Bug does that. if he does go outside by any means.. he goes outside.. looks around and rolls around in the dirt.. sometimes he just looks.. very easy to recapture!
I had a cat that was terrified of the outside, but when a Australian guy was one of the guys who brought our new fridge, she followed him out and was going to go home with him. She was kind of a sl*t...
@@gl15col That is really funny. Brownie another of my dad's cats will flop over when he wants pets... One of my mom's cats will show his belly to everyone and sit with everything on display. It's funny! He is the sweetest cat ever... to humans
My cat requires a royal escort to go outside in the flowerbed. He's fine with going outside, but one of us has to be there. The minute his escort goes inside, he freaks out and starts screaming at the door. He's a marshmallow of a boy who the neighbor cats pick on, so I understand.
@@kylajensen1957 Beto, my mom's cat is a bully. Will tend to lick the cats he is near and then bites them. He runs up to them (often out of his way) and attack them.. However he is a total sweetie of a cat to humans and I have annoyed him (I think) so much he will now jump down off my mother's couch and run up to me to rub against my leg. So he clearly hates me
PSA, most two headed animals don't survive very long because they do exactly what the turtle did. They start biting each other when they want to feed. They don't have the level of awareness to know that either of them eating will give them sustenance, so they are in constant competition over food.
The owners have to be careful about giving both heads food to be busy with, while also making sure solid pieces of food don't meet at the spot where the pipes converge and get stuck.
@@feuerling The Natural History Museum in Geneva has been taking care of a two-headed tortoise for... 25 years? I think? He's called Janus.^^ Afaik, he's the oldest two-headed tortoise alive. My guess is that's it's easier for an institution like this to take care of them than regular folks?
I had a cat that realized I absolutely can’t stand the sound of papers being rustled, so every morning he would find paper somewhere and rustle it until I got up and fed him. Pure evil!
I had one that would turn the alarm clock on. Like she learned the button sequence to override when the clock was supposed to go off and forth to go off immediately.😂 I think she was around 17 or 18 when she figured out how to do this and she was almost completely deaf by then. It drove my father crazy but he couldn't be mad at her cuz she was old.
@@GretchZ I have never heard that phrase before. I was referencing a post from black Twitter treads on Instagram about the way men will jump in grinding on women when they just want dance alone. That's for the unhand him part. The first part is how I talk lol.
22:26 That Gabriel Iglesias video cuts off at the best part. He says, "We have your father. We're coming back for you in an hour. Do your homework" and they ride away. His girlfriend calls him saying he's an ass, he ask what Franky's doing. "He's doing his homework". I absolutely love Gabriel. He's hilarious.
A funny thing I learned about two headed animals is that each head has its own little personality and makes its own decisions. Sometimes with two headed snakes the heads will want to go in different directions and they'll stretch as far away from each other as they can but since they share a body they usually end up going straight.
My neighbor's cat has packed his bags and moved in a few months ago. We are dog people and now we have a cat. We were looking and thinking about getting a dog. The cat came from a full household.
Mine is my overlord who demands his food by repeatedly divebombing me when I’m trying to sleep At least it feels like divebombing. I think he might be using me as a human springboard to practice on for the kitty Olympics Anyway it’s not pleasant being woken up by ~8 pounds of feline weight just suddenly landing on you 🤣
You've almost described the plot of the movie "In Time" (Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy), where time is currency and everyone has a clock on their arm that counts down. Instead of working jobs to earn money, you earn time. Great movie. A dystopian universe where your body/life relies on subscriptions would be just as insane.
Its a bit closer to Repomen. Artificial organs for anything but you have to pay them off (like a loan) and if you default some dudes come round and cut it back out to repossess it.
Was looking for this comment. - The bigger reason why the movie fits the description of the thing is that in the movie, society figured out a way to stop aging and make people functionally immortal. - But then monetized and time became a currency. The rich live forever, people are born with one year banked up that they can't use up until they're 18 or 21 and stop aging, and the system "kicks in". Instead of having to pay money for immortal organs they skipped the middleman and simply made time the money. Clarifying for people who don't know the plot of the movie, and may be wondering why it's so fitting.
I would tilt my head to see if the double vision stays in the same alignment because it probably means the frame of my glasses are bent out of shape again.
@@persooniemand8346 I have that in 1 eye, but it's only noticeable when I look at stars. Anything closer, zero issue, looking at a star and it's double, in 1 eye.
honestly, I kinda expected him to say that the people in the distopian future wouldn't even be able to die because dying would also be something they would have to pay for. so they are stuck existing in agony as their bodys fail them. they cant see, feel hear or taste. just stuck in never ending isolation and agony.
Couple days ago I was in a train. There was a kid (around 5 or 6 years) with really bad hearing. He was with his mother. Not sure what he did, but the mother starts to lecture him about behaviour. He looks her dead in the eye, turns his hearing aids off says "Sorry, I can't hear you." and returns to do what he was doing
My friends kid who is partially deaf will randomly sign the words "ear power dead" when his mum's telling him off, then when she's not looking he'll turn his cochlear implant off ... Little turd tried that on me, and got super bummed to learn that I know more Makaton than him!
10:49 this reminds me how our English teacher had us do the "about me" worksheet and he did one himself. There was a question about our mantra in life and he answered "age is just a number". Me and my classmate frantically asked him what he meant by that. He excitedly explained that even when he's older every year he can still do things he did as a wee lad. He used that same answer for 4 other classes, he was not pleased to learn the actual meaning and that other classes didn't tell him.
@@VictoriaEMeredith “age is just a number” is also used by predators and creeps as an excuse for why it’s “okay” to be dating underaged people as an adult. Can also be used for general age gaps between two adults, but it’s more common for when a creepy adult wants to date a minor.
When I was 13, I did my favorite Girl Scout Badge ever. I don't remember what it was called, but it was all about psychology and social norms. So instead of having to do normal things like sewing or camping to get the badge, I had to do things that broke obvious social cues. I can't remember everything I did, but the two that stand out in my memory are standing "the wrong way" in an elevator (like the woman in 32:30) and having to wear clothes that don't "fit in." That second one was tough because I went to a Catholic school with a uniform - so I ended up wearing a hijab, which confused literally everybody at school.
I was quite fortunate. I had no idea if I'd be into roller coasters, but my first one was the tallest and fastest in my country at the time, and still very impressive internationally, if not at the top. Very minimal harness too. Imagine if I discovered I wasn't into it? Haha.
The "old relative playing dumb" reminds me of my grand-father who liked to make jokes, and at the age of 90, pulled one to me and my grand-mother. It was in early January, and he was at the window looking outside. And he started commenting about how it was a sad, cold weather, without snow, grey skies, and how Christmas would be ruined. My grand-mother was really distressed (my grand father had sometime minor memory losses but never a "time awareness loss") until my grand father turned to look at us with a big grin and saying "Yes it would really be bad if we still have this weather for Christmas in 11 months!"
The craziest thing for me is some of the most amazing times of my life were really screwed up and dangerous and upsetting and weird. Woke up on a bookshelf because of Jäger. Time travelled across town 20min minimum and turned into a slideshow in Denny’s on nutmeg. Woke up in a bed made of chairs on new years to the sound of lawn chairs being smashed in the next room. Soled up on a slow, diesel night train to Hokkaido, dehydrated, delirious, hallucinating, unable to understand the local dialect spoken by the people working on he train. Meet some peeps the next time I’m in Japan staying in the same building. Hang out as a trio, basically drinking, smoking and talking shit. After two weeks, wakes me up from a nap, makes me eat sliced chocolate-flavoured bread, asks for my Facebook (never had one, don’t think I was believed), proposes to me, then just POOF leaves forever. That’s the craziest thing that’s happened to me out of all of the above. Who does that?! Who meets a crazy slacker nearly 30 barely going to community college, whose idea of a summer vacation is “lay around and smoke cigarettes in the hallway on the other side of the world” and that’s ALL you know about them??? I have no idea how I survived until my mid 30s
I mean it's baked in to the etymology for people with a medical background and word nerds. The suffix -algia means "pain" from the Greek root "algos". And "nostos" meant "the homecoming" so the original usage of "nostalgia" meant "acute homesickness". But I think people can definitely get addicted to feeling bad out of custom and negative thoughts can gain control as there are literal changes to our neural pathways the more we think about things and make certain associations. Pretty much everybody has a food or alcohol they can't consume anymore because it provokes instant nausea triggered purely by the memory of the traumatic experience they had with vomiting it up one long, miserable night...
Lol, I watched this video right after the one with the medic confession about the event more known from Wikileaks video called "collateral murder" and thought that I will never use this joke with the people I don't know well😅
36:35 As someone who works with animals, this idea wouldn't even work. You'd just have a suffering pig and even less meat than normal because, if the pig managed to survive (it very most likely wouldn't past a few days from stress alone), and managed to remotely heal, it would just be a bunch of scar tissue, which super tough, and not very tasty. All in all, 0/10 would not recommend
Also isn't that literally how the big feasts in Norse Mythology works? Sæhrímnir? ...Yeah no looking it up, whoever that person was must've read Magnus Chase or something because the idea is literally Sæhrímnir.
I (40+ F) will confidently and correctly use current slang in front of younger people, then when they look surprised, I say "What? I'm hip to the jive" and watch the mental whiplash that ensues. 😂
3:38 I don't know if anyone else has said this, but that 'eye doctor' is Michael Carbonaro. He's a magician who had/has his own show called the Carbonaro Effect, where he basically just... Does this in various ways. Basically he's the king of harmless but very amusing pranks, it's delightful to watch.
It's not just a guy thing, some women have this as well but they like to give us this little pearl thing that's like harder to do than a regular button and then they put it in that horrible position and I hate them so much.
33:53 I had it where my psychology teacher made a quiz where 5 questions in a row were C, because that unit was about how the brain recognizes patterns and optical illusions, and she claimed it was to see if we were paying attention. A test inside of a test. Diabolically brilliant.
14:39 95% Everclear is basically pure ethanol. 100% ethanol will actually suck moisture out of the air until it reaches a concentration of 96%. You actually can't distill to higher than 95%, you have to chemically separate out the remaining 4% of water using other techniques.
@@lothcatskilledthesith6903 hahahaa! That makes me want to try it, and I don't drink anymore. Is it as bad as cheap Smirnoff? That stuff tastes like petrol.
