just a long hallway with an unknown entity with glowing eyes like beams slowly edging towards you as you're backed up against a wall, as you slowly realize its just a car
0-30%: Horror game 0:00 30-49%: Christmas music 1:41 49-65% chill jazz 2:30 65-120%: Coconut Mall 3:16 120-140:Christmas music 5:24 140-350%: Christmas on C R A C K 5:50 350-460% Mario Jumping every 15 seconds 9:10 460-650% chip tune cover of a black metal band with radio interference 10:17 650-800%: slots with dialup internet 11:40 800-1000%: Mario running into the sunset-@nic_lol4202 12:24
The beginning slowed down that much sounds like it's own song, from like an indie horror game, but then it turns into the Middle School jazz band version of the song 😅
I love how at slower speeds you hear certain things and at faster speeds your brain can't process all those sounds so you focus on the longer structures.
it's crazy how once the song picks up (around 65% as someone else helpfully notated) the constant increase in pitch doesn't interfere with the songs listenability. It's almost like I'm tuning out the fact that it's speeding up - until it goes over 100% and then it becomes very noticable
0:00-0:18 Horror game 0:19-0:59 Demonic machine powering up while demonic piano plays in the background 1:00-1:07 Demonic bell ringing followed by rustling noises 1:08 Basic melody is recognizable 2:27 Coconut Mall pitched down one octave and stretched by 2x 3:16 Literally just a toy xylophone 4:14 Coconut Mall but one note pitch lower 4:30 Almost the right key 4:34 Literally just Coconut Mall 4:42 Coconut Mall# 4:55 Oh it's the final lap version 6:49 Coconut Mall pitched up one octave and squished by 0.5x 8:04 Flute guy is off the rails 8:45 Starting to become unrecognizable again 9:21 Literally just spamming random piano keys 10:00 Only the basic melody and parts are recognizable again 10:55 Just a cacophony of noises 11:16 Whose phone is vibrating? 11:36 Ping pong
POV: You went to the abandoned shopping mall and found the electricity switch. You may not have pressed any buttons, but by being in it's sheer presence, the lights are turning on one by one. Pretty shortly after, the ghost of all the security guards start walking around as your location is revealed.
This would make for a good guessing game. Shut your eyes and try to exactly find when the music reached 100.00% 😂 The postman will grant you a piece of heart if you are right
@@goldblock7386This is not exponential growth. This is linear growth with completely arbitrary increases to the rate of the growth at specific times. Exponential growth is when the rate of growth increases by exponential margins (i.e. powers of a number, multiplying by the same number every time) which can be proven wrong due to how the growth increases. The time it takes to go from 0% -> 100% is 4m57s then the growth rate takes a sudden increase and from 100% -> 200% it takes 2m12s, likewise for 200% -> 300% which takes 1m29s. There’s no exponent to be found there. Another way you can describe exponential growth is if the growth rate gets exponentially faster over time with a constant acceleration in the growth rate. Though this can also be proven wrong due to the fact that the growth rate stays the same throughout. 0% -> 50% takes 2m58s and 50% -> 100% also takes 2m58s. This is disguised to look like exponential growth to the untrained eye but it really isn’t. (One more thing, it takes 2m12s to go from 100% -> 200% so if this really were exponential growth and we are to stick to whole numbers because non-integer powers aren’t very practical, it would take at least the same amount of time to get from 200% -> 400%, but that takes 2m56s instead)
some personal favorites 0:18 those tripods from the war of the worlds game rising out of the ground 0:48 starts to maybe sound like music 1:08 you're inside the last memories of a dying person 1.23.42 1:58 booting up nintendogs after 13 years 2:10 elevator music 2:24 distorted version of santa claus is coming to town 2:33 elevator music again
I’m gonna use this to get out of bed in the the morning as it perfectly represents my waking up, slow start, steady pace and then my increasing levels of “AHHHHHH I’M LATE”! Edit: the ending represents the panic attacks (500%+)
The horror vibes from the ultra slow version reminds me of the fact that "But Nobody Came" is just a few notes from Flowey's happy-sounding theme song at ultra slow speed. Side note: Nice touch animating Mario's run cycle so we get an idea of the scale of the speeding-up process.
Hear me out: a horror game where Mario Is the bad guy, and when he chases you, you hear this music. When he gets closer the music speeds up, but when you lose him it slows down again....
