Scottish Songs

LYRICS
Ye Canny Shuv Yer Granny Aff a Bus:
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie
Cause she's just yer faythers mammie
Shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
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We'll all go round to see her after school HI GRAN
We'll all go round to see her after school HI GRAN
We'll all go round to see her,
We'll all go round to see her
We'll all go round to see her after school HI GRAN
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go SCRAN SCRAN
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go SCRAN SCRAN
She'll feed us mince and tatties, She'll feed us mince and tatties
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go SCRAN SCRAN
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
BUT Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus AW NAW
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus AW NAW
Ye canny shove yer grannie Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Coulter’s Candy:
Ally bally bally bally be
Sittin' on yer mamy's knee
Greetin' for a wee baw bee
Tae buy some COULTER'S CANDY
Poor wee Jeannie's lookin' affa thin,
A rickle o' banes covered ower wi' skin,
Noo she's gettin' a double chin
Wi' sookin' Coulter's Candy.
Ally bally bally bally be
Sittin' on yer mamy's knee
Greetin' for a wee baw bee
Tae buy some COULTER'S CANDY