M A guitarist... Jus uploaded first video... I composed A theme... Plz listen I want your true opinion... .. To gain some confidence... M not earning anything from my channel.. So it's a friendly request,, 💚
Me in therapy session: Me: I’m passing a very hard situation. Davie: when having hard times your right hand can help you, slap the bass. Thanks Davie now I’m happy again
M A guitarist jus compose a theme.. Uploaded.. Plz listen.. I want your opinions only... Not earning anything by my channel... Jus a friendly request.. I want some confidence.. Ty tc 💚
@i wonder if you're reading this if u didn't know, that's Natsuki from Doki Doki lit club. I personally think it suits w/ the comment, tho. If u meant it as a joke, then alright
Watch my video just uploaded... A theme song i composed... Friendly request.. Not earning anything from my channel.. Jus want ur opinion... To gain confidence
Davie:"have you ever seen me with Marzia in the same place at the same time?" To be fair,we've never seen you with Stallone in the same place & at the same time either.
Therapy Time - Me : davie she recently broke up with me, feeling sad. Davie : when time gets really really tough, use your right hand. Me : E P I C O !
M also a guitarist... Jus composedna theme... Plz visit.. I jus want ur true opinion.. M not earning anything from my channel.. So it's friendly request... Jus want to gain some confidence... 💚
*omg*
megaloBASSia
Yes
Mohamed Ali shut up bot
Mohamed Ali no
yes
Intro
Davie: smiling
Me: starting to smile
Davie: 𝕊𝕋𝕆ℙ 𝕊𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀ℕ𝔾
Me: smiles more
Logic 101
*CHECKMATE*
*L M A O*
NoT ePiCc jk
Lmao
You can clearly see he’s trying to hold his laugh.
Get slapped!
Japan Gravure Girl Idol you too lol
I'd like this, but it's at 69 likes now
Checkmate
@@japangravuregirlidol2656 Bruh I saw your channel and I was surprised.
"Address house reveal at 8 million subs"
I'll *NEVER* forget this
We are almost there
Anjay🤣
504 Davie Street
We are very close
We ruin it
He won't anymore
Dave: *smiles*
Me: *smiles*
Dave: "STOP SMILING"
Me: *scared* ._.
He’s got to assert dominance somehow.
Same haha
Same '-'
yes
i was the 1,000th like of this comment
"Mom, can we get marzia?"
" No, we have marzia at home"
Marzia at home:
Omg i can't--
THIS IS SO FUNNY WHYY
Dont rwoosh but why would you need a marzia at home xD
NotAReX why not
My nose made a sound
Therapist: don't be scared, Marzia504 doesn't exist
Marzia504:
LMAO
Drungayuuu
Jajajajajaja
Daviepie approves
M A guitarist... Jus uploaded first video... I composed A theme... Plz listen I want your true opinion... .. To gain some confidence... M not earning anything from my channel.. So it's a friendly request,, 💚
1:16 Everyone keeps silent until Davie grins
149 likes
What did he say though?
@@manhhungnguyen4749 fakku?
@@manhhungnguyen4749 "fanculo" short for vaffanculo
i just used google translate and it really means fck off in italian XD
he said fancula btw
Looks like PewDiePie found himself another beautiful Italian woman.
@Dio Brando F off
Haha, I only saw him on Davie 504 and khornime
@Dio Brando I don't know who he is but at least he is not owo the commenter
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!
ok now i see you everywhere wtf
I live for the small moments when Davie breaks character.
We all do now (;
666 likes nice :)
Im gonna ruin it
@@RandomPerson-ui3xv bruh 🥺
69 nooooo
Well said
_"Man this guy looks like if Mr bean was Italian and french mixbreed."_
fanculo...
