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Beating Minecraft, But I Can't Break the Laws of Judaism

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  • Published on Feb 8, 2026
  • In this video, I attempt to beat Minecraft, but there's a catch. I have to follow the Jewish 613 commandments in the process of doing so!
    Disclaimer: This video is in no way a political or religious statement. I am simply making a minecraft challenge with no broader intentions beyond that! Hope you enjoy the video and learn something!

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  • @GuyBord0
    @GuyBord0  3 months ago +10863

    Disclaimer: This video is not meant as a religious or political statement in any way. I hope that you have fun watching the video, and potentially even learn something from it! Thanks for all of the support and as always, try to keep it respectful in these comments!

    • @itsed5164
      @itsed5164 3 months ago +255

      In before it gets rlly political in the comments

    • @ya7-i9t
      @ya7-i9t 3 months ago +4

      You

    • @DRREHANQURESHI
      @DRREHANQURESHI 3 months ago +106

      Congrats on the 100k subs man!

    • @cookies146
      @cookies146 3 months ago +35

      you forgot to kill every living being in every village and steal from all chests

    • @3li_516
      @3li_516 3 months ago +70

      "try not to make the comments political: level impossible" video side not congrats on 100K

  • @jmomalen8640
    @jmomalen8640 2 months ago +21631

    “Not the best spawn” id say starting off wandering the desert is pretty apt in this situation

  • @user-culkepta
    @user-culkepta 3 months ago +29847

    Minecraft but you can't break the laws of physics

    • @Aquamarine.-.
      @Aquamarine.-. 2 months ago +385

      You can’t punch a tree to get wood the moment u enter
      The tree punches you - Newton’s Third Law.

    • @purrgiri9862
      @purrgiri9862 2 months ago +475

      Impossible the rules of physics break the moment you break a block

    • @sumitoza8601
      @sumitoza8601 2 months ago

      ​@purrgiri9862and water bucket clutch

    • @scrunglywungly
      @scrunglywungly 2 months ago +14

      Praise be science

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 2 months ago +189

      @purrgiri9862 not if all physical blocks of minecraft are actually 99% air, and steve is simply capable of compressing them into a very small brick, then reinflating it upon placement

  • @tulcthered2292
    @tulcthered2292 3 months ago +12604

    you could have eaten salmon or cod and also been fine since the laws of kashrut for slaughtering fish aren't the same as meat or poultry

    • @Quagglenuts
      @Quagglenuts 3 months ago

      But chicken tasty

    • @Enlightenedfrommistakes
      @Enlightenedfrommistakes 3 months ago +279

      Also smoked salmon bagels are associated with Jews too right?(I haven't tried it but it sounds s
      Delectable)

    • @SmokeVidMan
      @SmokeVidMan 3 months ago +48

      Mooshriom too

    • @tulcthered2292
      @tulcthered2292 2 months ago +30

      ​@Enlightenedfrommistakesthat they are. In kashrut there's 3 categories of kosher food: meat, dairy, pareve (pronounced par-v or par-ehv) which is neither meat nor dairy. It's forbidden to mix milk and meat or eat it together (from a simple cruelty law of not cooking a kidd in its mothers milk, was extended to poultry bc at times it looks similar and is prepared in much the same way), however because the nature of fish is so much different than land animals and doesn't require a shochet, fish are considered pareve. So something like cream cheese and lox is 100% kosher

    • @elybeham4660
      @elybeham4660 2 months ago +381

      With fish you just gotta eat fish that have scales, otherwise they aren’t kosher

  • @TheDragon928
    @TheDragon928 2 months ago +315

    I know this probably goes against the spirit of the challenge, but in Judaism you are allowed to break any commandment if it's necessary to survive (e.g. you're allowed to eat pork if you were starving and it's the only food available). I think, at the very least, you would have been justified in skipping those prayers while fighting the Blazes.

    • @DavidRatafia
      @DavidRatafia Month ago +56

      the prayer is also after you're done eating not between loafs

    • @kaisadilla_phd
      @kaisadilla_phd Month ago +12

      @DavidRatafia There's also no requirement afaik to start praying as soon as you swallow the last bite.

  • @Couldbedumber
    @Couldbedumber 2 months ago +1717

    Starting a Jewish run in the desert is actually divine intervention cuz what in the hell 😭

  • @TheSlicingSword
    @TheSlicingSword 2 months ago +2108

    Of course bro spawns in the middle of the desert 💀

    • @Couldbedumber
      @Couldbedumber 2 months ago +134

      Bro hit the Moses run 😭

    • @slowestjabroni
      @slowestjabroni 2 months ago +15

      that made me lol that he didn't even acknowledge it

    • @Macedthur
      @Macedthur 2 months ago +72

      That seed was promised to him 3000 yrs ago

    • @slowestjabroni
      @slowestjabroni 2 months ago

      @Macedthur incredible

    • @colinmeikle7115
      @colinmeikle7115 2 months ago +7

      @Couldbedumber cue Rameses screaming Moses in the distance

  • @PizzaTimeClips
    @PizzaTimeClips 2 months ago +4741

    12:13 soiled the tabernacle immediately after it was built by walking inside of it while not being a descendant of Aaron. Run’s dead

    • @jonnymon42
      @jonnymon42 2 months ago +278

      Cannot build the tabernacle because he has killed animals

    • @sahmapunk
      @sahmapunk 2 months ago +134

      all time comment

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard 2 months ago +85

      @jonnymon42 he specifically hasn't killed animals

    • @jonnymon42
      @jonnymon42 2 months ago +306

      @mloxardhe killed mobs out of necessity, which is allowed, but that still means he has been in the presence of the dead and therefore must purify himself before building/being in the presence of the Tabernacle.
      The purification process needs to be done using the ashes of a sacrificed red heifer… which would have been fun to see in minecraft since he could have used a mooshroom lol

    • @wiselychangedlater
      @wiselychangedlater 2 months ago +29

      @jonnymon42 Can a mooshroom be a heifer, though, when the species appears to be hermaphroditic?

  • @Saba_Seth_Holt
    @Saba_Seth_Holt 2 months ago +144

    You don't have to recreate THE Tabernacle. You merely have to build a sukka/ temporary dwelling with 3 Walls and a thatched roof that allows rain and starlight through.

    • @SlashTheRocker59
      @SlashTheRocker59 Month ago +5

      2 full walls and more than half of another to be exact

  • @ChaseRoycroft
    @ChaseRoycroft 3 months ago +7655

    "The cubit is an ancient unit of measurement equal to half a Minecraft block." --Socrates

    • @shuldekid
      @shuldekid 2 months ago +235

      No, because a cubit is actually 1 "ama" which is equal to around half a metre , and since a Minecraft block is a metre, this actually is accurate.

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 2 months ago +16

      ​@shuldekid That's only in one dimension. In 3D, it's 1/8 of a block

    • @dogma-e8x
      @dogma-e8x 2 months ago +35

      @shuldekid If it’s accurate why did you say no?

    • @shuldekid
      @shuldekid 2 months ago +21

      ​@dogma-e8xbecause in the comment he was implying that this has no back, and as a joke said it was an ancient saying.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 2 months ago +1

      @inanjarif1388 when your son is a geek

  • @jepcartusch1084
    @jepcartusch1084 2 months ago +12042

    So much work, so much dedication, only to find out that your sacred mission has failed because your game character is not circumcised.

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog 2 months ago

      Schrodinger's. How do you know when there is no way to check? Maybe you are.

    • @waretaSL
      @waretaSL 2 months ago +10

      Minecraft characters don't have a sex, stop inserting your antisemitism into a game that literally has rules on enforcing androgyny

    • @CompoundBoy
      @CompoundBoy 2 months ago +385

      and how does thou know this? 🤔

    • @zainIRL_FR
      @zainIRL_FR 2 months ago +164

      @waretaSL dude you cant take a joke can you

    • @TheMenaceSauce
      @TheMenaceSauce 2 months ago +115

      @waretaSL It was a joke, also not antisemitic that's literally a feature of the religion.

