Things I DON'T LIKE About GERMANY! (As a British person)
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2024
- So I've been living in Germany for quite a while now and a couple of things have started to get on my nerves... so I decided to make a silly animation about it! :D
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In Germany we don't say "You have to learn that" we say "Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts aus dem Schlaf reiße muss das im Halbschlaf wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen" and I think that is beautiful
Every teacher be like:
Jeder Lehrer einfach
Das sagt mein Mathe Lehrer immer.
Truee
Oh yeah my english teacher
In Germany we put our windows at Kipp and i think that’s beautiful
it truly is
Wait do they not have that in britain
Grxh nope
Nein, Stichwort Stoßlüften!
@@god3485 oh my god these poor men
The other day my history teacher gave me an assignment to write about my culture. I asked my mom what our culture was (because I have never come to a point in my life where I need to know that-) and she replied with "Oh. I'm part German and French. But Germany sucks so just talk about France." that was so out of context
How dare she put the french over the wonderful Germany!
@@xaraxaltaris34 ikr?? It was so sad and I didn't know how to respond lol
@@xaraxaltaris34
I hope you're just kidding.
*insert all quiet at the western front movie here*
France haves baguettes, Germany haves beer, France's SNCF is arguably worse than German Deutsche Bahn, particularly in Nord-Pas de Calais
In germany we don't say "sorry the train was late for some reason, apparently they had technical difficulties", we say "Deutsche Bahn" and I think that's beautiful
EVERYONE IN GERMANY knows this ONE rule!!:
DB ALWAYS comes late!
(German train company)
True
Lmao I have been in Germany, the train is late maybe in a minute, here in Israel if the train comes 20 minutes late everyone are surprised that it came so early
@@Israel_will_prevail lmao sorry dude love frome germany ✌
@@alexanimate5906 liebe zurück aus Israel ;)
Unless you rely on the train being late ...
Then the train will be exactly in time.
"German in the title"
Germans in the comments: *it's free real estate*
AHAHAHA Im a austiran xD
please get out of this comment section this comment section is now owned by the german republik
Lol I’m G e r m a n but I forgot my language after learning English ;-;
Guten tag
@@69x95 guten Tag auch zu dir
Chipflake: there are 6 ways to say "the"
Me: * laughs in "el la los las"*
*eheh* der, die, das, deren, dessen, dem, den, des
Mood
@@urmomshusband9299 honorable mentions: ein, eine, einen
And then there are the Japanese.. with desu. Just Desu. Lol of course they have a billion ways of saying everything else, but it is funny how all encompassing desu is. Haha
@@feddlebagAnother honorable mention: dein deine deinen
I’m learning German in school, and just completed my first year. All I have to say is…
….this is heckin’ relatable! It’s a hard language to learn but it’s fun at the same time. Except for all the umm…”the’s”.
So ist das halt
If there were a talking cat walking in a supermarket I would stare regardless of which language they speak :-)
They do exist
It’s called a fursuit
Imagine a furry walking around screaming in anger German.
A random guy lol
A random guy
that would be scary
and weird
My brother was in England with his class . They just spoke German tho random people and filmed it. Best clip of my life!
In Germany we don't say "The puplic Transport was late", we say "Ich bin mit der Deutschen Bahn gefahren" and I think that's beutiful
Brudi deutscheban ist immer zu spät
Nein😑
lol stimmt
lern englisch
@@mantasmockus7339 why? everything here is correct?
Honestly, I am also learning Deutsch, it's kind of hard when it comes to grammar, but other than it, it's great. Also, I love your accent, it's a mix of British and German, it sounds great. I am proud of you.
I grew up with German and I don't understand the Grammar at all... tho English Grammar is relatively nonexistent in comparison so I'm not sure which I prefer 😆
English is simpler for the most part.
The "auf geht's!" At the start was actually pretty good
There once was a saying in Germany: In time, just like the German trains.
It got sarcastic over the years.
Mittlerweile sagen wir "pünktlich wie die Maurer".
Seit wann sind Maurer eigentlich für ihre Pünktlichkeit berühmt?
@@Blemonade1 Seit es die Bahn nicht mehr ist.
