lol translation "im unhappy where i work and don't make enough money to have fun so instead i spend my freetime scrolling thru yt shorts and calling people unemployed"
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad and I wish you would pass the joke over my head and stop telling me the joke again. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt to get the laugh out of me. There was no laughter, no hehe, not even a slight gust of air came out of the saliva. Science says before you laugh your brain prepares your facial muscles, but I didn't even feel the slightest vibration. 0/10 this joke is so bad and I can't believe anyone would allow you that the amount of mental power you have to put into that joke has the ability to power every house on the planet. Getting a character and learning how to make jokes and read books. I'm not saying this to be funny, I mean it honestly.
Right? Id ask to join and tell him he's too slow. Then I'd go max out my credit card on airsoft n play war games with him til he moves because my insurgent-like tactics are unconventional and "too much to handle". *starts waking neighbor up with flashbangs in middle of the night to play airsoft, holding a prop severed head in one hand and drenched in homemade fake blood.* "Wanna see what blood lanes are like? Ive set boobytraps while you were sleeping. All youve gotta do is make it to the street." *disappears into the darkness* (Sorry, I really loved the war game phases of training soldiers. Perhaps too much, I let my macabre creative side flourish in those cases.)
You say that about him now but when the shit hits the fan, you’re gonna be looking to him to protect you after all the shit you talk hopefully he has some compassion for you because you didn’t train he did..
Kind of. He’s practiced this static scenario for a while. Dynamic scenarios are the true test…practiced scenarios go out the window when rounds (plastic pellets) are sent your way. If he did this of the dropped his life switch gets turned off.
@@YourLocalShooterthat’s an air blowback so it’s gas operated a bit more expensive and you need gas canisters and magazines contained a realistic amount of bbs
@@YourLocalShootermore expensive airsoft will simulate real rate of fire and real recoil. Those types always sound very realistic because they cycle just like a real gun.
@sirtrent40 nuketown is a map on call of duty, and you run around like this shooting and chaos ensues in the game. So, he's just saying it looks like the map "nuketown" from the game lol. Which is hilarious, because it straight up does. Lolol
I know at least a couple years ago a few big firearms manufacturers where starting to take some of their smaller production lines and use them to make realistic gas blow back airsoft guns basically everything but the bolt carrier and the barrel are the exact same as the real thing less paperwork to make and get out the door and they can still sell them for a couple hundred bucks
@@Mr.krabz2182one of those two is a hobby. Defending yourself and your family & invoking your second amendment I’r argue is a lot bigger than a hobby. Granted, you live somewhere you can actually do that. Airsoft has grown on me, but the two are still different mediums.
Why not. Especially if you can get less lethal ammunition, like the ammo burst on the contact and causes your eyes to water up and stuff which I think they have. Be the better way to protect yourself and not get robbed then pulling out a gun. And both people live to see the next day.
@@homerepairlife5.098or just regular ammo, it’s much cheaper and you can get it anywhere. If a would be thief gets killed then I think we can stomach that
@@homerepairlife5.098yeah in a perfect world that would be cool, but you never want to use less lethal against a lethal threat. The robber knows exactly what they’re doing and the risk they take. I refuse to feel bad for someone else’s bad decisions.
@@FalVael124 They can be hell to own yeah but the satisfaction in use makes it worth it. If you actively go to games though, AEG makes a thousand times more sense.
@@Tapch95got to disagree here it looks pretty well built nice tac look to it may be his preference maybe hes not a basic ar guy that just runs a red sot and calls his gun cool😂😂
@@PurpleFilthx yeah lol. At least he’s physical with it instead of the screen . You’re right though. Doesn’t compare to the real thing. I’ve done tactical drills when I was in the army. Different ball game.
U ain’t lying bout the physical part I ain’t saying I’m fast I just see a lil wasted time in tiny areas an everyone knows a car is not cover but overall great work you train to fix the mistakes
@@tatemushroom1002no they’re not what? 22lr is like 130-140db. An airsoft gun is about 80-100 decibels. This may not seem like much, but decibels are an EXPONENTIAL scale. Therefore, a 22lr is 100,000 times louder than an airsoft gun.
