We had a project for math class and what we had to do was make our "dream house" and then calculate the area and how much flooring would cost on home depot, so I listened to this the whole time
*BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT* *fade in on me tapping down tile* There, now. Lets... - wait - when did I build a patio? My apartment doesn't have a yard! WHERE AM I?!
@juantoledo567 he's dealing with a karen at the moment. You have to go back and finish it as a side quest, unfortunately, but if you want to face him sooner, tell the karen there is a sale in the flower center. But you will loose most of the herbs to craft health potions.
Phase one: “The Street Depot” Phase two: “The Shed Depot” Phase three: “The Apartment Depot” Phase four: “The Condominium Depot” Phase five: “The Home Depot” Phase six: “The Mansion Depot” Phase seven: “The World Depot” Phase eight: “The Universe Depot” Phase nine: “The Multiverse Depot” Bonus: “The Lowes Depot” DLC: “The Home Depot” (Holiday Version)
"As soon as you stepped into these concrete walls your fate has been sealed, and now you shall be reborn into what I see you as in my own vision." -Craig Menier
Now I’m imagining A game where there is a boss fight at the very end where it’s literally just you finding an entire home depot not any actual person just the entire fucking Home Depot building is attacking you with a random tools and equipment and this plays
As a programmer and possible future game dev, I hope I remember this comment one day fuck "hope" (sorry if your name is hope), I'm screenshotting this and setting a reminder for 5 years from now.
Such a beautiful day outside... People are building, customers are buying, and on days like this, customers like you... Should be getting our discounts
We've noticed odd fluctuations in our buyer retention, customers buying before suddenly boycotting for no discernable reason. . . . *That's your fault isn't it?*
You open your eyes, "Ahh, your finally awake. Tell me friend... from where do you hail?" A pause, "Not much of a talker huh, that's fine, we are all headed to the same place... the Gal'Lowes. Filthy heathens..." Then a sigh, "A Dad's last thoughts, should be of where he comes from." A dad nearby mutters 'Suther-lands', "I do miss their lovely gardens down south, and I would raise a toast to your mothers." Then you mutter... Home... "Shame what happened there, Land of Bargains, of Doing, until the Ikea'men went to war." A long sigh, "No Dad could withstand their onslaught... and those vile Ikea's weapons they wielded." "Silence you dadbarians, your time is done. Even a wife could build with the advancements made by Ikean technology." A dad in the back spat, "And yet you will still see us killed, and for what?!" "The Ikean counsel wills it. All Lumber'cloaks, are to be executed, won't be long now." Gates opening ahead. ... your chosen Dad chooses his lineage. At the execution block, a roaring is heard... 'RUN! ITS A KARAGON!' The voice you hear from the creature... "MANAGER! BRING ME.... MANAGER!" As the creature makes all bear witness to her fury. But you.... you will soon learn, you are Dhova-Dad... Manager-born. Wielder of ancient craftsman tools, and the 'bellows', the old tongue even the Karen's fear... now go forth, child of the Home Depot, reclaim your land, and end the corruption of Karagons and Ikea'ns that would taint the holy land. May Hapheastus, patron of craftsman, guide your hammer.
"From the Moment you stepped into my warehouse, your fate was already sealed by my Concrete Will. Once this battle is over, I will rebuild what's left of you in my own vision."
Boss Idea: Dad And Son. Dad's Stats: 100 in Speed, Attack, and Defense. Dads Weapon: A wheelbarrow he rams into you and slams on the ground, causing a shockwave. Son's Stats: 35 Defense, 40 Attack, 200 Speed. Sons Weapon: He throws his phone at you, and can heal randomly by using his phone. Drops: Ultra Dad Energy: Attacks do 2x Damage to Home Depot Employees (Ultra-Rare Class) and Sons Phone: Ability to regenerate health when the item is off cooldown(Normal Drop) Description of the boss: A competitive dad and his son who doesn't want to be here Description of items: Ultra Dad Energy: You feel the power of a dad who has a neighbor flowing through you. Description of items: Son's Phone: Its the newest phone model, its full of jokes you do not understand...
