That poor attorneys soul died a little having to state we discussed basic math, and I have to think the end of that sentence was "and despite trying to explain it at first grade level we got nowhere"
Yeah, having to represent a dude who was already knee-deep in shit with the judge when he walked in 20 minutes late is rough enough. Then, he waffled between wanting to plead and wanting to try the case over math he doesn't understand. He then armed himself with a page full of words his favorite flavor of glorified autocomplete gave him, read it off, and made everyone dumber for having heard it. Even in a plea hearing where he just has to speak when spoken to.
He doesn't understand that 221 thousandths is *more than* 22 hundredths (and *way more* than 8 hundredths!) The poor moron thinks that, because they're thousandths, they must be waaay smaller than hundredths. Guess we should expect that from someone who'd rather "conversate" than converse.
@@PandastormAQ3d Yah =)) so the logic was that after the decimal point, the longer the numbers are the more they decrease in value, so in his perspective 0.100 is 10 times lower in value than 0.10, hence why would he even be there for a 0.221 when the limit is 0.08? He agreed that 0.22 was legit though :))) After all that she decides to tell this to the guy that doesn't understand how numbers work: 28:35 =))) I don't think the judge understood that the issue was that he wasn't able to understand how numbers work though, she kept using variations of the word "science" when he clearly didn't understand what the numbers mean.
@@davidedwards1705 That's Judge Anna Marie Anzalone, 39th Circuit Court, Lenawee County, Michigan. And yes, she's a solid judge and not to be messed with, as the video shows. YT has other cases of hers. Look her up by name.
The dog's was removed without his knowledge because he was in jail and the poor dog's can't be in the apartment alone for a whole month without food,water ect.I can understand that.
The second defendant makes me cry as a mathematician. He doesn’t understand that a measurement rounded to the thousands is more precise then a measurement rounded to the hundredths.
As a very small child I was baffled at how a number like .22 and .220 were the same number. Because, like, 22 is smaller than 220, right? But that's because kids brains aren't finished. I don't know what this guy's excuse is.
It really wouldn't have been that hard for her to tell him that .08 = .080 instead of being rude. he clearly genuinely didn't understand. She and the attorney both kept saying it was basic math (it is) but they couldn't just explain it for him that you can just add a 0 to make it equal, they just kept saying "I'm not a mathematician."
I can't think of many jobs where you can get by with only the most basic mathematics (like counting on fingers). I think I got taught fractions and decimals when I was maybe between 7 and 9. I think most children can understand them pretty well at that point. It's slightly alarming that he doesn't.
@@thegreenmanofnorwich I reckon it's why we count to base 10. If we had 5 fingers and a thumb on each hand we'd be working to duodecimals, base 12. It's actually better because ⅓ would be 0.4 rather than 0.333....
So what I'm hearing is that he "sat back" and did or said things. He also "sat back" while he "sat back" because he often can be found as someone who "sat back".
@@dawnbreaker2912 its a rorshach test for us in the comments. I think he was confused that a breathalyser and blood test present blood alchohol content in different ways. I think. its anyones guess really.
@@dawnbreaker2912 I think his "argument" is that 221 is ten times bigger then 22. Which would be true, if only we weren't talking about digits *behind* the decimal point...
The fact that the last guy was issued an eviction notice in September after terrorizing his neighbor, threatening a worker and being a dirty pig, and yet its into January and hes still there is absolutely sickening. Id bet he hasnt paid rent either since September! The courts really need to speed these cases up and get squatters out asap
@@noreenmountain2994 actually four months is the norm given the backlog of eviction cases due to all the crazies that decided during COVID not to pay rent
I don’t think the second defendant will ever be able to grasp the mathematical concepts of “larger than” and “smaller than”, no matter who explains it or how much time they waste explaining it to him.
xD It was hysterical as sh*t that his argument was that the law used a more simplified measurement-a literally FAR MORE accurate means of reaching a complete conclusion-than whatever hypothetical BS chatGPT came up with for him!
The second guy just can’t help himself. He’s going to argue just to argue and he shows his gross lack of intelligence in the process. When the judge mentioned the BAC of .19 and he corrected her saying .190 I slapped my own damned forehead.
@@thegreenmanofnorwich This is how his brain works with math. He uses the logic that 100 > 10 > 1. But think that' it's the same for decimals so in his mind 0.1 > 0.10 > 0.100. Even though those decimal values are all the same. But it's slightly worse than this. Because I think he would go as far as to say that 0.1 > 0.20 > 0.300.