@@deusexmachina5769 In Bayern kommt die Bahn halt fast ne halbe Stunde zu spät xd
You should see Italian train schedules
Is it even bader there?
Chip:"Public transport..."
Me: *deep breath in* Southern Rail!
I totally agree. I'm German and I thought our trains were awful... until I had to go from London to Guilford on my own. /Owo\
I have never had a more unpleasant experience with public transport.
@@aryadroettning836 then dont go to guilford it's a shitwhole
@@solarsatan9000 if you need to because you live in bloody Loxwood in West Sussex you kinda have to... unless you want to take a train to London from Billingshurst that takes an hour to Guilford and then 30 min to London while Guilford is a 30 min drive🙈
05:26 i understand this but things like "Currywurst", "Leberkäs'Weckle", "Spätzle" or "Laugenstange/Knoten" or even "Brezeln" are pretty German only. Sure you can find them in other countries too, but not in the same way.
(Btw im German)
I really love that you put patreons in the beginning. Very respectful and respectable
Not just any "train-app", the DEUTSCHE BUNDESBAHN NAVIGATOR
It's not the Bundesbahn since 1994. It's just DIE DEUTSCHE BAHN. East Germany before 1994 had DIE REICHSBAHN
The Reichsbahn only survived because of the Berlin treaty.
No scp 666 am
i like ur PROFILBILD
Dafuq hentai?
Actually the busses in Germany are kinda okay to get around, it's just the trains that are a pain
Yeah.. the trains are.. :/
If you live in a big city theyre ok, but not if you live anywhere else
@@blind_drunk_chris es muss keine Großstadt sein.
2:44
"Hey Cat sauce. Michael here."
…where are your paws?
When you talked about the trains, it really reminded me of trains in Italy. They sometimes arrive pretty early but others get to 2 hours of delay. That’s what I had in zones like Lombardía and others. Yea great video for sure!, I would like to visit Germany tho, Im studying the language rn.
„Die Verspätung von 15 Minuten wird pünktlich eingehalten.“
Ist wahrscheinlich einer meiner lieblings Sätze :D
Link 27 11 „Cannabis ist verboten, weil es illegal ist“ ist einer meiner Lieblingssätze
What😂😂 hab ich ja noch nie gehört
Bei Hermes ist es das gleiche
"Die züge der linie... Um .14 Uhr halten planmäßig an gleis drei" wenn die mal planmäßig irgendwo halten wäre mir das schon recht 😂
QUE!?!?!?
Yeah, the "Deutschebahn" is a meme in Germany. xD
Man sagt wenn jemand zu spät kommt: "Du bist langsamer als die Deutsche Bahn"
@@slyyyth762 ich glaube er versteht unsere sprache nicht
Berliner Flughafen...
@@schmockonaut4843 xD der deutsche Insider
@@slyyyth762 Das sagt eigentlich niemand lmao
your animation is absolutly amasing, it seems to pet my brain as I watch
it doesnt make sense but its true
"German has 6 different ways of saying the word THE"
Russians: Wow, you can count it
("go" has 70+ forms)
Yeah Russian is absolutely horrible to learn.
@@maxeon0937 heh, you are right
"Oh youre russian? Name every go, then."
@@maxeon0937 This I've been waiting for all my life...
Ok, so
Go - идти, ходить, блуждать, передвигаться, приходить, подходить, отходить, входить, выходить, обходить, ехать, ездить, объезжать, подъезжать, приезжать, шествовать, гнать, гонять, везти, привезти, хожу, иду, езжу, прихожу, обхожу, ухожу, шёл, ходил, уходил, приходил, гнал, ездил, идёшь, ходишь, приходишь, уходишь, выходишь, входишь, едешь, ездишь, идёт, ходит, ездит, приходит, обходит, выходит, заходит, входит.
This is what I'm capable of(
By the way, *here all words are in no definite time and gender, that is, each word can be changed in nine more ways* (3 * 3).
Oh, of course, all this words can be transformed into two types of participles and it can also changes by time and gender
"German Netflix sucks"
*So... I guess you never saw the Brazilian Netflix...*
Or brazillian film
And I oop-
➖👄➖
👁️👄👁️
➖👄➖
👁️👄👁️
Primeira vez que encontro um brasileiro nesse canal
Why just why
Oof i know
*says PUBLIC TRANSPORT * me a german: we dont talk about that here!!!!!
