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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2022

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  • @themandeedubs
    @themandeedubs  Год назад +8337

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  • @somniato7759
    @somniato7759 Год назад +62058

    “We wouldn’t do that to you, Bruce”
    “Clark, you literally went evil 6 times this week”

    • @suziegonzalez2261
      @suziegonzalez2261 Год назад +7046

      "And it's barely Tuesday"

    • @mohammedaliamiri7548
      @mohammedaliamiri7548 Год назад +2008

      And in another universe bat-daddy went bad too

    • @tyreseed5681
      @tyreseed5681 Год назад +1653

      i scrolled past like 3 evil supermen to get here

    • @RK36_
      @RK36_ Год назад +787

      @@mohammedaliamiri7548 that’s another universe…. This universe Clark went evil countless times despite being “the strongest”

    • @nycelite18
      @nycelite18 Год назад +284

      7, seven, if you count leap year…😁.

  • @normal2410
    @normal2410 Год назад +154091

    Batman:"I don't belong here"
    Also batman:"oh wait this is my space ship get the f*ck out"

    • @randomguy4673
      @randomguy4673 Год назад +8517

      Underrated

    • @dr.drizzy2
      @dr.drizzy2 Год назад +8194

      Only people he can’t get out is flash and Superman so I guess he gonna have to neutralize them

    • @thetruegod4131
      @thetruegod4131 Год назад +2238

      ​@@dr.drizzy2 pretty much
      Edit: Bruh all i said was pretty much how the hell did this get 999 likes?!

    • @yassin_menshawy3316
      @yassin_menshawy3316 Год назад +712

      Lmao💀

    • @jayhawk2628
      @jayhawk2628 Год назад +484

      I'm your 1k like

  • @J0eMega
    @J0eMega 5 месяцев назад +5012

    “Batman, what is your defense?”
    “I’ll fuckin do it again”

    • @MasonJarrr_
      @MasonJarrr_ 5 месяцев назад +121

      *laughs in Goofy*

    • @jonathankinney14
      @jonathankinney14 5 месяцев назад +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.
      @Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. 5 месяцев назад +30

      Bat-daddy

    • @unsatisfiedgamer87
      @unsatisfiedgamer87 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. series name please 😅

    • @user-gg1kr1qj4k
      @user-gg1kr1qj4k 4 месяца назад +6

      Which he isn't wrong. The new suicide squade game proves that a contingency plan is needed. Too bad they weren't implemented

  • @nickyboy22071989
    @nickyboy22071989 9 месяцев назад +6516

    "Batman, we're voting you out of the Justice League."
    Batman: "That's fine. Get the fuck out of my spacecraft."

    • @RXZXRTHEKID
      @RXZXRTHEKID 5 месяцев назад +123

      😂😂😂

    • @SpiderCruncher
      @SpiderCruncher 5 месяцев назад +113

      Unless you’re paying rent

    • @JROCC205
      @JROCC205 5 месяцев назад +87

      Rotfl, oh yeah, it is his wth how you gonna kick the man outta his own place, they wild for that 😂

    • @Enraged-Gecko
      @Enraged-Gecko 5 месяцев назад +62

      @@SpiderCruncherThe only member of the Justice League who could hope to pay the utility bill on the Watchtower, aside from Batman, is Green Arrow… and he‘d have sell b***jobs behind the Hall of Justice to pay for the half he can‘t afford😂

    • @jauyfinch
      @jauyfinch 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@Enraged-Gecko🤣🤣🤣and that’s crazy this whole time I thought BW was the only rich man but after watching that new JL movie crisis on two earths I found out GA was a billionaire to I never knew that

  • @bigwilly1850
    @bigwilly1850 Год назад +37030

    They out here acting like they don't get mind controlled every other Tuesday.

    • @jacobvictorian6727
      @jacobvictorian6727 Год назад +2156

      Nah mind control Monday

    • @epbrown01
      @epbrown01 Год назад +1230

      Didn't they go to an Earth where the JLA went rogue and took over the world? It's why Cadmus was founded in the first place!

    • @wrldtrvlr72a1
      @wrldtrvlr72a1 Год назад +123

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RobertsonIsland
      @RobertsonIsland Год назад +680

      @@epbrown01 worse, the evil justice league came to the main earth to conquer it… so literally Batman’s worst fear

    • @alienlife7754
      @alienlife7754 Год назад +27

      😄😃😀😅😂🤣

  • @patrickmurphy9470
    @patrickmurphy9470 Год назад +14960

    Imagine being the only human standing in the middle of the some of the strongest beings in existence and telling them I can take you out at anytime. Batman had balls of steel.

    • @Vic-dt2fj
      @Vic-dt2fj Год назад +386

      Not steel but titanium

    • @Rykiz_Vidz
      @Rykiz_Vidz Год назад +413

      Technically, Barry aka Flash is also human. Just received a super human ability. Also John Stewart, or Green Lantern is also just a regular human. That is especially highlighted during episodes where his ring runs out of juice, and he is forced to either retreat, or fight with no powers at all.

    • @KBzaz
      @KBzaz Год назад +158

      @@Vic-dt2fjsteel is stronger, titanium just has a stronger strength to weight ratio.

    • @Vic-dt2fj
      @Vic-dt2fj Год назад +66

      @@KBzaz Okay bro 👌
      My bad

    • @KBzaz
      @KBzaz Год назад +50

      @@Vic-dt2fj just a pet peev. Sorry

  • @SchecterIsKING
    @SchecterIsKING 9 месяцев назад +3505

    "I don't need to wait for a vote. Now all of you get out of my super cool space clubhouse. There's a new sign on the door that says no nerds or girls, and Clark, you're both." 💀💀💀💀

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger 9 месяцев назад +205

      911, we have a burn victim

    • @SchecterIsKING
      @SchecterIsKING 9 месяцев назад +32

      @@slamdunktiger 😆

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 8 месяцев назад +95

      Clark, get the aloe. That was a Red Sun *BURN!*

    • @SchecterIsKING
      @SchecterIsKING 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@cindydott452 💀

    • @ff7fanboi
      @ff7fanboi 7 месяцев назад +20

      Bloody friggin hell mate my sides oh god lmaooooooo

  • @b3ygghsas
    @b3ygghsas 8 месяцев назад +582

    "I don't belong here"
    *Stands still*
    "So... won't you gonna leave?"
    "This is my space station. Leave"

  • @DEAD_P0ET
    @DEAD_P0ET Год назад +32262

    The line : "the accused"
    The subtitle: "bat-daddy"

    • @wyattcutrer5757
      @wyattcutrer5757 Год назад +953

      Your gotdammright

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 Год назад +1

      Weeeeeellllll... he does have his dicks, and girl, and Men most people don't know the name of

    • @__keys
      @__keys Год назад +218

      WHO WHOOOO

    • @evigjinaj1238
      @evigjinaj1238 Год назад +257

      @@__keys that’s the sound of the police 😅

    • @savegeaf9006
      @savegeaf9006 Год назад +72

      Had to watch it twice to make sure rjats what it saidlol hahaha

  • @madisonsanchez2237
    @madisonsanchez2237 Год назад +18030

    Batman walks out;
    The lights turn off
    The water turns off
    The watchtower falls out of orbit

    • @Blood.Re4per
      @Blood.Re4per Год назад +667

      Entire JL members daily life become pitiful...and suffering from poverty...and most important point... they're sitting in his property in this video 😂😂

    • @jokerknight1247
      @jokerknight1247 Год назад +319

      ​@@Blood.Re4per well Superman works at the Daily Planet so he's good, as for the others... yeah they'll be eating canned beans for a while

    • @Starbucks-sj5ph
      @Starbucks-sj5ph Год назад +89

      Ah yes, without power it falls out of orbit. Makes sense

    • @Blood.Re4per
      @Blood.Re4per Год назад +52

      @@jokerknight1247 but they'll lose the luxury they havin rn...