I loved your comment "you're gonna hurt yourself trying to do more math". You are definitely the best of all who post these videos. Love every single one!
Just got to the spot where the judge said his bloodwork showed a .19, and he corrected her that it was a .190… words fail me to understand this level of stupidity.
He doesn't understand how decimals work. He thinks it's like a whole number were each additional digit makes it a larger number. He thinks it's the same with decimals but in reverse. IE, the more decimal digits added the smaller the number gets. His brain thinks that 0.19 > 0.190. Which is why he corrected her and felt like he was making a point. lol
I can't imagine the anxiety you'd have living next to that 3rd guy, always waiting for him to come busting through your dang wall at any moment to attack you. His neighbor should be suing him for emotional distress, potentially even PTSD issues. And why does he want to live there so bad, when all he has is issues with neighbors and management, and he thinks everybody is breaking into his room every time he's out?
Person next door could've been just as much of a nightmare. We don't know. They should have moved one away to another unit that's for sure. Lease could have an easy clause in it allowing for that. Boredom gives space for trouble.
Why did he want to stay? A roof over his head, a door of his own to lock, water on tap and out of the weather. We can only surmise his list of choices or none Lack of finance being at the top. Lost a family member. Bail or parole conditions another. Not our business. The thin walls is obviously a problem for the residents of that property. Know a man that can't live with the noise of a refrigerator, it's too loud. 🥺
The one guy wearing sunglasses, drinking coffee all we need now is him eating breakfast, wearing shorts, a tank top, flip flops and any other things everyone knows you don’t do in court. And then his phone goes off?
I like this second young lady judge....she controls her courtroom and takes the administration of justice seriously ⚖️... exactly how the system is supposed to work
She actually runs an amazing courtroom. I am surprised I haven't used more from her, but she has her moments of laying down the law in a very satisfying manner.
I love how the third guys violations went from unleashed pets to kicking neighbours' doors in, to "he punched his way through to his neighbours!" 😂 That was an unexpected little gem! I was envisioning him as a Marvel character!!
I wonder if that guy had been paying rent on tine for years, and then this problem occurred. As people get older, they seem to be more easily annoyed. No leash and no picking up the dog crap seems to be gett8ng worse in Canada as well.. something in the water or food or maybe even in the air?
2nd judge had amazing energy. I can absolutely see her enjoying every moment of an expert witness explaining how an obvious offender is an obvious offender.
@@User-tj9qz I disagree. These people have lawyers provided to them, but they believe they are too smart to use them. Being a judge and having to deal with these idiots that continually put others lives at risk has got to be frustrating. I think she was great.
I can’t imagine the terror of being the last guy’s neighbor! Kicking the door after 2am? Punching through his wall & into the neighboring apartment? He should have been charged with much more.
"Conversate" has NEVER been a word. Two people converse when they are having a conversation. Converse is the action verb, while conversation is the noun.
There's nothing wrong with judging by appearance when it's reasonable and doesn't infer something negative about the type of person they are. A friend of mine is rake thin, has little hair and a tough, kind of hard appearance. When I first met her, I thought she might be on drugs, and as a tenant in the same rooming house, I initially hid my dexamphetamine prescription tablets "just in case". Turns out that she was in fact a drug user but now has cancer. What I was terribly wrong about was that she might steal from me. She has stolen in the past to support her habit, but she kicked that habit 5 years ago. Regardless, she has a heart of gold and has and would never steal from an individual, only shoplift. We are great friends now and I told her what I initially thought and she just said I was mostly right, and what matters is that once it was obvious that I could trust her, I did.
Omg Team Skeptic, you’re hilarious! “It might be a 9 out of 10 your fault!” Poor fella really doesn’t understand elementary math. This judge REALLY has a LOT of patience!
That last judge gave the perfect example of why it is a bad idea to be pro se, especially when you don't know the law, procedure and court rules. This is too funny.
@@christinasmith6698in cases like this, there are local attorneys that are actually located by the courthouse that specialize in tenant law practice are free advocates employed by the local City
That second guy arguing over decimal points is a serious indictment of the American educational system. He tops it off when he corrects the judge when she says .19 and he says no it was .190! WT actual F?
How is it an indictment of the American education system? Nowhere in the world can a 70iq person understand this. Plus this guy is in his 30s, anything he did learn he let rot out of his brain.
