every kyman fic ever
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- for better or worse
till death do us part
i'll love you with every gay beat of my heart
i swear, kyle.
fandom: south park
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I JUST WANT TO SAY that i love these fics ok, i grew up on them and i love High School Cartman™
if you have written a fic identical to this i do not wish to shame you, you are honorable and i will meet you in valhalla
As a person who has read and made plenty Kyman Fanfics like this, all I can say is that this video brings me joy. And honestly I couldn’t agree more this is 100% true, most of my Kyman fanfic’s are exactly sometime word for word like this. I am impressed. it was really hard not to laugh, this video is really funny. Good job :)
As a Kyman shipper I loved this, now I need a meme of the cool highschool Kyle fanfics lmao
kenny always being high is in like every fic ever I swear
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE KENNY 😭
i mean in his defense theres no consequenses so why wouldnt he
I imagine whenever he finds out he has lung cancer again he just blows himself up like in tfbw
every kyman fic in a nutshell :
Stan: oblivious, confused simp for wendy
Kenny : high all the time getting all the chicks and butters (biggest kyman shipper)
Tolkien : somehow always throws the partys (his parents doesnt exist)
Kyle : i hate you fatass (i love you eric)
Cartman : i hate you more jew (i love you more kahl)
the only thing that couldve made this better would be the kyle calling him “eric” moment 🥲
LMAOO
Cartman is either fatter or buff as hell in these types of fics i swear
It also depends whether Cartman is a bottom or a top
THE PARTY IS ALWAYS AT TOLKIENS HOUSE ISTGG
Ngl I wrote a fic the other day and the party was ALSO at Tolkien's house. We're all on the same wavelength-
its either tolkien or clydes house fr 😭😭
He would throw the best parties though. Good dj,tons of food,so makes sense
@@Localnerd_67 FR, if the party’s not at tolkiens house, IM NOT GOING
I swear kymanies share a single brain cell
“I’m emotionally available now.” “Well I’m not!” Honestly though, same.
This has me SCREAMINGGG this is too accurate, especially the Tolkien hosting the party bit. Honestly it’s not even just kyman fics but any high school au fic will have him hosting the party. And he’ll never have any more relevance in the story aside from the fact that he’s hosting the party 😭😭
fr his parents are always gone too💀
so true it’s always him or clyde💀
no unless it’s a creek fanfic, there he will be supportive friend for craig
EXACTLYYY 😭😭
or even bebe 😭
Lamhshsn I love how Kenny is just randomly high 💀💀
I’ve been reading Kyman fics for years, like binge for a couple of months, drop it and come back. You know, the eternal cycle. So based on experience I have it on good authority to say that this is literally EVERY high school Kyman fic ever, I got whiplash and a cracked spine from laughing at how accurate it is 😭 why read another fic when I have this as a summary fr
thank you 😭💖
This is why I love the Kyman community, we can literally joke around about our own ship
0:15 IS THAT WENDY????? IM CACKLING
This is painfully accurate. Edgy🚬, RIPPED💪💪 Highschool Cartman will be the death of me
I love the kewl corner
that sign is still up lol
Ate with that Cartman impersonation
I've never read a single Kyman fic ever, but somehow I can FEEL how accurate this is
Same. Everything about this is way too specific to be made up. And let’s face it, teen Cartman would totally refer to him himself exclusively as High School Cartman
i’m emotionally available now 💀💀💀
“Kal come back😭" THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OMG-😂😂
IM STONED ASF AND THIS CAME ONTO MY PAGE IM SCREAMING YELLING THROWING UP YOURE HILARIOUS
thank you 😭😭😭
kyman sipper since 2009 this is SPOT ON 😂😂😂
ive shipped them since 2008 😭🤝 oldheads
“Whatever u think is smexier” I’m crying 😭
IM CRYING CARTMAN GOING SO OVER DETAIL IS KILLING ME
“maybe…you’ll never know”😭
Lol like 8 of every 9 fics are exactly like this
i have only watched one episode of South Park so far and I don't think i've read any fanfic for it, but this is literally so funny. it made me laugh so much
thank you!! omg
HELP NOT ONLY AM I LAUGHING BUT THE KENNY PART KILLED ME
YES ITS CANON. IM LITERALLY KYLE BROFLOVSKI.
im the walls, can confirm
@@vannillaAJofficial204oh, hey wall! It's me, the floor!
