I just recently found that out in these interviews since i don't watch wrestling, makes me wanna turn gay for him, he's like a huge teddy bear, or we can just have a beer of course lol
Aw, Dave's just like, "Everyone only likes me for my body and strength, but I want someone to like me for my mind :( " He's the sensitive barbarian in the party who's tired of everyone making fun of him, and I'm all here for it.
This should just be called Dave bautista hitting on kumail nanjiani for 6 minutes straight xD also, I'm so sad that there is still not Sebastian Stan or Tom Hiddleston or Chris Evans.
Tom would be saying cute stuff like, "this is so incredibly sweet, thank you", "you're too kind", or "ehehehe". Seb and Chris would probably turn into two adorable, blushing messes.
Dave Bautista is an amazing human being. Full of passion, kind heartedness, sympathy, and acceptance. He's a man who just wants to be cared for and to care for other people. Dave Bautista is so misunderstood. He has a beautiful soul and I can see it in his eyes. SOMEBODY LICK HIS BRAIN!!! 😡
They never do, so annoying, but I'm still happy with these ones. I'm still incredibly mad that they didn't give John Stamos the thirst tweets he knew he deserved, even he said so himself. I guess they're learning from that one...
Ok putting aside their ridiculous hotness, I actually respect them a lot as actors. Never knew Bautista could act, so THAT will be my reason for wanting to lick his brains. Dude has actual CLASS. Same for Kumail. You guys rock!
So far, Mark is the only one that's done it and he was so adorable reading them. I hope he comes back, lol, but yes, I agree with you on the whole cast.
Bautista is huge scary type yet so soft spoken and humble
I just recently found that out in these interviews since i don't watch wrestling, makes me wanna turn gay for him, he's like a huge teddy bear, or we can just have a beer of course lol
Breh is legit a nice ass dude now
@@rafthethinker4948 Gay AF. WTF? Weird comment.
@@A-Dubs398 you must be on your teens... Also what if i was gay, what's wrong with that?
He literally said he, too is extraordinarily humble
Dave Bautista makes me think of a tiny, timid, nerdy guy who brewed up a potion in chemistry class that made him big and muscular.
Sounds like that biopic starring Chris Evans. All we need is footage of Dave saying, "I can do this all day."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!!!!
Shaggy in scooby doo. Minus the nerdy part😂
Steroids have entered the chat
Lol this should be a tweet read out haha
"It's tight and perky!"
"Dave, please."
Yo I'm dead 😂
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Aw, Dave's just like, "Everyone only likes me for my body and strength, but I want someone to like me for my mind :( " He's the sensitive barbarian in the party who's tired of everyone making fun of him, and I'm all here for it.
1:47 Dave Bautista: You can save time by skipping the chocolate" :O
Well girl, go schedule that licking session then!
TheOnylove
👀
I thought he said that! Lol He's a freak! 😍💜😍
i know you're busy, but how about that chocolate licking session? xD
Lol
I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes"
“oh thats it”
no one :
absolutely no one :
not a single soul :
Dave : “thats it daddy”
Uh, yeah, that kinda got me 😍
LMAOOOO
😂😂😂😂
@@D_Ella1269 it got me super hard loll
The duo that i never knew i needed... 😂😂
Same!
They are pretty vucking great together lmaoo
@@criss4508
I see what you did there 😂
I know too bad no one likes Indians
Kumail is Pakistani origin not Indian.
I love that Dave Bautista looks like he’s wearing an ill-fitting disguise
😂😂😂I'm sorry but it's distractingly ugly! Why is there a normal red t-shirt beneath it?? Why such a tight fit??? I have too many questions
This should just be called Dave bautista hitting on kumail nanjiani for 6 minutes straight xD also, I'm so sad that there is still not Sebastian Stan or Tom Hiddleston or Chris Evans.
Kumail didn't look as uncomfortable as some guys would be if Bautista was describing how their butt was sexy.
Tom would be saying cute stuff like, "this is so incredibly sweet, thank you", "you're too kind", or "ehehehe". Seb and Chris would probably turn into two adorable, blushing messes.
@@hc4926 For some reason I feel like Seb can take it and give some thirst of his own. lol, a girl can dream!
I mean can you blame him?
There is one with Sebastian and Anthony Mackie coming soon
Dave Bautista is an amazing human being. Full of passion, kind heartedness, sympathy, and acceptance. He's a man who just wants to be cared for and to care for other people. Dave Bautista is so misunderstood. He has a beautiful soul and I can see it in his eyes. SOMEBODY LICK HIS BRAIN!!! 😡
Can we have Chris Evans in this?
Not gonna happen. He gets very uncomfortable when people talk about his looks.
His captain America movies are over so :/
@@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695 you act like he doesn't have any upcoming projects coming
Marvin Gonzalez u right
Tom Hiddleston please!!!!!!!!!!
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" the most savage comeback ever. Period.