Woah she really put his arse in line 😂❤❤ great attorney! That's what they do in 6 th form n college & university! And Masters! So more than qualified 🎉🎉🎉
I'd agree, but it is difficult to detect a SovCit on first encounter. It's not like you can put it as a question on the rental application. Normal, sane people won't have a clue what the question means and most SovCits reflexively deny that they are SovCits.
Believe or not, back in the day, a fast food joint offered a 1/3 pound burger to compete against McDonald's quarter pounder. It bombed spectacularly, 3 being a smaller number than 4. 🤣
@@netherstar623 So how did you find the new company to fix the opener? I use the Yellow Pages online. I choose a company with at least 20 years in business. I figure if they have been around that long they must know what they are doing.
He said the people that despise others who study and do well. These are the people that denigrate, intelligent people who use logic, facts, and science to explain things. These are the people that need to be convicted and given maximum sentences and forced to go to remedial school along with civics classes.
Judge Anzalone will rip you a new a hole in 3 seconds flat. She seems like a sweet mother at first until defendants act up and then they find out real quick you don’t mess with mama Anzalone. 😂
I think the coolaid man is hearing noises that aren't there. And every time he loses something, he thinks the maintenance man stole it. That would be frightening to live with, or live near.
Oh, how I love Judge Simmons. It's a shame that the court system is tied up with these cases when it is clear that the violations occurred (via video) and yet all of the machinations by the defense to delay or obfuscate the trial is nothing more than delay tactics.
Bro I almost shit a BRICK 😂😂😂 WHEN you edited in the guy saying "HA Got HIM!" I thought someone broke in my house... sounded crazy with my headphones on 😅
The 2nd guys attorney. "We have discussed that, as well as basic math, among other things... Extensively..." 😂
That poor attorney! He was sitting there the whole time thinking somebody UNALIVE me
That idiot is too dumb to use our precious oxygen!! Damn! 😂
That poor attorneys soul died a little having to state we discussed basic math, and I have to think the end of that sentence was "and despite trying to explain it at first grade level we got nowhere"
Yeah, having to represent a dude who was already knee-deep in shit with the judge when he walked in 20 minutes late is rough enough. Then, he waffled between wanting to plead and wanting to try the case over math he doesn't understand. He then armed himself with a page full of words his favorite flavor of glorified autocomplete gave him, read it off, and made everyone dumber for having heard it. Even in a plea hearing where he just has to speak when spoken to.
He doesn't understand that 221 thousandths is *more than* 22 hundredths (and *way more* than 8 hundredths!) The poor moron thinks that, because they're thousandths, they must be waaay smaller than hundredths.
Guess we should expect that from someone who'd rather "conversate" than converse.
'Math is usually not fiction' is a great quote
Gotta get that put on a t-shirt!
Indeed!
This clown must have failed junior high school math.
@@OldColonelT yes please do that and I’ll buy one. Just let us know.
Some call math racist!!!
“I need you to recuse yourself”
“I need you to shut yo mouth” 💀
😂
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😂I
My GOD, I absolutely love that Judge! That's exactly how you handle frivolous lawsuits... AKA "take out the Trash!" 💯
I rewinded that part several times 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The guy who thought 0.19 < 0.08 is in for a bad day when he realizes that his time behind bars is going to be > 1.
It was the third number that threw him off lol
@@PandastormAQ3d Yah =)) so the logic was that after the decimal point, the longer the numbers are the more they decrease in value, so in his perspective 0.100 is 10 times lower in value than 0.10, hence why would he even be there for a 0.221 when the limit is 0.08? He agreed that 0.22 was legit though :))) After all that she decides to tell this to the guy that doesn't understand how numbers work: 28:35 =)))
I don't think the judge understood that the issue was that he wasn't able to understand how numbers work though, she kept using variations of the word "science" when he clearly didn't understand what the numbers mean.
When the second clip started, I was wondering why she was going hard at him. Forty seconds later, I understood.
"I find your plea of guilt is done knowingly, intelligently and voluntarily..."
Intelligently doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was kinda disappointed that the judge didn't emphasise "intelligently" slightly or pause for a beat after saying it.
My people!! 😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆
The second guy’s lawyer is thinking “ kill me now, please”
100%
@@thomasneal9291 100.000%
😅😅😅
He must have missed his morning coffee or line…..
I think a competency hearing might be in order.i feel for his lawyer.
Sunglasses guy has seriously pickled his brain
I rock shades to all my court appointed obligations 😎
He is unburdened by what has been
Can’t convert hundredths into thousandths. Math was not his best subject, if he had one.