    • @jokerknight1247
      @jokerknight1247 Год назад +46

      @@Blood.Re4per yeah but Superman has Lois tho, and Barry works at the CCPD or something and is with Iris

  • @user-rk9fi3in6d
    @user-rk9fi3in6d 9 месяцев назад +502

    Batman is backup plan,
    Backup plan is Batman.

    • @Place_Your_Order_Here
      @Place_Your_Order_Here 5 месяцев назад

      What if the evil one is Batman?

    • @Dustinisanartist
      @Dustinisanartist 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@Place_Your_Order_Here In the comics Batman has a Robot that is made to kill him if he ever turned bad.

    • @nindroidxz9839
      @nindroidxz9839 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Place_Your_Order_Herethen there is a plan for him. It's called the justice league.

  • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804
    @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 7 месяцев назад +245

    Bros gonna make next Justice League meeting at Starbucks

  • @bloodfrostgaming9204
    @bloodfrostgaming9204 Год назад +8706

    "None of us would ever do that to you."
    "Then you're damn fools."
    Bro didn't hesitate at all goddamn

    • @AndrossUT
      @AndrossUT Год назад +249

      You know he has files and files on how to neutralize himself lol

    • @aniruddhmitra8259
      @aniruddhmitra8259 Год назад +25

      @@AndrossUT which series is this one?

    • @lazerwolf952
      @lazerwolf952 Год назад +182

      ​​@@AndrossUT he also intentionally created a split personality that is meant to fight against psychological attacks, which created a robot that would hunt him down if he ever killed someone without him even knowing it exists.

    • @chillobsidian9592
      @chillobsidian9592 Год назад +31

      @@aniruddhmitra8259Justice League: Doom

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix Год назад +4

      @@lazerwolf952 where was that from?

  • @user-dg9xy9sm5e
    @user-dg9xy9sm5e Год назад +7058

    "Then you are damn fools"
    - Bat-daddy 💀

    • @jaycxrtified9109
      @jaycxrtified9109 Год назад +117

      I thought I was the only fucking one bruh 😂😂😂 I’ve been searching the comments for this

    • @rudrashivagaming4377
      @rudrashivagaming4377 Год назад +83

      Bat Daddy💀💀

    • @user-dg9xy9sm5e
      @user-dg9xy9sm5e Год назад +27

      During Justice League Unlimited I used to ship the wonder-bat duo a lot. This uploader took that to a whole different level.

    • @vixage6449
      @vixage6449 Год назад +11

      I thought that was so fkn random 😂

    • @firewolfsoldier9214
      @firewolfsoldier9214 Год назад +7

      I’m glad you saw it too

  • @mellowanimations7237
    @mellowanimations7237 6 месяцев назад +83

    “Bat-Daddy” These captions I can’t 😭

    • @JaysonBernardo-ch9fv
      @JaysonBernardo-ch9fv 4 месяца назад +3

      They gotta stop the kids only RUclips bs somehow so it's curse words or bat daddy 😂

  • @telemarkaeology
    @telemarkaeology 6 месяцев назад +233

    Nobody's more stable and trustworthy than a vigilante billionaire.

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX 5 месяцев назад +7

      And he's not even that stable

    • @SnapDagger2307
      @SnapDagger2307 4 месяца назад +2

      "and deep down I'm not"

  • @YouTubeDark30
    @YouTubeDark30 Год назад +4705

    The league after all the funding is gone:
    👁️ 👄 👁️

    • @lilyplayer4956
      @lilyplayer4956 Год назад +49

      Underrated!!!!😂😂😂

    • @PrinceVegeta2134567
      @PrinceVegeta2134567 Год назад +141

      Nah don't worry, Wonder Woman merchandising can cover the costs 😂😂

    • @bradwong
      @bradwong Год назад +24

      ​​@@PrinceVegeta2134567?😂 "you're kidding right?"

    • @zachhh1217
      @zachhh1217 Год назад +7

      ​@@PrinceVegeta2134567 LMAOAOA

    • @skullbreaker1945
      @skullbreaker1945 Год назад +6

      ​@@PrinceVegeta2134567 Death of Superman referensi

  • @jakestevens132
    @jakestevens132 Год назад +5773

    “And our funding just walked out the door… literally” 😅

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT Год назад +48

      Actually Michael Holt (Mr. Terrific) is the richest billionaire in the justice league and their chairman.

    • @0pt1tr0nD27
      @0pt1tr0nD27 Год назад +39

      Bro they so screwed when the bill comes up

    • @0pt1tr0nD27
      @0pt1tr0nD27 Год назад +26

      @@JordanReedYT but they don’t have me terrific yet

    • @KidRunnerH
      @KidRunnerH Год назад +8

      @@0pt1tr0nD27 but they _do_ have Green Arrow, and Blue Beetle.

    • @hunterschweighausertv4805
      @hunterschweighausertv4805 Год назад +10

      Nope they just lost their base he owns the space station

  • @DaddyC702
    @DaddyC702 9 месяцев назад +78

    You cut out thw best part of this scene, when Supes asks what the contingency for Batman was and he says "The Justice League!"

    • @karthiksubramanian2279
      @karthiksubramanian2279 4 месяца назад +6

      Yep, it also loosely translates to "it takes You all suckers together to take me out!"

    • @AngryNerdBird
      @AngryNerdBird 4 месяца назад +4

      Shorts can only be 60 seconds, there's not enough room for even the whole meeting, let alone the talk with Superman afterwards.

  • @cool_dude77
    @cool_dude77 6 месяцев назад +25

    Batman: Get out of my spaceship.

  • @SWNewYork315
    @SWNewYork315 Год назад +3171

    “ I think Bat-Daddy should be allowed a few words in his defense.”
    LOL!

    • @Mjdecker1234
      @Mjdecker1234 Год назад +29

      I was hoping to read this because I thought I was seeing things.

    • @orbievandemark571
      @orbievandemark571 Год назад +8

      If you listen it says "I think the aque should be aloud to say a few words" meaning he added that in

    • @DayzN649
      @DayzN649 Год назад +13

      @@orbievandemark571 you’re slow

    • @JUSTGETOUTOFMYHEAD
      @JUSTGETOUTOFMYHEAD Год назад

      @@DayzN649 Exactly I'm not sure who wouldn't have got that

    • @Ukrainian-supporter
      @Ukrainian-supporter Год назад +2

      Them words are funny

  • @SF201
    @SF201 Год назад +15332

    RIP Kevin, when I hear Batman I hear you.

    • @SenpaiDonnelle
      @SenpaiDonnelle Год назад +306

      Best batman voice

    • @theVictor-isVonDoom
      @theVictor-isVonDoom Год назад +180

      ​@@SenpaiDonnelle the only Batman voice the rest are pretenders
      This coming from a huge fan of the WBKidz Batman

    • @PajamaPantsMan
      @PajamaPantsMan Год назад +55

      Damn I just found this out. RIP 🙏

    • @SenpaiDonnelle
      @SenpaiDonnelle Год назад +13

      @Beater pretty sure toon

    • @mtgdiagnosis9469
      @mtgdiagnosis9469 Год назад +19

      Batman the Animated Series voice actor is dead????? Say it ain’t so!