The Son's only attack is to check the phone for something when the Dad needs him to, sometimes the Son tries to help with a tool or attack but the Dad says "no I got it, you'll just do it wrong."
“Fool… the moment you stepped into my warehouse, you became something I can cut, shape, and mold into something in my image…” *Random tools and wood planks begin appearing and floating* “Now… let me show you how doers get more done!”
Random Karen: What are you going to do with that Tesseract Saw? Home Depot Toolman: Shhh....you'll see... *toolman transforms* FB Toolman: With this Tesseract Saw, everyone will buy, save and worship me forever!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“The second you walked in the warehouse, I knew what you were.” “ You were always looking for good deals and buying them.” “Respectable to most, but to us you were a monster.” “You never bought anything full price.”
I am a doer and I must destroy you to get more done, I'm sorry it had to be this way. Once I have defeated you I will erect a statue in memory of you. You were a worthy opponent, "Ikea". (3008)
I SHALL TAKE UP THE MANTLE OF *THE HOME IMPROVER* I am actually working on building everything in my room Desk (Bisexual) Closet (gotta have a good one of those) Bedframe and drawers within
Tips on how to beat the homer superboss: 1: complete the “infinite ikea” storyline for the ikea team to join you (their swedish meatballs are very effective healing items) 2: defeat the Floridian to acquire the crocodile blade and another army member 3: when homer’s hammer slams the ground, you have a very short window to attack and stun him for Five whole seconds. 4: remember to bring the fixer’s armour and the dad’s belt 5: hope and pray to god homer doesn’t use the sawblades too much.
"From the moment you fell into the ruins of this once great place you signed your own death warrent and you WILL SAVE AND YOU WILL DO! For i am homer THE SOUL OF THE HOME DEPOT!"
For those who haven't played the game, the boss arena starts as just a bare concrete cube, and all of the boss's attacks double to slowly build massive structures, which at first act mainly as cover that gives cover from the hammers and slows down the flying sawblades. However, once the second stage begins and he starts using the wrecking ball, they start to become more of a liability than an asset.
Wow I didn’t know Home Depot had a boss theme this is sick I wonder if anyone who works at Home Depot heard this and then played it over the speakers in the store
FINAL BOSS. LET'S DO THIS! LOCATION - HOME DEPOT BOSS THEME NAME: DEPOT DUEL! NAME: HEART OF HOME. STATS: 1978 DEF. 6 ATK. 2 HP. ===================================================== ABILITIES: BUILDER'S DETERMINATION! - Never able to be taken out with one hit- No matter the circumstances. | QUOTE: "Gh--.. Hah, that all you got? You're gon' need some more tools to fix what im about to do to ya'!" | FALLIN' BRICKS! - Bricks constantly rain from the skies, dealing 250 damage if landing on a target. Shadows point out where they fall. Can be negated if wearing a construction helmet. ===================================================== ATTACKS: BARROWIN' THROUGH! - Wheel barrows will line the edge of the arena, before closing in, as red lines warn the player where they'll be going. If hit, the player takes 50 damage and debris falls all over the arena, tripping up the player for a half second if stepped over. Debris fades away after 10 seconds. | QUOTE: "WATCH YOUR STEP, I GOTTA GET THIS STUFF AROUND!!" | I *SAW* YA! - Saw-blades begin to barrage the player, dealing 25 damage if landing- staying stuck into the player. After the attack finishes, all blades stuck into the player spin around, dealing a constant 1 DMG every second per blade. Blades dissapear when "I *SAW* YA!" is used again. | QUOTE: "You can see my buildings, but did'ja ever SAW'EM!?" | NAILED IT! - Works in conjunction with "HAMMERIN' AWAY!". Nails are placed into the field, instantly killing the player if once so happens to land on them, though heavily unlikely to happen if they are paying attention. | QUOTE: "I'MNA HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!" | HAMMERIN' AWAY! - Hammers slam down into the arena, dealing 200 damage if hitting the player, and 50 if the shockwaves hit. If hitting a nail from "NAILED IT!", the shockwave covers the whole arena, meaning the player must make a precise jump or *COUNTER!