I clicked onto this video hoping to find that it was quadratic growth and correct it and be really proud of myself. I've come to the unfortunate realization that the speed appears to be arbitrary
the stages 0% horror, 50% jazz, 100% your average coconut, 200% the gummies kick in, 300% the rats are now playing, 400% slot machine, 500% lootbox opening, 600% lootbox opening but its rare, 700% is it getting hot in here? 800% do you smell smoke? 900% its on fire now, 1000% and there it goes.
2:31 sounds like a jazz band 3:35 sounds somewhat normal (just off pitch) 4:18 starts sounding normal 4:34 nope I lied that shouldn't be the right pitch to be normal. 4:37 Nope I lied again that's normal.
@@laurynseaborn435 First of all, I live in Turkey and I'm Turkish, but I need a friend who can speak English, so I'm looking for a friend to improve my English, and someone who will warn me when I make a mistake, not get angry
I want someone to use the beginning of this video as a audio to a horror game and see how long it takes people to realize it is playing Coconut Mall .
just a long hallway with an unknown entity with glowing eyes like beams slowly edging towards you as you're backed up against a wall, as you slowly realize its just a car
i mean hilariously theres a car horror game that actually gets me somehow because you just cant fucking escape from this sentient car
Most underrated comment of all time
Coconut Maul
Add reverb and make it a coconut mall but it's in a abandoned mall
I sat through this entire thing while eating my lunch. There was no interruption. No human interaction. I just ate and watched.
Respectable
I'm doing the same with my dinner rn
Same, but I'm sitting in my room
dude same, i just munched on crushed ice and listened
Good
I was wondering why it sounded normal around 93% until I realized 100% was actually the final lap version lmao
Same 😂
Fr
Oh my gosh it is!!
THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT PROCESS
i guess last lap music is just the song sped up by 10 ish percent
@@Cape34770 Or maybe the normal version is the song slowed down by 10%ish
this autoplayed after another song i was listening to, and i thought my earbuds were possessed lol
lol 😂
hahaha 😂
LMAO SAME
😅😂😂
What song was it?
The part after the 50% mark is pure bliss.. it’s like elevator music, bossa nova, smoothjazz, version of coconut. I love it.
you can feel the swing
@@EntergeticalakaBotThe golf commentator after the last 10 holes (he’s running out of things to say.)
0-30%: Horror game 0:00
30-49%: Christmas music 1:41
49-65% chill jazz 2:30
65-120%: Coconut Mall 3:16
120-140:Christmas music 5:24
140-350%: Christmas on C R A C K 5:50
350-460% Mario Jumping every 15 seconds 9:10
460-650% chip tune cover of a black metal band with radio interference 10:17
650-800%: slots with dialup internet 11:40
800-1000%: Mario running into the sunset-@nic_lol4202 12:24
Christmas on crack is crazy 😭
at around 800% it just sounds like the steps of mario running
what christmas music have you been listening to?
62-63 is green from avm using noteblocks
800%: Galaxian
The jazz at 50% was unreal 😂😂
True
perfect PFP
I did not think Coconut Mall would sound like that of a horror game when slowed down
literally everything sounds like that when slowed down enough
But nobody came
@@dizzy_jump Meatophobia
EXACTLY THIS @@bok4822
@@bok4822
* You try calling for help...
* ...
* But nobody came...
The beginning is like if the Wii was steam powered.
Especially on x2 speed
Sounds like Phonk
@@fhfhtrgw459sounds like phink
@@Finn_the_Catsounds ilke plonk
It reminded me of the startup for the 3DO (where it's racing past all those badly animated asteroids)
POV: the malls closing in 30 seconds and your on the opposite side of the exit
Honestly
Security Breach in a nutshell
@@jofficialchannelYour stuck forever
you're*
@@pentagonyx*e'uryo
The beginning slowed down that much sounds like it's own song, from like an indie horror game, but then it turns into the Middle School jazz band version of the song 😅
when a meme edit of coconut mall is inspiring original music 💀
this is what it feels like to sightread music
The sacred art of seeing sounds
Becomes unsightreadable at high speeds
Gd colon
I love how at slower speeds you hear certain things and at faster speeds your brain can't process all those sounds so you focus on the longer structures.
