7:29 I never recalled hearing something so beautiful. " That's a nice *_T H I C C B L U E_* . That's another nice *_T H I C C B L U U U U U U U U U U_* "
To Be Honest A Picometer Is Longer Than Mine But It Holds Strong So Far Anyways Thats Longer Than The Distance Between The Core Of The Earth And The Core Of The Sun
Galaxy Gaming *but wait, Phil. You've done half a job but you've got a full smile* or *may or may not have photoshooped his undies off... may or may not have photoshopped his wiener on*
WALL OF (my ) LAUGH 0:55 sad mii 1:10 YYYYY 1:29 BACKWARDS Y 1:45 THICCC MII 2:00 RRRR 2:53 U SPIN MII RIGHT ROUND 3:11 bad day 4:00 violin boy play good 4:31 it’s ur boy joke 4:43 YMCA rip off 4:58 FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES 5:02 Quit riot shield 5:17 PPPP 6:04 keyboard snake 7:13 Nacks brake -killysunt idk what video 7:31 THIC BLUUUUUUUU 8:06 Alien head 8:44 BACKWARDS 7 8:50 SPEEEEEEEED MUSIC 9:18 loud music and Tom and Jerry scream 9:17 violin good player part 2 10:01 Who introduce an F ing cheese grater to your face -killysunt idk what video 10:23 st B 10:34 loud music part 2 Thx for reading sorry lmfao
7:58 o- ok uhh start from scratch o- o- oh O- *OOO* - this guys had better days holy frick his his face is like HIGH £¥¶€¢¥ that's what I imagine he's saying guys you know what Im saying? *NICKNAME* its it- it- its in bold it's bold there it's like you fricking see it dude it- ITS telling you straight up NICKNAME..... would you shu-
5:00 the mii comes readily equipped with a riot shield
no its an incubator
thicc blue
pc31754 Exactly what I thought lol
I was thinking It looked like the Samsung 8/9+
I was gonna say that lol
Lmao
1:49 I Love It by Kanye West & Lil Pump
🎵Your such a fucking mii, I love it
You're such a broken mii, i love it
your such a fucking unhappy female, I love it. 😌
Ur such a fat rapper
I love it
Joshua Rocha 😂
3:44 “What is this melting thing on your feet, my man?!”
Why did that get me so hard.
NOOOOOO
did i read that correctly-?
ayo?
got you hard 🤨??
1:42 The mii turned into a king sized mattress.
yup XD
A _THICC_ one
*S O T H I C C*
He's sizing you up, Beartic.
What happens if you go to size settings and fatten it up?🤔🤔
9:53 “you get five red lines”
That’s seven my dude
SHIT NAW BITCH
r/facepalm
seven lines...
is this Loss?
no one cares
I like all the replys even mine
7:12
Jordan: *changes mii’s gender to male*
Mii: *neck literally snaps in half and head dangles upside-down*
The mii couldnt stand the gender reassignment
Its actually kinda cute!
@@NinetailsNineLives what the f***
@@NinetailsNineLives tf
@@NinetailsNineLivesstop it. Get some help.
5:04. My man’s got himself a riot shield with the text “quit” on it
Hey look i’m a cat how did Call of Duty get in mii channel...
ColiCritter256 lmao riot shields are a thing irl you dumbass ahhaha
@@franz.francisco WE DON'T WANT THE A WORD
he trying to say the criminals to quit being one
Bruh people dont know what jonkes are
0:53
I WALK A LONLEY ROAD
THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN
DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES
BUT IT'S ONLY ME AND I WALK ALONE
Ashlyn612 But it's only *mii* and I walk alone. No? Ok I'll just go then
Yes-
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. That poor male character is b r o k e n .
Ayy i like that song.
Me too.
1 is the loneliest number
9:16 I can't stop laughing at that sudden earrape and scream XD
Same
me too lol
we not talking about 10:34
LMAO
@@Selmarya LMAOOOO
3:52. Basically how boys and girls use the restroom
Jekhi Austin, Maybe in your school
Ruder
I relate to this a little too much
yep... sadly yes...
i dont get it
2:53 IM FAST AS TRUCK BOII
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im fast as bus
Negative Sheep
you must be pretty slow then
Yes im slow but im faster than 3 years old kids
My speed change now im fast as car
at 5:10 the 'Quit' button looks like a riot shield
pppp.
@@coffeeseriez What? Wait the name
@@tylerplumbing2481 yfgjoref.
Type your name lol.
@@coffeeseriez everything is P
@@noahmaldonado5461 most thing's are P.
*P*
3:24 We knew it all along
there is no gender
Northflower holy you come to these parts of RUclips?