Are we not gonna talk about this man’s glasses?
ive never seen someone have their glasses legs sit so high on their head
@@Snsdhyoyeon100 😂😂😂!!! Right?!
Yoooooo
Can’t unsee that 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yiyisidora they’re too small lmfaoo
Kumail unintentionally doing THAT smirk when Bautista is reading the tweet about it lmao 3:53
Dave: i'd rather have my brain licked😂😂 3:34
Kumail being flustered with these compliments is so cuuuute 😂
no one:
absolutely no one:
dave bautista: i want somebody to lick MY brain :(
dude he was so sad, he even brought glasses.
@@moldo_s lol... I laughed so hard.
They literally had just talked about brain licking.
Literally went to the comments to see if anyone gave him what he wanted lol
dead
I can't look away from the disconnection between Dave Bautista's glasses and ears 😂😂
krnei k 😂😂😂
I can't unsee this 😆😆😆😆😆
BRO 🤣
SAME
No:
Kumail and Dave: Vucking sexy!
I was literally scrolling for someone who noticed. I'm dead😂😂😂
Dr. No?
Like for real they started discussing on that v more than the actual tweet 😂
Kumail being so cute abt how strong Dave is lmaoo
V is pronounced like f in German so 🤷
this was just 6 min of dave bautista thirsting after kumail nanjiani
Do an episode where Tom Holland reads thirst tweets😂we’ll all be dead😂💀💀
oh forget it we’ll be hear reading my tweets alone for about 3 days
YES
Lily Thompson YES
Yessss.
Anthony 👀😩😂
Dave saying ‘daddy’ just tickles me in all the right ways.
😂😂😂 same here just here giggling all ugly lol
*TOM HIDDLESTON AND BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH THRIST TWEETS PLSSSSS!!*
OMG YESSSSSS!!!
N I K benedict!!! yess!!!!!
For some reason I feel like Tom would be very classy and polite about it.... I hope I'm wrong tho but not gonna lie, I'd still watch it!
That would be the end of me. Omfg! 😍😍😝😝😝
Won't be enough time to sort through all of them
I guess they didn't find any of the graphically disturbing tweets I wrote about Dave lmao
They never do, so annoying, but I'm still happy with these ones. I'm still incredibly mad that they didn't give John Stamos the thirst tweets he knew he deserved, even he said so himself. I guess they're learning from that one...
Suzy S Right?! That was a travesty! Poor Stamos :(
Now I’m curious what’s your Twitter handle? 😂😂💀
This was soooo funny omg 😂😂. I grew up watching Batista wrestle so I'm not used to seeing him like this. He's hilarious! 😂😂
Same 😂
Exactly 😂
Lmao same 😂
Same😂
Same
The whole interaction at 1:56 is the best part of the video ... the way Kumail says “Dave, please” kills me
Rename this video “they both know they’re sexy and make fun of everyone’s terrible spelling and grammar”
I love how Buatista is so comfortable with everything. Hes awesome
Please do one with James McAvoyyyy! IT chapyer two will be out in September so you guys have two months to get him during promotion for that film
YES!!!
And BIll Hader!!
and michael fassbender.
i want to see the references to fassmember and his reaction.
Mccavoy and Isaiah Mustafa
I BEG!!!
Kumail: Good for both our egos, I assume
Dave: Not for mine! *Nobody wants to lick my brain.*
I love them questioning every single thirst Tweet😂
Yesssss! Such fine celebrities! Winning people with talent, not appearance or blood ties. Way to go!!!
Never knew I wanted Kumail Nanjiani imitating Dave Bautista saying "daddy" before... :-o
they're like the soft giant and short menace duo i love it
Dave bautista saying daddy oml
I can't say daddy to my dad anymore.
@@Spaceysgurl yea the internet really ruined that word
@@Spaceysgurl same man
i know! haha! :)
Dave Bautista is just Drax in real life😂😂 He's just effortlessly funny😂😂😂
Ok putting aside their ridiculous hotness, I actually respect them a lot as actors. Never knew Bautista could act, so THAT will be my reason for wanting to lick his brains. Dude has actual CLASS. Same for Kumail. You guys rock!
"Ridiculous hotness"
Their calm confused questions and analysis of the internet speak makes this even better lol
Dacre Montgomery reads THIRST tweets pleaseee!
Just Jas I second this. 👍🏽
Or David Harbour!
Oooooooh yesyesyesyesYES
Yess, dacre, David harbour, and joe Keery
That would go on for hours
We need Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal reading thirst tweets i mean their both cute and there are thirst tweets 😂😍
At the same time
Tom would die lol we need Zendaya
It's not Paul Rudd but I'm happy with this, love me some Dave Bautista ❤️
aweee we do need Paul Rudd
And Ryan Reynolds
I love me some Paul Rudd too. Smh. Lol
Dave seems really humble and polite.