*. | QUOTE: "ITS HAMMER TIME!" | SCREW YOU! - Screws get launched into the arena, then are drilled further in. If hitting the player, the screw will periodically deal 5 damage every millisecond for 2 seconds, before ripping themselves out, dealing an extra 30 damage. Screws drilled into the arena will trip up the player for half a second. They will not dissapear unless damaged enough. (25 HP) | QUOTE: "BAH, SCREW THIS!.. OH, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!" | ===================================================== DEATH QUOTE: "GAH-!!.. No.. No this can't be.. Di-.. Didn't I save enough..? What.. Didn't I do..? Noo.. Nooo!.. nnNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"You're finally here" a man clad in orange hat, vest and tool belt that seems to never end, says as you have finally found the right aile. As you approach he stands between you and a 2*4 (Sponsored by Home Depot) that you need to fix the thing your wife is always nagging you about. He pulls out a two four pound malleus with an orange grip and points it twoards you "YOU HAVE COME FOR THE SACRED OAK OF OLD (Sponsored by Home Depot) THEN YOU DONT JUST CHALLANGE ME BUT THE ENTIRE DEPOT!!!!!!!!!!!" As these echoing words leave his mouth the shelves curve and contort to form an arena around you both. Behind the twisted metal and (Home Depot Sponsored Items) you see a deep wicked rage glow an hear the cheers of what you can only make out as customers, but they are no longer just that they are now (PART OF THE HOME DEPOT FAMILY!). "Well mortal join us or die either way your fate was sealed the moment you entered the great sliding doors" He says this and you are overtaken by a fear you never felt, a weight on your entire soul. You look down too your shopping cart for something to use as a weapon but to no avail nothing but a coupon for half off on all precut wood, But then you realize that is all you need a new faith fills your body as you chug your fith coores lite this morning and rip your shirt from your body "I AM FLORDA MAN KILLER OF CROCS AND DESTROYER OF NON-AMERICANS YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FOR I WILL TEAR YOUR FLESH FROM BONE WITH MY BEAR HANDS" Your scream this while bounding in the air twoards HOMEDOTIS MAXIMUS who was frozen with fear the moment you said your name (All the while Fourtunate Son grows louder in the background). Your ball your hand into a fist and punch him with all the power of the Florida men who came before you, The moment you make contact with him he is sent flying into the wall and falls to the ground but before you can approach him two police men grab your arms. You awake from a drunken bender where you beat a lost child to death in the lumber aile. And thus ends the saga of FLORIDIA MAN.
"So... You've come all this way. Built your own steps to success... And you think this is how your adventure ends? By destroying me and living happily ever after? Let me remind you, every plank of wood, every screw, and every tool you've used... it all came from me. If you kill me, you will be nothing! Not that it's possible... I am the hardware *god!* I built the very tiles you're standing on! You have no chance of survival!"
“Domain Expansion: Get more Do more” *suddenly Homer starts to levitate in the air* "I am the Bone of my Hammer. Steel is my Body, and Fire is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Homes, Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. Have withstood Pain to create many Houses Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray-- Unlimited Construction Work.” *suddenly thousands of portals open up, construction supplies and tools emerge from the portals and fly at (player), and an entire HD is built around Homer* "As soon as you stepped into these concrete walls your fate has been sealed, and now you shall be reborn into what I see you as in my own vision. Now… let me show you how doers get more done”
When I listen to this I picture a "boss battle" between the guy building the villain's lair and the guy that smuggles in the hero's upgrades/equipment.
Boss:"With my power, and my vision, your existence Is going to burn. As you stand in the ashes of trillions dead souls, The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Come at me boy...." Me: "The question isn’t who is going to let me: it’s who is going to stop me. I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned!!!" *starts fighting* *Kills boss* : "Build your own dreams, or someone will hire you to build yours, and yours seems to be falling down..."
I imagine that if a Pokemon Battle was involved just before this theme, it would go something along the lines of "Elitist Curator Xavier wants to battle!" -- They would be an introvert, and would be a very tough battle; and be the one behind the reason why 'The Elite Four' finds replacements, kinda like a person that pulls the strings simply by sheer act of being that difficult to take down. Then a surprise battle would show up -- "Proficient Master of Finales Extraordinary Dave Ty Jun" would show up after you win that other battle...and this theme would start playing... and the combination of all-one-syllable name-parts and this theme... would let the player KNOW that this is the ultimate test of skill.