Little Pikachu yeah
Now that I think about it why isn't there an "other" option on the Mii channel
*rude*
Northflower you watch Jordan?!
*:0*
Northflower hi I remember you... you like warrior cats and doing maps and animations
"Gender: Vertical male"
What, not straight male?
- Aureusz - im a horizontal male
But where's diagonal male?
Vertical males & *L I N E S*
I physically identify as a -female- L I N E
I’m a circular m a l e
04:44
Jordan: It's like the YMCA bootleg.
🎶 Y M Y C 🎶
Now
yfgjoref.
tyui.
Dum Dum
Yamic
1:46 your such a nintendo mii i love it
*I DONT CARE I LOVE IT*
nope
9:17 when you turn your volume up too much
Oof
10:34 when you think the earrape stopped
Javier Santos 07 *-MALENAL-*
Your profile pic describes it perfectly!
that one laughed me so hard
10:35 is that first 1 or 2 seconds after you step on a lego
GoldenGamer1129 so true
R E E E E E E E E E E
Like when you bang your elbow off of a table.
The earrape sound: your brain, your neurons and your nerves
The scream: your scream
LMFAOSH
1:49 *_E X T R A T H I C C_*
edit: why is this comment getting so many likes? Anyways thx
If only Miis could be like this
ElectrikStatik 900 t h I c c
T H I C C RED
3:50 THICCER
Only if he would change the size, it would be *U L T R A* *T H I C C*
Literally just subbed this channel and you upload this. I usually don't say this so soon but I love you.
Spaalonebabuguuscooties yes, he is funny
SAME WTF
It's like he knew...
same here
Connor lol that’s ur pic boi
7:29
I never recalled hearing something so beautiful.
" That's a nice *_T H I C C B L U E_* . That's another nice *_T H I C C B L U U U U U U U U U U_* "
Lol
thank you for a timestamp to my favorite part.
@Whitty k
@Cubic XD
that thing made me laugh so hard
5:09
_the game wants you to quit_
It's riot sheild
It wants you to end it's misery
*E R A S E M I I*
mii channel dark web
:0
owo
Likit
one slitheriny boi furry
Oh my God do you say dark web!?!?
2:51 I can't stop laughing because of that sliding head
Same! Nckin
1:43 You're such a fxcking Mii, I love it...
u
Correction:
xxxx xxxxxx xxxx x xxxxxxx xxxx x xxxx xxxxx
You forgot the u.
8:50 the last lap on Mario kart
😆😆😆😆😆
do you mean the Mii kart
What
2x speed
69 LIKEEES
Put it on 2x speed
10:02
Jordan: *sees the jumbled-up mii head* Oh not again, not again, oh no-
1:46 *Big Mii has been found*
T h i c c mii a wicked... *F R I C C*
FRICK THICC CHECK THAT FRICKIN A WICKED *T H I C C*
So that’s what happed to big chunges
wtf mii 👎💩💩💩💩💩👎👎👎👎👎👎👊💀💀
FRICK WTF
1:01
*his body is longer than my will to live*
It looks like me but im shorter.
mood
To Be Honest A Picometer Is Longer Than Mine But It Holds Strong So Far
Anyways Thats Longer Than The Distance Between The Core Of The Earth And The Core Of The Sun
8:23 let's do that nice slanted eyes oo thi- oo this one looks good... *THAT'S NOT WHAT I CHO* -
Would you shu
Shut
7:34 wrong octave, man
9:17 [LOUD MUSIC] IS THIS THE RIGHT OCTAVE JORDAN???!!
Josh Scott-Savage literally everyday in band class
He didnt aay wrong octave man
NOW THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE
1:46
😂
1:46 That Mii just got the new I Love It costume.
0:53 that laugh is just great! 🤣
*contagious laugh*
He’s has the best laughs of all time
its walking 🚶♀️🚶♂️
Why
*Starts with female*
Oh, I got female!!
*picks male*
*character FREAKING FALLS OVER*
_could ya stand up for me?_
when was that
OOF.
Feminism
We like to chillax.
3:42 *I SAWED THIS MOUTH IN HALF*
jamiedodgr69 *Achievement sound*
THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE
meow
*_insert jontron flex tape quote here_*
Galaxy Gaming *but wait, Phil. You've done half a job but you've got a full smile* or *may or may not have photoshooped his undies off... may or may not have photoshopped his wiener on*
2:51 the brand new Mario Teaches Typing Head for Wii
Im'a gonna fly for you!
ERRRRRRRRR. ERRRRRRRRR. EEEERRRRRRR
and It saids Nckin? Uhhh!
