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  • @Simulaare
    @Simulaare 5 лет назад +5765

    Our dnd champaign
    DM: You reach the tower.
    Me: Does it have machicolations?
    DM: Does it have what?
    Me: "Shows picture of machicolations"
    DM:... No. Anyway, the tower looks abandoned...
    Me: That's because it doesn't have machicolations.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 5 лет назад +95

      Nerd lol

    • @nymalous3428
      @nymalous3428 5 лет назад +106

      AT Dog This made me laugh! :)

    • @83Ironside
      @83Ironside 5 лет назад +344

      @@amehak1922 I think 'nerd' was confirmed by 'our dnd campaign'...

    • @sillypuppy5940
      @sillypuppy5940 5 лет назад +164

      Even my garden shed has them. And a dragon.

    • @cattraknoff
      @cattraknoff 5 лет назад +179

      @@sillypuppy5940 You never know when you'll need to defend your gardening tools from hordes of savages.

  • @bigman7856
    @bigman7856 5 лет назад +541

    Your baby’s first words: “Ma-ma-ma-“ “the baby is trying to say mama!” “Ma-ma-MACHICOLATIOOOOOOOOOONNNNNSSS!”

    • @TrangDB9
      @TrangDB9 3 года назад +30

      That was definitely baby Shad 😂

    • @jadonweaver2196
      @jadonweaver2196 3 года назад +6

      MACHICOLATIONS

    • @Blaz1ngFury
      @Blaz1ngFury 2 года назад +1

      @@jadonweaver2196 u tried

    • @jadonweaver2196
      @jadonweaver2196 2 года назад +1

      @@Blaz1ngFury what?

    • @3nd04
      @3nd04 2 года назад +2

      ​@@jadonweaver2196 unfortunately, we will never know.

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 5 лет назад +103

    There's a firearms/sniper saying "you shoot _through_ a window, never _from_ a window." Meaning, you don't stick your gun/arrow through the window and fire, you stand back and shoot from behind the window _through_ it. Not only does this disguise you, because you don't see a gun sticking out of a window, but it also provides ample coverage and allows you to pick your shots and fire more accurately because you can take your time. If you stand inside a window/merlon gap, chances are you'll be spotted and shot before you get your shot off.
    Just a good simple explanation of how crenelations, cover, and windows are used in combat with one simple phrase. "Shoot _through_ a window, never _from_ a window."

    • @3nd04
      @3nd04 2 года назад +1

      cool

  • @antoinelambert938
    @antoinelambert938 5 лет назад +856

    Shad's sour spot: the best designed castles do not need/have machicoulis because they got the terrain rigth.

    • @hoop6988
      @hoop6988 4 года назад +23

      Bob the guy@ how can I disagree?😏

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 4 года назад +40

      *ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND*

    • @thomasjames7568
      @thomasjames7568 4 года назад +36

      @@miguelmialichi6367 THE HIGH GROUND WAS A BLUFF! Obi Wan killed Darth Maul AND General Grievous immediately after dangling from a place.

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 4 года назад +36

      @@thomasjames7568
      There is a difference
      Obi wan is space jesus

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 4 года назад +20

      you could have the right terrain and have machicolations. That would further improve defensive ability

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 5 лет назад +1492

    "There are times when they don't need it."
    Saddest Shad comment ever.

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 5 лет назад +112

      shaddest comment ever?

    • @tylermech66
      @tylermech66 5 лет назад +47

      @@marcopohl4875 you are a terrible person, I love you

    • @Error-eb9gv
      @Error-eb9gv 5 лет назад +4

      @@marcopohl4875 Some say you can hear the Shadmentations to this day.

    • @Zyscheriah
      @Zyscheriah 5 лет назад +2

      @@marcopohl4875 honestly i read it twice to confirm if it really was shaddest. Then got disappointed it was not shaddest.

    • @simonpeter5032
      @simonpeter5032 5 лет назад

      I’d think that they would just be a deterrent.. soldiers would notice and wouldn’t even get near the base because of them..

  • @andym8241
    @andym8241 5 лет назад +645

    What if you fell through? Brilliant Wilhelm scream opportunity!

  • @rodneyhowells4293
    @rodneyhowells4293 5 лет назад +611

    Helms Deep didn't have machicolations.
    Imagine how many of those beautifully presented elves in designer mail could have survived if they did?

    • @saltytattie833
      @saltytattie833 4 года назад +58

      That guy with the torch would have been fucked

    • @konrad1073
      @konrad1073 4 года назад +39

      There was no elves at helms deep in the book🤭

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 4 года назад +28

      Don't worry about them. When an elf dies, they just respawn in the Undying Lands. It's all good. ;)

    • @generalgrievous2202
      @generalgrievous2202 4 года назад +14

      @@KurtisC93 no they go to the halls of mandos

    • @omnitroph1501
      @omnitroph1501 4 года назад +31

      That was all in the movies, and therefore irrelevant. The books, to my knowledge, do not specify, and therefore we can safely assume, from the reported efficacy of the defenses and probable utility of machicolations in that situation, that Helm's Deep, in the books, did have machicolations.

  • @GeneralPet
    @GeneralPet 5 лет назад +261

    you can appreciate machicolations if you've played Mound and Blade: Warband. They are so convenient when the besiegers hug the castle walls and you can easily shoot them while covering against their archers

    • @iiiiii8522
      @iiiiii8522 5 лет назад +9

      Except the vision is extremely poor compared to real life.

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 4 года назад +9

      You know whats wild? 12 years of playing WArband and I've never seen a Machicolation. Where are these fantastic contraptions?