Morbidly curious have you actually drank petrol? Just wondering cause to me beer tastes like a mold experiment but I didn't actually lick a petri dish they just smell similar if not the same, so I assume it so.@@KayGreylai
@@KayGreylai as a recovered alcoholic who picked everclear as the drink of choice just bc it was strong & really cheap, it feels like how i imagine it would feel if you did one of those shots they set on fire first. except you don't blow the fire out, the shot is bees, and also your mouth goes numb. tastes like you decided to chug the isopropyl out of a first aid kit, lmao 😖
I had a PhD student that ran a lab I was in in college claimed that they would go get ever clear if they want out of ethanol for specimen preservation. I am inclined to believe it...
It’s nice to hear about Simba. Our 15-year-old cat was diagnosed with diabetes a few weeks ago, and knowing Simba’s diabetes was being treated successfully was one of the reasons we decided to treat our cat at home when the vet suggested putting him to sleep. (edit to add: He’s doing much better, btw.)
Why did the vet suggest putting down a cat for diabetes? That is insane. Sure, at one point you might not be able to help, when they are blind, their kidney's failed and they start to get sores on their body. But it takes YEARS to get to that point when you half-ass your diabetes management. When you do the best possible with modern medicine there is no difference in life expectancy.
@hannajung7512 I think he said it because our cat is 15 years old and feral-born, we were going to have a hard time affording that day’s visit, and no one else around would probably be interested in taking him in. The only other problem the vet talked about was his obvious weight loss (from ok to underweight). We had to take away their dry food, keep at least him indoors, sort out our spending, and start feeding him only Fancy Feast Classic Pate, but it seems to be working well. We’re a little burnt out and need to relax, but it’s worth it. (eta: It took me over a week to get the hang of the injections, but he’s definitely getting them every 12 hours.)
Glad your cat is doing better, its so sad how many vets recommend giving up when most cats diabetes can be managed with diet and insulin. When i was young my moms cat was diagnosed so we spent the first year or so testing his sugar constantly and once he was on a good diet it was basically like he wasn't diabetic at all, we monitored his health just the slightest bit more than our other cats and he lived to be 21. So happy you didn't give up on your fur baby and i hope they have many more years with you ❤
I’m glad you are trying. It is VERY treatable, but it takes a fairly substantial amount of money, time, consistency, and most of effort. The office I worked for always recommended treating, but we would information, give ideas or prices, how to manage to it, etc so they could make an informed decision. Some people just can’t do it.
As someone with HORROBLE distance vision, if someone tried that prank on me, I wouldn't even know it! 😂 I literally wouldn't be able to tell if he was holding two sticks, wearing two ties, or two pairs of glasses. 😂😂😂
26:00 that movie is called "Repoman" where the main character is a repoman for people who have not yet paid their subscription to their organs and has to reposes them back to the company, but after an accident he himself has to get a new heart and is running from his life, now on a mission to stop the company from having a subscription to organs. I love the movie. It may not be for everyone, and it is not Oscar winning, but I recommend it when.
@@phoenixfire8978the Henrico opera was actually a movie first. And then repo man came out and it was... not good. To be fair, the generic olera is also trash, but it's a airfield kind of trash that's brilliant and totally amazing and I love it to death
the guy throwing a tantrum when the Karen was yelling at him for being in the wrong area was so hilarious that I was laughing so hard I cried. That was absolutely epic! I'm also surprised she stayed and watched it!
childhood trauma didn't make me a trans guy, fake pockets did edit: childhood trauma doesn't actually make a person trans. also corrected "child" to "childhood"
Dear Mr Deck/Click, I just wanted to say thank you for all the joy you have brought to us through the years, especially for two things: 1. I watched your content and exposed my kids to the most kid-friendly videos. I feel this was instrumental in my teenage daughter feeling safe enough to come out to us without fear. Thank you for making her feel safe. 2. I have been bedridden for most of this year with an M.E. flare. Our bedroom doesn’t have a window I can look out from, so I feel a bit sad and isolated some days. Your videos have cheered me up so much, and your wholesome commentary has often restored my faith in humanity. For those two reasons, thank you very much for your hard work! With very best wishes, -Cautha (and her family)
the screaming whistles are reproduction models propably tinkered to have a much greater effect for modern audiences. The originally unearthed skull whistles have a way softer athmospheric wind sound, beliefed to appease the wind gods as a burial object. The whole narration that aztecs used them to scare enemies in battle is nothing more but speculation.
@silorion9967 From what I remember, they were used at night mostly. Imagine you're trying to explore an unknown land, sleeping in a small camp, not knowing what's around you. Then you get waken up by that noise all around you. I'd just call it quits and wait by the boats.
Ugh they sold these at some of the cultural sites I visited in Mexico,. There were so many children running around and that awful noise.. Kinda funny at first, but it got old really fast.
Those aztec death whistles are absolutely genius. I can imagine scaring the shit out of people waiting in an empty metro station at night by blowing the whistle with the great echo down there
@@TheGryphonLJJif someone actually believes dinosaurs and Aztecs were alive at the same time, and doesn’t realize that that was a joke, they have bigger problems…
Reminder that just because Satan and Hades live underground does not make them equivalent! Hades is actually a really chill guy, arguably one of the least morally dubious gods. But I guess Satan is also pretty chill... And when you look closely, he's not such a bad guy... Wait a minute...
Yep. Hades is a hard-working guy with a dog and a good relationship with his wife. And Satan hasn't killed anyone in the bible, and his advice to Eve was on point. Even testing the big J was just part of his job, as is testing peopes faith if you think about it.
If you actually read the Bible Satan is just Gd’s vice squad. “You wanna buy this sin over here? You’ll get this candy…” “No.” “You sure?” “Yes.” “Nice. See you later.” “Ah, crap.” “Woot woot!”
The thing about cybernetic eyes happened. A company made artificial retinas for people with retinitis pigmentosa, that company got bought by another and that new company shut it all down, meaning thousands of people were reblinded and now have to have surgery to have the retinal implants renoved
@@dashfire3185 the technology is no longer supported and produced, so if parts break they can't get repairs anymore, even though the company promised to continue support. The company is instead focusing on brain implants for artificial vision
One of my favorite pranks I've seen in real life is a kid in my high school (long, long ago) stood up on a table at lunch, yelled "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY" and ripped off his sweatpants, only to reveal that he was wearing basketball shorts underneath. I've never heard so many people do that surprised/startled laugh at once in my life. He got detention but he said that it was worth it.
That sibling one reminds me of a post from a mom like "I have one child inventing a parachute and the other...how do I put this nicely? Is willing to test it." Lol
I have never understood why some people with multiple bathrooms will only have one plunger for their home. I get it, it seems redundant, especially if you really only use one, but there's a lot less embarrassment when your guests don't have to ask you for the plunger. That's why I have a plunger in each bathroom because I don't want anyone telling me they need my help to flush their shit.
Probably because people are really only thinking of when they would need the plunger and the thought of any extra ones doesn't come to mind until you have the guest that needs it. Proactive vs reactive purchase.
What the actual F are you talking about? If you need a plunger to get your toilet to flush, it doesn't mean you need to keep buying more plungers, it means there is something obviously wrong with your toilet.
@@nathangamble125 MAN POO IN TOILET. POO TOO BIG: CLOG TOILET, NO FLUSH. MAN NEED GO ASK HOUSE OWNER FOR PLUNGER CAUSE BIG POO. MAKES MAN SAD TO HAVE TO SAY. MAN CRY INSIDE.
27:30 One year, my parents accidentally bought candles that would re-light each time they were blown out for my little brother's birthday cake. Best accidental prank ever. The first couple of times, we were all going, "That's weird, oh well," but then each subsequent attempt got funnier and funnier until they looked at the candle box. They saw the part saying they wouldn't go out, and it was hilarious. They thought they had bought regular candles (they were just in the baking aisle with the other candles). One of my favorite memories as a kid, ngl.
I remember one of my late grandfather's birthdays someone had the bright idea to get one of those singing candles that plays happy birthday when you light it. Only the thing WOULD NOT SHUT UP. It was amazing because this thing was indestructible. Like multiple family members tried to mutilate this candle. About an hour later still going strong, driving the entire house crazy, someone decided to try drowning it in the kitchen sink. They freaking water boarded a candle. But it worked!Everyone was laughing hysterically at that point. Best birthday ever.
@foureyedelf6151 The best family events are always the most chaotic. Another fun one I have was a few years ago for Thanksgiving. My parents decided to host my mom's side. We had Nana, Papa, Mom, Dad, Aunt, Uncle, my two brothers, our two cousins, and me. Our dogs were on the front porch because they kept trying to get out of their room, and that way, they could at least be outside. The big door was open with just the glass one closed, so we could see the dogs on the porch. Everyone was in the living room eating dinner together. I had the best view in the house of this event. I could see everyone and the dogs from where I stood. My grandparents were highly religious when they were alive. The same goes for my aunt and uncle. All of a sudden, Mom yells "SHIT" and runs to the porch. Our larger dog decided to take a dump right in front of the door. Nana, Papa, Aunt, and Uncle are all shocked and "clutching their pearls." My cousins, brothers, and myself all started laughing our asses off. The whole thing was chaotic, funny, and still nice. It was also the last Thanksgiving we had with Nana and Papa before they both passed. Chaotic family events really are the best ones. 😂
My family has a great story about those re-lighting trick candles. For my father's 60th birthday, my sister and I concocted a plan where we would have sixty candles on his birthday cake, but a little under half of them were re-lighting candles strategically placed so that they wrote the number 60. I'm sure it would have been really cool, if putting sixty lit candles on one cake didn't end up setting off the fire alarm. ...and the sprinkler. ...while we were vacationing in a timeshare. 😅
@@foureyedelf6151 Don't those candles usually just react to light? Wouldn't covering it with something already have worked? We have a Christmas candle like that - it's over 40 years old by now and the battery still works which is really a miracle. We take it out of its box once a year so it can herald the start of Christmas - and then it's put back into the box so it will stop making music again.
43:31 this guy reminds me of the movie Amelie where she does a load of annoying little pranks on her neighbour to get back at him for repeatedly being mean to his disabled nephew. He actually starts to question his sanity. One of my faves, highly recommend it.
around minute 25, Click begins talking about a dystopian future where they can sell organs and shut them off if not paid for and my brain went "That is repo man, you're describing repoman." lol
2:58 fun fact, the lack of pockets in women's apparel isn't even a thing in many countries. It's an entirely arbitrary choice, presumably to sell more bags or something. IMO we should bring back cargo shorts. And we can all ride skateboards too!