@@rastus666he claims he's good at math though....
he thinks he a Brad Pitt character in a movie
We need more Judge Simmons! She tells it likes it isssss!!
The 2nd guy, DUI, seems like he's stoned. He's just a Huge Mess sitting there and his phone goes off 🤯😬🤣😁
Stoned or had a couple of six packs for the stress,, and he was late
"just take me to jail..." Ah, the sound of defeat. Music to my ears.
Trash taking itself out!
@@Phthalogreenbean absolutely
My BA was .190 not .19 🙄
Guy calls judge a bitch, she says, "Aww, that's nice. I've been called worse." As she's smiling. My kind of woman!!
I love that Judge, do we know here name? I'd like to see more from her. Does she stream her cases?
@@davidedwards1705 anna marie anzalone
I have been called worse by better people than you
Literorotica @@jasontechlord
@@davidedwards1705 That's Judge Anna Marie Anzalone, 39th Circuit Court, Lenawee County, Michigan. And yes, she's a solid judge and not to be messed with, as the video shows. YT has other cases of hers. Look her up by name.
Judge Mogen (2nd judge) is just too funny!!! She handled that idiot perfectly!!
Do we know if she's met a SovCit yet?
I know the law, i see the law, i read the law, i enforce the law... half expected her to add... I am the law!
She stopped short of saying that it almost came out 😅
The dog's was removed without his knowledge because he was in jail and the poor dog's can't be in the apartment alone for a whole month without food,water ect.I can understand that.
The judge’s look when he explains he was measured in milliliters was priceless.
I LOVED that face she had. you know DAMN WELL she was trying NOT to facepalm at the stupidity he was showing.
The blinking eyes of incredulity 😳
See even this fool knows that the US needs to go metric 🤦♀
@17:24 "I had dranken" the night before, Yikes! Not only is Mr. Lam not a mathematician, but he's also not a grammarian.
But he does want to "conversate" about it
He's thinking of German. He was betrunken.😂😂😂
But the judge: he’s went over…how about “he went over” or “he’s gone over”…? Did I hear her correctly?
What does "Conversate" even mean? Judge even uses it sarcastically
And with that he was tooken to jail.
The second defendant makes me cry as a mathematician. He doesn’t understand that a measurement rounded to the thousands is more precise then a measurement rounded to the hundredths.
Those decimal points are tricky😂
I think it's worse than that. It seems like he believes that the more decimal places, the smaller the number. In his world, 0.190 is less than 0.08
@@l337ath3istand here I am thinking I'm bad as math because I f up advanced trigonometry 😂
I absolutely suck with math…. and even I know this! 😂
As a very small child I was baffled at how a number like .22 and .220 were the same number. Because, like, 22 is smaller than 220, right? But that's because kids brains aren't finished. I don't know what this guy's excuse is.
The judge in the second case was great! It would be a hoot to watch everyone's eye's glaze over when a math expert explains significant digits😆
Reminds me of the Verizonmath video
It really wouldn't have been that hard for her to tell him that .08 = .080 instead of being rude. he clearly genuinely didn't understand. She and the attorney both kept saying it was basic math (it is) but they couldn't just explain it for him that you can just add a 0 to make it equal, they just kept saying "I'm not a mathematician."
The way the last defendant acted in the court room and the disrespect he showed the judge tells you exactly what kind of tenant/neighbor he was.
I'm terrible at math but even I know .22 is larger than .08. 🤣
😂I knew it too, even though for me 2 - 1 = 0
Duh! 8 is more larger than 2. U so dumm
But .19 must be different than .190, right? 🤣🤣
Yeah, but .221 has three digits so it's ten times smaller!
@carrite stop it!!!!
The 'math' guy has a job?! They must be desperate for crash test dummies 😂
I think he is suffering from a few crash tests 😉
Taste tester at the Glue and Crayon Factory.
I can't think of many jobs where you can get by with only the most basic mathematics (like counting on fingers). I think I got taught fractions and decimals when I was maybe between 7 and 9. I think most children can understand them pretty well at that point. It's slightly alarming that he doesn't.
@@thegreenmanofnorwich
I reckon it's why we count to base 10. If we had 5 fingers and a thumb on each hand we'd be working to duodecimals, base 12. It's actually better because ⅓ would be 0.4 rather than 0.333....
@@dawnbreaker2912you fiend you beat me to it, I was going to say that. 😁
I am more than a few thousandths dumber for having listened to that OWI case than before.