    • @GeneralPet
      @GeneralPet 4 года назад +14

      @@Cryogenius333 some multiplayer castle maps made by other people have overhangs with gaps on the floor

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 4 года назад +6

      @@GeneralPet awww so mod castles lol.
      I play the base game and a couple conversions and I've never seen them

    • @GeneralPet
      @GeneralPet 4 года назад +6

      @@Cryogenius333 it's not mods, just custom castles made with vanilla assets. You can just join a server and it downloads all it needs

  • @joshualim1339
    @joshualim1339 5 лет назад +369

    *breathes in*
    *_M A C H I C O L A T I O N S_*

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 5 лет назад +2

      I heard that restless spirits of architects, tacticians and soldiers are appeased and vindicated with each holler

  • @Iritis-
    @Iritis- 5 лет назад +666

    "The readings are off the chart... 20,000? Even Master Yoda doesn't have a machicolation count that high."

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 5 лет назад +36

      Damn straight. Yoda didn't have no damn machiciolations at all. That's how come Darth Sidious was able to kill all the Jedi at the Jedi Temple. 'Cause they didn't have no MACHICIOLATIONS!!

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +3

      Before he can worry about high machicolation's, he should worry about his own height.
      Just saying, its not all that fun being short. Not that i know how it feels, I've been tall all me life. First grade, nearly towered a teacher, 8th grade, people started to mistake me as a 30 year old due to my mustache.

    • @kyaleerayen1615
      @kyaleerayen1615 5 лет назад +9

      @@Cowgirlcadet it is a known fact that even darth sidious viewed the use of pommles as vastly inhumane, and thus refused to use them in his campaign against the jedi. it is also a well documented fact that once during the board meeting in which they discussed whether or not to build the death star, one of his archetects suggested that instead of making the deathstar he instead make a space faring tower with machicolations that fired pommels. sideous and vader were both horrified and promptly put the evil man to death.
      ... true story. :P

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 5 лет назад +2

      😋

    • @JasonHoningford
      @JasonHoningford 5 лет назад +1

      Yoda doesn't need that many, he keeps falling thru them duh!

  • @General12th
    @General12th 5 лет назад +511

    If you can't find any castles in Australia, maybe it's high time you build your own!

    • @darthnihilusthebestsith
      @darthnihilusthebestsith 4 года назад +44

      You got that one right and now he's building it

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 4 года назад +11

      he's been doing it though.

    • @macekane
      @macekane 4 года назад +26

      Hmm, yep. I think we found a time traveller.

    • @TrueStrike
      @TrueStrike 4 года назад +25

      This comment aged like fine wine.

    • @darthbuzz1
      @darthbuzz1 4 года назад +10

      He had a few million laying around and has bought land and is going to build 3 castles.
      Lets hope they don't take as long as the one in France.

  • @Crystan
    @Crystan 5 лет назад +1149

    I suddenly have an urge to build a castle with machicolations in Minecraft. Siege my castle? No no no, good sir.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +54

      Well depending on the castle you will need dozens of defenders to make them actually useful

    • @Theron101
      @Theron101 5 лет назад +29

      I actually did this

    • @Zayats_MW
      @Zayats_MW 5 лет назад +29

      I do this in every castle

    • @kacperhubenko3767
      @kacperhubenko3767 5 лет назад +58

      I thought about them being necessary since castles in Minecraft are not practically useful in any way since getting through any amount wall is a matter of several seconds with iron or better pickaxe, so they aren't any problem for other gamers, and there is no reason to build them against monsters, since simple fence would do the job, but if you play enought on server with other people and get rich enough to build some height of wall with obsidian which is fairly undestructible, then you would use machicolations not only for shotting bow, but they would be absolutely great for throwing blocks of dynamite, since they fall down when ignited.

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins 5 лет назад +25

      @@kacperhubenko3767 the only problem is you pretty much HAVE to build out of either stone brick or wooden planks, due to the limited availability of stairs and slabs. I wanna put functional fortifications on my castles built with a more aesthetic block pallette too! (Right now I'm toying with mushroom stem and prismarine accents - kind of inspired by the color pallette of Hyrule Castle in A Link To The Past.)

  • @Revenante_of_Asylum
    @Revenante_of_Asylum 5 лет назад +450

    SPECCULAAAAATIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNS about MACCHICOLAAAAATIIIIOOOOOOONNNS!

    • @SpamMeGooglification
      @SpamMeGooglification 5 лет назад +6

      Very very disappointed that Shad didn't say that Audible was LEGENDARRRRRRRYYYYYYYY

    • @WhooptyDoo
      @WhooptyDoo 5 лет назад +2

      lol pretty much sums it up ruclips.net/video/mlLTKYLzdeA/видео.html

    • @tikkidaddy
      @tikkidaddy 5 лет назад +1

      Lol😂

    • @pyrobeastalpha1823
      @pyrobeastalpha1823 5 лет назад +3

      I heard/read that in shads voice

    • @Tequilla449
      @Tequilla449 4 года назад +1

      That sounds like a power metal song.

  • @jayfolen8911
    @jayfolen8911 5 лет назад +517

    "I have an army."
    "We have Macchicolations."

    • @florian8599
      @florian8599 4 года назад +24

      Pardon me. It's "We have MACCHICOLATIONNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!"

    • @that1guy947
      @that1guy947 4 года назад +8

      Jay Folen and I have a siege tower

    • @anthonykneipiii4562
      @anthonykneipiii4562 3 года назад +4

      And I have an axe!

    • @xandorian8242
      @xandorian8242 3 года назад +3

      and we throw pommels down them

    • @samadrid6321
      @samadrid6321 3 года назад +4

      Oh yeah, we have a dragon!

  • @hexa3389
    @hexa3389 5 лет назад +454

    Shadiversity with a huge library as background: *Sponsors Audible and says that it's his favourite*
    The library of the background: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 4 года назад +7

      User Name Whatch these books closely.

    • @kusiami8213
      @kusiami8213 3 года назад +3

      As someone with a very large personal library, I have come to really enjoy and even prefer audio books. Allows me to do other things, like drive, while absorbing the book - which they tend to frown upon if you do so while reading traditionally.