  • @jonashotger4456
    @jonashotger4456 2 months ago +14566

    You forgot two builings:
    1) A synagogue
    2) Another synagogue you'd NEVER go to

    • @guillermocavalitto6098
      @guillermocavalitto6098 2 months ago +724

      I remember a comedian doing a joke like that about two jews on an island, but i cant quite remember who

    • @HalfMoonInJune
      @HalfMoonInJune 2 months ago +106

      LMAOOO TRUE

    • @alfredredbird
      @alfredredbird 2 months ago +100

      only us jews can find that one funny LOL

    • @teeej5376
      @teeej5376 2 months ago +237

      "That's the one I go to, and that's the one I do not go to"

    • @bcbmonstrousblader9250
      @bcbmonstrousblader9250 2 months ago +14

      You forgot the one for one your broigus with your current one.

  • @KristopherVibert
    @KristopherVibert 24 days ago +40

    17:11 "Oh gosh" run finished you broke one of the first commandments

  • @pupilmusic3197
    @pupilmusic3197 2 months ago +1283

    Someone should make a datapack that smites you if you violate a commandment.

    • @remitiras
      @remitiras 2 months ago +65

      Well, not really, because G-d won't smite you for breaking a commandment. That's not how the Jewish G-d works. But we are actually working on a data pack that will mark a food as kosher or non kosher, will say when shabbat is, and a few other details.

    • @V2_SupremeMachine
      @V2_SupremeMachine 2 months ago +23

      ​@remitirasif you violate too many rules or violate a crucial rule then you can't respawn anymore.

    • @remitiras
      @remitiras 2 months ago

      ​@V2_SupremeMachinewhy wouldn't you be forgiven?

    • @switchblade6233
      @switchblade6233 2 months ago +9

      @V2_SupremeMachineif you violate a rule you are sent to the nether. Aka hell 😂

    • @redstocat5455
      @redstocat5455 2 months ago +1

      Let you get an special bundle and some paper, the papers telling you what religions you wanna respect, once done you throw the bundle and then the run start with the rule of everything you put in the bundle

  • @unsuspiciusyoutubename
    @unsuspiciusyoutubename 2 months ago +2802

    just for those wondering, it's not possible to do all 613 even irl, you would have to be a woman and a man and cohen and a king (cohen\king is conflicting).

    • @xHE110x
      @xHE110x 2 months ago +585

      And some haven't been possible since the destruction of the temple lol

    • @Ilai.s
      @Ilai.s 2 months ago +115

      And all of that only from the Torah, there is more from rabbais

    • @EnderRods
      @EnderRods 2 months ago +27

      I’m Jewish im very familiar on how hard it is to

    • @Solarlion3473
      @Solarlion3473 2 months ago +154

      Especially in the modern day when literally 343 of the commandments are tied to Israel/the Temple... Also divorce is a commandment too but thank God not everyone has to do that.

    • @Gilly2020
      @Gilly2020 2 months ago +180

      Yeah, you're not meant to do all of them, only the ones given to who you are. The funniest part though, Is that he Judaism isn't missionary and he is probably not Jewish, meaning he only had to do 7 very easy laws

  • @IVANOsijek007
    @IVANOsijek007 2 months ago +3037

    12:12
    Bro entered the most holy place and he is not a high priest 💀

    • @joshuacohen8621
      @joshuacohen8621 2 months ago +117

      It was probably yom kippur

    • @RevengeCreatur
      @RevengeCreatur 2 months ago +244

      He entered the Tabernacle impure. That's already an issue. I've posted multiple comments on mistakes like that. You can look through and try to find them 😂

    • @tntwarrior789
      @tntwarrior789 2 months ago +181

      Not even the high priest could enter whenever he wants, only on yom kipper st a specific time

    • @RAMSESIII_2005
      @RAMSESIII_2005 2 months ago +21

      Who says he wasn't the high priest? But yeah I thought that too XD

    • @ww-yu-n2c
      @ww-yu-n2c 2 months ago +27

      Yom kapper ? Does that mean the big day or the biggest day ? I'm an Arabic speaker so i ask to know since that what it's mean in Arabic anyway​@tntwarrior789

  • @SpongeBoyMeBob1999
    @SpongeBoyMeBob1999 Month ago +14

    Minecraft but you must follow the teachings of Confucius.

  • @JohnRobenault
    @JohnRobenault 2 months ago +1142

    Minecraft but you cant break the laws of North Korea

    • @iIiSomeGuyGDiIi
      @iIiSomeGuyGDiIi 2 months ago +39

      me trying to exist without taking a picture of kim jong uns giant golden statue or talking about how amazing he is:

    • @Hanzla2009
      @Hanzla2009 2 months ago +3

      Fr he should make this vid too

    • @Lior_king2
      @Lior_king2 2 months ago +4

      Videos has ended. Nothing enables

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 2 months ago +39

      You open the game, close it, and do ten years of hard labour for owning foreign media

    • @FilipeFxl
      @FilipeFxl Month ago +11

      @vulpes7079 Ten? u are being very generous

  • @KhubiZee
    @KhubiZee 3 months ago +11689

    Steve’s really trying to obtain all the keys to heaven.

    • @DragonHandleAnimations
      @DragonHandleAnimations 3 months ago +431

      Whatever gets me to heaven ahh Steve

    • @Shemiya-Shemiya
      @Shemiya-Shemiya 3 months ago +133

      @DragonHandleAnimations Whatever gets me to heaven ahh Steve

    • @Ecanllo
      @Ecanllo 3 months ago +48

      @Shemiya-Shemiya Whatever gets me to heaven ahh Steve

    • @Minimal_Spaces
      @Minimal_Spaces 3 months ago +31

      @Ecanllo You'll never be troy

    • @Amykirisame
      @Amykirisame 3 months ago +19

      Imagine getting all the keys to heaven Just for them to
      🔑🔑
      🔑🔑
      🗝️🔑
      🔑🔑

  • @pooksan
    @pooksan 3 months ago +2087

    They call you kosher dill the way you were in a pickle with this one

  • @didly_dagabadoo
    @didly_dagabadoo 20 days ago +17

    Minecraft but you can’t break the laws of Calgary, Alberta

  • @licenciadopugberto6736
    @licenciadopugberto6736 3 months ago +4875

    legendary refresh algorithm pull

    • @Unbekannter_Mann
      @Unbekannter_Mann 2 months ago +12

      damn right

    • @Defender-j2n
      @Defender-j2n 2 months ago +7

      wtf is this "pull" shit in every gosh darn video.

    • @typerplay
      @typerplay 2 months ago +3

      ​@Defender-j2nJust another way kids can say "first"

    • @typerplay
      @typerplay 2 months ago

      ​@Defender-j2nJust another way kids are writing"first"

    • @Defender-j2n
      @Defender-j2n 2 months ago +1

      @typerplay i must say that does make sense, as it honestly looks dumb.

  • @axehomicide
    @axehomicide 2 months ago +547

    30% of the video: actually trying to beat the game
    70% of the game: tabernacle

  • @ya7-i9t
    @ya7-i9t 3 months ago +5081

    You held a shovel during the sabbath, that’s kinda illegal

    • @GuyBord0
      @GuyBord0  3 months ago +1477

      Good point

    • @sternodirthy
      @sternodirthy 3 months ago +818

      ​@GuyBord0you gotta do this again youtube boy

    • @adventaterexists
      @adventaterexists 3 months ago +161

      Depends on whether you are reform, conservative, or orthodox. If you are orthodox yeah but conservative and reform are a bit more (for lack of a better word) lenient with that kind of thing.

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 3 months ago +77

      Well, holding it isn't necessarily the same thing as using it for working, and it's unrealistic to imagine being incapable of holding anything on shabbat

    • @IvanNichols-bj4pv
      @IvanNichols-bj4pv 3 months ago +42

      @sternodirthy”it’s RUclips boy” … “he can Minecraft that”
      Popular mmos arrest

  • @TheMadJAM1
    @TheMadJAM1 28 days ago +8

    Judaism actually allows for most rules to be ignored if someone's life is in danger

  • @yiqi-lucas
    @yiqi-lucas 3 months ago +5666

    Cant wait for beating Minecraft while following Zoroastrianism

    • @Turncarpet
      @Turncarpet 3 months ago +98

      was literally thinking that

    • @Arad-u1q
      @Arad-u1q 3 months ago +235

      The only one that bans slavery. In a real Minecraft world that would be disastrous

    • @ComedyPlastic
      @ComedyPlastic 3 months ago +6

      Yes

    • @tgbhyuikpotrdfvbn
      @tgbhyuikpotrdfvbn 3 months ago

      Don't forget Hinduism and Buddhism

    • @rouxgreasus
      @rouxgreasus 3 months ago +9

      i legitimately want this

  • @itisMe04
    @itisMe04 2 months ago +448

    11:27 dude's just casually sitting in the holy of holies without wearing the proper garments.