Yeah it’s interesting
it's crazy how once the song picks up (around 65% as someone else helpfully notated) the constant increase in pitch doesn't interfere with the songs listenability. It's almost like I'm tuning out the fact that it's speeding up - until it goes over 100% and then it becomes very noticable
Imagine having perfect pitch and hearing a familiar melody bending out of tune, then back in tune, over and over again.
i feel it started T 55%
@@iamsushi1056it was fine until 90%, it got a lot worse after
tell me why i sat and watched this through when i knew exactly what would be happening for the whole ten minutes
*THIRTEEN, no less
same
0:00-0:18 Horror game
0:19-0:59 Demonic machine powering up while demonic piano plays in the background
1:00-1:07 Demonic bell ringing followed by rustling noises
1:08 Basic melody is recognizable
2:27 Coconut Mall pitched down one octave and stretched by 2x
3:16 Literally just a toy xylophone
4:14 Coconut Mall but one note pitch lower
4:30 Almost the right key
4:34 Literally just Coconut Mall
4:42 Coconut Mall#
4:55 Oh it's the final lap version
6:49 Coconut Mall pitched up one octave and squished by 0.5x
8:04 Flute guy is off the rails
8:45 Starting to become unrecognizable again
9:21 Literally just spamming random piano keys
10:00 Only the basic melody and parts are recognizable again
10:55 Just a cacophony of noises
11:16 Whose phone is vibrating?
11:36 Ping pong
POV: You went to the abandoned shopping mall and found the electricity switch. You may not have pressed any buttons, but by being in it's sheer presence, the lights are turning on one by one. Pretty shortly after, the ghost of all the security guards start walking around as your location is revealed.
Once you get passed 200% we're in old school Kirby territory
exactly my thought i spent so long playing that kirby tetris kinda game and it sounded just like that pitch wise
Me after getting past 100.00%: *SHIFTING TO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*
*H I Y A !*
The mall is shutting!
@@R162A-1-train I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo
full auto
Elite Dangerous?!
coconut mall but the coconut is rolling down a hillside
Playing 2:30 on 2x speed just sounds like coconut mall played on a baritone Saxophone. 10/10
grant kirkhope version
Only lasts for 20 seconds sadly before it sounds bad
@@iamethan4444 Lmao.
Another railfanner i see...
50 % times 2 = normal speed right
This is what my sleep paralysis sounds like when the demons start manifesting, and oh boy there is more than one at play
I heard the creepy piano music when you encounter one of those robots in BOTW when I had paralysis one time
@@windykingdom6153oh GOD
@@Justice449 Yep, it was insane 💀💀
I love that on 700% speed mario just stops running for some time, then comes back and then slowly stops running
This feels like when I'm waking up in the morning and getting adjusted back into the horrors of life.
This would make for a good guessing game. Shut your eyes and try to exactly find when the music reached 100.00% 😂
The postman will grant you a piece of heart if you are right
Am I the only one who sees Mario kicking his legs and lifting them up instead of actually running?
Now I can't unsee it thanks.
Nope me to
@@jumentoqueanima no problem! 😉
Same
@@jumentoqueanimaMe neither man
i love how it's normal for about 20-25 seconds then turns into a tiktok sped up audio, then returns to ridiculousness again
My god the beginning sounds like something straight out of a crepypasta
It really quickly went from horror, to elevator music, then to jazz
40% sounds good and i wish it was a full song ngl
same with 70% lol
Yeah 40%-70% is pretty good actually
@@lizzydancessthat's just what the mall sounds like when there's no racing.
On it
yea it sounds so chill lmao
the early percents gives Amalgamate energy
We went from horror to jazz. Welcome to the internet, have a look around.
I’m convinced that this is what insanity sounds like.
it gets funnier when you can’t see mario running, but instead you see him doing the thing you do with your legs to make a snow angel
1:00 - 1:07 is the scariest part but then you recognize it and it stops being scary.
@Epicsdafanother kid
I'm starting to see Fnaf fans everywhere OMG 😳😳😳
Aw man, you got the naruto minecraft avatar 💀@@CuriosityDynamics
"The scariest part is the part where is stops being scary"? lol
When the anti-depression pills start kicking in:
When you realize the test has a back page
*I’m pretty sure that’s just linear growth rather than exponential.*
I think it's exponential but with quite a low base.
