Acid reflux (heartburn) really does suck. I would advise listening to your doctor when it comes to your diet. Mine developed into GERD, and trust me, you dont want that.
He has bad dysmorohia, he authentically thinks he's in great shape. Combine that with his delusions of grandeur and stories that never actually happened and it gets sad really fast. I'm sure his real friends have tried to tell him, but delusional narcissism clogs the ears.
Cant get enough of Bert "That Never Actually Happened" Kreischer. Just weez laughing like a hyena with a megaphone over actual jokes, "is anyone payning attention to me yet?"
Damn, I'd love to watch this, but I'm just a dumbass pedestrian like Burt says. My itty bitty normie brain will never be able to understand whatever nonsense he lies about in this one while pretending that hes only on his 9th drink of the hour.
That same thing happened to me in Vegas . I was 15 and living in a hotel . Was down at the pool and 2 girls lifted their dress to me outside their room laughed and walked away into the night . I was down at that pool for 2 weeks like clock work never seen anyone else come or go from that room lol to chicken shit to knock too hahahaha
Let me start off by saying i LOVE this show and you Bert! Makes me LOL You know on the blender that little clear round thing on the top of the lid comes off so you can pour stuff in when blending lmao it would have been nice someone from your crew said something smh.
Did you just lick your fingers!, he spits when he talks, licking everything is what he should be doing. I want to know what episodes people have walked out due to berts lack of respect
I can watch these episodes until I can hear them all chewing and slopping the food around in their mouthes. It's just a sensory thing for me LOL But I absolutely LOVE this series otherwise. I'm just weird.
Omg Bobby saying he ran a one mile marathon and not getting roasted, shows you how sweet Michelle is and how distracted Bert was 😂 14:47
I was thinking the same thing……..it’s crazy how we know Bert didn’t catch it 😂😂
Imagine if it were Jim Norton or Colin Quinn instead haha
I realized this was old when Bert said ila and Georgia are 12 &14
They grow up so fast tho😩
carrot top and howie mandell what a combo..................... luv ya bob xxx
Cowie Mandell
@@juanrockone nah it only works with skinny sexy bobby
Love the OutKast shirt. 🎵So Fresh and So Clean Clean 🎶
Amazing episode! And what an incredible tee shirt on Bert!! GGs!!
this is the best episode of somethings burning. and I dont think its even close.
This was recorded a while ago! I saw Bobby this size at the Nasty Show in Montreal a few years ago!❤
Michelle is a great Bert wrangler
41:50 Michelle Wolfe predicting "Girl Dinner"
HEY GUYS LOOK ITS CARROT TOP!!
Michelle had me cracking up a few times. Great episode 🤟
When? Still are
The word in question is "were" hahaha
Thank youuuu
EPISODE WAS SO FUNNY
Sir Lucious had gator belts, and patty melts, and monte carlos, and el dorados.
Shoutout to the So Fresh So Clean lyrics on Bert's shirt.
This was a good oldie
Acid reflux (heartburn) really does suck. I would advise listening to your doctor when it comes to your diet. Mine developed into GERD, and trust me, you dont want that.
Great episode!
best one in sometime. wish there was unedited version
I will never watch but its michelle wolf so it cant be good
great energy you guys have right there 😂😂 love it
This a old episode I remember the jokes 😂😂
Robert Kelly is super skinny now Anne has been for like 8 months
I REALISED THIS TOO! Berts not as red and bloated. Thats how I gauge Berts life line
It must be really old because he said his daughters are 12 and 14
I mean it’s titled “When”
How can I watch Hurt Bert in its entirety?
I have been trying to find that for a while
Was the hollandaise cold though?
back when I WAS fat :D bless your socks big boy
So another re run?
Getting to famous went from no ads to let's roll 5 but you can skip 3 if you listen for 5seconds
Bert is so skinny here compared to 2023. This is thin Bert.
It’s so wild to watch this and know it’s pre-covid😮😮 absolutely mind blowing
This is 5 years old, georga and ila are not 12 and 14, lol. I thought it was new until that question
Theyre reuploading all the ATC episodes it seems like
So fresh and so clean clean
Bert! I love the shirt!!!
I love Michelle Wolfe so much
Why haven't you had Action Bronson on the show yet?
It’s hilarious that Burt thinks he isn’t fat anymore
They all are
He has bad dysmorohia, he authentically thinks he's in great shape. Combine that with his delusions of grandeur and stories that never actually happened and it gets sad really fast. I'm sure his real friends have tried to tell him, but delusional narcissism clogs the ears.
@@Mattyboy2085 that is what he says
The fridge keeps changing colors
Top 3 eps 👌
Let’s go… dabmarine time
Nick420!
He used a wooden spoon instead of a rubber spatula then used the rubber spatula for everything else. Thats burnt
Im making this recipe SOON
You make it?
It’s been four months. Give us an update already
Mayor of Massachusetts Bobby Kelly 💯
Love smart women. Michelle is so funny.
