Lmao I have been in Germany, the train is late maybe in a minute, here in Israel if the train comes 20 minutes late everyone are surprised that it came so early
The other day my history teacher gave me an assignment to write about my culture. I asked my mom what our culture was (because I have never come to a point in my life where I need to know that-) and she replied with "Oh. I'm part German and French. But Germany sucks so just talk about France." that was so out of context
In Germany we don't say "You have to learn that" we say "Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts aus dem Schlaf reiße muss das im Halbschlaf wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen" and I think that is beautiful
In germany we don't say "sorry the train was late for some reason, apparently they had technical difficulties", we say "Deutsche Bahn" and I think that's beautiful
I remember a friend who very frequently had to make multiple hour trips with their trains. The train ride went exactly as proclaimed exactly once. Just. DB please. Get your shit together.
I totally agree. I'm German and I thought our trains were awful... until I had to go from London to Guilford on my own. /Owo\ I have never had a more unpleasant experience with public transport.
@@solarsatan9000 if you need to because you live in bloody Loxwood in West Sussex you kinda have to... unless you want to take a train to London from Billingshurst that takes an hour to Guilford and then 30 min to London while Guilford is a 30 min drive🙈
And then there are the Japanese.. with desu. Just Desu. Lol of course they have a billion ways of saying everything else, but it is funny how all encompassing desu is. Haha
Lidl and Aldi are not supermarkets in the traditional sense. They are "Discounters". They try to be very cheap by offering only basic groceries. Kaufland, Rewe, Edeka, Real etc are real Supermarktes. But they are probably still relatively small compared to other countries XD
kommt denke ich auch drauf an wie groß die einzelnen Läden sind. Der Real bei mir hat eigentlich einen großteil von allem was du dir vorstellen kannst. 1 Stadt weiter ist ein real der so groß ist wie ein netto um die ecke.
As someone whos lived half my life in germany and half in Britain... my local tescos in England is almost as big as the ikea is and all the other big chain supermarkets were big enough to get properly lost in with 30 aisles... every single German supermarket I've been to so far has no more than 5-6 aisles which are much smaller
@@Lilopad most likely those are decending from the former Kolonialwarenläden (now often EDEKA) or Tante-Emma-Laden, which all are fairly small. there are quite big stores around, though not in all you are allowed to shop without owning a business (i.e. Metro, C+C and similar). In Munich there is VM, which is bigger than many Walmart stores in the US, also Real and Kaufland (Lidl subsidiary) usually are very big shops. I would compare them with a typical Tesco. On the other hand, I have been to Saintsbury in Cambridge and that store was quite tiny, basically just one aisle. So, I guess it always depends what you are looking for. a discounter will only have limited variety but sell fairly cheap (actually not really), whereas in a "full-sortiment-store" (Vollsortimenter) you can buy pretty much everything and are able to order specifics if you would like to (just talk to the manager, they are usually happy to order specials for you). This is, however, only based on my knowledge when I worked in an Edeka during my university years.
I’m learning German in school, and just completed my first year. All I have to say is… ….this is heckin’ relatable! It’s a hard language to learn but it’s fun at the same time. Except for all the umm…”the’s”.
Honestly, I am also learning Deutsch, it's kind of hard when it comes to grammar, but other than it, it's great. Also, I love your accent, it's a mix of British and German, it sounds great. I am proud of you.
I grew up with German and I don't understand the Grammar at all... tho English Grammar is relatively nonexistent in comparison so I'm not sure which I prefer 😆 English is simpler for the most part.
Yeah, this one time, my sister and i landed and when we went to our gate, we almost got on a plane to Las Vegas cause we were at the gate next to our gate, but, gimme a break, i got 3 hours of sleep the night before. :p
05:26 i understand this but things like "Currywurst", "Leberkäs'Weckle", "Spätzle" or "Laugenstange/Knoten" or even "Brezeln" are pretty German only. Sure you can find them in other countries too, but not in the same way. (Btw im German)
With trains there are many DB(Deutsche Bahn) Memes, because everytime they are late. Edit: OMG! Thx for all the likes! My highest likes that I had before was 15xD. And they make very bad ads... To all German people here, who know the ''Hype Bahn'' ad?
Greetings from Germany :) I totally agree with you, articles are worse, you don't learn that in 2 years, our public transport is a catastrophe, ehm I've never eaten cheddar but must be a treat
Public Transport Me: meine Damen, meine Herrn, danke dass sie mit uns reisen, Auf abgefahrenen Gleisen Zu abgefahrenen Preisen. Für ihre Leidensfähigkeit danken wir spontan. Senk ju for träveling wis deutsche Bahn :D
Depends on what kind of train and the distance you travel. But yes... lets say a 200km distance by ice(intercity Express-train) is likely more expensive than going by plane. Visiting my sister in Hamburg.... ~30€ by plane... ~80-120€ by train (depending on discounts, route, potentisl ocupancy rate)
He/She would, but the english viewers(people who only know english) wouldn’t understand unless he/she puts in translation. And that would take him longer- Also, not hating! Just saying
I really laughed hard about the ariticle part. As a native german I can 100% agree on your point that even german starts arguing (really heavily) about articles sometimes. And this it self is hillarious enough, but is so damn cliché of german people as well... beeing super detailed and close to rules. The fight normally ends with one person checking a dictionnary. And even the freaking dicionnary sometimes is like "both maskuline ans feminin articles are used" Its so messed up. I loved this about english classes a lot... "this this this and this article in english... is the. Chapter closed"
@@maxeon0937 This I've been waiting for all my life... Ok, so Go - идти, ходить, блуждать, передвигаться, приходить, подходить, отходить, входить, выходить, обходить, ехать, ездить, объезжать, подъезжать, приезжать, шествовать, гнать, гонять, везти, привезти, хожу, иду, езжу, прихожу, обхожу, ухожу, шёл, ходил, уходил, приходил, гнал, ездил, идёшь, ходишь, приходишь, уходишь, выходишь, входишь, едешь, ездишь, идёт, ходит, ездит, приходит, обходит, выходит, заходит, входит. This is what I'm capable of( By the way, *here all words are in no definite time and gender, that is, each word can be changed in nine more ways* (3 * 3). Oh, of course, all this words can be transformed into two types of participles and it can also changes by time and gender
Yeah i am most likely staring when i hear a brit speaking in Germany, because i am imagining talking to them, but because i am socially awkward i try to find a way to start a conversation, and since i am thinking of that so long i am staring xD
When you talked about the trains, it really reminded me of trains in Italy. They sometimes arrive pretty early but others get to 2 hours of delay. That’s what I had in zones like Lombardía and others. Yea great video for sure!, I would like to visit Germany tho, Im studying the language rn.