7:13
She just shrunk and turn her head upside down like c’mon gurl you gotta get up! 🤦♀️🤣
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SHEW SLEEPY
Me when its so hot outside I nearly faints
she broke her back if you slow it down
Yea but watch it at 0.25x speed she literally shrivels up
2:55 that laugh is so contagious
Yup
His laugh sounded like this:
WHA-Phhhhhhhhhh!
2:51 How to play Bowling with your head
fast like sonic
1:45 - Mii Channel American Special Edition
EpicLPer 💀
Rude
Piss off lol
#stereotypes
No ur fat
8:50 0.25x speed for normal music
Almost
U mean 2x 😂
0.5x for a tropical version.
The Rift God no
He doesnt
MOMENTO MORI Joke
1:25 “what are you?” Looks like a stick bomb XD
Oh it does
You stole that from the bob mod and 2nd lol
Rip female
It didn't get a picture
f
RESPEKT
Thiccc bluuuuuu
*aTtACks*
Hell 2 - the ultimate sequel
Hell 2: Electric Boogaloo
hell 2 : episode 3
Hello Mr Saturn
9:18 the scream made it 99x funny
9:17 **Jordan gets earraped** *AAAAA-*
Foxesarethegreatest Gaming perfectly cut screams
Perfectly cut screams
*earrapes are the worst*
hun11232113 t no
That had me on the floor crying
2:57 running out the trap street, I aint tryna get beat, *ZOOM*
*Z O O M*
*Z O O O M*
Z O O M
*Z O O O O O O M*
1:52 Jordan: HE'S THICK AS FRICK
is fat
8:11 straight up thought he was gonna say the n-word, lol
edit: time was incorrect, now correct
N word are brown
*_NIGNAME_* :D
Ｎｉｃｋｎａｍｅ
Ｎ Ｉ Ｃ Ｋ Ｎ Ａ Ｍ Ｅ
>:3
Mii: *I'm* *sad*
(Jordan presses a button or somthing)
Mii: *HOW* *COULD* *U* *DO* *THIS* *TO* *ME*
More like...
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TOO *MII*
Great pun
5:00
The Mii predicted face shields.
8:26 oo this one looks good....... *THAT'S NOT WHAT I CHOSE-*
Lol
I literally just subscribed when I watched the first wii corruptions sweet
Edit: Where did you 91 people come from?!?
yeah same it showed up in my recommendation
Same
PlasminPlays Same! It just popped up like that. Then watched the rest of his corruptions.
Jessica castle 2005 same
Same
WHY DID THIS GOT ME CRYING BECAUSE OF HOW HARD I'VE BEEN LAUGHING?!?!?!
THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS
i almost died in realife at 8:50
OMG I ALMOST DIED TO REEE
Mails Gaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SPEED RUN IT BOIS
9:17 is the same deal
Mails Gaming I had a stroke
2:51 Best part ever I freaking died laughing
+0:00
Edit: holy freak!! 63 likes thank you so much!!
Paris Animates its like the head is on a conveyer belt xD
WALL OF (my ) LAUGH
0:55 sad mii
1:10 YYYYY
1:29 BACKWARDS Y
1:45 THICCC MII
2:00 RRRR
2:53 U SPIN MII RIGHT ROUND
3:11 bad day
4:00 violin boy play good
4:31 it’s ur boy joke
4:43 YMCA rip off
4:58 FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES
5:02 Quit riot shield
5:17 PPPP
6:04 keyboard snake
7:13 Nacks brake -killysunt idk what video
7:31 THIC BLUUUUUUUU
8:06 Alien head
8:44 BACKWARDS 7
8:50 SPEEEEEEEED MUSIC
9:18 loud music and Tom and Jerry scream
9:17 violin good player part 2
10:01 Who introduce an F ing cheese grater to your face -killysunt idk what video
10:23 st B
10:34 loud music part 2
Thx for reading sorry lmfao
9:17-9:19 in your brain when you are mad at people but you dont want to scream it out loud
When you trip and you respect the library rules so you yell this instead.
*D U N D A - D U U U U U U U N N N*
AAAAAAA-
4:47 when the game starts in inverted
Me: looks at thumbnail, realizes it’s me thinking about what I’m doing with my life, watching these videos
7:31 the mic crash made it 90% funnier
Jordan.exe has stopped working
You mean 90x funnier
@@henkieprutspatat mais adivinhado!
Gdhb
Gfhrn
8:49 Wow, speed run much? The string instruments have given up
Set at 0.25x for normal music speed
7:52 what? space? No I don't want a spa- I don't want a spa- AAAH! AAAA-
7:56
................
du du DU-
7:32 that's a cello, my dude.
blUUEER.
