If Companies Were Honest

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @SpecialHilichurl
    @SpecialHilichurl Год назад +19696

    Netflix: we know what you want but we dont have it

  • @elinkittycat
    @elinkittycat Год назад +1163

    Netflix: we remove the best movies right after you finally find them after 10 years

    • @Elmovr69
      @Elmovr69 Год назад +5

      @@brian_njtransit dude really

    • @DarnelWolf
      @DarnelWolf Год назад +10

      Twitter: We argue 24/7

    • @endergamerz5856
      @endergamerz5856 Год назад +4

      ​@@brian_njtransitthis ni**a really showed me a bus video

    • @baselessowl
      @baselessowl Год назад +2

      ​@@brian_njtransitwho tf makes a links showing a damn bus driver aroun 💀

    • @Meme_man..
      @Meme_man.. Год назад

      ​@@baselessowl a bot or a total npc

  • @dragxnp4ck
    @dragxnp4ck Год назад +678

    This guy NEVER finishes his sentences without laughing 💀

    • @IronDJW
      @IronDJW Год назад +3

      ​@@cloudneverclearstop just stop

    • @TST895
      @TST895 Год назад +2

      @@IronDJW stop just stop

    • @Mia-tz9hr
      @Mia-tz9hr Год назад +3

      Frrr 💀

    • @Markiplierforreal
      @Markiplierforreal Год назад +2

      @@Starlight_196stop just stop

    • @LostTentYT
      @LostTentYT Год назад +2

      I WANTED TO SAY THAT. But true

  • @EggsAndHam.
    @EggsAndHam. Год назад +3124

    the FedEx one tho 💀💀

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 Год назад +11

      Wouldn't that apply to Amazon too?

    • @rexcolony9505
      @rexcolony9505 Год назад +21

      I work at one, can confirm

    • @starfire9214
      @starfire9214 Год назад +6

      ​@@edwardgaines6561 that should also include ups and usps

    • @sosaducote3229
      @sosaducote3229 Год назад +3

      It's definitely fax

    • @uwuisew
      @uwuisew Год назад +3

      lol thats so true 💀

  • @CE-ug2eq
    @CE-ug2eq Год назад +2825

    Bentellect: We laugh at literally everything
    (EDIT: OMHPSMGSRH HOW??!?!?! TYSM )

  • @Ruvanthika.
    @Ruvanthika. Год назад +405

    Lays: We sell air

  • @ryalexstudios
    @ryalexstudios Год назад +458

    Twitter: get in an extremely heated argument with a stranger.

    • @holi2027
      @holi2027 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Mr_alan-d1y
      @Mr_alan-d1y Год назад

      Ong, that one time wendy’s and McDonald’s

    • @GeorgieW1789
      @GeorgieW1789 Год назад +3

      No that's youtube comment sections

    • @quackattackz
      @quackattackz Год назад +3

      Twitter: when you don’t want to shout racial slurs in public

    • @Pearl1010
      @Pearl1010 Год назад

      @@GeorgieW1789 what do you mean? That’s really offensive.
      Jk lol

  • @Jayd579
    @Jayd579 Год назад +687

    I’m convinced when this guy is at a funeral he’s just laughing while everybody is crying

    • @xdawgg
      @xdawgg Год назад +48

      “Kevin was such a good man. He donated over 2 million dollars to animal hospitals, and was a brain surgeon that saved dozens of lives. May he rest in p-“
      “HAHAHAHAH TRIPLE FACTS”

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed Год назад +16

      @@xdawgg 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Official_XLSTROBEXL
      @Official_XLSTROBEXL Год назад +6

      @@xdawgg “may he rest in p”
      -ELITE!!!