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@kusiami8213 Yeah, sadly, I do not have as much time to just sit somewhere and read for long periods. I still buy many physical books, but I now tend to also get an audiobook copy (or borrow them for free from my local library-many libraries offer these) to listen to.

  • @DRYeisleysCreations
    @DRYeisleysCreations 5 лет назад +170

    "Yeoman, how did you break your leg on that wall?"
    "By falling through the MACHICOLATIONS!"

  • @shadow8928
    @shadow8928 5 лет назад +251

    instead of rocks, one could also drop refuse, dirty water and poop from the machiculations. It's a dirty tactic and it could affect the enemy's morale along with being wet and more prone to infection.

    • @zeekeno823
      @zeekeno823 5 лет назад +55

      "dirty tactic" I see what you did there.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +22

      And vulnerable to remote ignition... if hot pitch or suet was dropped followed by glowing embers

    • @johndilton4539
      @johndilton4539 5 лет назад +25

      Or you could drop chunks of disease ridden dead animals down, a medieval biological warfare.

    • @BudCharlesUnderVlogs
      @BudCharlesUnderVlogs 5 лет назад +15

      Your mother was a hams-

    • @johndilton4539
      @johndilton4539 5 лет назад +6

      @A Fucking Leaf hahaha genius!

  • @salifford
    @salifford 5 лет назад +380

    YEEEES!!! MACHICOLATIOOOONSA the video every shadiversity fan has waited for. thank you shad my life is complete

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 5 лет назад +10

      Machicolations are fine but what about dragons?

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah! Or the kiteshield!

    • @PrincessStabbityPLS
      @PrincessStabbityPLS 5 лет назад +3

      I'm so surprised there's never been one! I was planning on scouring the old vids for one about MA-CHI-CO-LATIOOOOOONS-AH!!!!11 because I wanted to be in on the joke >.<
      So if there wasn't a dedicated video, when did the meme start? When 200 years from now cyberarchaeologists excavate the remains of Shad's channel, where will they find the first mention of machicolations?

    • @salifford
      @salifford 5 лет назад +1

      gasp!@@Djorgal

  • @stevenotch7324
    @stevenotch7324 5 лет назад +42

    In italian these are called “Caditoie” wich literally means “something you can fall trough”

  • @dravendfr
    @dravendfr 5 лет назад +262

    *Before video*
    What are Machicolations?
    *After video*
    WHY WOULD A CASTLE FORGO SWEET, SWEET MACHICOLATIONS?!

  • @juanlira9406
    @juanlira9406 5 лет назад +539

    "What if you fall through?" Well, it would probably hurt

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +13

      Head first, yes, but what if ye foot got snagged and some git trinkled an arrow up your foot?
      The combination of words is intentional for comedic purposes. Please continue with your life.

    • @YTANDY100
      @YTANDY100 5 лет назад +4

      @
      Juan Xidk
      if you werent all broken up youd be able to engage the enemy in hand combat :-)

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +2

      Shhh.
      Comedic purposes.

    • @calramius1427
      @calramius1427 5 лет назад +4

      @@DZ-1987 I think you find out an efficient way to steal arrows from the enemy XD

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 5 лет назад

      @@DZ-1987 Loooooooooooose?

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 5 лет назад +853

    "Ofcourse Im french why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king!?"
    "What is a french castle doing in the middle of britain?"
    *"Mind your business"*

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 лет назад +12

      No this is patrick That very much is his business though

    • @h0lx
      @h0lx 5 лет назад +26

      @@AgentTasmania whoosh.gif

    • @Riot076
      @Riot076 5 лет назад +70

      "IN THE NAME OF THE LORD! WE DEMAND ENTRANCE TO THIS SACRED CASTLE!"

    • @hemidas
      @hemidas 5 лет назад +64

      @@Riot076 No chance, English bed wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thin. You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms.

    • @shortfuse875
      @shortfuse875 5 лет назад +78

      *You mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!*

  • @MumboJ
    @MumboJ 5 лет назад +32

    Ok fine, you've convinced me to add machicolations to every castle in my D&D campaigns. Happy?

  • @aiden5343
    @aiden5343 5 лет назад +75

    I wish someone loved me as much as this man loves machicolations

  • @SonsOfLorgar
    @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +506

    I'm thinking the step before the machiculations also lends itself as a wheel-stop for a wheel barrow... eg. Roll the loaded wheel barrow up to the step and just dump the rocks into it. Or a cauldron of boiling oil, water or pitch...

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 5 лет назад +64

      SonsOfLorgar proof that even Shad isn’t able to catch *every single* comment. If he saw this, he would’ve hearted it for sure. It’s just such a perfect INTERPRETATIOOOOON!

    • @Lionheart38361
      @Lionheart38361 5 лет назад +31

      Very good point.
      I'm going to put my idea here too, maybe your comment will get more attention that way:
      The raised edge of the machicolation could also reduce the chance of arrow fire reaching the defender, and it doesn't reduce the defender's range a lot.
      Example: imgur.com/a/hVEi9tF (and yes, I "stole" shad's picture xD).
      It's quite interesting to see that a very good idea can stil be improved by small additions.

    • @johnmackelvey
      @johnmackelvey 5 лет назад +17

      @@Gormathius I absolutely read "INTERPRETATIOOOOON!" in Shads voice.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 5 лет назад +4

      John MacKelvey I was actually gonna say it normally at first, but then I noticed certain similiarities in the syllables.

    • @joshuamirabal3617
      @joshuamirabal3617 5 лет назад +3

      Yikes. No thank you. I’ll stay away from the castle wall thank you very much.

  • @Titanic_Tuna
    @Titanic_Tuna 5 лет назад +219

    MACHICOLATIONSSSSSSAAAAA!!! ARE GREAT AND ALL...... BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DRAGOOOOOOONNSSSSSS???!!!!

    • @johndilton4539
      @johndilton4539 5 лет назад +4

      Balista (giant crossbow siege weapon i think) the shit out of that dragon.