@@Ihatecreams0 no way, the floor from hit object show inanimate insanity invitational???? (joke)
This iconic piece of media is going down on kyman history idc
😭💖💖💖 thank u... so happy to contribute to the movement
@@punchincorporatedi came back to add this to my playlist “greatest videos of all times” yw. This will go down in Kyman history
Kewl like me, high school Cartman
I'M SORRY THE MUSIC PAUSING AND THEN STARTING UP AGAIN WHEN CARTMAN SAYS "STOP RIGHT THERE" IS TAKING ME OUTTTTTTT. this vid is comedic GENIUS
I’ve read some where young adult Cartman has improved a lot as a person after maturing, and/or has lost weight and become super buff. And Kyle is the awkward nerdy introvert who they have to drag to parties.
The party at Tolkien’s is very accurate though but makes sense since his family is rich and he would probably hold some awesome parties in his big fancy house.
I need to watch it at least a couple of times each day
LMFAOOO TOO ACCURATE 😭 kenny somehow always knows something is up between them
“Kahl, kaHL!!” Helpp😭
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO REAL
literally spot on Like down to the molecule man also something about this video really carries the essence of fandom culture at the timeframe when a lot of these fics were written i feel so at peace
THE LAUGH WHEN "kahl your so beautiful" BAHSHHUDFBI
THIS LIKE BLOODLUST....(iykyk)
NO WAY I CANT, I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
PD: I love bloodlust is incredible truly
@@Chloe-jl6jo SAME OMG
“kewl korner” 😭😭😭
I GIGGLED AT KYLE AND KENNY “I’m bi dude, can’t you tell that I’m bi?”
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. i was on my knees crying from laughing at it-- i've watched it once a day for the past week. your sense of humor is immaculate, i'd love to see a sequel to this at some point.
holy SHIT man thank you so much 🥹💖 best compliment ever
idk if id do another sp one but ive been thinking about 'every __ fic ever's for other fandoms...
Incredible how this manages to be BETTER than most of those fanfics
actually I learned the dialogues and LAUGHING MY ASS OFF again like when I saw it for the first time???
HELPPPPP THIS IS AMAZING I CANT GRAHHHH THE END WAS TOO FUNNY HELP
I DONT LIKE KYMAN BUT LISTEN BRO THIS WAS TOP S TIERRRR😭😭😭
this is actually the realest and funniest thing i have ever watched
CARTMAN W THE CIGARETTE IS SO ACCURATE LMAOAOAOAO
I'm coming back to this video regularly and I it's so so fucking funny each time. Peak comedy
Я В ИСТЕРИКЕ этот постоянно накуренный в хлам Кенни, Толкен, который существует только для того, чтоб устраивать вечеринки у него дома и Стэн, который с Вэнди. А постоянно курящий Картман меня убил.
Change is a funny thing everbody
I can't stop myself from commenting on this amazing piece again hahahah
😭😭💕💓💖 thats so lovely
Not even 15 seconds in and i already CACKLED
2:26
HELP I ALMOST DROPPED MY PHONE AT THAT ANGLE-
Always the Tolkien hosting the party 😭
This is so damn accurate XD (I'm literally a writer of kyman)
Can I read your fanfics
Kinda starved on them for the past month.
@@JenTilly96 actually I only have one unreleased draft right now but I could totally send you the Google doc if you have wattpad or discord. I need second opinions anyway lol-
The cut off- i was NOT prepared
Kyman shipper approves💀
Couldn’t be more realistic
I’ve never read a Kyman fic before, but I’m intrigued now.
HELP THIS IS WAY TOO ACCURATE
I just LOVE how at first I was like: why in the next scene he’s wearing a red beret? Is that an another character or some Kyle head canon idk??
And then like: oh…OH!
