greg davies laughing at bad dong for three minutes straight
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- Опубликовано: 4 янв 2019
- edit: why does this nearly have 800k views where did you all come from. anyways i will never delete this video because it's wonderful clout for me
EDIT 2: OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE A MILLION VIEWS. WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM.
alternate title: two words every man wants to hear
also sorry that no one in the uk can watch this so uhhhhhh whips and nae naes
something something not my footage yadda yadda yknow
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This is the exact feeling of being a kid in class and your friend from across the room makes an inside joke at the worst possible time
Once my teacher got mad in the middle of writing "analysis" on the board. He spent 10 minutes lecturing the class with nothing but "anal" written on the blackboard. It was beautiful.
yellowsparklefish337 you almost made me miss school for a second be careful
I definitely had that with one friend who by fate we had every home room class together for 6 years. And had that energy; during a maths class (I cant even remember the joke probs something on our laptops) we were in front row red faced whilst the whole room was quite. My friend couldn't hold on any longer she got pulled up after class. I said 'what did you say?' And she convinced her that we found a word in our maths textbooks funny. Like what word?! How did she buy that
Sorry I'm a year late, the traffic was terrible...
Here's the thing: your teacher never bought your excuse. But she appreciated the audacity of the lie. 😂
This was me telling a dark joke to my friend, it was constantly making us laugh but also think it may be a bit far:
"Dark humour is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
I regret nothing
The man literally laughs as *soon* as he hears it whether out loud or in his head.
As opposed to a figurative laugh?
*”laughs, literally as soon as he hears ir...” or just omit it like a normal adult. Misusing “literally” is an epidemic, not literally.
@@tbz1551
No, as in it literally (exactly, precisely) happens when he hears the word bad dong. It was super cool of you to drop by and comment from your grammatical high horse though.
There’s a bit of bad dong in this comment section
@@nananderson7259 God damn I know I'm necro-posting but you absolutely destroyed that guy..
With your bad dong
@@tbz1551 Also. All language is representational, so all figurative. All language, especially written down, is in some way literal. And a collective artwork and tool, in constant flux. Break down the walls in your head, sweet! Where we're going, we don't need roads!
I love how he knows its a stupid joke and no one else thinks its that funny, so he's trying to steer away from it until Richard keeps egging him on.
haha so true
“I regret nothing.” 🤣
@@inflameslp311 * 'I regret nothing'
If you're gonna put quotation marks, get it right lol
@@Kazza_8240 my apologies, you are right. I’m usually better than that. I’ll fix that.
@@Kazza_8240 fixed.
My favorite thing about this whole spectacular debacle is how eventually Greg literally cannot say the words bad dong anymore so Richard has to deliver each punchline
I love how Greg has regressed from being a teacher to becoming that one kid every teacher hates
Character development
I would assume that Greg may have been like that even as a teacher 🤫
The "little shit" to "drama teacher" pipeline is very short.
“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
His story arch has changed me full circle
"This joke has legs like you would not believe."
You could say it had a third leg, even.
One could say that the third leg was in fact, a bad dong.
Definitely a gimped third leg
I would say that’s a bad joke, but it’s really a bad dong
Immortal CBox Thanks for explaining the joke. Now I can finally laugh.
A bad one tho
This man used to be a teacher, ladies and gentleman.
Ben Pearse barely qualifies as teaching :/
@@nikkirennardo5100 I mean... He was a teacher... That qualifies as teaching doesn't it
So? Teachers are humans too?
You think teachers don't do unprecidented shit in their free time? xD
@@Dutchyman was more a comment about how difficult it would have been for him to keep a straight face around teenager's shenanigans 😂
He was a teacher at my old school aha
“I regret nothing!” That my friends is a hero
Here is the entire show, The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2015: panelshow.group/Big.Fat.Quiz/big.fat.quiz.of.the.year.2015.webrip.mcdxl.mp4
666 likes
It's Richard going from finding it funny, to being over it, to playing along because Greg still finds it funny and then coming all the way back around to finding it funny again that just really gets me.
"I regret nothing" Richard Ayoade please never change
This is the only time I've ever seen him break character 😂
Richard rarely ever breaks character, so you know this is genuinely silly, yet, hillarious.
That was the first thing i noticed.
And yet, he regrets nothing.