    • @farpurple
      @farpurple 2 months ago +3

      Iirc while building it's okay, hollyness gets to the place only after its finished..

    • @leprechaungoldpots2252
      @leprechaungoldpots2252 Month ago

      @farpurple doesn;t it have to be dedicated like how the LDS temples have to be dedicated before use?

  • @inbarkoren9112
    @inbarkoren9112 2 months ago +2589

    Don't feel bad for losing in the credits, you actually lost way before - you never prayed BEFORE eating and you cut down an apple tree, and it is forbidden to cut down fruit trees 🙃

    • @LittleSkellie
      @LittleSkellie 2 months ago +363

      And let's not forget it wasn't necessary he killed the chicken and squid, he could get both items through other means 😭

    • @kisu_z
      @kisu_z 2 months ago +115

      oy vey

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 2 months ago +109

      Isn't there an exception to the fruit tree thing if there's a greater need for the wood of the tree?

    • @Labrador78
      @Labrador78 2 months ago +12

      @LittleSkellie how

    • @jake_is_good
      @jake_is_good 2 months ago +91

      @juwebles4352 Yes, in Jewish law preservation of a life is much more important than some of the laws

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 3 days ago +3

    Don't many Jewish communities have wires around them so that they still can do stuff on The Sabbath? Also, I'm pretty sure that Jewish days begin and end at sunset.

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 2 months ago +465

    The “Moses approved” shot of the tabernacle cracked me up

  • @OldCaptainMax
    @OldCaptainMax 3 months ago +2439

    So I'm not really religious, but at about 3:30, I think found a flaw in your methodology. I think that pikuach nefesh, the imperative for the preservation of human life, would let you stop praying if you were being attacked to save yourself. You can break basically any Jewish law to save your life or someone else's.

    • @Amykirisame
      @Amykirisame 3 months ago +326

      Some things are following the rule of "whatever makes the video more interisting", its not ideal when its Something educational but its RUclips so It works

    • @s1lents0unds
      @s1lents0unds 3 months ago +201

      As a Jew yes this is correct, Hashem values your life if you are in grave danger

    • @Guy_on_Youtube
      @Guy_on_Youtube 3 months ago +37

      I wish they followed that rule in Gaza but nope

    • @Guy_on_Youtube
      @Guy_on_Youtube 3 months ago +65

      @s1lents0unds Does this apply to palestinians

    • @Amykirisame
      @Amykirisame 3 months ago +60

      ​@Guy_on_RUclips its cus the state of Israel does not Care about Its own beliefs

  • @idk-i5q4w
    @idk-i5q4w 13 hours ago +1

    Wait until he finds copy and paste

  • @coffeebreadwinner
    @coffeebreadwinner 2 months ago +949

    For anyone wanting to do this challenge: you can get feathers without killing chickens by finding them in shipwreck chests, and you can wait for a squid to kill itself.

    • @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132
      @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132 2 months ago +6

      Thanks but I prefer to burn in hell forever

    • @Khanstant
      @Khanstant 2 months ago +33

      taking from chests that aren't yours seems like stealing.

    • @penguindoor3776
      @penguindoor3776 2 months ago +83

      @Khanstant it is abandoned with no clear sign of retrieval

    • @ΛΔΔ
      @ΛΔΔ 2 months ago

      @Khanstant jews do it all the time

    • @theeyegenius
      @theeyegenius 2 months ago +37

      and! wolves and foxes will kill chickens on their own!

  • @xConchx
    @xConchx 3 months ago +3701

    A few things
    1. Jews actually pray 3 times a day- once in the morning before midday, once in the afternoon before nightfall, and once at night preferably before midnight
    2. Jews make blessings before and after eating, and they differ depending on what you are eating
    3. You don't need to stay in your house all shabbat, you just can't travel a certain distance from where you were when shabbat fell (unless you build an eiruv which I'm not getting into as its very complex)
    4. You shouldn't be handling items of work on shabbat as they are forbidden, therefore you should have placed your shovel, pickaxe, etc. in a chest before shabbat
    5. You don't need to build a tabernacle lol, it was only needed when the jews were stuck in the desert on their way out of slavery in egypt
    6. I notice you have a field. There are many commandments regarding giving a corner of your field to poor people and not benefiting from fruits until their 4th year.
    7. Since the trees in minecraft contain apples, they'd be considered fruit trees. You are forbidden from cutting down fruit trees under jewish law
    8. You can wear gold and Iron armor at the same time, the commandment is only that you shouldn't wear wool mixed with linen
    9. you can eat a lot of bread and make one blessing after lol, you don't continuously repeat the blessing after every bite.
    10. I know this is all for fun and I really enjoyed watching this video, this was just something I wanted to add lol

    • @Imficial
      @Imficial 3 months ago +9

      Yeah metzitzah bpeh

    • @arnoutvanderfeesten924
      @arnoutvanderfeesten924 3 months ago +146

      As a human I think you should not genocide on Palestina, should that not be a rule?

    • @Shaktimaaaaaan
      @Shaktimaaaaaan 3 months ago

      ​@arnoutvanderfeesten924well as human with more than room temperature iq i think palestine shouldn't att@ck a much much more power country than them? But they did it now they are getting the reaction of their actions

    • @ANOYNG
      @ANOYNG 2 months ago +66

      @arnoutvanderfeesten924 There is a rule that allows you to kill someone who tries to kill you

    • @ElkAndTurt
      @ElkAndTurt 2 months ago +467

      @arnoutvanderfeesten924 leave now

  • @SimeonRadivoev
    @SimeonRadivoev 2 months ago +1834

    You broke the law "Not to eat fruit of a tree during its first three years"

    • @user-ii4nm6fk7x
      @user-ii4nm6fk7x 2 months ago +130

      Its only in the land if israel

    • @SunsetCrownGaming
      @SunsetCrownGaming 2 months ago +15

      True… better trust me, I’m a Jew myself

    • @theukulelegirl8064
      @theukulelegirl8064 2 months ago +664

      If you look at the trees in Minecraft they're all older than three years according to their rings! So technically he didn't!

    • @menachemspielman145
      @menachemspielman145 2 months ago +98

      And not to destroy a fruit giving tree 🙈

    • @menachemspielman145
      @menachemspielman145 2 months ago

      ​@user-ii4nm6fk7xthat rule applies everywhere. You're thinking of fruit tithes (shmittah)

  • @jessbian
    @jessbian 14 days ago +4

    he spawned in a dessert in a jewish speedrun😭😭

  • @DonJarvius
    @DonJarvius 2 months ago +353

    Sorry man, but you failed the challenge.
    The Tabernacle is not allowed to be built with any tools of iron.

  • @orirammati7808
    @orirammati7808 2 months ago +394

    Bro didn't put a mezuzah on his doorframe

  • @MrPurol
    @MrPurol 2 months ago +169

    Don't forget to place the mezuzah on the door

  • @LucasPhelps-e4i
    @LucasPhelps-e4i 10 days ago +3

    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @legendares28
    @legendares28 3 months ago +454

    BRO. You're overthinking "Thou shalt not kill." Zombies and skeletons are already dead.

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 3 months ago +55

      Also, isn't it meant in the sense of "shalt not murder"? I don't think it was ever actually intended to forbid self-defense.

    • @JimboJimbo682
      @JimboJimbo682 2 months ago +34

      Also skeletons and zombies are unholy too, skeletons are brought back by necromancy and zombies through a virus. So killing them and other undead/elemental/spirit/demonic mobs are fair game

    • @TheKatti5000
      @TheKatti5000 2 months ago +23

      Yes, but with videos like these, overthinking is a part of the challenge. If you go too lenient on the rules, it's going to be too easy and not as entertaining.

    • @JimboJimbo682
      @JimboJimbo682 2 months ago +1

      ​@TheKatti5000that is a good point, but the challenge rules aren't too lenient, since he gotta follow the Torha

    • @JimboJimbo682
      @JimboJimbo682 2 months ago

      ​​​@TheKatti5000You still think that undead and demonic mobs be on the table still?

