Healing My Past Life Trauma

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

Комментарии • 287

  • @gar1238
    @gar1238 13 дней назад +302

    RIP UMBUBALIKA

    • @timothythomson719
      @timothythomson719 13 дней назад +6

      Related to Lafonduh from Napoleon Dynamite. 😁🧑🏿‍🚀🧑🏿‍🚀

    • @cotdd
      @cotdd 12 дней назад +4

      umbumbalika was a top g innit bruv?? oye!

    • @LP21689
      @LP21689 4 дня назад +1

      Off the cuff with a straight face is incredible

    • @VC_333
      @VC_333 День назад +1

      💀

  • @prazofficial
    @prazofficial 13 дней назад +283

    bro really opened his third eye just to see more trauma.

  • @FaeForgeRPG
    @FaeForgeRPG 13 дней назад +251

    The way people have marketed rocks as healing devices is genuinely impressive 😂

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 13 дней назад +13

      They’re minerals

    • @likemy
      @likemy 13 дней назад +11

      @@xploration1437 yeah thats what he said

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 13 дней назад

      🐈💨@@likemy

    • @climaksy1659
      @climaksy1659 13 дней назад +18

      @@xploration1437 they're not rocks they're minerals Marie!

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 13 дней назад

      🐈💨@@climaksy1659

  • @stealthassasin1day291
    @stealthassasin1day291 13 дней назад +112

    Bro ate dirt for the skit with no hesitation. I gotta respect this guy's commitment.

    • @moonboogien8908
      @moonboogien8908 12 дней назад +3

      Bro bro'd so hard bro

    • @dog210christian
      @dog210christian 12 дней назад

      @@moonboogien8908bro

    • @neboise1377
      @neboise1377 12 дней назад

      He drank piss on another one

    • @BabylonPhonetics_11
      @BabylonPhonetics_11 11 дней назад

      ironic too, it turns out black people actually do eat dirt in the south still its online lol

  • @robertt1101
    @robertt1101 13 дней назад +213

    A black woman speaks, I listen, very simple

  • @oldskoolordie
    @oldskoolordie 10 дней назад +35

    Mixture of victorian English, Australian and roadman accents.

    • @sheerbeauty
      @sheerbeauty 5 дней назад +1

      Roadman?

    • @Whocares1987
      @Whocares1987 5 дней назад +1

      Yah it started Australian and slowly morphed into British

  • @matthew1337
    @matthew1337 12 дней назад +55

    The hug after "the divine feminine" was gold.

    • @blake9668
      @blake9668 12 дней назад +2

      not really, he shouldn't be hugging married women in the first place, and she shouldn't be hugging on customers either. Honest business involves no physical contact or extramarital affection/flirting...if you have to hug on young guys just to sell your products, you're not selling anything with any actual market value.

    • @tbkswagg
      @tbkswagg 11 дней назад +2

      @@blake9668 What about connection? Life...healing....human connection as one self in God....What about that???? You clearly never been in a situation where spiritual healing is on the corner and you just take the opportunity and hug it out. Let it out bro. Life is beatiful just be yourself

    • @timbobill7279
      @timbobill7279 7 дней назад

      ​@@blake9668Then there's OF.

    • @tobincharles8651
      @tobincharles8651 4 дня назад +1

      @@blake9668doesn't the fact that it's odd and slightly wrong contribute to the humor of the video, which is the point, not to teach you a lesson about how married apothecary owners should comport themselves?

    • @VC_333
      @VC_333 День назад +1

      Lmao Blake

  • @Sylsomnia22
    @Sylsomnia22 13 дней назад +56

    This dude is getting too good at trolling

    • @roudyman777
      @roudyman777 10 дней назад +4

      I'm starting to believe he's not trolling anymore

  • @WrestlingUniversity
    @WrestlingUniversity 13 дней назад +68

    I’m feeling itchy AND sticky for this one boys

    • @cotdd
      @cotdd 12 дней назад +1

      but which would you prefer?

  • @pforzheim4837
    @pforzheim4837 13 дней назад +87

    New-age Ali G is awesome 🔥

  • @DmonDhaBoss
    @DmonDhaBoss 12 дней назад +34

    If this guy is one thing, he's original
    no cap on god

    • @justinsmith3981
      @justinsmith3981 11 дней назад +3

      Ironic because this could be an Ali G skit

  • @bumwog
    @bumwog 12 дней назад +18

    The archetype you are portraying in satirical form indeed exists throughout deepest corners of the youtube ethosphere, often in the form a guy named skylar or jayden, who took acid once and believe they have opened their chakras to the higher spiritual planes of the universe. It is their duty to let everyone know that they have superior understanding of the inner workings of the cosmos. Truly the most wise amongst us simple folk

  • @peterscottjr
    @peterscottjr 13 дней назад +32

    This man is truly a comedic genius, he needs to get his flowers ASAP!! Never change brother

  • @Ekanyani
    @Ekanyani 12 дней назад +18

    This guy could be an actual cult leader if he wanted to.

