the boys learn road safety

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @joshdub
    @joshdub  3 года назад +1654

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  • @SmashingVR
    @SmashingVR 3 года назад +2888

    damn KGBBGB

  • @jameslewis8781
    @jameslewis8781 3 года назад +835

    "I can't kill him, he's hungry"
    "Yeah, so feed him some f*n lead"

    • @Yungndturnt
      @Yungndturnt 3 года назад +6

      Yes feed him some led

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 3 года назад +8

      A balanced diet

    • @jamiestanway4530
      @jamiestanway4530 3 года назад +2

      Yes my dude I will

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 3 года назад +2

      Then he won't be hungry anymore

    • @MaybeAChevorletSuburban
      @MaybeAChevorletSuburban 3 года назад +2

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  • @Shiftys1
    @Shiftys1 3 года назад +1420

    I like how Narrator is the only one who's "Trigger Happy." I can only imagine the horror the boys went through before this was filmed.

  • @kiddiefruitsnacks4331
    @kiddiefruitsnacks4331 3 года назад +2588

    Josh rlly went back to his childhood at the start.

  • @hightimes7106
    @hightimes7106 3 года назад +232

    "Good thing I had on my class 4 bulletproof ve-"
    "But your bleeding"
    "Uhn, it just a contusion"

  • @ilikeeggos5301
    @ilikeeggos5301 3 года назад +428

    Juicy has the perfect voice for a sales man XDDDD

  • @arcticboi5643
    @arcticboi5643 3 года назад +432

    Title: the boys learn road safety
    The intro: learning how to use guns

  • @thesavagekidyt8354
    @thesavagekidyt8354 3 года назад +95

    Ha
    Juicy: 1st step look left 2nd step look left again 3rd step also look left
    Smashing: How long do i have to look left
    *car hits Smashing*
    Juicy: I think there was another step?

  • @mariahwalker-white9049
    @mariahwalker-white9049 3 года назад +601

    Narrator: *gets gun of of nowhere*🔫
    Juicy: “Where’d you get that? What?” 🤨
    Narrator: “I’m American I always carry one” 🇺🇸
    Me an American: yeah that seems about right

    • @Yesnobutyesyea
      @Yesnobutyesyea 3 года назад +1

      Wtf does that mean racist

    • @mariahwalker-white9049
      @mariahwalker-white9049 3 года назад +21

      @@Yesnobutyesyea American isn’t a race

    • @jaydeni33
      @jaydeni33 3 года назад +5

      @@mariahwalker-white9049 LOL Its not

    • @nuke_lord_2747
      @nuke_lord_2747 3 года назад +13

      I keep at least 2 guns on me just in case the school finds one

    • @Yesnobutyesyea
      @Yesnobutyesyea 3 года назад +2

      @@nuke_lord_2747 I keep 23 because narrator is keep taking one every single day

  • @gamindabomb2000
    @gamindabomb2000 3 года назад +682

    Just think : juicy being a dad and him and the boys teaching him how to cross the road and this happens instead

  • @brendothe1
    @brendothe1 3 года назад +162

    I love that Narrator’s label says Trigger Happy cause it’s not lying

  • @christianvital252
    @christianvital252 3 года назад +141

    "He actually shot himself in our single bedroom apartment in Brooklyn" *health care ad plays*

  • @gendervanishedo7
    @gendervanishedo7 3 года назад +215

    Shout: “Shut the f up!” Juicy-
    Faint: “Feed me” Narrator-
    That cracked me up 😂

  • @bignoob4890
    @bignoob4890 3 года назад +217

    juicy: how was the place. narrator: you trapped me in a hole for 3 years. juicy; good

  • @derthvooder5126
    @derthvooder5126 3 года назад +126

    Most people: The Mojave Desert
    Josh: The Mogave Desert

    • @Doobyshnax
      @Doobyshnax 3 года назад +10

      It killed me how he said it as "Mo Ja ve" instead of "Mo ha ve"

    • @sivakumar-rt9hx
      @sivakumar-rt9hx 3 года назад

      Josh is a type of person who reads things in different perspective 🤣🤣

  • @IronLegionnaire1
    @IronLegionnaire1 3 года назад +264

    "your narrator: trigger happy"
    *Stop resisting flashbacks*

  • @ouch2040
    @ouch2040 3 года назад +38

    “Now,the number one rule in a gun store, is that we believe in safet-“
    *Loud Firing Noise*

