Would I Lie to You Series 7 Episode 9 - Highlights Special: The Unseen Bits

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  • @shankarmony70
    @shankarmony70 4 года назад +59

    Its insane how good these shows are. Simply great

  • @-Gorbi-
    @-Gorbi- 2 года назад +15

    “That’s why they put you on David’s side”
    Brilliant

  • @AleeraGorvan
    @AleeraGorvan 8 лет назад +336

    'Lee, would you stop designing hutches for stick-insects!'
    'What's the collective term for lots of stick-insects?' 'Trees.' xD
    David Mitchell was absolutely right when he defended the concept of panel shows in an interview against scripted formats by arguing that a great many brilliant lines simply could not possibly feature in sitcoms or similar formats.

    • @1ifemare
      @1ifemare 4 года назад +5

      From 0xford English Dictionary:
      A bramble of stick-insects.
      A shrubbery of leaf-NIsects.
      A constipation of dung-beetles.

  • @13game3
    @13game3 8 лет назад +334

    Lee Mack is genuinely the funniest guy I have seen. Genius!

    • @CorsetGrace
      @CorsetGrace 7 лет назад +19

      Lee is so fast and quick witted. Love him and this show.

    • @sureshhirawat
      @sureshhirawat 6 лет назад +4

      try norm macdonald m8.

    • @hairtrigger8317
      @hairtrigger8317 6 лет назад +12

      First time I've heard someone claim Norm MacDonald is the most hilarious man alive. He's funny don't get me wrong but ehhh, not that funny on the spot imo.

    • @oEDLIo
      @oEDLIo 6 лет назад +1

      nah

    • @un959
      @un959 6 лет назад +11

      Hairtrigger83 You're right.
      I do think Norm is fantastic when he can meander towards his point on his own terms. I think he's terrible with other people, he doesn't play well with others at all. If he does inadvertently set them up, he makes sure to cut them down. But either way he makes sure that it's all about him. It really makes me wonder why he bothers appearing on shows or whatnot with other people at all. It's clearly not enjoyable for him. It's like getting invited to a dinner party you didn't want to go to, agreeing anyway, pissing on the roast and then blaming everyone else for not liking it.
      Lee Mack is the exact opposite. He's at his best when he has people to riff off, and he is the quickest comic I've ever seen. He's as intuitive as Norm and will absolutely make jokes at others' expense, but it's more of a friendly jab instead of an irritated haymaker. If those people come back with something better he's more than happy to laugh and give them credit and laugh along with everyone else.
      Norm just gets surly.
      Two different comedic styles so it's weird to compare them.

  • @mschingacor
    @mschingacor 4 года назад +16

    Absolutely love this show

  • @morganstiefvater1693
    @morganstiefvater1693 8 лет назад +97

    "Now listen here, Dozzy Dave!"
    I love when Lee fills in parts of other people's stories.

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 2 года назад +5

    Due to all the robocalls that exist nowadays I've taken to answering the phone but leaving a pause, and then saying a very low and quick " 'lo."

  • @nicfarrow
    @nicfarrow 8 месяцев назад +1

    Best yet!

  • @tashiwangdu4747
    @tashiwangdu4747 9 лет назад +95

    hahahah that blooper that the end was gold !!

    • @applemask
      @applemask 7 лет назад +5

      - This is Ian,
      - AH HA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHA HA

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 5 лет назад +1

      I saw that show; they should have left it in!

  • @hailtothyking3916
    @hailtothyking3916 5 лет назад +19

    Holy shit, I don't how I actually found bits i haven't seen yet

  • @futuristicpoets9238
    @futuristicpoets9238 9 лет назад +22

    thanks nick from fulham for uploading this divine video

  • @dudesayingthings
    @dudesayingthings 4 года назад +11

    Charles if you don't want to talk to anyone at all why answer the phone? 😅😅 Stephen Mangan is a gem.