    • @rafaelferes4362
      @rafaelferes4362 5 лет назад +4

      I think if dragons were a thing the walls would have ceilings hehehe

    • @2reinrein
      @2reinrein 5 лет назад +2

      @@rafaelferes4362 depends on how often dragons attack, not that walls work well against something that flies.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 5 лет назад +6

      If it's a fantasy world with dragons, then wizards would do very well to develop an anti-gravity spell, and put machicolations facing upwards so you could bombard an attacking dragon.

    • @dmyt58
      @dmyt58 5 лет назад +3

      If there would be dragons, everyone would just build underground castles or use caves. Nothing works better against fire then 30m of rock and dirt

  • @utrak
    @utrak 5 лет назад +114

    Drinking game video found. Difficulty: lethal

  • @doctorevil7352
    @doctorevil7352 5 лет назад +32

    Very well exp'ained. Attention to information ,detail and lengthy answers are ,contrary to popular belief ,very important to at least those of us who are seekers of knowledge .

  • @Pedantic_Brit
    @Pedantic_Brit 5 лет назад +140

    Shad lets loose his battle cry... And the world trembles.
    MACHICOLATIOOOOOONNNS

  • @cliffclark2285
    @cliffclark2285 5 лет назад +144

    That was me who asked about the step up Shad, it was at Blarney Castle in Ireland. If I can find the pictures I'll resend then to you

  • @PasswordMaster12308
    @PasswordMaster12308 5 лет назад +217

    Australians need castles to defend themselves from the emus! Surprisingly, emus have yet to master the skill of flight, or Australia is screwed!

    • @ameliasiren2585
      @ameliasiren2585 4 года назад +7

      That’s why we have dropbears

    • @DarkSol16
      @DarkSol16 4 года назад +6

      @@ameliasiren2585 We should weaponise the drop bears to drop on the emus after we got our castles with machicolations up.

    • @ameliasiren2585
      @ameliasiren2585 4 года назад +4

      Solum hell yeah those damn emus won’t ever know what hit them

    • @darthbuzz1
      @darthbuzz1 4 года назад +1

      Are there emus in Australia? I thought they live in Africa.
      I would have thought kangaroos would fit the bill better.

    • @ameliasiren2585
      @ameliasiren2585 4 года назад +1

      darthbuzz bloody oof their’s emus over here in Australia

  • @MrsInAbox
    @MrsInAbox 5 лет назад +50

    I purposefully saved watching this vid until I didn't need headphones in

  • @MrFigorama
    @MrFigorama 5 лет назад +60

    I've never been so satisfied by graphics before. There was an illustration for everything! I'm very impressed.

  • @hiperboreo10101
    @hiperboreo10101 5 лет назад +103

    One of the most expected videos.
    Everyone here loves that glorious spaces called ...
    Machicolatiooooooooooooooooooons !!!!!

  • @YerBoiTex
    @YerBoiTex 4 года назад +19

    “Some of you can probably to see castles!”
    Me: (Sad Texan Noises)

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 3 года назад

      How about (sad western hemisphere noises). We all got the short stick here

    • @workingmothercatlover6699
      @workingmothercatlover6699 2 года назад

      No castles in Utah either. At least, none that I know of. Just castle inspired buildings, like a house i pass on my way to work.

  • @JohnnyVa7
    @JohnnyVa7 3 года назад +3

    As an architect I have really grown fond of this channel. The way you describe and understand everything spacially-related in depth, makes me really watch the whole of your videos with my eyes and ears fully focused! Definitelly Subbed!

  • @Kargoneth
    @Kargoneth 5 лет назад +87

    I actually respect the fact that you use, and have used, the products of your sponsors.

  • @night2501
    @night2501 5 лет назад +52

    The step thing, could also have been a way to manage rainwater, to avoid having it fall down through the machiculations to the wall surface maybe

    • @schmitty5461
      @schmitty5461 5 лет назад

      Why would that be a problem?

    • @b1laxson
      @b1laxson 5 лет назад +14

      Agree. That was my first thought too, water. The mach. is on the outside seen by the countryside. Water stains there would reduce the glorious appaerance of the castle and the water would affect the whitewash. Less water on the shiny side reduces cost in keeping up grandeur.

    • @seraphina985
      @seraphina985 5 лет назад +5

      That would make a lot of sense they certainly had better techniques that could be used to manage rainwater than just simply letting it run down the stonework, examples would include such as using wood or lead lined pipes or stone spouts to control and direct the water safely away from the walls. Not only can flowing water erode the stone but regularly damp stonework will suffer additional degradation as the damp will encourage the growth of moss that can degrade the stone and also get into cracks which is particularly problematic in regions that drop bellow freezing regularly at night in the winter months as freeze thaw cycles in cracks will result in significantly more rapid crack growth.

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 года назад

      @@b1laxson Actually, reduces erosion, which is more important than grandeur

  • @daltonseymour2605
    @daltonseymour2605 3 года назад +2

    The “raised step” design is used today. I work in construction, and any walk way over 6 feet high has to have what we call a toe board around the edge. It helps keep you from accidentally stepping off the edge, and if you drop something, it won’t slide off the edge and fall.

  • @theextremeviking
    @theextremeviking 5 лет назад +16

    "I am *WAAY* OCD for that!"
    Man, I can sense your strong presence of your soul. You are a good man. Very interesting to learn about castles.

  • @nasserfirelordarts6574
    @nasserfirelordarts6574 5 лет назад +242

    Who else uses headphones /headsets/ earphones or whatever they are to be called when listening to the mighty Machicolations battle cry

    • @tommeakin1732
      @tommeakin1732 5 лет назад +10

      I turned the volume right up with my headphones on

    • @DarthNoox
      @DarthNoox 5 лет назад

      I did, full volume... worth it!

    • @boswcheydoesart1314
      @boswcheydoesart1314 5 лет назад +1

      Me cause the only internet access I have is at my local library...

