Who wouldn't relate, im 15 and feel that, a slight malformation in my thigh bones leads to lot of back pains, and near sightedness gave me really bad headaches, among other things
3:43 gotta love how he looked straight at the camera after stating that he could swear for real, implying as though he had expected somebody in the future to view the footage
I want a TVMA version of the show, where the only difference is that In “not what he seems” on the security camera (3:45) he doesn’t say waffles, he just swears immediately.
@@FarrahKeks in the first part he says she miss him, like miss his company but actually it was miss like can't throw the things at him. I think that's it
I also like the joke directly after that with the Hipster teenagers, "I eat kids but we're kids it's Heavens punishment for a terrible taste in everything"
Interesting fact: Stan said marriage is terrible because he was married for about 48 hours. the bride only wanted stans car. I know this because I read the journal.
And theoretically...it could be the owl lady from owl house since she mentioned this story in and very similar way from what Stan mentioned and to be fair...I think they would get along
@@justaperson4656 the journal describes Stans ex-wife and it fits eda to a t. Gray hair, has a shirt that says "thirty and flirty" (which she had in concept art). Plus, as someone said they'd mesh well together, and you dont marry someone (even a Vegas marriage) unless you had a good reason
5:11 it's moments like this when you have to ask yourself the important question. Should I eat a plate full of marshmallows or chase some money on a string
“When there’s no cops around, anything is legal!”
-Grunkle Stan
No no, he’a got a point
Well yes but no kinda
Fun fact, when I read this comment, the exact same quote popped up.
He is certainly right!
A reinvention of the classic "if i don't see it, it's not illegal"
I’m starting to realize how much this show structured my humor today and I couldn’t be happier
We all wanted to be the twins but we all grew up to be Grunkle Stan
@@alexdionisos LMAOOO TRUE
Billy and Mandy fucked up my humor as well
@@alexdionisos id say that is the best outcome
@@alexdionisos i *want* to grow up to be grunkle stan
Grunkle stan should be allowed to curse.
Hero Games
Toph shpuld also swear
@@purple_pineapple8706 no that’s too much power
@Hero Games if he could swear he wouldn’t say son of a b he would say son of a bitch
In spanish is:
Oh, estoy solo...
PUEDO DECIR TODO LO QUE QUIERA
*inhales*
DESGRACIADO-
@Hero Games on here you can say the full word
"I may be a duchess, but I'm also a WOMAN"
and then his reaction.
i always quote that
Grunkle Stan 100% would’ve watched Bridgerton 😩
Stan watching and loving Downton Abbey is canon in my mind.
It's just like my life... in a way.
R e a l i t y t v
“I’ve got a mullet Stanford!”
That is a compelling argument
Me: *laughs in growing mullet*
@@rosegirl3220 Indeed, I can see how this would be an issue
Underrated moment.
Truly, the worst of fates
I'm gonna be a weird mix of Grunkle Stan and Uncle Iroh when I'm old.
Drinking tea and breaking laws.
Life goals
How about a mix of Stan, Iroh and Rick Sanchez?
The result would be a chaotic old man
Iroh technically was a war criminal and broke a lot of laws
@@abhay4147 Drinking tea, breaking laws, and getting away with the laws you broke.
*Y* SAME.
“Finally! An excuse to punch a teenager!”
🤣🤣
He's spitting facts
3:10
LMFAOSOSKS
@@kiiidlm5173 wut?
It’s hard to get these out of context when you’ve watched all of these episodes too many times for the average human
True
I felt that.
Ikr
Step 1: get amnesia
Step 2: whats step 2 again? I forgot
I watch the entire series 3 times a week
"Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic badger, to stay in this crazy game called life"
Me: Agreed.
"Or you could just not care"
Agreed
How does your life get that low
I feel like that should be the Lore to FNaF
william aftonbbe like
0:47 The fact that this still cracks me up years later just shows how funny Gravity Falls is.
*i e a t k i d s*
- Stanley Pines 2021
-Mom, will the giant face eat us?