@@oklinq6099 wth are you talking about?? Nobody says that! Aber jetzt mal ernsthaft ich habe schon tausende mal mit Englischen oder Amerikanischen Menschen über discord oder headset gesprochen und mir ist das noch NIE passiert. Ich glaube du übertreibst da einfach ein wenig
It sucks? I don't think so. We have everything including original voice. Try to Netflix and Chill in an Islamic Country - you only have Bollywood there!
God, I love how amazing it is that I have just internalized "der, die, das, den, dem, des" from being a native German speaker (Austria) I don’t want to imagine how hard it would be to learn that from scratch... Jeez
is the same for spanish. its extremely rare for me to use the wrong article but i've heard many many times people using the wrong article and i just don't get it. anyways, it doesn't really matter. you can perfectly understand the sentence if the article is incorrect, but maybe its not the same for non native speakers. maybe if you skip the article entirely it'll be easier to understand sentences. just saying. they don't really add much to a sentence so whatever.
Apparently every train big train sttion in germany has a "ausweichschiene" which means the train passes by like 1km away from the stop thats something what pissed me off thats the black hole
I need to say, I am a half German person that lives in Germany and love it to starte at random People trough the window. Sieht so aus als wäre das normal.
Same cheddar is just super plain. That was the one nice thing while I was in Germany there is so much more variety. (Also the Pfund I don't know something about it is just so satisfying).
Chipflake: This is my voice, one month in Germany. Dis is may voice. zwei months in Germany. Das is my voice. 3 Monate in Germany GOTT SCHÜTZE DEN KAISER
Me: a German*thinks the vid is full english* Vid: AUF GEHT'S Me: Nani? Edit: CHRIST HOW DID I GET THESE LIKES Edit 2: i uh.... i came back a while later... h o w?
I didn't get the thing with the German supermarkets because I usually always find what I need, but as soon as the trains came up I was like YES I HATE THEM TOO! ! 😂😂
My mom started paying for a RUclips Premium membership a few months ago and decided to share it with the rest of the family, and to me it's physically impossible for anything to be less worth it. Yay, I am slightly less annoyed by ads, and am now moderately more annoyed by the fact that videos do not automatically close the moment I close RUclips.
RUclips did the thing again where they showed me an interesting and entertaining channel late at night, and now it's already 1 hour past bedtime... I guess I'll be binging the rest of the channel tomorrow.
@@Dragonaya I don't want to be the know-it-all, but it's actually they/he as stated by chip on twitter. But then again ... it's his decision to correct you or leave it ... soooo ...
To be fair, a lot of people in my area speak english pretty well. Most of my friends are able to have a fluent conversation with tourists when they ask questions. Although even my friends stare at me when I sometimes call some british lads on discord for some random banter or just some chitchat
I started to learn German a bit after watching this video and I was like, “how bad can the word “the” really be?” I have suffered more with remembering what “the” I’m supposed to use then any other thing in the language.
As a German student I can count the number of times I was late to school because my train was either late or just kicked us all out in one spot because of "technical difficulties"
People don't take pictures, because of privacy. I personally stare when I automatically focus on something or I find something interesting or strange about someone and when I do it only lasts about 1 or less seconds.
@@mathias-michaelmorgner7803 ich werde dann mal mein Mobiltelefon aus meiner Hosentasche hinaus befördern um mir auf Internetseiten bzw. Mediatheken aus vielen Bildern bestehende Videos anzuschauen.
IN JAPAN YOU HAVE TO FINISH EVERY BIT OF YOUR RICE UNTIL THE LAST TINY BIT LIKE- WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN TEAT THAT MUCH 😭😭😭 sure it’s respectful but…WHAA-
EVERYONE IN GERMANY knows this ONE rule!!:
DB ALWAYS comes late!
(German train company)
True
Lmao I have been in Germany, the train is late maybe in a minute, here in Israel if the train comes 20 minutes late everyone are surprised that it came so early
@@Israel_will_prevail lmao sorry dude love frome germany ✌
@@alexanimate5906 liebe zurück aus Israel ;)
Unless you rely on the train being late ...
Then the train will be exactly in time.
Actually the busses in Germany are kinda okay to get around, it's just the trains that are a pain
Yeah.. the trains are.. :/
If you live in a big city theyre ok, but not if you live anywhere else
@@blind_drunk_chris es muss keine Großstadt sein.
Especially when the whole bus is COMPLETELY filled with people
In Germany we put our windows at Kipp and i think that’s beautiful
it truly is
Wait do they not have that in britain
Grxh nope
Nein, Stichwort Stoßlüften!