NIEMALS. Wenn das die falschen Leute hören, wirst du deinen Zug niemals wieder sehen
The word that should not be speaken out. Guten tag
its the forbidden word
In Germany we say "Haram."
@@pibishu5134 that's Türkisch you Idiot Sandwich
chip: articles
me: *visible anger*
As a german, I can say that a natural day here is to fight about if it called "die Nutella" or "das Nutella"
5.37-5.55 everyone complanes about the DB (Deutsche Bahn) in Germany.
In my City where I live only the S-Bahn is late.
Tizzie137 that cuz it sucks
If you want to get somewhere with the DB then you should get a car and start making parody songs
@@Lenaneko bernau?
I remember a friend who very frequently had to make multiple hour trips with their trains. The train ride went exactly as proclaimed exactly once. Just. DB please. Get your shit together.
what do we germans say about our Language? "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache"
Ja 😂
Umfahren ist ein Gegenteil von umfahren... Das sagt genug über uns aus.
Wie war das? "Kauf dich ne Tüte Deutsch, hat mich auch gehelft!" ;)
Ob du es glaubst oder nicht, ich bin besser in english als deutsch. ( bin deutsch )
@@schwarzerache5566 haha kennt man, oder am besten wenn man Wörter auf Englisch weiß aber nicht auf Deutsch. Kommt immer n bisschen komisch
Guten tag chip flake i proud that u hit so much subs
I Love the shadow meme where the subtitles say ''I AM AT ALDI'' it gets me every time
In Germany we say about the trains when they are late or never come:"Typisch Deutsche Bahn."It's like a meme in germany
I always start yelling around and my friends start staring at me and then Im sad cause Im not alowed to yell ;(
Max Zaz German LP, lol, it's also a meme in The Netherlands.
@@simonvanzanten1428 what's Netherlands in german
@@BazookaLuca Niederlande (Holland)
That also applies to Scottish transport :/
I was half expecting a VPN sponsor when you talked about how bad the Netflix selection was.
Lol
me too xD
I completely expected you to use the netflix part as a transition into a sponsorship
3:57 it's like french not only germany have multiple nominatives/articles
In Germany: Train Tickets are more expensive than Plane Tickets
Nani?!
The train tickets only cost 1,45$
@@I_kin_Sayori where i am it cost 3,50€
@@distressedbrain you poor soul
Depends on what kind of train and the distance you travel. But yes... lets say a 200km distance by ice(intercity Express-train) is likely more expensive than going by plane. Visiting my sister in Hamburg.... ~30€ by plane... ~80-120€ by train (depending on discounts, route, potentisl ocupancy rate)
My Tickets cost 11,50€ just so that i can go to school in a City 3 stations away. Worst thing about it is that i have to go by DB.
6:00 der zug verspätet sich um 5 Minuten -> 10 Minuten ->30 Minuten -> fällt aus *''*AAHHHHHHHHHHH*''*
Mein Zug hatte 1 and halb Stunden Verspätung 😢😢😢
Frustrating
Ich liebe deine Videos, mach weiter so, du bist ein guter Content-Ersteller
I need to say, I am a half German person that lives in Germany and love it to starte at random People trough the window.
Sieht so aus als wäre das normal.
Chip, it doesn’t matter if you’re speaking english or not...
WHO WOULDN’T START AT AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CAT?!?
Edit: Stare, not start
So... This isn't something normal?
stare* :p
Auto correcture probaly
But aren’t furries banned in Germany?
@@xxxjoshijxxx2315 Yeas thets rigt
"German Netflix sucks"
Oh i know.
It sucks?
I don't think so. We have everything including original voice. Try to Netflix and Chill in an Islamic Country - you only have Bollywood there!
that's why i'm using vpn to watch netflix or disney+
Tor browser...
;)
@@bauju Blockada App on firetv xD
@@bauju Tor* Ich wusste nicht mal, dass das mit Tor geht... Ich mache es mit Proxys
Jokes on you chip, here in the Philippines, MRT (Back before COVID happened) used to catch on fire or smoke all the time
Whos here 4 years later.