*_yeets the post in the trashcan_*
This made me LOL. 🤣
@@sndwav2049 explain, explain, explain, EXPLAIN
Manuel famoso
Amei o nome kkkkkk
MAMA MIA
LMAO that part got me wheezing
I can't believe! I said: "Davie, I messed up with my girlfriend" and he said 9:13
I'm still not believing it
I'm happy to be your 69 like, epico
@@ciaoooo9165 I'm not ruining it, lemao 🤘
underrated comment
Davie then: “delete this NOW!” Davie now: *will just delete the posts*
23000 x
5:37 the first image is a D chord, the secondo one is a E chord, the third one a A chord and the last one is another D chord, then: DEAD
BIG BRAIN
Excellent
Thanks man
Pasta Pop Chords
Sorry on which instrument?
@@JhanD16 6 string bass
Pewdie: Youre all invited to the wedding.
Marzia: O M G
I'm a guitarist... Jus upload theme music I composed.. M not earning anything from my channel... Just want ur true opinion... Friendly request... 💚
@@SumitSinghSuSi dude no offence but guitarists are not allowed here
You meant
Davie: OMG
@@AudioMixedVideoAMV Very sad times
Me in therapy session: Me: I’m passing a very hard situation. Davie: when having hard times your right hand can help you, slap the bass. Thanks Davie now I’m happy again
I was thinking about Fleming's right hand rule
Star wars: The Force
Jojo: Hamon
Davie: Bass
Stands
@@y2k_cocksucking_mallgoth both
Hotel: Trivago
@@thequebee_0101 i knew it
Anime= fake
Traps= PP
Girlfriend= cant get one
Me: "I feel lost and without any sense of direction."
Davie: "This is pretty funny".
M A guitarist jus compose a theme.. Uploaded.. Plz listen.. I want your opinions only... Not earning anything by my channel... Jus a friendly request.. I want some confidence.. Ty tc 💚
Well you are beatiful
Me: I lost my relationship
Davie: this is pretty funny, did you have fun ;)
me: *smiling because Davie504 have new Video
Davie504: "Stop Smiling!"
Epico!
1:14
Davie: says "Fanculo"
Me: *HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!*
Con che tono italiano lo disse
Con sdegno
My Phạm frick
@My Phạm f**k it
(Im not italian i just googled it)
bruh yeah ikr
Davie = Marzia
Marzia = Married to pewds
Davie = Pewdiepie's wife
N I C E
@i wonder if you're reading this if u didn't know, that's Natsuki from Doki Doki lit club. I personally think it suits w/ the comment, tho. If u meant it as a joke, then alright
That's weird...
K
@Apostolis Tantaros no kid go its bed time
so davie is cheating roomie
1:10
Comment: this guy looks like mr bean and Italian mixbreed
Davie: *_fanculo_* deletes comment
*CHECKMATE*
Him grinning at that killed me
When he was saying similarities between him and Marcia, he didn’t say they both like Pewdiepie...
Marcia is with z (Marzia) ... Trust me...I'm Italian
I'm a guitarist... Jus upload theme music I composed.. M not earning anything from my channel... Just want ur true opinion... Friendly request... 💚
Original Awesome 69th like
Same thought
@@piudipai4695 slapped like
Everyone: see’s Davie504 as a girl in the thumbnail.
1M people: interesting
1:14 that's the most honest and real voice with a personality that I have heard from Davie.
Yes it is.
Im 69th like, your welcome ;)
Fanculo
@@ben6574 lmao
sono fiero di essere italiano e capire ciò che dice Davide quando parla in italiano
5:37
"I wish i was D-E-A-D"
That's sad, but not finding pasta is more
Im italian
i didn't get it beacause i translated it in italian
Obrigado
guitarist spotted
I wish I was Ré-mi-lá-ré
Davie: *smiles*
Me: *smiles*
Also Davie: *STOP SMILING*
Me: *keeps smiling*
i stopped imediately lol
this is why dislikes should be seen
@@polaroid-jk1du this is why dislikes should be a sin.