I was kinda waiting for Jason Momoa to read thirst tweets...but ok
Yes, please make this happen
Right!
Yes! Someone should make this happen already!!
If he did that, the sexiness alone would impregnate far too many women. It’s likely a liability issue 😂
He'd need a 30 minute long episode 🤣🤣🤣
Awwww. Bless his heart. Dave just wants to be wanted for something other than his body.
They're so happy and they're clearly having fun! I love both of them! One of the best couple in this type of videos!
Dave is so calm and soft spoken, it's refreshing 🔥
Kumail being embarrassed over Dave's complements is everything
I got into watching www because of Bautista years ago but never really saw him out of it. He’s so soft spoken and overall looks like a great man 😭💖💖
"You could save time by skipping the chocolate."
Lmao I lol'd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh i love these twoooo, never knew i needed them in my life lmao. Both amazing❤️
Dave Bautista's is my favorite reaction out of all the ones I've seen
I know Dave loves being called Daddy lol you can hear it in his voice XD
I need more Dave Bautista in my life
When Dave said "you can save time by skipping the chocolate," my heart stopped.
I'm still waiting for the marvel cast to do this....
So far, Mark is the only one that's done it and he was so adorable reading them. I hope he comes back, lol, but yes, I agree with you on the whole cast.
Well in a sense they both are lol
Sebastian and Anthony did it and then again with Winston Duke.
i like how they just keep on complimenting each other throughout the video. it's so cute
I love how Dave has great ass chemistry with everyone he’s around.
We absolutely need a redo after that shirtless pic Kumail released the other day
Joe Keery and Dacre Montgomery need to appear on thirst tweets, please make it happen buzzfeed
This may be the best thirst tweets. Great chemistry between these guys
0:34 “dudes love me”
Hell yeah we do, had a crush on Batista during his run in the WWE
I haven't paid attention to anything that was said in this video because I've been staring at Dave's glasses the whole time
3:50 he's really into it 🤣
what a voice, tho 😋
Y’all should make Jake Gyllenhaal read thirst tweets lmao
" I would take a good brain lickin'."
~Dave Bautista 2019
Dave Bautista should have his own longer version of Thirst Tweets with the puppies!! 🥰❤😎
YESSSS!
You guys should get Chris Evans , Chris Hemsworth , and Sebastian Stan on this.
Sebastian AND Anthony Mackie recorded their video during SDCC weekend
PuppyCat Moore SERIOUSLY?
@@911OST yep poor Seb he knows he's super hot and his is going to be really bad he'll be a blushing bride
@@isismoore5044 also when does it come out ?
luna_Heart_gacha Hes sucha cutie and I’m honestly so excited for it
I had a constant smile on my face watching this. Loved it!!
We need a Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth thirst tweets!!
Makenna Lynch The internet would crash!!😂😂
Dave is that gentle giant type of guy.
Could listen to Dave's soothing voice all day
Their friendship is really getting stronger and I love the fact.
Listen. If Dave and Kumail ever make a romcom movie as a gay couple, I'd pay to watch it 100 times.
Dave saying "That's it Daddy" at the end, made me lmao.
The duo I didnt know I needed in my life
Why does Dave's voice sounds like butter, like spread on a hot toast.
Please do one with Dacre Montgomery 😩❤️❤️
Why are you trying to end my life 😩😩😩😩😩😂
YASSSSSSSS
"I'd rather have my brain licked 😒".... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bautista was very keen on the brain licking stuff 😂
It's funny how Dave is so fixated with the brain licking lmfao 🤣
I’m suprised there were no tweets fantasising about Dave splitting them in half/breaking their spine.
Dave's fixating on brain licking 🤣
These dudes are frickin hilarious
Awww, poor Bautista hung up that no one thinks he is smart 😢😂 so cute!
dave is such a huge dude but his personality is like a delicate flower
Dave je muž jakého bych si přála mít a mít kupu dětí.Miluji ho❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
These guys are funny as hell! I think it's curing my depression.
Vucking is my new favorite expletive
Dave and Kumail talking about if v. is a curse word made me die. 😂😂😂 I laugh like an old man, so just imagine me wheezing to death. 😂👍
Kumai l just has this innocent, devious look to him. Like when a good kid has done something wrong, but they lying about it when you ask them.
Dave just fully thirsting over Kumail throughout this video!😂
Bautista gets really into it and I love it.
3:50 had me rollin' 😂😂😂 Batista is hilarious. 4:20 is also kinda funny
Just watched this movie and its HILARIOUS. Definitely recommend!!!
David Harbour reads thirst tweets!!!
I really need this!
Oh god yes
Aww. .... Dave is a big huggable sweetie. The other guy is not bad 😊😊😊
The fact that Bautista is actually offended that no one would lick his brain lmao
I love Dave’s voice!!
Dave’s voice is soooo deep thoooo
Dave is making it even dirtier than it is ... I didn’t know he was like that ... I love it