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I've got one... Walking and turning around with a wheel barrow and screwed up my acl and a pulled a muscle in my ankle and foot Edit Another one I can remember, I sneezed so hard I made my nose bleed and took out my vocal cord too
Slipped on a brick slope on my way to get hot chocolate from the canteen / shop at the top of said slope. (This took place at a netball court). Broke my ankle across the growth plate and spent 8 weeks in a cast on crutches with no weight bearing. The muscle wastage was horrific. What was worse though is I didn't get my hot chocolate :(
21:26: Nice Goofy impression. You got him spot on. 24:29: Perfect Mr. Krabs voice. You're getting these guys spot on. Also, versatile species? More like fragile species.
Fell on some carpet and tore a back muscle essential for balance and walking. Didn’t see a doctor, but I had to sit up perfectly straight the whole day because I was playing in an orchestra with a 7 hour practice session. Through tons of exercises at home, I now can walk normally. Couple months later, was cutting carrots and a knife blade went half a centimeter into my thumb. Now I have a huge scar from it with barely any sensation except for mild pain when it gets pressed in a little too hard. Also fell on a slip and slide, breaking my radius because I was so fat. Thankfully I’m no longer built like the baron from dune and am now built more like a slimmer Luigi.
Age 13, was balancing myself while walking along the top of a curb on the street. Slipped, fell, and sustained an injury that had my right knee very very painfully swollen up like a melon. Had to be taken to the emergency room. Doctor inserted a large syringe and drew blood etc. out, the beginning of my recovery.
My friend broke her toe nail by accident stubbing it 💀 She told me she accidentally stubbed it and then it broke and she had to get the whole toe nail removed That was insane I accidentally made my ribs sore for days because i bent down to clean something at work My ribs felt like they were squashed by a elephant :(
I tried running a load of clothes washing while in uni. I missed a step while carrying it to the basement and fell down the stairs. Ripped my MCL, PCL, broke my ankle, cracked three ribs, and sprained my wrist, all on one side of the body. Ripped the MCL again two months later while ice skating, three months later while playing volleyball, and then, because I don’t learn, a fourth time 6 months later while biking. Almost 10 years later and my knee has never been the same.
Also as a turtle owner, turtles can definitely feel sensations on their shells. My turtle loves scratches on her shell and she’ll do a twerking motion when scratched there. Drilling a hole through the shell would be very painful.
I was putting a hoodie on while i was going down the stairs. I slipped and fell like i was on a slide. Had pain on one of my ribs for a few days, but the X rays stated that it wasn't broken
My mom would tell me she should have named me Grace because I don't have any. I trip overy own feet on flat surfaces. I run into door frames daily. I have fell on my butt so often I don't even get embarrassed anymore.
This just happened Saturday got up in the morning to take my dogs out and stepped on a tooth pick I tried to get out my mom tried to get out called our urgent care they didn’t even want to try so went to the emergency room within less then 2 hours I was in surgery to get half an inch of wood out of my foot I think this tied with the time I cut my hand open with a hair tie
1:09:13 as a women who actually believes in equality (not that fake feminism BS) I’d respect that no. I’d disappointed but move on with my life no questions asked or hard feelings towards him
Got sick in the early 2010s ish, add a coughing fit herniated to discs in the spine. One laminectomy and two fusions later still not doing okay and I'm out and I'm only 42.
Also there was another time where I was going up the stairs with my hedgehog, And I tripped up the stairs because there was a gap in between.We wanted the top stairs. For those of you concerned about the hedgehog safety, don't worry, he was completely vied.I just had massive bruises on my body.
Nearly broke my toe from holding a 2x4 Another time I dropped a 20 pound lighting fixture on my foot to avoid shattering the lens. Yeah it went kinda poorly. I have plenty more theatrical related injuries so just ask.
I burned myself really bad one time while cooking. I had taken off the pan on the stove and I cook on high element high and I had just taken the pan off the stove and then I usually rest my arms on the stove top when it’s not in use and so I placed my forearm right on the stove I had just turned off like five seconds ago and it took me a few seconds until my sister walked in was like weren’t you just cooking on that And I looked down and I like yanked my arm off it really fast and like I ran it under cold water for like 30 minutes and I still had like a second-degree burn hurt like hell for the next few days. That was great. I had to wear like a weird Thing where I wrapped my arm and gauze, then stuck a cut shirt sleeve over it to protect protective and then the doctor when I went it was really damn annoying and put the Band-Aids on the dead skin and she didn’t even put them on him properly and it was pretty much useless for the Band-Aids were and it was just a whole mess
@ in the middle. Nancy Jo’s fries. Soft but not floppy. I probably had previously damaged it but didn’t notice and that fry was the thing to break it off. That’s my best guess but I’ll never know for sure
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I broke my leg in two places (tib-fib fracture) one night in 2022 when I got up to shut off the bedroom light. I passed out and fell, breaking my leg.
Broke my hand simply walking into school. Love being me.
If these comments have taught me anything it’s there’s a lot of us out there 🥲
I've got one... Walking and turning around with a wheel barrow and screwed up my acl and a pulled a muscle in my ankle and foot
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Another one I can remember, I sneezed so hard I made my nose bleed and took out my vocal cord too
Slipped on a brick slope on my way to get hot chocolate from the canteen / shop at the top of said slope. (This took place at a netball court). Broke my ankle across the growth plate and spent 8 weeks in a cast on crutches with no weight bearing.
The muscle wastage was horrific.
What was worse though is I didn't get my hot chocolate :(
21:26: Nice Goofy impression. You got him spot on.
24:29: Perfect Mr. Krabs voice. You're getting these guys spot on.
Also, versatile species? More like fragile species.