  • @nickstanko2575
    @nickstanko2575 3 года назад +226

    Juicy: your gonna hurt someone
    Yet shoots his gut uncontrollably

  • @thekangaroo1880
    @thekangaroo1880 3 года назад +63

    11:38
    Every tech company naming their products

  • @ASCYT2
    @ASCYT2 3 года назад +25

    5:02 when walking in empty street

  • @josie2053
    @josie2053 3 года назад +336

    “my name is tony from guns and guns”

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 года назад +5

      Mtn Dew

    • @fawnslake
      @fawnslake 3 года назад

      @@MtnDew4828 mtn dew

    • @aidenhenderson5977
      @aidenhenderson5977 3 года назад +2

      "My name is tony from guns and guns today we will talk about guns"

    • @grimboman.youtube
      @grimboman.youtube 3 года назад +3

      "My name it tony from guns and guns and today we will talk about guns and gay balls

    • @Lifestyle0727
      @Lifestyle0727 3 года назад +1

      Lol, tony knows his guns...

  • @jaymeson6976
    @jaymeson6976 3 года назад +32

    "Smashing pull the trigger mums got potato bake in the oven!"😂😂😂

  • @j.g.9881
    @j.g.9881 3 года назад +164

    “The number one thing is saf-“ BBBBRRRRRRRRR

    • @me_myself_and_i3721
      @me_myself_and_i3721 3 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @SpartanGaming397
      @SpartanGaming397 3 года назад

      you've heard of brttt but have you heard juicy going BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT into the roof of the building

  • @Ender_Boy8123
    @Ender_Boy8123 3 года назад +45

    13:30 Juicy: Have you ever shot a gun before kid?
    Josh: No
    Juicy: Oh okay that's great
    Josh: I once shot my neighborhood cat!
    Juicy:.......

    • @rensxmone
      @rensxmone 3 года назад +2

      JOSE !?

    • @Ender_Boy8123
      @Ender_Boy8123 3 года назад

      @@rensxmone I fuck up the last letter on Josh

  • @nickbastion
    @nickbastion 3 года назад +28

    "He needs to taste his own balls."
    That sounds like a line from the greatest movie ever that will never come out.

    • @LucarYT-zm1rp
      @LucarYT-zm1rp 2 года назад

      the mafia 6, a story of true american men, with the dirt filled work of selling all american made, possibly illegal guns to the city. until one day johnny threatens to tell the police.. now they struggle through the lies, semi-lewd scenes, non-cuban cigars, and fighting off the columbian gangs which johnny has joined, as to sell the country true american status.

    • @andrewreynolds912
      @andrewreynolds912 Год назад

      YES LMAO

    • @JustSomeGuyLivingUnderARock
      @JustSomeGuyLivingUnderARock Год назад

      Big gay balls the movie😂

  • @jamigarland7724
    @jamigarland7724 3 года назад +84

    Josh: I once shot the neighborhood cat juicy:ummm yaaa so ya

  • @ari.3297
    @ari.3297 3 года назад +13

    8:28 that had to be the cutest thing ive seen all day

  • @zack99293
    @zack99293 3 года назад +19

    I like how he accidentally shot juicy in the heart and then juicy is just casually walking around like nothing happened

  • @runawaykid7668
    @runawaykid7668 3 года назад +28

    "No! but once i shot a neighborhood cat!"
    *Silence*
    "Alright-"

  • @LeonBlack666
    @LeonBlack666 3 года назад +63

    Juicy: does all the work
    Josh: this is the worst video we've ever done

  • @dianacardoso4885
    @dianacardoso4885 3 года назад +9

    Imma be honest with y'all, I've been so sad lately
    And every time I watch videos from the boys I forget it all and it's all so freaking better
    Thank you boys

  • @sharebear1046
    @sharebear1046 3 года назад +163

    "You know about guns kid?" "No, once i shot a neighbor hood cat!"
    Why are you so happy about shooting a cat??

  • @josie2053
    @josie2053 3 года назад +136

    “have you ever shot a gun before kid?”
    “no. once i shot a neighborhood cat”

  • @eliteshadowboii
    @eliteshadowboii 3 года назад +37

    When Josh advertises something I'm usually down to play it.

