Ivan the Terrible: The First Stalin

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @Biographics
    @Biographics  5 лет назад +293

    Head to squarespace.com/biographics​ to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code biographics

    • @tobiasgriffin7144
      @tobiasgriffin7144 5 лет назад +14

      Biographics do one on the mad baron

    • @MrDoYouKnowMe2211
      @MrDoYouKnowMe2211 5 лет назад +5

      i need to inform you that you've bunged up the link for your new channel

    • @7177YT
      @7177YT 5 лет назад +6

      The writing and presentation on this one is sooo spot on! Thank you! (:

    • @european1514
      @european1514 5 лет назад +1

      Can you make a video about Augustus Cesar

    • @robertaperoglio
      @robertaperoglio 5 лет назад +1

      Talking about famous Tsars... Peter the Great was a hell of an interesting person. Great biography to talk about.

  • @sethortiger
    @sethortiger 5 лет назад +7992

    Russian history in five words : And then, things got worse.

  • @gent9358
    @gent9358 5 лет назад +221

    Ivan had:
    His Father die when he was just a baby
    His Mother assassinated for power
    Being completely neglected, even though being a Prince
    Any power he could have taken away from him
    Seeing people being tortured in front of him
    No surprise he became a sociopath.

  • @sepulchrums
    @sepulchrums 5 лет назад +1313

    It’s crazy how paintings can capture so many emotions.

    • @johnmiller8975
      @johnmiller8975 3 года назад +17

      including the nutcase that seriously damaged that painting

    • @minhtran7431
      @minhtran7431 3 года назад +3

      It may not be real though. The contemporary source was a book that was unpublished by the author because the source he heard from was kind of a rumor

    • @5ynth3ticNZ
      @5ynth3ticNZ 2 года назад +10

      I painted the sun in the top corner of my picture when I was a kid and my my told me off because sun's aren't that big and you cant see the rays.
      Completely unrelated but thanks for letting me share.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 года назад

      That's not an emotion.. that's termed as "resting Putin face".

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 года назад +3

      @@5ynth3ticNZ I was told the same thing.. and that the sun does not have eyes or smile.
      Ridiculous.

  • @mumtazsheikh690
    @mumtazsheikh690 2 года назад +757

    -abusive childhood
    -tortured animals
    - unbridaled power with no consequences
    -religous zealot
    -dysfunctional family
    -extreme paranoia
    It's like someone copied a "how to make a serial killer" pamphlet

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 2 года назад +19

      I wonder if he was also a pyromaniac... or wet the bed. Which oddly are other red flags.

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 2 года назад +34

      Or didn't use Squarespace

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 2 года назад +2

      It's like a recipe for a serial killer

    • @oliveraradonjic8425
      @oliveraradonjic8425 2 года назад +3

      everything in this video i sa lie , Ivann the terible was the best liders for Russia but thaths why his ennemys from the wast made up fake history...

    • @russianprincess3673
      @russianprincess3673 2 года назад

      This is Leftist Progressive Liberal FAKE NEWS & UNTRUTHS

  • @stoneman472
    @stoneman472 4 года назад +863

    Few things are more depressing than Russian history

    • @wagniak
      @wagniak 3 года назад +55

      Yes! What the hell is in the water there?

    • @noahamankwaah9802
      @noahamankwaah9802 3 года назад +63

      @@wagniak I mean, have you seen the climate out there!? No wonders they became *cold* mfs

    • @wagniak
      @wagniak 3 года назад +8

      @@noahamankwaah9802 Haha you're right about that! It has to be some sort of brain freeze that goes on up there lol. There you go, science! Test out that theory!

    • @TheGoldenboss100
      @TheGoldenboss100 3 года назад +24

      @@noahamankwaah9802 but then Scandinavia is pretty nice

    • @helenhamilton9561
      @helenhamilton9561 3 года назад +7

      Reading Russian Novels.