@@god3485 oh my god these poor men
The other day my history teacher gave me an assignment to write about my culture. I asked my mom what our culture was (because I have never come to a point in my life where I need to know that-) and she replied with "Oh. I'm part German and French. But Germany sucks so just talk about France." that was so out of context
How dare she put the french over the wonderful Germany!
@@xaraxaltaris34 ikr?? It was so sad and I didn't know how to respond lol
@@xaraxaltaris34
I hope you're just kidding.
*insert all quiet at the western front movie here*
France haves baguettes, Germany haves beer, France's SNCF is arguably worse than German Deutsche Bahn, particularly in Nord-Pas de Calais
In Germany we don't say "You have to learn that" we say "Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts aus dem Schlaf reiße muss das im Halbschlaf wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen" and I think that is beautiful
Every teacher be like:
Jeder Lehrer einfach
Das sagt mein Mathe Lehrer immer.
Truee
Oh yeah my english teacher
There once was a saying in Germany: In time, just like the German trains.
It got sarcastic over the years.
Mittlerweile sagen wir "pünktlich wie die Maurer".
Seit wann sind Maurer eigentlich für ihre Pünktlichkeit berühmt?
@@Blemonade1 Seit es die Bahn nicht mehr ist.
@@deusexmachina5769 In Bayern kommt die Bahn halt fast ne halbe Stunde zu spät xd
You should see Italian train schedules
Is it even bader there?
"German in the title"
Germans in the comments: *it's free real estate*
AHAHAHA Im a austiran xD
please get out of this comment section this comment section is now owned by the german republik
Lol I’m G e r m a n but I forgot my language after learning English ;-;
Guten tag
@@69x95 guten Tag auch zu dir
In germany we don't say "sorry the train was late for some reason, apparently they had technical difficulties", we say "Deutsche Bahn" and I think that's beautiful
5.37-5.55 everyone complanes about the DB (Deutsche Bahn) in Germany.
In my City where I live only the S-Bahn is late.
Tizzie137 that cuz it sucks
If you want to get somewhere with the DB then you should get a car and start making parody songs
@@Lenaneko bernau?
I remember a friend who very frequently had to make multiple hour trips with their trains. The train ride went exactly as proclaimed exactly once. Just. DB please. Get your shit together.
Not just any "train-app", the DEUTSCHE BUNDESBAHN NAVIGATOR
It's not the Bundesbahn since 1994. It's just DIE DEUTSCHE BAHN. East Germany before 1994 had DIE REICHSBAHN
The Reichsbahn only survived because of the Berlin treaty.
No scp 666 am
i like ur PROFILBILD
Dafuq hentai?
Chip:"Public transport..."
Me: *deep breath in* Southern Rail!
I totally agree. I'm German and I thought our trains were awful... until I had to go from London to Guilford on my own. /Owo\
I have never had a more unpleasant experience with public transport.
@@aryadroettning836 then dont go to guilford it's a shitwhole
@@solarsatan9000 if you need to because you live in bloody Loxwood in West Sussex you kinda have to... unless you want to take a train to London from Billingshurst that takes an hour to Guilford and then 30 min to London while Guilford is a 30 min drive🙈
Chipflake: there are 6 ways to say "the"
Me: * laughs in "el la los las"*
*eheh* der, die, das, deren, dessen, dem, den, des
Mood
@@urmomshusband9299 honorable mentions: ein, eine, einen
And then there are the Japanese.. with desu. Just Desu. Lol of course they have a billion ways of saying everything else, but it is funny how all encompassing desu is. Haha
@@feddlebagAnother honorable mention: dein deine deinen
In Germany we don't say "The puplic Transport was late", we say "Ich bin mit der Deutschen Bahn gefahren" and I think that's beutiful
Brudi deutscheban ist immer zu spät
Nein😑
lol stimmt
lern englisch
@@mantasmockus7339 why? everything here is correct?
If there were a talking cat walking in a supermarket I would stare regardless of which language they speak :-)
They do exist
It’s called a fursuit
Imagine a furry walking around screaming in anger German.
A random guy lol
A random guy
that would be scary
and weird
My brother was in England with his class . They just spoke German tho random people and filmed it. Best clip of my life!
Lidl and Aldi are not supermarkets in the traditional sense. They are "Discounters". They try to be very cheap by offering only basic groceries.
Kaufland, Rewe, Edeka, Real etc are real Supermarktes. But they are probably still relatively small compared to other countries XD
kommt denke ich auch drauf an wie groß die einzelnen Läden sind. Der Real bei mir hat eigentlich einen großteil von allem was du dir vorstellen kannst. 1 Stadt weiter ist ein real der so groß ist wie ein netto um die ecke.
But u can get everything u need there...even more lol
Actually england doesnt have thaaat big supermarkets, the biggest one I saw was Tesco and its not bigger then Real in germany
As someone whos lived half my life in germany and half in Britain... my local tescos in England is almost as big as the ikea is and all the other big chain supermarkets were big enough to get properly lost in with 30 aisles... every single German supermarket I've been to so far has no more than 5-6 aisles which are much smaller
@@Lilopad most likely those are decending from the former Kolonialwarenläden (now often EDEKA) or Tante-Emma-Laden, which all are fairly small. there are quite big stores around, though not in all you are allowed to shop without owning a business (i.e. Metro, C+C and similar). In Munich there is VM, which is bigger than many Walmart stores in the US, also Real and Kaufland (Lidl subsidiary) usually are very big shops. I would compare them with a typical Tesco.