-Yes son it will
What's with that guy just running in place
@@honacat it’s Stanley pines
@@Im_Bad_at_Games damn sorry-
Sadly, I know all of the context.
Well if you think about it, that’s also a good thing showing that you’re a hardcore gravity falls fan!
Same
@@Poyo_Chainsaw true
sadly?
Just think of it out of context
2:08 I don't know if it gets weirder or less weird when you realize that Alex Hirsch had to say that to himself.
My response: 2:17
Your welcome 🤗!
My ex wife still missed me.. BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER! ...HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER
You see it’s funny because MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE
@@Blazedasonic HMM
*leaves*
WHAT??
GOING TO THE GOLF COURSE AFTER DARK YOU SAY?
@@honacat I dunno, you'd have to break in and... JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN!
stan is like a human mr. crabs
Indeed, Wish I an uncle like him
except stan actually cares about his kids
Except he’s more down to earth
Agreed
@@aesthedicks5103 mr krabs also cares about pearl though
Man, can't believe I'm watching all these old compilations of... FEBRUARY OF THIS YEAR?
This fandom won't die, eh?
Never
WE ARE IMORTAL
It got 2 new members (one returning, one joining) in 2020 :)
@@DeutschiTV and another new one like last month :D
*N E V E R*
3:56
MONEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!
Stan Pines is my spirit Animal, I don’t care what y’all say
Agreed.
The second thing we need in The future
*Slam*
Same
i just crack up looking at ford's stoic expression in that scene xD
Alternate title: six minutes and one/two seconds of pure comedy
Edit: you can stop replying about the seconds now
*two seconds
@@h24manu 1
Two
2
@@TixGames 2
count the zero
"Another day, another random body pain"
Same Stan, same...
Who wouldn't relate, im 15 and feel that, a slight malformation in my thigh bones leads to lot of back pains, and near sightedness gave me really bad headaches, among other things
the fact that this only has 29 views is tragic
Not any more....
@@Blazedasonic I know! I'm so happy
@@evelynjoy4466 Same!
The fact that this comment only has 29 likes is tragic
*7k views later*
3:43 gotta love how he looked straight at the camera after stating that he could swear for real, implying as though he had expected somebody in the future to view the footage
because hes referring to being able able to swear because hes not on screen when he said it
3:43 - 3:51
"Gah, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!"
Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real!!
"SON OF A ........."
That's him alright
BEEEEEEEP
Peak cartoon
Can I have my hands back? *I have a certain gesture I’d like to share with you*
Its even better for some reason that mabel covered her ears
"When there's no cops around everything is legal!"
Grunkle stan 2024 everyone.
Grunkle Stan > Biden/ Trump
@@andrewkind2820 Yeah
4:44 “Grunkle Stan are you wearing a blindfold?”
“Nah but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that a woodpecker?”
I’m fuckin dying.
me too!
Just like Stan and the kids when he sees a woodpecker
@@h24manu LOL XD
That quote is so nostalgic for me because I was able to watch the earlier episodes a lot more
My favorite line
I want a TVMA version of the show, where the only difference is that In “not what he seems” on the security camera (3:45) he doesn’t say waffles, he just swears immediately.
Son of a gun
That would just be TV-14
@@_PickleProductions it was a reference to that post about Phineas and Ferb and “fuck you perry the platypus!!!”
I finally got his "but her aim is getting better" joke
In my native language it just doesn't make sense so it's nice finally getting the joke
What does the joke mean? The only thing I get from it is that his ex wife has gotten better at shooting stuff.
@@FarrahKeks in the first part he says she miss him, like miss his company but actually it was miss like can't throw the things at him. I think that's it
@@mariajulia2497 I see thank you!
“Get it, cause marriage is terrible”
3:54 that freaking hissing!! It got me. 😂
Your pfp scares me
*M O N E E E E E E E E E E Y. 💰*
Same 🤣
@@honacat first-degree llamacide
@@raccoon6997 that llama knew too much
Man do I miss this show
But my aim is getting better!