Me
The Deutsche Bahn is actually a meme here😂
The Deutsche Bahn is eine very interesting Ausdruksweise.
Hermio e Hollyleaf ist so musste mal 2 stunden auf der bahn warten und dann sagen die so: sorry für die kleine Verspätung
Digga 2 Stunden
Es ist ein einziges meme😂
@@tomatenshow973 ich habe mal 4 Stunden gewartet und die haben sich net mal entschuldigt
@@dunati7883 karma auf einem ganz anderem level
younger people in germany speak a weird mix of english and german... (myself included) but nobody ever stared at me lol xD
Denglisch sollte ein Verbrechen sein
Same
Me too
@@digitalavali5875 ne . Warum haben si viele Leute nen Problem mit Sprachentwicklung?
BRUH im from German and a little kid screamed at me "NEE!"😂😂
If I see a cat talking in the story I whould adopt it
i relate to the first one so much because im in a french school but i talk english with friends. EVERYONE stares at me.
Lidl and Aldi are not supermarkets in the traditional sense. They are "Discounters". They try to be very cheap by offering only basic groceries.
Kaufland, Rewe, Edeka, Real etc are real Supermarktes. But they are probably still relatively small compared to other countries XD
kommt denke ich auch drauf an wie groß die einzelnen Läden sind. Der Real bei mir hat eigentlich einen großteil von allem was du dir vorstellen kannst. 1 Stadt weiter ist ein real der so groß ist wie ein netto um die ecke.
But u can get everything u need there...even more lol
Actually england doesnt have thaaat big supermarkets, the biggest one I saw was Tesco and its not bigger then Real in germany
As someone whos lived half my life in germany and half in Britain... my local tescos in England is almost as big as the ikea is and all the other big chain supermarkets were big enough to get properly lost in with 30 aisles... every single German supermarket I've been to so far has no more than 5-6 aisles which are much smaller
@@Lilopad most likely those are decending from the former Kolonialwarenläden (now often EDEKA) or Tante-Emma-Laden, which all are fairly small. there are quite big stores around, though not in all you are allowed to shop without owning a business (i.e. Metro, C+C and similar). In Munich there is VM, which is bigger than many Walmart stores in the US, also Real and Kaufland (Lidl subsidiary) usually are very big shops. I would compare them with a typical Tesco.
On the other hand, I have been to Saintsbury in Cambridge and that store was quite tiny, basically just one aisle. So, I guess it always depends what you are looking for. a discounter will only have limited variety but sell fairly cheap (actually not really), whereas in a "full-sortiment-store" (Vollsortimenter) you can buy pretty much everything and are able to order specifics if you would like to (just talk to the manager, they are usually happy to order specials for you). This is, however, only based on my knowledge when I worked in an Edeka during my university years.
Everyone in Germany makes fun about the DB („Deutsche Bahn“), even people who don’t use them... like me...
I can make spaghetti
@@vaporisedbreadegg7096 congratulations you can throw something into hot water 👏👏
Und ich nehm DIEE ROOOOOTEEEEEEEENN MÜÜÜÜNZEN um ein propeller anzug zu kriegen geht schneller als die DB
I only used the DB once and will never use it again, it was 2 hours late lol
,,Senk ju vor traveling wis Deutze Bahn!" kann ich da nur sagen. Ich liebe Bahn fahren aber lieber zum Spaß oder zum reisen mit viel Extra Zeit und wenn man alternative Züge kennt.
Oder mal S-Bahn wo eh alle 10-20min eine fährt.
Nunja, es liegt wohl an der schlechten Infrastruktur und den ausgelasteten Strecken.
Dann kommen auch noch kleinere Pannen vor und Baustellen.
Man darf natürlich auch nicht vergessen das die Bahn seit Jahren bewährte Maschinen abstellt und so Schrott wie der ICE 1 immer noch im Dienst steht und eben einfach keine Alternativen da sind weil ja alle Reserven aufs Abstellgleis kommen.