    • @Synthetically
      @Synthetically 3 года назад +1

      Warface is actually pretty good I tried it on my switch

  • @timmyprozenplayer
    @timmyprozenplayer 3 года назад +54

    Me: "That cant stop me! I cant read!"
    The stop sign:

  • @spoz_juice7207
    @spoz_juice7207 3 года назад +9

    7:05 "I'm American I always carry one"😂

  • @st0n3svr69
    @st0n3svr69 3 года назад +4

    7:42 Smashing Juicy LMAO

  • @Xorua
    @Xorua 3 года назад +187

    I would like to hear Josh pronounce “Mojave” again. Very, very slowly...

    • @GegenscheinVRC
      @GegenscheinVRC 3 года назад +7

      He needs to ask Eddie how to pronounce it

    • @gaugebokis8504
      @gaugebokis8504 3 года назад +3

      Bro i lived ther for years

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 года назад +2

      Xorua let me guess he didn't make the throat clearing sound that all Spanish speakers do when pronouncing anything with a J in it?

    • @Nickster316
      @Nickster316 3 года назад +1

      "Muh-jah-vay"

  • @planetjupiiterr554
    @planetjupiiterr554 3 года назад +12

    *shoots around violentaly*
    Also Juicy: YOULL HURT SOMEBODY

  • @john-markhunter3911
    @john-markhunter3911 3 года назад +5

    7:19 *pumped up kicks starts playing*

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny 3 года назад +252

    Original title: the boys Learn road safety
    Thumbnail: 2 guys on a greenscreen

    • @hbsummers9381
      @hbsummers9381 3 года назад

      Copied my comment basically?

    • @ains2778
      @ains2778 3 года назад

      @@hbsummers9381 your comment is kinda different but yeah

    • @hbsummers9381
      @hbsummers9381 3 года назад

      Basically tho

    • @hbsummers9381
      @hbsummers9381 3 года назад

      Not same but just the look

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 3 года назад +2

      @@hbsummers9381 are you mental? I could just as easily say you copied anyone else who did this

  • @philipp444x
    @philipp444x 3 года назад +40

    You know you’re fast when you’re here before the kid that’s giving out virtual hugs.

    • @jpzombies3425
      @jpzombies3425 3 года назад +3

      We get hugs?

    • @RO-hp5di
      @RO-hp5di 3 года назад +3

      Do we ?

    • @ghostlyflamingo07
      @ghostlyflamingo07 3 года назад

      @@RO-hp5di /e hugs

    • @philipp444x
      @philipp444x 3 года назад +2

      @@jpzombies3425 Theres always that one kid

    • @st12056
      @st12056 3 года назад

      @@philipp444x it's a bot who post those

  • @Rileygames227
    @Rileygames227 3 года назад +8

    You guys just make my day so much better I was having a really rough day today

  • @cece1463
    @cece1463 3 года назад +49

    Narrator really said “I’m American, I always carry a gun around,” and I died of laughter

    • @kitkitthecommunist4905
      @kitkitthecommunist4905 3 года назад +1

      I mean he isnt lying about americans

    • @butwhy3718
      @butwhy3718 3 года назад

      random point in the video and thats the first thing i hear

    • @iforgor227
      @iforgor227 3 года назад

      Yep, we love our guns. Well, republican Americans do. Everyone else is scared the gun is gonna stand up and start shooting everyone

  • @mikasgamingstudio9827
    @mikasgamingstudio9827 3 года назад +10

    3:30
    Juicy: Now the #1 rule in a gun store is we belive in safety-
    *shoots gun*
    Juicy: OWN *F&@$-*

  • @thatguyrightthere9409
    @thatguyrightthere9409 3 года назад +49

    “I’m American, I always carry a gun”

  • @zebracake2246
    @zebracake2246 3 года назад +18

    Why does this sound like it could be an actual movie

  • @upuiffalt9351
    @upuiffalt9351 2 года назад +5

    12:07 SMASHING SCANNED HES SAFE THE IMPOSTER IS JUICY

  • @joshhenderson5309
    @joshhenderson5309 3 года назад +13

    6:58 reminded me of the time Mully shot the shit out of that wall.