  • @preciousjewelamor
    @preciousjewelamor 3 months ago +276

    9:47 is amogus kosher

  • @momom2472
    @momom2472 2 months ago +1038

    As someone who was raised quite religious and attended several years of Jewish education (but is no longer a practicing Jew) I loved this video!! I think you did an amazing job of capturing the spirit of the religion and following it to the best of your ability in Minecraft. Just for fun, I wanted to write out my take on this challenge.
    - I agree with the idea that there's no kosher way to kill an animal in Minecraft, and that doing a vegetarian run is the only way to keep kosher. However, in my opinion, the rule about praying after meals was way more complicated than it needed to be! As long as all the food is consumed within a short period of time to constitute one meal, you don't have to say the prayer after every single piece of food eaten. I think it would've been a fair following of the rule to only say the prayer after a fight was completed.
    That being said, the rules about eating bread are more complicated than other foods. You need to ritually wash your hands before eating bread, and the prayer you say after you're done is several paragraphs long. Following those rules would be significantly harder. Also, as another person already pointed out, you need to pray before eating as well as after eating.
    - Killing in cases of self defense is allowed in Judaism. In my opinion, any of the hostile mobs are fair game to be killed.
    - You can leave your house on Shabbat as long as you're not carrying anything.
    - You don't need to build a tabernacle. That part honestly made me laugh because it feels so absurd as a (former) practitioner of modern Judaism, it's such an archaic practice. As far as I'm aware no one's built one for like 3000 years. Instead, I'd build a mikvah (a ritual bath) and a synagogue.
    - Writing out the entire Torah in books *technically* doesn't create a Torah, it creates a Chumash (which is basically just the Torah in book form). That being said, it is far more common for a person to own a Chumash. Torahs are usually just for synagogues.
    This was a really fun and impressive video. I enjoyed it a lot!!

    • @jasonskeans3327
      @jasonskeans3327 2 months ago +33

      there is fish in minecraft so you can eat fish

    • @liamfabisch3601
      @liamfabisch3601 2 months ago +46

      There is also the fact that you can kill any animal you want, but you just can’t eat there meat unless you killed them correctly way to eat them. So killing a chicken and squid for the products is totally fine

    • @momom2472
      @momom2472 2 months ago +21

      @jasonskeans3327 True! I forgot that you can fish in Minecraft.

    • @Williq1
      @Williq1 2 months ago +5

      How do you create a torah if copying it doesnt count? Does a holyman need to write it?

    • @Princess.Elisheba
      @Princess.Elisheba 2 months ago +29

      ​@Williq1
      Needs to be in a scroll.

  • @Marshmellowhead654
    @Marshmellowhead654 6 days ago +2

    1:40 I feel like it should be even worse when you talk about their G-d like he’s Voldemort

  • @ya7-i9t
    @ya7-i9t 3 months ago +257

    Pikuach Nefesh means if doing a mitzvah would cause you to be put in harms way that you are actually required not to do it. So typing the prayers in between your Blaze fight was actually breaking tora

  • @aleksander2020
    @aleksander2020 2 months ago +156

    I'm fairly certain that a major caveat of the "Thou shall not murder" rule is "He who rises to kill you, rise earlier to kill him first" meaning that if you are certain someone is hostile to you and intends to kill you, you may, and in fact should, kill him first. Also, a major caveat for *most* laws is that you are allowed to break them to save a life. So in a survival situation you don't actually need to follow most of these rules.

    • @Lior_king2
      @Lior_king2 2 months ago +1

      True 👍 ✔️

    • @AverageReplyer
      @AverageReplyer 2 months ago

      ​@Lior_king2not true 👎🚫

    • @AverageReplyer
      @AverageReplyer 2 months ago

      The law about killing someone intending to kill you only allows you to kill someone who actively tries to kill you and you can't stop him by jailing him or any other means

    • @dukefang1001
      @dukefang1001 2 months ago +2

      @AverageReplyer Maybe true 🤙❓

  • @ben8557
    @ben8557 3 months ago +880

    You missed a super easy commandment: put the commandments of the lord on door posts. In real life Jewish houses, you'll find small rectangular boxes called mezuzahs attached the wall by doors. They contain a small scroll with a quote from the Torah. You could have easily done that with a sign!

    • @proto-nm9hr
      @proto-nm9hr 3 months ago +45

      It's called a mezuzah

    • @Imficial
      @Imficial 3 months ago +15

      Metzitzah B'peh.

    • @hsjshdhsjshsh958
      @hsjshdhsjshsh958 2 months ago +6

      ​@Imficial Millions of Christians and Muslims practice FGM. An estimated 230 million women and girls alive today have undergone the procedure. Meanwhile, the vast majority of Jews haven't even heard of Metzitzah B'peh, and almost all Orthodox Jews are strongly against it, as the medical risk it poses entirely contradicts Judaism. No more than a few hundred globally accept this obscure ritual.

    • @Hfhfkhflhflhf
      @Hfhfkhflhflhf 2 months ago

      ​@Imficial An estimated 230 million women and girls alive today have undergone FGM, mostly in Christian and Muslim communities. Meanwhile, the vast majority of Jews haven't even heard of Metzitzah B'peh, and practically all Orthodox and non-Orthodox who have heard of it are strongly against it.

    • @samuelcox4353
      @samuelcox4353 2 months ago +6

      ​@Imficiallargely only practiced in ultra Orthodox communitys

  • @Faxmdm10
    @Faxmdm10 2 months ago +20

    Minecraft but you can’t break the laws of North Korea 🇰🇵💀

    • @michaelwashboard
      @michaelwashboard 2 months ago

      Or South Korea, if we actually want any reliable source of information. For how bad North Korea is, it's not exactly open about what goes on the inside. from what I've heard, South Korea isn't that great, essentially cranking all the bad elements of capitalism to 11 - including legal monopolies that openly tear apart the entire country into an unsustainable country that could completely cease to exist within a few generations.

    • @aramos3639
      @aramos3639 18 days ago

      @michaelwashboard r/pyongyang resident has emerged into the free internet

  • @InternSeraph
    @InternSeraph 2 months ago +183

    the "NOT KOSHER" stamp sent me into absolute orbit but the chat being full of the shema and abridged birkat hamazon when you went to bed quite possibly killed me. peak cinema, truly.

    • @Hamza_Mansoor
      @Hamza_Mansoor 2 months ago +7

      The “heavenly” music he plays explaining the verses takes me out everytime

  • @Michaelcsnek56
    @Michaelcsnek56 3 months ago +913

    “Whatever gets me to heaven” ahh Steve

    • @MFROOL
      @MFROOL 2 months ago

      I can't full my head with bloom

    • @thegovtdoesntcareaboutyou
      @thegovtdoesntcareaboutyou 2 months ago

      Its not what judaism is about

    • @geeseguy1758
      @geeseguy1758 2 months ago +8

      Worst part is that Jews dont even have an official "Heaven" 😭im a jew and all of these rules are just way to hard to follow, i dont even both

    • @MFROOL
      @MFROOL 2 months ago

      ​@geeseguy1758C Moon

    • @MFROOL
      @MFROOL 2 months ago

      ​@jhonmenti3300C moon

  • @ohsalomao
    @ohsalomao 2 months ago +114

    11:47 it does not seems right to get gold from hell to build the tabernacle

    • @subaruxv19
      @subaruxv19 2 months ago +2

      why not? it's where their god lives

    • @xpoft-k1z
      @xpoft-k1z 2 months ago

      ​@subaruxv19Look at yourself, a teen/grown man sitting in his room spreading hate and lies. Pathetic

    • @ItsDaryl_Gamingonyt
      @ItsDaryl_Gamingonyt 2 months ago +20

      ​@subaruxv19no, doesnt he live in heaven according to the torah? What are you on abt? Im not even religious but even i agree thats still messed up to say

    • @TheBlueProot
      @TheBlueProot 2 months ago +4

      ​@subaruxv19 source: yes

    • @kii...___wi
      @kii...___wi 2 months ago +8

      ​@ItsDaryl_Gamingonyt I think he meant to be disrespectful

  • @wondergirl2794
    @wondergirl2794 15 days ago +4

    3:05 you also have to say a blessing BEFORE you eat food, and there are different ones depending on what food you ate. Also, you don't have to say the blessing after eating instantly, there are certain rules (yes, more rules) that tell you how long you can wait under what conditions until it's "too late" for you to say a blessing after eating.