How thinks 221/1000 is less than 8/100 because its being divided by a bigger number
He thought BOTH the Breathalyzer and the blood draw was off by a decimal lol
I have never heard "sat back" and its forms of tense used so many times, as stand in for nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, etc. It's wild.
This is the comment I was looking for. Buddy sat back about 100 times.
So what I'm hearing is that he "sat back" and did or said things. He also "sat back" while he "sat back" because he often can be found as someone who "sat back".
I was looking for this comment. There should be a drinking game take a shot every time he says, "sat back".
Sitting Back is his Cherokee name
The math guy is killing me! As a teacher I’m thinking give me 10 minutes with him. And then revoke his HS diploma (if he has one).
😅😅😅😅
Do you have any clue what his "argument" is? Does he think taking that last third digit off makes the number seem smaller?
@@dawnbreaker2912Lesser, not smaller
@@dawnbreaker2912 its a rorshach test for us in the comments. I think he was confused that a breathalyser and blood test present blood alchohol content in different ways. I think. its anyones guess really.
@@dawnbreaker2912 I think his "argument" is that 221 is ten times bigger then 22. Which would be true, if only we weren't talking about digits *behind* the decimal point...
"I need to file a verbal motion for you to recuse yourself."
Judge "And I need you to shut yo mouth but you ain't doing that!"
😂😂
Judge 2: I love opening this to MAXIMUM PENALTIES lol
He punched from one apartment to another?? And I thought only houses were made of paper. Apartments too? 😂😂
The fact that the last guy was issued an eviction notice in September after terrorizing his neighbor, threatening a worker and being a dirty pig, and yet its into January and hes still there is absolutely sickening. Id bet he hasnt paid rent either since September! The courts really need to speed these cases up and get squatters out asap
The guy keeps talking about payment of rent, and the plaintiff is not even trying to evict based on non payment but for lease violations.
Well no he wasn't there though, because he was in jail. If he hadn't been in jail, he'd have fewer continuances and it'd have finished earlier
@@noreenmountain2994 actually four months is the norm given the backlog of eviction cases due to all the crazies that decided during COVID not to pay rent
He was currently locked up
I don’t think the second defendant will ever be able to grasp the mathematical concepts of “larger than” and “smaller than”, no matter who explains it or how much time they waste explaining it to him.
That's for sure!
xD It was hysterical as sh*t that his argument was that the law used a more simplified measurement-a literally FAR MORE accurate means of reaching a complete conclusion-than whatever hypothetical BS chatGPT came up with for him!
Probably a follower of Terrance Howard
uhm..... that's point one nine ZERO, judge!
@@scottjohnson7248or Dougal Maguire.
"This is small.
and those are far away"
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16:10 the speachless jaw drop dead stare of the judge reacting to his stupidity was amazing. Lol. 😂😂
Her jaw didn’t move so you probably shouldn’t call it a “jaw drop”.
The second guy just can’t help himself. He’s going to argue just to argue and he shows his gross lack of intelligence in the process. When the judge mentioned the BAC of .19 and he corrected her saying .190 I slapped my own damned forehead.
He doesn't seem to understand how numbers work. It was very frustrating to listen to. I don't know how he thinks that numbers work.
@@thegreenmanofnorwich This is how his brain works with math. He uses the logic that 100 > 10 > 1. But think that' it's the same for decimals so in his mind 0.1 > 0.10 > 0.100. Even though those decimal values are all the same. But it's slightly worse than this. Because I think he would go as far as to say that 0.1 > 0.20 > 0.300.
Dunning-Kruger
@@OneRedKraken😂😂😂
It was even worse, .221 lol
The blonde judge is so delightfully condescending. 😂
I loved your comment "you're gonna hurt yourself trying to do more math". You are definitely the best of all who post these videos. Love every single one!
Just got to the spot where the judge said his bloodwork showed a .19, and he corrected her that it was a .190… words fail me to understand this level of stupidity.
He doesn't understand how decimals work. He thinks it's like a whole number were each additional digit makes it a larger number. He thinks it's the same with decimals but in reverse. IE, the more decimal digits added the smaller the number gets.
His brain thinks that 0.19 > 0.190. Which is why he corrected her and felt like he was making a point. lol
@@OneRedKraken I laughed out loud when he said that. I needed a chuckle today.
@@OneRedKrakenahhhh. Now that makes sense. I was completely befuddled as to what he was trying to argue. But I think you got it nailed down.