The growth shot up just after 100%. Could it be bracketed exponential growth with a low base?
it took 5 minutes to hit 100%, and 2:12 to go from 100% to 200%. definitely exponential
@@goldblock7386This is not exponential growth. This is linear growth with completely arbitrary increases to the rate of the growth at specific times. Exponential growth is when the rate of growth increases by exponential margins (i.e. powers of a number, multiplying by the same number every time) which can be proven wrong due to how the growth increases. The time it takes to go from 0% -> 100% is 4m57s then the growth rate takes a sudden increase and from 100% -> 200% it takes 2m12s, likewise for 200% -> 300% which takes 1m29s. There’s no exponent to be found there. Another way you can describe exponential growth is if the growth rate gets exponentially faster over time with a constant acceleration in the growth rate. Though this can also be proven wrong due to the fact that the growth rate stays the same throughout. 0% -> 50% takes 2m58s and 50% -> 100% also takes 2m58s. This is disguised to look like exponential growth to the untrained eye but it really isn’t. (One more thing, it takes 2m12s to go from 100% -> 200% so if this really were exponential growth and we are to stick to whole numbers because non-integer powers aren’t very practical, it would take at least the same amount of time to get from 200% -> 400%, but that takes 2m56s instead)
DONT RUIN THIS VIDEO WITH LOGIC
this is how it feels to fall down thru the hole to the earth's core
how you know 🤨🤨🤨
he tripped
When you've been procrastinating something for a while and the deadline approaches steadily faster
so this is what it feels like having stage 6 dementia and it suddenly disappears
when you forget your dementia and actually start remembering shit
@@thestarfromyugiohI used the dementia to destroy the dementia
It's just a burning memory
@@IPutFishInAWashingMachine*insert image of burning DDR4 ram*
"what's dementia?" *Remembers everything*
Moms during the Silurian when the plane leaves at noon in 2016:
some personal favorites
0:18 those tripods from the war of the worlds game rising out of the ground
0:48 starts to maybe sound like music
1:08 you're inside the last memories of a dying person 1.23.42
1:58 booting up nintendogs after 13 years
2:10 elevator music
2:24 distorted version of santa claus is coming to town
2:33 elevator music again
*EXTRA slowly does jazz hands and speeds up*
I’m gonna use this to get out of bed in the the morning as it perfectly represents my waking up, slow start, steady pace and then my increasing levels of “AHHHHHH I’M LATE”!
Edit: the ending represents the panic attacks (500%+)
The horror vibes from the ultra slow version reminds me of the fact that "But Nobody Came" is just a few notes from Flowey's happy-sounding theme song at ultra slow speed.
Side note: Nice touch animating Mario's run cycle so we get an idea of the scale of the speeding-up process.
2:45 felt amazing. It felt like i was entering another dimension.
Did i really listened to this during 13 minutes 😂😂😂
You did 🗿
-and I did too-
The beginning actually sounds like bowser laughing
Oh
Love that at 500% the high notes descend so quickly and become a melody I hadn’t heard in this song before
(Edit: typo)
Several minutes in it's basically acting like the pizza delivery theme from that Spider-Man 2 game.
I want someone to play this on beat saber and just wonder what they are listening to because the title was not coconut mall XD
Hear me out: a horror game where Mario Is the bad guy, and when he chases you, you hear this music. When he gets closer the music speeds up, but when you lose him it slows down again....
That could be a great idea
And Very Scary.
Reverse the concept
When Coconut Mall is exponentially getting faster:
My favorite part was when coconut mall started getting exponentially faster and it exponentially faster’d all over the place
Yeah bro u just described the video...?
@@arcondpvpWhen Coconut Mall exponentially goes over your head
@@DaRealJake 💀💀💀💀🤫
thank you obama sphere
3:20 sounds like an opening to a 1950 tv show
It sounds so good though
@@rocbot9479They didn’t say it’s not.
@@frozenfactory04 they didn’t say it was
@@rocbot9479 But your reply doesn’t make sense more, because they didn’t say it wasn’t.
Thomas the mario cart racer
5:25 When it's Sunday evening and you remember you have an assignment due Monday morning.
Fr 😂
0:19 reeeeegiiiiigiiiiiigaaaaasssssss
Pov: Your tryna get out the last tic tac and its jammed.