  • @discuswithdavis
    @discuswithdavis 9 месяцев назад +73

    "Under mind control... it's possible."
    And was RIGHT! It has happened many times in various comics and (i think) some movies.

    • @momokosakurada605
      @momokosakurada605 4 месяца назад +2

      well the entire injustice universe speaks for one what happens when most heroes becomes unhinged

  • @moniwaters7707
    @moniwaters7707 9 месяцев назад +127

    You don’t ever question Batman’s logic you accept it. This man is one of the most intelligent men on the planet with the most purests of hearts

    • @person8834
      @person8834 7 месяцев назад +20

      In the comics, I think he realized that the contingency plans were a good idea, but keeping them a secret from the Justice League was not. He may be intelligent, but he’s still human and not perfect.

    • @JeeMains-kv9cz
      @JeeMains-kv9cz 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​ @person8834 yeah he is not perfect , but always improving his mistakes and even learning from others mistakes make him perfect than others

    • @gabrielcarrasco9078
      @gabrielcarrasco9078 6 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@person8834It was still smart not telling them. It would not give them time to plan around it.

    • @aishi_rei
      @aishi_rei 2 месяца назад

      @@person8834 You don’t know the true potential of deception. There’s clayface, martian manhunter and the other shapeshifters, you know. Batman may not know what kind of threat he is facing but he made sure to create a contingency plan so that heroes may have a fighting chance.

  • @NA-ud6qm
    @NA-ud6qm Год назад +4357

    Batman legit just said: "I don't deal with idiots" and left.

    • @JohnZpk2
      @JohnZpk2 Год назад +4

      Bruh

    • @kuoli1551
      @kuoli1551 Год назад +86

      No point in arguing with people that think they’re perfect.

    • @Anthyrion
      @Anthyrion Год назад +59

      But at the end of the movie, Superman was the first one to acknowledge, that Batman was right and gave him a box with Kryptonite

    • @sjsusjendmd.
      @sjsusjendmd. 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Anthyrionthough he can literally get it on his own

    • @1ProAssassin
      @1ProAssassin 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@sjsusjendmd. But now it's consentual.

  • @Giovanni_Pesci
    @Giovanni_Pesci Год назад +9906

    Bro really snuck in “bat-daddy” and thought we wouldn’t notice 💀

    • @Thatsoffansive
      @Thatsoffansive Год назад +96

      Ayo

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 Год назад +165

      I was looking for this comment. I had to rewatch twice to make sure I wasn’t imagining things

    • @KingLouie1129
      @KingLouie1129 Год назад +67

      Yea. You got super daddy.. flash daddy.. green lantern daddy or hawkgirl mamas wonder mamas.. chea

    • @ayemidejorsteady7641
      @ayemidejorsteady7641 Год назад +46

      ​@@KingLouie1129 bro u over doing it now

    • @ayemidejorsteady7641
      @ayemidejorsteady7641 Год назад +7

      😂😂

  • @Yuurei21
    @Yuurei21 8 месяцев назад +149

    One line that was skipped.
    Superman: What's to stop you from crossing the line?
    Batman: All of you.

  • @ninjabambam9241
    @ninjabambam9241 9 месяцев назад +130

    This isn’t Batman outsmarting them its him using common sense

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah. An out-of-control League is the premise for the game Injustice: Gods Among Us . Also, the universe where the League were villains. Did the Leagueforget that?
      Actually, don't answer that last one. That universe was retconned out by the comic Crisis on Infinite Earths.

  • @resdaman1
    @resdaman1 Год назад +4073

    “You think one of us would go over to the other side?” *injustice enters the chat*

    • @Jalen_Ramseys_Burner
      @Jalen_Ramseys_Burner Год назад +217

      or yknow, the 5,000 times that superman has been tricked by mind control or magic

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 Год назад +94

      @@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner or manipulation to make him do bad things, until someone, like Batman during that one episode of Justice League, where he told Superman to man up when Darkseid was pretty much forcing Superman to make a choice, sacrifice millions of lives if it meant attacking Darkseid.

    • @hamsterminator
      @hamsterminator Год назад +115

      Just some of Batman's opponents:
      Poison Ivy- mind control toxin
      Scarecrow- mind altering drugs forcing hallucinations
      Joker- also uses hallucinatory drugs on victims
      Dr Destiny- again manipulates peoples thoughts
      JLA: We Have Free Will...

    • @orsogiovacchini6074
      @orsogiovacchini6074 Год назад +10

      JLA are "woke" people nowadays lol, Batman IS a woke people

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 Год назад +8

      @@orsogiovacchini6074 how, explain?

  • @fake_doktor9241
    @fake_doktor9241 Год назад +8021

    "What about you? What's the contingency plan for an out of control Batman?"
    "Why did you think I made the league? "

    • @SNSReaper
      @SNSReaper Год назад +592

      Thank you for typing this so I didn't have to. That was the real power move and the clip doesn't show it.

    • @fake_doktor9241
      @fake_doktor9241 Год назад +491

      @@SNSReaper batman lining you up to knock you down was cold. Knowing he only keeps you around to keep himself in check was far colder. ☠️

    • @deltaknight1475
      @deltaknight1475 Год назад +134

      Rawest line and yet its not included.

    • @nylotical
      @nylotical Год назад +87

      But like… He has contingencies for them so if they try to stop him he could use those and then alter them to kill them.

    • @fake_doktor9241
      @fake_doktor9241 Год назад +70

      @@nylotical this exact scenario does happen in the batman who laughed.

  • @alin3563
    @alin3563 7 месяцев назад +24

    Imagine the dude just stop paying the electric bill and the station falls from the sky 💀

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 9 месяцев назад +98

    Batman is completely justified here. If your in a team that includes people that could destroy the world in seconds and literal fucking gods then it’s smart to have a backup in case they try something

  • @adenperkins9719
    @adenperkins9719 Год назад +4990

    Superman: “None of us would do that to you”
    Bats: “Says the man who gets mind controlled every other week!”

    • @khahinmetameta7826
      @khahinmetameta7826 Год назад +57

      Truth!

    • @jonesibeh1076
      @jonesibeh1076 Год назад +29

      Fact

    • @albertvargas9979
      @albertvargas9979 Год назад +18

      Fr fr

    • @dominicjestinchankingwai4105
      @dominicjestinchankingwai4105 Год назад +30

      They wouldn’t be saying that if they saw the reality of the batman who laughs

    • @jomahawk7488
      @jomahawk7488 Год назад +99

      Bats: “let’s say, hypothetically, joker finds Lois and violently kills her right in front of you. You look me dead in the eyes, Clark, and tell me with 100 percent honesty you wouldn’t flip your shit and go crazy.”

  • @existingperson
    @existingperson 11 месяцев назад +6928

    They really tried to kick out the dude who owns the ship they’re on 💀

    • @Charles-zl1ue
      @Charles-zl1ue 9 месяцев назад +168

      Forgetting Batman can literally nuke them all inside

    • @luyolomenziwa2112
      @luyolomenziwa2112 9 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@Charles-zl1uethey would still survive

    • @darkbiryani501
      @darkbiryani501 9 месяцев назад +63

      @@luyolomenziwa2112not all of them

    • @knightblade0188
      @knightblade0188 9 месяцев назад +41

      @@luyolomenziwa2112only Superman the rest are not invulnerable.