@@OneRedKrakenI came to the same conclusion but damn it was hard to piece together his reasoning.
@@OneRedKraken Thanks, this was too stupid for me to properly understand
Dude doesn't understand 4th grade maths lol.
Uh oh, found a Brit 😅
@@MADmosche and the rest of us just spotted a twit^
@@thomasneal9291 Wow you two just rhymed. Do you yall do it all the time? Oh crap I did it too! Oh no, now I'm just like you!
Can you imagine living next door to this fool……what a nightmare.
All 3 of them are nightmares. 3rd one kicking in doors is insane
How many good tenants gave up and left in the months it took to get this garbage lowlife evicted?
But he trully believes he's the victim 😮
Stuff like this makes me appreciate my wonderful neighbors!
I can't imagine the anxiety you'd have living next to that 3rd guy, always waiting for him to come busting through your dang wall at any moment to attack you. His neighbor should be suing him for emotional distress, potentially even PTSD issues. And why does he want to live there so bad, when all he has is issues with neighbors and management, and he thinks everybody is breaking into his room every time he's out?
Person next door could've been just as much of a nightmare. We don't know. They should have moved one away to another unit that's for sure. Lease could have an easy clause in it allowing for that. Boredom gives space for trouble.
Why did he want to stay? A roof over his head, a door of his own to lock, water on tap and out of the weather. We can only surmise his list of choices or none
Lack of finance being at the top.
Lost a family member.
Bail or parole conditions another.
Not our business.
The thin walls is obviously a problem for the residents of that property.
Know a man that can't live with the noise of a refrigerator, it's too loud. 🥺
The one guy wearing sunglasses, drinking coffee all we need now is him eating breakfast, wearing shorts, a tank top, flip flops and any other things everyone knows you don’t do in court. And then his phone goes off?
So excited for a new long video with some strict judges!
Yes!!
This is my town and yes Anzalone is strict. Vote for her every chance i get.
I like this second young lady judge....she controls her courtroom and takes the administration of justice seriously ⚖️... exactly how the system is supposed to work
She actually runs an amazing courtroom. I am surprised I haven't used more from her, but she has her moments of laying down the law in a very satisfying manner.
@@TeamSkeptic ❤️⚖️😎
I love how the third guys violations went from unleashed pets to kicking neighbours' doors in, to "he punched his way through to his neighbours!" 😂 That was an unexpected little gem! I was envisioning him as a Marvel character!!
😅😂
Terminator did that!
So, sturdy doors, walls too thin.
Luke cage type shit 😂😂😂
I wonder if that guy had been paying rent on tine for years, and then this problem occurred. As people get older, they seem to be more easily annoyed. No leash and no picking up the dog crap seems to be gett8ng worse in Canada as well.. something in the water or food or maybe even in the air?
Wishing Ms Teske a speedy and full recovery from her illness, what dedication to appear to make sure that justice is served
"Just take me to jail." 😂🤣😂🤣
He should've stuck with that.
Dunning-Kruger with legs.
The last judge was one of the most patient and explanatory judges I’ve seen. She tried so hard to walk him through it.
She SAT BACK and was patient. I was going to suggest a drinking game for Every time he said "sit/sat back" but we would all suffer alcohol poisoning
@@psinclairjrYou are wrong. He “sat up there and”…😂😂😂
2nd judge had amazing energy. I can absolutely see her enjoying every moment of an expert witness explaining how an obvious offender is an obvious offender.
This is a weird comment. If anything she had a bad case of the Mondays combined with a horrible case
The second judge's dry humour is hilarious. 🤣
13:25 when the Judge asked if Einstein had any questions, it was at that moment she realized she f'd up😂
She is a bit snarky though. She’s says out loud what we are all thinking.
I liked when she said if he blew even a 0.0000001 he's going to jail
@@User-tj9qz I disagree. These people have lawyers provided to them, but they believe they are too smart to use them. Being a judge and having to deal with these idiots that continually put others lives at risk has got to be frustrating. I think she was great.
@@User-tj9qz ok acabman
That last rant by the judge was pure gold!
I’m in love
This guy is obsessed with "sitting back" and "sitting up there". Sounds pretty relaxing to me.😁
I can’t imagine the terror of being the last guy’s neighbor! Kicking the door after 2am? Punching through his wall & into the neighboring apartment? He should have been charged with much more.
2:30 pm they said. And he may very well have been charged with more, that would be a separate criminal trial, this is only for eviction.