Honestly I do like a break from the dry sarcastic version of Ayoade. While Moss in the IT Crowd was an idiot, he was also cheerful, which is something you don't get much of from him nowadays.
@@TheoHiggins That's what puts me off him actually. It's just too dry and sarcastic for my liking.
@@mojorisen7812 Sometimes he's soul sapping to watch, but it is who he genuinely is and he does seem like a sweet guy.
Plus here he was great 😅
Richard went through the five stages of grief in one sitting:
1. Denying the bad dong.
2. Anger towards the bad dong.
3. Bargaining with the bad dong.
4. Depression as a result of the bad dong.
5. Accepting the bad dong.
We accept the dong we think we deserve.
Watching Richard NEARLY break is so majestic
I’ve never seen him do this before, or since.
I love watching his bloopers for the it crowd. He’s adorable.
@@Lord_Godd your mum is a great moment
@@Lord_Godd He did break a couple of times more in this one with the bad donging
Noel Fielding is usually really good at making him break. There are episode of Travel Man and Gadget Man that are beautiful.
I love it when some random dumb thing gives you unending laughing fits. One time in Physics class, years ago, I laughed at the number 7 as I realized turning it upside down made it look like a nose. Crying of laughter for the rest of class. Got funnier as time went on, actually.
Reminds me of when for some reason, my cousin talking, saying anything, triggered my laughter. I didn't even find it funny, I just physically couldn't stop.
In my history class, the question on a quiz asked for the name of some historical figure. Andrew Jackson wasn’t the answer but I couldn’t think of anything else. Before it ended the teacher gave us a hint that it started with a m. I changed it to Mandrew Jackson. I literally died laughing.
Our teacher was explained how flight with airplanes worked, and he had an image of a bird and a glider on the projector. He asked us what the difference was between them and the kid behind me said "a tow-rope connection" and me and the dude I was sitting beside absolutely lost it, like could not stop laughing for the whole class, we were in tears and physical pain. It wasn't even that funny but I still chuckle about it to this day. Best part is the teacher didn't even hear it, so we got a strip ripped off us while we were still losing our shit.
A NOSE!!!! IM WEAK 😂😂😂🤣🤣 Probs bc its 1am
Eveyone else with good stories and here I am thinking about how I got kicked out of the classroom in 4th grade because I coudnt stop hysterically laughing after someone farted.
Greg making Richard actually break has got to be instant legendary status.
Wow, that was actually not clickbait
"We did an anagram first" LOL
Jimmy missed such an opportunity to ask, "what might you call counterfeit Vietnamese currency?"
Ethan Walter I’ll take Bad Dong for 100, Alex.
@@JesusFriedChrist lucky, I usually take it for free :(
@@manicpixiecassidy this is so good
@@manicpixiecassidy if you can do something well, never do it for free
Wong dong?
I've never seen Richard giggle so much 😂
I just gave you your 666th like 😃
You're welcome 😏
I like how Richard keeps playing along.
Also, as a teacher myself, I get where Greg's coming from. We're told not to laugh at our pupils when they say something wrong, obviously, but when they say something stupid like "bad dong", it's actually very hard not to completely lose our composure.
Also, also, Claudia Winkleman is a treasure.
I’m from the US and only got introduced to her when I started watching The Traitors UK (technically just The Traitors since it was the UK’s before airing in the US) and I immediately fell in love with her. She’s hysterical, but also seems down to earth. I immediately recognized her in the first quick shot showing everyone else on stage. I was waiting to see if they showed her again just so I could be positive it was her and I saw it was and heard her laugh. I want to check out this show now. Is she a regular on it? Or was this just a one time thing?
Whoever wrote the subtitles for this video is hilarious:
At 00:38 'the fucking seal laugh you know the one'
👏 seriously 🙏please do more big fat quiz or Taskmaster with that brilliant work 😂
Also 2:09 'sensible chuckle' and other weird improvised sentences, like 'oh fuck he's dying' when Greg coughs! When did subtitles start being *so* descriptive? 🤣 I would have missed this if I hadn't seen your comment, these are hilarious
Did you see "king of maturity" when he was talking dad bods?
This is perhaps one of my favorite videos on the internet. Bless you for making this, makes me lose my shit every time
ayyyy no prob dude
Not enough credit going to Richard for enabling Greg's inner child here
I love how by the end of it (2:44), Richard's been bit by the bad dong bug as well.