  • @superduper9357
    @superduper9357 4 года назад +8

    OK I don't usually comment on these shows but snooker table man was genius

  • @foreignpaul
    @foreignpaul 9 лет назад +98

    I'm surprised they cut them out!
    Lee's dart impression was hilarious, and I peed a little with Jon's clown story

    • @lucindagooding4294
      @lucindagooding4294 8 лет назад +7

      +Paul Pince It was really depressing though.. you could tell it was true being it Jon xD

    • @foreignpaul
      @foreignpaul 8 лет назад +11

      +Lucinda Gooding Oh no, the story itself was pretty heartbreaking haha. But Lee's comments had me on the floor.

    • @SundaraRamanR
      @SundaraRamanR 6 лет назад +5

      And the stick insect was so deliciously unbelievable.

  • @jonl3732
    @jonl3732 Год назад +1

    Excellent compilation with extremely funny peeps throughout show

  • @thisravenhasflown010
    @thisravenhasflown010 3 года назад +4

    Another brilliant episode

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 9 лет назад +187

    The outtake at the end makes the episode it is from even funnier that they knew Lee was lying but still played along with it. Also of all the lies Lee has been given being trapped in the back of a van is properly the easiest one he has ever had to tell and he messes it up.

    • @blindsightedkill
      @blindsightedkill 8 лет назад

      +MikeMJPMUNCH What is the episode number it is from? Anyone?

    • @MikeMJPMUNCH
      @MikeMJPMUNCH 8 лет назад +4

      +blindsightedkill Series 7 Episode 4

    • @adame6769
      @adame6769 8 лет назад +10

      have you seen the one where Lee talks about how he's donated something to the garden museum?

    • @MikeMJPMUNCH
      @MikeMJPMUNCH 8 лет назад +9

      Yeah that was top class lying by Lee in that one, he really made it seem ridiculous then turned out to be true.

    • @yossbot4947
      @yossbot4947 7 лет назад +2

      Here's a link to that part in the episode ruclips.net/video/XqxUhLcN6BQ/видео.html

  • @paulinecolraine4726
    @paulinecolraine4726 5 лет назад +17

    I thought Richard and his snooker table skit was hilarious 🤣

  • @jenniferspeers2453
    @jenniferspeers2453 3 года назад +4

    I do that dishes thing too. Rotate them for even use lol

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 2 года назад +4

    I put my washed plates on the bottom of the stack so they cycle through over the course of time.

  • @huwmordecai6209
    @huwmordecai6209 4 года назад +8

    Dermot treats his crockery in the same way that I do.

    • @marvinmeeker5765
      @marvinmeeker5765 2 года назад +1

      I take it a step further. Newly washed plates and bowls simply go on the bottom of the stack. Being kept in rotation, they gather a lot less dust.

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 4 года назад +7

    Lee Mack in the clown's stalker voice, oh my god. I pissed myself hhhhhhh

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 4 года назад +9

    some of lee's best stuff cut.

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 8 лет назад +26

    i can't believe they cut out some of this stuff

  • @THEBAYCITYROLLERMAN
    @THEBAYCITYROLLERMAN 6 лет назад +36

    26:25 Aaww, Poor Jon. What a sweet story! Poor li'l guy...

  • @Bobainthome
    @Bobainthome 10 лет назад +93

    Lee Mack is an amazing jokester

  • @billberndtson
    @billberndtson 3 года назад +4

    22:00 My favorite part about this bit is that SnookerTableMan would have to be brought into the home without legs (and arms, presumably) and would have to be assembled on site. Pedantry accomplished. :)

  • @carls1959
    @carls1959 3 года назад +4

    I also believe in restacking the dishes, after washing, on the bottom of the clean dishes still in the cupboard. Just a leftover habit from working in restaurants.

    • @marvinmeeker5765
      @marvinmeeker5765 3 года назад +3

      There is a practical reason for FIFO (First in first out). The dishes are less likely to gather dust.

  • @mistersharpe4375
    @mistersharpe4375 7 лет назад +11

    4:52 Wow, the audience really loved that bit.

  • @oisinmachine1246
    @oisinmachine1246 7 лет назад +12

    There's only one nick from fulham,
    There's only one nick from fulham,
    There's only one nick from fuuuullllham,
    There's only one nick from fulham!