Exactly. They stopped putting in pockets so they could sell us bags. But it's changing now. I've bought more dresses with pockets in the last 5 years than in my entire life. Huge Pockets! Especially in A-Line dresses and skirts.
I regret to inform you that for some of us, “pay or we take away bodily function” is just called medical insurance. 😅 Also non-insurance covered devices or medication, as the case may be. I’d benefit from a device called Embr, which helps people like me whose autonomic nervous system doesn’t function well. It gets hot or cold to help you regulate your body temperature. It’s a $20/mo USD subscription. I’m not even able to afford food that doesn’t give me hives on the regular, so that’s right out for me. My friend Rosa has diabetic retinopathy, and has to get shots directly into her eyeballs so she doesn’t lose her vision. She’s a massage therapist (not a euphemism) and struggles to keep her insurance as an independent contractor. When she can’t afford insurance that month, neither can she afford the injections, which are $200-$2000 (according to Google) apiece and needed monthly.
@@codename495 You'd think that at some point in the intervening 120 years of women's liberation, some women would have become designers of women's clothing, implemented pockets in them, and made mountains of money by freeing women from the tyranny of purses.
Fact time! Ethanol cannot be concentrated by ordinary distillation to greater than 97.2% by volume (95.6% by weight), because at that concentration, the vapor has the same ratio of water to alcohol as the liquid, a phenomenon known as azeotropy. The 190-proof variant of Everclear is 92.4% ethanol by weight and is thus produced at approximately the practical limit of distillation purity.
But there HAS to be something more than water in the tiny percentage, because I have had moonshine well over 80% and it went down like water and gave me no hangover, despite being drunker than I have ever been. Everclear burns like nothing else and is made of headaches.
@@GretchZdid it say proof or % proof is 2 times the percent value so 100 proof is 50% but if you're right the more likely idea is there was stuff in your moonshine everclear at it's 95% is pure ethanol or as close as you can get to it nothing more nothing less
Once anything becomes really close to pure, it gets quite extreme. The best example I can think of rn is rubbing alcohol: can't do shit to superglue at 70%, eats away at it instantly at 99%. Another good example is oxygen: kinda good at fire at 20%, an unstoppable force of flame at even 60%.
I love Gabriel Iglesias... he's hilarious. The rest of the joke is that he gets Frankie to do his homework and his girlfriend calls him to tell him he's an ass. it was something like "What's he doing?" - Gabriel, "His homework" - the GF, "that's called parenting" - Gabriel He had a police escort for some show he was doing, I think?
36:06 There is this old posts/meme that keeps popping up from time to time, where the text says something along the lines of "in Ancient Egypt people worshipped cat. The cats never forgot" 😂
2:59 the problem with this plan is… who’s deciding outfits? if men decide outfits, why would they make the mess of buttons? if women decide outfits, why don’t they add pockets? is it that outfits can only be designed by the gender opposite to the one wearing it? in which case, who designs nonbinary outfits? what about genderfluid ones?
@@Just1Nora ahahahaha i was kidding! obviously there are no lizards and they are not designing clothing. hahaha. ha HA ha. (it's fine they'll never know)
28:36 I am a Getting Over It speedrunner. Not the best (around top ~700 in the world), but a Getting Over It speedrunner nonetheless. You can bet your ass I'm going to fuck with my children/nieces/nephews when I have the chance. "Ah yes, Timmy, this game is easy. See? I just beat it in 4 minutes! If you beat it in 30 minutes, I'll give you 100 bucks." And then watch their world burn.
25:30 the producers of SAW made a musical of almost exactly this. It's called Repo the genetic rock opera and it's based in a society where you finance new organs/body parts and if you dont keep up the subscription they get repossessed. It's nowhere near as gory as SAW and it's actually pretty good. One of the characters has financed eyes and has to keep working for a specific company or they'll reposess her vision. Definitely worth a watch and now I'm going to have Zydrate Anatomy stuck in my head all day
I remember talking about how much I love the movie Repo Man (classic 1980s gonzo cinema), and a friend says “So do I! Let’s watch it!” And puts on Repo: The Genetic Opera and I have never had a more “what the actual frick…?” look on my face as they say “What?” Genuinely not realise that when I said I like a movie called “Repo Man” I actually meant a movie that was truly titled “Repo Man”. I have never seen Repo: The Genetic Opera, since even thinking about it reminds me of looking forward to seeing one of my favorite films and then getting the rug pulled out from under me. That was at least 14 years ago and all I have to say is this: a repo man’s always intense.
7:12 I used to do this to my kid when she was 4-5 years old. She would start pitching a fit and I would interrupt her and say “my turn, my turn! _WAAAAAHHH-HUHHUHHUUUAAAA!_ …okay it’s your turn.” She would gawk at me in silence and hesitantly start fussing again. Then I’m “okay, nice one. My turn again! WAA-“ and she’d either say _no no no stop_ or just refuse to take another turn in embarrassment. 😂
Matthew and Paul are a couple that does pranks. They're all nice, and they make Paul, who is blind, feel normal. They both ALWAYS laugh at the end, and Paul's exclamation of "MATTHEEEEWW!" fuels my soul. They belong on r/nicepranks :D
Look up Toxoplasma Ghondi or whatever. Also, it originally started out as a mutually beneficial cohabitation arrangement; early humans built grain silos and stuff, which attracted all the small critters a cat could eat, making it much easier for cats to find food. Meanwhile, humans saw the small apex predator kill all the little shits that kept eating their food, all without needing any form of maintenance, and just let them exist in their vicinity.
Cats feel very autistic coded to me. They like routines, don't handle change well, and sometimes get so overstimulated they bite you or just have meltdowns and fuck things up
39:37 So you can 3D print Aztec death whistles, ive always wanted to do that and adapt them to some form of compressed gas and then youd have endless possibilities to make triggers for them. You could do tripwires, pressure plates. If you get an electronic release you could do break beams, motion sensors, maybe connect it to your house alarm system. The entire world will start to believe in existence bashies again once im done.
My favorite prank video is one where some guys are "reverse pickpocketing". Aka they sneak 100 dollar bills into people's purses and wallets! It's incredible how good they are at misdirection, and the reactions when people find this little blessing in their pockets is so beautiful. ;u;
I need to do this Also wow inhaler powder would suck to have in a tire, the tire would never heat up and inflate cuz of the particles adding thermal mass
26:10 there is a movie kind of like this, called Repo: The Genetic Rock Opera, where Anthony Stewart Head repossesses the transplant organs of people who haven't paid their bills.
Me and a friend were arguing to a teacher about how cargo pants are the best, so we (both girls) could have all the pockets we could want, and he said he was fine with his real pockets. A couple weeks later I saw said teacher wear cargo pants (first time id seen) WE WON!! POCKETS WILL ALWAYS WIN!!! go cargos
34:02 I once read a post from a teacher, who said they always gave their small daughter the answer empty sheet and asked her to colour it in, then they'd make the answer correspond with where she'd coloured the dot. If multiple dots were coloured in, then there'd just be multiple correct answers. One day, the daughter had only coloured the "A" dot and the teacher said it was the most entertaining exam/test they'd ever attended as their students just kept panicking and stressing about how improbable it was, that all the correct answers were "A"😂😂😂
1:30 this is actually really bad for a child's psyche.. It is not a "Omg this was such a long and scary walk" it is more of a "I was running away and no one cared enough to come after me or stop me"
I recently went and rewatched 10-12 and while I think 11 had the best overarching storyline, 12 was the best actor to play the doctor. He just made every scene so good.
@@feuerling just 10-12 with a little bit of 13 but you can probably guess how that one turned out. Watched the 14th specials and 15ths current run. So only new who, should probably go back and watch 9 too.
Timestamp 12:27 - there was actually once a triangular USB stick that would h even more efficient, but was scrapped when testers reported needing to rotate is upwards of 6 full rotations to make it connect.
I saw the one with the Everclear on tumblr; apparently at the doses they threw it in and then hitting it with that much Everclear basically turns it to, and I quote "citrus flavored paintthinner" 😅
The Aztec Empire was founded in 1428. It's crazy how we all get that WAYYYYY wrong. We have the Aztecs as ancient in our minds, while they found their empire 25 years before the end of the Medieval era🤯
Hey, hey, stop roping me into your troubles with remembering when the Aztec empire was. I would have answered "I don't know, but not ten million years ago."
Oh wow, that's the same year the Saku Hotel & Hot Springs in Japan first opened for business, and that's still owned by the same family. Aztec Empire really fell off.
@@krystlvines Not necessarily a discrepancy in tech, but definitely a discrepancy in preservation and records. Archaeologists have managed to find out some really cool tech they had such as floating (on water, not air, ofc) gardens. They had tools a-plenty, cities, infrastructure... They weren't barbaric or uncivilized. The way their civilization fell led to a loss of records. That's all.
Fun fact: when COVID hit the US, many distilleries in my area got special permission to add bitterant to their product and distribute it as hand sanitizer. So, yeah.
26:00 There is a movie kind of like that called "In Time" The basic premise is in the future everyone is "immortal" in that when you turn 25, a countdown starts on your arm for 1 year and when that timer runs out, you will instantly die. However, you can earn more time by doing things like working a job or other forms of labor. On top of that, everything costs time, so in effect, time is like a currency. The benefit though is that you are effectively frozen at the age of 25, no matter how old you get, your body will always be the body of a 25 year old. In theory, you could live forever, as long as you keep working.
1:41 independence phase, quite literally. It's the age of tantrums egg teen children realize they're their own person and not a part of the parent. They want to be independent and are still very dependant on their parents. The conflict is very noticeable when the need for independence versus the still needing your parents are getting the gears grinded. It's a tiny puberty in terms of chaos in the brain, really.
8:54 I do stuff like this at work. My clients are very chronically constipated. It's like some elephant egg. It put the egg where the diapers and wet toilet paper are trashed.
43:38 actually it's worse if its a tissue, because then the entire laundry load is covered in lil pieces of tissue paper and then get into every fold and sleeve.
10:05 Premium air is actually a thing, you can get your tires filled with nitrogen, has some minor advantages that are really not worth it for regular use, but it is a thing.
The advantages in question are not only small, but basically irrelevant. The only meaningful one is that nitrogen filled tires lose pressure somewhat slower, but... yeah, you're supposed to check tire pressure occasionally anyway, and refilling with air is trivial.
I don’t know if this has been said- but a lot of stadiums and live performance type stuff will have song cues to alert staff and not panic the public. So “we didn’t start the fire” was probably just played to alert staff without causing audience panic. They do this at circus events as well.
