it seems as though I made a little mistake with the lines on one part and for that I apologise, even with headphones in it was genuinely difficult to understand what he was saying lmao but thank you to those who pointed it out :,))
Slimecicle is my favorite human, he’s the only one that can extend a bit so hard that he makes an entire song about a joke character that shows up in his 100+ episode DnD podcast for 5 minutes and make it go so extremely hard that I want him to start making songs
the way he's literally putting his all into those lyrics, you can hear him get out of breath and his voice kinda breaks but that just adds to the experience. he sings like an unhinged beast and i'm loving every second
lyrics: This just in We are receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm Its name? Jorts What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans I really like the denim, but not the length of seam My mom dresses cazh And my dad likes supreme I'm not like either of them I got the recessive gene Jort Storm Jort Storm's coming tonight Jort Storm It's a category 5 Jort Storm Jort Storm's coming tonight I said a Jort Storm Go and run and hide Jort-icane Jort-nado Jort-nami Jort-quake Jort-ruption Jort-alanche Jort-pocolypse The Jort Storm's coming (JORTS) So you better start running Fast it's a chase But be careful cause these jorts will chaf you yah They're the new sensation (JORTS) Wear 'em to every occasion Jorts in the pool Or even better wear them to a funeral yah (j-j-j-j-j-jorts) My personality is 99% jorts I got a genetic test but all my genes are short THE JORT STORM JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT JORT STORM IT'S A CATEGORY 5 JORT STORM JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JORTS I GOT ON JORTS INSIDE Breaking news Millions of americans are being sucked directly into the jort-tex And it's headed straight for this studio To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy I love you (JORTS) The elders foretold (JORTS) of a fashion so bold A new god of the earth (JORTHULU) Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth *kazoo solo*
to enjoyers of this song, thank his D&D podcast just roll with it. jort storm is a reference from the latest episode. this will probably be the opener for the next one.
Why is this song actually a bop? It’s a song about jorts, but I would happily blast this song out of my car radio. I said this about his JuanaFlippa song before, but damn those high notes are so flipping good!
The fact that he made up like 80% of the lyrics on the spot and recorded it during the stream... twas an honor to witness o7 also this is a majestic edit, thank you
having this on loop in the background while i play minecraft is actively changing my brain chemistry and i dont yet know if this is a good or bad thing
This fuckin song has been stuck in my head since the stream and I was gonna go back to Twitter to listen to the whole thing but youtube read my mind and this was at the top of my recommended. Thank you
if i had a nickel for every white male youtuber with glasses and brown hair who have made content pertaining to jorts and their incredible power I would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Lyrics: This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm Its name? Jorts What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns All across the globe It’s the warmer season so I can’t wear jeans I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes Supreme I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight A jort storm it’s a category five Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight I said a jort storms coming go run and hide Jort-icane Jort-nado Jort-nami Jort-quake Jort-ruption Jort-alanche Jort-pocalypse The jort storms coming (Jorts) So you better start running Fast it’s a chase But be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down They’re the new sensation (Jorts) Wear them to every occasion Jorts in the pool Even better wear them to a funeral yeah (J-J-J-jorts) My personality is 99% jorts I got a genetic test but all my genes are short Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight A jort storm it’s a category five Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight I take off my fucking jorts I got more jorts inside Breaking news Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex And its heading straight for this studio To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy I love youUAHHHHH- The elders foretold Of a fashion so bold A new god of the earth Decided it’d be better to turn it into jearth
it seems as though I made a little mistake with the lines on one part and for that I apologise, even with headphones in it was genuinely difficult to understand what he was saying lmao but thank you to those who pointed it out :,))
Nah, this is the official lyric video now 💜
JORTS!!!!
Youve understood more than me haha
Which part was it? I hope Charlie releases the lyrics, it is pretty hard to understand in some parts lol
the line before the jearth part lmao and yeah! even with headphones it’s extremely difficult to understand
HAHAHAHAHH
TOMMY?!??!?!
Did not expect to find u here
No way
Oh damn
TOMMY???
if jort storm doesn't end up being put on spotify i WILL throw myself into the jortex
couldn’t have said it better
fr ill purposely stand in the path of a jort-nado
Falls into a jork-quake out of spite
I will join you in the jortex until it is released
We'll have to start a jort-pocalypse until it comes out
Slimecicle is my favorite human, he’s the only one that can extend a bit so hard that he makes an entire song about a joke character that shows up in his 100+ episode DnD podcast for 5 minutes and make it go so extremely hard that I want him to start making songs
True, but now we need a slarf song
the whole stream was such a fever dream that I genuinely believed I dreamt it all up
From my experience, doesn’t that apply to most, if not all of his streams?
@@TheIronManOfSteel Yep XD
@@TheIronManOfSteelYou’re not wrong
Yesterday i dreamt of not being able to fall asleep
Yes, i know it's out of context, but pie
@@gusgusanimz5673 Pie 👍
"JORT-ICANE, JORT-NADO, JORT-NAMI, JORT-QUAKE, JORT-RUPTION, JORT-ALANCH, JORT-POCOLYPSE" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼
The “Translate to English” button 💀
@@P4perclip123💀
Jortalanche sounds like a pokemon
said those like halo killstreaks lmao
@@cameronordaz2320 Of course Charlie spoils gen 9 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 /j
Guys- he said his going to make an official music video of this song I'm so excited and terrified
YES I SAW I CANNOT WAIT
This is absolutely Jort-geous. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Charlie has such a good singing voice
If this was 2008, I would make this my ringtone.