    • @hambat226
      @hambat226 Год назад

      This was one of the ugliest fake laugh I've seen in a long time there's no need to laugh for every sentence specially such an ugly fake laugh

  • @lilxc_lemon
    @lilxc_lemon Год назад +545

    RUclips: our adverts are longer than the videos

    • @ninja8217
      @ninja8217 Год назад +3

      Hulu’s adds 😅💀

    • @Ani.Music.
      @Ani.Music. Год назад +5

      I actually found an ad that was 45 minutes long and it was about the different ingredients in dish soap. 😅

    • @lilxc_lemon
      @lilxc_lemon Год назад

      @@Ani.Music. stopppp 💀😭

    • @lilxc_lemon
      @lilxc_lemon Год назад

      @@ninja8217 💀

    • @terrimorris3769
      @terrimorris3769 Год назад

      @@Ani.Music. lol

  • @CasonHamlin188
    @CasonHamlin188 Год назад +494

    Me: Walks into Walmart and sees people in their pajamas…IM HOME😂

  • @emdxx6094
    @emdxx6094 Год назад +863

    Bro is being held at gun point being forced to laugh 😭

  • @thatGurl5890
    @thatGurl5890 Год назад +64

    Captain Crunch: the easiest way to ruin the roof of your mouth

    • @audreyhimes9278
      @audreyhimes9278 Год назад +2

      No the thing that best fits that description is tootsie pops, those suckers with a Tootsie roll inside

  • @Ricepotayto
    @Ricepotayto Год назад +1677

    McDonald’s: 98% of all our ice cream machines are broken💀
    (2% are the other countries in the world that isn’t America)

    • @teetingxuan3824
      @teetingxuan3824 Год назад +23

      McDonald's: We use frozen meat 💀

    • @tashaekpeogwa9463
      @tashaekpeogwa9463 Год назад +18

      McDonald's: we're to lazy to make ice cream so we say they're broken

    • @Kyl3izk00l
      @Kyl3izk00l Год назад +5

      @Come_2929_hoya same

    • @k1tsun3ko
      @k1tsun3ko Год назад +5

      @Come_2929_hoya same

    • @Strawberryyyyyyyyy44
      @Strawberryyyyyyyyy44 Год назад +2

      They're always broken because the company that make them makes them break easily, and it's too expensive to fix them.

  • @ButImNotGonnaTalkAboutThat
    @ButImNotGonnaTalkAboutThat Год назад +1242

    RUclips:We put clickbait photos on 90% of the videos

    • @R7EDITCC
      @R7EDITCC Год назад +10

      Lol

    • @ThatBeatSaberGuy42
      @ThatBeatSaberGuy42 Год назад +21

      As someone currently starting on yt it is the creator who puts the clickbait crap on the videos not yt just trying to clear up any confusion

    • @CharbelY
      @CharbelY Год назад +19

      You actually think RUclips chooses the thumbnail for every video

    • @furtgia
      @furtgia Год назад +8

      Whats up with his fake laugh every time he says something 🤦🏻

    • @ButImNotGonnaTalkAboutThat
      @ButImNotGonnaTalkAboutThat Год назад

      @@CharbelY No. It's sarcasm

  • @coltonsimunek1590
    @coltonsimunek1590 Год назад +59

    RUclips: nobody really buys the premium

  • @not_nedarb16
    @not_nedarb16 Год назад +758

    Taco Bell: Your toilet will never see better days

  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 Год назад +1185

    McDonald’s: everyone hates and loves us at the same time.

    • @aidenNliam
      @aidenNliam Год назад +23

      Also McDonald’s: don’t play with us before you find a loogie in your big mac

    • @ladysilverwynde
      @ladysilverwynde Год назад +10

      Mcdonalds: come for breakfast, stay for the imitation burgers.

