Tom Segura's Failed Love Stories - HoneyDew Highlight

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @jjclaws
    @jjclaws 3 года назад +196

    “This is all the things I’ve been wanting to tell yeh. I really am not comfortable, and I can’t, so I’m gonna let Brain McKnight take it from here”. Jesus, that fucking ended me!

    • @bobbybaklava9605
      @bobbybaklava9605 3 года назад +1

      I choked on my food just now laughing at that part lmao

    • @jjclaws
      @jjclaws 3 года назад +1

      @@bobbybaklava9605 😂😂

  • @TheJAMESTAIT10
    @TheJAMESTAIT10 5 лет назад +480

    I wanna button that when pressed plays just Tom and Ryan laughing

    • @chriscee3981
      @chriscee3981 5 лет назад +4

      Sicklers laugh is so piercing, hurts my ears unfortunately

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane 5 лет назад +2

      Need it, need it

    • @russellpaloor8225
      @russellpaloor8225 5 лет назад +3

      I want to edit this so I don't have to hear the other guys laugh. Even segura looks like he doesn't understand why this guy is laughing like this

    • @ProdSteven
      @ProdSteven 5 лет назад +4

      record the sound of them laughing, find a custom soundboard app on your phone, boom :D

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 5 лет назад

      A perfect harmony

  • @Blackhawks19_xx
    @Blackhawks19_xx 5 лет назад +106

    when tom said the year was 2000 i immediately guessed brian mcknight without thinking, so when he said thats who it was i promptly lost my shit with laughter.

  • @jas9239
    @jas9239 4 года назад +102

    I made a cd for a gf when I was 17 and recorded myself telling her I love her and it breaks into some love song, haha..I’m with you Tom, the things we do

    • @codymathes4450
      @codymathes4450 4 года назад +15

      Now heres a cool guy 😎 💕 ❤️ 🎸

    • @HowieDuwett
      @HowieDuwett 3 года назад

      @JAS I made cds for a hoe on more than one occasion. From 16 to 20 years of age. 2000-2004

  • @alexgonzo377
    @alexgonzo377 5 лет назад +67

    Good morning Julia!!!! Sounds like Tom wanted to go full trottle with Mary

  • @bydimebagbedriven2750
    @bydimebagbedriven2750 5 лет назад +149

    Safety's on. Now it ain't

  • @jesseknox9322
    @jesseknox9322 5 лет назад +45

    Why is it Tom is more open with Ryan than Dr. Drew?? Lol he just torments Dr. Drew

  • @joshcimerberg3492
    @joshcimerberg3492 5 лет назад +33

    its called a jack and jill bathroom when you have the two doors, one on each side

  • @omarcruz2029
    @omarcruz2029 5 лет назад +15

    I've watched this clip at least 10 times

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад +22

    "Yeah, you were like Janet Jackson, 'Let's wait awhillleeee.'"

  • @brysonschuman1223
    @brysonschuman1223 5 лет назад +75

    This is like the 5th story I’ve heard from Tom that makes me believe he has some sort of IBS

  • @RealSB
    @RealSB 5 лет назад +170

    The reason Tom likes farting so much is because he feels like he's redeeming himself from the childhood shit cry trauma.

  • @booognish
    @booognish 5 лет назад +8

    Ryan is amazing. The Honeydew might be my #2 podcast. Guy deserves so much more appreciation.

  • @joshnic6639
    @joshnic6639 2 года назад +3

    Tom: ”Do I ever cross your mind, anytime?”
    Her: “No”
    😂😂😂

  • @lb8500
    @lb8500 4 года назад +13

    Could listen to these 2 all day 👌🏻😂 listening to Bert is a struggle 😴

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 3 года назад +1

      For real. I hate how Tom will sit and listen to him for a few minutes, then when Tom goes to say something he's like "OOH! THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THIS THING I SAW" and just won't let Tom get a sentence out. I know he isn't being mean or shitty on purpose but it really gets old lol

  • @danaboyd3000
    @danaboyd3000 5 лет назад +18

    Dude I haven’t for real laughed that hard in a long time

  • @benjamin-papa
    @benjamin-papa 5 лет назад +23

    "who knows what's happening with my guts and my ass" - Tom segura

  • @posdj1363
    @posdj1363 5 лет назад +3

    That's great! Ryan and Tom are funny af together

  • @IAmKrow
    @IAmKrow 5 лет назад +25

    Jesus I almost died laughing watching this LOL

  • @crunchycrails1071
    @crunchycrails1071 5 лет назад +23

    Dude has like ten instructions on his venti iced water

  • @bigsaucci5942
    @bigsaucci5942 5 лет назад +8

    dude this was legendary. enuff said

  • @danielocean3699
    @danielocean3699 2 года назад

    The ‘Janet Jackson, let’s wait a while’ was the funniest thing ever man. Fuck lmfao.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 года назад +1

    "Immediately, I gotta get in the shower."