"it seems that your journey through the isles and savings has come to an end." "this is your final test" "now lets see what happens when doers get things done"
Ya'll, his tools represent the area of effect, example, the hammer creates a circle damaging area, very predictable if you look at the tools floating next to him
![YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Missing Everything [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dTYeMZGzOzw/mqdefault.jpg)
I can feel the home depot coming inside me
*Boss Music Stops*
AYO
* confused Craig Menear noises *
Bro what?!!!???
Lol how is this my most viewed comment 🤣
We had a project for math class and what we had to do was make our "dream house" and then calculate the area and how much flooring would cost on home depot, so I listened to this the whole time
I need updates
Did it look good
Please give updates. We need to know more of this dream house of yours
No way I had the same exact project a few years ago.
Try the smash remix
The home depot employees on their way to stop me from eating the drywall
fax
wellp, randomly typing "home depot boss theme" didn't disappoint.
That's the power of the Home Depot
Same thing happened to me
@@AverageBurgerboymore saving, more doing
That's hilarious @letusthedragon
I found a different one by typing boss theme
YOU WILL SAVE!
*bunch of hardware tools start floating to him*
YOU *WILL* DO!
*boss theme*
BECAUSE HOME DEPOT
*ZOOMS IN ON BOSS*
IS WHERE DOERS GET. MORE. DONE!
"Okay"
(saves game)
"I'm ready now"
*BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT*
*fade in on me tapping down tile*
There, now. Lets... - wait - when did I build a patio? My apartment doesn't have a yard! WHERE AM I?!
you get more for your MONEY!
You've fought all the Home Depot employees, now its time for the CEO.
What about the manager 🧐
@juantoledo567 he's dealing with a karen at the moment. You have to go back and finish it as a side quest, unfortunately, but if you want to face him sooner, tell the karen there is a sale in the flower center. But you will loose most of the herbs to craft health potions.
What employees? Can never find them when you need them. lol
@@Jct_88he's one of the mini bosses
LEVEL 100 KAREN/KYLE CLASS:DESTROYER AGE:65 WEAPON:VIOCE ABILITY:MELTDOWN NAME : SHAWN
When the Home Depot second phase, Mansion Depot
Phase three: CONDOMINIUM DEPOT
Phase four: world depot
We need a prequel, maybe “The Shed Depot”
Phase one: “The Street Depot”
Phase two: “The Shed Depot”
Phase three: “The Apartment Depot”
Phase four: “The Condominium Depot”
Phase five: “The Home Depot”
Phase six: “The Mansion Depot”
Phase seven: “The World Depot”
Phase eight: “The Universe Depot”
Phase nine: “The Multiverse Depot”
Bonus: “The Lowes Depot”
DLC: “The Home Depot” (Holiday Version)
the spinoff: Office Depot
"As soon as you stepped into these concrete walls your fate has been sealed, and now you shall be reborn into what I see you as in my own vision." -Craig Menier
a min wage 17 year old worker
To paraphrase a comment I saw on another "Home Depot boss music" video:
"More saving... more doing. This is the *POWER* of Home Depot."
The Home Depot boss was so difficult to defeat but the music helped me not lose my sanity.
Now I’m imagining A game where there is a boss fight at the very end where it’s literally just you finding an entire home depot not any actual person just the entire fucking Home Depot building is attacking you with a random tools and equipment and this plays
Sounds like a Cuphead boos lol
As a programmer and possible future game dev, I hope I remember this comment one day
fuck "hope" (sorry if your name is hope), I'm screenshotting this and setting a reminder for 5 years from now.
Reminder set. If I can find this comment in 5 years, hopefully I'll get back to you by April 2029
That reminds me of fighting the hell house in final fantasy 7 it was fun i think doing the same for home Depot would be fun to
Such a beautiful day outside... People are building, customers are buying, and on days like this, customers like you... Should be getting our discounts
reference totally gotten lol
We've noticed odd fluctuations in our buyer retention, customers buying before suddenly boycotting for no discernable reason.
.
.