@@gavinjenkins899Where I live, as soon as he started breaking through the wall, he would have been tried, convicted, and sentenced on the spot. ☠️
So refreshing to see judges that take their jobs seriously. That actually helps the criminal to rehabilitate.
We need more of this second judge. She’s amazing!!!
How much more exactly..? 😉
The last guy after his eviction is living under a lovely awning I’m glad to see! 😅
"Conversate" has NEVER been a word. Two people converse when they are having a conversation. Converse is the action verb, while conversation is the noun.
Yup! I hate it when people add suffixes or prefixes… ‘irregardless’ makes my head hurt.
My dog was tooken out..
My dog was TAKEN out!
Yet he interchanges them😂
Converse is also an athletic shoe brand.😊
They'll probably say, "It's six of one and half of another!
@@erie910I mean, what individual throughout the 70s didn’t have Converse kicks?
I know I’m not supposed to judge on appearance but Sara Teske appears to be going through chemo treatments and still working. What a badass!
I saw this on another channel. And it was mentioned that she was going through chemo.
Praying for Sara. Amazing that she’s going through chemo and still working from home. Bless her! Hoping for a full recovery for her.
There's nothing wrong with judging by appearance when it's reasonable and doesn't infer something negative about the type of person they are.
A friend of mine is rake thin, has little hair and a tough, kind of hard appearance. When I first met her, I thought she might be on drugs, and as a tenant in the same rooming house, I initially hid my dexamphetamine prescription tablets "just in case".
Turns out that she was in fact a drug user but now has cancer. What I was terribly wrong about was that she might steal from me. She has stolen in the past to support her habit, but she kicked that habit 5 years ago. Regardless, she has a heart of gold and has and would never steal from an individual, only shoplift.
We are great friends now and I told her what I initially thought and she just said I was mostly right, and what matters is that once it was obvious that I could trust her, I did.
"I had dranken the night before" 😂
I caught that, hahaha!!
And that's all we need to know! 😂
And the third guy says "tooken" at 48:09. 😅
@@alisong2328 Yeah. Caught all that, plus "conversate" !
It’s funny & sad at the same time!
Let's hear it for the THIRD judge. She is formidable.
That's Judge Simmons. I've seen her do a few Landlord/Tenant cases and she does NOT suffer fools! She doesn't suffer SovCidiots either!
I love her. I’ve seen her shut down several SovTards. She doesn’t have any of their nonsense.
Her Honor was taking no prisoners.
@@streetleveltechOr in sov-cidiot lingo … My Honor!
“Punched through his neighbors wall” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard that was actually true
Officer : How many drinks have you had tonight?
Me : BANG BANG SHRIMP
This just hit different!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
And then we get to the last judge - when she told the defendant to "shut up" that was brilliant.
Omg Team Skeptic, you’re hilarious! “It might be a 9 out of 10 your fault!” Poor fella really doesn’t understand elementary math. This judge REALLY has a LOT of patience!
Would that be 0.90 his fault or 0.900 his fault?
Just think how bad he must be feeling now that this is seen by so many. I kept telling him to "just stop". He didn't listen.
That last judge gave the perfect example of why it is a bad idea to be pro se, especially when you don't know the law, procedure and court rules. This is too funny.
If you can't afford an attorney whatcha going to do. Attorneys are only required to be assigned in a criminal case.
Can't afford an attorney and an assigned attorney isn't required unless a criminal action. This guy has free room and board for a while at least hehhe
@@christinasmith6698in cases like this, there are local attorneys that are actually located by the courthouse that specialize in tenant law practice are free advocates employed by the local City
Good to see some justice come to the Hamburglar.
Wow, that’s crazy! To kick the neighbors door like that would be terribly frightening. Then coming through a wall?!
😂 his legal statement to the complex was “I ain’t paying you guys shit” 😂😂😂😂😂
That second guy arguing over decimal points is a serious indictment of the American educational system. He tops it off when he corrects the judge when she says .19 and he says no it was .190! WT actual F?
That reminds me of a saying - You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
@@rssphllpsHe is living proof that while it may be hard to win an argument with an intelligent person, it is impossible with an idiot.
How is it an indictment of the American education system? Nowhere in the world can a 70iq person understand this. Plus this guy is in his 30s, anything he did learn he let rot out of his brain.
30:00 When she was explaining that any violation of .00001 would result in jail, I was waiting for her to say: Do not pass GO, do not collect $200!