I dont know how should I feel about davie looking amazing in every skirt, shirt, wig or whatever he wears
I diagnose you, with gay
Davie: Does therapy time
Suicide rate drops to 0%
Happiness: STONKS
"Man this guy looks like if Mr. Bean was Italian and French mixbreed."
Davie: *fanculo*
LMAO
I think it's some bad word but what does it mean exactly?
Thanks! You have a big brain!
@@fuckyouimdrunk9139 it means f*** you
M A guitarist... Jus uploaded a video...i composed...Not earning from my channel... Watch it I want ur true opinions only .... Friendly reqiest
Im italian
1:14 that was the most human reaction until now *omg*
yeah I keep rewatching that
The 504 in Davie504 means 5th of April, or Davie's birthday.
5/04
Go watch One Finger Bass Solo.
No noob he started bass when he was 15 and 420+69+15=504
Birthday!!
@@irishcuber07 very big brain move here
Me :smiling
Davie: stop smiling
Me : starts loocking around for cameras
Davie504 must be working for the FBI
Davie504: Therapy time!
Everyone: I'm out of toilet paper.
Davie504: sounds fun.
How bad was your crap?
use a bidet
davie: slap like now
guy: •slap the computer•
computer: WTF
Me: slap my grandmother
Lol
Watch my video just uploaded... A theme song i composed... Friendly request.. Not earning anything from my channel.. Jus want ur opinion... To gain confidence
I wish i were D E A D
me, a latino person: I wish I were RE MI LA RE
Big brain joke here.
Incredible emotions here
Lol mood rn
Me: The quarantine is hard, I miss my girlfriend
Davie: Your right hand can help you
I too slap the bass when I'm lonely
LMAO
Omg same lmao nice
Lamao
@@spaghettiman3757 r/cursedcomments
Nobody:
Davie: FANCULO
Italian guy: EPIC
🤣
I'm 69th to like LMAO
dal tuo primo nome capisco il fatto che conosci stormy
@@federicoolino3964 mica si deve conoscere lui per conoscere Asgarra 😂
The chords for the meme are
Open D
Open E
Open A
Open D
So it spells out “I wish I was DEAD”
Well I got it but I didn't know it meant to be this way
"Have you heard news that you're dead?"
(sorry)
big pp
I concur
69 Likes LMAO
Me, a new subscriber seeing Davie takes off his headphone: SCREAMs
"Stop smiling" How did he know that everytime I hear "what's up, slappers", a smile comes to my face? IS THE POWER OF BASS
Ele é um vidente
I was smiling because the thumbnail was fucking hilarious
I’m your 69th like LMAO
When the O M G ending is so predictable but still is funny
O M G!
I can't leave the video without first hearing the OMG at the end ...
Enzo Calle same here always 😃😃
"Fakulo"
We heard his real voice right there.
It’s actually fanculo
What does that mean?
@@phantomlove shit
@@emmortlom9143 no
Only og’s will remember when he showed marzia with his face mixed in on the thumbnail and when it was named “my new look”
I even screenshot it cause it's hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes that was gReAt
Now it's back that way.
I'm just super surprised he laughed at that Mr Bean. Meme. I've never seen him smile
Bruhh he did and I think he said something in Italian, Not sure
@@angelinefaithranuda8307 he said fanculo
short version of vaffanculo
Noob!
better than the "roast" of roast me video
Mother: Take advantage of the quarantine to catch up on your studies.
Me: Nah, I'm going to see Davie504's videos.
Mother: Wise choice.
69 likes, lmao
1:14 davie laugh reveal
Exposeddd
Davie: "I'm gonna delete this, so nobody can see it."
*Little did he know*
*haha* ....heh.....
Oh yeah, 69th like
NO ONE LIKE.
Small brain
You have 504 likes, right now. :3
Me: I need to pay off my debt in Animal Crossing
Davie: Sounds fun.