    • @ThrowbackJTT
      @ThrowbackJTT 9 месяцев назад +62

      ​@@knightblade0188unless the nuke has kryptonite

  • @jacobrawlins1069
    @jacobrawlins1069 9 месяцев назад +18

    I remember an episode of Justice league when Lex switched bodies with Flash,
    nearly took out every member on that station.

    • @lordhellstrande2763
      @lordhellstrande2763 8 месяцев назад +6

      I remember that episode more because of "I can at least find out the identity of the Flash...I have no idea who this is..."

  • @Speedeamon666
    @Speedeamon666 8 месяцев назад +15

    I like how superman asks why theres no contingency plan for batman like he wasnt buried alive next to his dead parents. In the tapes he mentions that his weakness is his truma from losing his parents and his never ending mission to protect gotham.

  • @rebeccadoyle600
    @rebeccadoyle600 Год назад +8547

    Green Arrow: “Alright so what’s your contingency plan for me?”
    Batman: “…”
    Green Arrow: “… fuck you, Bruce.”

    • @yudhapermana6831
      @yudhapermana6831 Год назад +346

      underrated comment

    • @royhoetelmans4772
      @royhoetelmans4772 Год назад +371

      Isn't it just gun or tazer or like anything superpowerrelated

    • @warto5050
      @warto5050 Год назад +929

      @@royhoetelmans4772 I'm pretty sure his plan is basically "beat him" nothing more lmao he doesn't really have a plan because he isn't a threat

    • @SpiderMan-hb7nr
      @SpiderMan-hb7nr Год назад +157

      "yellow "
      I see what you did there

    • @Sh.Saint.
      @Sh.Saint. Год назад +65

      The hands

  • @yourwrongimright101_69
    @yourwrongimright101_69 Год назад +6852

    Batman:"I don't belong here."
    *Sits down*
    Wonder woman:"Sooo..."
    Batman:"So gtfo, I own the watchtower."

    • @Boomer289-ol2vv
      @Boomer289-ol2vv Год назад +220

      Wonder Woman: But I don't wanna send feet pics for money

    • @catsaresocute650
      @catsaresocute650 Год назад +38

      Yeah somhow that's not a failior in his contigency planes like why is people who are that welathy are dangerus not a part he's worried about in and on itself

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 Год назад +109

      @@catsaresocute650 Batman actually did include a contingency plan against himself. He noted that anything which can affect a human can affect him, his weakness for family and human nature and his tendency to over-analyze a situation. He did, however, note VERY SPECIFICALLY, if you intend to take him out, do it right. You only get one chance and if you fail, pray, because he is coming for you! (I might have improvised the pray part... been a while)

    • @trumptouchesivanka
      @trumptouchesivanka Год назад +18

      It’s MY Bat-WatchTower

    • @yourwrongimright101_69
      @yourwrongimright101_69 Год назад +20

      @@trumptouchesivanka the Batchtower

  • @Emi-swifty
    @Emi-swifty 8 месяцев назад +9

    The bat- daddy lol ..💀

  • @wellplayedninjas
    @wellplayedninjas 6 месяцев назад +10

    Kevin Conroy was in his own voice acting league

  • @theeasypeasysquad4169
    @theeasypeasysquad4169 Год назад +6923

    There goes the financial department of Justice League

    • @unknown1360
      @unknown1360 Год назад +5

      They are getting funds from UN and other dozen countries including the US

    • @nightcoremusic5618
      @nightcoremusic5618 Год назад +125

      😂😂😂

    • @reptile_loki
      @reptile_loki Год назад +794

      Batman turns around : " Actually all of you should leave , i own this place "

    • @BigBrandonMarcel
      @BigBrandonMarcel Год назад +121

      Might wanna check Green Arrows bank account

    • @BigBrandonMarcel
      @BigBrandonMarcel Год назад +82

      Also might really wanna check Aquaman's bank account it drawfs that of The Black Panther.

  • @elijahobregon8710
    @elijahobregon8710 Год назад +34942

    How can they not understand what Batman is saying 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @themandeedubs
      @themandeedubs  Год назад +7009

      He didn’t call them “Damn Fools” for no reason…

    • @tetsutetsu7206
      @tetsutetsu7206 Год назад +3960

      Fr “we’re so good, we’d never be evil and if we do then just wing it, no plans required
      It’s completely mean to not trust us knowing so many villains have mind control and any of us could snap if someone we loved is killed”-🤓

    • @myleswayne301
      @myleswayne301 Год назад +483

      If Batman doesn't trust his own teammates, he has no business being part of the Justice League.

    • @riyokokenshin3330
      @riyokokenshin3330 Год назад +1952

      ​​@@myleswayne301 Yeah No, You Can See You Only Have A 2D Mind For Thinking. If You Don't Understand The Reasons Of Why He Did It, Then You Don't Know How Batman Works At All

    • @riyokokenshin3330
      @riyokokenshin3330 Год назад +194

      ​​@@themandeedubs Thank You

  • @challenger9520
    @challenger9520 5 месяцев назад +5

    Arkham Suicide Squad: What plans?!!

  • @rimmyreddy788
    @rimmyreddy788 9 месяцев назад +9

    THat's why i rocks with Batman. You see how batman gets all the women. He knows the game and plays it well.

  • @LucifersAngel-mu4mw
    @LucifersAngel-mu4mw Год назад +2456

    "We'd never do the same to you"
    "Then you're damn fools"
    Batman Who Laughs has entered the chat.

    • @thanos8914
      @thanos8914 Год назад +19

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @d.t.rproduction2684
      @d.t.rproduction2684 Год назад +8

      My favorite villain after the joker

    • @LFonzus
      @LFonzus Год назад +4

      Superboy Prime enters the chat

    • @Pointman11111
      @Pointman11111 Год назад +3

      @@thanos8914 another reality though
      Little one

    • @-Infernex
      @-Infernex Год назад +3

      The death messages would be rolling in chat

  • @Wukongggg
    @Wukongggg 11 месяцев назад +3559

    Batman: "or succumb to mind control"
    Everyone else: *"Nuh uh"*

    • @MasterMario63
      @MasterMario63 9 месяцев назад +9

      Underrated comment now prepare to become ovverrated because you got 1M likes 😈😈😈

    • @matthewboyd8689
      @matthewboyd8689 9 месяцев назад +35

      Also flash: is this one of those Jedi mind trick things
      Girl doing Jedi mind trick thing: this is not a Jedi mind trick thing

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 9 месяцев назад +33

      While one of the people sitting at that table is capable of mind control.

    • @nastasyaklusovskaya5641
      @nastasyaklusovskaya5641 8 месяцев назад +2

      Oh, THAT comix..

    • @Tarika916
      @Tarika916 7 месяцев назад +9

      Superman literally ignores Batman's point when he said that

  • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804
    @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 7 месяцев назад +12

    "We have to decide whther Batman should be allowed to remain in the League. All those in favor to-"
    "Wait, Are you gonna cover all expenses of the League with your journalist salary?"

  • @i.am.ronin.
    @i.am.ronin. 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Bat-Daddy" 💀😂

  • @jaydraws0667
    @jaydraws0667 Год назад +3620

    "We'd never do the same to you"
    "Then you're damn fools"

    • @jasonalbran376
      @jasonalbran376 Год назад +24

      He's the worst among them.