Im ngl though my airsoft gun shoots 20 bbs in a second, you aim for the head and buddy is not gonna keep charging you they hurt pretty bad up close, so i mean better than nothing😂
No home defender time to run outside and grab a rifle sitting on the floor of their back seat. Also no one puts their rifle on the floor of their back seat unless their about to shoot up a store
@@user-qd6xn5gn7s look up T.Rex arms “can airsoft translate to real firearms”. It’s a 40 min vid of someone who never picked up a real weapon and shot it. At the end of the video he pretty much said it does translate.
It is. I used gbbrs on the field to shoot at actual people for a year and when I finally held a real gun it translated 80% of my manual of arms instantly. Just had to get recoil control a little better.
@@zeppkfw Some Cheap ones are great starters and require barely any upgrades. Such as WELL AK74 (which is unavailable in Poland ... Considering im going for an AK as my primary comp gun it would have been wonderful to get what is a toy for around 1k zł compared to 2.5k which is just 1k short of a genuine AK)
👮♂️: “license and registration please”
This guy:
beat me to it 😭
SIR DOWN ON THE GROUND
Considering american cops how low key scum behavior they have, if they gonna take you there anyway without reason, make them run for it
Shots Fire, shots Fire
@@patriottoday9970 *shots 15 times to a guy with a Baggett*
bro's training for them cartel road blocks 💀
Fr🗣💀💀
Lmao 😂
He thinks he’s in the movie Sicario
Hey, mas respeto respeto
😂😂
How dad explains a journey to school
😭💀
“ sir do you have any guns in this car”
Him:
“Honey the neighbor thinks he’s John Wick again.”
It's clearly airsoft you dumb bitch . This is the problem with America . Omg he's got an automatic ar27 . We need to ban all rifles to show we care
😂
😂😂😂
Jajajaja
Under rated comment 🤣🔥
"Sir the milkshake machine is actually down toda-"
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
nah this comment is too realistic
Falling down 2: electrical boogaloo
the fairest response tbh
That AR just sounds so crisp 🔥
Its air soft ARs don't shoot that fast
@@c0ldshot not all ars have the same fire rate... plenty do shoot that fast.
@@JTheraosfull aiti
“Sir, you were going over the speed li-“
“Mom the neighbor is training for a shootout in his driveway again”🤣
This comment wins! 🏆
Top comment
Fr , id juss be lookin like what in thy fuck 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 best one in RUclips today! Cracked me up, that was good!😂😂😂😂
Proof that it's faster to switch to your rifle located in the backseat of your car than to reload your pistol.
😂😂😂
Bahahahaha!!😂😂😂😂
Always transition.
Hey you put a period at the end of your sentence. Was that a bold statement? Lol
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 YAAAASSS!!!! “How many new bullet holes can I receive in this switching time?!!”
Your neighbors duck when they hear your car pulling up 😂. Cops watching this scared to death. Praying they never have to come to this address.
"Someone died go to this address" Cops:NOPE WERE NOT GOING THERE
Bro is just trying to get the Number 1 victory Royal💀
that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon
Unemployed friends don't have money for this stuff
lol translation "im unhappy where i work and don't make enough money to have fun so instead i spend my freetime scrolling thru yt shorts and calling people unemployed"
@@samielsmith2234yes they do😭that’s why they be traveling and doing so much crazy shit and it don’t make sense😭
@@VeNoM_Nova how the fuck you buying gear and travelling if you don't have any money xD
@@samielsmith2234as the unemployed friend at 1:57 AM on a Tuesday, don’t worry about it………….
👁️👄👁️
👮🏽♂️: “Sir, do you know how fast you were goi-“
*9mm and 5.56 flyin’ around*
Airsoft
@@Kamouflage96he's making a joke
@@rmodysseyAirsoft
@@mr.equity1120🌽🏀
It’s all 6mm.
This is the right neighbor you need to team with when shtf especially zombie apocalypse 🧟♂🧟♀😂😂
Bro is playing cod in Real life
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad and I wish you would pass the joke over my head and stop telling me the joke again. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt to get the laugh out of me. There was no laughter, no hehe, not even a slight gust of air came out of the saliva. Science says before you laugh your brain prepares your facial muscles, but I didn't even feel the slightest vibration. 0/10 this joke is so bad and I can't believe anyone would allow you that the amount of mental power you have to put into that joke has the ability to power every house on the planet. Getting a character and learning how to make jokes and read books. I'm not saying this to be funny, I mean it honestly.