Fell on some carpet and tore a back muscle essential for balance and walking. Didn’t see a doctor, but I had to sit up perfectly straight the whole day because I was playing in an orchestra with a 7 hour practice session. Through tons of exercises at home, I now can walk normally. Couple months later, was cutting carrots and a knife blade went half a centimeter into my thumb. Now I have a huge scar from it with barely any sensation except for mild pain when it gets pressed in a little too hard. Also fell on a slip and slide, breaking my radius because I was so fat. Thankfully I’m no longer built like the baron from dune and am now built more like a slimmer Luigi.
Age 13, was balancing myself while walking along the top of a curb on the street. Slipped, fell, and sustained an injury that had my right knee very very painfully swollen up like a melon. Had to be taken to the emergency room. Doctor inserted a large syringe and drew blood etc. out, the beginning of my recovery.
My friend broke her toe nail by accident stubbing it 💀
She told me she accidentally stubbed it and then it broke and she had to get the whole toe nail removed
That was insane
I accidentally made my ribs sore for days because i bent down to clean something at work
My ribs felt like they were squashed by a elephant :(
I tried running a load of clothes washing while in uni. I missed a step while carrying it to the basement and fell down the stairs. Ripped my MCL, PCL, broke my ankle, cracked three ribs, and sprained my wrist, all on one side of the body. Ripped the MCL again two months later while ice skating, three months later while playing volleyball, and then, because I don’t learn, a fourth time 6 months later while biking. Almost 10 years later and my knee has never been the same.
Also as a turtle owner, turtles can definitely feel sensations on their shells. My turtle loves scratches on her shell and she’ll do a twerking motion when scratched there. Drilling a hole through the shell would be very painful.
¡Qué impresionante cómo las cosas más simples pueden volverse peligrosas! Espero que todos se hayan recuperado bien de sus lesiones. 🌟
I'm so clumsy I cut my hand on a fricking BUTTER KNIFE 😂😂
I was putting a hoodie on while i was going down the stairs. I slipped and fell like i was on a slide. Had pain on one of my ribs for a few days, but the X rays stated that it wasn't broken
I dislocated my collar bone sleeping. I destroyed 3 motorbikes without being injured, so sleeping is more dangerous than riding a bike.
My mom would tell me she should have named me Grace because I don't have any. I trip overy own feet on flat surfaces. I run into door frames daily. I have fell on my butt so often I don't even get embarrassed anymore.
Tore my acl dancing on a empty dance floor with a friend lol😂
This just happened Saturday got up in the morning to take my dogs out and stepped on a tooth pick I tried to get out my mom tried to get out called our urgent care they didn’t even want to try so went to the emergency room within less then 2 hours I was in surgery to get
half an inch of wood out of my foot I think this tied with the time I cut my hand open with a hair tie
My parents were nothing like that at all they were the best. I sure miss them so much.
That was the best lemongrab impression I’ve ever heard. I thought mine was good lol
1:09:13 as a women who actually believes in equality (not that fake feminism BS) I’d respect that no. I’d disappointed but move on with my life no questions asked or hard feelings towards him
Got sick in the early 2010s ish, add a coughing fit herniated to discs in the spine. One laminectomy and two fusions later still not doing okay and I'm out and I'm only 42.
I got a good one! So I was once cleaning the stairs and I missedplaced my foot and tripped all the way down the stairs, My stepmom was so concerned.
Also there was another time where I was going up the stairs with my hedgehog, And I tripped up the stairs because there was a gap in between.We wanted the top stairs. For those of you concerned about the hedgehog safety, don't worry, he was completely vied.I just had massive bruises on my body.
i fractured my ankle because i slipped on a carpet.
i walkwd and stubbed my toe and it burnt alot
My brother broke his pinky toe by accidentally kicking (he was walking and didn’t see it) a case of vitamin water.
I also hurt my lower back from sneezing
I dislocated my hips (yeah, both) picking up a cookie I dropped. 5 second rule was in effect.
Did the bacteria eat you after five seconds or did they not- This joke sucks, bye.
I don't think this is what they mean when they say Risk it for the Biscuit
I chipped my tooth while falling into a couch once
Lifted a toenail jumping on my couch when I was like 8
Nearly broke my toe from holding a 2x4
Another time I dropped a 20 pound lighting fixture on my foot to avoid shattering the lens. Yeah it went kinda poorly. I have plenty more theatrical related injuries so just ask.
i’m suddenly curious about the other injuries
I broke my wrist all because of tag and someone decided it was a good idea to come running at me and push me as a means to tag me 😅
I burned myself really bad one time while cooking. I had taken off the pan on the stove and I cook on high element high and I had just taken the pan off the stove and then I usually rest my arms on the stove top when it’s not in use and so I placed my forearm right on the stove I had just turned off like five seconds ago and it took me a few seconds until my sister walked in was like weren’t you just cooking on that And I looked down and I like yanked my arm off it really fast and like I ran it under cold water for like 30 minutes and I still had like a second-degree burn hurt like hell for the next few days. That was great. I had to wear like a weird Thing where I wrapped my arm and gauze, then stuck a cut shirt sleeve over it to protect protective and then the doctor when I went it was really damn annoying and put the Band-Aids on the dead skin and she didn’t even put them on him properly and it was pretty much useless for the Band-Aids were and it was just a whole mess
1:19:00 this is what a true simp looks like
1:29:35
So sigma
I broke half my tooth off eating a French fry… How? Just how?? 🥲
Was it crunchy or floppy
@ in the middle. Nancy Jo’s fries. Soft but not floppy. I probably had previously damaged it but didn’t notice and that fry was the thing to break it off. That’s my best guess but I’ll never know for sure