    • @alwayseverythingg
      @alwayseverythingg Год назад +13

      More like…
      MecDonald’s: don’t even try asking for ice cream

    • @MxllyMalfoy_YT
      @MxllyMalfoy_YT Год назад +5

      McDonald's: our ice cream machine will never work

    • @tiana_7935
      @tiana_7935 Год назад +6

      McDonald’s: we will always get your order wrong and no the ice cream machine is not working today☺️

  • @aspd00
    @aspd00 Год назад +86

    Tesla: We destroy the earth mining Lithium for electric cars for a sustainable earth

  • @TBboomerr
    @TBboomerr Год назад +40

    Bro laugh after everything. If you send pay for a cameo or sum and say "my little sister has cancer can you say hi" he be like, " hi, and prayers for yo- giggles"

  • @DueyS
    @DueyS Год назад +1154

    Bentellect: the king of faking laughs

  • @akeyrtainment8507
    @akeyrtainment8507 Год назад +11

    School system: we treat the students like prisoners

  • @Expizzapie1811
    @Expizzapie1811 Год назад +514

    "How to force yourself to laugh 101"

  • @UrAverageLemonKid
    @UrAverageLemonKid Год назад +278

    Pepsi:
    “Is Pepsi okay?”

  • @dhruvil_2662
    @dhruvil_2662 Год назад +8

    Bro uses Laughter as Full-Stops for his Sentences

  • @redrose3089
    @redrose3089 Год назад +353

    Bro someone could even say hi to this guy and he’d start laughing- 💀

    • @Legendo_74
      @Legendo_74 Год назад +3

      Ye

    • @kaviyaworld3945
      @kaviyaworld3945 Год назад +2

      Fr

    • @_phobic_
      @_phobic_ Год назад +2

      yeah i don’t get it

    • @sparklybaguette
      @sparklybaguette Год назад +2

      we need to save him

    • @0nly_Dans
      @0nly_Dans Год назад +7

      Someone: Hi
      Him: 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙃😆😂😂😅😁💩🤓🤡😄🌚😁🤠👹🤪🤑😈🤪👽🥴🥴🤠🤑🤓💩👹🌞🌝🌚🌚☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️👽😈🤡🙉🙉🙉🙉😹😹😹

  • @sdchristiann
    @sdchristiann Год назад +225

    The TikTok one 😂😂😂

    • @sdchristiann
      @sdchristiann Год назад +2

      @Wynn I know right 🤢

    • @kingtigerproffish2790
      @kingtigerproffish2790 Год назад +11

      Yt shorts: cuz watching your racist neighbor rant thru the window is wierd 🤣🤣

    • @amazinhaydz2032
      @amazinhaydz2032 Год назад +3

      💀💀

    • @Tinyfurball
      @Tinyfurball Год назад

      It's disturbing, why would you be watching your kid's friends in the first place? Ya creep

    • @kingtigerproffish2790
      @kingtigerproffish2790 Год назад +1

      @@Tinyfurball that's the joke dummy

  • @microbeMan
    @microbeMan Год назад +19

    Ben is the type of guy to laugh at a funeral

  • @Izukumidoriya.No.1AlmightFan
    @Izukumidoriya.No.1AlmightFan Год назад +216

    Wattpad: “You think you’re weird we have brothers together in fanfics.”

    • @cheesebox183
      @cheesebox183 Год назад +8

      Factual

    • @NotxbossThexbot
      @NotxbossThexbot Год назад +5

      Ive literally never heard of wattpad

    • @Stickman_Productions
      @Stickman_Productions Год назад +3

      ​@@NotxbossThexbotGood. I made the mistake of learning about it.