On the other hand, I have been to Saintsbury in Cambridge and that store was quite tiny, basically just one aisle. So, I guess it always depends what you are looking for. a discounter will only have limited variety but sell fairly cheap (actually not really), whereas in a "full-sortiment-store" (Vollsortimenter) you can buy pretty much everything and are able to order specifics if you would like to (just talk to the manager, they are usually happy to order specials for you). This is, however, only based on my knowledge when I worked in an Edeka during my university years.
I’m learning German in school, and just completed my first year. All I have to say is…
….this is heckin’ relatable! It’s a hard language to learn but it’s fun at the same time. Except for all the umm…”the’s”.
So ist das halt
Sry die deutsche bahn ist berümt für ihre Verspätungen
Und nicht zu vergessen die ganzen technischen probleme der bahn
Der best deutche meme😂
The Demon berühmt
The Demon immer hin ist das wlan zuhause gut
Ich kenn das
I was half expecting a VPN sponsor when you talked about how bad the Netflix selection was.
Lol
me too xD
„Die Verspätung von 15 Minuten wird pünktlich eingehalten.“
Ist wahrscheinlich einer meiner lieblings Sätze :D
Link 27 11 „Cannabis ist verboten, weil es illegal ist“ ist einer meiner Lieblingssätze
What😂😂 hab ich ja noch nie gehört
Bei Hermes ist es das gleiche
"Die züge der linie... Um .14 Uhr halten planmäßig an gleis drei" wenn die mal planmäßig irgendwo halten wäre mir das schon recht 😂
QUE!?!?!?
Honestly, I am also learning Deutsch, it's kind of hard when it comes to grammar, but other than it, it's great. Also, I love your accent, it's a mix of British and German, it sounds great. I am proud of you.
I grew up with German and I don't understand the Grammar at all... tho English Grammar is relatively nonexistent in comparison so I'm not sure which I prefer 😆
English is simpler for the most part.
Yeah, the "Deutschebahn" is a meme in Germany. xD
Man sagt wenn jemand zu spät kommt: "Du bist langsamer als die Deutsche Bahn"
@@slyyyth762 ich glaube er versteht unsere sprache nicht
Berliner Flughafen...
@@schmockonaut4843 xD der deutsche Insider
@@slyyyth762 Das sagt eigentlich niemand lmao
what do we germans say about our Language? "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache"
Ja 😂
Umfahren ist ein Gegenteil von umfahren... Das sagt genug über uns aus.
Wie war das? "Kauf dich ne Tüte Deutsch, hat mich auch gehelft!" ;)
Ob du es glaubst oder nicht, ich bin besser in english als deutsch. ( bin deutsch )
@@schwarzerache5566 haha kennt man, oder am besten wenn man Wörter auf Englisch weiß aber nicht auf Deutsch. Kommt immer n bisschen komisch
5:56 same I can't travel without making sure I'm getting on the right train/bus/plane about 20 times
Yeah, this one time, my sister and i landed and when we went to our gate, we almost got on a plane to Las Vegas cause we were at the gate next to our gate, but, gimme a break, i got 3 hours of sleep the night before. :p
ITS the same in norway to and meny more ITS so iretating Plz just let me On the bus. I am writing this when im waiting On the bus.
I just wont travel alone i fricing hate it and im always thinking im on the wrong train
I’m always scared to miss my train/bus
The "auf geht's!" At the start was actually pretty good
6:00 der zug verspätet sich um 5 Minuten -> 10 Minuten ->30 Minuten -> fällt aus *''*AAHHHHHHHHHHH*''*
Mein Zug hatte 1 and halb Stunden Verspätung 😢😢😢
Frustrating
Der, die das
Wieso, weshalb, warum
nun in englisch:
the, the, the
why, why? why?
🤔
Wer nicht fragt, bleibt dumm
Wer wie was fehlt
Just say der die das Junge or der die das Tür, one of them will be right
EHRENMANN!😂😂
@@rima682 Wer wie was
who,how,what
Things I don't like about Germany:
Winter: -4°C
Summer: 40°C
(I live in Germany. I know. I suffer. Every summer day.)
Sameee it's soo hot right now I'm dying
I can purely relate OMFG the weather here is bullcrap
Lass ma an See fahren
I know, right? And my school doesn't even have an air conditioner! It's torture!
"Wir haben eine Theorie, doch uns fehlt noch der Beweis:
Im Winter ist es kalt und im Sommer wird es heiß"
-Wise Guys (Deutsche Bahn)
05:26 i understand this but things like "Currywurst", "Leberkäs'Weckle", "Spätzle" or "Laugenstange/Knoten" or even "Brezeln" are pretty German only. Sure you can find them in other countries too, but not in the same way.
(Btw im German)
Germans: see German in the title
Also Germans: well, well, well, ze Kommentarbereich belongs uns
In Germany we call that „Einmarschieren“
XD that's jokes man
Aber da muss NOCH ein bisshen rassismus rein
Wth are u saying
@@toasterdemon3716 lol
Wehrmacht denn sowas
With trains there are many DB(Deutsche Bahn) Memes, because everytime they are late.
Edit:
OMG! Thx for all the likes! My highest likes that I had before was 15xD.
And they make very bad ads... To all German people here, who know the ''Hype Bahn'' ad?
Boom play Elias I‘m german and I live in Germany and Yeah, this is Funny because it’s always Late!😂😂😂
You forget one Thing . If they doesnt came late they strike
Same with Italian trains xD
Most of the locomotives in Germany are steam powered and if you see a DRB class 52 don't call it a holocaust locomotive seriously
@@Waterscy dont*
Ah yes the wonderful city of "Whereiamrightnow"
The town of Isthisthestorefullofthatwhitestuffbecauseimlost is better in my opinion
More like
Wo-
Nevermind
Ah yes the beautiful city of "Thefeelingofbeingrobbed
Wehreimighkno
@@Bed_Tom nice:)
I really love that you put patreons in the beginning. Very respectful and respectable
*says PUBLIC TRANSPORT * me a german: we dont talk about that here!!!!!