I get kind of Karen-esk about people entering the exit of my favorite shopping center. The entrance/exit have regulatory lights showing when you can go & when you have to stop. People would rather turn 10 feet sooner than what they are supposed to & turn into the exit then get mad that you are sitting there waiting for your light to turn so that you can leave the parking area by making a turn left/right or go straight. Like dude! I am waiting at the light/exit for my turn to go & you pull up nose to nose with me because you don’t wait to drive 10 feet more to the actual entrance that you clearly see is regulated by the light in front of you. That makes me roll down my window & yell “you’re at the exit not the entrance!”
Ugh. I've had people pull up nose to nose with me at a drive through, and then honk and yell at me for being in the wrong. Like uh, they're literally handing me food right now through the driver's window, I don't think I'm the one in the wrong spot.
14:40 no, absinthe is made to be drunk as-is or just watered down, and contains flavourings. Rectified spirits are pure alcohol+water and usually only used for extracting flavors from stuff like fruits, after which the extracts are watered down for human consumption
I distinctly remember throwing a tantrum as a kid, crying/ kicking in circles/screaming. And my family just flat out ignored me. Even laughed at me. I remember the precise moment the switch flipped in my brain going "oh this doesn't work".
7:31 things like this can be great with kids. Same with filming them. However, if it’s an anxiety attack panic attack or autistic meltdown, please don’t do this. My parents didn’t know that’s what was happening as to most, including the therapist who told them to film me to embarrass me into stopping, it seemed like a normal just super intense tantrum. Not only did it make it worse for everyone, I’m traumatized by the method. That said, for most kids that is a hilarious and brilliant method. I’ll likely try it with my own (and use it if they react well).
27:36 My brother (who is 16 years older than me) once bought me one of those gum packs where one piece is slightly sticking out of the pack and if you pull it, you get a small electric shock. Well... I don't remember if it was my birthday or Christmas or what it was, but my mother's twin (who is not very beloved in the family for a ton of reasons - one of which is she's greedy) saw the pack of gum and asked for a piece. Without saying a word I just held the pack towards her... This lady tried to pick the gum at least 4 times! She kept getting shocked and just try again?! I was so flabbergasted 😅 she didn't stop until I told her it was a prank item and then she got mad at me for "letting her" get shocked so many times?! Lady, it ain't my fault your greedy ass was so desperate for a piece of gum that you didn't even question how the piece never got out of the pack or how you kept getting shocked each time you pulled it...
2:26 yeah my ex did that...about 3-4 times. First time I cried the whole night, thinking he was in an icey ditch. He tried to convince me it never happened. Then the second time, he said he was being followed and got stabbed. Hung up and the next day, convinced me I must've misheard him. Third time he did it on newyears, claiming he got assaulted and almost graped, by a weird guy that made all the car-alarms go off (I do remember mumbling and him cursing, which turned out was the ad that played before the car-alarm-soundeffect, but at the time, I thought it was the guy talking.) He said it was a prank, later on. He did ruin my entire evening on newyears. And the fourth one, I don't even remember, I think he faked a kidnapping, but he was so drunk and I was so done, I just hung up and told him to call me back later, which he did, 3 days later. Honestly, near day 3, I did get a bit scared, because he did not respond to calls or anything, but it turned all to be fake and he convinced me it was bad reception and I misunderstood.
I absolutely HATE the kind of pranks where the joke is basically the fact that you care about someone. Instantly shows that they don't deserve you caring about them.
@@anyaniehaus9909 agreed and it never seems to occur to them that if they keep on punishing their SO for caring about them, eventually, that care will cease. They can't cry wolf and have it work forever.
33:57 alright so my biology teacher did this to us one time. Every answer was C, EXCEPT for the second to last question, which was B. I’m pretty sure i saw the entire class’ life flashing before their eyes, including my own lmao
I have a cat that will "run away" out the door, walk 3 feet, then flop over and expects me to pick her up and carry her back inside.
Bug does that. if he does go outside by any means.. he goes outside.. looks around and rolls around in the dirt.. sometimes he just looks.. very easy to recapture!
I had a cat that was terrified of the outside, but when a Australian guy was one of the guys who brought our new fridge, she followed him out and was going to go home with him. She was kind of a sl*t...
@@gl15col That is really funny. Brownie another of my dad's cats will flop over when he wants pets... One of my mom's cats will show his belly to everyone and sit with everything on display. It's funny! He is the sweetest cat ever... to humans
My cat requires a royal escort to go outside in the flowerbed. He's fine with going outside, but one of us has to be there. The minute his escort goes inside, he freaks out and starts screaming at the door. He's a marshmallow of a boy who the neighbor cats pick on, so I understand.
@@kylajensen1957 Beto, my mom's cat is a bully. Will tend to lick the cats he is near and then bites them. He runs up to them (often out of his way) and attack them.. However he is a total sweetie of a cat to humans and I have annoyed him (I think) so much he will now jump down off my mother's couch and run up to me to rub against my leg. So he clearly hates me
PSA, most two headed animals don't survive very long because they do exactly what the turtle did. They start biting each other when they want to feed.
They don't have the level of awareness to know that either of them eating will give them sustenance, so they are in constant competition over food.
I kinda get it though. Yeah it goes to the same tummy but only one mouth can actually taste the food
That's exactly this one is a pet, based on the size its been alive for a little bit
The owners have to be careful about giving both heads food to be busy with, while also making sure solid pieces of food don't meet at the spot where the pipes converge and get stuck.
@@feuerling The Natural History Museum in Geneva has been taking care of a two-headed tortoise for... 25 years? I think? He's called Janus.^^ Afaik, he's the oldest two-headed tortoise alive. My guess is that's it's easier for an institution like this to take care of them than regular folks?
Yeah, I was gonna say the human filming & feeding is kind of being a jerk, but @feuerling makes a really good point I hadn’t considered.
I had a cat that realized I absolutely can’t stand the sound of papers being rustled, so every morning he would find paper somewhere and rustle it until I got up and fed him. Pure evil!
I had one that would turn the alarm clock on. Like she learned the button sequence to override when the clock was supposed to go off and forth to go off immediately.😂 I think she was around 17 or 18 when she figured out how to do this and she was almost completely deaf by then. It drove my father crazy but he couldn't be mad at her cuz she was old.
Sir, why are you manhandling the demon like that. Unhand him.
release the boy
God the tumblr vibes are strong here
@@MaridoDoFelps I was referencing something else lol.
Ok, while I don’t get the reference, that does seem like another euphemism for flogging the dolphin.
@@GretchZ I have never heard that phrase before. I was referencing a post from black Twitter treads on Instagram about the way men will jump in grinding on women when they just want dance alone. That's for the unhand him part. The first part is how I talk lol.
22:26 That Gabriel Iglesias video cuts off at the best part. He says, "We have your father. We're coming back for you in an hour. Do your homework" and they ride away. His girlfriend calls him saying he's an ass, he ask what Franky's doing. "He's doing his homework".
I absolutely love Gabriel. He's hilarious.
He is! XD I love watching him in these videos..
Yeah! Gabriel is the BEST
Shame he's turned into an alt-right CHUD.
His ability to do sound effects is unparalleled, lmao
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826Mike Winslow is a similar comic...very good with making sound effects.
A funny thing I learned about two headed animals is that each head has its own little personality and makes its own decisions. Sometimes with two headed snakes the heads will want to go in different directions and they'll stretch as far away from each other as they can but since they share a body they usually end up going straight.
Imagine if your cyborg eyeball subscription runs out, but instead of just shutting off they start running ads on it 24/7
Hell
Found satan
Gouge your own eyes out challenge
difficulty: easy
That’s the plotline of Repo! The genetic Opera
Sounds like gig or something in cyberpunk I think I'd rather be blind 😂
No one can "own" a cat. The cat is either your coworker, your entitled roommate, or YOUR owner.
My 2nd youngest is my owner, the rest are roommates lol
My neighbor's cat has packed his bags and moved in a few months ago. We are dog people and now we have a cat. We were looking and thinking about getting a dog. The cat came from a full household.
My orange flavored son is a like a high freeloader roommate.
Mine is my overlord who demands his food by repeatedly divebombing me when I’m trying to sleep
At least it feels like divebombing. I think he might be using me as a human springboard to practice on for the kitty Olympics
Anyway it’s not pleasant being woken up by ~8 pounds of feline weight just suddenly landing on you 🤣
@@Boundwithflame23 oh no 😂
You've almost described the plot of the movie "In Time" (Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy), where time is currency and everyone has a clock on their arm that counts down. Instead of working jobs to earn money, you earn time. Great movie. A dystopian universe where your body/life relies on subscriptions would be just as insane.
Its a bit closer to Repomen. Artificial organs for anything but you have to pay them off (like a loan) and if you default some dudes come round and cut it back out to repossess it.
@@KayGreylai Oooo, sounds horrific in real life.. but sounds good as a movie. I'll give it a watch! :)
Sounds very much like Time Out...
Was looking for this comment. - The bigger reason why the movie fits the description of the thing is that in the movie, society figured out a way to stop aging and make people functionally immortal. - But then monetized and time became a currency. The rich live forever, people are born with one year banked up that they can't use up until they're 18 or 21 and stop aging, and the system "kicks in".
Instead of having to pay money for immortal organs they skipped the middleman and simply made time the money.
Clarifying for people who don't know the plot of the movie, and may be wondering why it's so fitting.
@@KayGreylai I was looking for someone to mention this!
40:00
Imagine being a teenager who decided to randomly explore this tunnel, then you just hear those death screams from the darkness
And they all sound like different people too... only screaming once.
I thought it was going to end with someone at the other end of the tunnel reacting
As a person who wears glasses, I would be _so_ confused by that optometrist prank. How did my vision get that much worse?!?!
If you have double and ghosted vision to that extent, your eyes are fine.
Your brain may be fucked tho.
Same. Prank is what I remember not those stupid tick tock crap
I would tilt my head to see if the double vision stays in the same alignment because it probably means the frame of my glasses are bent out of shape again.
I actually do see a little double with my left eye, I would panic so hard if this happened to me. Wdym both my eyes got this now???
@@persooniemand8346 I have that in 1 eye, but it's only noticeable when I look at stars.
Anything closer, zero issue, looking at a star and it's double, in 1 eye.
honestly, I kinda expected him to say that the people in the distopian future wouldn't even be able to die because dying would also be something they would have to pay for. so they are stuck existing in agony as their bodys fail them. they cant see, feel hear or taste. just stuck in never ending isolation and agony.