    • @theogprincess
      @theogprincess Год назад +2

      @@Stickman_Productions agreed lol, a huge mistake

    • @isxbelle._.
      @isxbelle._. Год назад

      @@NotxbossThexbot good i used to read wattpad

  • @Aquamarine.-.
    @Aquamarine.-. Год назад +418

    Snapchat: everyone's fake💀

    • @Ednaalol
      @Ednaalol Год назад

      Lol

    • @Cosmo_1128
      @Cosmo_1128 Год назад

      @@user-be4zd7nc7d bro i jsut saw you on the video above this one stfu

    • @khadim_almasih
      @khadim_almasih Год назад +1

      H a h a A h ha 😐

    • @monikreates9545
      @monikreates9545 Год назад

      ​@@user-be4zd7nc7d why dont you read a book😐😐

  • @TheEmperorOfViltrum
    @TheEmperorOfViltrum Год назад +12

    We ain’t forget 😂

  • @Kobster777
    @Kobster777 Год назад +443

    Ben could be seeing a starving blind deaf kid with no arms and still laugh

  • @LillyLuvsDogs
    @LillyLuvsDogs Год назад +85

    Bro can’t even finish his sentence because his laugh takes over💀

    • @spyder027
      @spyder027 Год назад +1

      Target: the upperclass walmaharahaharthahaha

    • @TheOceanicBall
      @TheOceanicBall Год назад +4

      me : 😐 him: 😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @Unknown_man980
    @Unknown_man980 Год назад +8

    Bentellect : We laugh at literally anything

    • @TheKayzKorner
      @TheKayzKorner 7 месяцев назад

      Bro tried copying

    • @Unknown_man980
      @Unknown_man980 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheKayzKorner u caught me bro 💀 anyways im sorry

    • @TheKayzKorner
      @TheKayzKorner 7 месяцев назад

      @@Unknown_man980 lol it’s alr man 👍

  • @ificaniwould9061
    @ificaniwould9061 Год назад +209

    Google has an antenna somewhere inside of us 🤦‍♂️

  • @mrpenguin4093
    @mrpenguin4093 Год назад +6

    Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature

  • @Parv569
    @Parv569 Год назад +3

    Bro is laughing as if he is held at gunpoint

  • @pravitkeyo9167
    @pravitkeyo9167 Год назад +61

    Walmart: "we be having more fights than waffle house"

    • @aarongrant1
      @aarongrant1 Год назад +1

      Naaaaaaaah, Waffle House be finishing the fights Walmart has, because of it's *new host*

  • @yellowserpentine5975
    @yellowserpentine5975 Год назад +32

    EA Sports: It’s in the game…but you have to pay for it

  • @plsineedhelp7017
    @plsineedhelp7017 Год назад +19

    FedEx should've been: We treat your packages just like we want to treat our Exes😇

  • @billsmafia4346
    @billsmafia4346 Год назад +50

    Bentellect:we laugh at everything even when it’s not funny😂😂😂

  • @VulcanDB
    @VulcanDB Год назад +45

    This man is the one to laugh during a funeral

  • @pragmaticcnc3736
    @pragmaticcnc3736 Год назад +5

    FedEx drivers are fed up with our items 😂

  • @AresTheWeeb
    @AresTheWeeb Год назад +39

    This is the kind of guy to get banned from a movie theater

  • @cruxal216
    @cruxal216 Год назад +66

    Amazon: We purposely steal your packages.

  • @TheycallmeJasJas
    @TheycallmeJasJas Год назад +1

    Bentellect: i can’t stop laughing- AHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @Mrholeinone
    @Mrholeinone Год назад +5

    He has never finished a sentence saying these with out laughing at the end

  • @nuclearnick3112
    @nuclearnick3112 Год назад +267

    Disney:We treat our partners with respect and compassion
    (we milk them dry)

    • @Ayaan18929
      @Ayaan18929 Год назад +7

      It's supposed to be honest

    • @jamyor1411
      @jamyor1411 Год назад +9

      Disney: we milk every good movie

    • @Batman-ps4om
      @Batman-ps4om Год назад +1

      Disney: We make the horrible movies about your favorite characters before anyone else can.
      Made you look

  • @briangoodman5275
    @briangoodman5275 Год назад +2

    This guy still knows how to laugh at things while reading them, glad to have witnessed his talent yet again.

  • @Parks_guitar
    @Parks_guitar Год назад +26

    Bentellect: never finishes a sentence because he laughs at the last word of every sentence. Every time.