  • @highjaws
    @highjaws 5 лет назад +20

    Should have asked him about Theogate

  • @marckristian81
    @marckristian81 Год назад +1

    I too have left a song on a girls voice-mail only to have a mutual friend tell me the girl didn't see me that way.

  • @twistymcslide2
    @twistymcslide2 5 лет назад +3

    alll myyyyy lifeeeee . . . . . .I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @adambrydges1040
    @adambrydges1040 5 лет назад +14

    I guarantee you the song was "do I ever cross your mind"

  • @crazycarl00
    @crazycarl00 3 года назад +1

    Damn man, Sickler gets Tom rolling pretty easy. Great clip.

  • @tamasnagy3849
    @tamasnagy3849 5 лет назад +3

    They are great together

  • @lownds_8249
    @lownds_8249 4 года назад +6

    Oh man don’t tell me...it was the song “Back at One” wasn’t it 😂🤣 🤫

  • @Blarsen780
    @Blarsen780 5 лет назад +139

    Tom's been diagnosed with IBD by now, right? Something is definitely up with his intestines.

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 5 лет назад +12

      @Dreymon Green bull, having too low or high serotonin levels can cause your intestinal track to be over or under active

    • @Matt-ec7yb
      @Matt-ec7yb 4 года назад +12

      @Dreymon Green bruh you don't know shit about biology, fuck outta here

    • @axgou
      @axgou 4 года назад +14

      Dreymon Green you ever had diarrhea for 6 hours because you had a sip of water for breakfast? You ever had diarrhea for 6 hours because you were hungry for too long and then ate a piece of toast?

    • @RAY296
      @RAY296 4 года назад

      Naomi Shambles I’m obese and overeat, I shit way more often than the average person and I’m fine.

    • @alfonsoparrado3112
      @alfonsoparrado3112 4 года назад +2

      I think it's definitely anxiety, what a coincidence the worst shit he had was on a date with a girl he really wanted to fuck. He was so anxious and that happens

  • @zenbyo
    @zenbyo 4 года назад +2

    9:59 i'm going to guess the song was 'Back to One'

  • @carlosbalcazar5315
    @carlosbalcazar5315 5 лет назад +7

    Tommy keepin em high and tight

  • @lonreed9743
    @lonreed9743 3 года назад +2

    1...you’re like a dream come true, 2...I only wanna be with you, 3...repeat steps 1thru3.....I know it was this one, Tom

  • @Carlos1515
    @Carlos1515 5 лет назад +4

    Damn, I've tried to recapture that moment. If you don't hit it those times with certain people, it'll be gone forever.

  • @michaelsaxonson251
    @michaelsaxonson251 4 года назад +14

    It is the nature of a man to lead a story about unrequited love into a story about poop

  • @benjohnson2312
    @benjohnson2312 4 года назад +1

    Sickler's laugh can cure covid19

  • @imdabeast100
    @imdabeast100 3 года назад +4

    “This is all the things I been wanting to tell ya, I really am not comfortable and I can’t so imma let Brian McKnight take it from here.”

  • @dionysus4821
    @dionysus4821 5 лет назад +40

    About to listen to podcast doe's he mention the failed love story Between Theo and Christina #THEOGATE

  • @anthonyreed3763
    @anthonyreed3763 4 года назад +3

    Holy shit my cringey middle school self just popped back in my head... ugh

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 3 года назад

    I'll be honest, I am a casual fan of HoneyDew (the high pitched laughter, etc. throws me off). But THIS CLIP, it is sooo perfect for the interview! This moment in time (Ryan and Tom) is perfect, comedy gold!

