@Sleepless Dreamer My older sis(21) had went out with some of her friends, and she had gotten drunk. Her friends brought her home around 1am after she passed out on the dance floor. The next morning, after her hangover, I said, “What was going through your head before you got drunk Big Sis?” And her response was, “The last thing I remember thinking about before I got drunk was some voice in my head yelling "Get drunk. Don’t question it. Just do it. Drink til you’re drunk. Don’t ask why. Just do it." I don’t remember anything after that.” And that’s all she could remember.
Oh I’m not aloud alcohol but I have had this fruit punch I got from a bar before and it made me completely out of my mind for like 10 hours so I will go get that
I get surgur rushes it makes my class laugh once I had a red mountain dew in third grade I won it in bingo I ran into the wall 1000 and I am still one of the smartest
The Uber Driver must’ve been like: "This dude and his girlfriend talk WAYYYY too much. They didn’t even realize that I drove around the block 3 times. Corny Couple...."
"What happened to my shy little girl?" The 'drunk' took me Edit: omg I forgot about him and just rediscovered him (sorry lol) and I didn't even realized I watched this one already lmao... Thanks for the likes ig😂
I made my friend watch this when she was drunk😂 Her: Is he real or I’m a just really drunk...? At the end of the video Her: Wait.... I don’t have a boyfriend *starts crying* Me: *Laughing*
I’m not even subbed because if I got to watch his videos everyday I don’t think my heart could handle it I mean I already have cliffhangers on WEBTOON so
I just started listening to you 2 days ago and now I'm obsessed!!! And when I saw the notification that you posted I literally said in my head "My boyfriend posted!" 😂😂😂
Why is your voice so nice? It’s sorta, gravelly but smooth, and has a very low but firm undertone. Definitely calming. I feel... happy listening to it...?
i just got done with a tiring workout and i totally needed this🙌 you don’t even know how much these audios make my day when they pop up in my notifications💗
I just wanted to say that your channel is so damn amazing and relaxing that I've just been going through and enjoying your old Audios while studying/going to sleep/convincing myself to wakeup. Also, this video made me super nostalgic for pre-corona times 😭 like how long has it been since we could actually go out and let off steam? As a 25 year old medical student currently DROWNING in stress I genuinely appreciate getting a tiny bit of that chill feeling from you. I recommended your patreon to a couple classmates that also desperately needed it 😂😂 So thank you for keeping some of the future female doctors of America sane enough to stay in school 😂😂😂😂
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My head: get drunk
Me: but I-
My head: GET DRUNK
Me:o-ok
Kookiesss Are bomb lol 😂 I’m pretty sure that is exactly what goes through people minds before they get drunk
Sleepless Dreamer Definitely 😂😂
@Sleepless Dreamer
My older sis(21) had went out with some of her friends, and she had gotten drunk. Her friends brought her home around 1am after she passed out on the dance floor. The next morning, after her hangover, I said, “What was going through your head before you got drunk Big Sis?” And her response was, “The last thing I remember thinking about before I got drunk was some voice in my head yelling "Get drunk. Don’t question it. Just do it. Drink til you’re drunk. Don’t ask why. Just do it." I don’t remember anything after that.”
And that’s all she could remember.
Oh I’m not aloud alcohol but I have had this fruit punch I got from a bar before and it made me completely out of my mind for like 10 hours so I will go get that
I get surgur rushes it makes my class laugh once I had a red mountain dew in third grade I won it in bingo I ran into the wall 1000 and I am still one of the smartest
«The driver is not listening to us babe.”
Me: yes he is, right mr. oovoo javar?
IEJDJDUEH
Hahaha 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅
*has never been to oovoo javar*
Matthew’s mouth finally another mangolescent stan
*PFFFFFF*
vines 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
The Uber Driver must’ve been like:
"This dude and his girlfriend talk WAYYYY too much. They didn’t even realize that I drove around the block 3 times. Corny Couple...."
LMFAO
Lmao 😂😂😭🤚🏻
the uber driver listening in: i LOVE free entertainment
Netflix could never❤️
@@milo436 Eri what are you doing here who let you in here oh no nuh uh I'm calling Aizawa
@@milo436 Hmmm.... Or maybe... Mr.Deku...
@@milo436 Alright Eri- Chan i won't call anyone but no more clicking on these ŪnŪ
Lol, I was thinking the exact same thing!!!! 😂😂
The one dislike is from the Uber driver
Hes not getting payed enough for this
That one dislike on your comment is the boyfriend
haha 21 Uber drivers
And his alternative accounts
woopie c we got 49 mad Uber drivers help they driven their cars at speed of light!HELP!
"What happened to my shy little girl?" The 'drunk' took me
Edit: omg I forgot about him and just rediscovered him (sorry lol) and I didn't even realized I watched this one already lmao... Thanks for the likes ig😂
I was thinking the same thing.