Couple days ago I was in a train. There was a kid (around 5 or 6 years) with really bad hearing. He was with his mother. Not sure what he did, but the mother starts to lecture him about behaviour. He looks her dead in the eye, turns his hearing aids off says "Sorry, I can't hear you." and returns to do what he was doing
**DOOM music, Gangsta's Paradise, Oh Mah Gaawd, and Vine Boom plays as Deal With It Glasses fly onto his face**
The way I wouldn’t even be mad if that was my kid 😂
I did that to my mother once, too. LOL My dad thought it was hilarious. My mother did not.
@@dashfire3185 Thug Life Necklace and Supreme shirt too
My friends kid who is partially deaf will randomly sign the words "ear power dead" when his mum's telling him off, then when she's not looking he'll turn his cochlear implant off ...
Little turd tried that on me, and got super bummed to learn that I know more Makaton than him!
10:49 this reminds me how our English teacher had us do the "about me" worksheet and he did one himself. There was a question about our mantra in life and he answered "age is just a number".
Me and my classmate frantically asked him what he meant by that. He excitedly explained that even when he's older every year he can still do things he did as a wee lad.
He used that same answer for 4 other classes, he was not pleased to learn the actual meaning and that other classes didn't tell him.
Technically age is just a physical quantity, because it consists of a number and a unit.
Both meanings of the phrase have been around for a while, but a lot of older people understand it the way your teacher did.
Okay…. What else DOES it mean?
@@VictoriaEMeredith It's frequently used by pedos to justify why it's okay for them to date underage ppl
@@VictoriaEMeredith “age is just a number” is also used by predators and creeps as an excuse for why it’s “okay” to be dating underaged people as an adult.
Can also be used for general age gaps between two adults, but it’s more common for when a creepy adult wants to date a minor.
When I was 13, I did my favorite Girl Scout Badge ever. I don't remember what it was called, but it was all about psychology and social norms. So instead of having to do normal things like sewing or camping to get the badge, I had to do things that broke obvious social cues. I can't remember everything I did, but the two that stand out in my memory are standing "the wrong way" in an elevator (like the woman in 32:30) and having to wear clothes that don't "fit in." That second one was tough because I went to a Catholic school with a uniform - so I ended up wearing a hijab, which confused literally everybody at school.
Neurodivergents: damn, where my badge?
16:28 As someone with anxiety disorder and a deathly fear of thrill rides any of these "the ride malfunctioned" pranks would literally kill me.
Same
I wouldn't die from a heart attack, cause I would never get in one of this to begin with
Got kicked out of Chessington adventure park in the UK for doing that to a Mate from uni!
I was quite fortunate. I had no idea if I'd be into roller coasters, but my first one was the tallest and fastest in my country at the time, and still very impressive internationally, if not at the top. Very minimal harness too. Imagine if I discovered I wasn't into it? Haha.
I wouldn't get on one in the first place
Love that they collectively tried to counteract Ali's imminent dooming of them all and yet the Everclear took over.
Also, I love that every single one of those friends knew ali like that. That's some good friends
whoever provided the choice of ingredients was the one who messed up
@@octochansomething tells me everclear was brought solely by Ali
I thought the punchline was going to be her adding a bit of toothpaste.
I thought the joke was that Ali adds something non-alcoholic
The "old relative playing dumb" reminds me of my grand-father who liked to make jokes, and at the age of 90, pulled one to me and my grand-mother.
It was in early January, and he was at the window looking outside. And he started commenting about how it was a sad, cold weather, without snow, grey skies, and how Christmas would be ruined.
My grand-mother was really distressed (my grand father had sometime minor memory losses but never a "time awareness loss") until my grand father turned to look at us with a big grin and saying "Yes it would really be bad if we still have this weather for Christmas in 11 months!"
lmaooo 😂
"Trauma is just negatieve nostalgia" is something I didn't know I needed either a T-shirt or a tattoo of. Thanks, Click.
The craziest thing for me is some of the most amazing times of my life were really screwed up and dangerous and upsetting and weird.
Woke up on a bookshelf because of Jäger.
Time travelled across town 20min minimum and turned into a slideshow in Denny’s on nutmeg.
Woke up in a bed made of chairs on new years to the sound of lawn chairs being smashed in the next room.
Soled up on a slow, diesel night train to Hokkaido, dehydrated, delirious, hallucinating, unable to understand the local dialect spoken by the people working on he train.
Meet some peeps the next time I’m in Japan staying in the same building. Hang out as a trio, basically drinking, smoking and talking shit. After two weeks, wakes me up from a nap, makes me eat sliced chocolate-flavoured bread, asks for my Facebook (never had one, don’t think I was believed), proposes to me, then just POOF leaves forever. That’s the craziest thing that’s happened to me out of all of the above. Who does that?! Who meets a crazy slacker nearly 30 barely going to community college, whose idea of a summer vacation is “lay around and smoke cigarettes in the hallway on the other side of the world” and that’s ALL you know about them???
I have no idea how I survived until my mid 30s
I mean it's baked in to the etymology for people with a medical background and word nerds. The suffix -algia means "pain" from the Greek root "algos". And "nostos" meant "the homecoming" so the original usage of "nostalgia" meant "acute homesickness".
But I think people can definitely get addicted to feeling bad out of custom and negative thoughts can gain control as there are literal changes to our neural pathways the more we think about things and make certain associations.
Pretty much everybody has a food or alcohol they can't consume anymore because it provokes instant nausea triggered purely by the memory of the traumatic experience they had with vomiting it up one long, miserable night...
Lol, I watched this video right after the one with the medic confession about the event more known from Wikileaks video called "collateral murder" and thought that I will never use this joke with the people I don't know well😅
36:35 As someone who works with animals, this idea wouldn't even work. You'd just have a suffering pig and even less meat than normal because, if the pig managed to survive (it very most likely wouldn't past a few days from stress alone), and managed to remotely heal, it would just be a bunch of scar tissue, which super tough, and not very tasty. All in all, 0/10 would not recommend
Also isn't that literally how the big feasts in Norse Mythology works? Sæhrímnir? ...Yeah no looking it up, whoever that person was must've read Magnus Chase or something because the idea is literally Sæhrímnir.
I doubt that was a serious idea, it read more as a shitpost to me.
Possibly
I (40+ F) will confidently and correctly use current slang in front of younger people, then when they look surprised, I say "What? I'm hip to the jive" and watch the mental whiplash that ensues. 😂
I love it, that's awesome, go you
I'm reminded of a post about vampires that gave up on subtlety and use slang from three different centuries in the same sentence lol
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What the actual fuck does "hip to the jive" mean? Thats maybe 1980s slang but def not todays
@@Valast exactly
3:38 I don't know if anyone else has said this, but that 'eye doctor' is Michael Carbonaro. He's a magician who had/has his own show called the Carbonaro Effect, where he basically just... Does this in various ways. Basically he's the king of harmless but very amusing pranks, it's delightful to watch.
thank you for this information... now i have a new show to binge
I absolutely need to find more of his clips now, thank you! 😂
I saw him live a while ago! It was amazing to watch.
His show kept my mood up when I spent a week in the hospital. His slight of hand is amazing even when you know its a trick.
Yes! I loved that show! I should watch it again
I'm so glad I'm not the only guy who struggles with the sleeve buttons. The amount of validation this video provides is off the charts.
I feel like they have to be an artifact from back when rich people had servants.
It's not just a guy thing, some women have this as well but they like to give us this little pearl thing that's like harder to do than a regular button and then they put it in that horrible position and I hate them so much.
33:53 I had it where my psychology teacher made a quiz where 5 questions in a row were C, because that unit was about how the brain recognizes patterns and optical illusions, and she claimed it was to see if we were paying attention. A test inside of a test. Diabolically brilliant.
14:39 95% Everclear is basically pure ethanol.
100% ethanol will actually suck moisture out of the air until it reaches a concentration of 96%. You actually can't distill to higher than 95%, you have to chemically separate out the remaining 4% of water using other techniques.
And for the record, Everclear does not taste warm and soft. Everclear tastes like you're being embalmed.
@@lothcatskilledthesith6903 hahahaa! That makes me want to try it, and I don't drink anymore.
Is it as bad as cheap Smirnoff? That stuff tastes like petrol.
Morbidly curious have you actually drank petrol? Just wondering cause to me beer tastes like a mold experiment but I didn't actually lick a petri dish they just smell similar if not the same, so I assume it so.@@KayGreylai
@@KayGreylai as a recovered alcoholic who picked everclear as the drink of choice just bc it was strong & really cheap, it feels like how i imagine it would feel if you did one of those shots they set on fire first. except you don't blow the fire out, the shot is bees, and also your mouth goes numb. tastes like you decided to chug the isopropyl out of a first aid kit, lmao 😖
I had a PhD student that ran a lab I was in in college claimed that they would go get ever clear if they want out of ethanol for specimen preservation. I am inclined to believe it...
It’s nice to hear about Simba. Our 15-year-old cat was diagnosed with diabetes a few weeks ago, and knowing Simba’s diabetes was being treated successfully was one of the reasons we decided to treat our cat at home when the vet suggested putting him to sleep.
(edit to add: He’s doing much better, btw.)
I'm happy that your cat is doing better.
Why did the vet suggest putting down a cat for diabetes? That is insane. Sure, at one point you might not be able to help, when they are blind, their kidney's failed and they start to get sores on their body. But it takes YEARS to get to that point when you half-ass your diabetes management. When you do the best possible with modern medicine there is no difference in life expectancy.
@hannajung7512 I think he said it because our cat is 15 years old and feral-born, we were going to have a hard time affording that day’s visit, and no one else around would probably be interested in taking him in. The only other problem the vet talked about was his obvious weight loss (from ok to underweight). We had to take away their dry food, keep at least him indoors, sort out our spending, and start feeding him only Fancy Feast Classic Pate, but it seems to be working well. We’re a little burnt out and need to relax, but it’s worth it. (eta: It took me over a week to get the hang of the injections, but he’s definitely getting them every 12 hours.)
Glad your cat is doing better, its so sad how many vets recommend giving up when most cats diabetes can be managed with diet and insulin. When i was young my moms cat was diagnosed so we spent the first year or so testing his sugar constantly and once he was on a good diet it was basically like he wasn't diabetic at all, we monitored his health just the slightest bit more than our other cats and he lived to be 21. So happy you didn't give up on your fur baby and i hope they have many more years with you ❤
I’m glad you are trying. It is VERY treatable, but it takes a fairly substantial amount of money, time, consistency, and most of effort. The office I worked for always recommended treating, but we would information, give ideas or prices, how to manage to it, etc so they could make an informed decision. Some people just can’t do it.