NIEMALS. Wenn das die falschen Leute hören, wirst du deinen Zug niemals wieder sehen
The word that should not be speaken out. Guten tag
its the forbidden word
In Germany we say "Haram."
@@pibishu5134 that's Türkisch you Idiot Sandwich
Chip, it doesn’t matter if you’re speaking english or not...
WHO WOULDN’T START AT AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CAT?!?
Edit: Stare, not start
So... This isn't something normal?
stare* :p
Auto correcture probaly
But aren’t furries banned in Germany?
@@xxxjoshijxxx2315 Yeas thets rigt
In Germany we say about the trains when they are late or never come:"Typisch Deutsche Bahn."It's like a meme in germany
I always start yelling around and my friends start staring at me and then Im sad cause Im not alowed to yell ;(
Max Zaz German LP, lol, it's also a meme in The Netherlands.
@@simonvanzanten1428 what's Netherlands in german
@@BazookaLuca Niederlande (Holland)
That also applies to Scottish transport :/
Greetings from Germany :)
I totally agree with you, articles are worse, you don't learn that in 2 years, our public transport is a catastrophe, ehm I've never eaten cheddar but must be a treat
"German Netflix sucks"
*So... I guess you never saw the Brazilian Netflix...*
Or brazillian film
And I oop-
➖👄➖
👁️👄👁️
➖👄➖
👁️👄👁️
Primeira vez que encontro um brasileiro nesse canal
Why just why
Oof i know
_eating a spoiled sausage in germany is the wurst_
* slow clap *
Hehehe
Ayyyyyyyyy ｡^‿^｡
BOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
You seem to be everywhere :P
The Deutsche Bahn is actually a meme here😂
The Deutsche Bahn is eine very interesting Ausdruksweise.
Hermio e Hollyleaf ist so musste mal 2 stunden auf der bahn warten und dann sagen die so: sorry für die kleine Verspätung
Digga 2 Stunden
Es ist ein einziges meme😂
@@tomatenshow973 ich habe mal 4 Stunden gewartet und die haben sich net mal entschuldigt
@@dunati7883 karma auf einem ganz anderem level
I completely expected you to use the netflix part as a transition into a sponsorship
Chip, I don't think they're staring at you because you're speaking English, I think it's because of how unbelievably adorable your voice is >w
Gay
No
No it’s not gay, it’s.... FRICKIN ADORABLE
@@xxxjoshijxxx2315 I agree it is
@@bororusrooroo8010
No u
Public Transport
Me: meine Damen, meine Herrn, danke dass sie mit uns reisen,
Auf abgefahrenen Gleisen
Zu abgefahrenen Preisen.
Für ihre Leidensfähigkeit danken wir spontan.
Senk ju for träveling wis deutsche Bahn :D
Das ist Peter: 👨
Er betet zu Gott, in der Hoffnung, dass die letzte Zeile Lautschrift war!!!
@@mr.nothing3968 kennst du das Lied Deutsche Bahn? Dann verstehst du es
@@lisaweiss8871 jap. Hab ne Zeit lang Wise Guys gehört...waren ein paar coole Lieder dabei😂😂
Jur wälcam
Och die Wise Guys😂😂👍🏼
In Germany: Train Tickets are more expensive than Plane Tickets
Nani?!
The train tickets only cost 1,45$
@@I_kin_Sayori where i am it cost 3,50€
@@distressedbrain you poor soul
Depends on what kind of train and the distance you travel. But yes... lets say a 200km distance by ice(intercity Express-train) is likely more expensive than going by plane. Visiting my sister in Hamburg.... ~30€ by plane... ~80-120€ by train (depending on discounts, route, potentisl ocupancy rate)
My Tickets cost 11,50€ just so that i can go to school in a City 3 stations away. Worst thing about it is that i have to go by DB.
I Love the shadow meme where the subtitles say ''I AM AT ALDI'' it gets me every time
Can u pleas make a video in witch you're just speaking German. I'm from Germany and I would love to hear you talking German.
Yay Same (Ich bin auch eine Deutsche Qualitätskartoffel)
@Phoenix The Cheetah :3 He says "Yay Same (I'm also a german quality potato)"
He/She would, but the english viewers(people who only know english) wouldn’t understand unless he/she puts in translation. And that would take him longer-
Also, not hating! Just saying
Catgirl05 no cuz the majority of veiwers don’t speak german
Sunset Vybes she
I really laughed hard about the ariticle part. As a native german I can 100% agree on your point that even german starts arguing (really heavily) about articles sometimes. And this it self is hillarious enough, but is so damn cliché of german people as well... beeing super detailed and close to rules. The fight normally ends with one person checking a dictionnary. And even the freaking dicionnary sometimes is like "both maskuline ans feminin articles are used"
Its so messed up. I loved this about english classes a lot... "this this this and this article in english... is the. Chapter closed"
Das Nutella
@@hchskxnbcj Die Nutella!!
@@shiidooo Das Nutella ist die einzig richtige Antwort..alles andere sorgt für Krieg xD
"shut up, germans" ~the dictionary
@@hchskxnbcj *das* Nutella*glass*
*die* Nutella*creme*
*der* Nutella*aufstrich*
Der Artikel bezieht sich meist auf das weggelassen Nomen nach Nutella.