    • @user-gh8gp8ol2t
      @user-gh8gp8ol2t Год назад +27

      SAVAGE

    • @aguy2580
      @aguy2580 Год назад +8

      im glad i have eyes and ears

    • @thomasfryer5706
      @thomasfryer5706 Год назад +100

      @@jasonalbran376 More like most realistic. The rest of the Justice League wants to be optimistic and assume they would never be turned or manipulated, but Batman understands the realities of the job they do, and the people they deal with.

    • @jasonalbran376
      @jasonalbran376 Год назад +10

      @@thomasfryer5706 - I didn't disagree. However......
      Have you not seen how evil the alternate reality Batmans are?
      He is definitely the worst amongst them.

  • @nosrin1988
    @nosrin1988 Год назад +4167

    "Are you so arrogant that you haven't come up with a contingency plan for yourself?"
    "I have. It's called the Justice League."

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun Год назад +121

      Badass phrase but stupid. If he has a contingency for everybody that he can’t be beat lol.

    • @wobblywack5531
      @wobblywack5531 Год назад +41

      ​@@DadsCigaretteRun failsafe too

    • @nosrin1988
      @nosrin1988 Год назад +272

      @@DadsCigaretteRun not if they all come at him at once. his plans are one on one. if they just gang up on him with no warning he'll go down fast.

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun Год назад +31

      @@nosrin1988 actually fair point 😂

    • @nosrin1988
      @nosrin1988 Год назад +84

      @@DadsCigaretteRun remember the meme.
      If batman has 15 minutes to prepare he can beat anyone. If he doesn't? He loses.

  • @Cheezy-ee4er
    @Cheezy-ee4er 4 месяца назад +4

    Batman only has a few contingency plans meant to kill, one of which is the FailSafe he made if he himself ever goes rogue

  • @kushgupta1465
    @kushgupta1465 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how he is always confidently willing to walk away

  • @Abandoned978
    @Abandoned978 Год назад +4114

    "We'd never do that to you!"
    "Why the fuck not?!"

    • @walltermite3489
      @walltermite3489 Год назад +9

      Oh no 541 likes and no comments here comes the “let me fix that1!1!!1” comment 💀

    • @laurinha2892
      @laurinha2892 Год назад +54

      "You should!"

    • @TheOleay
      @TheOleay Год назад +48

      I f I remember, he even made a plan for himself

    • @3xeplodng_3agle_studios
      @3xeplodng_3agle_studios Год назад +7

      ​@@TheOleay yes. And he wither is, or recently did have to deal.with such a contingency in the comics. It's... Wild

    • @junior523
      @junior523 Год назад

      ​@@TheOleay no he didn't

  • @JestInCase
    @JestInCase Год назад +3407

    “Or succumb to mind control” Diana literally bodied a bunch of civilians thinking they were all Cheetah

    • @myleswayne301
      @myleswayne301 Год назад +140

      That scene was ridiculous. Wonder Woman noticed something was wrong when she got scratched by Cheetah. Also there was no need to fight because Wonder Woman can fly and Cheetah can't.

    • @ray4493
      @ray4493 Год назад +105

      @@myleswayne301 WW is like one of worst written and executed mainstream heroes. Her not having practically any weakness makes her generic and hard to properly implement in any based plot. She like only exists as a typical feminist icon who argues with everything Bats says.

    • @myleswayne301
      @myleswayne301 Год назад +38

      @Ra y When it comes to the animated version of Wonder Woman, if the writers don't portray her as a diplomat, then her character/personality isn't accurate.

    • @AR-mg1qi
      @AR-mg1qi Год назад +5

      bro do you know what show/movie this is from, can you also tell me the episode if its from a show?

    • @myleswayne301
      @myleswayne301 Год назад +6

      @AR 8 It's a animated movie called Justice League: Doom
      It was released in 2012

  • @the_speed_broo7393
    @the_speed_broo7393 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro can just turn off the spaceship if he got voted out among us style

  • @Deeznutter493
    @Deeznutter493 9 месяцев назад +4

    Bro really put in, "Bat-daddy", and thought we never noticed💀

  • @blakepuntervold3165
    @blakepuntervold3165 Год назад +4200

    That "Then you're damn fools" hits hard, both hilarious and serious

    • @mangareader288
      @mangareader288 Год назад +7

      Should’ve said “Then you’re all damn naive”😏

    • @z12ytb
      @z12ytb Год назад +10

      It's funny because of batman who laughs he basically either killed everyone or turned them into joker psycho

    • @laurakiner3942
      @laurakiner3942 Год назад +3

      Well, Batman isn't wrong.

    • @rayimmortal
      @rayimmortal Год назад +2

      What movie is this?
      Edit: It's justice league: doom

    • @Serieglimts
      @Serieglimts 5 месяцев назад

      Injustice is one of the best dc movies

  • @AntiCx_edits
    @AntiCx_edits Год назад +2364

    And the best part when Superman goes and asks him if he has any plan to contain himself he said he has a plan" it's called the justice league " gave me chills

    • @aprowog
      @aprowog Год назад +158

      I think batman just lied superman. I believe Batman has contingency plan for himself, but its clearly not justice league. Because how can justice leauge contain him if he has every contingency plan for them

    • @AntiCx_edits
      @AntiCx_edits Год назад +83

      @@aprowog no like for when batman is mind controlled or something that time he obviously cant use his own methods as he is "mind controlled" thats what mind control means losing ur conscious and doing what the other person telling u to do and the other person definately doesnt know the contingency plan but still i get your point but i just loved that answer and it gave me chills

    • @sparky2011
      @sparky2011 Год назад +88

      @@aprowog because he can’t take them all at once and he created plans for each singularly rather than all at the same time, so that’s why the whole justice league is the plan for him

    • @jasonhearn5818
      @jasonhearn5818 Год назад +22

      Great as batman is he's still only human. ..he was nearly killed by the royal flush gang at the beginning

    • @Thekarateadult
      @Thekarateadult Год назад +19

      In the comics currently, we learn about Failsafe. Batman's plan for himself

  • @lo1zzzgaming177
    @lo1zzzgaming177 7 месяцев назад +4

    The big daddy was good😂

  • @cuauhtemocgonzales2530
    @cuauhtemocgonzales2530 9 месяцев назад +2

    In the movie, his plan if he went rogue, is the whole JL.
    This is from the movie Justice League: Doom.

  • @murilofaria8819
    @murilofaria8819 Год назад +3730

    Ironically or not, every single justice league member has been under mind control or simply turned the tables at least once, so Batman indeed has a good point

    • @SanoZero
      @SanoZero Год назад +84

      Yeah and so has bats... are we forgetting the comic 'Dawn of a New Knight' where the storyline is literally Bruce deciding Gotham isn't worth protecting anymore? He becomes the DC Kingpin over night.

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 Год назад +211

      ​@@SanoZerobats literally has contingency plans against himself as well. Mainly, the entire Justice League coming after him together

    • @buddy6420
      @buddy6420 Год назад +80

      @@TheAchilles26 I forgot the name of the comic book that revealed it but Batman had an actual contingency plan for himself that wasn’t the justice league. Even wiping his own knowledge of it. It was like a robot that just countered every part of him, and the rest of the bat family; like all the robins and batwoman. And it was found out by a villain and he used it to kill the whole bat family, and it succeeded
      ;(

    • @brownmonke1155
      @brownmonke1155 Год назад +2

      @@buddy6420source

    • @mhiization
      @mhiization Год назад +2

      And then you have the injustice universe...

