guys from 1324 & 2024 ask each other their time’s top questions

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @alegziarz
    @alegziarz Месяц назад +24859

    love how he didn't even question what is a drone and a firearm

    • @creeperash07
      @creeperash07 Месяц назад +1598

      They had firearms back then. Drones is a good point though.

    • @pharisaeus6493
      @pharisaeus6493 Месяц назад +136

      They had, but not in Europe I think

    • @Tommy1marg
      @Tommy1marg Месяц назад +452

      @@pharisaeus6493 ohhh.. baby, we've got them smoothbores

    • @azahel542
      @azahel542 Месяц назад +525

      I mean, to be fair if you say "order a drone strike to kill the bad guy" do you really need to understand exactly what a drone is? Does it change the answer?

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 Месяц назад +146

      Firearm is like a crossbow but louder, and a drone is a flying crossbow

  • @dotmashrc
    @dotmashrc Месяц назад +24922

    Man, gotta appreciate Al for inventing time travel, bringing a person from 1324 to the present, only to ask "What's a woman?"

    • @BackgroundBrosRoblox
      @BackgroundBrosRoblox Месяц назад +146

      Am I gay?

    • @malindrome9055
      @malindrome9055 Месяц назад +174

      I keep thinking artificial intelligence lol

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 Месяц назад +134

      And now we know a woman is just Al with a shirt on his head, right?

    • @POLSKAdoBOJU
      @POLSKAdoBOJU Месяц назад +18

      The other guy asked that question, the one from 2024.

    • @brentcehan5502
      @brentcehan5502 Месяц назад +23

      It's a guy with a t shirt on his head.

  • @wayward5219
    @wayward5219 Месяц назад +3429

    "...Between France and England"
    "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN!?"

    • @joaquincorrea6589
      @joaquincorrea6589 Месяц назад +40

      Could be any war

    • @Mrkrilo
      @Mrkrilo 28 дней назад +23

      Name any other war that started in 1337 ill wait

    • @serbjitkang483
      @serbjitkang483 25 дней назад +15

      @@Mrkrilo Friso-Hollandic War

    • @Mrkrilo
      @Mrkrilo 24 дня назад +18

      @@serbjitkang483 Between British and France?

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 11 дней назад +2

      Them being called France and England, as opposed to Gaul or Brittania, narrows it down a bit.

  • @davidmontoya1082
    @davidmontoya1082 Месяц назад +24997

    My 1324 man’s knowing about wars in 1338

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth Месяц назад +3248

      passed it on the way

    • @laith8116
      @laith8116 Месяц назад +347

      @@vitriolicAmaranth LMFAO

    • @darknessqueen6630
      @darknessqueen6630 Месяц назад +77

      ​@@vitriolicAmaranth😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jollybee5220
      @jollybee5220 Месяц назад +592

      to be fair...england and france have fought a lot even before the 100 years war

    • @paraphh
      @paraphh Месяц назад +88

      He's a time traveler

  • @alext6933
    @alext6933 Месяц назад +14194

    If any women are wondering, 3.5 is actually large. Gifted even.

    • @BloodZangetsu
      @BloodZangetsu Месяц назад +1156

      mah man's doing the work of gods for us. thank you sir

    • @erickfw197
      @erickfw197 Месяц назад +463

      Keep doing god's work brother

    • @CairoShane
      @CairoShane Месяц назад +731

      @@BloodZangetsu dude what you mean? He is speaking facts. 3.5 cm is actully large.

    • @ElPeppito
      @ElPeppito Месяц назад +323

      I'd say 3.5 is abnormally large!

    • @Sam-kz5sx
      @Sam-kz5sx Месяц назад +115

      @@CairoShane inches not cm, big difference

  • @Spirited_Gamer.
    @Spirited_Gamer. Месяц назад +501

    im surprised the guy from 1324 knows what a drone is

    • @IDKwhattoupload
      @IDKwhattoupload 23 дня назад +23

      It's called context clues the idea where you don't know the meaning of the word but use the context to get a sense of meaning of the word
      So the 1324 guy assumed a drone is some kind of military soldier.

    • @harryxiro
      @harryxiro 19 дней назад +10

      @@IDKwhattoupload Or he assumed that a drone was an advanced weapon that hasn't been invented yet (we're basically saying the same thing, why am I still posting this)

    • @Euduchaus
      @Euduchaus 16 дней назад +3

      Drones were actually invented in 1322. Anyone telling you otherwise is not a friend. Never forget that.

    • @cattocs
      @cattocs 11 дней назад +2

      ​@@Euduchaus that or the other guy is so focused on unaliving civilians

    • @borgnut7243
      @borgnut7243 2 дня назад

      @@cattocs no way you said unalive instead of kill

  • @gamma2816
    @gamma2816 Месяц назад +7279

    I love how the 1324 guy doesn't even CARE that he was transported by means outside of his comprehension TO THE FUTURE and just chills and goes along like it's an average Sunday. 🤣

    • @randalthor394
      @randalthor394 Месяц назад +182

      To be fair, it's outside our comprehension too.