The veteran neighbor with ptsd next door:
Would just be a quiet PFFFFT out the window...back to tv
Didn't hear shit cause it's an airsoft gun 😂
Right? Id ask to join and tell him he's too slow. Then I'd go max out my credit card on airsoft n play war games with him til he moves because my insurgent-like tactics are unconventional and "too much to handle".
*starts waking neighbor up with flashbangs in middle of the night to play airsoft, holding a prop severed head in one hand and drenched in homemade fake blood.* "Wanna see what blood lanes are like? Ive set boobytraps while you were sleeping. All youve gotta do is make it to the street." *disappears into the darkness*
(Sorry, I really loved the war game phases of training soldiers. Perhaps too much, I let my macabre creative side flourish in those cases.)
Haha funny comment dude
You say that about him now but when the shit hits the fan, you’re gonna be looking to him to protect you after all the shit you talk hopefully he has some compassion for you because you didn’t train he did..
Didn’t realize it was airsoft at first, so the target in front of the house had me REAL concerned
Bruh I didnt even know it was airsoft till i read this, i thought theyre were gonna be a buncha flag comments, all in all great videos
I thought bro just had that much confidence in his shot lol
@@PeacefullyRacistsame
Same 😂🤣
Me too man me too
John Wick on a regular Sunday afternoon:
Bro can survive a drive-by 💀
Average American once he gets home:
Or gets to school...
@@SavageSquash896bro no .. 💀💀😭
@@Deeznutz... 😂
Heres a tip, leave the light on the battery lasts a year. It takes too long to turn on thats just silly.
@@Deeznutz...😅
"Yes sir, it was totally self-defense"
😂😂😂
Fr first thought was wtf he training for. Tf
As You can see he's got a high value person in his car that means anything is legal 😂
Definitely in the same gang as kyle rittenhouse.
@@apieceofbread9022 good, need more people like rittenhouse, keepn the peace 😁
Even though its airsoft it still does help you prepare for a worst case scenario and nice MK18.
Kind of. He’s practiced this static scenario for a while. Dynamic scenarios are the true test…practiced scenarios go out the window when rounds (plastic pellets) are sent your way. If he did this of the dropped his life switch gets turned off.
I legit thought the Glock was real until I saw the GBB!! LOL
That's the nicest sounding airsoft gun I've heard
it’s sound effects added in im thinking? Never heard one like that.
@@YourLocalShooterthat’s an air blowback so it’s gas operated a bit more expensive and you need gas canisters and magazines contained a realistic amount of bbs
@@piwo647 yea I know about blow backs I just didn’t know they had some that sounded this good! ha
It’s like those ones when you’re on the boardwalk and shoot the star up with the BB guns that says sounds like
@@YourLocalShootermore expensive airsoft will simulate real rate of fire and real recoil. Those types always sound very realistic because they cycle just like a real gun.
“Your door dasher is nearby”
How the Doordasher reacts for no tip.
LMFAO
Bro is ready to real combat 💀
bro's on extreme mode in the last mission 💀
“Honey did you hit the garage door again?”
Airsoft gun so he just needs to sweep when he's done playing
Imagine pulling in to your driveway after work every day and doing this
He does this after he gets home from work, this is a separate thing, people like to have fun and theres no problem with this since its airsoft.
@@xotee6451 i think he is saying imagine how fun it would be
@@xotee6451i find a problem with it, how come the air is soft, why isn’t the water hard?
@@rjciv999 what
He’s getting ready for the kids that egg his house now
Bro his airsoft is real one shot to heaven 💀💀💀
The trust that this man has
Bro preparing for minivan warfare.
I read it as mini ivan warfare 🤣
thats a wagon 🤓🤓🤓
Honestly tho can’t be unprepared for shit these days
Man's preparing for New Zealand warfare
Minivan warfare is the best 😂
This man just turned his front yard into Nuke Town 🔥🏆
😂😂😂😂 💯💯💯💯
Pretty much
Why cause he’s shooting a gun?