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*That's your fault isn't it?*
Lower lower yet lower
The discounts going higher
Coupons being printed
This next customer seems very very interesting
What do you two think
Do you want to know what it's like fearing that each day you could be canceled? It's more damaging than pur discounts
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO MAKE THE SAME JOKE!!! 😂😂😂
You open your eyes, "Ahh, your finally awake. Tell me friend... from where do you hail?" A pause, "Not much of a talker huh, that's fine, we are all headed to the same place... the Gal'Lowes. Filthy heathens..." Then a sigh, "A Dad's last thoughts, should be of where he comes from." A dad nearby mutters 'Suther-lands', "I do miss their lovely gardens down south, and I would raise a toast to your mothers." Then you mutter... Home... "Shame what happened there, Land of Bargains, of Doing, until the Ikea'men went to war." A long sigh, "No Dad could withstand their onslaught... and those vile Ikea's weapons they wielded."
"Silence you dadbarians, your time is done. Even a wife could build with the advancements made by Ikean technology."
A dad in the back spat, "And yet you will still see us killed, and for what?!"
"The Ikean counsel wills it. All Lumber'cloaks, are to be executed, won't be long now." Gates opening ahead.
... your chosen Dad chooses his lineage.
At the execution block, a roaring is heard... 'RUN! ITS A KARAGON!' The voice you hear from the creature... "MANAGER! BRING ME.... MANAGER!" As the creature makes all bear witness to her fury.
But you.... you will soon learn, you are Dhova-Dad... Manager-born. Wielder of ancient craftsman tools, and the 'bellows', the old tongue even the Karen's fear... now go forth, child of the Home Depot, reclaim your land, and end the corruption of Karagons and Ikea'ns that would taint the holy land.
May Hapheastus, patron of craftsman, guide your hammer.
THE KAREN IS ABOUT TO ATTACK THE STORE DEFEND
"From the Moment you stepped into my warehouse, your fate was already sealed by my Concrete Will. Once this battle is over, I will rebuild what's left of you in my own vision."
Boss Idea: Dad And Son.
Dad's Stats: 100 in Speed, Attack, and Defense.
Dads Weapon: A wheelbarrow he rams into you and slams on the ground, causing a shockwave.
Son's Stats: 35 Defense, 40 Attack, 200 Speed.
Sons Weapon: He throws his phone at you, and can heal randomly by using his phone.
Drops: Ultra Dad Energy: Attacks do 2x Damage to Home Depot Employees (Ultra-Rare Class) and Sons Phone: Ability to regenerate health when the item is off cooldown(Normal Drop)
Description of the boss: A competitive dad and his son who doesn't want to be here
Description of items: Ultra Dad Energy: You feel the power of a dad who has a neighbor flowing through you.
Description of items: Son's Phone: Its the newest phone model, its full of jokes you do not understand...
ok, i am a small dev, can i use this as a boss idea? i am trying to get this music as well.
And the dad can randomly make you hold the flashlight while insulting you. Dealing massive damages
my game idea now
SON I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED... *ATTACK HIM!*
uh sure dad?
The Son's only attack is to check the phone for something when the Dad needs him to, sometimes the Son tries to help with a tool or attack but the Dad says "no I got it, you'll just do it wrong."
This is what Karen's hear when they see the manager.
Karen Facebook Group Vs Waffle House Management
Send this to a quicksave-spammer with the caption "less saving, more doing"
The battle fucking limits how much you can save during battle.
*You're forced to fight, not cower behind a save icon.*
“Fool… the moment you stepped into my warehouse, you became something I can cut, shape, and mold into something in my image…”
*Random tools and wood planks begin appearing and floating*
“Now… let me show you how doers get more done!”
Our paint comes from blood, and we’re running low.
I'm just imagining Sans the Skeleton with a home depot cap on while this plays
Random Karen: What are you going to do with that Tesseract Saw?
Home Depot Toolman: Shhh....you'll see...
*toolman transforms*
FB Toolman: With this Tesseract Saw, everyone will buy, save and worship me forever!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“The second you walked in the warehouse, I knew what you were.” “ You were always looking for good deals and buying them.” “Respectable to most, but to us you were a monster.” “You never bought anything full price.”