    • @gamma2816
      @gamma2816 Месяц назад

      ​ @randalthor394 I mean yes, but we would be more accepting of "You traveled in time." Since we are familiar with what technology is as a baseline and could accept its advancements beyond what we know better than a being unfamiliar.
      Meaning:
      - You traveled in time.
      - What?
      - With technology.
      - Oh it's THAT advanced now? Alright.
      Is far easier to accept and understand than:
      - You traveled in time.
      - What?
      - With technology.
      - WHAT!?
      See what I mean? We would only need an explanation of advancements in what we know instead of an explanation of electricity, tech, coding, physics, what physics even are, quantum physics and what that is, particle acceleration, general relativity, gravity, etc etc etc.
      Furthermore the "Future" Al is in 2024 implying that the 1324 guy traveled to 2024 as his future but our current, so in the skit the "future" Al should be familiar with the tech since it is his current time meaning that the tech used to travel the 1324 guy here is common or at least possible since they casually brought him to a talk show implying it's commonplace. This implies that it's common in 2024 and since we live in 2024 IRL then if we were to be in the spirit of the skit we would be ok with this (in this skit universe) technology.
      But yes, at face value it IS indeed incomprehensible to US the viewer if we count the 4th wall between us and the skit and we casually accepted it without question too, so you are technically correct making my response a pointless acoustic rant proving how "fun" I am at parties. 🤣👍

    • @pp-wo1sd
      @pp-wo1sd Месяц назад +37

      Bro is just a chill dude

    • @stevekirkpatrick1612
      @stevekirkpatrick1612 Месяц назад +89

      To him it's an act of God. Just roll with it and you'll be fine would be his comprehension of the event.

    • @VladdViever
      @VladdViever Месяц назад +17

      Honestly is that any more incomprehensible than stuff we've actually invented since 1324

  • @weebcommando6622
    @weebcommando6622 Месяц назад +8001

    If someone from 1324 was to see the tax rate, they'd have a stroke.

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 Месяц назад +371

      Even if someone came from the year 1776

    • @TeshNeoteny
      @TeshNeoteny Месяц назад

      But our modern governments provide us with more things now, like drone strikes.

    • @PabloEscobar-ws8rz
      @PabloEscobar-ws8rz Месяц назад +97

      Just don't pay them

    • @Eri587
      @Eri587 Месяц назад +149

      Imagine if they found out about inflation too.

    • @abdmzn
      @abdmzn Месяц назад +379

      Considring that they were probably taxed nearly as much as 50% of their crop yield in addition to doing labour and other services... no they would not have a stroke ar all.

  • @reskriptor7779
    @reskriptor7779 28 дней назад +471

    the last joke is so funny. It’s not 3.5 it’s 3:51

  • @TheSavageThanos
    @TheSavageThanos Месяц назад +3147

    Far better than the recent presidential debates.

    • @newpgaston6891
      @newpgaston6891 Месяц назад +64

      They actually answered some questions, that's crazy.

    • @small.clover
      @small.clover Месяц назад +13

      And yet Trump v Kamala was the best debate in eight years

    • @TheSavageThanos
      @TheSavageThanos Месяц назад +2

      @@small.clover Yeah, agreed. We're screwed. It'll all fall down soon and have to be rebuilt again.
      We had a good run though. Back 2 back WW Champs.

    • @LibertyDino
      @LibertyDino Месяц назад +8

      *cries in western european*
      You have no idea how much more worse it can get

    • @figerdron_8972
      @figerdron_8972 Месяц назад +1

      Wait guys, do you really have presidential debates and you don't know who will win on the election?

  • @McTrevorLives
    @McTrevorLives Месяц назад +7138

    Lmao “the Hundred Years’ War?” “What? 😶”

    • @garstrum4401
      @garstrum4401 Месяц назад +577

      Reminds me of a similar joke, if you time traveled back to WW1 and said anything about it being "1" or "the first world war", they'd all be like "....first?"

    • @よしみ-x5j
      @よしみ-x5j Месяц назад +28

      Bro, this video has subtitles

    • @drishalballaney6590
      @drishalballaney6590 Месяц назад +28

      @@garstrum4401 doctor who xD

    • @M00nDanCR
      @M00nDanCR Месяц назад +114

      Or going "oh, the name is slightly misleading, it actually lasted for 116 years"

    • @johnnymellon7414
      @johnnymellon7414 Месяц назад +39

      When you're from 2024 and ask the guy from 2724 about the next decade and he gives you the tight lips look...

  • @Blate1
    @Blate1 Месяц назад +1006

    The fact that he answered the “what is a woman” question by pointing to a dude wearing a “wig” is deliciously meta

    • @casualbydefault
      @casualbydefault Месяц назад +127

      The colour choice of the "wig" just makes it that much more authentic.

    • @AliciaTDK01
      @AliciaTDK01 Месяц назад +17

      id say accurate to California, idk what the hell is going on in that hell hole

    • @everythingpizzaandknuckles6268
      @everythingpizzaandknuckles6268 Месяц назад +30

      ​@@AliciaTDK01 Says the person with 2 pride flags in their pfp???

    • @PJM257
      @PJM257 Месяц назад +56

      ​@@AliciaTDK01 Probably because you haven't been here. The only major problems we have going on here are related to cost of living. Most social issues you might be thinking of are mostly online and rarely relevant in real life. Definitely not as in-your-face as you might claim. Turns out, if you just let people do their thing, they tend to leave you alone.