As someone with HORROBLE distance vision, if someone tried that prank on me, I wouldn't even know it! 😂 I literally wouldn't be able to tell if he was holding two sticks, wearing two ties, or two pairs of glasses. 😂😂😂
Same here, short sighted and heavy astigmatism.
"there are lines?" 🤨
26:00 that movie is called "Repoman" where the main character is a repoman for people who have not yet paid their subscription to their organs and has to reposes them back to the company, but after an accident he himself has to get a new heart and is running from his life, now on a mission to stop the company from having a subscription to organs. I love the movie. It may not be for everyone, and it is not Oscar winning, but I recommend it when.
I came in the comments for this! Thanks!
Also, Repo! The genetic opera
@@phoenixfire8978the Henrico opera was actually a movie first. And then repo man came out and it was... not good.
To be fair, the generic olera is also trash, but it's a airfield kind of trash that's brilliant and totally amazing and I love it to death
@@bottomofastairwell It’s the kind of trash you can drunkenly sing along too. Repo man is just cringe
ZYTRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL
(Also, the movie is called _Repo: The Genetic Opera_ - if we’re thinking of the same movie)
Please do not squish the Emotional Support Demon like that, it will get brain damage
you can't stop me
What brain?
It already has brain damage
It’s a massage to make the brain more voluminous and wrinkly.
❤🐇
They give good support, they deserve love. Mine is named Tobias.
the guy throwing a tantrum when the Karen was yelling at him for being in the wrong area was so hilarious that I was laughing so hard I cried. That was absolutely epic! I'm also surprised she stayed and watched it!
Cyborg organs that you have to pay a fee for or they get taken away? You just described the plot to Repo: the Genetic Opera
See also: Repo Men
"Zydrat comes in a little glass vial"
I came looking for this comment 😂
I really need to see that.
@Earthstar_Review it's a great movie with Anthony Stewart Head (Giles)
childhood trauma didn't make me a trans guy, fake pockets did
edit: childhood trauma doesn't actually make a person trans. also corrected "child" to "childhood"
REAL
Oh my yeah I feel that xc :D
SO REAL
Can confirm
Real
Dear Mr Deck/Click,
I just wanted to say thank you for all the joy you have brought to us through the years, especially for two things:
1. I watched your content and exposed my kids to the most kid-friendly videos. I feel this was instrumental in my teenage daughter feeling safe enough to come out to us without fear. Thank you for making her feel safe.
2. I have been bedridden for most of this year with an M.E. flare. Our bedroom doesn’t have a window I can look out from, so I feel a bit sad and isolated some days. Your videos have cheered me up so much, and your wholesome commentary has often restored my faith in humanity.
For those two reasons, thank you very much for your hard work!
With very best wishes,
-Cautha (and her family)
That sounds super tough... Sending you a virtual hug (only if you want it, of course)!
I hope the flare up is only short-lived...
@@leoniep9231Thank you so much! I really appreciate it! 🫂
11:45 should have shown this turtle to the woman at the eye doctor
40:34 For the Aztec whistles their actual use was to scare apposing armies when going into battle.
the screaming whistles are reproduction models propably tinkered to have a much greater effect for modern audiences. The originally unearthed skull whistles have a way softer athmospheric wind sound, beliefed to appease the wind gods as a burial object. The whole narration that aztecs used them to scare enemies in battle is nothing more but speculation.
It would have worked on me, they are terrifying
It's like a real life illusion wizard. If one is freaky, just imagine what 50 at once would be like...
@silorion9967 From what I remember, they were used at night mostly. Imagine you're trying to explore an unknown land, sleeping in a small camp, not knowing what's around you. Then you get waken up by that noise all around you. I'd just call it quits and wait by the boats.
Ugh they sold these at some of the cultural sites I visited in Mexico,. There were so many children running around and that awful noise.. Kinda funny at first, but it got old really fast.
Those aztec death whistles are absolutely genius. I can imagine scaring the shit out of people waiting in an empty metro station at night by blowing the whistle with the great echo down there
Aztec Death Whistles may be a thing; but they were not used to scare dinosaurs.
I hate pseudo science.
@@TheGryphonLJJif someone actually believes dinosaurs and Aztecs were alive at the same time, and doesn’t realize that that was a joke, they have bigger problems…
Reminder that just because Satan and Hades live underground does not make them equivalent! Hades is actually a really chill guy, arguably one of the least morally dubious gods.
But I guess Satan is also pretty chill...
And when you look closely, he's not such a bad guy...
Wait a minute...
Yep.
Hades is a hard-working guy with a dog and a good relationship with his wife.
And Satan hasn't killed anyone in the bible, and his advice to Eve was on point.
Even testing the big J was just part of his job, as is testing peopes faith if you think about it.
i read santa 😭 dÿslexia is wild
@@Virtualbluearthades did force his wife to be with him, but i guess compared to zeus he’s a saint.
If you actually read the Bible Satan is just Gd’s vice squad.
“You wanna buy this sin over here? You’ll get this candy…”
“No.”
“You sure?”
“Yes.”
“Nice. See you later.”
“Ah, crap.”
“Woot woot!”
Hey, Hades is KING. THE best god ever! ❤
The thing about cybernetic eyes happened. A company made artificial retinas for people with retinitis pigmentosa, that company got bought by another and that new company shut it all down, meaning thousands of people were reblinded and now have to have surgery to have the retinal implants renoved
Wait, seriously?
@@dashfire3185 yeah. Poor woman.
@@dashfire3185 the technology is no longer supported and produced, so if parts break they can't get repairs anymore, even though the company promised to continue support. The company is instead focusing on brain implants for artificial vision
That's awful.
Why did they shut it down!?!? What a waste
One of my favorite pranks I've seen in real life is a kid in my high school (long, long ago) stood up on a table at lunch, yelled "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY" and ripped off his sweatpants, only to reveal that he was wearing basketball shorts underneath. I've never heard so many people do that surprised/startled laugh at once in my life. He got detention but he said that it was worth it.
That sibling one reminds me of a post from a mom like "I have one child inventing a parachute and the other...how do I put this nicely? Is willing to test it." Lol
I have never understood why some people with multiple bathrooms will only have one plunger for their home. I get it, it seems redundant, especially if you really only use one, but there's a lot less embarrassment when your guests don't have to ask you for the plunger. That's why I have a plunger in each bathroom because I don't want anyone telling me they need my help to flush their shit.
Yeah, they're not expensive. And who wants to carry it from one bathroom to the other?
Problems I'm too poor to have.
Probably because people are really only thinking of when they would need the plunger and the thought of any extra ones doesn't come to mind until you have the guest that needs it. Proactive vs reactive purchase.
What the actual F are you talking about?
If you need a plunger to get your toilet to flush, it doesn't mean you need to keep buying more plungers, it means there is something obviously wrong with your toilet.
@@nathangamble125 MAN POO IN TOILET. POO TOO BIG: CLOG TOILET, NO FLUSH.
MAN NEED GO ASK HOUSE OWNER FOR PLUNGER CAUSE BIG POO. MAKES MAN SAD TO HAVE TO SAY. MAN CRY INSIDE.
40:19 I need those death whistles for reasons
very gentle petting of the emotional support demon….very gentle indeed
27:30
One year, my parents accidentally bought candles that would re-light each time they were blown out for my little brother's birthday cake. Best accidental prank ever. The first couple of times, we were all going, "That's weird, oh well," but then each subsequent attempt got funnier and funnier until they looked at the candle box. They saw the part saying they wouldn't go out, and it was hilarious. They thought they had bought regular candles (they were just in the baking aisle with the other candles).
One of my favorite memories as a kid, ngl.
I remember one of my late grandfather's birthdays someone had the bright idea to get one of those singing candles that plays happy birthday when you light it. Only the thing WOULD NOT SHUT UP. It was amazing because this thing was indestructible. Like multiple family members tried to mutilate this candle. About an hour later still going strong, driving the entire house crazy, someone decided to try drowning it in the kitchen sink. They freaking water boarded a candle. But it worked!Everyone was laughing hysterically at that point. Best birthday ever.
@foureyedelf6151 The best family events are always the most chaotic.
Another fun one I have was a few years ago for Thanksgiving. My parents decided to host my mom's side. We had Nana, Papa, Mom, Dad, Aunt, Uncle, my two brothers, our two cousins, and me. Our dogs were on the front porch because they kept trying to get out of their room, and that way, they could at least be outside. The big door was open with just the glass one closed, so we could see the dogs on the porch.
Everyone was in the living room eating dinner together. I had the best view in the house of this event. I could see everyone and the dogs from where I stood.
My grandparents were highly religious when they were alive. The same goes for my aunt and uncle. All of a sudden, Mom yells "SHIT" and runs to the porch. Our larger dog decided to take a dump right in front of the door. Nana, Papa, Aunt, and Uncle are all shocked and "clutching their pearls."
My cousins, brothers, and myself all started laughing our asses off.
The whole thing was chaotic, funny, and still nice. It was also the last Thanksgiving we had with Nana and Papa before they both passed.
Chaotic family events really are the best ones. 😂
My family has a great story about those re-lighting trick candles. For my father's 60th birthday, my sister and I concocted a plan where we would have sixty candles on his birthday cake, but a little under half of them were re-lighting candles strategically placed so that they wrote the number 60.
I'm sure it would have been really cool, if putting sixty lit candles on one cake didn't end up setting off the fire alarm. ...and the sprinkler. ...while we were vacationing in a timeshare. 😅
@@CosmicPlatonix that sounds chaotic and great 😂
@@foureyedelf6151 Don't those candles usually just react to light? Wouldn't covering it with something already have worked? We have a Christmas candle like that - it's over 40 years old by now and the battery still works which is really a miracle. We take it out of its box once a year so it can herald the start of Christmas - and then it's put back into the box so it will stop making music again.
43:31 this guy reminds me of the movie Amelie where she does a load of annoying little pranks on her neighbour to get back at him for repeatedly being mean to his disabled nephew. He actually starts to question his sanity. One of my faves, highly recommend it.
One episode of the TV series M*A*SH has Colonel Brighton (Leslie Neilson) suffer a series of amusing pranks designed to make him question his sanity.
In Ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.