BUT YA AIM IS GETTING BETTER
@@Th3A1mighty ya see its funny because this show is terr-(every gravity falls fan locates to my position)terriably GOOD p-please spare me
😂😂
I LIVE FOR THE COMMENT AND THE TWO REPLYS AFTER THAT I CANT-
@@dani3lda1by81 say sike right now
Grunkle stan: let her rip soos
Soos:Oh no a letter ripped
Grunkle stan:WHAT THE H *the H falls. Years later this parts is still funny
One of the best puns
I also like the joke directly after that with the Hipster teenagers, "I eat kids but we're kids it's Heavens punishment for a terrible taste in everything"
Interesting fact: Stan said marriage is terrible because he was married for about 48 hours. the bride only wanted stans car.
I know this because I read the journal.
Dang
And theoretically...it could be the owl lady from owl house since she mentioned this story in and very similar way from what Stan mentioned and to be fair...I think they would get along
@@azel7056 eDA?!
highkey makes sense tho
@@azel7056 I'M SORRY WHAT -
@@justaperson4656 the journal describes Stans ex-wife and it fits eda to a t. Gray hair, has a shirt that says "thirty and flirty" (which she had in concept art). Plus, as someone said they'd mesh well together, and you dont marry someone (even a Vegas marriage) unless you had a good reason
Grunkle Stan is ALWAYS out of context.
Me after 13 years of school: 5:59
Underrated
Relatable
This was a mistake
Basically
LMAO
"You think you've got problems? I've got a mullet Stanford, a MULLET!!"
“I’VE GOT A MULLET STANFORD!!!”
The man has truly hit rock bottom
TV, it knows what I want!
I think "well, I learned nothing" it's a great life teaching
My favorite moment still to this day is “MONEY!!”
It came out of nowhere in the episode and I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣
"MONEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" - Grunkle Stan
Mabel: Today I learned that morality is relative. 😁
Stan: MONEY!!!!
God i fucking love money
“When theres no cops around, anythings legal”
I actually laughed so hard at that line
In your face, Elizabeth! Any Crown fans here?
My mom
I aint whatched it but it looks pretty good
Yes I watch the crown
nazdar
"It's just like my life...in a way!"
You think you’ve got problems? I’VE GOT A MULLET, STANFORD!!!
Idk if we break JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN!!!
*breaks the gate*
@@InstrumentalsWithoutVocals XD
That part always makes me laugh!
ruclips.net/video/-SFTWsaLdlM/видео.html
6:00 when online school finally ends
That made my day
So true. I had like all Fs in online classes.
Snatcher be like: MY EX WIFE STILL MISSESS ME
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
“..it’s a joke kid, you’re supposed to laugh.”
-Snatcher probably
@@via3600 ;v;
@@AreesDaOG w..we’re talking about the same snatcher right
@@via3600 from a hat in time?
@@AreesDaOG yes
Stan is literally a combination of my two grandpas and I’ve had such a connection with him since I watched episode one back in 2012.
Watching your favorite show be like
0:58-1:40
Me rewatching gravity falls for the 26th time:
@@detectivenora lol yes
@@detectivenora yes
My reaction to Adventure time when Finn and Flame Princess kissed and then later when they broke up.
3:03 "Sir would you like to buy a stan-vac vacuum? Stan-vac! It sucks more than anything!"
"Gotta work on that."
2:41 stan made foot bot in high school for a science project (proof is in tale of 2 stans)
Really? I'll have to rewatch that episode
@@amandapanda5087 yeah its right next to fords display thing
1:07 : My most favourite moment of Stan
“It’s just like my life.
In a way”
-Grunkle Stan
“what is that a woodpecker? *drives off of cliff and died”*
2:02 “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal”. My favorite Stan quote!
Discord mods when the server owner isn't online: 2:02
bro really left out “yes, yes, burn the child” and thought we wouldnt notice
Being feared by the Youth? Now that’s priceless!
The “what the H!?” Followed by him getting hit by a giant H always gets me
This show wouldn't be nearly as legendary without the heart and soul of Grunkle Stan
Show this to a friend who hasn't seen gravity falls this should convince them to watch it.
