“This is all the things I’ve been wanting to tell yeh. I really am not comfortable, and I can’t, so I’m gonna let Brain McKnight take it from here”. Jesus, that fucking ended me!
when tom said the year was 2000 i immediately guessed brian mcknight without thinking, so when he said thats who it was i promptly lost my shit with laughter.
I made a cd for a gf when I was 17 and recorded myself telling her I love her and it breaks into some love song, haha..I’m with you Tom, the things we do
For real. I hate how Tom will sit and listen to him for a few minutes, then when Tom goes to say something he's like "OOH! THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THIS THING I SAW" and just won't let Tom get a sentence out. I know he isn't being mean or shitty on purpose but it really gets old lol
Dreymon Green you ever had diarrhea for 6 hours because you had a sip of water for breakfast? You ever had diarrhea for 6 hours because you were hungry for too long and then ate a piece of toast?
I think it's definitely anxiety, what a coincidence the worst shit he had was on a date with a girl he really wanted to fuck. He was so anxious and that happens
I'll be honest, I am a casual fan of HoneyDew (the high pitched laughter, etc. throws me off). But THIS CLIP, it is sooo perfect for the interview! This moment in time (Ryan and Tom) is perfect, comedy gold!
In elementary school I got “dumped” bc it was such a serious relationship and I was pretty angry and I played I walk alone in the phone which is Batista’s entrance song in wwe
@@62.81 what made it worse was I had my off brand ipod hooked up to a keyboard that could ply the music which I used to play the song on our home phone 🤦🏼♂️ not a personal one
I scrolled through a good many of comments and can't believe I didn't see this. Those bathrooms are called Jack and Jill bathrooms after a nursery rhyme according to google.
I have had the same experience as Tom going out with a girl for a little while said a loved her she said I know then like a week later she was with my friend good thing we can laugh about it know tho Tom 😂😂😂😂😂
If there is a god, that phone message still exists - recorded on a tape preserved throughout the years, just waiting for a fan to stumble upon it and release it to the World 🙏
My first date was with my friend's sister. I think I was 14 or 15. At the end of the night I walked her home from the movies. She asked me at her door if I was going to kiss her. I went in for the kiss, missed her lips completely, then ran away.
After the bathroom story I looked at what Tom was drinking and it probably looked exactly like the content of the toiletbowl after the first or second flush
Tom's need to shit story - the exact same thing happened to me the first time a girl hit on me - Like literally was dribbling down my leg in a nightclub. Devastating...
“This is all the things I’ve been wanting to tell yeh. I really am not comfortable, and I can’t, so I’m gonna let Brain McKnight take it from here”. Jesus, that fucking ended me!
I choked on my food just now laughing at that part lmao
@@bobbybaklava9605 😂😂
I wanna button that when pressed plays just Tom and Ryan laughing
Sicklers laugh is so piercing, hurts my ears unfortunately
Need it, need it
I want to edit this so I don't have to hear the other guys laugh. Even segura looks like he doesn't understand why this guy is laughing like this
record the sound of them laughing, find a custom soundboard app on your phone, boom :D
A perfect harmony
when tom said the year was 2000 i immediately guessed brian mcknight without thinking, so when he said thats who it was i promptly lost my shit with laughter.
I made a cd for a gf when I was 17 and recorded myself telling her I love her and it breaks into some love song, haha..I’m with you Tom, the things we do
Now heres a cool guy 😎 💕 ❤️ 🎸
@JAS I made cds for a hoe on more than one occasion. From 16 to 20 years of age. 2000-2004
Good morning Julia!!!! Sounds like Tom wanted to go full trottle with Mary
Safety's on. Now it ain't
By Dimebag Be Driven ROLL TIDE!
6’3”.... on his mama’s shoulders.