    • @ASlickNamedPimpback
      @ASlickNamedPimpback Месяц назад +4

      @@PJM257 counterpoint, drugs

  • @notsovietrussia1329
    @notsovietrussia1329 Месяц назад +4143

    “Why are you even in a position you need too be asking that” “F**K” had me laughing so hard

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Месяц назад +7

      E

    • @darkgrundi9543
      @darkgrundi9543 Месяц назад +56

      MURICA

    • @undershade3006
      @undershade3006 Месяц назад +119

      Truth hits hard. They shouldn't need permission from anyone

    • @tommygunn3369
      @tommygunn3369 Месяц назад +53

      @undershade3006 That's good 👍😂.
      Tbh in history it seems like most times the general populace was pretty armed if they could afford it. Certainly had an effective enough counter handy to handle some wacko with a sword or bow running around.

    • @spartythespart
      @spartythespart Месяц назад +84

      his real answer wouldve been like, wait they arent armed? why did u disarm them??

  • @KeandrezLand
    @KeandrezLand Месяц назад +1155

    this needs to be a series immediately

  • @Nathdood
    @Nathdood Месяц назад +1581

    Al's acting skills have honestly become supreme. He would be excellent in a sitcom, unironically.

    • @burningshine5524
      @burningshine5524 Месяц назад +5

      Sitcoms should not exist

    • @tabletennisstars1227
      @tabletennisstars1227 Месяц назад +18

      @@burningshine5524 okay mr fun police

    • @akimbofresh8109
      @akimbofresh8109 Месяц назад +2

      A sitcom? That’s what you are watching on your black and white TV grandpa?

    • @burningshine5524
      @burningshine5524 Месяц назад

      @@tabletennisstars1227 that implies the low quality "humour" with trash writing and fake laugh is actually "fun"
      Imagine it being actually funny, so they dont have to add the fake laugh traxk

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 Месяц назад

      @@burningshine5524 Not all sitcoms have laugh tracks. I find some of them genuinely funny. I like Everyone Loves Raymond and Modern Family

  • @byalcintas
    @byalcintas Месяц назад +2587

    We should try about that ginger one. Win win situation anyways

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 Месяц назад +113

    1:45 im surprised the 1324 guy didnt ask what a drone was

    • @MEx2
      @MEx2 23 дня назад +12

      He knew it could kill people, that's all that mattered

    • @Jo_Es_Chess_Channel
      @Jo_Es_Chess_Channel 15 дней назад

      Al probably messed up the dialogue on this one, since Israel is targeting innocent civilians in 2024 having killed 17,000 children and more than 11,000 women in the past year alone

    • @oofbruh6149
      @oofbruh6149 6 дней назад

      ​@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel no offense my guy but if isreal was JUST tryna kill civilians the death count would probably be near 100k to 300k in just few weeks..

  • @okdarius
    @okdarius Месяц назад +2269

    "That's still going on?"😭💀💀💀💀

    • @prussiansoup
      @prussiansoup Месяц назад

      These 2 shitters have been beefing for 900 years straight

    • @ZeusOmega3
      @ZeusOmega3 Месяц назад +55

      Except he should have replied the crusade ….

    • @michaelmurray6197
      @michaelmurray6197 Месяц назад

      @@ZeusOmega3 It was the same kind of thing going on. Muslims taking the land from Jewish people, those people fleeing the land, then coming back with the support of Europe to take back their ancestral land. Although they were also doing it as revenge for the invasion of Europe by various Muslim groups from around the 8th century all the way until around the end of the 15th century. Kind of crazy but most people don't study enough history to realize just how often those groups invaded each other. And you also have to remember that during that time period the amount of knowledge the average person had was probably less than we can find in an average newspaper today. So things like the invasion of your land by another group of people even a couple of hundred years ago would have been on a limited list of events that you knew about. So when the king and pope called for people to join the war in retaliation against that group you probably joined up without too many questions. It also likely took decades of planning for some of those crusades, the few that weren't planned out well in advance went very poorly including one that never really made it out of Europe.

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 Месяц назад

      Israel and Palestinian have been fighting each other for thousands of years. It's even recorded in the Bible

    • @joelt2002
      @joelt2002 Месяц назад +112

      Crusades was the obvious counterpoint, bringing up Israel makes no sense for someone in 1324.

  • @That1Gazz
    @That1Gazz Месяц назад +1434

    3.5 is way too big nowadays

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa Месяц назад +14

      Oh, honey...

    • @okdarius
      @okdarius Месяц назад +7

      too true

    • @JakeOfIL
      @JakeOfIL Месяц назад

      with the amount of dicks lost to woke surgery, I guess we are closer to average of 2"

    • @just4fun607
      @just4fun607 Месяц назад +17

      2 inch take it or leave it

    • @Anhelios1
      @Anhelios1 Месяц назад +4

      Wtf? Do you mean 8cm's???

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Месяц назад +901

    "What is a woman" might be the first question in philosophy exams going to 2050 and that's gonna require 800 word essay to pass 😭😭🙏🙏

    • @kelvinp.coleman563
      @kelvinp.coleman563 Месяц назад +19

      Hey, they shouldn't have to "pass" just to get your respect.

    • @sad-o-lantern7825
      @sad-o-lantern7825 Месяц назад +59

      @@kelvinp.coleman563 bro I'm not allowed hormones until I give two different people a 800 word essay and I have to wait 7 years to hand it in because they don't except it until then 😭

    • @kelvinp.coleman563
      @kelvinp.coleman563 Месяц назад +3

      @@sad-o-lantern7825 Where are you? Do you at least get some talking therapy in the meantime to help you keep on dealing with everything?