Bruh it's so good I would make it my ringtone today, if I knew how to change my ringtone that is.
you just gave me the best idea in the world
@@CibuYT whatever it is do it I support it 100%
wdym 2008 ima still do it
I was born in 2008 😂
the way he's literally putting his all into those lyrics, you can hear him get out of breath and his voice kinda breaks but that just adds to the experience. he sings like an unhinged beast and i'm loving every second
I'm convinced charlie is the funniest and most talented human alive
i cannot get this song out of my head. and not enough people talk about how GOOD he sounds on "its a category five" dude especially on "five"
And "run and hide" HOW CAN HE GO THAT HIGH?? HUHH
@@cryptid_crows right???
Reason why it sounds so good is because it's tuned lmao
@onyxiris6451 so?? he didnt sound bad doing it live either where there was no tuning
also what program is that?
Even when he’s singing a silly song about freaking JORTS, it still sounds AMAZING
bro just has unimaginable talent
If this edit and slimecicles song does not become popular, I will cry. This is truly amazing 👏
THANK YOU :DD
Charlie’s singing is so fucking incredible his voice is just so GOOOOOD
this song feels SO MUCH longer than 2 and a half minutes. when he was streaming it i felt like it just kept going. i love it
"i got a genetic test but all my genes are short" lyrical genius
lyrics:
This just in
We are receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
Its name? Jorts
What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean short splicing technology
is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
It's the warmer season
so I can't wear jeans
I really like the denim,
but not the length of seam
My mom dresses cazh
And my dad likes supreme
I'm not like either of them
I got the recessive gene
Jort Storm
Jort Storm's coming tonight
Jort Storm
It's a category 5
Jort Storm
Jort Storm's coming tonight
I said a Jort Storm
Go and run and hide
Jort-icane
Jort-nado
Jort-nami
Jort-quake
Jort-ruption
Jort-alanche
Jort-pocolypse
The Jort Storm's coming (JORTS)
So you better start running
Fast it's a chase
But be careful cause these jorts will chaf you yah
They're the new sensation (JORTS)
Wear 'em to every occasion
Jorts in the pool
Or even better wear them to a funeral yah (j-j-j-j-j-jorts)
My personality is 99% jorts
I got a genetic test but all my genes are short
THE JORT STORM
JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT
JORT STORM
IT'S A CATEGORY 5
JORT STORM
JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT
I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JORTS
I GOT ON JORTS INSIDE
Breaking news
Millions of americans are being sucked directly into the jort-tex
And it's headed straight for this studio
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
I love you
(JORTS) The elders foretold
(JORTS) of a fashion so bold
A new god of the earth (JORTHULU)
Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth
*kazoo solo*
Thank jorthulu you did this
chills. this might be the peak of the internet honestly
This has NO RIGHT to go so hard, I'm listening to it on repeat for the next week.
It’s been a week, you still jamming out to it?
@@Gottaloveaxolotls absolutely
@@sillygooseiseatingbread let’s gooo XD
to enjoyers of this song, thank his D&D podcast just roll with it. jort storm is a reference from the latest episode. this will probably be the opener for the next one.
i really need to catch up with jrwi-
Why is this song actually a bop? It’s a song about jorts, but I would happily blast this song out of my car radio. I said this about his JuanaFlippa song before, but damn those high notes are so flipping good!
This changed my life. Thank you for your service.
of course of course :))
This version just hits different to the official version. The vocals are different. I like em here.
The fact that he made up like 80% of the lyrics on the spot and recorded it during the stream... twas an honor to witness o7
also this is a majestic edit, thank you
My favourite part about the song is everytime charlie talks about genes, because it always has 2 meanings, (jeans and genes)
"All my genes/Jeans are shorts" is honestly the peak of poetry
charlie rattling off jortural disasters reminded me of the halo announcer shoving "kill" into a bunch of different words
"KILLTACULAR!"
"KILLIONAIRE!"
Charlie's voice is majestic
having this on loop in the background while i play minecraft is actively changing my brain chemistry and i dont yet know if this is a good or bad thing
its a good thing :)
THIS IS JORT-GEOUS
The only canon music video
I have had this stuck in my head, and I was singing it all day yesterday. Also can we talk about how HIGH his voice can go
this is a blessing from Slimecicle for us jortizens of Jearth
I think part of why I love this song so much is the raw passion Charlie sings with
bro the " run fast its a chase , but be careful cause these jorts will cafe you down' SOUNDED FUCKING AMAZING TO ME.
This is very Neil Cicierega-Core if it was a little less quirky and more insane.