😂😂😂
Why is it Tom is more open with Ryan than Dr. Drew?? Lol he just torments Dr. Drew
its called a jack and jill bathroom when you have the two doors, one on each side
I've watched this clip at least 10 times
"Yeah, you were like Janet Jackson, 'Let's wait awhillleeee.'"
This is like the 5th story I’ve heard from Tom that makes me believe he has some sort of IBS
The reason Tom likes farting so much is because he feels like he's redeeming himself from the childhood shit cry trauma.
Doctor Fantastic LAST CRUSADER Can I get a link to where he talks about it
Deep
Ryan is amazing. The Honeydew might be my #2 podcast. Guy deserves so much more appreciation.
Tom: ”Do I ever cross your mind, anytime?”
Her: “No”
😂😂😂
Could listen to these 2 all day 👌🏻😂 listening to Bert is a struggle 😴
For real. I hate how Tom will sit and listen to him for a few minutes, then when Tom goes to say something he's like "OOH! THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THIS THING I SAW" and just won't let Tom get a sentence out. I know he isn't being mean or shitty on purpose but it really gets old lol
Dude I haven’t for real laughed that hard in a long time
"who knows what's happening with my guts and my ass" - Tom segura
That's great! Ryan and Tom are funny af together
Jesus I almost died laughing watching this LOL
Dude has like ten instructions on his venti iced water
dude this was legendary. enuff said
The ‘Janet Jackson, let’s wait a while’ was the funniest thing ever man. Fuck lmfao.
Also, you’re old af for that ahaha
"Immediately, I gotta get in the shower."
Should have asked him about Theogate
I too have left a song on a girls voice-mail only to have a mutual friend tell me the girl didn't see me that way.
alll myyyyy lifeeeee . . . . . .I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
I guarantee you the song was "do I ever cross your mind"
YES! .....then she had a baby lol
I was thinking "The only one for me".
Damn man, Sickler gets Tom rolling pretty easy. Great clip.
They are great together
Oh man don’t tell me...it was the song “Back at One” wasn’t it 😂🤣 🤫
Tom's been diagnosed with IBD by now, right? Something is definitely up with his intestines.
@Dreymon Green bull, having too low or high serotonin levels can cause your intestinal track to be over or under active
@Dreymon Green bruh you don't know shit about biology, fuck outta here
Dreymon Green you ever had diarrhea for 6 hours because you had a sip of water for breakfast? You ever had diarrhea for 6 hours because you were hungry for too long and then ate a piece of toast?
Naomi Shambles I’m obese and overeat, I shit way more often than the average person and I’m fine.
I think it's definitely anxiety, what a coincidence the worst shit he had was on a date with a girl he really wanted to fuck. He was so anxious and that happens
9:59 i'm going to guess the song was 'Back to One'
Tommy keepin em high and tight
1...you’re like a dream come true, 2...I only wanna be with you, 3...repeat steps 1thru3.....I know it was this one, Tom
Damn, I've tried to recapture that moment. If you don't hit it those times with certain people, it'll be gone forever.
It is the nature of a man to lead a story about unrequited love into a story about poop
Sickler's laugh can cure covid19
“This is all the things I been wanting to tell ya, I really am not comfortable and I can’t so imma let Brian McKnight take it from here.”
About to listen to podcast doe's he mention the failed love story Between Theo and Christina #THEOGATE
theogate keeps growing !
They have to address it
We will not be silenced!!!
Holy shit my cringey middle school self just popped back in my head... ugh
I'll be honest, I am a casual fan of HoneyDew (the high pitched laughter, etc. throws me off). But THIS CLIP, it is sooo perfect for the interview! This moment in time (Ryan and Tom) is perfect, comedy gold!
In elementary school I got “dumped” bc it was such a serious relationship and I was pretty angry and I played I walk alone in the phone which is Batista’s entrance song in wwe
That’s funny af 😂
@@62.81 what made it worse was I had my off brand ipod hooked up to a keyboard that could ply the music which I used to play the song on our home phone 🤦🏼♂️ not a personal one
Ryans laugh is hilarious as fuck..