You come into my HOME?! How about I show you what we have in our DEPO and you then you will understand what is in STORE for your crummy adventure!
When there's wood on sale but there's only enough to make one mother's planter box, and there are three dads in the store.
"Looks like its time for plab b.... DADS, ASSEMBLE"
3008 but home depot
Better fight than Lowes, that encounter was more of a puzzle boss to figure out who dropped a dook in the display toilets
Woah, I love the new instrumentals you put here! Really makes it original and not like just another Home Depot remix. Great job!
me when i slap the sand bags at home depot
I am a doer and I must destroy you to get more done, I'm sorry it had to be this way. Once I have defeated you I will erect a statue in memory of you. You were a worthy opponent, "Ikea".
(3008)
I SHALL TAKE UP THE MANTLE OF
*THE HOME IMPROVER*
I am actually working on building everything in my room
Desk
(Bisexual) Closet (gotta have a good one of those)
Bedframe and drawers within
Imagine a game where you are a peice of wood in home depot and a dad is aproaching you and then this theme hits
Tips on how to beat the homer superboss:
1: complete the “infinite ikea” storyline for the ikea team to join you (their swedish meatballs are very effective healing items)
2: defeat the Floridian to acquire the crocodile blade and another army member
3: when homer’s hammer slams the ground, you have a very short window to attack and stun him for Five whole seconds.
4: remember to bring the fixer’s armour and the dad’s belt
5: hope and pray to god homer doesn’t use the sawblades too much.
That beat drop teleported me to the 90s
If Sonic had a Home Depot level. This music would be perfect.
Achievement Unlocked: Forklift Certified
When they catch you trying out all the tools…
Ah. The final boss: Ultra Dad, maker of sawdust, sealer of leaks, and sealer of your fate!
I had a home depot add at the beginning of this
POV:you just stepped into the wrong Home Depot and started the final boss fight...
With these tools and prices my credit card is limitless, as for will be your suffering or buying
MegaMan Ultimate - DepotMan stage theme
As a Lowe's employee, I feel like I'm gonna need a few estus flasks and a bonfire...
“When you entered the building you’re fate was sealed once we are done with the battle I will rebuild what is left of you and better before.”
"From the moment you fell into the ruins of this once great place you signed your own death warrent and you WILL SAVE AND YOU WILL DO! For i am homer THE SOUL OF THE HOME DEPOT!"
For those who haven't played the game, the boss arena starts as just a bare concrete cube, and all of the boss's attacks double to slowly build massive structures, which at first act mainly as cover that gives cover from the hammers and slows down the flying sawblades. However, once the second stage begins and he starts using the wrecking ball, they start to become more of a liability than an asset.
Wow I didn’t know Home Depot had a boss theme this is sick
I wonder if anyone who works at Home Depot heard this and then played it over the speakers in the store
“I will break you down and rebuild you in my own image. Yes… You will do, quite nicely…”
get in the fucking playlIST IM FORCING YOU GO INTO THE PLAYLIST YOU BANGER
FINAL BOSS. LET'S DO THIS!
LOCATION - HOME DEPOT
BOSS THEME NAME: DEPOT DUEL!
NAME: HEART OF HOME.
STATS: 1978 DEF. 6 ATK. 2 HP.
=====================================================
ABILITIES:
BUILDER'S DETERMINATION! - Never able to be taken out with one hit- No matter the circumstances. | QUOTE: "Gh--.. Hah, that all you got? You're gon' need some more tools to fix what im about to do to ya'!" |
FALLIN' BRICKS! - Bricks constantly rain from the skies, dealing 250 damage if landing on a target. Shadows point out where they fall. Can be negated if wearing a construction helmet.