German: Der,die,das, wieso,weshalb,warum
English: The,the,the, why,why,why😂
Wieso weshalb warum is eigentlich das gleiche
Deutsch ist ne hölle
@@hashemhashem4696 stimmt 😂
@@hashemhashem4696 Es sind trotzdem unterschiedliche Wörter
es ist wahr ( It's true )
"German has 6 different ways of saying the word THE"
Russians: Wow, you can count it
("go" has 70+ forms)
Yeah Russian is absolutely horrible to learn.
@@maxeon0937 heh, you are right
"Oh youre russian? Name every go, then."
@@maxeon0937 This I've been waiting for all my life...
Ok, so
Go - идти, ходить, блуждать, передвигаться, приходить, подходить, отходить, входить, выходить, обходить, ехать, ездить, объезжать, подъезжать, приезжать, шествовать, гнать, гонять, везти, привезти, хожу, иду, езжу, прихожу, обхожу, ухожу, шёл, ходил, уходил, приходил, гнал, ездил, идёшь, ходишь, приходишь, уходишь, выходишь, входишь, едешь, ездишь, идёт, ходит, ездит, приходит, обходит, выходит, заходит, входит.
This is what I'm capable of(
By the way, *here all words are in no definite time and gender, that is, each word can be changed in nine more ways* (3 * 3).
Oh, of course, all this words can be transformed into two types of participles and it can also changes by time and gender
They are probably staring because some German people (me c:) like to hear other actual British or American people talk
Same, I'm happy to know that someone's interested in our country
@@akinasart I love England and America xd
Yeah i am most likely staring when i hear a brit speaking in Germany, because i am imagining talking to them, but because i am socially awkward i try to find a way to start a conversation, and since i am thinking of that so long i am staring xD
I'm German and I love English but I'm not staring at people
Despacito
It's der Akku because the full word is Akkumulator and it is maskulin
Das Akkumulatorenaggregat ... schachmatt ^^
@@yorneustein7851 Ich würde Patt bevorzugen da beide Wörter im gegensatz zu Akku eigenständige Wörter sind
@L ich würde sagen, dass maskulin richtig ist, da Akku ausgeschrieben Akkumulator bedeutet und das andere Wort nur fortgesetzt ist.
Den Akku.
@@tumhornkingslayer6411 nö , dafür gibts eine extra kreis in der gramatik hölle ^^
Yeah Germans Stare. Im German too and I stare at everyting thats Interesting for me
Ca Ga yeah but that’s rude sometimes :(
Passiert :D
Yeah me too
Once I drew someone in a train and he noticed and stand up to go and sit somewhere else in the train 😅
And if someone will stare at you, would you feel yourself uncomfortable or what you gonna do? o:
When you talked about the trains, it really reminded me of trains in Italy. They sometimes arrive pretty early but others get to 2 hours of delay. That’s what I had in zones like Lombardía and others. Yea great video for sure!, I would like to visit Germany tho, Im studying the language rn.
I’m part German and this girl in 4th grade called me a nazi because I’m German 😶
I feel you, I am a german and if I say "I am from germany" in a online game, everybody calls you nazi ._.
@@oklinq6099 wth are you talking about?? Nobody says that! Aber jetzt mal ernsthaft ich habe schon tausende mal mit Englischen oder Amerikanischen Menschen über discord oder headset gesprochen und mir ist das noch NIE passiert. Ich glaube du übertreibst da einfach ein wenig
@@yoop6154 Mir passiert das andauernd D:
@@oklinq6099 Wie kann das sein😂
Uhm thats why i hate the German History everybody Things were Nazis
Nobody:
German Netflix: I have Jaws and Jaws 3
Me: But I want Jaws tw-
German Netflix: NO!
German Netflix: NEIN!!
Conjuring auch
so true
yeah... same story with "Ip Man" xD
Warum haben die hier immer nur einen Teil von einer Filmreihe, das macht doch nicht mal Sinn
"German Netflix sucks"
Oh i know.
It sucks?
I don't think so. We have everything including original voice. Try to Netflix and Chill in an Islamic Country - you only have Bollywood there!
that's why i'm using vpn to watch netflix or disney+
Tor browser...
;)
@@bauju Blockada App on firetv xD
@@bauju Tor* Ich wusste nicht mal, dass das mit Tor geht... Ich mache es mit Proxys
i relate to the first one so much because im in a french school but i talk english with friends. EVERYONE stares at me.
"I'm very passionate about cheese. OK?"
I feel you so much about that.
same
same man
People who live in Wisconsin: I HAVE A LITERAL KINGDOM OF CHEESE YOU SIMPLETON!
Y A S
Passionate about cheese? OK. But cheddar? All French are crying now and feel confirmed about British food.
„If you need something more specific you have to go to one of the bigger markets“
KAUFLAND
LIDL LOHNT SICH
DANN GEH DOCH ZU NETTO
REWE
EDEKA,WIR LIEBEN LEBENSMITTEL
ERSTMAL ZU PENNY
Did you Know when you put „Kinder“ infront of „Country“ you just Have Chocolate
That’s really interesting thanks Chip for teaching me something new 😊
God, I love how amazing it is that I have just internalized "der, die, das, den, dem, des" from being a native German speaker (Austria) I don’t want to imagine how hard it would be to learn that from scratch... Jeez
As a German-Chinese that lives in America I have tried to learn German and it’s a mess
That’s just something very convenient to just … know
is the same for spanish. its extremely rare for me to use the wrong article but i've heard many many times people using the wrong article and i just don't get it. anyways, it doesn't really matter. you can perfectly understand the sentence if the article is incorrect, but maybe its not the same for non native speakers.
maybe if you skip the article entirely it'll be easier to understand sentences. just saying. they don't really add much to a sentence so whatever.
Ya if I ever go/move to a German speaking country I will just us die and explain my German ist nicht gut
Yep
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single sole
Not even Swedish scientists:
Chipflake: Did it fall into a black hole or something?