  • @ElHeyne
    @ElHeyne 3 года назад +55

    Title: learning to cross the road
    The actualy vid: GUNS R GREAT

  • @sir_zachary8112
    @sir_zachary8112 2 года назад +7

    Juicy is a comedic genius

  • @AahiI
    @AahiI 3 года назад +6

    2:41 seriously,,, my gaming headphones are soo good that I thought somebody started shooting me in real life and that scared the sheet out of me lmfao

  • @Nick-vi3nz
    @Nick-vi3nz 3 года назад +5

    10:45 the Russian empire had a few colonies in the America’s, one in what today is known as California and all of Alaska, idk what happened to the one in California cause I just learned about it, but amarica bought Alaska from Russia after the civil war

  • @Casta2
    @Casta2 3 года назад +3

    The narrative was incredible. So many plot twist and unexpected tiens. Truly a masterpiece.

  • @alexthecucumber9018
    @alexthecucumber9018 3 года назад +27

    "The boy's learn road saftey"
    Me: *alr. Who's getting hit by a car this time?*

  • @blinky3rdeye997
    @blinky3rdeye997 3 года назад +33

    He goes like : don't do this
    Him kills kid: starts laughing
    Me : ok got it

  • @steveclark793
    @steveclark793 Год назад +8

    Fun Fact: These guys are actually very intelligent because they know how to make people laugh by being dumb.

  • @stronkers136
    @stronkers136 3 года назад +15

    Title: the boys learn road safety
    Intro: joshdub is learning about gun safety
    *Confusion 100*

  • @RaccoonKing1130
    @RaccoonKing1130 3 года назад +12

    At the beginning Josh went back to before puberty hit him😂

  • @WaffleArmy
    @WaffleArmy 4 месяца назад +1

    “THERE WILL BE NO BALL LICKING INSIDE MY SUPER COOL RUSSIAN BUNKER” got me dying 😂😂😂

  • @izoraiza7169
    @izoraiza7169 3 года назад +15

    At 10:11 "They taste like Reese's Pieces"....
    Man, now I want to eat Reese's Pieces...

  • @addison2138
    @addison2138 3 года назад +6

    “Once I shot a neighborhood cat”😂

  • @parzivalBCN
    @parzivalBCN 3 года назад +5

    this will be forever burned into my brain 11:48

    • @omnipotentmage
      @omnipotentmage 2 года назад

      "There will be no ball licking in my super cool Russian bunker"

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 3 года назад +11

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈

  • @kierancobb8646
    @kierancobb8646 3 года назад +13

    "This is the worst video that we've ever done" -
    What Josh says after every recording

  • @madgoat2125
    @madgoat2125 3 года назад +3

    I loved the Wilbur Soot-Esque ad format :D

  • @dania2505
    @dania2505 3 года назад +8

    0:25 using your friend as a great example

  • @untilted5216
    @untilted5216 3 года назад +9

    In all my time of RUclips I’ve never heard an intro that hits so hard

  • @mandu8253
    @mandu8253 3 года назад +21

    from when they went to the gun range
    “Based on a true story”

    • @monteniggrianCRUSHER
      @monteniggrianCRUSHER 3 года назад

      So? Gun ranges are fine, responsible people there. You need a license for the most part anyways.

  • @aidan2966
    @aidan2966 3 года назад +4

    “But crossing the road can be pretty complicated, you know whats not complicated, wielding a fire arm. Here take that!”

  • @Urine_
    @Urine_ 3 года назад +344

    "The boys learn road safety"
    *This video is gonna go good and bad at the same time-*

  • @RazorGBlaze
    @RazorGBlaze 3 года назад +9

    A Christmas ad came on just when Juicy said "He shot him... *ads plays*

  • @Louisiana_Levitator06
    @Louisiana_Levitator06 3 года назад +3

    Y’all remember when Josh was at 3 Million? His channel grows so fast.

  • @neverunknown1236
    @neverunknown1236 3 года назад +5

    The boys:*learning to cross the road*
    Juicy:LETS SHOOT SOME GUNS

  • @leifwinter9666
    @leifwinter9666 3 года назад +36

    Why do Josh's eyes look so damn big during the sponsored part

  • @urbanexploring-2go494
    @urbanexploring-2go494 2 года назад +5

    Juicy got a shot in the chest and his label still says that he’s healthy xD

  • @just_incase89
    @just_incase89 3 года назад +4

    I love how I have a vest ad as I'm watching this.