"Liquor happened, honey. Liquor happened."
ALCOHOL it took us all
Like Jamie Foxx said “Blame it on the aaaaalcohol” 😂
Pinktiger_123 🤪sksk
@@goddess461 😄😄😄I was thinking the same thing!!
I’m not gonna lie. Being called a good girl is the highlight of this audio
The tingles are strong with this one
Such a gentle voice
Ikr l like the pet names he calls us
The only thing I get drunk on is Apple juice
Same
Lmao
Actually tho! 😂
lol
@@frapputaehyung7157 ayyy I like your profile pic 😊
Plot twist:
We *are* the Uber diver
Uber *Diver* XDDD
Yeah right 😆
ovoo javer...
*Ah yes, we are the great Uber diver*
LMAOOO
"The only thing that gets me drunk is your lips."
Ah, yeah, corny, totally. I didn't blush at all. v:
I legit responded out loud with “ooooo that was so smooth!”
0:20 scientifically speaking, the world is spinning
Sorry just had to.
Exactly what I thought 😂
Not gonna lie it took me a minute to figure that out. I'm not proud of myself
Haha 😂
I was gonna say it, but thanks for saying it for me
Me too...
Him: don't worry the driver's not listening to us babe
*The driver grabs a bag of popcorn*
I just spit everywhere 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*I’m going to take this literally as a joke* THAT IS VERY DANGEROUS
That probably why his or her radio turned down the volume
Bwhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂
“I like grabbed his face”
I can’t imagine that i’m sorry-
😂😂😂😂😂 I tried I started laughing so hard I cried my mum was like "wtf"
Wait what😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
is it yaoi
💀💀💀
Ikr I was thinking like ‘wait how?’ I was trying to imagine it but I rlly can’t 😂
Him: What happened to my shy little girl?
*Alcohol*
Lol
7:43 when you said "sound good kitten?" I fangirled herder than I think I've ever fangirled.
OH GOD ME TOO WTF IM DYING JFZDYODGKKHXDHLHDOGDLXKGZGKDGOYDHDOHDOHXLDYODYPUFPUFPYDODYOUOFUOFYDODYOYDIYROUROHOFUROFUOPUTRUPTUPUPFUTPUFPHLFHLDDHK
all I thought was of Yagami Yato's shinso and him calling us kitty
All I thought of was Kou Mukami.
@@renshoto1257 WAIT YEAH WTF YAGAMIS SHINSOU DOES DO THAT WFGSNEYSBEJSHR I MUST HAVE A PREFERRED NICKNAME 0.0
@@chiakinanami1958 BRO YAGAMI'S SHINSO AND AIZAWA BOTH SAY KITTY AND THEY GET ME EVERY TIME
ALSO TODO'S BABY KILLS ME
Who missed his voice!?
Omg my boyfriend's 😍😍🙆
안녕하세요 오빠, I didn’t know you watch him too☺️
🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾
Me😂
Me:Why are you here
Boyfriendaudio:(jealous)
“The world is not spinning”
Me: bUt mY tEaChEr sAiD tHe eArTh sPiNs
fUcK yO tEaChEr
ThAt FuCkInG LiEr
This is relevant but i love your profile picture
@@M0ldyBubbles LMFAOOI
BUt mY teAcHER sAid THe eArTh LezviTatEs:oOOoOoOO
I made my friend watch this when she was drunk😂
Her: Is he real or I’m a just really drunk...?
At the end of the video
Her: Wait.... I don’t have a boyfriend *starts crying*
Me: *Laughing*
i wanna say that ur heartless
but tbh i would do the same thing
I feel like ur friend is me 🤣🤣
Yo asahi- is that you 👀
*Brotha*
@@Sai-mt2nx yo your name😝😝
The way I react when you upload is not healthy
Same
Saaaaame
I’m not even subbed because if I got to watch his videos everyday I don’t think my heart could handle it I mean I already have cliffhangers on WEBTOON so
“No baby the world is not spinning...”
Me:it actually is
It's true tho
🤣 I see what you did there
So the drunk see the real world as it is they are actually sober and the sober are the drunk
@@siimplybestiies622 yes
really? oh yea
Him: *calls us princess *
Me:*squeals and dies internally *
Me too
😂😂😂😂😂this kind of man that we need 💜✌
I was just going thru ur channel and than I accidentally refreshed the page and BAM NEW VIDEO
When I heard Uber all I thought was
“I never been to oovo-javer”
SORRY THE VINE GOT ME
Jealous boyfriend PWETTY PWEASE🥺🥺
LoVe your audios!!!!
Yesss
YES
*Y E S*
biggest fan of micheal Jackson king of pop AYEEE MOONWALKERRR!!!!!
ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ AYEEEEEEE
wow it's 16 minutes long??? do we deserve this?
"...and I get it good."
Dear lord, that laugh. I melted with that laugh.
"You're amazing." Yes. Yes, you are, K.
"Honey,are you alright?" Y-Yeah,i am. *Whisper's softly:* Now that your here...😳😍❤💕
Aaewewew uwwuuuuuu ;-;
@@isi_pisi I know,his voice is like heaven itself.😍
@@isi_pisi MGG THE PFP DOGG 😭🤣 killed meh
"The only thing that gets me drunk...is your lips..."
HHELPPP MEE AKSBAJSHSJD
levi ackerman leviiiii baby what are u doing here? HAHHAHAHAHAH
Lil Peanut I'm trying to get some comfort after what happened at Wall Maria okay
@@mittymimii u-um h-heouchu?
Hi Levi!
Leviiii senpaiii !!!!!
I fell like i will stay single forever.... Im just 14 but still
@@salw9174 Yeah same lol
You'll find someone nice one day. Don't rush it
Dude....me too
Ur younnnng! U have time ! Dont search love. The love gonna knock on ur door ;)
Same...
16 minutes of awesomeness 👌🏼😌
Drunk, bumped her head and danced for 3h ... tomorrow morning will be rough 😂😂😂
Lemme tell you a secret, Honey.
I‘m not actually drunk on alcohol
I‘m drunk on your beautiful voice.
;D;D
This hella smooth holy guacamole :')
Mood
;)
I just started listening to you 2 days ago and now I'm obsessed!!! And when I saw the notification that you posted I literally said in my head "My boyfriend posted!" 😂😂😂
I'm about to have a boyfriend but I am not gonna give up on this channel.
sleep? who needs sleep when my "boyfriend" is taking care of my drunk ass (p.s. love ur videos plz keep making me X3)
Same and I have school tomorrow
Do you think you could do a jealous boyfriend video next? Awesome video as always, keep it up☺️💛
I love jealous boyfriend roleplay! Good idea~
He has a jealous boyfriend video already up, it’s just an old one
@@honeyaudios820 I know, but it wouldn't hurt to have another one 😊☺🤗
Evil Queen YES OMG WE NEED THAT!!
Hello ppl from the past i came with good news he has done a one
"The driver is not listening to us babe!"
The next day:
Uber driver: i quit
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEJSJAJAHAHA
Lmaoo I cant with the I QUIT💀💀💀
“The only thing that gets me drunk is your lips”
Me at 3am: omg
You know what makes me drunk?
Is your voice... ❤️✨
Notif squadd!!! Also your voice is sooo soothing :((
Got notifications when I'm a class rn. And almost screaming. Right on time dude
“The world isn’t spinning!”
Me: r u like one of dem flat-earthers but instead of protesting the world is round, u protest it spins?!?!?
Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Half way through, do they ever get home in the video?
is it bad that I feel like cheating on you whenever I'm listening to another bf asmr? 🤦🏻♀️
Luna Syela I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
@@CatastropheeTTV we should be loyal to this bear aye 😂
yes we should😂😭
@@CatastropheeTTV don't cheat! 😂
Its very weird.
Very very weird.
My earphones is broken and now I'm listening to you in a full volume without earphones loljsjs
Boyfriend: *is convincing me I went out clubbing and got drunk*
Me at 2am going through quarantine phase: 🙃
First and most importantly: HOW LONG IS THIS CAR RIDE
two: where do we live
Three: anytime you end a sentence is sounds like you want a kiss
@ 1:35
This line seems very familiar.
Maybe a coincidence but...🤔
I love everything about this script, audio, just ALL of it. It’s perfect.
So you didn't actually get to the 'putting me to bed' part in the video. We were still in the car!!
This may sound dramatic but these audios and the ones like these are part of the reasons I’m still going
Augh his rumbly voice just ahhhh i love it
0:15
Me-*thinks* “Hang on if the earth orbits around the sun while SpInNiNg surely you’re wrong!”
SCIENCE
Me* turns on the music in the background* BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
@@kay.k2156 BILL BILL BILL BILL
Someone give him an award this work is amazing👏👏❤
I think it's safe to say I'm in love with your voice
Why is your voice so nice? It’s sorta, gravelly but smooth, and has a very low but firm undertone. Definitely calming. I feel... happy listening to it...?
Just in time , I was snuggling into the blankets waiting on you 💕
Edit: I'm almost 21 😎🤙🏼 birthday is the 23rd of this month and I can't wait
happy birthday :)
Happy early Birthday
Taiga Aisaka XT thank you 🙂💕
Lily Rose Thank you 🥰❤️
Happy birthday I'm watching this on the 23rd
Me: The worlds spinning .