  • @willow7466
    @willow7466 2 months ago +86

    This is the ultimate online algorithm cheat code actually lmao

  • @theredstormer8078
    @theredstormer8078 3 months ago +849

    Killing something that's trying to kill you is by definition not murder.

    • @magnusbane420
      @magnusbane420 2 months ago +81

      That's my biggest pet peeve in language rn. Murder is a crime that needs to fulfill certain criteria (the unlawful killing of another human without justification or valid excuse committed with the necessary intention as defined by law according to Wikipedia) and should not be used in the same breath as manslaughter. Killing people isn't illegal (see executions, self defense, soldiers etc), even when it is morally appalling, like women being hanged for being raped in certain countries.

    • @DerGerdflecklöser
      @DerGerdflecklöser 2 months ago +17

      @magnusbane420 tell me you are German without telling me you are German

    • @thebrightdiamondtp7871
      @thebrightdiamondtp7871 2 months ago +5

      @DerGerdflecklöserJa? NEEIINn!!!

    • @blgf-ch5vn
      @blgf-ch5vn 2 months ago +5

      @DerGerdflecklöser as an American I personally think this is fine

    • @xctkillaprodigyx2586
      @xctkillaprodigyx2586 2 months ago

      @DerGerdflecklöser Oi vey Rabbi your nose came through my screen and poked me in the eye. Here take my shekels and leave please you money hungry disgusting Jew.

  • @leahfischer8835
    @leahfischer8835 2 months ago +398

    For anyone curious on the sabbath we do leave the house. We just cannot carry things outside of the home unless certain circumstances are in place

    • @TheDaniel366Cobra
      @TheDaniel366Cobra 2 months ago +44

      Imagine building an eruv around the village.

    • @crazysanta6641
      @crazysanta6641 2 months ago +5

      You can’t carry clothes outside then?

    • @RandomShmeet
      @RandomShmeet 2 months ago +19

      @crazysanta6641 only things you are wearing
      including jewelry

    • @leahfischer8835
      @leahfischer8835 2 months ago +18

      @crazysanta6641things you’re wearing do not count (so even something like jewelry or a belt is fine) but you can’t have things in your pockets. In most communities they build what’s called an eruv which is basically a string around the community which means it’s considered all one area and you can carry so this only applies where there is no eruv or some sects of Judaism do not believe an eruv has that ability and still would not carry

    • @Absolute_Zero7
      @Absolute_Zero7 2 months ago +8

      @crazysanta6641 Wearables are an exception (pockets aren't). However there are some fun loopholes that you can still exploit such as making carryable items such as keys a part of your wearables. For instance imagine cutting your belt, punching an extra hole in your house key, and using that key as a "glue" to hold the two parts of your belt together. Since you're technically wearing that key, you can carry it with you outside of the Eruv. Judaism is a fun religion.

  • @Cowpoke17
    @Cowpoke17 2 months ago +16

    Dude your editing rocks and this concept is so fun. Definitely learned a few things from this video, super well done. Subscribed !

  • @guymitchell9234
    @guymitchell9234 2 months ago +1378

    as a jew, i can confirm that was the way we beat minecraft

    • @MibuInMalibu
      @MibuInMalibu 2 months ago +30

      🫵🏻🔥👹🔥

    • @Cephalopodica
      @Cephalopodica 2 months ago +5

      Same

    • @rouged0
      @rouged0 2 months ago +90

      im surprised he didn't Grape any villagers

    • @Reid-h2c
      @Reid-h2c 2 months ago +58

      @rouged0 Read the description of the video and also Israel has not raped Palestinian civillians or terrorists, and if they did, it was a select few, and they went to jail for it. It's basically the other way around. Hamas has raped many women that were kidnapped and taken hostage

    • @Alisyed1662real
      @Alisyed1662real 2 months ago +45

      ​​@Reid-h2c your wrong there is no proof that Hamas has raped, not a single piece of evidence but there is VIDEO proof of IDF soldiers doing it to Palestinian prisoners, sybau 🥀✌️

  • @hackidreemurr
    @hackidreemurr 2 months ago +205

    People beat Minecraft without breaking the laws of buddhism. And add a mod which makes you respawn anytime as a random mob

    • @thiago292
      @thiago292 2 months ago +11

      This would be so funny

    • @hackidreemurr
      @hackidreemurr 2 months ago +10

      ​@thiago292 yeah and based on your choices and actions from your previous respawning, you'll respawn as better or worse mobs. So being very buddhism comforming, you might spawn as a very powerful mob like the ender dragon or the wither the next time you respawn. And being very bad probably results into respawning as a fish

    • @clippyandfriends
      @clippyandfriends 2 months ago +1

      I wanna see this!

    • @hamperfranklin9994
      @hamperfranklin9994 2 months ago

      Basically Cosmology of Kyoto

    • @wafflesingsong6715
      @wafflesingsong6715 2 months ago +5

      Here are some more rules:
      1. Completely, utterly pacifistic. You. Can't. Kill. Anything. Can't even make them suffer. So no honey from bees nests, no taking villager crops to the point they would starve, no trapping anything directly, no shearing in cold biomes, shearing constantly in hot biomes, etc.
      2. No intoxicants or anything that alters your character. No potions, no spider eyes, no enchanted grapples, nothing.
      3. Absolutely no stealing or taking anything not caused by your direct effort.
      4. Must show compassion to all beings. If an animal is trapped, you must free it. If a villager does not have a house anymore, you must build one.
      And to make sure you're following the Eightfold Path...
      1. Right View: You must always consider the consequence of Every. Single. Action.
      2. Right Intention: No raging, surviving purely of the absolute bare minimum you have to
      3. Right Speech: Must always narrarate with kindness and honesty. No negative speech.
      4. Right Action: Along with the rules above the Eightfold Path, you can't needlessly destroy the environment.
      5. Right Livelihood: Live in a minimal hut with minimal belongings. No trading from villagers
      6. Right Effort: Must always play calmly and mindfully. No rushing or exploitation. Must take time to let go of any frustration
      7. Right Mindfulness: Must comment on all actions/feelings happening around them or to the player/GuyBord0 himself
      8. Right concentration: Any major event (spawning, building your shelter, building a portal, building your farm, dying, etc) must be proceeded (or succeeded if it happens to you) by 30 minutes of meditation (so be still and crouched. This can be done even more accurately facing a black wall to replicate eyes being closed.)
      That should cover the basics of it!

  • @TuriGamer
    @TuriGamer 2 months ago +227

    16:55 man 100% said "oh my god" here but chickened out of resetting the challenge 😭

  • @ohhmangos
    @ohhmangos 2 months ago +27

    As someone raised jewish and isn't super religious but ethnically I consider myself a jew through and through-- this video was great and hella entertaining. Others have already mentioned a few missteps, but honestly for someone who isn't jewish this is super impressive. Judaism is super nitpicky and we have literal religious texts where religious leaders simply argue with each other over EVERYTHING, so it's really cool to see you try to balance all of the intricacies. In a time where it's been a bit rough, it's nice to see a sort of appreciation of our culture. So, thank you.

  • @KIBUTSUJI_77
    @KIBUTSUJI_77 2 months ago +204

    5:25 bro forgot to pray in the morning

    • @rando_shi
      @rando_shi 2 months ago +6

    • @opticfloyyyd
      @opticfloyyyd 2 months ago +17

      True, but as others have said and I will tell you personally, when in a life or death situation, most rules can be ignored at least temporarily. There are some that can’t be ignored like praying to other gods. But for the most part, it’s generally accepted that in a life or death situation if you can’t afford to do certain things, you’ll be fine. Also Jews don’t believe in hell or heaven as a definite. Essentially hell is a place where souls go to be cleansed before going to heaven, I say this, because unlike other religions committing a sin is not the same in Judaism as it is in other religions. As long as it just means that your soul needs to be cleansed for longer. By the way, I was told Judaism is that if you have good intentions, and you intend on keeping your mitzvahs, then you’ll be good. Though, I converted conservative Judaism so this is just my opinion.