Me: Tom Nook is gonna break my knees if I don't pay back my debt
Davie: V E R Y I N T E R E S T I N G
3:15 What?? Is that Michael Palin?? 😳
Nah, can't be... Michael Palin must be in his 70s now...
5:38 only guitarists with 6 strings understand. Those are the chords D, E, A, D
What?! Bassists can SLAPP CHORDS too! There is no such thing as a "guitar", only a six-stringed BASS!
Funny I made the exact same post and we have the same profile picture
I would have answered this but don't want to out myself as a guitarist.
Damn I was really analyzing the chord changes for some way the Roman numerals would spell David or Davie. Guess I’m just a lame jazzman
You right lol
The running out of pasta joke with the guitar chords answer is “D E A D”
Bruh why'd you tell the kids who don't know
damn, it was an in joke
Figured lmao
That meme used a guitar instead of bass. *ILLEGAL*
@@GameboyFanatic They still don't know why it's D E A D.
1:30 And the Air Safety Institute too. Truly a man of culture.
me: straight face
davie: "stop laughing!"
me: start laughing
Davie: *smiles*
Davie: "Don't Smile!!"
this is some Smeagol Gollum shit
I love the way he breaks character swears in Italian and smiles. 1:15
"It's very important to stay strong."
Thanks Davie
"I have a very serious secret"
*well yes but actually no. It is quite impossible for Davie to be serious*
Especially with those serious voice
There is this girl called Marzia who is trying to copy our beautiful lady
How dare you! Marzia is the queen of youtube, along with the king. Stop this propaganda!
M also a guitarist.. Jus composed a theme song.. I jus want your opinion on that..not earning anything from my channel... Jus friendly request
@@pizzapatriot1769 it's called a joke
Dang
She is tryong to copy a Bass
Therapy time:
Me: I want die
Davie:this sounds pretty funny
I knew it
I said: "I shit my pants today"
2:07 Well it is 1 million subs since then!
"Stop smiling"
Me: *smiled even more*
me too
how dare you
Checkmate Davie!
@@Davie504 I did and you can't do anything about it. C H E C K M A T E Davie 504
My mother died recently Davie: “ this sounds fun “
F
F
F
F
F
"Man this guy looks like if Mr. Bean was french and italian mixbreed"
"..fanculo"*removed*
I F*ING LOST IT THERE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Grande 😂 fa scassare anche a me
@@ciaoprando412 non so quante volte l'ho ripetuto, ci ho pianto 😂
Peccato che noi italiani siamo stati gli unici a capire quel "fanculo" ahah
@@bob-uv3ls in realtà no, conosco un po 'di italiano, l'ho capito. 😅
me too xd
Nobody:
Me: Hears Davie504 say SDAIAY in intro.
My Emotions: You already know wat the contract says. Plays SDAIAY intro 504 times.
Davie: smiles so we smile back
Davie:"Stop smiling!"
I said at the therapy time ''I dont have a gf and im so depressed''
Davie : Your right hand can help you.
That was
EPICO
Davie knows how to help :D
Yes, play your bass with your right hand.
69 LIKES *omg*
that means two things...
@@anthonyruggiero9573 what the other things?
Davie: Therapy time
Me: I don't have toilet paper
Davie: your right hand can help u
Me: 😳
In INDIA it normal
@@myself784 oh yikes
And he just actually smile there seeing Mr. Bean meme after he said stop smiling in the intro.
Me: Sees thumbnail
Also me: That’s the shirt Marzia wore in the QnA video she did with Felix last year-
Davie:"have you ever seen me with Marzia in the same place at the same time?"
To be fair,we've never seen you with Stallone in the same place & at the same time either.
1:10 bad comment: exists
Davie: So you’ve chosen dead
1:22 I'm a drummer... but i'm a pianist too
my aspirations:
• actually be good at bass
• be italian
• be *DAVIE504*
lordhaven111 thank you! that might save a lot of time...