Him: The world is not spinning.
Me: Wowww, and I thought I was drunk.
Your script and acting is so natural. I never know where the conversation is going to go, so it really keeps the listener in the moment.
*kicks the door*
IM HERE NOBODY MOVE
am I late?😅
😂
Valerie Yang *kicks door down* I am *late*
Valerie Yang HeRe I cOmE kIcKiNg ThE dOoR
*kicks down door* am i late?
16 minutes of your voice? Yes please
Him:" the only thing that gets me drunk, is your lips"
The uber driver:😶😓
the fact that we had this whole conversation in the urber with him, the urber driver would feel ✨uncomfortable ✨
when your a child of Allah but and don’t drink : 👁👄👁
BAHAHAAAHAHAHAAH
WHAT DO WE GET DRUNK OFF, DEEN MAN
LMAOOAKSSNSKSKJS
Lol for u guys 😁
Yesir 🔥👄🔥
This is like the best birthday preSENT I'VE EVER HEARD. This is EXTREMELY CUTE K. I LOVED IT.💕
the one thing this girl could say to absolutely ruin this is
"who are you again?"
'The only thing that gets me drunk are your lips' ~ this really did put a smile on my face 🌸 Thank you for taking care of my poor drunk self ❤️
“what happened to my shy little girl”
*i-i’m still here 🧍🏽♀️*
I think im in love with his voice☺ especially when he said he would fight for me, Jesus has blessed me🙉
2:10
Nobody:
My brain sing shouts:..... tEqUiLa!!! 🎶🎶
Thats me in school-
“Your just a little drunk”
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO😂
"You got some moves you just didn't know you had moves"
Boi I can't twerk even if it will save my life ;w;
Not enough booty to begin with
Same this comment made me laugh good job because I don't laugh easily
I’m dead
"Drunk Girlfriend"
FINALLY WE ALREADY MATCHED!!!!!! "Drunk Boyfriend"
i just got done with a tiring workout and i totally needed this🙌
you don’t even know how much these audios make my day when they pop up in my notifications💗
It’s June 12, 12:57 am, and it’s my birthday. This is my birthday present from you? Thank you, I love you. uwu.
ThePotatoQueen _ForEver Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! 🎂🍷💖
Happy late birthday!!
Perfect timing - just went to snuggle in my bed
5:44 THAT 'WHA' I CANT SKSK IT'S SO CUTE-
Okay right about here... 7:10 when he started kissing me (us) I COULDNT I JUST- can I marry you?
i feel bad for the uber driver....
Uber Driver:too much PDA -_-
I'm jealous
6:40 geezus give me my strength back in my legs 😂😍
I was just about to pass out until I got this notification 😭
No one:
The Uber driver: 👁️👄👁️
Omfg I was just having trouble sleeping and you are a life saver! 💖💖💖💖
every time I pop in like every two months I forget how deep your voice is and truthfully it is nothing short of intimidating
Damn bruv i was almost knocked out by a glass dkkssnjs
mr uber driver thank you for withstanding the corn and cheese I'll rate you 5 stars for sure
" Do you wanna give your phone too? "
*Me having pounds of Asmrs and Anime*
UHHH
no one:
the uber driver driving them:
❤️👄❤️ ... “they’re so cute“
I have been very sick for days now, tysm I needed this. ♡♡♡
„He’s gonna have a bad night.”
Me: He’s gonna have a bad TIME
*Starts playing sans theme song*
Screw those other RUclips videos... I'm here to be drunk! I got my act on.
4:21 Him:"Why am I not drunk?"
Me: " because you're Irish owo ???"
Aaand Swedish😋✌🏼
The uber driver: can yall
Not make out in my car?
No?
Aight
😂
When he says kitten, good girl and... I absolutely melt...😆
Your videos always make me feel warm and fuzzy inside💖😚
I just wanted to say that your channel is so damn amazing and relaxing that I've just been going through and enjoying your old Audios while studying/going to sleep/convincing myself to wakeup. Also, this video made me super nostalgic for pre-corona times 😭 like how long has it been since we could actually go out and let off steam? As a 25 year old medical student currently DROWNING in stress I genuinely appreciate getting a tiny bit of that chill feeling from you. I recommended your patreon to a couple classmates that also desperately needed it 😂😂 So thank you for keeping some of the future female doctors of America sane enough to stay in school 😂😂😂😂
Big Scorpio Energy
Wait....
I didn't know that I was 21.
No your 18 right?
Little Shit I was talking about how I couldn’t be drunk because I wasn’t 21 XD. I completely forgot about this comment-
Dreamy Chimi ya well in my country we gotta be at least 18 that’s why I commented that
I'm always drunk now TAKE CARE OF ME
Yes! Yet again I was really waiting on that!! Please do more!