We used to travel all around the world as missionaries. We went to Indoneasia, Bali, Cambodia, New Guniea, Singapore, China and many other places. In Indonesian, there isn't really the words like of, or or the. It was a very interesting language! It was also kinda weird because, like many other places, whites weren't really common in Indonesia. People would stare and take selfies with us all the time XD. They would call us "Bulai" which is white person in Indonesia :D. I love to see others talking about different countries and the experiences because I can relate :)
I love germany because there are so many places you can travel , and theres alot of snow.
its amazing i want to move back there when get older, but there are some up and downs about it.
„If you need something more specific you have to go to one of the bigger markets“
KAUFLAND
LIDL LOHNT SICH
DANN GEH DOCH ZU NETTO
REWE
EDEKA,WIR LIEBEN LEBENSMITTEL
ERSTMAL ZU PENNY
Sry die deutsche bahn ist berümt für ihre Verspätungen
Und nicht zu vergessen die ganzen technischen probleme der bahn
Der best deutche meme😂
The Demon berühmt
The Demon immer hin ist das wlan zuhause gut
Ich kenn das
Lidl exists over here in Sweden too, it's an alright supermarket
One day Me and one of my friends had to do a slide show on Russia and I accidentally typed one of the foods is fish eggs made out of fish eggs, and in Russia Santa is named Ded Moroz. By the time we got to the culture section we were bursting out laughing and the teacher told us to sit down. Now whenever I hear the words fish eggs I think of fish eggs made out of fish eggs and for some reason it’s still funny
Things I don't like about Germany:
Winter: -4°C
Summer: 40°C
(I live in Germany. I know. I suffer. Every summer day.)
Sameee it's soo hot right now I'm dying
I can purely relate OMFG the weather here is bullcrap
Lass ma an See fahren
I know, right? And my school doesn't even have an air conditioner! It's torture!
"Wir haben eine Theorie, doch uns fehlt noch der Beweis:
Im Winter ist es kalt und im Sommer wird es heiß"
-Wise Guys (Deutsche Bahn)
Ah yes the wonderful city of "Whereiamrightnow"
The town of Isthisthestorefullofthatwhitestuffbecauseimlost is better in my opinion
More like
Wo-
Nevermind
Ah yes the beautiful city of "Thefeelingofbeingrobbed
Wehreimighkno
@@Bed_Tom nice:)
For the Netflix = an VPN could help, maybe (I advice to try it as an option). I'm agree that Germany doesn't seems to have the best softpower like Japan or US/UK (wtf with Derrick?). Anyway they have a culture, history, city aestetic, huge forests, pastries, which make Germany an awesome place (so they're forgiveable).
As a german I can completly agree with the trains. "Deutsch bahn" this is the main train in germany, I Think, Its always too late or comes never
Chip:„Public Transport.“
My brain: DEUTSCHE BAHN
das liegt am Monopol dass die hier haben ... deswegen ändert sich auch nix xD
@@qwertzritter5197 Flixtrain verpasst denen hoffentlich mal die Respektschelle die sie verdienen
Public Transport
Me: meine Damen, meine Herrn, danke dass sie mit uns reisen,
Auf abgefahrenen Gleisen
Zu abgefahrenen Preisen.
Für ihre Leidensfähigkeit danken wir spontan.
Senk ju for träveling wis deutsche Bahn :D
Das ist Peter: 👨
Er betet zu Gott, in der Hoffnung, dass die letzte Zeile Lautschrift war!!!
@@mr.nothing3968 kennst du das Lied Deutsche Bahn? Dann verstehst du es
@@lisaweiss8871 jap. Hab ne Zeit lang Wise Guys gehört...waren ein paar coole Lieder dabei😂😂
Jur wälcam
Och die Wise Guys😂😂👍🏼
When you mentioned the Artikel part my brain immediatly went to "Nutella" which is one of the most commonly debated words when it comes to what artikel is right.
Greetings from Germany :)
I totally agree with you, articles are worse, you don't learn that in 2 years, our public transport is a catastrophe, ehm I've never eaten cheddar but must be a treat
Germans: see German in the title
Also Germans: well, well, well, ze Kommentarbereich belongs uns
In Germany we call that „Einmarschieren“
XD that's jokes man
Aber da muss NOCH ein bisshen rassismus rein
Wth are u saying
@@toasterdemon3716 lol
Wehrmacht denn sowas
In germany we klatschen on our oberschenkel and say sooo and then we stand up and go xDDD
Same xD
That is absolutely right
Accurate
Dark Spyro So als wären deine Beine ein Pferd oder so😂
Ich bin voll der ober allmann xD
I agree with the point that DB (Deutsche Bahn) and all other public trains always suck...