  • @meaninglez100
    @meaninglez100 5 лет назад +1787

    That painting, Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan, has so much raw emotion in it, that I could be convinced it come from firsthand accounts. I can only imagine what it looks like in person

    • @stevenferrell9493
      @stevenferrell9493 5 лет назад +265

      meaninglez100 Seen it with my own eyes at the Tretyakov gallery in Moscow. It’s downright horrifying - and huge. It’s an enormous painting. It makes people visibly uncomfortable when looking at it.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 5 лет назад +59

      It’s like Ivan was shocked on what he just did to his son

    • @johntate8502
      @johntate8502 5 лет назад +192

      @@kaybevang536 Ivan was pretty damn shaken when he killed his son. Ivan immediately threw himself at his son, kissing his face and trying to stop the bleeding, whilst repeatedly crying, "May I be damned! I've killed my son! I've killed my son!" The younger Ivan briefly regained consciousness and was reputed to have said: "I die as a devoted son and most humble servant". For the next few days, the elder Ivan prayed incessantly for a miracle, but to no avail, and the Tsarevich died on 19 November 1581.

    • @MrScary-rz8od
      @MrScary-rz8od 5 лет назад +91

      Imagine living with that painting in your home and how morbidly depressed you would become after a few days. Jesus that painting is horrifying, the eyes are so haunting...

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +8

      @@kaybevang536 He probably was shocked, having found himself in the Repin's picture, where he is killing his son, whom he had never killed...

  • @YinsDarkNess
    @YinsDarkNess 5 лет назад +382

    I love the painting of Ivan holding his son so much, it truly captures the madness and despondency in his eyes.

  • @khalilsmith6812
    @khalilsmith6812 5 лет назад +4781

    Ivan The Terrible, The First Stalin? More like Joseph Stalin, The Second Ivan

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 4 года назад +185

    Ivan The Terrible the true mean of the saying "You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."

    • @yamchathewolf7714
      @yamchathewolf7714 3 года назад +7

      He was always a piece of garbage

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 2 года назад

      @@yamchathewolf7714 he was mentally ill

    • @luisaguilar5343
      @luisaguilar5343 2 года назад

      I mean he was a kid ordering a murder and beating up people so I don't think he was a hero at any point tbh

    • @ИльяТкачев-у4н
      @ИльяТкачев-у4н 2 года назад

      Compared to Henry VIII and other European monarchs, he was an innocent child playing in the sandbox. During the entire reign of Ivan the Terrible, 4,000 people were executed, and under Henry VIII, no less than 72,000 people were executed. As for the murder of a son, this is a myth. Excavations have revealed in the remains of Dmitry a huge amount of arsenic, which was a common poison at that time.

  • @pyromania1018
    @pyromania1018 5 лет назад +147

    "You will have a wicked son. Your states will be prey to terror and tears. Rivers of blood will flow. Your cities will be devoured in flames."
    ~Orthodox Patriarch of Jerusalem

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 3 года назад

      Wasn't Moscow burned during the Napoleonic wars?

    • @pradyumn2692
      @pradyumn2692 3 года назад +2

      @@marseldagistani1989 I guess he was talking to Napoleon's father.

    • @pyromania1018
      @pyromania1018 3 года назад +2

      No. This was the prediction made by the "religious man" after Ivan's dad divorced his wife and married Elena, an impoverished patrician young enough to be his daughter.

  • @sarahlamoureux1454
    @sarahlamoureux1454 5 лет назад +319

    "Grozny" can be translated as "terrifying" or "fearsome". In the past, "terrible" also had that meaning in English.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 лет назад +35

      Funny fact, its the name of the capital of the autonomous republic of chechnya

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +2

      @@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 Finally! So, it can't be Terriblble, you idiots, to start with!

    • @Mcquiz95
      @Mcquiz95 4 года назад +10

      In Estonian it's translated as "Julm" which means cruel.

    • @aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938
      @aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938 4 года назад +5

      It's wierd how in Bulgarian we just transcript "Грозный" as "Грозни", because it just means "ugly", the correct translation would be "Страшни". Ivan's nickname seems to be coincidentally mistranslated in almost every language.

    • @sp24699
      @sp24699 3 года назад +9

      @@Mcquiz95 In Finnish it's "Julma", with the same meaning. Is Estonian is just unfinnished Finnish then?