    • @merendell
      @merendell 5 лет назад

      I tend to yank them out when he starts his windup

    • @erfinblech527
      @erfinblech527 5 лет назад

      Me cause i live in mexico and its very noisy

  • @burner27
    @burner27 5 лет назад +215

    I was watching The Dragon Prince on Netflix and they had head height merlons on the crenellations and functional machiciolations. I screamed, "MACHICIOLATIONS!" My wife, mom and sisters looked at me like I had two heads. My two year old said, "Mashicaton!" Raising her right.

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 5 лет назад +10

      Shad should do a mini review of the castle from The Dragon Prince.

    • @subratadhar7698
      @subratadhar7698 5 лет назад +5

      yup!!! You are rising your lil princess right. One day both of you will scream "MACHICUOLATIONS!!!!" together without worrying what other are thinking.

    • @cheesse9yearsand
      @cheesse9yearsand 5 лет назад

      no u

    • @deussalt8108
      @deussalt8108 5 лет назад +1

      That show is amazing. I love all the nods to the show Merlin.

    • @ProjectGridless
      @ProjectGridless 5 лет назад +1

      I was watching that last night and was impressed with the bailey/courtyard design, straight out of Kingdom Come Deliverance. :)

  • @300subscriberswithoutanyvideos
    @300subscriberswithoutanyvideos 5 лет назад +1

    I love these videos for 2 reasons.
    1. I use these techniques in my minecraft projects in several builds.
    2. I learn from it.

  • @kawadashogo8258
    @kawadashogo8258 4 года назад +1

    I only just discovered your channel a few days ago, I've been watching through several of your videos, I think I've watched about a dozen so far. I had never heard of machicolations before I saw your channel, but now I know I'll remember them the rest of my life. :P MACHICOLATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!

  • @robertdevito5001
    @robertdevito5001 5 лет назад +273

    "They may take our lives... but they will never take our machicolaaationsssss!"
    "The machicolation is technically the hole"
    Well, that takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

    • @thundergozon6439
      @thundergozon6439 5 лет назад +3

      Well...

    • @hethwilliams2810
      @hethwilliams2810 5 лет назад +19

      I think you mean a "hole" new meaning, eh? ;)

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 5 лет назад +5

      Yea. And you dont have to stand close to the hole to use it. As long as you can reach & good with your "weapon",youre good to go😉
      No??🙄
      Ok....Ill leave now😶🙁

    • @jaimetheone9150
      @jaimetheone9150 5 лет назад +1

      It is imposible to take a hole

    • @jaimetheone9150
      @jaimetheone9150 5 лет назад +1

      @dirtydanzig2 By my dad lol, She's in a hole now tho.😭

  • @Cryfails
    @Cryfails 5 лет назад +118

    MAAACCCHICOOOOLATIONNNNNSSSSAAAA! I turned my headset volume to the max when you yelled MACHICOLATIONS!!!

    • @thepebbleinstitute7702
      @thepebbleinstitute7702 5 лет назад +16

      Imagine being Shad’s Wife. Every few weeks you just hear this random yell.

    • @Error-eb9gv
      @Error-eb9gv 5 лет назад +2

      @@thepebbleinstitute7702 he should put it on a family Crest or something.

  • @beledra4051
    @beledra4051 5 лет назад +14

    Finally, I found the translation for machicolations in Spanish. Its "matacán" wich is kind of funny, it means "dog killer" (matar= to kill, can= dog)

    • @ebowden1168
      @ebowden1168 5 лет назад +1

      That translates to kill the dog because the Mata would be formed from an Usted command in the past pret.

    • @ezrac704
      @ezrac704 4 года назад +2

      Perro is dog

  • @techwizpc4484
    @techwizpc4484 5 лет назад +20

    You're in Australia. Hmm. Drop bears + Machicolations sounds really deadly.

    • @dylanlochan9612
      @dylanlochan9612 4 года назад

      Or gigantic huntsman spiders

    • @stephenmemelord2303
      @stephenmemelord2303 3 года назад +1

      Those poor bears!
      EDIT: I thought you meant large bears. Now that I see what you mean by drop bears...
      THOSE POOR SOLDIERS.

  • @lordmctheobalt
    @lordmctheobalt 5 лет назад +197

    The perfect video doesn't exi....
    Edit:
    Also M A C H I C O L A T I O O O O O O O N Z A A

  • @CaptainFirespitter
    @CaptainFirespitter 5 лет назад +167

    It’s truly a testament to the intelligence of the people who are behind all these creations, regardless how old they are, who were able to carefully work out how all these features would work out for what they were creating. (most of the time.)
    I know people that don’t think history and the people of the past are all that important or impressive, a couple of them even seeing them as inferior and worse than modern day civilisation.
    Yet it’s these same people who’d helped shape things and the world to what it is today.
    Hell, just the fact that even in the Stone Age period, people already had a fundamental and incredible understanding of how everything worked, Corbeling (think that’s how it’s spelled, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.) being one of those ancient construction techniques.
    It’s truly amazing to see where we came from and how similar people were to us even in different time periods.
    Just my random thoughts and ramblings on history! 😁

    • @deathtdow
      @deathtdow 5 лет назад +18

      Without the relativistic aspect to that statement you would be much closer to the truth. The people of the past indeed weren't stupid or particularly less intelligent than we are today. We are where we are at due to the accumulation of hundreds or (for some things) even thousands of years human effort. However, it is fair to say modern western society is objectively superior to any others past or present. In the entirety of human history.

    • @CaptainFirespitter
      @CaptainFirespitter 5 лет назад +1

      DeathTDOW sorry if I butchered my statement slightly. 😅

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 5 лет назад +7

      Ancient civilizations literally knew the speed of light and many other impossible stuff based on what we are taught. We are actually primitive post disaster people compared to our advanced ancestors who had unlimited energy and weren't slaves to the govt. His-story is a lie

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 5 лет назад +5

      Architecture was prettier back then. Change my mind.