  • @isabellehaag3973
    @isabellehaag3973 Год назад +13

    How does this man laugh so easily and make it look so genuine

  • @adzkebabz7278
    @adzkebabz7278 Год назад +1

    Mcdonalds: "We have Ice cream 0% of the time so you're better off getting Ben & Jerry's"

  • @remymuney
    @remymuney Год назад +5

    Spirit Airlines: Fly with Spirit and you just might become one ⚰️😭

  • @charleswolfe8896
    @charleswolfe8896 Год назад +28

    Disney we own your childhood and we'll make it worse

  • @georgienail251
    @georgienail251 Год назад +2

    Mcdonalds: we know yo want ice cream but the machine is mcbroken

  • @yellowsubmarine1321
    @yellowsubmarine1321 Год назад +32

    Wal Mart.....everyone looks like they just woke up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jojojoji24
    @jojojoji24 Год назад +6

    *Apple : We love to take more money for silly things, cause why not ?*

    • @yeeeee2599
      @yeeeee2599 Год назад +1

      Literally the same model for the past decade.

  • @Destino2493
    @Destino2493 Год назад +3

    That FedEx one can also apply to Amazon drivers 🤣

  • @TheRedOne1231
    @TheRedOne1231 Год назад +61

    Bentellect is the type of person to laugh at his kids being kidnapped

    • @LemonRose59
      @LemonRose59 Год назад +2

      Tf? 😂

    • @TheOfficialFallbear
      @TheOfficialFallbear Год назад +2

      bros mistaken for a sambucha comment section

    • @noerlol
      @noerlol Год назад +1

      @@TheOfficialFallbear error: wrong youtuber! Quitting brain.exe

  • @ladysilverwynde
    @ladysilverwynde Год назад +24

    Taco Bell: 57 menu items, 6 ingredients and 3 of them are nacho cheese.

  • @kyloEGamer
    @kyloEGamer Год назад +1

    Burger king: if you don't want our food without any sauce, we will add it anyways

  • @semedy9605
    @semedy9605 Год назад +24

    Legend has it, he’s still trying to finish his sentences.

  • @yuvz197
    @yuvz197 Год назад +57

    The Taco Bell hits hard 💀

    • @hal7444
      @hal7444 Год назад +1

      T'was the best :D

  • @Pone0007
    @Pone0007 Год назад +1

    I will ALWAYS love nature valley granola bars ! 🙌🏾

  • @Airforcewon1shorts
    @Airforcewon1shorts Год назад +31

    The man couldn’t even finish his sentences because they were so true

  • @djjackie1900
    @djjackie1900 Год назад +4

    Amazon:
    Professional Ding Dong Ditch Players

  • @nyag1764
    @nyag1764 Год назад

    This fella is so super attractive to me. And his vids are funny too 😁. Much love from Austin, Texas!❤

  • @flaminggaming143
    @flaminggaming143 Год назад +12

    Denny’s: “UFC aint got shit on us”

    • @amandarobert5930
      @amandarobert5930 Год назад

      Good one … but I believe you thinking of “Waffle House Fight Club”!
      😂

  • @Antbulla
    @Antbulla Год назад +5

    bro looks at these beforehand, gets ready to make the most forced laugh ever, and proceeds to make the most worst laugh ever attempted in history

  • @vishnugeeth3202
    @vishnugeeth3202 Год назад

    Bro laughs at the end of every sentence💀💀💀

  • @shanemansfield7276
    @shanemansfield7276 Год назад +25

    Disney:EVERYONE SINGS HERE

  • @Lil-Pony
    @Lil-Pony Год назад +4

    “Crumbs everywhere”
    My life in those two words.

  • @kasinolondon
    @kasinolondon Год назад +2

    Netflix: we just want money from you!!!

  • @triplefl4751
    @triplefl4751 Год назад +29

    I had the granola bar crumbs in my bed the exact same time you talked about them

  • @Juzokinnie
    @Juzokinnie Год назад +14

    As someone who had Nature Valley bars regularly as a kid, that's so accurate. You'll never eat a nature valley bar without being coated in the crumbs.