???
Last Tic Tac?
*I ' D R A T H E R S A Y L A S T P R I N G L E S*
lol
Istg i had to get a knife and pliers to cut the lid off and open, mine always got stuck in the inside lip of the lid
2:47 when Mario still has to take the driver’s test before getting his kart racing license back
10:39 when you put it on 0.25 speed it sounds like high pitched coconut mall on some bootleg gameboy speakers
Wow!
9:45 high v2@RaphaelHolanda-uu7ic
@RaphaelHolanda-uu7icsounds bouncy! Like, swing.
when you're 1 base away from an inside the park home run but the ball starts getting faster and faster:
3 AM in the morning and this is what I watch 😂
My experience is no better. What I'm watching right after I wake up. Tryna get the zoomies.
Listening to it first thing in the morning has to be a jolt like drinking a Five Hour Energy and a Red Bull at the same time.
Same 😭💀
This is art
It is so interesting to me that coconut mall sounds so different when slowed down
9:45 for 400% so you can play at 0.25 speed
so its just high pitch
250-290% sounds like an extreme demon on GD
It does lol
for some reason the wind started to get stronger while listened to this
wind but its EXPONENTIALLY getting stronger
The forbidden weather music
Song of storms 2.0
The beginning of this belongs in Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.
watching the percentage is like waiting for a download to finish
Watch it one time at normal speed then watch it at 2× speed and listen to this masterclass
This is what an average Risk of Rain 2 run feels like
Past 100% feels like trying to do an assignment you procrastinated and watching the due time rapidly approach
I clicked onto this video hoping to find that it was quadratic growth and correct it and be really proud of myself. I've come to the unfortunate realization that the speed appears to be arbitrary
0:30 starts sounding like a race car
or a train in Britain speeding up
i wanna see someone go through frame-by-frame and prove if it's actually exponential
it's not. at all
once it gets to about 710% it sounds like there's jump sound effects
I mean, some classic Mario sounds are just the music sped up real fast!
1:34 looks like a 1929 piano record
I believe you can tell a quality of a song by how good it sounds slowed down. This passes.
100% and onward escalated really quickly!!😂😂😂😂😂
I can hear my heartbeat in this.
the stages
0% horror, 50% jazz, 100% your average coconut, 200% the gummies kick in, 300% the rats are now playing, 400% slot machine, 500% lootbox opening, 600% lootbox opening but its rare, 700% is it getting hot in here? 800% do you smell smoke? 900% its on fire now, 1000% and there it goes.
Every time I play Mario Kart and it’s the final round and the music speeds up, I genuinely get anxiety like “HOLY SH!T DRIVE FASTER NOW!!”
4:34 normal part
Finally something to soundtrack my panic attacks
I love how it started at 5 cc and sped up to 69420 cc
2:31 sounds like a jazz band
3:35 sounds somewhat normal (just off pitch)
4:18 starts sounding normal
4:34 nope I lied that shouldn't be the right pitch to be normal.
4:37 Nope I lied again that's normal.
Does it bother anyone else that the title says “EXPONENTIAL” when this progression is LITERALLY THE DEFINITION of Linear?
No literally, was wondering why the title was misleading like that
Watch the start, see how slow the % increases, and then see how fast the % increases at the end
@@Christopher01906 It increases a little bit but I'd expect it to be a more sharp increase considering what exponential is
Maybe the exponent is 1…?
74% is a complete banger
Sounds like a race car but a saturated sound like deeper at the beginning
1:09 this is so terrifying 😭💀
2:15 okay now we're getting a little jazzy with it 🕺
For how long can you recognize the song?
For me it's 1:07-8:59
For me it's 1:23-9:24
From around 10:24 it starts to sound normal speed but very high pitched if you set the playback to 0.25x
I havent vibed with a piece of music this hard for ages
Until like the 7 minute mark that is
Around 18/19% Mario is storming into a bullet riddled mall.
Ah, I love my notifications
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@@laurynseaborn435 what is your name
2:18 look like a regular relax animal crossing theme badly mixed
I feel like this would be referenced if TerminalMontage did a Something About: MarioKart Wii episode lol
nice pfp
I have a headache now, ty
first 25% was a horror film soundtrack and i swear i heard a part of the "you lost stupid beach" music at 35%