Was anyone else grossed out by Bart breathing and chewing noises??
When bob was fat.
I'm mean he still is, just not morbidly.
Bruh Michelle is carryingggg
Wait, he didn't heat the hollandaise?
Smokie eye for the epic win🤘🔥🤘👂❤🎵🎶🎵🎶
Were?
why do you keep reuploading old eps? also why does everyone act like he didn't already post this?
50:50 worried about the whale comments?? “Oompa loompa bobby-dee-doo”
Cant get enough of Bert "That Never Actually Happened" Kreischer. Just weez laughing like a hyena with a megaphone over actual jokes, "is anyone payning attention to me yet?"
Definitely thought this was Carrot Top
We need GORDAN RAMSEY NEXT PLEASE
Carrot Top is the best
Almost blew past this😂😂 had to scroll back up 😅
Everytime I look down at screen I think it’s CARROT TOP and I’m like the voice is so high, lol or am I? 😂😂😂
We makes good tanks 😂
“A lot of cheese. 4.5” - Shane Gillis
can someone please tell Bert that bulls don’t maul? In general predators maul, although i’m sure there are some exceptions
Two fat guys and a redhead go skydiving, the redhead makes it
Bruh Bert is skinny in this and good god I didn’t realize how huuuuuge Bobby was duuuuuuude
lol
How many kitchens you have Bert....
I knew this was old when fat Bobby is in it lol
Is that Carrot Top?
mutual hate for the win
RIP Fat Bob
Bert might be a lil thinner here than he is now
Wow, Carrot Top looks different…
Damn, I'd love to watch this, but I'm just a dumbass pedestrian like Burt says.
My itty bitty normie brain will never be able to understand whatever nonsense he lies about in this one while pretending that hes only on his 9th drink of the hour.
This guy you've never met really hurt your feelings eh? 😂😂
@@MattNW these hating ass mofo’s just make me laugh now 😂
Who hurt you
Bert licked his finger and used the same finger to scoop his ingredients in the blender.🤢
That same thing happened to me in Vegas . I was 15 and living in a hotel . Was down at the pool and 2 girls lifted their dress to me outside their room laughed and walked away into the night . I was down at that pool for 2 weeks like clock work never seen anyone else come or go from that room lol to chicken shit to knock too hahahaha
Let me start off by saying i LOVE this show and you Bert! Makes me LOL You know on the blender that little clear round thing on the top of the lid comes off so you can pour stuff in when blending lmao it would have been nice someone from your crew said something smh.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This has to be old Bobby is huge in this, unless he put it back on, which i dont think...
The female carrot top except actually funny 😅
What's up all these old episodes being reposted just post something new
Still not the Bobby most ppl want lol 😅
Ope, yet again, another re run that nobody seems to remember
Someone tell Sarah about dim sum 41:59 😂
I want to date Michelle Wolf! But that'll be a miracle...
I respect you...keeping your standards low so your never disappointed
Is that the guy who's insanely jealous of shane gillis?
....much worse....
@@zk1993lankie Yeah I don't like this guy at all.
Dude Bobby could've easily lost the tip of his finger... dont fuck around with blenders 🤦♂️
bert and fat bobby are eating like its the last day on earth!!!! Talking with your mouth full of food!! OMFG! haahahaha
I thought that was carrot top😂
“were”?
But Burnt is still fat
Date me Michelle I promise you’ll like me :D
Did you just lick your fingers!, he spits when he talks, licking everything is what he should be doing. I want to know what episodes people have walked out due to berts lack of respect
sooo Bert said He doesn't read a book unless its about Him. He just said he went into the closet of a hotel and bundled up??????
tom and berts content once again drops the ball. stop banking 2 months of 2 bears and putting out re-runs of this bs.
God, posting these old podcasts and trying to make it look like a new one is SO annOYING. Do you not make enough money already Bert?????
Damn Bert, how long did you bank this episode? Bobby is like 100lbs lighter than this now which means this is from at least 6 months ago.
this is from at least 2-3 years ago. throw back episode from the first series
what was the first series on ?
Ahh so Bert IS fat AND lazy then@@x3ch4nt3d6
I can watch these episodes until I can hear them all chewing and slopping the food around in their mouthes. It's just a sensory thing for me LOL But I absolutely LOVE this series otherwise. I'm just weird.
I thought I was the only 1 lol
Ugh her voice and laugh is like nails on a chalkboard
Am I the only one that thought it was carrot top in the thumbnail?
Big fan of everyone involvedm but there is this delusion Bert and Bobby have that they arent still fat. Its a bit weird.
Bobby is the pocket ham goye 🤯 Ari you had him right under your nose this whole time. # Ari #Jew
love to see that OG @c2ctees t-shirt
please have bobby back for more ham😂😂😂
he already did the new somethings burning with mike calta a couple months ago.. its a great episode
no comedian was or will ever be a Good dad
gotta choose one
family or career
Idiotic opinion
No matter how much Michelle runs marathons she still gonna look like that,so what's the point?