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 5 лет назад +1175

    The Stroganoff’s were a beefy people.

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz 5 лет назад +68

      Don't get saucy

    • @therunningman1
      @therunningman1 5 лет назад +27

      More like Strokinoff.

    • @ycart_tech6726
      @ycart_tech6726 5 лет назад +11

      mmmppphhh...cheesy!

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +8

      Ron, chefs cannot govern countries...

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +5

      @Eugene You little boring piece of crap, create something more interesting, or at least steal from somebody clever...Your copy and paste doesn't do you any good. Your salary will drop significantly this way very soon...

  • @MsJubjubbird
    @MsJubjubbird 5 лет назад +278

    Reminds me a bit of the Caligula story. Bit of a jerk with a troubled childhood who is an OK ruler- then becomes very sick and recovers as a complete psychopath

    • @newguy90
      @newguy90 4 года назад +27

      I have this theory that these people's morality was dependent on devout religiosity and the promise of an afterlife. When they had their near death experience and realized all that awaited them was nothingness, they no longer had a reason to abstain from debauchery and cruelty.

    • @trevorc41
      @trevorc41 3 года назад +10

      @@newguy90 well idk if you can say that when he was a piece of crap his whole life.

    • @trevorc41
      @trevorc41 3 года назад +2

      @@newguy90 oh and he went mad even more so because of syphilis.

    • @DonVinny
      @DonVinny 3 года назад

      @@trevorc41 who did?

    • @trevorc41
      @trevorc41 3 года назад +1

      @@DonVinny sorry don't remember anymore prob the guy in the video. If you get syphilis it causes early dementia basically.

  • @sjk6101983
    @sjk6101983 4 года назад +575

    It always seems like when a ruler gets sick, when he gets better, he gets crazier

    • @defeatignorance8681
      @defeatignorance8681 4 года назад +49

      Actually Henry VIII became far more empathetic and a better king after his near death experience.

    • @saltygrandpajoe6375
      @saltygrandpajoe6375 4 года назад +25

      Not crazy just well informed about those around them. 🤨

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 4 года назад +44

      Having a near death experience obviously changes people and make them re-assess how they view the world. Ivan saw the Boyars as his enemies after they refused his dying wish.

    • @DestinyHime
      @DestinyHime 4 года назад +19

      When people get sick the body gets a fever in an attempt to kill the thing that's killing it. Unfortunately the body is dumb and it's method of killing the invading bacteria/virus/whatever is to raise the body temperature until the whatever gets cooked to death. Which on the one hand is good but on the other hand if the whatever is on the resilient side, and the body temperature just keeps rising, sometimes the person dies before that whatever gets good and properly roasted. And on the occasions that someone did survive, then they had to deal with the lasting side effects cuz if someone's brain hangs out at 105 degrees for awhile... it... well let's just say it's not good.

    • @seekerfound9150
      @seekerfound9150 4 года назад +5

      suddenly faced with an utter lack of control can do that to people who don't take kindly to "no"

  • @maxhaly1612
    @maxhaly1612 5 лет назад +2148

    Joseph Stalin at the grave of Ivan the Terrible: "I will finish, what you started."

    • @harleymitchell8093
      @harleymitchell8093 5 лет назад +9

      Dead xD

    • @lfc7763
      @lfc7763 5 лет назад +51

      Stalin was much worse.

    • @zacharycrater2588
      @zacharycrater2588 5 лет назад +71

      Guess who's at the grave of Stalin now thinking this? 😉

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 5 лет назад +72

      When Russia is without a tyrant it falls into chaos. The years following Gorbachev were years of anarchy during which Russia's GDP declined by 1/2 until Putin applied his bloody hand and stabilised the economy. Same story repeating itself like Groundhog Day. Same as the last days of the inept Romanovs, anarchy until the Bolsheviks imposed their own order of terror. Prediction, after Putin will come a weaker less intelligent leader and anarchy until another tyrant. It's the Russian way.