    • @sad-o-lantern7825
      @sad-o-lantern7825 Месяц назад +37

      @@kelvinp.coleman563 it's the law basically everywhere in Canada, the US, Britain. You need two different psychologists or doctors or whatever they are to say you're allowed, then you need to wait 7 years after your initial request, then you can start them. In Florida and most likely other places in the future it's illegal to use HRT at all and it can't be prescribed at any age. But yeah I mean therapy is available, not given out or anything but it's there just like it is for everyone else. I'm in Canada btw (since you asked)

    • @ElAndresRodriguez
      @ElAndresRodriguez Месяц назад

      ​@@sad-o-lantern7825Dont damage your body permanently for a temporary problem

  • @smalltricks8268
    @smalltricks8268 Месяц назад +871

    2:05 just threw away the gender question... 😂😂😂

    • @YammoYammamoto
      @YammoYammamoto Месяц назад +104

      aaaaaah.... "Genders", ofc... - my brain drew a blank, even though it was the obvious word. :D

    • @iarmycombo5659
      @iarmycombo5659 Месяц назад +10

      Even AI has something he cant say

    • @Arc_5
      @Arc_5 Месяц назад +33

      i heard gingers 💀

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 Месяц назад +25

      i was thinking jews and he wasn't going to touch that one

    • @simonwillover4175
      @simonwillover4175 Месяц назад +5

      They are both like "wft man just why?"

  • @Neiloween
    @Neiloween Месяц назад +827

    I felt that "We could've got more..."

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Месяц назад +1

      E

    • @mikeTheH
      @mikeTheH Месяц назад +15

      I was promised 20%....just sayin.

    • @genio2509
      @genio2509 Месяц назад

      Yeah, it killed barely .1% of the global population.
      Just to show how much medicine has improved.

    • @ChrisB-x1i
      @ChrisB-x1i Месяц назад +2

      Got more what?

    • @SuperVoidBoyz
      @SuperVoidBoyz Месяц назад

      This dude got it wrong. Covid pandemic has killed 7.1 million so far. A lot of studies are saying 30 to 50 million have died realistically and that the covid pandemic is actually the 5th or 4th worst pandemic in recorded human history.

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh Месяц назад +184

    Honestly, props to Johnathan for learning modern English

  • @blue-phoenix115
    @blue-phoenix115 Месяц назад +961

    3.5 Is the average back then?! That's crazy... Men back then were massive!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Месяц назад +2

      E

    • @krembryle
      @krembryle Месяц назад +59

      yeah no female hormones in food back then

    • @Jaker788
      @Jaker788 Месяц назад

      Dang do people still believe in phytoestrogen being the same as estrogen? Better stop eating all nuts and legumes then, peas, beans, etc.. ​@@krembryle

    • @maamiimii
      @maamiimii Месяц назад

      @@krembryleSo…the lack of “female hormones” made their dicks smaller? I’m trying to understand your point here

    • @user-xw2eb4or6l
      @user-xw2eb4or6l Месяц назад +4

      ​@@EEEEEEEEu are everywhere why

  • @PleppertheKai
    @PleppertheKai Месяц назад +131

    I thought he was going to ask "How often do you think about the Roman Empire?"

    • @flugel5554
      @flugel5554 18 дней назад +1

      and the 1324 guy going "tf is that?"

    • @Geraduss
      @Geraduss 14 дней назад +2

      @@flugel5554 Or like, "don't you mean the Holy Roman Empire? It's still around."

  • @Kravitam
    @Kravitam Месяц назад +284

    This concept was great, I hope he makes more of this.

  • @aaturauhala3367
    @aaturauhala3367 Месяц назад +161

    The guy from 1324 sure had strong af genes, the guy from 2024 looks exactly like him!

  • @SakuraKohari
    @SakuraKohari Месяц назад +104

    0:30 i knew it😭

    • @Driv3rMadness
      @Driv3rMadness 12 дней назад +3

      We made the easiest question the stupidly hardest one bc of modern ideology b s.
      Same with how many g-- Nope 😂

    • @AlexandreG
      @AlexandreG 10 дней назад

      ​@@Driv3rMadness hardest one? It's hard to understand the question, sounds like a trap question.
      But the straight up answer is even easier than in 1324, we have much more knowledge about it in 2024, if we are actually being scientific about it and not just using the topic to get attention

    • @Driv3rMadness
      @Driv3rMadness 10 дней назад +1

      @@AlexandreG There's a recent documentary about it that explores how insanely people think. We made it way more difficult than it actually is.

  • @alialfergani4339
    @alialfergani4339 Месяц назад +363

    Bro, the fucking subtlety of this guy's Jokes and how he dances just on the very fine line is masterful 👏. Truly, unparalleled approach to comedy that embodies the real world in a way that almost anyone can relate to!

  • @mistery_5573
    @mistery_5573 29 дней назад +28

    3:09 1334 guy: In my time it's about 1338

  • @T4TheTidePod
    @T4TheTidePod Месяц назад +29

    As someone born in 1324, this was actually really informative and helpful!