  • @jaxon4088
    @jaxon4088 3 года назад +3

    In elementary school I got “dumped” bc it was such a serious relationship and I was pretty angry and I played I walk alone in the phone which is Batista’s entrance song in wwe

    • @62.81
      @62.81 3 года назад

      That’s funny af 😂

    • @jaxon4088
      @jaxon4088 3 года назад

      @@62.81 what made it worse was I had my off brand ipod hooked up to a keyboard that could ply the music which I used to play the song on our home phone 🤦🏼‍♂️ not a personal one

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 5 лет назад

    Ryans laugh is hilarious as fuck..

  • @bryflyguytry
    @bryflyguytry 3 года назад +1

    Love Tom and his intestinal issues. lol

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 4 года назад +5

    8:36 that laugh

  • @alexheider5484
    @alexheider5484 4 года назад +4

    It's called a Jack and Jill bathroom.

  • @percussionpunisher8694
    @percussionpunisher8694 5 лет назад +1

    This broad definitely loved them piano intros. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 3 года назад

    Why is it so hard to find this full episode?

  • @joescarborough8434
    @joescarborough8434 5 лет назад +8

    Theogate!!! Tom's scrum is jelly.

  • @maxineheadroom
    @maxineheadroom 5 лет назад

    This shot is hilarious.

  • @CourageCoreTV
    @CourageCoreTV 4 года назад

    we had that bathroom situation in ait during military job training. one bathroom for 6 people

  • @seanpurcell4718
    @seanpurcell4718 3 года назад

    This intro song is the best

  • @davyonnjewell2298
    @davyonnjewell2298 4 года назад

    Return of the Mack😂😂😂😂

  • @FansFAX
    @FansFAX 5 лет назад +2

    but what song Back at 1?

  • @altertheskyy1
    @altertheskyy1 3 года назад

    You have a fucking contagious laugh lmao (Ryan)

  • @HeatherAlicia9109
    @HeatherAlicia9109 5 лет назад +1

    Fuck I can’t wait for Toms show in May

  • @malcolmexxx2109
    @malcolmexxx2109 3 года назад +1

    I guessed Brian McKnight !

  • @lafredasias5286
    @lafredasias5286 5 лет назад +10

    Suite bathroom, Sickler

    • @abebabe1031
      @abebabe1031 5 лет назад +3

      Lafreda Sias I thought it was Jack and Jill bathroom.

  • @Ryan-tr7hy
    @Ryan-tr7hy 3 года назад

    The title of this sent me giggling

  • @wishmeluck4933
    @wishmeluck4933 5 лет назад +1

    Tom brings out that guys lee syett laugh

  • @JScott1872
    @JScott1872 2 года назад

    What Brian McKnight song is it ?

  • @gravityawsome
    @gravityawsome 5 лет назад +1

    You guys should have a podcast together.

  • @ryane6751
    @ryane6751 4 года назад +2

    It had to be " Do I ever cross your mind?" " 6 months, 8 days, 12 hours", is way too specific.

  • @snakesockGato
    @snakesockGato 3 года назад

    What's the song ???

  • @philyeet7329
    @philyeet7329 3 года назад

    Return of the mac

  • @datamyt3
    @datamyt3 5 лет назад +1

    I did the same for a middle school love in 88. The song was Phil Collins - Sussudio. She didn't get it.

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham4875 2 года назад

    'Holding on to an emergency.☺🤗

  • @phantomfires6349
    @phantomfires6349 3 года назад

    Return of the mack made me piss myself

  • @aaronstrom7712
    @aaronstrom7712 4 года назад

    Holy shit, Sickle Cell is so fucking funny oh my god. Him and Tom have such chemistry.

  • @customcreator6057
    @customcreator6057 5 лет назад +2

    I bought a girl in a similar situation the Brian McNight CD!! NO LOVE!! 😂 same time frame and he’s from my area.

  • @leahvogel5527
    @leahvogel5527 3 года назад

    Everyone's got stories like this, if you say you don't... you're probably lying

    • @Alex-ox7fm
      @Alex-ox7fm 3 года назад

      or just had a boring ass life lol

  • @jamesbiering2589
    @jamesbiering2589 2 года назад

    I scrolled through a good many of comments and can't believe I didn't see this. Those bathrooms are called Jack and Jill bathrooms after a nursery rhyme according to google.

  • @keonnikalei2628
    @keonnikalei2628 5 лет назад +4

    Jack and Jill bathrooms!