  • @phoenixwithahalfofdragon936
    @phoenixwithahalfofdragon936 Год назад +4677

    Batman hit them with the “you can’t fire me, I quit!”

    • @guilhermeteodosio40
      @guilhermeteodosio40 Год назад +142

      "I own the spaceship, I'm not getting fired you guys are!😐"

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells Год назад +12

      He did. XD

    • @webito55
      @webito55 Год назад +5

      You can't quit, I quit

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 Год назад +6

      "QUIT?! QUIT AGAIN, QUIT AGAIN AFTER THAT!!! You were never much of a team player anyway! And this maybe your watchtower but it's now under league jurisdiction."

    • @oreoloki8872
      @oreoloki8872 Год назад +3

      You can’t quit, you’re a frog!

  • @michael8577
    @michael8577 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is why Batman is my number 1 favorite comic book character he is always prepared for any situation

  • @Mr.ven9
    @Mr.ven9 7 месяцев назад +2

    Bat-Daddy was funny af 😂

  • @juanjosoler336
    @juanjosoler336 Год назад +5356

    They all complain about Batman having plans in case they become evil but forget the fact that Batman even has a plan to stop himself in case he becomes evil.

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 Год назад +181

      I think he came up with the plan after the justice league found out about his contingency plans and asked if he had one for himself.

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 Год назад

      ​@@nicolaidepue3970 To be fair, he is just a guy. Most super-powers can crumble him up like a newspaper. And most mind-controls dampens a persons capacity to think.

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 Год назад +255

      @@Cendrail0001 He actually does have a remarkable ability to resist mind control and given that he has a plan (and has the ability to execute that plan) to take down all of the justice league members, I would say that he is not just a guy. He is also a multibillionaire, genius, fighting machine with enough advanced tech to arm an army (with that being himself because he is a one-man army).

    • @Janeredrose
      @Janeredrose Год назад +27

      I just can’t handle how freaking genius

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 Год назад +17

      Isn’t that plan one of his children?

  • @that_deadeyegamer7920
    @that_deadeyegamer7920 Год назад +2602

    He basically said "I hope y'all got a plan if I switch up" 😭

    • @Marx1029
      @Marx1029 Год назад +161

      Batman did include him self in the list of how to neutralize EVERY member of the League…

    • @RaizelSX
      @RaizelSX Год назад +92

      He did have a plan..."It's called the justice league"

    • @spiceypecan9129
      @spiceypecan9129 Год назад +9

      The JLA will stop Batman. Lol

    • @Crowman.84
      @Crowman.84 Год назад +21

      And he has a plan for him self he said if you want to neutralise him you would need to use the one bat family member he truly cares about and you have to chose wisely and fast.

    • @annusforever3106
      @annusforever3106 Год назад +21

      ​@@Crowman.84I'm calling Alfred so quick

  • @pokesaurusinninjago9631
    @pokesaurusinninjago9631 8 месяцев назад +3

    Bro voted himself out
    Batman was not the imposter

  • @xanderx3788
    @xanderx3788 6 месяцев назад +10

    While walking away: "oh, wait a second. I actually paid for this space base. Get tf out of my space batcave"

  • @rez-sentry
    @rez-sentry Год назад +7882

    Did nobody else the subtitles saying “Bat-Daddy” when WW said “the accused”

  • @user-xs5bl9dy6d
    @user-xs5bl9dy6d 11 месяцев назад +3544

    And this is why even Darkseid respects Batman

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 10 месяцев назад +170

      Darkseid did have to shove Batman a bit to not look like an absolute bitch then literally told Batman that he likes him the other are little bitches but Batman has his respect and that was said with a smile and a hug. Batman saved Superman and Wonder Woman and basically everyone especially Supergirl. Or like how in the movie where Trigon fights Darkseid after the Justice League lost the fight with Darkseid Batman got a throne to sit in while being allowed to be the only one with a not completely destroyed body and brain. Hell Cyborg got turned into a wall and there was not even enough of him left to ever not be part of that wall. Wonder Woman had arms and legs and even half her brain replaced. Seriously they all got destroyed. Superman was so fucked up that Darkseid allowed him to go free because he knew he was no longer a real threat at all. Constantine had to quit drinking to help fight. You know shit hit the fan when Constantine becomes sober. It did take like 5 years for Constantine to become sober. Batman was sitting on the Time God's throne.

    • @ingen__-
      @ingen__- 10 месяцев назад +64

      ​@@jordancambridge4106 god damn bro you wrote a whole thesis

    • @user-xs5bl9dy6d
      @user-xs5bl9dy6d 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@jordancambridge4106
      Ugh just some simple but friendly feedback. Simplify what you're trying to say,not everyone has the patience to read an entire page of one's opinion 🤷🏽

    • @PK_W255
      @PK_W255 9 месяцев назад +29

      No, Darkseid respects him cause he was willing to destroy Darkseids home planet to take "Care" of him. This is from a comic but i heard there are other reason's as to why he respects batman so you might be correct either way

    • @CookieMon1
      @CookieMon1 9 месяцев назад

      @@user-xs5bl9dy6dYou don’t have to read it you know?

  • @nanerpusjay
    @nanerpusjay 6 месяцев назад +2

    Them not seeing this as a necessary contingency is insane and after so many, insert hero who turns bad, story it makes it so much more obvious

  • @hideyasumusha7211
    @hideyasumusha7211 4 месяца назад +5

    The plan: get a shark, a drunkard, a hitman and a crazy lady.

  • @neroidius6915
    @neroidius6915 Год назад +2044

    It’s so sad that we’ll never hear that voice, that perfect culmination of authority, intimidation, and anger but also intelligence, wisdom, and experience, we’ll never hear it again. Rest In Peace Kevin 🙏

    • @user-qe7bt9dz1l
      @user-qe7bt9dz1l Год назад +40

      It’s like you captured all his voice traits in one sentence.

    • @rururururururrurururururur6038
      @rururururururrurururururur6038 Год назад +8

      KEVIN SAMUELS VOICED BATMAN!?!?!?

    • @BIGALEX_DRDOOM
      @BIGALEX_DRDOOM Год назад

      @@rururururururrurururururur6038 what i thought but I think its someone else. ☝🏾🤣

    • @fusion_auto
      @fusion_auto Год назад +7

      @@rururururururrurururururur6038 it's Kevin Conroy

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area Год назад +8

      ​@@rururururururrurururururur6038 how do you not know who voiced batman?
      Kevin Conroy.
      That's like not know trickster and joker are Mark Hammel

  • @aggtheblackphantom
    @aggtheblackphantom Год назад +8326

    Bat daddy has spoken

  • @Detrimental313
    @Detrimental313 6 месяцев назад +2

    Superman: we wouldn’t do that to you
    Injustice 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 Год назад +2442

    “i don’t belong here.”
    “also, get the fuck off of my property.”

    • @marionelson2225
      @marionelson2225 Год назад +64

      "Yeah, have you seen this place, I mean this location? It's not cheap I'll tell you that much"

    • @lilsantinoo
      @lilsantinoo Год назад +21

      ​@@marionelson2225 "the pink one"

    • @marionelson2225
      @marionelson2225 Год назад +17

      @@lilsantinoo "We won't talk about the pink one".