  • @BlueJay-ip5yk
    @BlueJay-ip5yk Месяц назад +44

    The consideration after "have you tried it" was hilarious

  • @alphagamer9505
    @alphagamer9505 Месяц назад +38

    This needs to be a series

  • @microusb42069
    @microusb42069 Месяц назад +68

    Feel lucky to be here early with you, boys.

  • @HexaBoxabl
    @HexaBoxabl 28 дней назад +43

    Honestly our government has no idea how people are suffering these days. I much feel sorry for the disabled people who don’t get the help they deserve

    • @MagarethWoods
      @MagarethWoods 28 дней назад +6

      Everyone needs more than their salary to be financial stable. The best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly, because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.

    • @mirabellelia9996
      @mirabellelia9996 28 дней назад +5

      You’re correct I make a lot of money without relying on the government. Investing in stocks and digital currencies is beneficial at the moment.

    • @popsarah7805
      @popsarah7805 28 дней назад +4

      Can you show me how to trade profitably, I honestly need another source of steady income

    • @HexaBoxabl
      @HexaBoxabl 28 дней назад +3

      Kate Mellon Bruce is not just my family’s financial advisor, she’s a licensed and FINRA agent who other families in the US employs her services

    • @HexaBoxabl
      @HexaBoxabl 28 дней назад +2

      She's active on face book @

  • @theonlytristanrob
    @theonlytristanrob Месяц назад +912

    Why does the guy from 1324 know what a drones is

    • @ythandlerandom1278LK
      @ythandlerandom1278LK Месяц назад +184

      They had books in 1324 bro

    • @Feenskee
      @Feenskee Месяц назад +72

      Leonardo DiCaprio was good at more things than just drawing women

    • @maxelmann4441
      @maxelmann4441 Месяц назад +41

      Why did he know things from 1338?

    • @anoopa3334
      @anoopa3334 Месяц назад +14

      ​@@FeenskeeU mean Da Vinci

    • @creeperash07
      @creeperash07 Месяц назад +12

      @@Feenskee Assuming you meant Da Vinci, he was born in 1452.

  • @Snoozingtonn
    @Snoozingtonn Месяц назад +186

    "how many g- nope" 😭

    • @McHerorpg
      @McHerorpg Месяц назад +4

      i don't get it.

    • @AHMEDX8731
      @AHMEDX8731 Месяц назад +1

      Me too​@@McHerorpg

    • @lord_canon
      @lord_canon Месяц назад +58

      ​@@McHerorpghow many genders are there

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv Месяц назад +10

      @foolserrand-lu7ym I'd argue roughly 8 billion

    • @Darur1308
      @Darur1308 Месяц назад

      @@AAAAAA-qs1bvpeople

  • @chrisreilly1290
    @chrisreilly1290 Месяц назад +164

    1:24 literally ate the rich

    • @MortiferaMortinne
      @MortiferaMortinne Месяц назад +12

      “Eat the rich” But metaphors don’t exist

    • @MichaelMayor-k6t
      @MichaelMayor-k6t Месяц назад +13

      In netherland a crazy mob ate their primeminister, but it was much later than 14th century.

    • @ge_prav3236
      @ge_prav3236 Месяц назад

      ​​@@MichaelMayor-k6t holy fuck, do you remember the details? Wanna check this shit out on wikipedia or smth

  • @NotSushiant
    @NotSushiant Месяц назад +387

    "11... month?!
    Years 🤤" I'M DEAD💀

    • @Avy42F
      @Avy42F Месяц назад +6

      @@MommyToldMeImSpecial he means to say that he married when he was 18 month (a year and 6 month)

    • @erich_ika
      @erich_ika Месяц назад +104

      ​@@MommyToldMeImSpecialhe said he and his wife just married and are both 18 years old, but they have an 11 year old kid

    • @AridRaider
      @AridRaider Месяц назад +9

      is it even possible to have kids at 7

    • @joakimkaseva
      @joakimkaseva Месяц назад +16

      @@AridRaider I remember reading a Chinese kid giving birth at 5...

    • @joakimkaseva
      @joakimkaseva Месяц назад +9

      Googled now and it was a Peruvian kid

  • @jasminejams4062
    @jasminejams4062 Месяц назад +50

    This video was so good I want a part 2!

  • @DiamondDepthYT
    @DiamondDepthYT Месяц назад +22

    "Oh the Hundred Years War?"
    "What?.."
    LMFAOO

  • @TankMainMan
    @TankMainMan Месяц назад +680

    Woman? That’s my question too.
    (Edit: Why is there a war I just made a joke)

    • @TrenchCoatDingo
      @TrenchCoatDingo Месяц назад +81

      A adult human female.

    • @Julia-v3p2x
      @Julia-v3p2x Месяц назад +14

      Answering your question as a woman: no

    • @LovedeepSengh-gm1mu
      @LovedeepSengh-gm1mu Месяц назад +11

      @TrenchCoatDingo what is female then? if it's xx, then there r many males with xx, & females with xy. it's just complex since there is no definition of a woman. but who is man? the one who leads, who protect, who provides is a man & thatsy some women r also called man of the house.

    • @RenPK62
      @RenPK62 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Julia-v3p2xand because?

    • @Julia-v3p2x
      @Julia-v3p2x Месяц назад +1

      @@RenPK62 because women

  • @shalevhaham
    @shalevhaham Месяц назад +24

    Riskiest video of the year!
    He truly is unhinged, and I love it.

