John being dragged kicking and screaming into a comfy domestic life by Arthur is funny, but I’d love to see a version where Arthur is blindfolded and John has to give directions like in the show
"WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT" "What?!?!" "...can you honk it?" **beep** "...hehe. Do it again." **beeeeeeeeeep** "YES, ARTHUR!!!!" This is comedy gold I'm so glad it exists. Better, even, than I'm At Soup.
The fact that the multiverse is canon so this is 100% canon in my mind. In one universe they just decide to leave it all behind and start a farm. The only things they have to worry about is harvest and if they'll ever find their scarecrow
3:49 "see they'll pack all the seeds if we don't make sure that there's a- a way to scare them away" "like a scarecrow?" "yes- yes like a scarecrow." "we should get a scarecrow" "i don't really know how to get a scarecrow, i don't think it's going to be-" "GET. A SCARECROW." "... okay??😶" THIS THING IS HILARIOUS HELP ME
Time Stamps for personal use ~ 0:51 - Our house~ 1:02 - FLIPFLOPS?? 1:04 - Don't overcomplicate it :l 1:30 - Driving confusion 1:38 - Arthur has no idea how to farm 1:47 - Dude just drive the damn truck 2:03 - *Honk* :0 2:34 - You don't know how to farm do you? >:l 2:45 - .......ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ 3:15 - Where's your corporeal form John? That's what I thought 3:32 - Focus Arthur!! 3:43 - Birds?!?! >:0 3:55 - We should get a scarecrow!!! >:) 4:20 - 10/10 parking Arthur 4:41- Look if Arthur can see John can taste, get the man a coffee!! 5:05 - Excuse me sir, where's the scarecrow store? 5:13 - He ran a stop sign, get him!!! Honorable mentions, John getting mad at things and shouting for no reason : 1:03 - FLIPFLOPS?? 1:22 - FARMING?? 1:35 - TRACTOR?? 3:14 - MONEY? 3:44 - BIRDS?! 5:18 - THAT MOTHER F-
Playing the last (John getting mad at random things) in a row is so funny. It's just this eldritch horror spelling out random things like A TRACTOR?? FLIPLOPS??? is hilarious.
there are so many parts of this that are delightful but i particularly am stuck on john wanting a coffee... if he could have one what would he take in it if anything... what kind of roast does he like...
I love the enormous break between "i want to take a shot at farming" -"farming?!" What is john doing in this time? Trying to process what athur just said? Questioning all of his life desicions at once? Trying to find any way to respond to that? Considering finding a way to take over athurs whole body just to end all of this? Mabye even all four. There is enough time for it in this break Same after "do you really think i would have left my life in arkham if i didn't know how to do any of this?"
absolutely fantastic. and to think the name 'hastur' comes from a god of shepherds. a trace of the true self exists in the false self etc etc love your work man, you're an absolute gem
If a content creator is willing to make silly shit posts like this then you know the source material has to be amazing.
True
*artist, not content creator
@@clairevannette4972 He creates content. That's... that what art is?
“you can see in this world?”
“let’s not- overcomplicate things-“
Oh my god the implication that Arthur is stone-cold blind EXCEPT when he's playing farming simulator is funnier than anything I could come up with
I can finally be happy that Arthur decided to finally settle down in the countryside with his eldritch husband
the cottage core life they needed
@@ghostiieeseason I'm gonna gaslight myself into believing this is the happy ending for this podcast 💪
Yes
It isn't
"you spent all of our money?👹"
"it's my money, you dont have a corporeal form."
Lol
John being dragged kicking and screaming into a comfy domestic life by Arthur is funny, but I’d love to see a version where Arthur is blindfolded and John has to give directions like in the show
"WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT"
"What?!?!"
"...can you honk it?"
**beep**
"...hehe. Do it again."
**beeeeeeeeeep**
"YES, ARTHUR!!!!"
This is comedy gold I'm so glad it exists. Better, even, than I'm At Soup.
Lol
*"GET. A. SCARECROW"* so grumpy even when farming 💀 i love john
Crying at John's incredulous "Farming?!?" This is peak content right here.
I love it so much, especially John's long pause as he processes what Arthur said
**John.exe has stopped working**
*_"FARMING?!"_*
The fact that the multiverse is canon so this is 100% canon in my mind. In one universe they just decide to leave it all behind and start a farm. The only things they have to worry about is harvest and if they'll ever find their scarecrow
“Let’s not overcomplicate this” i’m dying
Adore how offended John is by the concept of flip flops
"...yes."
"shut up."
I love these two so much
I love your pfp ;--;
THIS IS ONE MAN TALKING TO HIMSELF
nah don’t worry he’s got a little worm in his brain to keep him company.
I was just relistening to “The Beadrock”, crying my eyes out, I turn it off, tears still running down my face, AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT I SEE
What’s The Beadrock?
@@harryto4820 a season 3 episode.
they're probably refering to episode 26 of the show, "The Bedrock"
John is right to call out that motherfucker at the end. They totally ran that stop sign!
Never thought I'd open up youtube and see Malevolent text on a farming sim thumbnail.... John is the voice of reason in this tbh. "That motherf-"
2:02
"wait wait WAIT WAIT!!"
"what?!"
"... can you honk it?"
*beep*
"hehe, do it again"
*beeeep*
"YEES ARTHUR!!!!!💪🏻💪🏻"
3:49
"see they'll pack all the seeds if we don't make sure that there's a- a way to scare them away"
"like a scarecrow?"
"yes- yes like a scarecrow."