This was fucking beautiful I was smiling ear to ear the entire time this artistic masterpiece does the song justice 100 percent I LOVE JORTS
with both juanaflippa and jort storm recently (and his great cover of fireflies a few years back) i have a feeling we're getting more songs
WE DID!!! his weird antman x pokemon theme in tommyinnits minecraft pokemon video
HOW IS HE HITTING THOSE NOTES?????
HE ISN’t 😭😭
@@CoraCreates silence, gachalife pfp
Charlie Slimecicle is unironically awesome at making music, he writes the stupidest stuff that slaps harder than a Jort Storm.
I've no joke looped this like 20 times at this point, and I can't tell if I'm just insane or if this is actually good.
This song has inspired me to start listening to the show.
Starting from episode 1.
You won’t regret it
ive unironically been listening to this since it came out, it's literally such a bop
The recessive gene line was genuinely so good
This gives classic NSP vibes. That is a crossover i would never have imagined till now.
I do not know why but I've watched this twelve times already and every time I do, I fall more in love with it
A work of art honestly; truly making waves in the music industry as we speak
This fuckin song has been stuck in my head since the stream and I was gonna go back to Twitter to listen to the whole thing but youtube read my mind and this was at the top of my recommended. Thank you
I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight. I can finally listen to it on loop now
Amazing edit but I just wanted to point out that at 2:15 it’s sealed in denim and turned it into Jearth.
Legit when the official version came out and learning the line was "my dad likes *to preen*" instead of Supreme i was sooo shook
Moment of silence for all the people we lost to the jort storm
This song is ironically fire
You missed two letters:
Un
Banger
agreed. saw he made a song and couldn’t help but make an edit music video to go with it too
This kind of randomness from Slimesicle does not surprise me. What does is how good this is
if i had a nickel for every white male youtuber with glasses and brown hair who have made content pertaining to jorts and their incredible power I would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
bdg?
This version may be better than the OG
I can’t belive I’ve only just now realized this is the plot of kill la kill omg
wilbur is definitely so jealous over charlie’s singing ability
why is it lowkey a banger man? gonna be looping this
This changed how I saw the world when he made it live I realized jorts
This is art
This is a masterpiece, brought tears to my eyes.
i literally was looking for this after watching the vod and it popped up in my fyp lol
Lovejoy has some competition
This is 100% better than the new version
the amount of times ive looped this is probably unhealthy but whatever. jort storm 👍
Going JORTSANNNNNNE
1:23 might be my favorite part of the song, he just sounds so good on the “shooort” part!!!
I just opened twitter and now I cant stop listening to this
IT SOUNDS SO GOOD??
I fucking loved “JEARTH” 💀
i‘ve had this on loop for hours..
Love this version of the song thou...
Unironically this song is so good ive been listening to it everyday since it came out
Big respect for not putting ads on this
oh my god HAHAHAHA this is genius! CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IS GENIUS!
I love this song with my heart, thanks for making this btw!
of course! I’m glad you like the edit :)))
@@orchitine :))
I’ll make a playlist on here just so that I can listen to this masterpiece
the more i listen to this, the better it sounds and the less it actually sounds like charlie
charlie absolutely devoured this and i shamelessly find this spectacular
Lyrics:
This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
Its name? Jorts
What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns
All across the globe
It’s the warmer season so I can’t wear jeans
I really like the denim but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes Supreme
I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category five
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
I said a jort storms coming go run and hide
Jort-icane
Jort-nado
Jort-nami
Jort-quake
Jort-ruption
Jort-alanche
Jort-pocalypse
The jort storms coming (Jorts)
So you better start running
Fast it’s a chase
But be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down
They’re the new sensation (Jorts)
Wear them to every occasion
Jorts in the pool
Even better wear them to a funeral yeah
(J-J-J-jorts)
My personality is 99% jorts
I got a genetic test but all my genes are short
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category five
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
I take off my fucking jorts I got more jorts inside
Breaking news
Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex
And its heading straight for this studio
To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy
I love youUAHHHHH-
The elders foretold
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the earth
Decided it’d be better to turn it into jearth
I think of Jorthulhu as just cthulhu wearing jorts on the tentacles
I usually listen to youtube on 1.5x speed and most songs sound terrible but honestly this is still an absolute bop
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ON YT
I can totally see Slimecicle singing this, its too perfect
wdym
Well, it's funny... because he did lol
been listening to this one nonstop i think i might have a problem
No you dont your just normal XD
GOING JORTSANE
Bangerrrr
are we finally in the story arc where charlie becomes a slimey gamer version of weird al yankovich?
Truly a voice of our generation
JORTERATION JORT
2:08 the line is actually "seal it in denim and turn it into jearth
oh awesome yeah my mistake, thank you! :))
I’ve literally been listening to this non stop LOL
I was hoping that the “JORTULHU” would be an image of Cthulhu but jorts
Can I get a 10 hour version of this because this is amazing!
Amazing editing, the combo of the song and visuals had my dying 😂
this made me shed a tear
This deserves a Grammy
the algorithm has blessed this video
Mans music career sure do be popping off
This edit is fucking amazing
TIME TO LOOP THIS SONG UNTIL MY BRAIN EXPLODES AND I START TO WEAR JORTS!
So inspirational, so powerful, so moving. Jorts
lemon demon been real quiet since this one dropped