  • @akunbora
    @akunbora Месяц назад +23

    3:42, smiles like he just found some new hopes 😂

  • @bentshaggyoil
    @bentshaggyoil Месяц назад +141

    Who’s here in [time period]

    • @mateusloubach
      @mateusloubach Месяц назад +25

      Me. 1559. We crowned Queen Elizabeth. long live the queen.

    • @BestHakase
      @BestHakase Месяц назад +1

      Hey, me too!

    • @novalcatalyst4021
      @novalcatalyst4021 Месяц назад +21

      @@mateusloubach Here from 2022, sad time for us, Queen Elizabeth just passed away.

    • @shyguy7711
      @shyguy7711 Месяц назад

      @novalcatalyst4021 *II

    • @hackerwolf1995.
      @hackerwolf1995. Месяц назад +6

      I came from 2169. Not gonna make any predictions I'm just chilling

  • @ChrisLoew
    @ChrisLoew Месяц назад +21

    3:16 oh the 100 years war...dead

  • @um8078
    @um8078 Месяц назад +23

    Man from 1324 knowing what a drone is

    • @nicholasfigueiredo3171
      @nicholasfigueiredo3171 Месяц назад +2

      Just assume it is a magic flying weapon where wizards control in a distance using another magic device

    • @lumarans30
      @lumarans30 Месяц назад

      And Israel and Palestine too

  • @patrickholland5478
    @patrickholland5478 Месяц назад +10

    One of your absolute best. Man, you are killing it right now.

  • @thedragonslayer481
    @thedragonslayer481 Месяц назад +20

    I just looked at Al's subscriber count and I'm disappointed my guys only 2. Smthing million bro deserves 10 million at least and that's how much I thought he had I hope he gets more recognition

  • @Orincaby
    @Orincaby Месяц назад +64

    2:05 is crazy 😂😂😂

    • @atharvbavkar831
      @atharvbavkar831 Месяц назад +4

      How many g-? What does that mean

    • @Orincaby
      @Orincaby Месяц назад +13

      @@atharvbavkar831 gender

    • @Aaliyah7777
      @Aaliyah7777 26 дней назад

      ​@@Orincaby whats the full sentence?

    • @elitemation
      @elitemation 25 дней назад +2

      @@Aaliyah7777”How many genders are there”

    • @Chugga1Fan
      @Chugga1Fan 24 дня назад

      Took me a minute.

  • @abdullah-_-.
    @abdullah-_-. Месяц назад +362

    The disappointment on Al's face when he read "What is a woman" 😭😭

  • @Amaranthos2
    @Amaranthos2 Месяц назад +372

    1920's people: Heck yeah, we will have flying cars and live on Mars by 2024
    2024 people: Milk is racist now

    • @nicholas-dv1mg
      @nicholas-dv1mg Месяц назад

      yea, we're in some wacky form of hell, i can't tell if milk being racist has or hasn't happened, not if it is or isn't possible, just if it is or isn't a thing.

    • @ahfa2010
      @ahfa2010 Месяц назад +7

      Flying cars exist

    • @olekanuriel9359
      @olekanuriel9359 Месяц назад +3

      don't forget about math

    • @Grason20
      @Grason20 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@ahfa2010it does, but not practical

    • @Pingviinimursu
      @Pingviinimursu Месяц назад +15

      ​@@Grason20 yeah but that's just because the whole idea becomes hugely impractical as soon as you consider it has to exist in our physical world and the drivers would be the people you see online

  • @imthepigeonguy
    @imthepigeonguy Месяц назад +22

    "How many g- Nope!"
    Good call on that

    • @urgamecshk
      @urgamecshk Месяц назад

      Someone explain

    • @spytime_
      @spytime_ Месяц назад +1

      @@urgamecshk "how many genders are there"

  • @proniermandrin1712
    @proniermandrin1712 Месяц назад +310

    "How ma g... No !!"
    I understood it before he even finished the "many", I love it.
    Edit : for those who didn't det it, it's "How many gender are there".

    • @ahandlenameismandatory
      @ahandlenameismandatory Месяц назад +27

      Still don't get it, wgatt was the question gonna be?

    • @ciciciciciclala
      @ciciciciciclala Месяц назад +4

      I also don't get it

    • @Ignite_GT
      @Ignite_GT Месяц назад +7

      dont worry about it

    • @Superpellexl
      @Superpellexl Месяц назад +3

      Didn't get it either, could someone explain?

    • @AndromedaMoon888
      @AndromedaMoon888 Месяц назад +67

      @@ahandlenameismandatoryI was thinking genders but I’m not sure 🤣

  • @yoface2537
    @yoface2537 Месяц назад +53

    3:05, yeah pretty much

    • @mikyboo
      @mikyboo Месяц назад +5

      I am literaly watching this from the safe room as we are being attacked by Iran (they sent like 400 missils) so... yeah I would say that

    • @nosferatu0205
      @nosferatu0205 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@mikybooare you ok

    • @greenfire2783
      @greenfire2783 Месяц назад +2

      Israel didn't exist in 1324???