Either they come too early and you miss it.
Or they come too late.
And sometimes they got canceled, redirected or straight up stopped, so it wont reach your stop at all.
not the HLB
People don't take pictures, because of privacy. I personally stare when I automatically focus on something or I find something interesting or strange about someone and when I do it only lasts about 1 or less seconds.
Did you Know when you put „Kinder“ infront of „Country“ you just Have Chocolate
5:56 same I can't travel without making sure I'm getting on the right train/bus/plane about 20 times
Yeah, this one time, my sister and i landed and when we went to our gate, we almost got on a plane to Las Vegas cause we were at the gate next to our gate, but, gimme a break, i got 3 hours of sleep the night before. :p
ITS the same in norway to and meny more ITS so iretating Plz just let me On the bus. I am writing this when im waiting On the bus.
I just wont travel alone i fricing hate it and im always thinking im on the wrong train
I’m always scared to miss my train/bus
„The trains here have their days“
Not alot of good days tho
Except in Schleswig-Holstein since they have a different operator (and they are buying more and more of the tracks that le DB owns)
In germany we don’t say: „please do it“, we say DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL
"I'm very passionate about cheese. OK?"
I feel you so much about that.
same
same man
People who live in Wisconsin: I HAVE A LITERAL KINGDOM OF CHEESE YOU SIMPLETON!
Y A S
Passionate about cheese? OK. But cheddar? All French are crying now and feel confirmed about British food.
"What does HALT ENTFÄLLT mean?"
Me, a German: Well, u r f*cked
Dachte ich mir auch so😂
Haha 😂
Isso
"Senk ju for träveling wis Deutsche Bahn! " Wie es so schön in dem Lied der Wise Guys heißt....
If it means a lesson in school "entfällt" ur not f*cked xD
Chip: "Public transport!" *SIGGGGGGHHHHH* Me: "Same. LoL"
chip just saying "public transport"
me as a german: "yup, we hate that too"
Chipflake: "I'm very passionate about cheese, ok" (just talked about cheddar)
me: *doubts*
Same cheddar is just super plain. That was the one nice thing while I was in Germany there is so much more variety. (Also the Pfund I don't know something about it is just so satisfying).
The food= cheese= cheddar
Yeah Cheddar is... I better stick to my Danbo cheese.
( X ) Doubt
Mittelalter Gouda is the best
One thing you have to know mate,
the Deutsche Bahn is always late.
Unless you rely on it. Then your train will be exactly on time. Just to annoy you. Of course.
Yes thats right there is a song " Deutsche Bahn von den wise gys "
U can search for it on RUclips 🙂
Informationen zu ICE 230 nach : Berlin Gesundbrunnen, heute 15 min Später
No they arent late. They never come
They aren‘t late! Nobody know when they have to come. It‘s the greatest mystery in the world.
Omg i moves to Germany about 3 months ago
This warmed my heart
By the way I live in Berlin
And I’m from and english country too!
This is so exiting
I wish I could meet you one day!
and you are sooooo right
The language is hard and confusing sometimes....
The train thing is soo true but for me it’s with the bus lol
The long distance trains are so confusing
And my school is like 30 mins away
And I go alone....
I have to take a bus from my home and then a train then I have to cross a bridge
And when I’m going back home I have to literally run to get the earliest train then I have to run and catch my bus or i will miss it
Then I have to walk about 100 or so meters to get to my house
Lol
I talk too much
Chipflake: *says something in english*
*Germany wants to know your location*
A british talking cat who likes cheddar-cheese... Now I've seen everything!
This sounds like my Cat :)
hes also a chubby cat :3
Eine britische sprechende Katze, die in Deutschland lebt* und Cheddarkäse mag😂
@@10kohnevideos56 Ja!
Me too! Now I can finally die.