DB: *sweating*
xd
Es ist einfach die wahrheit lol (translation: its so true lol)
I didn’t know shoes could talk!
Apparently every train big train sttion in germany has a "ausweichschiene" which means the train passes by like 1km away from the stop thats something what pissed me off thats the black hole
DB kicks.
younger people in germany speak a weird mix of english and german... (myself included) but nobody ever stared at me lol xD
Denglisch sollte ein Verbrechen sein
Same
Me too
@@digitalavali5875 ne . Warum haben si viele Leute nen Problem mit Sprachentwicklung?
BRUH im from German and a little kid screamed at me "NEE!"😂😂
I need to say, I am a half German person that lives in Germany and love it to starte at random People trough the window.
Sieht so aus als wäre das normal.
Chipflake: "I'm very passionate about cheese, ok" (just talked about cheddar)
me: *doubts*
Same cheddar is just super plain. That was the one nice thing while I was in Germany there is so much more variety. (Also the Pfund I don't know something about it is just so satisfying).
The food= cheese= cheddar
Yeah Cheddar is... I better stick to my Danbo cheese.
( X ) Doubt
Mittelalter Gouda is the best
In germany we klatschen on our oberschenkel and say sooo and then we stand up and go xDDD
Same xD
That is absolutely right
Accurate
Dark Spyro So als wären deine Beine ein Pferd oder so😂
Ich bin voll der ober allmann xD
Chipflake:
This is my voice, one month in Germany.
Dis is may voice. zwei months in Germany.
Das is my voice. 3 Monate in Germany
GOTT SCHÜTZE DEN KAISER
xD beste xD
DAS DEUTSCHE KAISERREICH! °^°
XDD
**spielt Preußens Gloria**
Die Anspielung war gut:-)Greetings from Germany!:-)
As a german, I can say that a natural day here is to fight about if it called "die Nutella" or "das Nutella"
Me: a German*thinks the vid is full english*
Vid: AUF GEHT'S
Me: Nani?
Edit: CHRIST HOW DID I GET THESE LIKES
Edit 2: i uh.... i came back a while later... h o w?
Me auch
Aber Nani ist Japanisch
@@mothseverywhere Also warum nie "Was"?
Ja genau😂
WAS IST DAS DENN?!?!?
uuuuUUUUUUOO!!!
Chip:„Public Transport.“
My brain: DEUTSCHE BAHN
das liegt am Monopol dass die hier haben ... deswegen ändert sich auch nix xD
@@qwertzritter5197 Flixtrain verpasst denen hoffentlich mal die Respektschelle die sie verdienen
I didn't get the thing with the German supermarkets because I usually always find what I need, but as soon as the trains came up I was like YES I HATE THEM TOO! ! 😂😂
I can not help that Deutsche Bahn is so late 😪
well when you're in a city where public transport is operated by a company thats not DB its not too bad
@@feierfuchs9183 I don't Life in the city
@@feierfuchs9183 Wenn du genug Glück hast.
Area 51 is keeping the good Times of the DEUTSCHE BAHN
My mom started paying for a RUclips Premium membership a few months ago and decided to share it with the rest of the family, and to me it's physically impossible for anything to be less worth it. Yay, I am slightly less annoyed by ads, and am now moderately more annoyed by the fact that videos do not automatically close the moment I close RUclips.
RUclips did the thing again where they showed me an interesting and entertaining channel late at night, and now it's already 1 hour past bedtime... I guess I'll be binging the rest of the channel tomorrow.
I see u have fallen into the trap as well. I found this channel a few nights ago and it's my go to for binging before bed. 😅
Big mood
Literally me. It's 1:07 right now and I really should sleep... but I gotta watch
Fun fact about my train experience:
I had to travel to Hamburg once... but ended up in Berlin.
:'')
Moi Miek A non german musician I liked once had a concert in berlin but accidentally drove to bocha😂
Holy shit how did that happen? XD
How?
Omg.... i feel so bad for you
how did that even happen? XDDDD
BRUHHHH
Him: Lidl, Aldi
Me: *Ah I see, you're a man of culture as well*
Its a her
@@Dragonaya I don't want to be the know-it-all, but it's actually they/he as stated by chip on twitter.
But then again ... it's his decision to correct you or leave it ... soooo ...
eRsT mAl Zu PeNny!
@Nspnspker Freu dich Братан
They’re also in denmark
3:57 it's like french not only germany have multiple nominatives/articles
To be fair, a lot of people in my area speak english pretty well. Most of my friends are able to have a fluent conversation with tourists when they ask questions. Although even my friends stare at me when I sometimes call some british lads on discord for some random banter or just some chitchat
A british talking cat who likes cheddar-cheese... Now I've seen everything!
This sounds like my Cat :)
hes also a chubby cat :3
Eine britische sprechende Katze, die in Deutschland lebt* und Cheddarkäse mag😂
@@10kohnevideos56 Ja!
Me too! Now I can finally die.
"What does HALT ENTFÄLLT mean?"
Me, a German: Well, u r f*cked
Dachte ich mir auch so😂
Haha 😂
Isso
"Senk ju for träveling wis Deutsche Bahn! " Wie es so schön in dem Lied der Wise Guys heißt....
If it means a lesson in school "entfällt" ur not f*cked xD
your animation is absolutly amasing, it seems to pet my brain as I watch
it doesnt make sense but its true
U gotta listen to “Deutsche Bahn“ by “The wise guys“
Yes! Absolutey
Vincent Mayer i agree 100%
Yes. He just has to.