=====================================================
ATTACKS:
BARROWIN' THROUGH! - Wheel barrows will line the edge of the arena, before closing in, as red lines warn the player where they'll be going. If hit, the player takes 50 damage and debris falls all over the arena, tripping up the player for a half second if stepped over. Debris fades away after 10 seconds. | QUOTE: "WATCH YOUR STEP, I GOTTA GET THIS STUFF AROUND!!" |
I *SAW* YA! - Saw-blades begin to barrage the player, dealing 25 damage if landing- staying stuck into the player. After the attack finishes, all blades stuck into the player spin around, dealing a constant 1 DMG every second per blade. Blades dissapear when "I *SAW* YA!" is used again. | QUOTE: "You can see my buildings, but did'ja ever SAW'EM!?" |
NAILED IT! - Works in conjunction with "HAMMERIN' AWAY!". Nails are placed into the field, instantly killing the player if once so happens to land on them, though heavily unlikely to happen if they are paying attention. | QUOTE: "I'MNA HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!" |
HAMMERIN' AWAY! - Hammers slam down into the arena, dealing 200 damage if hitting the player, and 50 if the shockwaves hit. If hitting a nail from "NAILED IT!", the shockwave covers the whole arena, meaning the player must make a precise jump or *COUNTER!*. | QUOTE: "ITS HAMMER TIME!" |
SCREW YOU! - Screws get launched into the arena, then are drilled further in. If hitting the player, the screw will periodically deal 5 damage every millisecond for 2 seconds, before ripping themselves out, dealing an extra 30 damage. Screws drilled into the arena will trip up the player for half a second. They will not dissapear unless damaged enough. (25 HP) | QUOTE: "BAH, SCREW THIS!.. OH, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!" |
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DEATH QUOTE: "GAH-!!.. No.. No this can't be.. Di-.. Didn't I save enough..? What.. Didn't I do..? Noo.. Nooo!.. nnNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"You're finally here" a man clad in orange hat, vest and tool belt that seems to never end, says as you have finally found the right aile. As you approach he stands between you and a 2*4 (Sponsored by Home Depot) that you need to fix the thing your wife is always nagging you about. He pulls out a two four pound malleus with an orange grip and points it twoards you "YOU HAVE COME FOR THE SACRED OAK OF OLD (Sponsored by Home Depot) THEN YOU DONT JUST CHALLANGE ME BUT THE ENTIRE DEPOT!!!!!!!!!!!" As these echoing words leave his mouth the shelves curve and contort to form an arena around you both. Behind the twisted metal and (Home Depot Sponsored Items) you see a deep wicked rage glow an hear the cheers of what you can only make out as customers, but they are no longer just that they are now (PART OF THE HOME DEPOT FAMILY!). "Well mortal join us or die either way your fate was sealed the moment you entered the great sliding doors" He says this and you are overtaken by a fear you never felt, a weight on your entire soul. You look down too your shopping cart for something to use as a weapon but to no avail nothing but a coupon for half off on all precut wood, But then you realize that is all you need a new faith fills your body as you chug your fith coores lite this morning and rip your shirt from your body "I AM FLORDA MAN KILLER OF CROCS AND DESTROYER OF NON-AMERICANS YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FOR I WILL TEAR YOUR FLESH FROM BONE WITH MY BEAR HANDS" Your scream this while bounding in the air twoards HOMEDOTIS MAXIMUS who was frozen with fear the moment you said your name (All the while Fourtunate Son grows louder in the background). Your ball your hand into a fist and punch him with all the power of the Florida men who came before you, The moment you make contact with him he is sent flying into the wall and falls to the ground but before you can approach him two police men grab your arms. You awake from a drunken bender where you beat a lost child to death in the lumber aile. And thus ends the saga of FLORIDIA MAN.
"So... You've come all this way. Built your own steps to success... And you think this is how your adventure ends? By destroying me and living happily ever after? Let me remind you, every plank of wood, every screw, and every tool you've used... it all came from me. If you kill me, you will be nothing! Not that it's possible... I am the hardware *god!* I built the very tiles you're standing on! You have no chance of survival!"
the theme when you send an empolyee search a tools that dont exist
When you finaly are making noticable input in your dad's project
“Domain Expansion: Get more Do more” *suddenly Homer starts to levitate in the air* "I am the Bone of my Hammer. Steel is my Body, and Fire is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Homes, Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. Have withstood Pain to create many Houses Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray-- Unlimited Construction Work.”