    • @DaddyMouse
      @DaddyMouse 5 лет назад +2

      @@TimSlee1 Is about to try to change his mind but then sees a minecraft video with gross cobblestone cubes and decides to not say anything

  • @Ramseas119
    @Ramseas119 5 лет назад +34

    this is like the Shadiversity version of "end them rightly"

  • @joshrathbun1616
    @joshrathbun1616 5 лет назад +1

    I remember being subbed not too long ago with about 160,000 other people. I saw 663,000 subs and my jaw dropped. So great to see a real solid youtuber with great content get the support they need. Love you and your videos Shad, happy for you and keep up the good work!

  • @LaloMartins
    @LaloMartins 5 лет назад +44

    MACHICOLATIONS! I already gave it a 👍 before even starting the video

  • @TheCherryTrader
    @TheCherryTrader 5 лет назад +22

    Audible sponsorship! A milestone for every youtuber.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +1

      Any sponsorship is. It means you can actualy start making some money to live a life.
      Also, these sponsors know very well that youtubers are great advertisers. People watch them regardless AND often don't skip the 30 second ad. Like we always do with youtube ads
      Also.... i just saw your profile name... are you my master O:

    • @TheCherryTrader
      @TheCherryTrader 5 лет назад

      @@cherrydragon3120 come on the shadiversity discord server and find out :D

  • @amabitsapiens
    @amabitsapiens 5 лет назад

    This is so thorough! Shad's is one of the only channels where you can count on getting such a comprehensive rundown in RUclips format.

  • @JoeButler02
    @JoeButler02 3 года назад

    I've never seen this channel before. Came up in my feed. Seemed interesting, started watching. Pretty damn excited to see my favourite book series sitting on the shelf behind you!!! The wheel of time series is amazing!!

  • @blitsriderfield4099
    @blitsriderfield4099 5 лет назад +82

    Just because you don't need them, doesn't mean you can't have them. They look awesome, intimidating, and provide extra defence.

    • @GunarBastos
      @GunarBastos 5 лет назад

      They can also serve as a countermeasure not for an invading army, but a small infiltration party. Those guys could sneak up to the base of the castle even with a clear view and bridge to deter a larger invasion force.

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 5 лет назад +1

      They’re also super expensive, and overspending on your weapons of war means you get fewer of them. Just like a 60 million dollar main battle tank is better than an 80 million dollar main battle tank if all else is equal, a 60 thousand livre castle is better than an 80 thousand livre castle.
      Hence why you’ll see the “all the machicoli all the time” castles primarily on representation-first castles. The Royal residences, the Ring Of Stone castles, that sort of thing. The defense-first castles will use them where needed.

    • @PMMillard
      @PMMillard 4 года назад

      @@JasperJanssen Private Henson, Why do you have a browning M2 Machine gun set up at the latrine and not the wall? "so I can shoot while taking a shit, SIR!"

  • @user-mm7bs6vl2u
    @user-mm7bs6vl2u 5 лет назад +25

    Congratulations on the sponsorship and great video as always.

  • @davidroddini1512
    @davidroddini1512 3 года назад +1

    I was delighted to see this deep dive ON machicolations. Don’t think I would be so glad to see a deep dive through one.

  • @Lee1978R
    @Lee1978R 5 лет назад

    I just found this channel and can’t stop watching the videos. There’s Nothing else like this it’s amazing and really interesting thank you :)

  • @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
    @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 5 лет назад +26

    Man shad, you've grown. Last video I saw from you was about castles at 30-60k. Glad to see you this popular

  • @porckchopz5680
    @porckchopz5680 5 лет назад +52

    Damn, I wish I could build my own castle in Mount and Blade, design it, and just watch Shadiversity Videos to make it the best castle.

    • @Jokuvaanjee
      @Jokuvaanjee 5 лет назад +1

      You can mod M&B

    • @porckchopz5680
      @porckchopz5680 5 лет назад +1

      Hasa92 I’m not good at it lol

    • @Jokuvaanjee
      @Jokuvaanjee 5 лет назад

      @@porckchopz5680 Neither am I but I've heard that it's one of the easiest games to create mod's for.

    • @LumenP1023
      @LumenP1023 5 лет назад

      Minecraft.

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 5 лет назад

      @@Jokuvaanjee I guess that depends on the mods you're thinking of.
      Something like "building your own castle, as well as create it's design beforehand" would be pretty hard, since you not only need to model/render/texture everything, you also need to know how to programm it.

  • @davidemahiser
    @davidemahiser 3 года назад

    This was so cool!
    Super informative and engaging video. Also, just realized you have the wheel of time series as focus of your background. Nice collection!

  • @StikZ13
    @StikZ13 5 лет назад

    I will admit that I haven't been watching your videos for a while, but at long last I have returned and HOLY CRAP you have the Wheel of Time books

  • @timweiner7990
    @timweiner7990 5 лет назад +51

    I've seen Audible promoted on so many videos, but hearing Shad's endorsement is the first time I've legitimately considered it.
    Good choice, audible.

    • @caulkins69
      @caulkins69 5 лет назад +1

      Audible uses DRM and a proprietary codec. I won't do business with a company that disrespects its customers that way.

    • @hyperlogos
      @hyperlogos 5 лет назад

      He spent enough time hawking it that this video could have had a second subject

  • @-Zevin-
    @-Zevin- 5 лет назад +197

    I am going to be sooooooooooooo upset if Medieval Total War 3 doesn't have functional MACHICOLATIONS!

    • @SkelNeldory
      @SkelNeldory 5 лет назад +23

      Prepare to be upset.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 5 лет назад +6

      @@SkelNeldory modders always find a way

    • @Szpareq
      @Szpareq 5 лет назад +4

      Joke is on you, there will never be Medieval 3

  • @davidc9441
    @davidc9441 3 года назад

    I have absolutely no idea how I ended up watching this but it was really interesting. Thanks. Ive learnt something today that I would never in a million years have thought I was going to learn today. Life is great.