    • @alanadi5825
      @alanadi5825 2 months ago +2

      In Islam
      Prayer is daily (fajr,dhuhur,asr,Maghrid and isha

    • @gael706
      @gael706 2 months ago

      ​@opticfloyyyd If I remember correctly, in Judaism everyone is born with a mission they don't know, and if they die without fulfilling that mission or if they did something wrong, they simply reincarnate and have the opportunity to do it again until they achieve it

    • @Mamama-l6e
      @Mamama-l6e 21 day ago

      True

  • @Aemilianus533
    @Aemilianus533 3 months ago +1335

    As a Jew something I've got to mention. You can ignore all of the commandments in a life-or-death situation. It's called Pikuach Nefesh "a principle that the preservation of human life overrides virtually any other religious law or commandment". For example, if you're almost dead from hunger and the only thing to eat is pork, you're allowed to eat it.

    • @shemward8126
      @shemward8126 3 months ago +171

      Also Jewish, this is what I was thinking the entire time when he was stopping to pray while being actively attacked. Like Bro! Pikuach nefesh!

    • @ofrigal9557
      @ofrigal9557 3 months ago +53

      also as a jew, not all commandments are overwritten when in danger, there are still 4 that you are not allowed to break and are required to give your life in place of breaking

    • @eraticatorr
      @eraticatorr 3 months ago +30

      ​@ofrigal9557well dont leave me hanging?? what 4 are those!!!

    • @not_vinkami
      @not_vinkami 3 months ago +29

      So... he could have just finish the fights before praying for eating food this whole time?

    • @humid3208
      @humid3208 3 months ago +4

      @ofrigal9557sameee what are those four

  • @Barak_34
    @Barak_34 2 months ago +725

    4:39 As a religious Jew, there is a law that says if a person comes to kill you, you must kill him and save your own life.

    • @yulurkinbrah
      @yulurkinbrah 2 months ago +12

      what about Avodah Zarah 26b
      “A gentile-it is forbidden to rescue him from a pit... and forbidden to heal him.” you people are absolutely repulsive. Jesus is your messiah.

    • @kvikerplays1684
      @kvikerplays1684 2 months ago +41

      must? like absolutely must? oh and do you do metzitzah b'peh

    • @Balake-d7s
      @Balake-d7s 2 months ago +6

      @yulurkinbrah what do you have to say about leviticus stating that men are worth more than women?

    • @DannyInTheHood
      @DannyInTheHood 2 months ago +13

      ​@kvikerplays1684g-d save Aisha🆘️🤞

    • @ItzMeLol-v3y
      @ItzMeLol-v3y 2 months ago

      @kvikerplays1684 yes. But it’s only if you are absolutely sure (without any doubt) that this person wants to k*ll you, this person is going to try to k*ll you, and there is no other way to stop person from doing it

  • @redminute6605
    @redminute6605 Hour ago +1

    16:45 you said "oh my gosh!".

  • @Yes-i-card
    @Yes-i-card 2 months ago +328

    Jew here, there probably should’ve been a rule to say the shema if you’re in a place where you could die, in case you do, since the laws of Judaism encourage that one’s last words are the shema

    • @yulurkinbrah
      @yulurkinbrah 2 months ago

      why don’t you tell the fine people of this comment section that your talmud equates them to dogs. you people hold some of the most repulsive beliefs i’ve ever come across. Jesus is your messiah.

    • @ErwinWBik
      @ErwinWBik 2 months ago +41

      Also, life and survival are the ultimate laws, for example you can eat non-kosher foods if the alternative is starving to death. So, not praying in an active war zone might be forgiven as well.

    • @OmarSamara-f9j
      @OmarSamara-f9j 2 months ago +8

      FREE PALESTINE

    • @yolk_inyoureggs
      @yolk_inyoureggs 2 months ago

      ​@OmarSamara-f9j no

    • @dertruppenfunpark1020
      @dertruppenfunpark1020 2 months ago +5

      Get well soon

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 2 months ago +43

    Dude is covering his basis so he can never pick the wrong faith.

  • @madisonarsenault629
    @madisonarsenault629 2 months ago +692

    this guy’s a more devout jew in minecraft than I am in real life

  • @redminute6605
    @redminute6605 Hour ago

    7:11 that's an... ehm... unfortunate "meme".

  • @Saelen-o4p
    @Saelen-o4p 2 months ago +53

    Beating minecraft while you can't break scientology rules

  • @5rcane
    @5rcane 2 months ago +98

    If you assumed that the villagers are Jewish too, that means that the villagers practice Peah. That means that they grow the corner of their fields for passing travellers, so you can take from the corner of villager's fields.

    • @AxytheAxolotl-t7t
      @AxytheAxolotl-t7t 2 months ago +6

      fun fact: notch was antisemitic and literally based the villagers on antisemitic stereotypes: greedy and rich, big noses, golems (which are a part of jewish folklore). so in a way, yes

    • @seamastertheuloat
      @seamastertheuloat 2 months ago +5

      @AxytheAxolotl-t7ti dont like notch but i am pretty sure he didnt create villagers with trading in mind

    • @AxytheAxolotl-t7t
      @AxytheAxolotl-t7t 2 months ago

      ​@seamastertheuloathe may not have, but he certainly did have antisemitism in mind

    • @idrinkmotoroil9120
      @idrinkmotoroil9120 2 months ago

      lmao jewish people wouldn't do that

    • @idrinkmotoroil9120
      @idrinkmotoroil9120 2 months ago +1

      ​@AxytheAxolotl-t7t what source did you get this from?

  • @OrbitalBones
    @OrbitalBones 2 days ago +1

    So caveat to the fighting: Self defense isn't murder. It isn't murder if you are defending yourself from something that wants to take your life.

  • @AllHail-Megatron
    @AllHail-Megatron 2 months ago +129

    0:15 uh I can confirm this is true

    • @valvevacs
      @valvevacs 2 months ago +1

      Out of curiosity in hebrew Jews don’t say God correct but rather something like Hashem which translates to something like sacred name or the name correct?

    • @AllHail-Megatron
      @AllHail-Megatron 2 months ago

      ​@valvevacs I don't know I'm from a Muslim family yes Israelis and Palestinians practice the same thing of circumcising their sons around the time they are infants

    • @Baconister6
      @Baconister6 2 months ago

      ​@valvevacsas an Israeli, (not a believer), I can say that Hashem is Hebrew for "the name" in English. The sacred name for God in Judahism is smth like "Yehoveh".

    • @valvevacs
      @valvevacs 2 months ago +1

      @Baconister6but what would be “God” literally translated in english from hebrew

    • @Baconister6
      @Baconister6 2 months ago

      ​@valvevacs"Elohim" or "Elokym" if you arent talking to him directly

  • @boogiesarcade
    @boogiesarcade 2 months ago +125

    0:35 bro nobodys getting to Olam Ha-Ba

    • @iluvgutsandblackpowder_5
      @iluvgutsandblackpowder_5 2 months ago

      Dw bro

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 2 months ago +5

      For those who don't know: this literally means "The World to Come" and more idiomatically means "Heaven / the afterlife"

    • @R0DBS
      @R0DBS 2 months ago +1

      @columbus8myhw”The Next World”

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 2 months ago

      @R0DBS That's a good translation too, I forgot that "ha-ba" can be translated as both "coming" and "next"

    • @ShmuliBrusowankin
      @ShmuliBrusowankin 2 months ago

      U automatically get there after a year

  • @TheWisestMysticaltree
    @TheWisestMysticaltree 2 months ago +435

    1:43 As a jew you failed in the first minute because it's forbidden to chop fruit trees even during war

    • @Champion_Judas
      @Champion_Judas 2 months ago +30

      Huh, I'm Jewish too and even I didn't know that. Guess you learn something new each day! 😊

    • @pallukun
      @pallukun 2 months ago +9

      are they true fruit trees? they drop fruit but are called oak which isnt a fruit tree

    • @TheWisestMysticaltree
      @TheWisestMysticaltree 2 months ago +41

      @pallukun i know it's oak but in the minecraft universe they drop apples, so it's a fruit tree. therefore it's forbidden to chop it down

    • @laineylarsen245
      @laineylarsen245 2 months ago +2

      Okay I thought there was a tree-related commandment since I knew there were several religious holidays about it but I couldn't remember - thank you!