    • @yoface2537
      @yoface2537 Месяц назад +6

      @@greenfire2783 My friend, THE FUCKING BASE OF THE DAMN CONFLICT BEING WHICH RELIGION GETS THE FUCKING HOLY LAND HAS EXISTED FOR MILLENIA, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ISRAEL IS LITERALLY MAINLY PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE JUDAISM AND PALESTINE BEING MUSLIMS, THIS RELIGIOUS CONFLICT HAS EXISTED FOR SO FUCKING LONG
      Sorry for the rant, TLDR: the region and motives as well as the demographics on each side remain similar/consistant

    • @yoface2537
      @yoface2537 Месяц назад +3

      @@mikyboo sending unbiased hugs of emotional support, I hope it helps, hey at least now you have a reason never to go outside

  • @lennyuniverse
    @lennyuniverse Месяц назад +44

    This is gold from start to end, and after the end too. But not after the after the end.
    I should watch this again.

  • @Urodeprag
    @Urodeprag Месяц назад +7

    Make more of these please. Actually amazing.

  • @Emir-su8uf
    @Emir-su8uf Месяц назад +6

    The best skit a watched in a while, love u Al

  • @imserioustellmewhy
    @imserioustellmewhy Месяц назад +10

    My brother, keep up with your long form videos, they're just a shoot out of fun 😂

  • @elauktan816
    @elauktan816 28 дней назад +4

    “Is it gonna end soon?”
    “Oh the Hundred Years’ War?”
    *“…what?”*

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 18 дней назад +1

      Nevermind, it is only called 100 years war. It lasts significantly longer actually.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 Месяц назад +53

    3:34 lol he knows that he missed his chance to take out ALL of Europe.

    • @iarmycombo5659
      @iarmycombo5659 Месяц назад +3

      I just rewatched this video before reading comments and only then did i realize thats what he meant, came to search for this comment lol

  • @placer7412
    @placer7412 Месяц назад +15

    the sneeze/heart stop joke feels so real - was that actually a myth back in the day?

    • @Alf_Pacino
      @Alf_Pacino Месяц назад +2

      It was believed no so long ago

  • @TheReayning
    @TheReayning Месяц назад +17

    'Could have gotten more...' Savage

    • @wieb83zd
      @wieb83zd 20 дней назад +1

      To me that was also the best one, next to so many other good jokes in here, this want had me laguing hard.

  • @harrylong2796
    @harrylong2796 25 дней назад +4

    You missed a funny
    1324: what's the top killer of men in 2024?
    2024: probably prostate cancer or heart disease, what about you?
    1324: the French

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 18 дней назад

      Well, Putin is doing his best too.

  • @DoOmIsMyNamePWI
    @DoOmIsMyNamePWI Месяц назад +40

    But can I? 😂

    • @よしみ-x5j
      @よしみ-x5j Месяц назад +5

      of course, enjoy

    • @BoterKat
      @BoterKat Месяц назад +3

      ​@@よしみ-x5j💀

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 Месяц назад +1

      Ah, the Japanese, always outta pocket

    • @onelemon1625
      @onelemon1625 Месяц назад +1

      he probably did. Thats why the 2024 version looks the exact same 😂.

  • @JoeBeaudette
    @JoeBeaudette Месяц назад +9

    I've literally watched this 4 times in a row. I'm gonna watch it at least once more. So freakin good. Al you're a goddam genius

  • @eliasvonbrille
    @eliasvonbrille 15 дней назад +2

    I love how this is somehow pretty unbiased.
    He is clowning on both.

  • @mammalianmolasses4724
    @mammalianmolasses4724 Месяц назад +8

    This might be my new favorite Al Jokes video.

  • @Raptor_Ren
    @Raptor_Ren Месяц назад +101

    As a history buff, I just couldn’t get into this video due to the fact that people in 1324 didn’t have button up shirts.
    Oh, and all the other inaccuracies too, but mostly just the buttons.

    • @ravensshade
      @ravensshade Месяц назад +20

      they probably dressed him up for the camera maybe even gave him a bath and styled his hair

    • @ChrisB-x1i
      @ChrisB-x1i Месяц назад

      What other inaccuracies ?

    • @nojo3552
      @nojo3552 Месяц назад +9

      @@ChrisB-x1iThe hundred year war hapened after 1324 and the bubonic plauge started in 1348

    • @drafezard7315
      @drafezard7315 Месяц назад +3

      @@nojo3552 What about the fact the hundred year war didn't last a hundred years. Yes he didn't actually say it did, but he implied it by answering the question with the war's name.

    • @froreyfire
      @froreyfire Месяц назад +2

      @@ChrisB-x1i Child sacrifice and cannibalism.

  • @TheRavenLord1
    @TheRavenLord1 Месяц назад +7

    I demand a series of this

  • @joeypog
    @joeypog Месяц назад +56

    that guy from 1324 must be PACKING

  • @rishiaman2288
    @rishiaman2288 Месяц назад +129

    0:13 for somereason i watched the vid thinking 1324 was 2024 cs it matched so much😂😂

  • @CutzMcOnions
    @CutzMcOnions Месяц назад +2

    this is fkn hilarious. also, the acting is just superb as usual.