23:00 - They cut the best part. Right after that he threatens Frankie into doing his homework. 🤣
I WAS GONNA SAY XDDDD
Gabriel Iglesias is absolutely hilarious 🤣
around minute 25, Click begins talking about a dystopian future where they can sell organs and shut them off if not paid for and my brain went "That is repo man, you're describing repoman." lol
*Repo:The Genetic Opera.
I mean yes, but that is not what my brain said. Never watched repo men, the attempt of making a horror movie out of it. So I just call it repo man.
@@Mazic-yj9el totally fair. Also, don't watch it, it's shit.
2:58 fun fact, the lack of pockets in women's apparel isn't even a thing in many countries. It's an entirely arbitrary choice, presumably to sell more bags or something.
IMO we should bring back cargo shorts. And we can all ride skateboards too!
It simply cheaper to omit pockets. Less material, easier to sew...
Exactly. They stopped putting in pockets so they could sell us bags. But it's changing now. I've bought more dresses with pockets in the last 5 years than in my entire life. Huge Pockets! Especially in A-Line dresses and skirts.
"Bring back" cargo shorts? I've been wearing them for dec... Oh, wait, never mind.
25:07, I mean technically this already is the case for a lot of us… glasses/contacts.
Accurate. I am legally blind without my contacts. I type as I stare into my phone screen from four inches away so I can read...
I regret to inform you that for some of us, “pay or we take away bodily function” is just called medical insurance. 😅
Also non-insurance covered devices or medication, as the case may be. I’d benefit from a device called Embr, which helps people like me whose autonomic nervous system doesn’t function well. It gets hot or cold to help you regulate your body temperature. It’s a $20/mo USD subscription. I’m not even able to afford food that doesn’t give me hives on the regular, so that’s right out for me.
My friend Rosa has diabetic retinopathy, and has to get shots directly into her eyeballs so she doesn’t lose her vision. She’s a massage therapist (not a euphemism) and struggles to keep her insurance as an independent contractor. When she can’t afford insurance that month, neither can she afford the injections, which are $200-$2000 (according to Google) apiece and needed monthly.
I'm wondering if click ever saw Repo Men... that's literally part of the plot of the movie.
@@SaintShion I love Repo Men. And by extension Repo! The Genetic Opera
i was literally about to say "sounds like having diabetes"
Tell me you are from the US without telling me you are from the US ...
@@brag0001 We literally live in a dystopian future
4:55 this prank is particularly funny for me because I have astigmatism bad enough that I literally see double without my glasses
You would see triple
Quadruple*
2:58 - Who are the men who are responsible for women's clothing not having pockets? I ask because I'm yet to meet a man who argues in favour of it.
Early 20th century male clothing designers.
@@codename495 You'd think that at some point in the intervening 120 years of women's liberation, some women would have become designers of women's clothing, implemented pockets in them, and made mountains of money by freeing women from the tyranny of purses.
Yep the designers, so that we have to buy purses
Fact time!
Ethanol cannot be concentrated by ordinary distillation to greater than 97.2% by volume (95.6% by weight), because at that concentration, the vapor has the same ratio of water to alcohol as the liquid, a phenomenon known as azeotropy. The 190-proof variant of Everclear is 92.4% ethanol by weight and is thus produced at approximately the practical limit of distillation purity.
But there HAS to be something more than water in the tiny percentage, because I have had moonshine well over 80% and it went down like water and gave me no hangover, despite being drunker than I have ever been.
Everclear burns like nothing else and is made of headaches.
@@GretchZdid it say proof or % proof is 2 times the percent value so 100 proof is 50%
but if you're right the more likely idea is there was stuff in your moonshine everclear at it's 95% is pure ethanol or as close as you can get to it nothing more nothing less
Once anything becomes really close to pure, it gets quite extreme. The best example I can think of rn is rubbing alcohol: can't do shit to superglue at 70%, eats away at it instantly at 99%. Another good example is oxygen: kinda good at fire at 20%, an unstoppable force of flame at even 60%.
21:05 but they can still smell the food on the ground. They'll think Ant-Steve somehow managed to lose the food.
ANT-STEVE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU LOST A BURGER! HOW CAN YOU LOSE AN ANT-IRE BURGER?!!
Or he ate it all himself, the traitor!
I love Gabriel Iglesias... he's hilarious. The rest of the joke is that he gets Frankie to do his homework and his girlfriend calls him to tell him he's an ass. it was something like "What's he doing?" - Gabriel, "His homework" - the GF, "that's called parenting" - Gabriel
He had a police escort for some show he was doing, I think?
36:06 There is this old posts/meme that keeps popping up from time to time, where the text says something along the lines of "in Ancient Egypt people worshipped cat. The cats never forgot" 😂
2:59 the problem with this plan is… who’s deciding outfits?
if men decide outfits, why would they make the mess of buttons?
if women decide outfits, why don’t they add pockets?
is it that outfits can only be designed by the gender opposite to the one wearing it?
in which case, who designs nonbinary outfits? what about genderfluid ones?
conspiracy theory: all clothing is designed by lizards
@@westdoesthings146 not even super intelligent ones like the average conspiracy theory ones.
just regular geckos running around doing their thing
Gender fluid and I'm going to start making my own clothes. ÒwÓ Petticoat, fisherman's pants, and adventure trousers!
@@westdoesthings146Shhh! You know they don't REALLY exist! Ha. HaHA ha. (Are you trying to get us taken out?)
@@Just1Nora ahahahaha i was kidding! obviously there are no lizards and they are not designing clothing. hahaha. ha HA ha. (it's fine they'll never know)
28:36
I am a Getting Over It speedrunner.
Not the best (around top ~700 in the world), but a Getting Over It speedrunner nonetheless.
You can bet your ass I'm going to fuck with my children/nieces/nephews when I have the chance.
"Ah yes, Timmy, this game is easy. See? I just beat it in 4 minutes! If you beat it in 30 minutes, I'll give you 100 bucks."
And then watch their world burn.
25:30 the producers of SAW made a musical of almost exactly this. It's called Repo the genetic rock opera and it's based in a society where you finance new organs/body parts and if you dont keep up the subscription they get repossessed. It's nowhere near as gory as SAW and it's actually pretty good. One of the characters has financed eyes and has to keep working for a specific company or they'll reposess her vision. Definitely worth a watch and now I'm going to have Zydrate Anatomy stuck in my head all day
I remember talking about how much I love the movie Repo Man (classic 1980s gonzo cinema), and a friend says “So do I! Let’s watch it!”
And puts on Repo: The Genetic Opera and I have never had a more “what the actual frick…?” look on my face as they say “What?”
Genuinely not realise that when I said I like a movie called “Repo Man” I actually meant a movie that was truly titled “Repo Man”.
I have never seen Repo: The Genetic Opera, since even thinking about it reminds me of looking forward to seeing one of my favorite films and then getting the rug pulled out from under me.
That was at least 14 years ago and all I have to say is this: a repo man’s always intense.
Just commented about this!! Also recommend the movie with Jude Law. Still think the musical's better, but I do thoroughly like them both!
I'm sure at least 25 of us came here to say exactly this.
I thought the same thing!
7:12 I used to do this to my kid when she was 4-5 years old. She would start pitching a fit and I would interrupt her and say “my turn, my turn! _WAAAAAHHH-HUHHUHHUUUAAAA!_ …okay it’s your turn.” She would gawk at me in silence and hesitantly start fussing again. Then I’m “okay, nice one. My turn again! WAA-“ and she’d either say _no no no stop_ or just refuse to take another turn in embarrassment. 😂
😂
im in tears
Matthew and Paul are a couple that does pranks. They're all nice, and they make Paul, who is blind, feel normal. They both ALWAYS laugh at the end, and Paul's exclamation of "MATTHEEEEWW!" fuels my soul. They belong on r/nicepranks :D
35:50 my theory for explaining cats behaviours is that we never really domesticated cats, it was the other way around, they domesticated us 😂
They definitely domesticated us. As cat owners we are their slaves and they know it!
Look up Toxoplasma Ghondi or whatever.
Also, it originally started out as a mutually beneficial cohabitation arrangement; early humans built grain silos and stuff, which attracted all the small critters a cat could eat, making it much easier for cats to find food.
Meanwhile, humans saw the small apex predator kill all the little shits that kept eating their food, all without needing any form of maintenance, and just let them exist in their vicinity.
Cats feel very autistic coded to me.
They like routines, don't handle change well, and sometimes get so overstimulated they bite you or just have meltdowns and fuck things up
@@bottomofastairwell there is a theory that all cats are autistic :) bc they do have a lot of traits in common with autistic people :)
@@Moon_x_sun my cat really does take after me, lol
39:37 So you can 3D print Aztec death whistles, ive always wanted to do that and adapt them to some form of compressed gas and then youd have endless possibilities to make triggers for them.
You could do tripwires, pressure plates. If you get an electronic release you could do break beams, motion sensors, maybe connect it to your house alarm system.
The entire world will start to believe in existence bashies again once im done.
airhorns but with these things
Sounds like a great start to an escape room...
My favorite prank video is one where some guys are "reverse pickpocketing". Aka they sneak 100 dollar bills into people's purses and wallets! It's incredible how good they are at misdirection, and the reactions when people find this little blessing in their pockets is so beautiful. ;u;
The Click: I can help you find Satan, all you have to do is buy the Emotional Support Demon and you have my cooperation.
That pickle in the ice cream could either ruin somebody's day, or be an amazing bonus for people who love pickles.
Or specifically made for a pregnant woman.
6:50 I think she was just too stunned to move
10:20 the funny thing is that I have asthma so I call my inhaler “Premium Air” 😂
That’s hilarius 😂
I need to do this
Also wow inhaler powder would suck to have in a tire, the tire would never heat up and inflate cuz of the particles adding thermal mass
@@mewmew8932 do ittt
Oop- 💀
33:13 “We Didn’t Start The Fire,
You should know the dangers
Of cheering for the Angels.”
I can't hear this song anymore without going "Charlemagne, Alfred, Anne Boleyn without a head, Few things here to read, But the Nibelungenlied..."
26:10 there is a movie kind of like this, called Repo: The Genetic Rock Opera, where Anthony Stewart Head repossesses the transplant organs of people who haven't paid their bills.
Me and a friend were arguing to a teacher about how cargo pants are the best, so we (both girls) could have all the pockets we could want, and he said he was fine with his real pockets. A couple weeks later I saw said teacher wear cargo pants (first time id seen) WE WON!! POCKETS WILL ALWAYS WIN!!! go cargos
yess! this is so real. as a trans person getting your first man section pants is such a life changer and I am not going back.