  • @HeartYukitty
    @HeartYukitty 9 лет назад +91

    Lee Mack is the most hillarious man alive

  • @Morgana0x
    @Morgana0x 4 года назад +18

    I can't believe they left out Jon Richardson's stalking story. It was hilarious.

  • @beuxjmusic
    @beuxjmusic 6 лет назад +11

    Lee Mack would be such an entertaining Darts professional... We need more comedic athletes...

    • @Snaakie83
      @Snaakie83 5 лет назад

      Darters are athletes?

  • @DontKloppMeNow
    @DontKloppMeNow 6 лет назад +13

    Charles dances irish voice sounds just like michael smiley

  • @owengrant9066
    @owengrant9066 5 лет назад +7

    Rob Brydon loves role playing, does my head in lol

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 2 года назад +3

    If you don’t want to talk to people, why pick up the phone?
    Charles: Look, I have killed people smarter and younger than you.

  • @readigo
    @readigo 10 лет назад +10

    Those middle-class jokes, always kills me haha

  • @RileyBruh
    @RileyBruh 3 года назад +11

    "you can't answer the phone with silence" one time I told my ex that I wasn't sure which of my friends I was chatting online with bc I didn't recognize the username but they obviously knew me. and so he called them from his account out of the blue and asked who they were. imagine getting a call from an unknown number and being asked who YOU are

  • @marvinmeeker5765
    @marvinmeeker5765 8 месяцев назад +1

    I do something more involved than Dermot. I call it, “First in first out.” It’s fairly simple. Newly cleaned dishes go to the bottom of the stack, etc. It ensures that they don’t gather dust, for dishes etc. Canned food has an expiration date, so I stock the shelf from the back.

  • @paulinecolraine4726
    @paulinecolraine4726 5 лет назад +6

    Absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 2 года назад +1

    "What's the collective for stick insects?"
    "Tree."

  • @PSNable
    @PSNable 7 лет назад +25

    23:19 Lee Macks delivery. Fucking hilarious!

  • @megsmith5989
    @megsmith5989 6 лет назад +7

    I do the same thing with my plates and bowls...

  • @Linfrancie
    @Linfrancie 11 лет назад +3

    Thank you so much for the upload!

  • @slashbat2375
    @slashbat2375 4 года назад +8

    Now they've made me feel weird for being silent when I answer the phone. If I don't recognise the number and neither does truecaller, then I just stay silent until they speak 😂

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 2 года назад +3

    I can't believe the darts one hasn't been posted as a clip by every WILTY channel, I've never seen it! And we know Richard Osman is genius, but that was an incredibly convincing child's made-up superhero on the spot... I think they cut some of these for the sake of time, not quality!

  • @redeyestones3738
    @redeyestones3738 2 года назад +2

    David- "insect sticks live in gangs". He obviously never saw any. Never seen more than one at a time

  • @KrillinGoku
    @KrillinGoku 11 лет назад +9

    I think some of these were better than the ones they kept in.

  • @ILuvAyeAye
    @ILuvAyeAye 4 года назад +3

    Sometimes I say lie because the thought of it being a true story is bumming me out. Like the stick insect pet. Or (from another episode) Mack's womble massacre.

  • @LilyValesti
    @LilyValesti 6 лет назад +4

    I've answered a phone call with silence before............ atleast 3 times.... I can't help it, new phone who even has my number XD

  • @llddau
    @llddau 4 года назад +2

    I remember because of stalagTites, from the Top!

  • @MichelleSudarsono
    @MichelleSudarsono 5 лет назад +2

    Sometimes, if it's an unknown number, I would pick up in silence... and wait to see if I recognize the voice or not. So it's not impossible. They usually sound confused, and then if I know them, I'll just blame the signal and pretended I've been saying hello all this time.

  • @leglessinoz
    @leglessinoz 5 лет назад +2

    I pick up the phone and wait for the caller to speak first.