  • @1312Mork2
    @1312Mork2 13 дней назад +44

    RIP AMBUBALIKA

  • @steal.777
    @steal.777 13 дней назад +42

    bro was king arthur in a past lifetime

    • @VC_333
      @VC_333 День назад +1

      🤣

  • @SobrietyWithChar
    @SobrietyWithChar 12 дней назад +20

    “God, relieve me of the bondage of self.”
    Bars.

  • @sheerbeauty
    @sheerbeauty 5 дней назад +5

    Way more respectful than Jonny Somali with those statues.

  • @420yaboi3
    @420yaboi3 13 дней назад +25

    Legit the most entertaining channel on youtube

    • @HamzaQayyum
      @HamzaQayyum 12 дней назад

      Nah that's TOGI

    • @woofy9977
      @woofy9977 5 дней назад

      @@HamzaQayyumwho’s that

  • @Gorrash
    @Gorrash 13 дней назад +15

    When he drank the ayahuasca and started speaking other languages man, that shit really hit me like a truck, LMFAO

  • @iHappyVideo
    @iHappyVideo 13 дней назад +39

    this type of shit is top tier comedy, its like back in the day when ari did the jew bit

    • @JackMSheridan
      @JackMSheridan 13 дней назад

      Spot on brother 😂

    • @MexicanOT-q8t
      @MexicanOT-q8t 13 дней назад +4

      I found this one boring. He has legendary work, but this was hard to get thru

  • @stonelox
    @stonelox 13 дней назад +22

    wasnt ready for this story arch

  • @nicolasray1571
    @nicolasray1571 13 дней назад +42

    I'm getting Russell Brand energy here, well done.

  • @Douken
    @Douken 5 дней назад +2

    5:48 It's sad that the South US was brought that way, so did Greece, Egypt, Persia, China, Crimea, the Black Sea, Italy, the Ottoman Empire, Spain, the Middle East, Bulgaria, Finland, Byzantine Empire, Croatia, Germany, Norway, Saudi Arabia, Ghaznavid Empire, Ukraine, Russia, Ireland, Sweden, Poland, Iraq, Turkey, Somalia, Mali Empire, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, Empire of Kitara, Ethiopia, Zimbawe, Madagascar, Mongol Empire, Yemen, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Mesopotamia, Babylon, Sumer, Roman Empire, etc.
    Who triggered the end of 4,000+ years of slavery? The UK and the USA. You're welcome.

  • @Elkinz00
    @Elkinz00 12 дней назад +10

    that poor guy behind the counter hearing you talk about the homeless guy was brutal

  • @rob826
    @rob826 9 дней назад +4

    Bro invented a new accent from nowhere

  • @berlinisvictorious
    @berlinisvictorious 12 дней назад +9

    That cashier was flirting because of his height lmao

    • @blake9668
      @blake9668 12 дней назад +1

      and she's sorta hit the wall being 40 and all, so seeking validation from a younger guy made ehr feel better

    • @karami8844
      @karami8844 10 дней назад +2

      @@blake9668How do you know she’s single & 40? Just because she’s being nice to a customer? 😂

    • @karami8844
      @karami8844 10 дней назад +3

      Relax, she’s just being nice to him. You guys don’t know how to read women at all. All these false assumptions running through your head. 😂

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 7 дней назад +1

      I know, that GNC guy could hardly resist him.

  • @DavidOsbern
    @DavidOsbern 13 дней назад +21

    Would you PEG for healing?

  • @TrampConnoisseur
    @TrampConnoisseur 13 дней назад +12

    Bro spent 30 dollars on rocks

  • @illunominatomc4295
    @illunominatomc4295 13 дней назад +5

    Getting to know your content was one of the best things to ever happen to me

  • @VC_333
    @VC_333 День назад

    “You’re beautiful both inside and out” *presses no tip*

  • @juliusstriker4465
    @juliusstriker4465 12 дней назад +9

    6:00 bro about to cry like pickin a lil cotton was hard work

    • @iGigaCow
      @iGigaCow 12 дней назад +2

      Bro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SergieRachmaninoff
    @SergieRachmaninoff 12 дней назад +4

    I literally laughed out loud within the first three seconds of the video. Incredible stuff.

  • @Dimi374
    @Dimi374 6 дней назад +1

    “It’s kind of a sacred place.”

  • @VC_333
    @VC_333 День назад

    I think we see a really excellent example of perseverance and the ability to give up on lost causes in this video. Here, clearly realizes his past life regression wasn’t real and moves on in a snap to the next best thing he can do for his career and his life. 10/10.