  • @Gali80f
    @Gali80f Месяц назад +5

    Loved it! Good idea for a format

  • @IntensePeppers
    @IntensePeppers Месяц назад +9

    Months?
    Years
    F**k!
    I actually lol'd

  • @MrBloodbunny
    @MrBloodbunny 5 дней назад

    I really like the fact that you are a one man army, recording the whole thing with your cellphone, no expensive sets or crew or visual effect, but you are indeed funny and entertaining. You proved it, you don't need money to be funny! Liked and subscribed 😎🖖

  • @minigamersurvival22
    @minigamersurvival22 Месяц назад +4

    This was great. I love your longer form comedy vids

  • @_Stormfather
    @_Stormfather Месяц назад +5

    "That's still going on?"
    Fucking gold

  • @Snekyboy
    @Snekyboy Месяц назад +16

    1:02 as a ginger, this sounds way better than what happens in 2024

  • @AfroX-StayLegendary
    @AfroX-StayLegendary Месяц назад +3

    I’d appreciate more videos like this.

  • @mazzel4488
    @mazzel4488 Месяц назад +15

    legit one your bes videos. It's insane how you don't lose the level of humor despite making so many videos

  • @Isometrix116
    @Isometrix116 Месяц назад +8

    I still find the "What is a woman" question hilarious. Not because of the surface absurdity but because it implies people have never encountered the inherent problem with categorization before. Legitimately, we can't even define what a _species_ is properly. Don't you all remember that from high school biology? They gave a few definitions of what a species was and just said "If it fits an arbitrary number of these, it's a species."

    • @DaveGrean
      @DaveGrean 7 дней назад

      ... you think transphobes understood anything about high school biology, let alone remember any of it? You're talking about people who unironically believe biology and culture are the same thing. Who believe women are born with skirts, high heels, make-up, and so on

  • @lucasianholzbauer5949
    @lucasianholzbauer5949 Месяц назад +10

    Insane as always

  • @TheKyfe
    @TheKyfe Месяц назад +11

    Missed opportunity for Flat Earth, lol.

    • @toonedin
      @toonedin Месяц назад

      This confirms that even then they knew the earth was globular

    • @RivalHades-mk1xl
      @RivalHades-mk1xl Месяц назад +1

      earth is flat though. Stop spreading lies.
      Im kidding, its shaped like a raptor

    • @TheKyfe
      @TheKyfe Месяц назад

      @RivalHades-mk1xl a flat raptor, or a 3D raptor, though? That would be sick.

  • @allertramphisa2662
    @allertramphisa2662 3 дня назад

    This made me laugh... 😂I never laughed so hard in the past few weeks

  • @commando._7
    @commando._7 Месяц назад +5

    Al pulling that side glance at the end is perfection

  • @are3287
    @are3287 Месяц назад +4

    What a banger this needs a sequel

  • @zzvlr
    @zzvlr 10 дней назад +1

    Lmao the chairs being different

  • @Triquetre
    @Triquetre 22 дня назад +25

    1:07 good riddance

  • @Prince_Sidon
    @Prince_Sidon Месяц назад +26

    The first question ties in with the question future Al skipped.
    Bravo.

  • @TheGoldenApex
    @TheGoldenApex 28 дней назад +1

    This has me laughing sooo hard LMFAOOOOO😂😂😂

  • @OliveOil01
    @OliveOil01 Месяц назад +7

    I always think what it would be like if someone from the past met someone from the present. Imagine Ludwig Van Beethoven listening to a group of Yeat, or Cardi mugs saying “this Shii slaps.”

  • @cgmehta8264
    @cgmehta8264 24 дня назад +2

    The final shot is imprsssive. IK its pretty easy to do with a static camera and simple cloning techniques, but still. Def appreciate the work that gets put into these videos!

  • @h.a.z.m.a.t5072
    @h.a.z.m.a.t5072 Месяц назад +3

    0:47 the most prevalent question is WHAT THE DOG DOIN!

  • @Theomnipotent-po5pd
    @Theomnipotent-po5pd Месяц назад +182

    How many g-
    What ? I don't get it.

    • @Theomnipotent-po5pd
      @Theomnipotent-po5pd Месяц назад +199

      Oh!genders are there. Now I got it. My bad.

    • @Its.Morningstar
      @Its.Morningstar Месяц назад +6

      @@Theomnipotent-po5pd Oh yeah

    • @stutter4064
      @stutter4064 Месяц назад +6

      Genders

    • @user-jw5xc4uh9t
      @user-jw5xc4uh9t Месяц назад +40

      How many gingers are there? Not too many.

    • @AliJ23
      @AliJ23 Месяц назад

      @@user-jw5xc4uh9t not enough for sacrifices

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 Месяц назад +2

    "Oh the hundred-years war??"
    Reminds me of that Doctor Who scene where the Doc has. WW1 soldier in his ship and refers to him AS a "World War 1 soldier." The soldier is shocked. "World war...ONE?"

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 Месяц назад +12

    3:37 how is that even known?

    • @simonrothgang8350
      @simonrothgang8350 20 дней назад +2

      Documentation, change in co2 pollution preserved. Educated guesses of citizen registers

  • @mitchellkinzie4863
    @mitchellkinzie4863 Месяц назад +28

    Fantastic! What is a woman is the most hilarious kickoff to this ordeal, and the obvious answer Is a finger point. 😂😂😂

  • @PeachyHeartco
    @PeachyHeartco День назад +1

    "Is it ok to give teachers firearms?"
    "Wth is a firearm"

  • @Topic_Yo
    @Topic_Yo Месяц назад +8

    PART 2 PART 2 PART 2 PART 2 PART 2