@@owenoastler101 e d i t i t n o w xD
@@protalukoriginal4560 😂😂😂
Dont try to be someone you're not
"Shalom, Jackie"
1:16 the impossible happened 😂
"Man this guy looks like if Mr Bean was italian and french mixbreed"
*smiles*
"Fanculo"
lmao
epic
I was the 69th like 𝗻 𝗶 𝗰 𝗲
Who's Fanculo?
@@kateochan it means f*ck in english
gumiatec
Me: my hands are very dry even after moisturising it
Davie: this sounds interesting, I will remember that
Doctor: don’t worry marzia504 isn’t real she can’t hurt you
Marzia504: what’s up
Marzia504: *"SlAp LiKe"*
Why are you not subbed to davie504
davie504: "take your right hand and slapp your bass"
me: "but i don't have a bass yet"
davie504: "very interesting"
not epicc
Watching Davie and not owning a bass???? not epico
"but i don't have my right hand yet"
Therapy time:
Me: i brokeup with my girlfriend :(
_Davie: _*_Sounds pretty funny...._*
Aby is Chillin well you did it, so yeah, pretty fun
Did u have fun ?
I said that too and he said “your right hand will help you” LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: broke up with my gf.
Davie: your right hand can help you.
Davie being therapist:
Me: actually feeling better after the conversation
Davie:smiles
Also davie: stop smiling!!!
Me: confuse smiling.
I literally smiled so much at the beginning!
5:38 it has the chords
"D, E, A, D."
Mortality joke. I have a never say "die" attitude.
No one:
Davie: STOP SMILING
i was smiling becus of the thumbnail. hehe davie is marzia
Sir do you need something from me
1:15 OMG movement
Theapy Time
Me: My girlfriend broke with me.
Davie: This sounds really funny, did you have fun?
But did u?
Therapy Time -
Me : davie she recently broke up with me, feeling sad.
Davie : when time gets really really tough, use your right hand.
Me : E P I C O !
ashish kumar eheheheheheh 😏😏😏😏
lo bevo l’acqua
Nobody:
Davie this episode: *d e l e t e*
This Mind blowing..😅🤣
Can this comment get 69 likes and stay at 69 likes
Frobonetic no
Matt Hardy?
Davie would be an amazing therapist
0:07 *smiles*
0:08 "stop smiling!!"
0:09 *smiles*
6:34 Oh shit, his smile is a grin!
me: Davie.. where's your girlfriend??
Davie: no.. i have boyfriend now
Hey there ?!?!?
is he still with his girlfriend?
bebicakes 123 Y E S
bebicakes 123 *checkmate*
Oof
This therapy time is 1000 times better that any professional therapy thanks Davie you saved me
Davie504 :out of character reveal at 1:15 !!!!!!
So Davie just deletes things he doesn’t like now
*comes back to see comment deleted*
CORONA HIT HIM HARD.
As opposed to before....?
Sounds like his subreddit is a dictatorship if you ask me
*shhh*
Me un Therapy Time : "i Will never have a Racoon waifu"
Davie: " in hard times your right hand will help you"
Me : *Nani*
S L A P P not F A P P
get ur mind out of the gutter >:(
Leave raphtalia alone
william what if he is woman?
U mean rapht*lia?
M also a guitarist... Jus composedna theme... Plz visit.. I jus want ur true opinion.. M not earning anything from my channel.. So it's friendly request... Jus want to gain some confidence... 💚
I can't stop smiling when you say "What's up, slappers?". It makes me feel good.
1:15 davie laugh is one of the stranger Things
"Mom, can we get marzia?"
" No, we have marzia at home"
Marzia at home:
Petition for Davie to do something special when his videos reach the 5:04 time stamp
how bout 4:20
guitar meme: The names of chords: D E A D
My brother who doesn't play guitar was asking me what it means when we were watching it
Play something with this chords for getting re D E Am E D