    • @saanja230
      @saanja230 Год назад +8

      ​@@marionelson2225 hoho he got u there clark

    • @Bantis
      @Bantis Год назад

      Bojack Horseman

  • @bezerkeyturkey8847
    @bezerkeyturkey8847 Год назад +3621

    “I don’t need to wait for a vote. I don’t belong here” you have to be a special kind of badass to be in a room of the strongest super powered beings on the planet and still one up them all in confidence

    • @Moracher
      @Moracher Год назад +149

      And be so humble to let them stay in your own space facility

    • @Jediwhoever1
      @Jediwhoever1 Год назад +70

      You forgot to mention that batman left his own watchtower that he paid for

    • @TheHammerGuy94
      @TheHammerGuy94 Год назад +31

      Ya, that's his ship

    • @kuroiphox989
      @kuroiphox989 Год назад +26

      No offence to the JLA but, Bats has a major point. Take Injustice for one, the possibility of Superman cutting loose. He became a tyrannical overlord, killing all who opposed him or lobotomizing them to be subservient.
      When the Flash lets lose, he caused an entire Flashpoint paradox and we saw what happens when the JLA goes to War with one another. We see the deaths of many, Cyborg, Captain Marvel, Aquaman, Wonder Woman.. The JLA are a bunch of frightening individuals who are just one bad day away...
      He even has a contingency plan for himself. He knows that even he could snap. If you're not going to be smart enough to assume a worse case scenario amongst some of these literal gods. >.>

    • @KantHandleThis
      @KantHandleThis Год назад +19

      It isn't about confidence but his ethics, he's in touch with his dark side and acknowledges its existence and wants the rest of the justice league to understand their own too

  • @thenerdmaster9381
    @thenerdmaster9381 7 месяцев назад +4

    One of the few times batman was actually tactical and intelligent.

  • @shindarygermangodzilla3799
    @shindarygermangodzilla3799 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Bat-Daddy” 💀💀💀

  • @jonnyboi2967
    @jonnyboi2967 Год назад +2548

    “Then you’re damn fools.” Dammnn ice cold

  • @KHMakerD
    @KHMakerD Год назад +2538

    “We’d never do the same to you.”
    That’s why the Batman Who Laughs Happened

    • @coltenriggs827
      @coltenriggs827 Год назад +59

      Nah he happened cause when he killed the joker a gas came out of the jokers body and it infected Batman. That is also a different universe as well.

    • @t-real7088
      @t-real7088 Год назад +173

      @@coltenriggs827 He was likely trying to say that based on that quote that's why the league didn't had contingency plans ready to deal with a Batman turned evil and thus got all of them killed instead of killing or neutralizing the Batman who laughs.

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 Год назад +51

      Yeah, Superman could have easily dealt with TBWL if he just created a plan of his own for him.
      Or even just acted on his suspicion of Batman.
      Superman is easily smarter than both Lex Luthor and Batman combined, but instead relies on his brute force and Superpowers instead of his brain for some reason.
      In a graphic novel, (which name escapes me), he’s looking for a job that he’s happy with, such as being such a great footballer that a scouter decided to offer him a blank cheque, but ALSO he decided to go to a well known laboratory in Metropolis, and asked for a job as a scientist, which the head scientist scoffed at, until Clark insisted to hand a hand written answer to a bunch of scientists in the next room, which solved the equation that they were straining over for a seemingly long time, the head rushing out to find Clark, but was too late because Clark left.
      Canonically Superman has “superthought” which allows him to think at incredible speed, the only known person to be faster than him at thinking, and all things speed, would be Flash.
      This ability would allow Superman to read and comprehend everything related to science, criminology, and everything useful to be an effective crime fighter. If he read multiple books on Psychology, he should have immediately realised that something was wrong with Batman the moment Batman laughed at a civilian psychiatrist getting injured by psychotic, joker-venom poisoned orphan children.

    • @qseit5140
      @qseit5140 Год назад +1

      ​@@coltenriggs827 dammm... that fart jokes get too far

    • @papphullsend
      @papphullsend Год назад +7

      @@maximumdon7637 Ty for the comment. Loved the read

  • @aryanmalik0511
    @aryanmalik0511 9 месяцев назад +6

    Batman>>>>>Jokerised Justice League
    Jokerised Batman (the Batman who laughs)>>>>>Justice League
    😂😂😂

  • @Titan-so1kh
    @Titan-so1kh 8 месяцев назад +6

    How did nobody catch “Bat-daddy”💀💀💀

  • @mateicocilea8913
    @mateicocilea8913 Год назад +2879

    *3 seconds later batman comes back with a book*
    "Why are you still here?"
    "This is my station get the fuck out"

    • @indiamchenry5506
      @indiamchenry5506 Год назад +6

      Ye

    • @NexusGameEnt
      @NexusGameEnt Год назад +14

      Its not Just his station. Commissioning something that massive would've nuked his own net worth. He isn't even the richest hero in the justice league...that title is Aquaman's

    • @cheeeeezewizzz
      @cheeeeezewizzz Год назад +36

      @@NexusGameEnt No he paid for and designed the entire thing.

    • @NexusGameEnt
      @NexusGameEnt Год назад

      @@cheeeeezewizzz he financed its commission with only the earthly elements. He Didn't design it Jon steward did. With only batmans influence it would be just the international space station minus alien technologies. The New Gods established oxygen sustainability with plants from New Genesis. Thanigar provided Nth Medal (DCs vibranium) for technological versatility in combination with martian- scrapped technology for the towers weapon/transportation systems( teleportation, power dampening, missiles). If batman chooses to be the petty 'i opened the lease' guy then all the sweet trinkets and sustainability of the watchtower leaves with everyone he kicks out 😂

    • @spumy_plughole1191
      @spumy_plughole1191 Год назад +10

      ​@@NexusGameEnt his net worth would remain the same, it would nuke his liquid assets

  • @Imperial_Inc
    @Imperial_Inc Год назад +3052

    “None of us would ever do that to you”
    “Yeah no shit, I’m not basically a god”

    • @sadkritx6200
      @sadkritx6200 Год назад +106

      ​@Pasar Mahdi an alien that has the power of a god, essentially the same thing.

    • @poorsoul8492
      @poorsoul8492 Год назад +32

      Batman is a god to be honest

    • @ezdub5762
      @ezdub5762 Год назад +40

      @@pasarmahdi4446if Superman spent a week in the Sun he would have enough power to sneeze on Earth and Send it to the netherworld.

    • @Dr.Kratos.
      @Dr.Kratos. Год назад +18

      ​@Pasar MahdiCan a god not be an alien?

    • @therealwilldalbey
      @therealwilldalbey Год назад +9

      @@Dr.Kratos. God probably is an alien. He created Earth, so he probably isn't from there.

  • @hurtysquirty
    @hurtysquirty 6 месяцев назад +1

    "bat daddy" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AbstractDread.
    @AbstractDread. 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bat-Daddy is crazy 😂

  • @thizzmonkey7846
    @thizzmonkey7846 Год назад +3109

    The green arrow was one of the few who followed Bruce out because with everything Ollie had been through he understood what Bruce’s intentions were the fastest

    • @edwicelrard3396
      @edwicelrard3396 Год назад +10

      I don't remember GA in this scene

    • @gregoryjeffrey8569
      @gregoryjeffrey8569 Год назад +8

      What’s the movie called?