  • @brianhiles8164
    @brianhiles8164 5 лет назад +1

    Fun fact: The Blarney Stone, which all seem to be nominally aware of, even though that is only its common name, is kissed (for its gift of eloquence) by suspending oneself upside-down through a machicolation.
    One presumably had needed its gift of eloquence, for the apparent inability to have talked one's mates out of doing this on a dare. To see images online, one wonders why more people haven't killed themselves... even after handrails and a net of iron bars had been installed for safety only relatively recently.

  • @nikirki25
    @nikirki25 5 лет назад +67

    Perhaps, today we think about being close to the arrow slits, because we think of how to better use a gun, not an arrow. If we see a slit to shoot through, our brain doesn't start figuring out ways of how to make the arrow pass through that slit, it just thinks, put a barrel of a machine gun into the slit and shoot targets.

    • @gareththompson2708
      @gareththompson2708 5 лет назад +13

      Of course even modern soldiers are trained to shoot from back into the room so that the barrel of their rifle isn't poking out of the window (that is one thing that might give away your position).

    • @jameskazd9951
      @jameskazd9951 5 лет назад +10

      ah yes, i love sticking my gun in slits and shooting

    • @rickregina5053
      @rickregina5053 5 лет назад +1

      @@18947ful its a little difficult to grab the barrel of a machine gun, which after a few minutes of continuous gunfure, would be at about 200+ degrees.

    • @18947ful
      @18947ful 5 лет назад +2

      @@rickregina5053 First you'll have mostly Standard issue assault guns. And for that you have gloves. Also: when you fire for that long you have to Change the Barrel. ;) Otherwise you Just Ruin it.

    • @rickregina5053
      @rickregina5053 5 лет назад +1

      @@18947ful In a defensive position of that nature, there will be at least two SAWs. Secondly, a SAW weighs about 20 pounds. Moveable, but not by much. Thirdly, there is a barrel lock on the barrel change handle, making it impossible to simply twist and pull out. Lastly, standard issue gloves will not protect you from the temperature of a machine gun barrel after several minutes of firing.

  • @Beatles2077
    @Beatles2077 5 лет назад +12

    Shad is my hero for teaching me the beauty of MACHICOLATIONS(!). I cannot saying it without yelling now XD

  • @spacemanbruh6024
    @spacemanbruh6024 4 года назад

    The amazing thing is the castles you describe have survived. Longer than most newer buildings we see today. Absolutely awsome

  • @Gigastro
    @Gigastro 5 лет назад +1

    I never expected to say this but
    Shad, your videos made my Minecraft experience much better.
    Nothing is capable of getting through my gatehouses now
    Thank you

  • @thecrippledgod2789
    @thecrippledgod2789 5 лет назад +20

    i just fell between the
    M A C H I C O L A T I O N S

  • @peterblood50
    @peterblood50 5 лет назад +7

    What always amazes me about medieval stone construction, and machicolations are a perfect example, is how they could calculate the amount of weight the corbels could support. And that's not to mention all the other calculations that would have to go into building a 30 foot high stone wall with battlements etc. which includes making it strong enough to be battered relentlessly and maintain it's integrity. The architects of that period were mind boggling in the amount of knowledge they possessed in order to not only make these amazing structures but to have built them so that many have survived to the present day. Thanks you for your awesome presentation on what is obviously your favorite subject. ( My weakness is for the "Wooden Walls" that protected Britiain, and the great floating castles of the Royal Navys' Ships of the Line.)

    • @L0stEngineer
      @L0stEngineer 5 лет назад +1

      From an engineer's perspective, it takes detailed analysis and research to optimize to the "good enough" point. If you want to drastically overshoot and build your design to last for centuries (like castles and the DC-3 apparently) then good ol trial and error is an amazing analysis methodology.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 5 лет назад +2

      @@L0stEngineer Or you could go with the Roman approach of 'if ten pounds of cement is good, a hundred pounds must be better.' I suspect their tendency to over-engineer *everything* stems from having such an unwieldy numbering system.

    • @L0stEngineer
      @L0stEngineer 5 лет назад +2

      @@brigidtheirish I would give your comment XCVII likes if I could.

  • @satorukuroshiro
    @satorukuroshiro 3 года назад

    Well, glad to see my main concern answered and referenced in the thumbnail. I never considered the idea of a cover or a step up towards the battlement, but sometimes the simplest thing is the most realistic thing.

  • @SculptyWorks
    @SculptyWorks 5 лет назад

    Awesome video, Shad! Your passion for all things castle really comes through! :)

  • @PapapeTrue
    @PapapeTrue 5 лет назад +3

    As an architecture student, I can guarantee you that your videos are both enjoyable and informative 🏰🙏. Thank you!

  • @LordZachael
    @LordZachael 5 лет назад +111

    There are times when Machicolations are not needed... (Weeps manly tears right along with Shad)
    Practically speaking that maybe so but I say to thee, when has that ever stopped we over zealous builders from making the most awesome, stupendous, LEGENDARY designs? Never! :D
    Friends might say to me "You don't need all those extra defenses, you have too many already!" I say "Preposterous you can NEVER have too many defenses! The more gatehouses and murder holes the better! The more walls and barriers the better! Even over castle moats where enemies will almost never be right up to the wall without boats, I say place the MACHICOLATIONS everywhere! Be prepared to defend all sides of the castle always! Friends I must follow my natural OCD building instincts, along with our glorious King Shadiversity's example!"
    Embrace your Designs... And... Whatever happens... Protect your Castle's Honor!
    Do this and you shall always be able to tell everyone both friend and foe of your Castle...
    You get a Machicolation, you get a Machicolation, EVERYONE GETS A MACHICOLATION!!!!!!!! :D
    Epic video once again Shad! Dreams and Honor to you! To the man that we Soldiers, Knights, and Lords pledge our fealty to...
    Hail Shadiversity, King of Castles, Swords, Dragons, and of course M A C H I C O L A T I O O O N S S S S Z Z A A A ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 5 лет назад +5

      yes just yes

    • @havoc3742
      @havoc3742 5 лет назад +4

      You need those Machicolations over the water for when the Mermen attack

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 5 лет назад +4

      Lord Zachael I can 100% honestly say I’ve actually built a castle with machicolations over a lava moat. You could argue it’s in the off-chance the moat gets filled in, but the honest truth is that I just wanted the wall to be uniform.