  • @manchild1111111
    @manchild1111111 5 лет назад +3

    I have had the same experience as Tom going out with a girl for a little while said a loved her she said I know then like a week later she was with my friend good thing we can laugh about it know tho Tom 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Blueswailer
      @Blueswailer 5 лет назад

      A _week_ later? Damn man, you dodged one loose bullet right there.

  • @wendysgobbo8242
    @wendysgobbo8242 Год назад

    I got set up with a date for my junior prom and I really liked the guy and the next morning he asked my best friend!!

  • @alastair7095
    @alastair7095 2 года назад

    Ik the honeydew groove is just a backtrack someone came up with in a few mins. But I dig it

  • @calebfernandez7782
    @calebfernandez7782 2 года назад

    Man how I wish, that girl could call in for an interview about that date with Tom back in college !

  • @cwidun
    @cwidun 4 года назад +2

    Brian McKnight!!! Gotta be back at one ☝️

  • @TotoWolffsBigHog
    @TotoWolffsBigHog 5 лет назад +11

    Wow, that laugh is brutal.

  • @jean-mikail7207
    @jean-mikail7207 4 года назад

    i keep laughing

  • @worrybeunhappy
    @worrybeunhappy 3 года назад +2

    If there is a god, that phone message still exists - recorded on a tape preserved throughout the years, just waiting for a fan to stumble upon it and release it to the World 🙏

  • @herefornow910
    @herefornow910 4 года назад +1

    That's what happens when you drench your wings

  • @LiterallyJesusChrist
    @LiterallyJesusChrist Год назад

    My first date was with my friend's sister. I think I was 14 or 15. At the end of the night I walked her home from the movies. She asked me at her door if I was going to kiss her. I went in for the kiss, missed her lips completely, then ran away.

  • @jordanvangundy975
    @jordanvangundy975 3 года назад

    College Tom sounds like a really cool guy

  • @GoodGuyGaurav
    @GoodGuyGaurav 3 года назад

    Is Ryan wearing a turtle shell beneath that shirt

  • @strangerinthealps5874
    @strangerinthealps5874 5 лет назад

    @7:17 - Crackle Crackle

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 2 года назад

    Tom "There's a s@!%storm brewing" Segura

  • @timdegraw1784
    @timdegraw1784 3 года назад

    GOOD LORD GUYS! You're comedians, o

  • @rustysmith540
    @rustysmith540 5 лет назад +8

    I will listen to Bert kreischer's laugh everyday all day for the rest of my life if I could never hear Ryan's laugh again

  • @rustypotato9064
    @rustypotato9064 3 года назад

    The new ymh Austin studio best be legit. You don't want no wreck

  • @recklessvelociraptor2579
    @recklessvelociraptor2579 Год назад

    7:48 what ryan saying?

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад

    "No I don't know....maybe you could enlighten me"

  • @klootzakke
    @klootzakke 4 года назад

    After the bathroom story I looked at what Tom was drinking and it probably looked exactly like the content of the toiletbowl after the first or second flush

  • @Ye4rZero
    @Ye4rZero 2 года назад +1

    It's funny when people think Tom is burdened with actual human emotions like embarrassment

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 года назад

    sometimes being a nice guy is not shitting on a person

  • @xxraddrummerxx
    @xxraddrummerxx 5 лет назад +21

    #theogate

  • @Pico141
    @Pico141 Год назад +1

    It's entirely possible that Christina P got Tom only because he had to take a dump once

  • @robertiddon
    @robertiddon 3 года назад +2

    Tom's need to shit story - the exact same thing happened to me the first time a girl hit on me - Like literally was dribbling down my leg in a nightclub. Devastating...

  • @matthewfortuna4464
    @matthewfortuna4464 4 года назад +1

    So Tom had to create a whole other podcast just so he could get a word in?

  • @macmirez9508
    @macmirez9508 5 лет назад +3

    Can we address the Theo von situation?

    • @17hunter00
      @17hunter00 5 лет назад

      What situation?

    • @macmirez9508
      @macmirez9508 5 лет назад

      YMH has super low key beef with Theo, or all three of them are bamboozling me.

    • @17hunter00
      @17hunter00 5 лет назад

      @@macmirez9508 huh, I didn't know that. I don't listen regularly but what makes you say that?

    • @chriscee3981
      @chriscee3981 5 лет назад

      @@17hunter00 just search #Theogate