    • @ShadowStray_
      @ShadowStray_ 2 months ago +9

      thank you Wise Mystical Tree for your tree knowledge 🌳 🙏

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 28 days ago +3

    By far the silliest way I’ve ever learned anything about a culture foreign to me lol

  • @southpawcyclops
    @southpawcyclops 2 months ago +42

    6:44 I actually like simple builds like this, I feel modern Minecraft design is too busy with gradients and detailing

  • @ItsCodz
    @ItsCodz 3 months ago +297

    18:49 Actual jump scare holy

    • @Aurora_Animates
      @Aurora_Animates 2 months ago +10

      Did we need that reveal bro 💔

    • @JohnnySilverPenis
      @JohnnySilverPenis 2 months ago +1

      ​@Aurora_Animates yes WE needed the armpit reveal 🤤💦

    • @zack-the-storm-qn506
      @zack-the-storm-qn506 2 months ago +1

      ​@Aurora_AnimatesThat reveal we did not want, but we did deserve

    • @TPG128
      @TPG128 2 months ago +3

      i licked my screen man ffs

    • @Hanzla2009
      @Hanzla2009 2 months ago +2

      ​@Aurora_Animatesi dont think so🙂

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 3 months ago +301

    9:02
    As someone who converted to Orthodox Judaism, I remember the first time I went to a syngogue and the Rabbi forgot the English translation for acacia... this prompted half the symagogue ti immediately start arguing with himself and eachother over what the word would be. For ten minutes.
    It was then that I knew I found my people.

    • @det_solar
      @det_solar 3 months ago

      SO you were a not-orthodox jew?

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 2 months ago +41

      Of the religions I have experience with, if I was forced to choose one it'd probably be Judaism. I think it is funny, but most logical that I'd be able to argue with God to some extent. They also seem to actually know what they are talking about in synagogue, unlike every church I've ever had the misfortune of being in.

    • @thalesgames2929
      @thalesgames2929 2 months ago +18

      @Gandhi_Physique Christianism is actually one religion where you not only are allowed to debate about the bible but one that teaches us to do so. In corinthians paul writes "if Christ be not risen, then our preaching is vain, and your faith is also vain.", which means that we should investigate our own religion. Christianity invites you to investigate it, because it knows Christ is the truth, so even if you try your hardest researching against it, you will know Christ is the truth.

    • @Sir5tache
      @Sir5tache 2 months ago

      ​@Gandhi_Physique wait how does debating with an qll knowing being responsible? Lol

    • @diehounderdoggenalt
      @diehounderdoggenalt 2 months ago +67

      It's a religion for nerds, by nerds. The Talmud is the world's greatest Forum Thread Which Got Way Out Of Hand.

  • @sandrotsiklauri5180
    @sandrotsiklauri5180 2 months ago +2

    6:00 finally some speedrun youtuber who doesnt call dirt hut a house

  • @francis-m1z
    @francis-m1z 2 months ago +64

    seeing the chat full of the shema and hamozi is when i knew you committed to the bit😂love it, great vid. surprisingly accurate too.

  • @SRon.11
    @SRon.11 2 months ago +88

    3:14 you forgot mincha. which is basicly just praying the 18 brachas

    • @detex248
      @detex248 2 months ago +5

      Well to be fair he didn't say the full Shacharit or Arvit/Maariv either

    • @SRon.11
      @SRon.11 2 months ago +1

      ​@detex248yeah.

    • @F1nalCon
      @F1nalCon 2 months ago

      He can’t do it though he doesn’t have 10 men

    • @SRon.11
      @SRon.11 2 months ago +1

      ​@F1nalConthat's different.. you can still pray. You just can say kadish.

    • @ShmuliBrusowankin
      @ShmuliBrusowankin 2 months ago

      ​@SRon.11 he probably pushed mincha and marriv into one. And he doesnt even have teffilin.

  • @harri822
    @harri822 14 days ago +3

    14:38 - "Oh my Gosh", originated from "Oh my God", which is taking the lords name in vein, runs dead.

    • @TheFriendlyTrollKing
      @TheFriendlyTrollKing 10 days ago

      Eh, god is a vibe kinda monster.
      And you failed the vibe check in “vein”

  • @jacobqyv
    @jacobqyv 2 months ago +1134

    As a Jew who is Extremely Familiar with Jewish Laws, here are things you failed at
    1: Fish is allowed, just not shellfish. No Ethical Killing Required, and Fish does not count as Meat either, so Dairy Works with it
    2: You can Break Every Single Rule if you're trying to save your life
    3: Fun Fact, to make a Torah, all you have to do is write a Single Letter in one and that Counts

    • @Adir-Yosef
      @Adir-Yosef 2 months ago +60

      he could have killed a lot more entities as well.
      all hostile mobs and every neutral mob that decided to start a fight.

    • @Jh5kRadio
      @Jh5kRadio 2 months ago +31

      Single letter? So like, the Hebrew equivalent of the letter E would've been enough?

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 2 months ago +20

      I didn’t know this- which letter, the first ב?

    • @ErezTsfira
      @ErezTsfira 2 months ago +148

      If you are about to die you can break any of the 613 mitzvot except for 3 which are:
      Idle worship
      Killing someone innocent
      Or adultery

    • @ErezTsfira
      @ErezTsfira 2 months ago +15

      The first letter is א

  • @physchy945
    @physchy945 2 months ago +121

    You needed to donate some of those apples that fell to the floor

    • @YasirAli-xe7hr
      @YasirAli-xe7hr 2 months ago

      bsfr 😭

    • @thenegafish
      @thenegafish 2 months ago +5

      He doesn't have a mishkan to do that in so it is forgiven.

    • @Gilly2020
      @Gilly2020 2 months ago

      There aren't any other ppl tho

    • @marisacosmos
      @marisacosmos 2 months ago +3

      @Gilly2020 There are villagers, they need tzedakah

    • @Rudster14
      @Rudster14 2 months ago +1

      Only if he's in Israel

  • @wafflesingsong6715
    @wafflesingsong6715 2 months ago +171

    I have an idea to make "Minecraft but I can't break the laws of Buddhism."
    1. Completely, utterly pacifistic. You. Can't. Kill. Anything. Can't even make them suffer. So no honey from bees nests, no taking villager crops to the point they would starve, no trapping anything directly, etc.
    2. No intoxicants or anything that alters your character. No potions, no spider eyes, no enchanted grapples, nothing.
    3. Absolutely no stealing or taking anything not caused by your direct effort.
    4. Must show compassion to all beings. If an animal is trapped, you must free it. If a villager does not have a house anymore, you must build one.
    And to make sure you're following the Eightfold Path...
    1. Right View: You must always consider the consequence of Every. Single. Action.
    2. Right Intention: No raging, surviving purely of the absolute bare minimum you have to
    3. Right Speech: Must always narrarate with kindness and honesty. No negative speech.
    4. Right Action: Along with the rules above the Eightfold Path, you can't needlessly destroy the environment.
    5. Right Livelihood: Live in a minimal hut with minimal belongings. No trading from villagers
    6. Right Effort: Must always play calmly and mindfully. No rushing or exploitation. Must take time to let go of any frustration
    7. Right Mindfulness: Must comment on all actions/feelings happening around them or to the player/GuyBord0 himself
    8. Right concentration: Any major event (spawning, sleeping, waking up, building your shelter, building a portal, building your farm, dying, etc) must be proceeded (or succeeded if it happens to you) by 30 minutes of meditation (so be still and crouched. This can be done even more accurately facing a black wall to replicate eyes being closed.)
    That should cover the basics of it! I'd love to see you try! In essence, it's basically a pacifistic ironman run with some extra rules here and there.