@sirtrent40 nuketown is a map on call of duty, and you run around like this shooting and chaos ensues in the game. So, he's just saying it looks like the map "nuketown" from the game lol.
Which is hilarious, because it straight up does. Lolol
COD 😅
Meanwhile the neighbors are just drinking their coffee saying “oh he’s imagining things again” 😂 jk
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you realize that his skills are more improved than others💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro got the most realistic airsoft gun ive ever seen
I know at least a couple years ago a few big firearms manufacturers where starting to take some of their smaller production lines and use them to make realistic gas blow back airsoft guns basically everything but the bolt carrier and the barrel are the exact same as the real thing less paperwork to make and get out the door and they can still sell them for a couple hundred bucks
GBB rifles have existed forever
I can still buy a nice AR for what he’s spent on those two toys
@@JohnMoore-fq6rx congrats for having a different hobby?
@@Mr.krabz2182one of those two is a hobby. Defending yourself and your family & invoking your second amendment I’r argue is a lot bigger than a hobby. Granted, you live somewhere you can actually do that. Airsoft has grown on me, but the two are still different mediums.
Every pizza delivery person in the US should have to go through this training.
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Why not. Especially if you can get less lethal ammunition, like the ammo burst on the contact and causes your eyes to water up and stuff which I think they have. Be the better way to protect yourself and not get robbed then pulling out a gun. And both people live to see the next day.
@@homerepairlife5.098or just regular ammo, it’s much cheaper and you can get it anywhere. If a would be thief gets killed then I think we can stomach that
@@homerepairlife5.098yeah in a perfect world that would be cool, but you never want to use less lethal against a lethal threat. The robber knows exactly what they’re doing and the risk they take. I refuse to feel bad for someone else’s bad decisions.
Robber: SIR GIVE ME YOUR MONE-
This Mf:
"MOMMY DAD IS HOME"
"how did you know?"
"HE IS KILLING SOMEONE OUTSIDE"
“Here’s your food sir-“
0.2 second later
Airsoft is easily one of the best games to practice movement and employ ingenious tactics on the fly
Calla
That's a real gun dude
@@myintmyintmaw3920 nah man they are Airsoft, you can see the bbs leave the barrel. Not only that but you can see the magazine itself is Airsoft
@@myintmyintmaw3920it’s a pretty realistic loadout though. Best kind of airsoft
Ok bro 👍🏻@@myintmyintmaw3920
I love those weathering, man.. The wears and tears just looks authentic 👌
I mean he clearly uses it a lot, which makes it authentic wear.
@@leksasdf I mean it's a GBB, just imagine the maintenance, malfunctions, etc.. And it still makes him a smooth operator.
@@FalVael124 They can be hell to own yeah but the satisfaction in use makes it worth it. If you actively go to games though, AEG makes a thousand times more sense.
@@leksasdf yeah, I get that "liability" issue.. But to be able to translate to a real firearms, that's what makes it more worth while tho.
Coolest airsoft gun I’ve ever seen in my life mk18 and glock19
Bro got a whole shooting range in his backyard
That’s his front yard.
@@JohnDoe-cz9gy*driveway
Also.. its not real guns. It's plastic bbs
That’s a drive way
"whole shooting range" meanwhile its like 4 sticks with scrap metal nailed on in his driveway
His airsoft rifle looks better than some of my real ones😮...
no
@@Tapch95is that some alien code or.......
Funny part is it probably cost just as much as a low end ar-15 if not more
@@Tapch95got to disagree here it looks pretty well built nice tac look to it may be his preference maybe hes not a basic ar guy that just runs a red sot and calls his gun cool😂😂
Probably cost more than most rifles too 😅
If I saw this as his neighbor I would call the SWAT department
Bro risked his whole car😂
Bro got that sheriffs office setup
Dedo nervoso
Afganistan'da ateş etmeden. araba delik deşik olmuştu
Except for the fact that it’s a airsoft gun
The day actual robbers arrive
Him: You can't believe how long I've waited for this shit.
Sa va être un carnage
He’s using air soft guns, what’s he going to do mildly annoy the robbers before they pull out real guns?