  • @deeznut1330
    @deeznut1330 Год назад +1

    Taco bell: 57 menu items, 6 ingredients, 1 outcome

  • @jojojoji24
    @jojojoji24 Год назад +4

    *Domino's : No we don't put that much cheese that u r shown in the ads*

  • @X150t
    @X150t Год назад +29

    Taco bell one isn't even a joke.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 Год назад +1

      So that's why they got rid of the Baja and Southwestern Gorditas. They've only got one gordita.

    • @manowa3395
      @manowa3395 Год назад +3

      it's not a joke at all, but it's more like 12 ingredients for 60 items

  • @Astro-J85
    @Astro-J85 Год назад +2

    Apple: We're making the same phone every year but slightly tweaked

  • @sol4reclips3
    @sol4reclips3 Год назад +26

    RUclips: we recommend you the weirdest stuff ever

  • @Knightshospitaller
    @Knightshospitaller Год назад +11

    The target one is so accurate. I worked there in high school and during college breaks, and I could confidently say that it’s basically Walmart but for suburban middle and upper class housewives.

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps Год назад

      Actual rich people aren't shopping at Target though, let's be real.

  • @meg2231
    @meg2231 Год назад

    the upperclass Walmart. it's unbelievable that I've had this thought so many times but never could put it into the perfect wording like this

  • @skzangel6606
    @skzangel6606 Год назад +13

    Okay but the Instagram one is just straight up savage 💀

  • @maddied2048
    @maddied2048 Год назад +1

    Someone would wave and he would laugh like a demon 👁️👄👁️

  • @snickelfritz4706
    @snickelfritz4706 Год назад +11

    If your significant other ever pisses you off really bad just eat a nature valley bar in their bed. Then you’ll be even.

    • @mrs.hatfield1451
      @mrs.hatfield1451 Год назад

      Your name says it all. Prankster! That would immediately start WW3 in the bedroom and not the fun way...

  • @asrieldreemurrofficial3856
    @asrieldreemurrofficial3856 Год назад +9

    The tacobell should be like this: enjoy your taco and then turn into a ballistic missile

  • @predamorfhunter
    @predamorfhunter Год назад +1

    Nature valley: crumbs everywhere
    Taco Bell: 💩 everywhere

  • @swisher941
    @swisher941 Год назад +5

    My man is the type of guy that is cracking up at a joke and can’t stop laughing to even explain the joke lmao

  • @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037
    @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037 Год назад +9

    Google knew my shit🤣🤣🤣🚀

  • @paloma_bhangoo
    @paloma_bhangoo Год назад +2

    Amazon: other way to add a few extra pounds
    just another way to go bankrupt

  • @njan_scarlet_star
    @njan_scarlet_star Год назад +12

    Facebook: We know more than you think

  • @acerolaluvs
    @acerolaluvs Год назад +7

    Not target being upperclass Walmart 💀💀💀😭😭😭

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 Год назад +2

      The only bad thing about Target is all that red everywhere. Hurt your eyes!

  • @midnightwolf798
    @midnightwolf798 Год назад +1

    Red Bull: we sell canned heart attacks

  • @dontreadthis888
    @dontreadthis888 Год назад +13

    I felt useless yesterday, I watched this guy’s video, and i feel I’m not a loser compared to this guy

  • @GoatedAtBaseball9
    @GoatedAtBaseball9 Год назад +38

    Taco Bell has found it’s new janitor

  • @Kiptyn-childress
    @Kiptyn-childress Год назад

    Bentellect: laughing loudly halfway through the last word of every sentence

  • @kekepalmer1996
    @kekepalmer1996 Год назад +15

    Bruh Ben makes music on Spotify lol

  • @Veg-eat-a
    @Veg-eat-a Год назад +4

    If bentellect was honest: creepy af dude making life out of laughing and suing

  • @Wildfirevroffical
    @Wildfirevroffical Год назад +2

    Burger king: all our songs are the same

  • @InfiniteKiwi1
    @InfiniteKiwi1 Год назад +4

    These are all so true

  • @Respectfully_Shut
    @Respectfully_Shut Год назад +4

    RUclips shorts: "when you don't have tiktok"