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 2 months ago +11

      As a buddhist
      1. Can be bypassed if its life or death (can only kill hostile mobs, but only if you are cornered)
      4. You also have to rescue any mob that are under threat of being killed (villager chased by zombie, chicken chased by fox)
      Now for the 8fold path
      2. No idle speech (lol)
      5. You can trade, but only for necessities and no trading in weapons, living beings, meat, liquor, or poisons
      7. never be absent minded, being conscious of what one is doing; this encourages the awareness of the impermanence of body, feeling and mind,
      8. There is no official statement on how long meditation should be

    • @wafflesingsong6715
      @wafflesingsong6715 2 months ago

      ​​​​​@tofferooni4972Hello from a fledgling Seon!
      1. This is true, actually. I would say, however, killing the mob isn't a good idea if it is no longer an obstacle. So once you are no longer cornered, you are not allowed to keep striking the mob.
      ------
      5. Technically true, but how quickly you can secure basic resources, trading can become lobha/tanha extremely quickly. It's best to be avoided.
      8. True, but 30 minutes (in Minecraft time 15 seconds) is enough to make it a challenging impact. Otherwise they can just crouch still for three seconds and that is it.
      Thank you for refining this list!

    • @ancientgamer694
      @ancientgamer694 2 months ago +2

      So, just a thought, could he just retry after dying through reincarnation? Because it's in the nature of reality that lots of 'runs' fail at achieving enlightenment and get thrown back into the cycle of life again

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 2 months ago +5

      ​@ancientgamer694the thing with reincarnation is you lose evrrything, so its as good as a hardcore run.

    • @wafflesingsong6715
      @wafflesingsong6715 2 months ago

      ​​​​​@ancientgamer694 Not EVERY Buddhist believes in literal reincarnation as well as what @tofferooni4972 states. A lot of Zen Buddhists (like myself) see it as a more metaphysical concept highlighting the impermanence of the self. You "reincarnate" by walking through every door literal and figurative, and maybe when your atoms become other things when your current form ceases, and your conceptual self via what people think of you living on through their thoughts, to put it heuristically.

  • @TheMadJAM1
    @TheMadJAM1 28 days ago +2

    I've wondered if I can eat bread in Minecraft during Passover

  • @jewish_metalhead
    @jewish_metalhead 2 months ago +71

    While hilarious, I want to add a few tidbits regarding the laws of Judaism.
    Judaism has a princepal that not many people outside of it know of, that essentially decrees that should it be nescesary, you may ignore certain obligations. The most note-worth scenario is one where danger to your life is imminent, also known as a life/death scenario. Because of this law and the nature of survival mode, not only would you be allowed to hold off on the grace after meals untill you are in a position where it is comfortable for you to do so, but you would also be allowed to ignore any and all Kashrut laws when at low health.
    Also, building a tabernacle without approval from the proper rabbinic authority is akin to heresy, so instead we just use a synagogue nowadays.

    • @flydrop8822
      @flydrop8822 2 months ago +5

      Wouldnt it be ok to build the tabernacle since there is no proper rabbinic authority in minecraft?

    • @jewish_metalhead
      @jewish_metalhead 2 months ago +6

      ​@flydrop8822By that logic, it wouldn't be the tabernacle, now would it?

    • @jewish_metalhead
      @jewish_metalhead 2 months ago

      @loudnoises1913 Perhaps. In an instance where you can;t find any Rabbinic authority, you are your own rabbi.

  • @FTFSupremacy07
    @FTFSupremacy07 3 months ago +99

    4:17 murder is killing without any good reason, just pure spite, the Bible actually commands to kill criminals.

    • @HarveySmith-x4b
      @HarveySmith-x4b 3 months ago +21

      But only by a beit din (court), and only in *incredibly* specific circumstances. The Talmud actually says that a beit din that killed one person in seventy years was considered cruel

    • @dWSCdWSC
      @dWSCdWSC 2 months ago +8

      @HarveySmith-x4b This is regarding killing a criminal with witnesses that is deserving of death. But if one can save someone's life by killing the murderer before the murder, then you are commanded to do so

    • @ExtremeVoicez
      @ExtremeVoicez 2 months ago +2

      It dosent

    • @RevengeCreatur
      @RevengeCreatur 2 months ago +1

      ​@dWSCdWSCyes, that is 💯 correct.

    • @Gilly2020
      @Gilly2020 2 months ago +2

      Not true. The only case you can kill someone is to stop him killing someone else. The only people allowed to execute is a Beit Din. Also, even they will hardly ever give a death sentence

  • @jonrabinovitch3565
    @jonrabinovitch3565 2 months ago +36

    7:17 in the sabbet you are not allowed to touch anything that is considers a "mokzhe'' which means any thing that is used for work or makimg the forbiden tasks(melachot), which includes work tool such as a shovel, this makes this run, certificate not kosher!

    • @Robot_creepr
      @Robot_creepr 2 months ago +3

      And his is playing Minecraft on the sabbath, I don’t think you can do that…

  • @MooseMeadows
    @MooseMeadows 2 months ago +2

    17:02 "duuuudddeee bensons gonna be pisssssed"

  • @Cass0wary_399
    @Cass0wary_399 3 months ago +355

    Do Buddhism and Hinduism next.

    • @rayanchenafa8346
      @rayanchenafa8346 3 months ago +15

      It's already been done by people copying his content.

    • @SyloPlayss
      @SyloPlayss 3 months ago +51

      @rayanchenafa8346it’s still best when he does it

    • @vfefe
      @vfefe 3 months ago +7

      @rayanchenafa8346 he should do it himself

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 3 months ago +8

      I don't know how Buddhism would be possible. I can't think of any exception that would make killing blazes okay

    • @John-i7o
      @John-i7o 3 months ago

      ​@shreknskrubgaming7248 also isn't Buddhism incredibly diverse,from so many rules to no rules at all though?

  • @AYndem
    @AYndem 3 months ago +636

    I came immediately in both ways

  • @wygel
    @wygel 3 months ago +66

    Ender dragon is a verified Amalek

  • @mioakiha
    @mioakiha 8 days ago +3

    failed run, you didn't attack or blow up any villages with tnt

  • @theghosthero6173
    @theghosthero6173 3 months ago +64

    The Five vows of Jainism could be a fun challenge run, it's a little known pacifist religion from India, in which members often use a broom to swipe the floor where they stand to not kill microscopic insect by mistake

  • @marattaibolsynov
    @marattaibolsynov 2 months ago +27

    11:58 what a blue collar sponge song you ve got there

  • @vaultechwithsoup6569
    @vaultechwithsoup6569 2 months ago +75

    You failed at 1:05 by not censoring God in the category's title

    • @Greenflextiger
      @Greenflextiger 2 months ago +2

      it's not the word god it's his name that shell be censored😂😂😂 god yalll are really danse

    • @vaultechwithsoup6569
      @vaultechwithsoup6569 2 months ago +7

      @Greenflextiger Except he censors it in the actual rule, so by his standards, it is violating the rule

    • @YellowBirb-ms6mm
      @YellowBirb-ms6mm 2 months ago

      @vaultechwithsoup6569the run didn’t even start chillax twin

    • @vaultechwithsoup6569
      @vaultechwithsoup6569 2 months ago +2

      @YellowBirb-ms6mm He censored it, in the actual rules, which to me means it mattered then.

    • @EtaiMeir
      @EtaiMeir 2 months ago +1

      WRONG
      He isn't spelling it with full caps so its fine

  • @TwitterMutual
    @TwitterMutual 2 months ago +2

    11:14 They got Rouxls Kaard building the tabernacle

  • @ΟσΜαν
    @ΟσΜαν 2 months ago +56

    "Oh my Gosh" 16:45

    • @Kpaow3
      @Kpaow3 2 months ago

      "gosh" is not the Lords name saying it is fine

    • @MaccaOJ
      @MaccaOJ 2 months ago +25

      Gosh is literally a substitute for the word God

    • @TheBlueProot
      @TheBlueProot 2 months ago +1

      ​@MaccaOJ same thing?

    • @MaccaOJ
      @MaccaOJ 2 months ago +5

      ​@TheBlueProot Do they sound the same to you?

    • @nom4rgo
      @nom4rgo 2 months ago +1

      ​@TheBlueProotnah its like when he said Freaking instead of F'cking because it's forbidden to swear

  • @tntwarrior789
    @tntwarrior789 2 months ago +37

    15:24 thats not true, its only 2 specific fabrics thay cant be worn if they are sown together, you can wear other fabrics at the same time

    • @lamola4414
      @lamola4414 2 months ago +6

      He probably did it to make it more challenging

    • @tntwarrior789
      @tntwarrior789 2 months ago +3

      ​@lamola4414 that would make sense