THAT’S SO HILARIOUS AND REAL OMGGGG
But no, Kenny must be pan, it’s an axiom in those fics
The way I screamed 😂💀 This is so damn true💕
That was freaking kewl, however I'm glad I haven't experienced reading any fics like that
i havent read any kyman fics in years and even then it was just like this 😭 crazy
BESTIE I love this so much you have to know 😭
highschool cartman is my favorite cartman
@@jeffwinger9566 he lives in us all
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO ACCURATE FOR MOUNTAIN KYMAN
"yeah, cartman really mellowed out in high school, he goes to therapy and is on A LOT of medication now!! that sooo sexy
😩😩"
coolest thing i have seen in my life
Need a "every style fic ever"
not my area im afraid 😔 someone else will have to step up
not kenny in his kate moss era
DUDE WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
THIS IS SO ACCURATE HELP 😭😭
BRO THIS IS BEYOND ACCURATE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM SCREAMING LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭 I was laugh-cringing the whole way through
I'm shitting myself
omg this made me laugh so hard
Why does wendy look like that 😭🤚🏽💀
@@Garbageloseracc she looks completely fine and normal to me
SO ACCURATE HELP
I fucking adore this video ohmygoddddd 😂 the infamous ‘sup jew’ and ‘whatever you think is sexier is what probably happened’ sent me into the stratosphere
inaccurate, Kenny is definitely pan. (omg, I loved this sm 😂)
Istg I’m laughing my auss off over this 😭
THAT SHIT IS SJJDKAJDJAJAJAJJAJAJA ME REÍ COMO NUNCA JDJGK
This shit is hilarious
HELP THIS IS TOO ACCURATE IM GONAFART
That’s it if I ever make a South Park fic ? I’m making the party at cartman’s house makes sense his mom while better now is still a push over and would allow a rager at her house
IS THIS REALLY WHAT THEYRE LIKE? IVE NEVER READ ONE CAUSE I AINT A KYMAN FAN BUT THIS HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD
MANY OF THEM not all tho of course... i also based this on fics i read as a teenager so like 15 years ago, and the fandom has changed a lot since then
@@punchincorporated i dont think id be able to keep a straight face reading one
This is actually fucking hilarious 💀😭
Am I the only one who have read omegaverse Kyman with omega Cartman? In those it's always Cartman getting omega in those weird exams but lying about being an alpha until Kyle finds out because he got in heat 😭
@@covepack_net189 fascinating...
Kenny always knows everything I swear 😭
As a Kyman shipper this is not only real but funny as heck 😭
WHAT WHAT WHAT!
Y-YOU SHIP WHAT?!??😭😨😨
THIS MADE ME HOLLERRRR
I'm dying.
I CHOKED ON MY LAUGHTER WITH KENNY GETTING HIGH
Okay but i love Stendy and theres absolutely no Stendy fics except in other ship fics
im about to change ur life ready
in the stan/wendy tag on ao3, in the 'More Options' section of the filter, theres a thing called 'Search within results'
in that bar type 'otp: true'
and it'll filter out any fics that arent solely stan/wendy!! (or any other ship u use it on)
@@punchincorporated Thank you sm!!! i always forget theres other stuff in AO3 other than tags. (Stendy fics still arent generally the best quality though)
@@punchincorporated I just tried and theres literally 0 :') thank you sm for your help though :))))
@@Wermfare WHAAAAT NO IT WORKED FOR ME
theres 162 for me
this is perfect
You are making me want to read one, even though I don't like fanfics
LMAOAOAOAOOAOA SO ACCURATE
These fics really did kenny like that 😔
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CRAP EVER
please make more this fuckin sent me n my friends
And I eat it up every time
AND I EAT IT UP EVERYTIME
So when is the movie coming out👀
2050, ur invited to the premiere 🎉
@@punchincorporated yayy XD
@@punchincorporated pls invite me I will pay 😂
@@kenny.loves_dying6357 i will extend the offer to everyone who comments before 2033 💖
@@punchincorporatedUHH INVITE ME TOO
He leído una cantidad INMENSA de fanfics Kyman, Y TODO ES VERDAD, JAJA.
La fiesta en la casa de Tolkien no solo es en los fics Kyman, si no en cualquier fanfic de South Park 😂