  • @addisontakacs7149
    @addisontakacs7149 5 дней назад +1

    I'm convinced he's just doing a Bear Grylls impersonation..

  • @braz9896
    @braz9896 12 дней назад +4

    Most underrated channel on RUclips

  • @gar1238
    @gar1238 13 дней назад +11

    Bro wanted to do crystals legally

  • @mauganra2589
    @mauganra2589 9 дней назад +1

    There’s no way I’d be able to keep this up without busting out laughing.

  • @kaine880
    @kaine880 13 дней назад +5

    i like how they're taking him seriously
    says alot about the state of our country

  • @collin_yermom
    @collin_yermom 12 дней назад +4

    if you wanna sell it you gotta get like 16 leather wristbands my dude. Wear at least one item from the sea as an accessory. Peace be with you

  • @dog210christian
    @dog210christian 12 дней назад +3

    New character unlocked love it

  • @scousers
    @scousers 4 дня назад

    He's getting ready to cross the pond, I know it

  • @MrArcherSterling
    @MrArcherSterling 9 дней назад +1

    At least cotton isn’t very heavy and feels great to touch

  • @chrisdubois641
    @chrisdubois641 6 дней назад +1

    "what do you mean Korean babies?" lol

  • @AGGARessiv3
    @AGGARessiv3 12 дней назад +5

    Love this New age hipster awaker spiritual soul searcher vlog. But i miss my Gay libreal interviewer and Republican Milf rizzler xD😂

  • @VC_333
    @VC_333 День назад

    Camera man has gotta be a machine I’d be laughing the entire time.

  • @SanchoDomingo_
    @SanchoDomingo_ 12 дней назад +3

    6:25 bro did the fail-proof test, he ate the dirt and STILL couldn’t remember ✊🏾 😔…

  • @WhybornMusic
    @WhybornMusic 13 дней назад +6

  • @highpoweredsupernova
    @highpoweredsupernova 13 дней назад +6

    It’s funny but I bet you healed that dude by giving him the stone.

    • @HoneyBunny.
      @HoneyBunny. 12 дней назад +4

      Yeah, that was a nice moment. And it was cool that when he heard the guy was hurting for real, he just listened, gave him a gift even, and found someone else in better spirits. I pray that man will be ok soon.

  • @Joans20thCentury
    @Joans20thCentury 13 дней назад +2

    Personally I would be delighted to feel your healing crystal, your aura is magnificent ❤

  • @stiop52
    @stiop52 13 дней назад +9

    This post-election new-age mental vibration self help is getting out of bounds.

  • @woofy9977
    @woofy9977 5 дней назад

    IT’S TIME FOR THE ALGO TO GIVE THIS LEGEND HIS FLOWERS 🌸

  • @HermesSolomon
    @HermesSolomon 13 дней назад +6

    Generational talent

  • @robertgonzalez6664
    @robertgonzalez6664 11 дней назад +1

    How is he not blowing up on the internet

    • @someperson8649
      @someperson8649 4 дня назад

      Cause he's right wing.

    • @colorfulpaper6057
      @colorfulpaper6057 2 дня назад

      @someperson8649Idk about that. I don’t know what he is. I think he’s a pure troll and I love it 😂

    • @someperson8649
      @someperson8649 2 дня назад

      @@colorfulpaper6057 he's definitely not left wing.

  • @dog210christian
    @dog210christian 11 дней назад

    2:14 that backtrack really hits you in the chest 😢 RIP UMBUBALIKA

  • @BoudreauxBo
    @BoudreauxBo 12 дней назад +1

    I’m not gonna lie, I looked around for this guy. Never saw him in our areas.

  • @Brand.on18
    @Brand.on18 13 дней назад +6

    #pegforAmboombalika

  • @John-du1oc
    @John-du1oc 8 дней назад

    You better be in DC dawg or why am I subbed I need that Inauguration troll

  • @_kreetch9231
    @_kreetch9231 3 дня назад

    8:50 that husky verse bottom cracking me up ik it’s hairy when he hit the poppers

  • @JayLnc
    @JayLnc 4 дня назад

    8:37 someone needs to make this a painting

  • @RadionA-d1j
    @RadionA-d1j 9 дней назад

    She said "it's a beautiful day..." 😂😂

  • @jopparoad4705
    @jopparoad4705 11 дней назад

    This is the best video you’ve ever done 😂🫡

  • @HT27228
    @HT27228 12 дней назад +2

    He deserves more views

  • @jopedro9774
    @jopedro9774 12 дней назад +2

    that crystal shop lady first Hmmm.., was she realizing she's gonna make good money

  • @CatBacon-qc5ot
    @CatBacon-qc5ot 12 дней назад +2

    Trully channeling that inner Ali G, respek!