    • @DEVIL-yf3bn
      @DEVIL-yf3bn Год назад +51

      ​@@gregoryjeffrey8569 Justice League: Doom

    • @thizzmonkey7846
      @thizzmonkey7846 Год назад +108

      @@LJGrand Ollie and Bruce have been through similar shit so when Bruce decide to leave after telling everyone his contingency plans for them. Ollie realized why Bruce did this so he followed Bruce out. they may not be the same but Ollie and Bruce have had to go through a lot of the same shit so Ollie understand Bruce better.

    • @thizzmonkey7846
      @thizzmonkey7846 Год назад +12

      @@LJGrand although they are right GA isn’t in this scene I only brought it up because Green Arrow is one of my favorites from DC even though I like Marvel Just a bit more. My all time favorite is Aquaman.

  • @jahvowphillips3593
    @jahvowphillips3593 Год назад +3798

    Look how many times someone has controlled Clark Kent

    • @myleswayne301
      @myleswayne301 Год назад +152

      Blame DC comics for being lazy since they can't come up with good Superman stories.

    • @Gojo_Honored_One
      @Gojo_Honored_One Год назад

      ​@@myleswayne301 Shut your ass up you can't write better stories than them because it be a copy of thousands of comics you can't even write a good story and DC comics are fire why do you think they're were competing with marvel go write a good story and come back

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 Год назад +108

      ​@@myleswayne301 not really, since when the comics first appeared for Superman, he was a complete dick and he knew he was unstoppable. He was high on power and used that power to push and bully others. Hell, he even killed Lois Lane, then made love to another woman on her grave.

    • @Akirooo09
      @Akirooo09 Год назад +49

      Bruh even poison ivy controlled him

    • @myleswayne301
      @myleswayne301 Год назад +34

      @@markbaltazar6916 I don't consider Injustice a good Superman story. DC enjoys Superman being a victim of mind control.

  • @dailymemes5295
    @dailymemes5295 9 месяцев назад +2

    IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE CAPTIONED BAT DADDY

  • @augustoortiz1254
    @augustoortiz1254 9 месяцев назад +4

    Honestly, the justice league never thinks outside the box, many times gets mind control, poison, berserk, etc.

  • @TheRealBorb
    @TheRealBorb 10 месяцев назад +5344

    Batman: I don't belong here.
    *Stands there*
    Superman: ...why aren't you leaving?
    Batman: Who'd you think pays the bills, Mr. Journalist?

    • @HiPlayerProdigy
      @HiPlayerProdigy 9 месяцев назад +98

      Forreal broker than broke.

    • @Antebios
      @Antebios 8 месяцев назад +168

      Me: I'm breaking up with you.
      Girlfriend: Fine!
      { moment of awkward silence with everyone standing there}
      Girlfriend: Why don't you just get your stuff and move out?
      Me: WTF? This is my apartment and the lease is under my name!!!!

    • @pokesaurusinninjago9631
      @pokesaurusinninjago9631 8 месяцев назад +10

      hAHa😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gdl20061
      @Gdl20061 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@Antebios🗿👌🏼🍷
      Can't spell wtf without W
      🗿

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@Antebiosbeen there, my dad broke up with his wife twice and she had to leave on both occasions because the house is in my name

  • @Stretch20
    @Stretch20 Год назад +1456

    “We’d never do the same to you.”
    “Oh don’t worry I already did it for myself.”

    • @Thewatchingangel223
      @Thewatchingangel223 Год назад +51

      It takes a batman of a batman to make a batman to stop batman.

    • @Stretch20
      @Stretch20 Год назад +18

      @@Thewatchingangel223 also took all of my brain power to comprehend what you just said

    • @Thewatchingangel223
      @Thewatchingangel223 Год назад +17

      @@Stretch20 XD What I was saying that it takes batman creating an alternate personality (zur n ar) to make a robotic batman (failsafe) to stop batman (Bruce).

    • @johnj230
      @johnj230 Год назад +14

      If I remember correctly. In the comic, Batman told them he had a plan for JLA to stop him if he turned.

    • @crystalwolf3838
      @crystalwolf3838 Год назад +11

      ​@@johnj230 also in the comics I believe he gave superman the contingency plan to stop him if he ever needed it cause he's trusts superman to not misuse it

  • @TheCreatorLoveAllik
    @TheCreatorLoveAllik 7 месяцев назад +4

    The caption said Bat-Daddy, when Wonder Woman said, "thee accused?" Who TF is Bat-Daddy? 😭

  • @HumblyChosen-xd3nn
    @HumblyChosen-xd3nn 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bat-daddy is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @torababdullah7952
    @torababdullah7952 Год назад +1369

    whoever wrote batman's character is something of a genius

    • @pbj2300
      @pbj2300 Год назад +28

      thank mark waid

    • @myleswayne301
      @myleswayne301 Год назад +60

      Thank Dwayne McDuffie. He's the writer of Justice League Doom.
      R.I.P. 1962-2011

    • @Outrack
      @Outrack Год назад +5

      The problem is that this falls apart when Supes confronts Batman later about whether he had a plan for himself, and he says “The Justice League”.
      That would have carried a lot more weight if your plans hadn’t just demolished the entire team...

    • @GoldenEagle906
      @GoldenEagle906 Год назад +7

      @@Outrack He also has another plan for himself in something else (not sure what) where he basically tells them to bring up his dead parents or kidnap his loved ones.

    • @Outrack
      @Outrack Год назад

      @@GoldenEagle906 Yeah, they’ve expanded on it recently with nonsense about an AI-controlled robot Bruce created and then hypnotized himself to forget about. It felt lazily tacked-on and clearly wasn’t part of what they originally intended.
      Strongly doubt using his parents against him would work, I know it’s a common theme but this is a guy that rigorously trains himself to combat the criminally insane and all the twisted things they come up with. It’s also the most obvious thing to hit him with, so he’d likely see it coming a mile off and would take the necessary precautions if he went rogue.
      The only truly exploitable thing I can think of is that Bruce is only human, and is susceptible to unpredictability despite his intellect - the problem would be getting someone in the JLA to do something wildly out of character, like Supes lopping off his legs without warning.

  • @petertheflamingo
    @petertheflamingo Год назад +2494

    Rest In Peace Kevin conroy I wish I could hear your voice in more animated Batman movies

    • @BthereorBsquared
      @BthereorBsquared Год назад +35

      He had so many more years ahead of him. He’ll always be our Batman.

    • @ashtonpatrick3615
      @ashtonpatrick3615 Год назад +23

      Just hearing about this my heart is shattered I’ll never hear him voice the dark knight again

    • @cwolffe510
      @cwolffe510 Год назад +8

      I doubt DC will do it, but Disney started computerizing James Earl Jones’ voice for Vader, which is what they did for Kenobi.

    • @burnttoast6752
      @burnttoast6752 Год назад +1

      I didn't realize he died. 66 seems too young :(

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 Год назад +2

      @@cwolffe510 yeah maybe if they got Kevin's consent. But so much of his performance was from him so it won't ever be the same unfortunately

  • @leonjacklyn5033
    @leonjacklyn5033 4 месяца назад +1

    “You could be mind-controlled”
    “That would never happen!”
    *Kill the Justice League Opening Credits*

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 8 месяцев назад +1

    If Brainiac or starro shows up soon after these events.
    The irony.