*suddenly thousands of portals open up, construction supplies and tools emerge from the portals and fly at (player), and an entire HD is built around Homer*
"As soon as you stepped into these concrete walls your fate has been sealed, and now you shall be reborn into what I see you as in my own vision. Now… let me show you how doers get more done”
When I listen to this I picture a "boss battle" between the guy building the villain's lair and the guy that smuggles in the hero's upgrades/equipment.
Despite what Reddit believes I think this boss battle was harder than the secret post-game boss (spoilers) HH Greg
THIS SHIT IS FIRE DOE
You called?
@@DDoe6237he did indeed call
Pov: the nuclear bomb has start world war 3 everything is gone there's nothing we can do :meanwhile: home Depot. We're here
My favorite out of all remixes lol
Had this in background last night, magically got better in an Fps game with it playing.
I have a friend who hates Home Depo, so I'm gonna send this to him. Iol.
Does he like boss music???
@@ChristianGibbons777 Yes.
He must be a Lowe’s fan
this video helped me imagine an entire home depot final boss design, thank you
excellent
Power of the home Depot
I think this one is my favorite of the bunch I’ve listened to.
Thank you for creating my next dnd sessions dwarf boss fight specifically day 2
“You are a doer. Therefore, *you will be done.”*
why does he look like the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs but younger
Home depot lore
If my dad coming home drunk late at night was an Undertale boss
Boss:"With my power, and my vision, your existence Is going to burn. As you stand in the ashes of trillions dead souls, The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Come at me boy...."
Me: "The question isn’t who is going to let me: it’s who is going to stop me. I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned!!!" *starts fighting* *Kills boss* : "Build your own dreams, or someone will hire you to build yours, and yours seems to be falling down..."
Phase 3: *pray to your god*
ok this is great, i am a small game dev and was wondering if I could use this in a game? For a final boss the name for the boss is "Your Dad"
Tell game name
I imagine that if a Pokemon Battle was involved just before this theme, it would go something along the lines of "Elitist Curator Xavier wants to battle!" -- They would be an introvert, and would be a very tough battle; and be the one behind the reason why 'The Elite Four' finds replacements, kinda like a person that pulls the strings simply by sheer act of being that difficult to take down. Then a surprise battle would show up -- "Proficient Master of Finales Extraordinary Dave Ty Jun" would show up after you win that other battle...and this theme would start playing... and the combination of all-one-syllable name-parts and this theme... would let the player KNOW that this is the ultimate test of skill.
all im saying jack, give construction a chance
with these wood planks im FUCKING REBUILDABLE
"I am the doer that got more done, feel the power of building...."
U N D E R A T E D
"it seems that your journey through the isles and savings has come to an end."
"this is your final test"
"now lets see what happens when doers get things done"
"Will you save? Will you do? Or will your fate be forever sealed by my easy-to-mix concrete will?"
Rolling credits for an unnecessarily deep tutorial for how to change a tire.
This is my anthem for building a city while fighting someone in fortnite
Is this on Spotify? I'd love to have this in the mix of the rest of my weird stuff.
underated af
"Lowe. Menard. You on the tractor. You're too late. Behold my power tools!"
I literally cannot describe how im feeling right now, i have the urge to fucking explode for some reason, what is even happening?!
This is the man you seek when the storm is approaching
Don't see? It's over, I have the Home Supplies!
*Falling furniture attack flashbacks*
seriously, it took me weeks to get past that boss
When you're driving in NASCAR in the late 90s/early 2000s and Tony Stewart is behind you.
infinite IKEA: "this isn't my league, see you all in hell!"
Ya'll, his tools represent the area of effect, example, the hammer creates a circle damaging area, very predictable if you look at the tools floating next to him
*Starts grabbing hammers* you fool, nobody can stop our great prices.
Holy Depot that beat drop was sick
now home depot theme is presently burnt into my search history
Could you make an extended version of this, it’s amazing
This thing... Would make the icon of sin, nytharolotep, even chernobog look like imps
Hometale
1ATK
1DEF
sans, the easiest Home Depot employee.
- MORE FIXING, MORE DOING (=
Boss rewards: 1,000,000 money, the drill punch gauntlet, sawblade gun, and the rocket hammer.
god homer please dont hurt me holy shit oh god
Mr. Depot wants to fight!