    • @peacefulinvasion684
      @peacefulinvasion684 5 лет назад +1

      @@Gormathius well maybe they can fly over lava. Or you could be dealing with fire immunity. If they infiltrate your castle you can just shove them through the whole. Either way maticulations just look cool.

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 года назад

      @@havoc3742 Actually you need Machicolations over water because large armies can spend time bringing in dirt and throwing it in your moat. Or they could use ships to sap through your walls (I think this happend in Tyre with Alexander the Great)

  • @asbestosfibers1325
    @asbestosfibers1325 5 лет назад +1

    I ALWAYS skip ahead when people start an ad read....
    I watched your entire audible as read.
    Very good sir.

  • @JayJay-vl9wq
    @JayJay-vl9wq 5 лет назад

    Love your videos dude, thanks for all the juicy knowledge

  • @MatthewCobalt
    @MatthewCobalt 5 лет назад +6

    Congrats on the Audible sponsorship. From how I see you, you really are the type of person who listens to Audio books. All I hope is that there are some books where people scream "MACHICOLATIONZ!!!!" for 5 seconds straight.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 5 лет назад +61

    You're dead by
    MACHICOLATIONS!

  • @peterpinkous8555
    @peterpinkous8555 4 года назад +6

    8:11 “You guys can actually go to castles.” Heh, were you ambitious enough to think to build your own castles at this point?

  • @davidlarson242
    @davidlarson242 5 лет назад

    I recently made a revit family of crenelations with machiculations for use as a training tool. This video made it a lot easier to get the parts correct.

  • @RDCTD
    @RDCTD 5 лет назад +12

    I literally subscribed then refreshed and a new video was uploaded

  • @HenryKobyla1407
    @HenryKobyla1407 5 лет назад +13

    Dare To Game sent Me. Great video, never have i been so interested in a small feature of architecture before viewing this video.

  • @prateekyadav7679
    @prateekyadav7679 Год назад

    Fantastic video, mate! Knowledgeable and thoroughly entertaining. Thanks! I needed it for a story I am writing.

  • @martinwinther6013
    @martinwinther6013 3 года назад

    Grats on 1000000 subscribers!!! EXACTLY 1000000 as i type. Not one over, not one less. Its a rare sight to see a number like that on YT.. Grats again ;)

  • @billysinge8977
    @billysinge8977 5 лет назад +40

    Building a gothic castle in Minecraft, this notification was just in time. Also, 1st! Thanks Shad!

    • @MacGuy3135
      @MacGuy3135 5 лет назад +7

      *Accidentally stayed up until 3AM yesterday trying to get the matriculations right on mine.* I agree. Useful video, I now realise I can just use the wooden cover for the holes.

    • @michaelt6413
      @michaelt6413 5 лет назад +2

      Careful, one turns into 7.

    • @michaelt6413
      @michaelt6413 5 лет назад +1

      @@MacGuy3135 I bet the trap doors would be good

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +1

      Intresting

    • @HSuper_Lee
      @HSuper_Lee 5 лет назад +3

      I've spent some time figuring out how to build functional mochicolations in Minecraft. I'd recommend using a stair and then an upside down stair. It creates a hole that does let you fire an arrow down to the base of the wall. Aka. a functional mochicolations.

  • @metaltom2003
    @metaltom2003 5 лет назад +10

    Staying ahead of the annual quota for machicolation videos I see. Great content as always!!

  • @paultowl1963
    @paultowl1963 5 лет назад

    I’m only getting to this today b/c I’ve been sick for a few days but I just wanted to say I really enjoy your castle videos. Everytime I play a game or watch a program with a castle in it I find myself wondering “what Shad would say” about it. 🙂

  • @QoraxAudio
    @QoraxAudio 5 лет назад

    I once saw a design of machicolations covered by heavy wooden shutters when not in use, with hinges on the crenelations side.
    When they switched from crenelations to the machicolations, they opened the shutters.
    The shutters leaned against the crenels, providing additional cover since those shutters were a bit taller than the crenels.

  • @drmahlek9321
    @drmahlek9321 5 лет назад +20

    MACHICOLATIONS!!!
    That is all.

  • @MrWeezy312
    @MrWeezy312 5 лет назад +9

    Yeah can't image theres too many medieval castles in Australia or any for that matter hope an extended vacation to visit some in your future

  • @justaregulartoaster
    @justaregulartoaster 5 лет назад +26

    My chicken laytions
    His chicken's name is laytions

  • @joereagle36
    @joereagle36 5 лет назад

    MACHICOLATIONS!!!! I've been waiting for this video for so long!

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 5 лет назад +7

    I live close to a castle ruin (the castle was built in the 1300's) Only about a 30 minute drive from my home.
    Sadly it's not really a castle built with defense in mind, but more of a noblemans manor so it doesn't have many exciting features like crenellations and machicolations on it. :(

  • @camohawk6703
    @camohawk6703 5 лет назад +57

    anyone else scare their pets joining in on the battle cry?

  • @thatguy3254
    @thatguy3254 5 лет назад

    Once I noticed I couldn’t stop looking but you have my fave series sitting under the picture frame

  • @BigGayIncorporated
    @BigGayIncorporated 5 лет назад

    All thanks to you and your informative videos about castles, I've decided to start building more of them in Minecraft :D And wow, they're looking a lot better now that I know more about castles. My first one even has 100% REAL ACTUAL FUNCTIONAL MACHICOLATIOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!