7:13 I can't anything anymore
7:44 The way he said "Big Mii"-
-Y M C Y-
*IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE*
_-Y M C Y-_
Dulo Linc -it is-
-mcoe-
-Y M C Y-
*IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE*
-Y M C Y-
_how_
Edit- -oh wait-
*_Y M Y C_*
THE ABSOLUTE U N I T 1:45
L O O K A T T H E S I Z E O F T H I S L A D
@@blck-nw8rh T H I S C U N T B E W I D E A S A C O N T I N E N T .
Hehehhe
*H E S O B I G*
@@ambika1379 absolute B I G B O I
*H e ' s s o t h i c c !*
8:06 this guy head better dase omg his head is like HIGH- *@>#^#^*
This literally appeared as an article on Google on my phone, I am truly blessed.
i can't breath when the music goes fast
Same goes for me but when it's super high XD
7:28 this thick blue line has been stuck in my head for the last 6 years, thanks jordan
*AnOtHeR gReAt DaY*
*bAcKWaRDS sEVeN pLz*
MaKe ThIs A tReNd
Is ThIs A nEw TrEnD
hElL yEaH iT iS
ThE fOuR iS a 777-
I swear every time I hear him say "me" I hear " M i i "
2:29
Jordan: "iii"?
Me: *INANIMATE INSANITY SEASON 3 INTENSIFIES*
thats a naiss
*thicc blue*
thats also another naiss
*tHICC BLUEEHRGDGDHHS*
That violin's in the wrong octave.
7:28 is where it starts
How is this not pinned or hearted
7:28 ... thats a nice skinny red
And a nice THICK BLUE,
And another nice THICK BLUE!
Wow, this just got into my recommended. You are getting big Jordan
1:52 (Jordan Laughs) Jordan:"HE'S SO THICC!"
Thanks
I did not understood what he said
“ stretched pink LMFAO”
"He is thicc as frick, dude. He is thicc as frick as- a wicked frick."
10:33 lmao
Male, or a pause icon.
6:40 that a *thicc* cursor
Nah that’s a pole
@@PixelPlays645GG WhatDoYouMeanByThat
7:15 How low can you go?
Me: *THIS FUCKIN LOW JACKASS*
She S like IM A SNAK
Mario Maker Ji-hoon the Mii I can go so low that I look like a pancake
@@thebestalan5685 *when big chungas was turning back to normal*
JayZe583 Just dance kind of
Why I am laughing so hard everytime he enter a nickname?😂
Do you mean *Nikraam?*
I I I
It’s your boi
2:45 *SOmEoNEs TEa iS BoILinG*
10:23
Oh is that what the cool kids are calling straight guys nowadays?
*Mom it's not straight! It's vertical!*
Edit: Sorry I had too
Heheh
st B
Should they?
i don't remember making this comment
1:24
*Thats a I-phone charger*
BUT ITS BROKE
Nice PFP. Wanna be weeb friends?
@@lexitheglaceon3325 *what*
@@zeraoratheone8235 not u. The creator of this comment
@@lexitheglaceon3325 *but its opposite day*
I'm back in another December, I came here right on Christmas eve and now I'm back again.
Also 7:29 T H I C C B L U E
Lol
fičk BłēÜUUUUUUUUU
>u> Some of the corruption songs are actually pretty good. You should release some versions without commentary.
exactly what i was thinking
He can't. corruptions are random.
yes do that
7:31
Hey Guys Its Co5oo Here,
and We Are DOING WII CORRUPTIONS PART 69
7:58 o- ok uhh start from scratch o- o- oh O- *OOO* - this guys had better days holy frick his his face is like HIGH £¥¶€¢¥ that's what I imagine he's saying guys you know what Im saying? *NICKNAME* its it- it- its in bold it's bold there it's like you fricking see it dude it- ITS telling you straight up NICKNAME..... would you shu-
RUclips recommendations never seem to fail me
7:31
i think you meant: RUclips recommendations never seem to fail *_mii_*
9:18 best part ever.. I laughed for like 5min straight also 10:34 👌🏼
8:50 we need a full version of this
You know the drill.
But does the drill know you?
Another day of Jordan, he really needs more subs
Serena Zuki another 2K+ subs later...
+1K too
3:25 When the radiation gets too high
Me trying to tighten that loose bolt
9:17 Welcome to hell guys
AAAA-
REEEEE- ded
*DAAAAAUAAAAAH*
3:24 5:46 7:33 9:17 10:34 *Nightmare fuel*
not you again
*excuse me, but idk u tho so why u say that*
I saw you on the first video
oh, *cool*
9:17 is the ultimate earrape
5:45 *TIC TIC TIC*
0:53 me when im alone and just want to die
Your profile pic doe
@@crjad9039 cornflake
W H E E Z E
U h
I dont know how to respond to this-