I hate cargo pants.
I don't need to carry that much stuff. I've almost never wanted to put more stuff in my pockets than they could carry.
@@basilunderworld !! Yeah, congrats dude!!
@@seigeengine damn, my bad
34:02 I once read a post from a teacher, who said they always gave their small daughter the answer empty sheet and asked her to colour it in, then they'd make the answer correspond with where she'd coloured the dot. If multiple dots were coloured in, then there'd just be multiple correct answers.
One day, the daughter had only coloured the "A" dot and the teacher said it was the most entertaining exam/test they'd ever attended as their students just kept panicking and stressing about how improbable it was, that all the correct answers were "A"😂😂😂
Small children are the BEST entropy generators!!
If you want to be really evil, make all but one of them A.
1:30 this is actually really bad for a child's psyche.. It is not a "Omg this was such a long and scary walk" it is more of a "I was running away and no one cared enough to come after me or stop me"
That "charging for the air you breathe" Doctor Who episode is called "Oxygen" and it's one of my favorites. Twelve is the best Nuwho doctor imo.
I recently went and rewatched 10-12 and while I think 11 had the best overarching storyline, 12 was the best actor to play the doctor. He just made every scene so good.
@@beeftips1628 how many of them have you watched?
@@feuerling just 10-12 with a little bit of 13 but you can probably guess how that one turned out. Watched the 14th specials and 15ths current run. So only new who, should probably go back and watch 9 too.
26:07 Click you’re describing the plot of Repo: A genetic Opera 😂 It’s a really fun watch
Also,1984s Repo Man movie
I was about to comment exactly that "IT'S THE REPO MAN MOVIE!!" XD
And repo men(2010) with Jude law and Forrest Whittaker
Timestamp 12:27 - there was actually once a triangular USB stick that would h even more efficient, but was scrapped when testers reported needing to rotate is upwards of 6 full rotations to make it connect.
I saw the one with the Everclear on tumblr; apparently at the doses they threw it in and then hitting it with that much Everclear basically turns it to, and I quote "citrus flavored paintthinner" 😅
The Aztec Empire was founded in 1428. It's crazy how we all get that WAYYYYY wrong. We have the Aztecs as ancient in our minds, while they found their empire 25 years before the end of the Medieval era🤯
It's the discrepancy in tech levels
Hey, hey, stop roping me into your troubles with remembering when the Aztec empire was.
I would have answered "I don't know, but not ten million years ago."
Honestly I thought they were way more recent than that. Like 15-1600s.
Oh wow, that's the same year the Saku Hotel & Hot Springs in Japan first opened for business, and that's still owned by the same family. Aztec Empire really fell off.
@@krystlvines Not necessarily a discrepancy in tech, but definitely a discrepancy in preservation and records. Archaeologists have managed to find out some really cool tech they had such as floating (on water, not air, ofc) gardens. They had tools a-plenty, cities, infrastructure... They weren't barbaric or uncivilized. The way their civilization fell led to a loss of records. That's all.
Those Aztec death whistles sound like someone contained a Nazgul in a whistle. I love them!
Satan is a valuable lesson on why one sided religious takes are bad.
My husband bought a bottle of Everclear, and we actually used it to sanitize our food prep surfaces when Covid hit.
When Click looked it up, I thought "That's not for drinking, that's what you put in glass jars to preserve medical specimen!"
The name does sound like a cleaning product.
Fun fact: when COVID hit the US, many distilleries in my area got special permission to add bitterant to their product and distribute it as hand sanitizer. So, yeah.
pretty sure around or before prohibition it was used as a sterilizer
26:00
There is a movie kind of like that called "In Time"
The basic premise is in the future everyone is "immortal" in that when you turn 25, a countdown starts on your arm for 1 year and when that timer runs out, you will instantly die. However, you can earn more time by doing things like working a job or other forms of labor. On top of that, everything costs time, so in effect, time is like a currency. The benefit though is that you are effectively frozen at the age of 25, no matter how old you get, your body will always be the body of a 25 year old. In theory, you could live forever, as long as you keep working.
23:35 Idea. Your kid spells Santa wrong and spells "Satan" instead? Come with a devil costume instead, and make it wholesome! XD
1:41 independence phase, quite literally.
It's the age of tantrums egg teen children realize they're their own person and not a part of the parent.
They want to be independent and are still very dependant on their parents.
The conflict is very noticeable when the need for independence versus the still needing your parents are getting the gears grinded.
It's a tiny puberty in terms of chaos in the brain, really.
8:54 I do stuff like this at work.
My clients are very chronically constipated.
It's like some elephant egg. It put the egg where the diapers and wet toilet paper are trashed.
43:38 actually it's worse if its a tissue, because then the entire laundry load is covered in lil pieces of tissue paper and then get into every fold and sleeve.
Everytime I click on the video I end up doing the "YAAAAYY psst, disclaimer" in time with the intro 😭
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Zane
Everytime you "Click"!?!???! On the video!?!?!?
I always do the little "mwah" kissie at the end in time. I barely even notice anymore that I do it
i even do it outside, like i name some project files YAAAYYYYY psst disclaimer and stuff :3
10:05 Premium air is actually a thing, you can get your tires filled with nitrogen, has some minor advantages that are really not worth it for regular use, but it is a thing.
Those advantages must be very minor, since air is 79% nitrogen.
The advantages in question are not only small, but basically irrelevant. The only meaningful one is that nitrogen filled tires lose pressure somewhat slower, but... yeah, you're supposed to check tire pressure occasionally anyway, and refilling with air is trivial.
You can see who has fallen for this by looking for the green caps for their tire stems.
I don’t know if this has been said- but a lot of stadiums and live performance type stuff will have song cues to alert staff and not panic the public. So “we didn’t start the fire” was probably just played to alert staff without causing audience panic. They do this at circus events as well.
I get kind of Karen-esk about people entering the exit of my favorite shopping center. The entrance/exit have regulatory lights showing when you can go & when you have to stop. People would rather turn 10 feet sooner than what they are supposed to & turn into the exit then get mad that you are sitting there waiting for your light to turn so that you can leave the parking area by making a turn left/right or go straight. Like dude! I am waiting at the light/exit for my turn to go & you pull up nose to nose with me because you don’t wait to drive 10 feet more to the actual entrance that you clearly see is regulated by the light in front of you. That makes me roll down my window & yell “you’re at the exit not the entrance!”
I feel like this one is reasonable
You're not the Karen. The Karen's in the other car.
Ugh. I've had people pull up nose to nose with me at a drive through, and then honk and yell at me for being in the wrong. Like uh, they're literally handing me food right now through the driver's window, I don't think I'm the one in the wrong spot.
Fluffy guy's story goes even further when his wife calls him to call him an ass, because the kid is doing homework.
14:40 no, absinthe is made to be drunk as-is or just watered down, and contains flavourings. Rectified spirits are pure alcohol+water and usually only used for extracting flavors from stuff like fruits, after which the extracts are watered down for human consumption
I'm crying at how sincerely I exclaimed "YAY SATAN!!" when I saw this.
I distinctly remember throwing a tantrum as a kid, crying/ kicking in circles/screaming. And my family just flat out ignored me. Even laughed at me. I remember the precise moment the switch flipped in my brain going "oh this doesn't work".
7:31 things like this can be great with kids. Same with filming them. However, if it’s an anxiety attack panic attack or autistic meltdown, please don’t do this. My parents didn’t know that’s what was happening as to most, including the therapist who told them to film me to embarrass me into stopping, it seemed like a normal just super intense tantrum. Not only did it make it worse for everyone, I’m traumatized by the method. That said, for most kids that is a hilarious and brilliant method. I’ll likely try it with my own (and use it if they react well).
This was my concern. In some situations with certain kids, it could work well. But misjudge the situation, and it could be very very traumatic
27:36 My brother (who is 16 years older than me) once bought me one of those gum packs where one piece is slightly sticking out of the pack and if you pull it, you get a small electric shock. Well... I don't remember if it was my birthday or Christmas or what it was, but my mother's twin (who is not very beloved in the family for a ton of reasons - one of which is she's greedy) saw the pack of gum and asked for a piece. Without saying a word I just held the pack towards her... This lady tried to pick the gum at least 4 times! She kept getting shocked and just try again?! I was so flabbergasted 😅 she didn't stop until I told her it was a prank item and then she got mad at me for "letting her" get shocked so many times?! Lady, it ain't my fault your greedy ass was so desperate for a piece of gum that you didn't even question how the piece never got out of the pack or how you kept getting shocked each time you pulled it...
14:48 - moonshine. You're thinking of moonshine, sweetheart.
I’m so glad you clarified bc I heard “doctor’s alcohol” and my immediate thought was “rubbing alcohol” 😭💀
@@deerkotaI’m dead
6:18 omg when he hit the ground i started laughing so hard i forgot how to breathe, that's amazing
2:26 yeah my ex did that...about 3-4 times.
First time I cried the whole night, thinking he was in an icey ditch. He tried to convince me it never happened.
Then the second time, he said he was being followed and got stabbed. Hung up and the next day, convinced me I must've misheard him.
Third time he did it on newyears, claiming he got assaulted and almost graped, by a weird guy that made all the car-alarms go off (I do remember mumbling and him cursing, which turned out was the ad that played before the car-alarm-soundeffect, but at the time, I thought it was the guy talking.) He said it was a prank, later on. He did ruin my entire evening on newyears.
And the fourth one, I don't even remember, I think he faked a kidnapping, but he was so drunk and I was so done, I just hung up and told him to call me back later, which he did, 3 days later.
Honestly, near day 3, I did get a bit scared, because he did not respond to calls or anything, but it turned all to be fake and he convinced me it was bad reception and I misunderstood.
I'm glad he's your ex!
Jesus that's an absolutely nuclear level of gaslighting, genuinely sociopathic behavior
My old toxic friend did that, no longer my friend. So glad you got out of that!
I absolutely HATE the kind of pranks where the joke is basically the fact that you care about someone. Instantly shows that they don't deserve you caring about them.
@@anyaniehaus9909 agreed and it never seems to occur to them that if they keep on punishing their SO for caring about them, eventually, that care will cease. They can't cry wolf and have it work forever.
33:57 alright so my biology teacher did this to us one time. Every answer was C, EXCEPT for the second to last question, which was B. I’m pretty sure i saw the entire class’ life flashing before their eyes, including my own lmao
I didn't know you could make the "make all the answers the same" MORE evil, so bravo to that teacher
Your teacher gets it!