  • @amienjones
    @amienjones 13 дней назад +1

    my heart broke when he had never eaten the dirt before

    • @michaela6073
      @michaela6073 12 дней назад +1

      I bet it was imported, threw off the senses.

  • @_pugito1659
    @_pugito1659 12 дней назад +9

    No mocking God!

    • @dog210christian
      @dog210christian 12 дней назад +1

      Don’t be a hypocrite, if you can mock one thing you should be able to mock another. Nothings off grounds.

  • @skateaspired
    @skateaspired 6 дней назад +1

    This is next level shit bro 😂

  • @donleino
    @donleino 12 дней назад +1

    oh no he dinnnnnn'nt with the parachute pants ahahahah

  • @ciscoisaboss
    @ciscoisaboss 13 дней назад +1

    You're gonna make a movie someday and it will be great.

  • @joshuah3691
    @joshuah3691 13 дней назад +12

    Im gay

  • @Dcalvert92
    @Dcalvert92 12 дней назад +1

    “I’ve never ate this dirt before… Fuck!” Hahaha

  • @legallyregarded
    @legallyregarded 8 дней назад

    The Green Oaks apothecary girl is very cute

  • @AndrewLee-tn7nj
    @AndrewLee-tn7nj 13 дней назад +3

    Another banger let’s go

  • @albuquerquehotspot7835
    @albuquerquehotspot7835 6 дней назад

    This is art

  • @LukeXB
    @LukeXB 13 дней назад +2

    Thanks

  • @beneaththebarkwoodco.6694
    @beneaththebarkwoodco.6694 6 часов назад

    when you say supply of babies lmao

  • @Breakbeat.
    @Breakbeat. 13 дней назад +4

    The Ali G arc

  • @frederickbarker6685
    @frederickbarker6685 8 дней назад

    As an Englishman, the accent is hilarious

  • @waxnn
    @waxnn 13 дней назад +14

    Honestly he is kinda reminding me of Sacha Baron Cohen early arc in his career with Ali G n stuff. Hope he keeps this up but doesnt piss off the wrong person 😂

  • @ChristianRobertRamirez
    @ChristianRobertRamirez 12 дней назад

    Love the watch / hippie outfit combo lol. The accent is on point

  • @loverollcake
    @loverollcake 12 дней назад +1

    how do you not burst out laughing or break character im dead

  • @lucheatcode
    @lucheatcode 13 дней назад +2

    Is bro even acting he’s too goood

  • @berthein5476
    @berthein5476 12 дней назад

    Ahahaa its ali G ! 😂
    bro good job on nailing Ali's voice and tone

  • @Carlos-dm5fo
    @Carlos-dm5fo 12 дней назад +2

    can we expect a skit about the fires in california?

  • @GRANTURISMOSPIRIT
    @GRANTURISMOSPIRIT 13 дней назад +1

    The pain of having no pain, that is true pain. 😂

  • @saharkhalili5303
    @saharkhalili5303 4 дня назад

    This is so fucking deep bro

  • @saharkhalili5303
    @saharkhalili5303 4 дня назад

    I love pawn shop guy

  • @theutterrealist
    @theutterrealist 12 дней назад +2

    Where are the grannys?

  • @thefunksbeats
    @thefunksbeats 11 дней назад

    The watch is your main tell that your doing a bit character because hippies don't care about what time it is. 😅

  • @nainmartinez838
    @nainmartinez838 11 дней назад

    You better be at the inauguration on Monday

  • @JentuckyFried
    @JentuckyFried 11 дней назад +1

    koala tea content

  • @Dimi374
    @Dimi374 6 дней назад

    Welcome to the south! “Primarily white and latino.”😂

  • @zweihander7309
    @zweihander7309 12 дней назад +3

    Omg the accent was brilliant😂😂 all this guys vids are bangers😂
    Edit:nahhhh just watched the part were that guy reciprocated your hug and opened up to admitting he's not doing too well and that it's sad. This just went from a funny af troll vid to a vid where I actual feel for this dude fr. I would feel like such a c#nt for tryna troll that security dude that I would have to break character😂😢

    • @HoneyBunny.
      @HoneyBunny. 12 дней назад

      He handled it well. I'm praying for that man and his family too.

  • @CursedCommentaries
    @CursedCommentaries 13 дней назад +5

    @2:00 this guys rizz XD

  • @JC_303
    @JC_303 13 дней назад +5

    The worst English accent since Dick Van Dyke!

  • @novice2778
    @novice2778 12 дней назад +1

    This guy makes Sacha baron cohen look like a amateur

  • @bradmodd7856
    @bradmodd7856 7 дней назад

    lil tip about the english accent....paaahhst lives. I love the DIY production though....fake it til you make it

  • @Dimi374
    @Dimi374 6 дней назад

    Somewhat “ worked out.”