"Darn beautiful men, always eating out of my trash... wait, what?"
When you go to sleep, remember that Stan canonically killed a llama.
That llama knew too much!!
4:57- Whoa, Children Fighting, I Can Sell This 😂
WORLD STAR
These weren't even him being out of context. Just Stan being Stan
"this carpet is amazing!"
"yeah, if you're into things that are terrible"
that's my new catchphrase
“When there’s no cops around anythings legal”
Stan and my uncle Nick have much in common
5:23
NOT TODAY
*casually throws smoke bomb*
My eyes!
It's crazy how many memorable moments this show had for only being two seasons long
This. This is beautiful.
5:11 it's moments like this when you have to ask yourself the important question. Should I eat a plate full of marshmallows or chase some money on a string
So those really are marshmallows…
this show is the only thing keeping me going pls i love it so much-
WAIT I JUST GOT STAN'S EX JOKE, OMG ALL THESE YEARS I WAS SO CONFUSED BUT NOW ITS HILARIOUS
Rlly? I got it when I was a child.
@@lmao1660 Same, best joke ever
3:25 *Another day, another random body pain*
_Woah, Children fighting... I can sell this_
3:55 The Stanley Pines version of showing a copy of the bible at a evil one
"Another day another body pain" since when is Stan Pines a mood
Thanks for 200 subscribers, means a lot :)
Edit: got sick of everyone telling me that this wasn't out of conext, so I fixed that
🤝
You mean 300 lol
You mean 349
353 now
Let’s try to get the comment section to 69
Grunkle Stan is the best thing in existence.
bup brother
Bup my toad friend
"My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better"
Well, losing an arm will do that to you
I’ve seen so many episodes it’s so hard to NOT take them out of context XD
“Just bonk him over the head it’s nature’s snooze button” Stanley Pines
4:37 the look on Dipper’s face says it all 😐
4:49 “What Is That? A Woodpecker?”
starting to realize how much this show impacted my humor over the years
HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
1:55. “You call that Ben Franklin he looks like a woman”
What’s funny is that canonically in this universe they are
*she is
Brenda Franklin?
I’m calling it now
In 15-20ish years this’ll get an Adult Swim reboot, maybe not adult swim but definitely an adult reboot of some kind
"When there's no cops around, anything's legal"
Truly words to live by
"Now can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you"
I think we all know what he's talking about..
The middle finger…
Golf employee: HEY THOSE ARE LEWD HAND GESTURES!
Alex: Just another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids!
Me after class
"Well I learned nothing"
Fun fact: in spanish when he says "I'm alone I can swear" he actually says the full thing
3:17 has to be my favorite
4:42 "Body change honey, body change."
"Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you." My absolute favorite moment.
“Just another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids!”
4:30 quite literally my favourite gruncle stan moment.
This video makes me happy
"You think you've got problems? I've got a MULLET, Stanford!"
The Aussies relate a little too hard.
2:01 these 2 clips sound very good put together and Stan looks so great in the transition
"Woah, children fighting. I can sell this!"-Gruncle Stan
“You call that Ben Franklin he looks like a woman” 1:55
It's even funnier because Mable and Dipper find out Benjamin Franklin was a woman in like the second or third episode
We have ears
@@the_holographic_charazard3971 No they didn't lol
@@kollington2380 they did
@@kollington2380 of course in reality he was a dude. But in the show Mable and Dipper discover he was a woman 👩
"Here's your football winning trophy Mr. Pines!"
*"THANKS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN"*
0:36 Idk I have to break in JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN 😂😂😂
"I dunno, we might have to break in.. *JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN* "
00:16
I love how this is a perfect analogy for anti wife boomer humor.
You think *you've* got problems??
I've got a *mullet* Stanford!
Me watching miraculous ladybug when Adrien says shes just a friend be like: 1:37 - 1:40
Disney let them say “son of a bi-“ but not “Look over there, that’s your soulmate.”