Sänk ju for täveling wis deutsche bahn🤣
Yeah
One thing you have to know mate,
the Deutsche Bahn is always late.
Unless you rely on it. Then your train will be exactly on time. Just to annoy you. Of course.
Yes thats right there is a song " Deutsche Bahn von den wise gys "
U can search for it on RUclips 🙂
Informationen zu ICE 230 nach : Berlin Gesundbrunnen, heute 15 min Später
No they arent late. They never come
They aren‘t late! Nobody know when they have to come. It‘s the greatest mystery in the world.
In Germany we don't say
''I have to go now''
We klatschen the hands on the Oberschenkel and say ''SO''
and I think thats beautiful :)
stolen comment...
@@insanegsxs1417
So? There's tons of things like these, even memes about it!
What's wrong with using a meme like god darnit man
Ebenfalls deutscher😊
In Österreich macht man das gleiche
Hola the Woodenfairy! Your Englisch is the beste, the I heard til now
I started to learn German a bit after watching this video and I was like, “how bad can the word “the” really be?”
I have suffered more with remembering what “the” I’m supposed to use then any other thing in the language.
Chipflake: "Public Transport"
Every german: *aNgEsPaNnTeS sChWeIgEn* ugh.. yeah.. I- I.. understand your struggle lmao
I can relate to aNgEsPaNnTeS sChWeIgEn
yes that is true coming from a german although buses are not that bad and my school bus only fails like 10 times a year
@@infinityyt7651 oha bonze oder was was für Schulbus
I mean ganz ehrlich wo ich wohne (Leipzig) klappt das zumindest mit den Straßenbahnen echt gut...
Ich hörte 'Trains' und dachte mir schon so ''Du musst nix mehr sagen DB ist selbsterklärend''
oh my god netflix here annoys me too *YOU UNDERSTAND ME*
*Vorschläge auf Grundlage von [Beliebter Film]*
catchgirl100 nice that inkling
catchgirl100 IKR
Until this video, I didn't even know that Germany had a worse offer.
I'm German and I just feel screwed xD
@@mlem6951 i swear, theres a movie that has been out for 4 years and never came on netflix
Are you an actuall cat?? I think I saw you yesterday in my garden
der deutsche und seine extreme l u s t i g k e i t
@@BerxToTheTom ja is doch so
@@loris4520 ja schon
You're his or her fans right? This is my first time i saw this channel so i want to ask something is this person a furries?
Lorisツ you are a lucky boi..
Ich liebe deine Videos, mach weiter so, du bist ein guter Content-Ersteller
5:40 every German watching this getting a „Lachflash“ because the „Deutsche Bahn“ turned out to have MEMES in here😂
True
Im german and yes you are Right 😂😂
Ja man😂
Deutsche Bahn is a meme in form of an company.
Ich kriege alleine wegen den ganzen Kommentaren die übelsten Lachflashs weil ES EINFACH STIMMT!!! 😂
As a German student I can count the number of times I was late to school because my train was either late or just kicked us all out in one spot because of "technical difficulties"
My friend said ,,Die Junge" once, so since that, we call him "Die Junge". XD
Das heißt ”Das Junge”.
Wow
Hah NOOOB
Der Junge
@@MrDonut-ch8dr Der Junge geh mal zur schule
People don't take pictures, because of privacy. I personally stare when I automatically focus on something or I find something interesting or strange about someone and when I do it only lasts about 1 or less seconds.
This moment when u feel cool that u can speak German
Ich auch achja
Thats not happening pretty often :D
@@LetsNetflixAndChill Achja du bist aus Deutschland 😂
BrrrAtWurSt
Ich bin deutscher lol
,,The Supermarktes in Germany Are smallˋˋ , because WE donˋt NEED them that HUGE!
(I am from Germany and we donˋt really need huge supermarkets)
What about Kaufland? Compared to Dutch supermarkets they are HUGE. I am Dutch but often go to germany just for groceries.
Well you seem to need large battleships
@@fleurdayo if they are small compared to German and German are small compared to English ones just wait till you see a French hypermarket
@@fleurdayo or Fleggard. We always have scandinavian visitors, who raid the whole store.😂😂😅
Tesco is not that big either conpared to any rewe or edeka
German teenagers: "Wow, das ist echt strange"
Haha like
l0l
Das geht mir so auf die Nerven
Ich hasse Anglizismen
@@mathias-michaelmorgner7803 ich werde dann mal mein Mobiltelefon aus meiner Hosentasche hinaus befördern um mir auf Internetseiten bzw. Mediatheken aus vielen Bildern bestehende Videos anzuschauen.
The public transport section basically equals most Pacers. Look them up if u dont know what they are.
Good vid.
Me: ah cool video I wonder ho-
Everyone else on comment section:" speaks german"
Me:I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!
Oh sorry die der das
I came here just for the ww2 jokes
Sorry dafür hier eine englische Antwort. Hehhe lool true
@@dragonkiller9239 * der die das
We are sorry.-.
That Mouth Animation is really darn fluid. Gut gemacht!
YEET YEET
I LOVE IT SO MUCHCFCTJCFJMCFYKKCFUCFHKCYKRCKFHCFHKCKFYKCFY SO CUTE
In England we say "sorry im late"
In Germany we say"bin mit der deutschen bahn gefahren"
XD
Why are german words long
@@clydexmation4583 XD
Typisch Deutsche Bahn 30 Minuten Verspätung sind immer drin
XD
IN JAPAN YOU HAVE TO FINISH EVERY BIT OF YOUR RICE UNTIL THE LAST TINY BIT LIKE- WHAT?
YOU KNOW I CAN TEAT THAT MUCH 😭😭😭
sure it’s respectful but…WHAA-
Can’t eat* sorry