@@Gremlin4771he’s practicing with fake guns incase he has to use real guns in the future
@@Gremlin4771 tout dépend dans quel pays tu habites
ghdtyg vnnddh de ZZ a tqr o ggryar á
If there wasn’t a title I would have thought this man was a marine or something
This guy would be a perfect cop
Good way to practice weapon transitions without breaking the bank. Good job.
You say that but gas blow back is probably the most expensive route in Airsoft
Compared to shooting 500rds of 556, 762, or 308 I think the airsoft route is way cheaper. Plus I don't have to go to a range to shoot like this.
Or scaring the neighbors
But hes obviously in the uk they can’t even own guns why he need practice buncha fuckin larp loser airsofters
Yea cause this is something he will need to actually do irl 😂😂
Not gonna lie that was clean af
Ngl, bro plays a lot of COD
@@PurpleFilthx yeah lol. At least he’s physical with it instead of the screen . You’re right though. Doesn’t compare to the real thing. I’ve done tactical drills when I was in the army. Different ball game.
U ain’t lying bout the physical part I ain’t saying I’m fast I just see a lil wasted time in tiny areas an everyone knows a car is not cover but overall great work you train to fix the mistakes
Lol recognizing patterns actually 1-4 bullets max. right ???@@PurpleFilthx
It’s also a sped up video as well
Excellent movement and precision!! 😤😤😤💥💥💥
Bros got ops and enemies at the same time
The recoil on that air soft goes hard
Its better to accidentally shoot your house with a bb than a real bullet😂
Gas blowback
Tippman gbb
It’s a gbr what do you expect
Nobody realized this comment has 666 likes💀
"Sir, please step out of the car."
Holy crap, I thought those were real!!! Siiiiick!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Expectation ✅ real life ❌
If this man's house is ever invaded by metal ballistic targets... they'd better think twice
I don't think metal targets are afraid of airsoft guns
@@jamarjames9501they will once they meet this guy
Those are the most realistic sounding airsoft guns I've ever heard 😭
Yes lov the sound 🔊
Gas airsoft guns are probably as loud as a 22lr
@@tatemushroom1002no they’re not what? 22lr is like 130-140db. An airsoft gun is about 80-100 decibels. This may not seem like much, but decibels are an EXPONENTIAL scale. Therefore, a 22lr is 100,000 times louder than an airsoft gun.
@@Firebird-hq6eg so fireworks must be similar to 9mm then cuz I’ve heard both and both sound the same from a few streets away 😂
Airsoft guns are loud, but still within the safe range of hearing. An unsuppressed .22lr will still cause permanent damage.
Bro is training for the IRS
That swat coming to shots fired😂
Imagine robbing a guy's house and he starts firing BB pellets at you
Bring a shield so the BBs hit him 🧠💡
Bruh, I can only imagine the life flashing before his eyes when he realizes that the intruder brought real weapons.
Imagine you think it’s bbs and then you get hit with hollows. Damn.
@@tjprudhomme3053 at this moment he realized he fuked up
Im ngl though my airsoft gun shoots 20 bbs in a second, you aim for the head and buddy is not gonna keep charging you they hurt pretty bad up close, so i mean better than nothing😂
“Welcome to Wendy’s how can I hel-“ 💥 💥 💥
You've clearly never seen a real gun shot its airport you dumbass you just believe everything you see on media that's our problem nowadays
Underrated comment 😂
😂☠️
Most fkd up comment in the section🤣😭
well wendys is cheeks so its justifed if he did it to a mcdonalds Or DQ then its a crime
Perfect example of why your handgun is there to get you to your long gun. Good stuff 🤙
i thought this was a real gun at first.💀
Bro’s literally practicing home defense
No home defender time to run outside and grab a rifle sitting on the floor of their back seat. Also no one puts their rifle on the floor of their back seat unless their about to shoot up a store
@@thebathroombanditthe utmost Neanderthal comment on RUclips I’ve seen in awhile. Congrats
I guess, if he lives in his car lol
Home invasion*
But with plastic BB’s that don’t correctly imitate real recoil, trigger control with reset, or the fact you can’t own a fully automatic weapon.
Damn you are fast tho, there's not many people that can do that stuff. Gotta train dynamic shooting for years.
