Thomas Middleditch & Ben Schwartz - “Four Dudes Kissing (Jake’s Dick)” [If I Were You Show Intro]

Here is the intro theme to If I Were You's 100th episode titled "Family Fiction" featuring J&A legends Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz. This is easily one of the best intros in the show's history and the fact it was improv'd on the spot by two master improv players makes it that much better. As a result, I just had to isolate it up and upload it on its own so you didn't have to go searching for the episode itself.
All credit and ownership to Jake and Amir/Headgum. I am simply making this easier to access for the masses. Enjoy!
LYRICS:
If I were you
With Jake and Amir
Talking ‘bout if I were you
Sheddin’ a tear
I said if I were you
I’d make up my mind real quick
If Jake was you
He’d probably let you suck his dick
Dick
That’s what this song is really about
Dick, dickky dick
That’s what this song’s about
Oh Jake’s ol’ dick
He’s got a nice D
I saw it in the shower yester-D
It sways and flows like this
But you don’t know until you see him piss
Holding hands
Looking at each other in the eyes and kissing
That’s right we hold each others hands
We look at each other’s eyes and we kiss
Four dudes kissing (if I were you)
Four dudes kissing (if I were you)
Staring in each other’s eyes
If I were you

[@davidgross5881]

WHAT ARE THE CHORDS?!???! WHOAH!!!!!!

[@messeduphumer]

David Gross I thinks it’s G, D, C then something else I’m missing. Maybe idk haha

[@messeduphumer]

I’d also love to know the chords on this!!