Make that $200.00
Judge # 3 is very good. Patient, fair and competent, yet quite able to shut down a jerk,
As Forrest Gump’s momma would say “Stupid is as stupid does!” where the second guy is concerned!
The second guy really needed to get his .02 dollars in.
His .020
😂😂😂😂😂
Second dude "According to this AI chatbot I was not over the limit".
😂 👍👍👍
A true sign that his intelligence is seriously lacking, which I’m sure the attorney would’ve told him NOT to use
i love how sarcastic the 2nd judge is. and the 2nd defendant reminds me of hunter s thompson
Woah she really put his arse in line 😂❤❤ great attorney! That's what they do in 6 th form n college & university! And Masters! So more than qualified 🎉🎉🎉
Sounds like the last guy is a standing example of where you don’t rent to sovcits
Not even a cardboard box! But maybe an open refrigerator with a broken lock... 😂
He is a sitting back example 😂😂😂
I'd agree, but it is difficult to detect a SovCit on first encounter. It's not like you can put it as a question on the rental application. Normal, sane people won't have a clue what the question means and most SovCits reflexively deny that they are SovCits.
Well, Mr Blocker got an upgrade to the most stable housing in the country. No getting evicted from jail.
Doubt he will be punching through any walls while there. ;)
Believe or not, back in the day, a fast food joint offered a 1/3 pound burger to compete against McDonald's quarter pounder. It bombed spectacularly, 3 being a smaller number than 4. 🤣
Had a garage door tech tell me the 1/2H motor failed because it was too small. He wanted to replace it with a 1/4H motor.🤣
@@netherstar623 🤣🤣
@@netherstar623 So how did you find the new company to fix the opener?
I use the Yellow Pages online. I choose a company with at least 20 years in business. I figure if they have been around that long they must know what they are doing.
He said the people that despise others who study and do well. These are the people that denigrate, intelligent people who use logic, facts, and science to explain things. These are the people that need to be convicted and given maximum sentences and forced to go to remedial school along with civics classes.
@@netherstar623They can't read a regular clock for the same reasons.
Truly enjoyed all three cases, especially Mr. Blockhead. Thank you!
Her clear distain for the ridiculous word “conversate” is glorious. Cant stand people using that “word”.
The last guy was definitely going to "sit back," and then he "sat back."
Judge Anzalone will rip you a new a hole in 3 seconds flat. She seems like a sweet mother at first until defendants act up and then they find out real quick you don’t mess with mama Anzalone. 😂
The judge was so mad she was out of breath from reading the violations
I think Judge Simmons was not breathing while reading 😅
Punching through to your neighbor’s apartment is WILD
It was the karate kicking for me! 😂🤣🤣🤣
These Pro Se guys are their own worst enemies,
I actually like them. They are a pain in the ass, but I know they will get convicted 100% of the time.
They are so entertaining, stupid, but entertaining 😄
And sometimes despite having a lawyer.
I guarantee that last guy is going to be a full-fledged sovereign citizen the next time we see him.
I wish every judge felt this way about drinking and driving
"I need somebody that's gunna do sumthin'"
How about you stop catching charges? Nothing your lawyer can do about that.
"I need you to shut your mouth!" Love it!!!
Judge should have corrected him. Actually, the legal limit is 0.0800.
Great episode of, "As The Dipshit Turns"
👍🤣❗️
I think the coolaid man is hearing noises that aren't there. And every time he loses something, he thinks the maintenance man stole it.
That would be frightening to live with, or live near.
He hasn't went over anything, he has GONE over it
The question is math fictional... What a real winner we have here today, ladies and gentlemen!
Jesus - 5 OWI before mandatory prison?
In Arizona, your FIRST OFFENSE comes with mandatory minimum of 30 days
I’m from AZ. I too was surprised about the lighter sentence.
15:00 you know you're not doing well when you get a judge to start a sentence with the word _"dude"_
i love judge simmons. she's such a pro.
Oh, how I love Judge Simmons. It's a shame that the court system is tied up with these cases when it is clear that the violations occurred (via video) and yet all of the machinations by the defense to delay or obfuscate the trial is nothing more than delay tactics.
Yeah, when ya think about it, they’re a legit top-ten group of all time.
Hits, influence, longevity- these dudes and dudettes ROCK! 🤘
Bro I almost shit a BRICK 😂😂😂
WHEN you edited in the guy saying "HA Got HIM!" I thought someone broke in my house... sounded crazy with my headphones on 😅