You know something's funny when even Richard Ayoade looks like he's having a great time
I love how Richard is a stiff nerd, but this and him with Noel shows us he is oneof the most immature British celebs
You saying that he's a stiff Dick then, are you?
it’s the sheer glee of « this joke has legs like you would not believe » which keeps me coming back
Up until 3:30 I thought Richard was just humoring Greg, and that he didn't actually find the joke funny.
Up until 3:30.
You can also see it at 2:42. He can barely hold it together.
at 2:11 too
Not gonna lie, I’m pretty sure Greg really did write the real answers, and Richard was the one that wrote bad dong on each of them just to make Greg have to say it and take the fall, cuz Greg only starts the laughter one Richard is writing. The two are legendary together
In any case he was finding Greg's reaction hilarious for a long time before that.
that moment at 3:30 is utterly priceless. Richard Ayoade happy!
I do not know who this man is, what this show is, or why this is on my recommended in September of 2020, but I relate to Greg Davis on a spiritual level
If you want the full show, punch Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2015 into the search box and it should come up.
You have to watch taskmaster if you haven't yet.
^seconded!
All of the Big Fat Quizes are incredible. Also Taskmaster, as mentioned. Also 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.
His appearances on Would I lie to you are also amazing!
Richard Aoyade was the President of the Cambridge Footlights and just spent the entire show cracking up a fully grown adult by writing "Bad Dong" over and over. I love comedy. It is the greatest. It's like in a Let's Drown Out video when Gabe absolutely killed Yahtzee Croshaw by saying "Boobie boobie bum bum".
Well... Yahtzee has a history of pairing wordsmithery with incredibly childish concepts and words. Of course he'd laugh at "boobie boobie bum bum". It's more like Charlie Chaplin falling off his chair because someone called him a nunfucker. Which did happen.
Lol! That zoom in on richard! 😂😂
There is something endlessly joyous in watching a man of 6' 8" (and not skinny) giggling like a little girl.
Jeezus, that's an actual giant
Especially when he puts his fingers over his mouth, helpless with laughter, in the classic "oh, mercy me!" gesture.
"The fucking Seal Laugh you know the one" caught me off guard and I won't complaint 😂😂
I absolutely love/hate thinking you're about to go insane at something so ridiculously stupid. Many times I've had to go splash water on my face, look in the mirror and give myself a pep talk, but then my red, swollen face paired with the fact I'm genuinely trying to calm myself down with a pep talk because i couldn't stop laughing at something so stupid just makes me laugh even more.
This has got to be my favorite running joke!
you know you’ve lost it when your own laughter makes richard ayoade break down
Props to Greg Davies --- you know you've struck comedy gold when you actually break Richard Ayoade! xD
That zoom on Richard at the end was a masterpiece. Thank you.
Richard Ayoade actually started to lose it when he heard "bad dong" at 3:14, then again at 3:30.
Aside from the "your mum" clip this is the closest I've seen Richard Ayoade come to breaking
And let's not forget "Don't let that fucking cyborg speak to you like that" back in BFQ 2016.
greg davies and also Me laughing at bad dong for three minutes
This man was a teacher.
He was in charge of people's children.
Me in the middle of class, laughing at a stupid joke I heard 3 years ago and suddenly remembered, desperately trying to hide it so that I don't have to try to explain what's funny
After analysing the handwriting you can see that the B's and the D's differ in the Bad Dong Tax writing, meaning it was probably Richard who wrote that one, or allthhe others.
“That’s not your handwriting!” 😂
I’ve never seen Richard laugh as much as that, I was unsure he was capable of more than 2 short laughs per episode 😅
Bad donging is an amazing term.
This is compressed, he was probably laughing for 30 minutes!
I love when something strikes someone SO funny and no one else can possibly understand in the moment - and that makes it FUNNIER
I genuinely wish I could watch this joke be fit into more situations. My only regret was this was 3 minutes, and not 3 hours
That's is bad and wrong, there has to be a worse word to describe this, i shall call it "badong"
- kung pow (sort of)
m.ruclips.net/video/9DW6Gz0N6Hs/видео.html
The captions are amazing my guy. Good work on them and that joke at the start.
I was in Accounting class at university today, and we had a whole lecture on how to account for when people don’t pay what they owe, also known as the Allowance for Bad Debt. The entire lecture, I kept giggling to myself because I was thinking “Allowance for Bad Dong.”