  • @mighty_mook7706
    @mighty_mook7706 3 года назад +10

    First thirty seconds in a vid and someone’s head is getting blown off 😂🤣

  • @snowguard7645
    @snowguard7645 2 года назад +1

    When your parents don't trust you crossing the road without them 4:58

  • @stuartstevenson2495
    @stuartstevenson2495 3 года назад +6

    4:45 liget my dad

  • @_gravitate_9705
    @_gravitate_9705 3 года назад +6

    Title: the boys learn road safety
    The video: Gun go brrrrrr! Big gay go "I don't wanna shoot him"!

  • @dionjaywoollaston1349
    @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 года назад +2

    I like how when the kgbgb drove past narrator was the only one to return fire, shows his military experience

  • @W11-o2y
    @W11-o2y 3 года назад +14

    Finally my depression is cured, JoshDub has uploaded Quality Content

  • @Crusadezzz
    @Crusadezzz 3 года назад +12

    Last Time I didn’t, I Came Into A Show Called “Guns & Guns”

  • @PONTIACGTO1970
    @PONTIACGTO1970 3 года назад +3

    8:50 IM DYING

  • @boba_fett_0033
    @boba_fett_0033 3 года назад +126

    Me see’s title
    Also me:I’ve got a bad feeling about this
    Wow thx for 100 likes that the most amount of likes I have ever got thanks can we get up to 160 likes

  • @c0newasstolen68
    @c0newasstolen68 3 года назад +5

    Recoil at its finest 7:13

  • @hyperr5783
    @hyperr5783 3 года назад

    0:21 I love when people show u things u shouldn't do but they do it their self lol

  • @erinmingolla9404
    @erinmingolla9404 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro u have the best intro song ever 0:31

  • @broncomatthews6430
    @broncomatthews6430 3 года назад +4

    The funny thing is, when narrator said he always Carry's a gun, I look over as there is an Ar-15 on my table 🤣

    • @bonbuilder3256
      @bonbuilder3256 3 года назад +2

      wow haha so funny

    • @your_local_yankee
      @your_local_yankee 3 года назад +1

      *looks at AK, AR and mosin* pathetic

    • @iforgor227
      @iforgor227 3 года назад +2

      America. Wouldnt have it any other way

    • @broncomatthews6430
      @broncomatthews6430 3 года назад

      @@your_local_yankee 🤣 I'm not tk that point yet but close

  • @MAJICCATANIMATIONS
    @MAJICCATANIMATIONS 3 года назад +1

    5:01 R.i.P smashing lol 😂😂😂

  • @andrechin1985
    @andrechin1985 3 года назад +19

    The intro in a nutshell-
    Juicy: kid have you ever fired a gun before
    Josh: no
    Juicy: okay wel-
    Josh: but i'v shot a neighborhood can before
    Juicy:-silent-
    Josh:-silent-
    Juicy:well this is one don't
    -shoots Josh-
    Intro plays
    Me:-Dies laughing-
    Josh: sponser time bois

  • @hyperr5783
    @hyperr5783 3 года назад +5

    5:41 oh hell no

  • @pulkitarora6969
    @pulkitarora6969 Год назад +2

    4:35 juicy helping him to get license for crossing road
    Me wondering
    How do they crossed the road at 2:42to 2:52
    😂

  • @Basildraws1234
    @Basildraws1234 3 года назад +3

    Pulls out gun “I’m American I always have one.”
    Me: laughs my butt off.

  • @branvely5952
    @branvely5952 3 года назад +3

    I realized that narrorater was acting like darth maul after he got chopped in half.

  • @chas599
    @chas599 3 года назад +2

    Juicy: I had a really great time. What it says above him: Trigger happy

  • @el_ghoto8272
    @el_ghoto8272 3 года назад +3

    Smahsings weapon changes 9:03 from ak-12 to maybe m4 or something

  • @c.t.b_white_nugga7266
    @c.t.b_white_nugga7266 3 года назад +3

    I like how juicy says that car is going over a 45 in a 45 zone saying your going to hurt somebody while he's literally shooting a gun