"we should get a scarecrow"
"i don't really know how to get a scarecrow, i don't think it's going to be-"
"GET. A SCARECROW."
"... okay??😶"
THIS THING IS HILARIOUS HELP ME
John becoming obsessed with scarecrows gives me life
If somebody does not make fanart of John with a scarecrow I will lose it…
This played out exactly like some sort of delirium-induced, fevered dream. I couldn't ask for anything more.
Cmon arthur, get the boi his scarecrow. Hes earned it.
BIRDS? MONEY? TRACTOR? FARMING? HOTEL? TRAVAGO?
FLIPFLOPS?
A SCARECROW?
HONK? TRACTOR??
This is the most hilarious podcast related find ive ever made
… would you believe me if I told you this is what got me into Malevolent
"Perfectly parked "... are we sure athur can see in this world?
why are you buying scarecrows at the gas store?!
Lol
why is this so fucking hilarious i’m kicking my feet
Time Stamps for personal use ~
0:51 - Our house~
1:02 - FLIPFLOPS??
1:04 - Don't overcomplicate it :l
1:30 - Driving confusion
1:38 - Arthur has no idea how to farm
1:47 - Dude just drive the damn truck
2:03 - *Honk* :0
2:34 - You don't know how to farm do you? >:l
2:45 - .......ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ
3:15 - Where's your corporeal form John? That's what I thought
3:32 - Focus Arthur!!
3:43 - Birds?!?! >:0
3:55 - We should get a scarecrow!!! >:)
4:20 - 10/10 parking Arthur
4:41- Look if Arthur can see John can taste, get the man a coffee!!
5:05 - Excuse me sir, where's the scarecrow store?
5:13 - He ran a stop sign, get him!!!
Honorable mentions, John getting mad at things and shouting for no reason :
1:03 - FLIPFLOPS??
1:22 - FARMING??
1:35 - TRACTOR??
3:14 - MONEY?
3:44 - BIRDS?!
5:18 - THAT MOTHER F-
Playing the last (John getting mad at random things) in a row is so funny. It's just this eldritch horror spelling out random things like A TRACTOR?? FLIPLOPS??? is hilarious.
this is going to singlehandedly make me listen to the podcast its HILARIOUS
YOU SHOULD ITS SO GOOD
plus john and arthur have divorces every two episodes
You’ll have to return to this for comfort eventually
It’s funnier when you consider Harlan voices both of these goofballs and it’s just him talking to himself
I'M SOBBING THIS IS AMAZING xD "can...can you honk it?" Will def join in on the on stream and support this!
How much do I need to donate to have Kayne play the untitled goose game?
Oh my fucking god yes
there are so many parts of this that are delightful but i particularly am stuck on john wanting a coffee... if he could have one what would he take in it if anything... what kind of roast does he like...
Peak John being a cat energy
*FLIP FLOPS*
John is so adorable
gives me very venom and eddie vibes
I love the enormous break between "i want to take a shot at farming" -"farming?!" What is john doing in this time? Trying to process what athur just said? Questioning all of his life desicions at once? Trying to find any way to respond to that? Considering finding a way to take over athurs whole body just to end all of this? Mabye even all four. There is enough time for it in this break
Same after "do you really think i would have left my life in arkham if i didn't know how to do any of this?"
I'm glad I discovered this podcasts because if I didn't, I would never be able to find this
i am losing my goddamned MIND watching this holy shit this is the video ever
John with his little giggle at the sounding of the tractor horn is incredible
I want you to know when I saw this I just screamed, "OH MY GOD YES!" out loud. I was not disappointed.
GET A SCARECROW
Oh, after binging all the available episodes in like, 2 days, my broken little heart needed this. Thank you so much ❤
This is so fucking funny Harlan Guthrie you are a treasure 😂
1:20 I am already dying, help
Love how the algorithm decided that this was the video to introduce me to this channel, very cool
absolutely fantastic. and to think the name 'hastur' comes from a god of shepherds. a trace of the true self exists in the false self etc etc love your work man, you're an absolute gem
I'm crying laughing, love this podcast so much.
The entire thing is so funny im cryiing
I swear this made my day, the goofy bois!! 😆🤣😭💙
The most healing thing I've ever witnessed
giggling and kicking my feet at this, this is the best thing ive ever bore witness to in my life
I don't know how often I will come back to this. I certainly come back to it often.
This is seriously so damned good 😂
I love this lol, John is so confused lol
THE END
The word scarecrow has now lost all meaning
never did I know I needed something in my life as much as this
I can't express my delight sjkdfhgjsdgfh 1000000/10
I didn't know I needed this, but I need more of it now.
Can you honk it?🤣
WHAT DID I JUST FIND ON MY FYP IM SOBBING THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
This is criminally underrated
This is canon in my eyes.
This is perfect.
That`s absolutely hilarious, so bizzare but funny!
This is the most amazing thing I’ve seen in weeks
absolutely incredible and hilarious
this is amazing
i fucking LOVE this
this brings me immense joy. I love these silly guys
this gives me a lot of joy
HAHHAA WHY IS THIS SOOOO GOOD LOL I NEED MOOOOORE
This must become an animation. Will I be the one to do it? Perhaps…
ARRRTHUUURRR
This absolutely made my day 😂🤣😭
This is very, very funny.
arthur is such a city boy... 😂
This is amazing, it’s so silly!
Ik I already commented but this is so mf funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm DYING--
This is great
I love my life tbh
This is amazing 😂😂❤❤
This is canon, right?
FLIP FLOPS ?? 👹👹👹
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