I love how they keep saying they're all done with it and then 30 seconds later they laugh again
What kind of sound might you get from a poorly-constructed bell?
"That's not your handwriting..."
I didnt find it funny at first, but as time went on I felt like I started to absorb some of their amusement. By the end just thinking about it and Richard's comment at the end, oof my guts hurt
I love when Greg says "You know I told Richard I genuinely think I'm over it now and I don't find it funny, but I do! I still do!" :P
reminds me of me and my friend at a university lecture laughing like mad. lecturer asked us what we were laughing at and my friend just blurts out "POTATOES" and cracks up even more.
Had this exact same giggle fit happen to me and I was the (EFL) teacher in the scenario.
A student was practicing reading an English passage with me one-on-one and as she read the title, she unexpectedly stuttered out a word that was from her own language. It got me for a solid 5 minutes, I think because of that reason. She laughed along too but recovered quickly, and as she continued on reading, I would just hear the mistake in my head and start laughing again. I hadn't laughed so hard in years.
The teacher became the student that couldn’t stop laughing at the unfunny joke
Greg and Richard are one of my top favourite teams and thank you so much for compiling one of the funniest jokes in TBFQOTY history
I watch with the closed captioning on, and as soon as "the Fucking Seal Laugh you know the one" came up, I almost died laughing.
One of the very rare moments of Richard Ayoade cracking up.
"I regret nothing"
Fucking winner winner, bad dong dinner right there.
"I regret nothing" lmao 🤣🤣
Kudos on the captions. "Fucking Seal Laugh" at :38 is pretty spot on.
Everyone has that one random thing that just sets them off and they don't know why.
I know nothing about any of these people and this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen still.
The zoom in towards Richard broke me.
Even Richard was laughing 😂
I’d love to see Richard on taskmaster
Greg's reaction is like when in politics AS level class, the teacher was talking about the memoirs of some rando 80s politician and another lad goes "huh...yeah...memoirs of a geisha" and I couldn't stop laughing all lesson. Even the lad who said it was like "mate it wasn't that funny"
I love Greg, I think he is totally silly and funny 😂🤣
I hate being on Zoom work meetings because some superior will say something stupid, my coworker friend will type in our private chat something funny, and I'll spend the rest of the meeting trying to not break down like Greg Davies so no one asks, "What is so funny?" I feel you, Greg. I feel you.
Whenever I feel sad, I come back to this vid
This is my favourite RUclips video I think.
Reminds me of a time in middle school when the science teacher called on one of my friends to answer a question.
My friend didn’t hear the question so someone whispered “tuba” to him. (Not the correct answer, obviously)
He replied “tuba” to the teacher.
I couldn’t stops laughing for the rest of class. 😂😂😂
Big Fat Quiz montage with an Always Sunny title card? Marry me.
I just want to say whoever did the captions did a brilliant job!
did em myself ;]
I've watched this many times, but for the first time I turned on the captions. 10/10
"Ooh, not this! Not this! You loser!"
XD That one has legs like a milipede!
America has a good number of comedians, but England seems to be teeming with them. Richard Ayoade is a national treasure.
0:39 CC omg i died
Hahahahhaha
Richard losing his shit makes this so much funnier to me 🤣😂
Can we take a moment to appreciate the subtitles.
"The fucking Seal laugh you know the one"
I, for some reason, decided to honour this moment by naming my fantasy football club Bad Dong FC.
Iv named a few characters in video games Bad Dong
IASIP intro was just *chef's kiss*
"We're Jam Hot. We have since decided to change our name to Bad Dong....We're Bad Dong. " -Noel Fielding, probably
whatever greg davies is on, the world should have distributed by the bucket load
I come back to this video regularly
I thought I laughed too easy over almost anything and then I watched this!
2:56 Hello Stefon
I got sent out into the hall in class when I was a kid because I was laughing and couldn't stop. People told me later they could still hear me laughing from the hall...
I don't even remember the joke
Thought I was absolutely going to have a heart attack laughing. I was cramped down like I was vomiting. Luckily I was on the toilet and could grab a handful of towels to mop up the tears. Wonderful.
I literally know nothing of this show or these people but was tearing up over bad dong
This clip never fails to make me feel good
I love the subtitles.
Greg Davies is adorable ♥️
I love how you captioned Jimmy's laugh op
The CC THANK YOU LOL
ty youtube reccomended!