It’s fast forwarded
It's air soft
@@kaidongamingchannel5247 Ik it's airsoft, they use airsoft in dynamic shooting.
He is from spain so he only uses airsoft to train
@@alvagamer5477 Yes, I know, you don't usually use Real guns for that kind of training.
Speedruning in minecraft real life💀💀💀
Bro he’s fast ! When ever there’s someone threatening him and if he has real guns , those guys are going down
“Just pulled you over to let you know your tail light is br-“
😂😂😂
You must be a Democrat lmfao.!
Lmaoooo
😢😢😢😢😢😢
Y’all gotta read this comment as soon as the video starts funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
A minor traffic stop
“You know how fast you were going?”
*Not even a second later*
That one quiet kid at home
I'm him then🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣
You guys heard of john wick?
This is his dad
"Remember, switching to your pistol is faster than r...."
*Starts with pistol* 🗿
Your knife gets you to your pistol your pistol gets you to your rifle and your rifle gets you home
@@2.0_The_Ghosttrue but these lames never stop mentioning a cod reference from 2009
“Sir will that complete your orde-“
I just rolled around dying laughing 😂
That convo wit u and ma dukes pure motivation. Im finna drop 30 vlogs a week.
I searched airsoft and this is the first thing that popped up💀
Imagine being an uber eats delivery boy at his house
why would an uber eat delivery boy
I love that MK18 blowback sound❤
Airsoft gas rifle
@@pabloperezmontano3312 yeah I know...
It sounds like the real thing but quiet
@@Admilf_meatler yes I agree 😎
It's actually pretty realistic sounding. Not quite, but definitely better than an electric one
Bro brought the wrong gun to the airsoft battle
Bluddy is doing a cod mission irl
"Okay sir your total is 12.95, just pull up to the second windo.."
"Double it and give it to the next person"
me after watching john wick
“Sir do you know how fast you were going”
Me:
Hay que padre!!! Quiero ver más videos así. Pero del 19
That's some badass AirSoft dude.
you realize there is smoke coming out of the gun?
@@i_love_gay_corn_69gas powered airsoft automatic guns do exist for this reason
@@thedislikecounter9095 i had no idea it exist!
@@i_love_gay_corn_69 you can see there is no shells flying you can tell its Airsoft that way too
@@Aavash_Purple ahhh ty for your explanation:)
my guy training to be the next john wick
He be havin too much time at the house
Now that's what I call a true American
his wife watching him from the living room "why did i marry him "
😂
To protect the Fam Bam!
😂😂😂😂
@@newera3443 with wat airsoft trainin an shootin a gun is diffrent gang 🤣🤣🤣tha boy play wi toys
@@user-qd6xn5gn7s look up T.Rex arms “can airsoft translate to real firearms”. It’s a 40 min vid of someone who never picked up a real weapon and shot it. At the end of the video he pretty much said it does translate.
That kinda looks like a police body cam footage. I can hear "Shots fired, shots fired!" in my head.
Acorn cop
@@clearlystewie. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@clearlystewie.omg i remember lol
Dude really checked the bolt to see if there was a round💀
When your friend says: " there is a child inside "
Kinda makes me wanna get some it seem like a good training tool
It is. I used gbbrs on the field to shoot at actual people for a year and when I finally held a real gun it translated 80% of my manual of arms instantly. Just had to get recoil control a little better.
Just make sure you don't buy the cheap ones and get reliable brands like GHK, Newer VFCs, MWS, etc...
I use a hk416 gbb thats identical to my mr223, i can reload in less than a second now. Definitely great training tool.
@@zeppkfw Some Cheap ones are great starters and require barely any upgrades. Such as WELL AK74 (which is unavailable in Poland ... Considering im going for an AK as my primary comp gun it would have been wonderful to get what is a toy for around 1k zł compared to 2.5k which is just 1k short of a genuine AK)
It's is for when you can't shoot off rounds and it all translates into muscle memory...
Bro i thought those were real until he reloaded😂
was the fact you could see the bb's themselves not enough
You think guns are that silent 😂
My anxiety when he shot next to the glass: 📈📈📈
Bro is ready for war 💥 🔫