMENT
Man your about one of the funniest people i have ever watch. Your videos make my day so much.
Brandon legit lives out the thoughts of children 😂😂 hot tub of hot cocoa
He mentioned Kris-!
Two of my favorite RUclipsrs!
(5:41)
2:09 his reaction is everything XD
"racisms....woaaa"
"You can call me crazy...or Kris"
"Get in the tub of hot milk let's settle this like real men!"
Gosh dangit- I love this guy 😂
*Pops in chocolate ball*
Ball and milk: *does nothing*
Brandon: do something your making me look bad
💀💀
This man.. is a man
*Inspirational level increases by 10%*
Um why? Or even how in da hell there's a hot tub full of milk? Brandon you son of a gun, you keep impressing me each time.
I never get tired of you, I ran out of videos to watch, so I had to start rewatching old ones 🤷🏻♀️😍
YESS I WAS ON YOUR LIVE LAST NIGHT. I couldn't wait! I am the part of the 2%!!!!!! ❤😄 THE HOTDOG MILK STRAW!!!
I play your 5 minute craft playlist to fall asleep you have a very soothing voice
that intro 🤣
I found your channel through an ad given my youtube and I never laughed so hard in my life!
The only good ad i've gotten all year.
When your binge watching all his videos and he uploads another 😌❤️
Lol what I was doing-
Honestly Brandon's videos make me laugh and I love them but they also make me visibly flinch 😂
Your videos always butter my biscuits >.
no one but brandon would fill a pool full of milk
THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR YOUR COMMITMENT!! It probably takes SOO long to decorate your room and clean up!! Haha thanks for the awesome content, keep it up. Also, come visit Arkansas!
I love watching ur videos brandon, ur humor always makes me laugh
The dedication is incredible!! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
"hey call me crazy or Kris" Brandon 2021
This is perfect to watch after watching someone play a scary game 😩
It’s when the pen bounces off the wall into the milk! 😂
Brandon, i love your videos snd energy. You always make my day...love you and have a good Thanksgiving everyone! ❤
hi
8 seconds after
This just made my day a bit better my grandmother's cat died a few days ago and I haven't stopped crying it's been so hard lately and since then everything I see has been very depressing I need a bit more help please just make more videos and it will help me little by little thank you for all that that done and R.I.P Susie my grandmother's cat 😇😭😭😭💔💔💔💔❤❤❤❤
When BF dropped that giant hot chocolate bomb 💣… that was fantastic!!
I wish I was friends with you, like you seem fun to be friends with, also I watch this one specific video every year when it’s close to christmas because of the fake snow and the hot chocolate bath or something whatever you want to call it like it’s all just the vibe like this whole video is the vibe, and yes I do consider 5 months close to christmas also have a great day 🎄🎅💅
I’ve been looking forward to this!!💜💜💜
"Call me crazy... or Chris." -Brandon Ferris
im starting to believe that brandon has infinite room that all look the exact same just so he doesn't have to clean up after each video
Watching your videos is the best medicine on a sick day.
You're just a hoot, well done.
Brandon makes my day everytime he uploads:) love ya brandon
2:38 I actually used to do that to cucumbers when I was little and kept it as my little secret
Don’t know the point of this honestly
Can we just say thank you for all Brandon has done for us?
Thank you Brandon❤
Brandon: burns himself with milk. fun 👍🏻
Brandon, your seriously so funny, I swear- if I could, I’d watch you every second of my life. Keep up the good work brandon
1:34
As a beluga viewer
I respect this
His content might sometimes be a fever dream but he always seems to make me feel better about my day. Very grateful thank you
3:11 all of his hair dandruff going into the hot chocolate
brandon is prolly the only person in the world that likes makeing messes and i love that
“Yes you can... I’m pretty sure you can milk anything.”
I grew up on a dairy farm and we had dairy goats and I fondly remember one time while we were milking “So, you can only milk cows and goats?” And my dad answered “Pip, you can milk anything that has a rack.” Just like how some dads say you can do anything you put your mind to, well my dad would say you can milk anything that has a rack. It’s kinda similar, though it probably won’t help you get through college. So there you go Brandon, you can milk anything according to my dad, as long as you can find the cucumber’s “rack”! 🥒=🥛
Still catching up on your videos everyone has just made my day i lost my mom Feb 5th this year it has been so hard on me i took care of her till her last breath it was so hard when the funeral parlor came to pick her up here at home they came with A Red Velvet Body Bag it was so hard to see her be put n that she was 71 & died of cancer most of my family died of cancer years ago my dad cancer at 56 then my favorite aunt in 2000 of cancer she was only 42 now my mom i do RUclips & watch RUclips to help with my depression Anxiety & other things im glad i found your channel recently so funny & entertaining thanks for the awesome content believe it or not u help many people
Wondering why this is in the asmr section-
Brandon is too funny man I can't click on his video without finishing it
The fact that Brandon is a full grown adult and is funnier than most children scares me and the whole human race.
This channel is chaos and it brings joy to everyone watching
I wanna know what that room smells like after all the things he’s done in there.
At 1:01
Is anyone gonna talk about the boots he has on or just me?