Love Tom and his intestinal issues. lol
8:36 that laugh
It's called a Jack and Jill bathroom.
This broad definitely loved them piano intros. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why is it so hard to find this full episode?
Theogate!!! Tom's scrum is jelly.
This shot is hilarious.
we had that bathroom situation in ait during military job training. one bathroom for 6 people
This intro song is the best
Return of the Mack😂😂😂😂
but what song Back at 1?
You have a fucking contagious laugh lmao (Ryan)
Fuck I can’t wait for Toms show in May
I guessed Brian McKnight !
Suite bathroom, Sickler
Lafreda Sias I thought it was Jack and Jill bathroom.
The title of this sent me giggling
Tom brings out that guys lee syett laugh
What Brian McKnight song is it ?
You guys should have a podcast together.
It had to be " Do I ever cross your mind?" " 6 months, 8 days, 12 hours", is way too specific.
What's the song ???
Return of the mac
I did the same for a middle school love in 88. The song was Phil Collins - Sussudio. She didn't get it.
'Holding on to an emergency.☺🤗
Return of the mack made me piss myself
Holy shit, Sickle Cell is so fucking funny oh my god. Him and Tom have such chemistry.
I bought a girl in a similar situation the Brian McNight CD!! NO LOVE!! 😂 same time frame and he’s from my area.
Everyone's got stories like this, if you say you don't... you're probably lying
or just had a boring ass life lol
I scrolled through a good many of comments and can't believe I didn't see this. Those bathrooms are called Jack and Jill bathrooms after a nursery rhyme according to google.
Jack and Jill bathrooms!
I have had the same experience as Tom going out with a girl for a little while said a loved her she said I know then like a week later she was with my friend good thing we can laugh about it know tho Tom 😂😂😂😂😂
A _week_ later? Damn man, you dodged one loose bullet right there.
I got set up with a date for my junior prom and I really liked the guy and the next morning he asked my best friend!!
Ik the honeydew groove is just a backtrack someone came up with in a few mins. But I dig it
Man how I wish, that girl could call in for an interview about that date with Tom back in college !
Brian McKnight!!! Gotta be back at one ☝️
Wow, that laugh is brutal.
wrong
i keep laughing
If there is a god, that phone message still exists - recorded on a tape preserved throughout the years, just waiting for a fan to stumble upon it and release it to the World 🙏
That's what happens when you drench your wings
My first date was with my friend's sister. I think I was 14 or 15. At the end of the night I walked her home from the movies. She asked me at her door if I was going to kiss her. I went in for the kiss, missed her lips completely, then ran away.
College Tom sounds like a really cool guy
Is Ryan wearing a turtle shell beneath that shirt
@7:17 - Crackle Crackle
Tom "There's a s@!%storm brewing" Segura
GOOD LORD GUYS! You're comedians, o
I will listen to Bert kreischer's laugh everyday all day for the rest of my life if I could never hear Ryan's laugh again
The new ymh Austin studio best be legit. You don't want no wreck
7:48 what ryan saying?
"No I don't know....maybe you could enlighten me"
After the bathroom story I looked at what Tom was drinking and it probably looked exactly like the content of the toiletbowl after the first or second flush
It's funny when people think Tom is burdened with actual human emotions like embarrassment
sometimes being a nice guy is not shitting on a person
#theogate
It's entirely possible that Christina P got Tom only because he had to take a dump once
Tom's need to shit story - the exact same thing happened to me the first time a girl hit on me - Like literally was dribbling down my leg in a nightclub. Devastating...
So Tom had to create a whole other podcast just so he could get a word in?
Can we address the Theo von situation?
What situation?
YMH has super low key beef with Theo, or all three of them are bamboozling me.
@@macmirez9508 huh, I didn't know that. I don't listen regularly but what makes you say that?
@@17hunter00 just search #Theogate