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 5 лет назад +7

    I believed Dermit right away because I do the same

  • @simonacomb
    @simonacomb 11 лет назад +4

    Same here! Awesome stuff

  • @mortennrgaard179
    @mortennrgaard179 4 года назад +3

    6:23 This is the best burn ever :D

  • @QuiznosBear
    @QuiznosBear 5 лет назад +9

    Stalactites have to hold on tight to the ceiling.
    Stalagmites are the other ones.

    • @palestinevideos2025
      @palestinevideos2025 5 лет назад

      Nope it's stalagtites stand tightly
      Stalagmites hang mightily

    • @funnytmc2190
      @funnytmc2190 3 года назад

      Stalagmites might poke you in the ass from below

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 2 года назад

      @@palestinevideos2025 did you watch the video? it's stalactites, tight to the c for ceiling, and stalagmites with g for ground

  • @gillymac9363
    @gillymac9363 4 года назад +2

    3:57 Aye Lee that's what you were just told. Stalactites come down.

  • @mmeparadis
    @mmeparadis 4 года назад +9

    Jon Richardson's clown story broke my heart a little 😢

  • @fiona-una4831
    @fiona-una4831 6 лет назад +1

    ... I always answer the phone without answering... lolol that's my social anxiety

  • @BrownstoneWalkUp
    @BrownstoneWalkUp 11 лет назад +5

    According to wikipedia, there will be a Christmas special this year.

  • @Ad-Infinitum
    @Ad-Infinitum 8 месяцев назад

    22:48 You can see Lee's mind working, pretty sure what he thought of wasn't appropriate 🤣

  • @Devilishsuki
    @Devilishsuki 5 лет назад +8

    Don’t think it’s that uncommon to do the thing with plates and bowls - I do this also, mostly for mugs, gotta bring the ones in the back to the front from time to time.

    • @triciat-b3972
      @triciat-b3972 5 лет назад +2

      eventuallyI agree. Using the same plate(s) over and over wears out the coating/varnish whatever it's called, including any pattern. Rotating them keeps 'em fresh a little longer.!!!

    • @OliB150
      @OliB150 5 лет назад +4

      I thought it was perfectly normal until watching this. I always put the clean plates in at the bottom of the pile so that the ones that were already there are used next.

  • @MrRozli
    @MrRozli 11 лет назад +2

    How did you know I just wanted to watch that? :)

  • @stevebloodymckenna
    @stevebloodymckenna 11 лет назад +11

    Brilliant! Jon Richardson's clown stauking story was the best:)

  • @mashakalinkina7207
    @mashakalinkina7207 Год назад

    Its wild how the clown story went from silly to sad. We've all been there. :p

  • @noldo3837
    @noldo3837 2 года назад

    Regarding not saying "Hello" on the phone, the most sane my dad said on the phone was "Hello, balloon and airship rental here, how can we serve you?"

  • @nicolaguy3048
    @nicolaguy3048 4 года назад +16

    Am I the only person who really fancies David Mitchell? :-)

  • @JamesForster1123
    @JamesForster1123 7 лет назад +21

    Lee Mack is amazing funniest guy ever

  • @sarahc561
    @sarahc561 8 лет назад +9

    If its a number I don't know I answer with silence, then they usually hang up. It will have been a call centre wanting to offer me PPI.

    • @sjn6704
      @sjn6704 8 лет назад

      Or its a potential employer trying to offer you a job

  • @BrownstoneWalkUp
    @BrownstoneWalkUp 11 лет назад +16

    You know, I'd much rather see a movie starring Snooker Table Man and Percentage Man than Superman and Batman.

  • @thomascrownbuerger
    @thomascrownbuerger 4 года назад +4

    I think it's fair to say the opposition has got it down to 50/50.

  • @jessamineoconnor9414
    @jessamineoconnor9414 6 лет назад +1

    This is great'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheMadAfrican1
    @TheMadAfrican1 2 года назад +2

    David O'doherty's story made me realise that he is another one of those comedians who freaks me the smeg out cause he seems so... odd. Much like Joe Wilkinson. I just get the shivers.

  • @ciciamour3265
    @ciciamour3265 6 лет назад +2

    When I get a call from an unknown number I pick up the phone and don’t say hello 🤷‍♀️

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 8 лет назад +14

    I love that brief look Lee and Henning share at 17:10, as if to say "Bitches, am I right?"