Him: Lidl, Aldi
Me: *Ah I see, you're a man of culture as well*
Its a her
@@Dragonaya I don't want to be the know-it-all, but it's actually they/he as stated by chip on twitter.
But then again ... it's his decision to correct you or leave it ... soooo ...
eRsT mAl Zu PeNny!
@Nspnspker Freu dich Братан
They’re also in denmark
My mom started paying for a RUclips Premium membership a few months ago and decided to share it with the rest of the family, and to me it's physically impossible for anything to be less worth it. Yay, I am slightly less annoyed by ads, and am now moderately more annoyed by the fact that videos do not automatically close the moment I close RUclips.
German: Der,die,das, wieso,weshalb,warum
English: The,the,the, why,why,why😂
Wieso weshalb warum is eigentlich das gleiche
Deutsch ist ne hölle
@@hashemhashem4696 stimmt 😂
@@hashemhashem4696 Es sind trotzdem unterschiedliche Wörter
es ist wahr ( It's true )
With trains there are many DB(Deutsche Bahn) Memes, because everytime they are late.
Edit:
OMG! Thx for all the likes! My highest likes that I had before was 15xD.
And they make very bad ads... To all German people here, who know the ''Hype Bahn'' ad?
Boom play Elias I‘m german and I live in Germany and Yeah, this is Funny because it’s always Late!😂😂😂
You forget one Thing . If they doesnt came late they strike
Same with Italian trains xD
Most of the locomotives in Germany are steam powered and if you see a DRB class 52 don't call it a holocaust locomotive seriously
@@Waterscy dont*
I love your art
Every video I watch, the art style changes either very slightly or major
Chipflake:
This is my voice, one month in Germany.
Dis is may voice. zwei months in Germany.
Das is my voice. 3 Monate in Germany
GOTT SCHÜTZE DEN KAISER
xD beste xD
DAS DEUTSCHE KAISERREICH! °^°
XDD
**spielt Preußens Gloria**
Die Anspielung war gut:-)Greetings from Germany!:-)
In England we say "sorry im late"
In Germany we say"bin mit der deutschen bahn gefahren"
XD
Why are german words long
@@clydexmation4583 XD
Typisch Deutsche Bahn 30 Minuten Verspätung sind immer drin
XD
This Artstyle is the best!
in Brazil most of the words have M, F, plural and singular variations, like, "beatiful" have "bonito", "bonita", "bonitos" and "bonitas"
_eating a spoiled sausage in germany is the wurst_
* slow clap *
Hehehe
Ayyyyyyyyy ｡^‿^｡
BOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
You seem to be everywhere :P
Yeah Germans Stare. Im German too and I stare at everyting thats Interesting for me
Ca Ga yeah but that’s rude sometimes :(
Passiert :D
Yeah me too
Once I drew someone in a train and he noticed and stand up to go and sit somewhere else in the train 😅
And if someone will stare at you, would you feel yourself uncomfortable or what you gonna do? o:
German words: dog-Hund cat-Katze Bird-Vogel car-Auto ice cream-Eis
More?
I’m British too! First British RUclipsr I’ve seen! Yay :D
Der, die das
Wieso, weshalb, warum
nun in englisch:
the, the, the
why, why? why?
🤔
Wer nicht fragt, bleibt dumm
Wer wie was fehlt
Just say der die das Junge or der die das Tür, one of them will be right
EHRENMANN!😂😂
@@rima682 Wer wie was
who,how,what
They are probably staring because some German people (me c:) like to hear other actual British or American people talk
Same, I'm happy to know that someone's interested in our country
@@akinasart I love England and America xd
Yeah i am most likely staring when i hear a brit speaking in Germany, because i am imagining talking to them, but because i am socially awkward i try to find a way to start a conversation, and since i am thinking of that so long i am staring xD
I'm German and I love English but I'm not staring at people
Despacito
you should have included the fact that they start EVERY SINGLE WAR omfg
He literally said that this is not a political video
as a person who makes too many war jokes I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna last a single day seconds once I step foot in Belin
My friend said ,,Die Junge" once, so since that, we call him "Die Junge". XD
Das heißt ”Das Junge”.
Wow
Hah NOOOB
Der Junge
@@MrDonut-ch8dr Der Junge geh mal zur schule