  • @BrentElisens
    @BrentElisens 6 месяцев назад

    I answer the phone with silence.

  • @applemask
    @applemask 9 лет назад +3

    ALLO I'M SEAAAN

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 8 лет назад +15

    Gangs of stick-insects xD

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick 5 лет назад +1

    14:20 - Stalagmites push up with all their might ('mite')... Stalactites are the other ones that hang down! At least, that's how I remember it... =0D

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 4 года назад +1

      nickthelick I learned you “mite” trip over a stalagmite.

    • @miniveedub
      @miniveedub 4 года назад +1

      Stalactites have to hang on tight.

  • @brucesinclair6039
    @brucesinclair6039 5 лет назад +4

    Stalagtites hold on tight... You might trip over stalagmites.

  • @nanka2002
    @nanka2002 5 лет назад +2

    the homeland guy is hot 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

  • @renzo6490
    @renzo6490 5 лет назад +10

    At 15 min 26 sec there is a noise like a giant wet fart.

    • @abbyschneider4644
      @abbyschneider4644 4 года назад +2

      Renzo ive been thinking about this for so long

  • @lucindagooding4294
    @lucindagooding4294 8 лет назад +6

    Joan is a right cutie

  • @jamesneilsongrahamloveinth1301
    @jamesneilsongrahamloveinth1301 5 лет назад +2

    Stalactites tombent, stalagmites montent . . .

  • @MsJonasBrosFan69
    @MsJonasBrosFan69 11 лет назад +1

    Sooo, does this mean a new series is coming up?

  • @D3w10n
    @D3w10n 7 лет назад +3

    @ 15:14
    No Kirsty, she cannot tell the cock size by someone's dart skill... I am safe xD

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 2 года назад

      prowess doesn't mean size, it means skill...

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n 2 года назад

      @@just-tess In this case - potato potatoe

  • @markanixon77
    @markanixon77 4 года назад +1

    2:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Therealalbot
    @Therealalbot 5 лет назад +2

    jon richardson didnt follow a clown around...
    .... oh wait the clown was doing magic , more believeable now.

  • @megannehover
    @megannehover Год назад

    StalagTITEs hang on TIGHT to the ceiling. StalagMITES MIGHT join them one day. That's how I learned them when I was a child.

  • @dudesayingthings
    @dudesayingthings 4 года назад +1

    13:15 the black guy on Lee mac's team looks exactly like Emile heskey.

  • @gnome_de_guerre
    @gnome_de_guerre 4 года назад +1

    They Stick together.

  • @letitgo6912
    @letitgo6912 5 лет назад +1

    5:58 I do the same sorta thing....

  • @francaperotti5934
    @francaperotti5934 5 лет назад +2

    Joan bakewell is so beautiful

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 2 года назад

    I do what Charles does when i dont recognize the number.
    I also do what Dermot does with the plates. So im not using the same 1-2 plates/bowls every time.

  • @clivewells7090
    @clivewells7090 4 года назад

    The black guy is David Harewood. Off of Homeland, apparently. Yor welcome. X

  • @plywoodcarjohnson5412
    @plywoodcarjohnson5412 2 года назад +1

    I disagree with these bits being unseen. But I don't mind seeing them again.

  • @dielaughing73
    @dielaughing73 5 лет назад

    The mites go up and the tights come down

  • @colemyst
    @colemyst 7 лет назад +1

    I miss Nick.

  • @noahhildreth8043
    @noahhildreth8043 9 лет назад +3

    Wait... So in the this is my round, the panelists are all given a card to read their story from too? I always assumed they made up their stories for this round

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 8 лет назад +4

      +Noah Hildreth Maybe they got to write them themselves beforehand...? I mean it never seemed to me like they made it up on the spot, that bit always sounds prepare, but I'm not sure whether their lies for that are written for them or if they get to make them up.

    • @sirplantain
      @sirplantain 7 лет назад +1

      They get to make the lies up, they just get time to prepare beforehand. I think that it's one of the reasons why they occasionally mess up, big time.