    • @zacharycrater2588
      @zacharycrater2588 5 лет назад +16

      @@PeterGregoryKelly Its the human way. Eventually this will be the US in some form.

  • @Iksvomid
    @Iksvomid 5 лет назад +2053

    If Ivan used Squarespace, he wouldn't had become so terrible.

    • @lagitanavderoscio
      @lagitanavderoscio 5 лет назад +24

      the treasure at the end of the rainbow - you got the real message.
      Lot's of Russians tuned in to this one.

    • @Stizz2Gone
      @Stizz2Gone 5 лет назад

      Iksvomid true

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +1

      He didn't, without using Squarespace...

    • @cccp9661
      @cccp9661 4 года назад

      bruh .. lmfao

    • @insane_troll
      @insane_troll 4 года назад +3

      And speaking of a path to hell .... Squarespace!

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 5 лет назад +245

    Immediately after Ivan hit his son, Ivan immediately threw himself at his son, kissing his face and trying to stop the bleeding, whilst repeatedly crying, "May I be damned! I've killed my son! I've killed my son!" Then the younger Ivan briefly regained consciousness and was reputed to have said "I die as a devoted son and most humble servant".

    • @noelrobin8674
      @noelrobin8674 2 года назад +3

      He should have hit his dad back he was gonna die anyways

    • @nicholasshade
      @nicholasshade 2 года назад +2

      I want to be YOUR Tsar.🌻🖤

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +60

    1:25 - Chapter 1 - An evil will spawn an evil spawn
    5:05 - Chapter 2 - Building the 3rd rome
    8:20 - Chapter 3 - The fires of victory
    10:40 - Chapter 4 - The jaws of defeat
    13:45 - Mid roll ads
    15:35 - Chapter 5 - The oprichina
    18:30 - Chapter 6 - War is over
    21:50 - Chapter 7 - The price of peace

  • @snakeeater3982
    @snakeeater3982 2 года назад +590

    "Ivan may have been the first crazed autocrat to terrorize Russia, but he would not be the last" Being a Russian myself in this day and age hits way closer to home than you'd think.

    • @Odysseus1999
      @Odysseus1999 2 года назад +13

      I was looking for a comment like this

    • @Sirzhukov
      @Sirzhukov 2 года назад

      Stop wiggling your tail in front of western idiots. This video is horribly biased and downright incorrect. Just like with most crap on this channel.

    • @OldHeathen1963
      @OldHeathen1963 2 года назад +4

      @@Odysseus1999 oh sweet nothings don't mean nothin at all...

    • @vineetchaudhary3608
      @vineetchaudhary3608 2 года назад

      Do Russians really eat snakes???

    • @БогданРезнік
      @БогданРезнік 2 года назад +21

      And being a Ukrainian myself, this hits even closer to home than you'd think (but you won't think).

  • @swissnikk8412
    @swissnikk8412 Год назад +97

    I’ve listened to a few of these bio-videos already. Striking how all these terrible autocrats all lacked father figures during childhood. Either they had already died, or were very abusive or had abandoned their families early on.

    • @wsg4847
      @wsg4847 Год назад +2

      @ahmedaaqib4380 I would say he's saying what you think he's trying to say.

    • @swissnikk8412
      @swissnikk8412 Год назад

      @Ahmed Aaqib what are you thinking I’m trying to say?

  • @birdwife589
    @birdwife589 4 года назад +37

    that painting of him holding his son is so scary

  • @EASYTIGER10
    @EASYTIGER10 5 лет назад +224

    Trying to invade Moscow? Those Tartars had some sauce.

    • @Beyonder1987
      @Beyonder1987 4 года назад +18

      Long time ago. Even the Poles invaded and occupied moscow. The Polish lol

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 4 года назад +9

      Ivan: " Just keeping up with that " Dracula" character over in Transylvania".

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 4 года назад +5

      " Ahhh, I feel like torturing today,........YOU there, .......COME HERE !!".

    • @southparkundersecretwisdom3230
      @southparkundersecretwisdom3230 4 года назад +12

      Poles achieved what Hitler or Napoleon could not

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 3 года назад

      😂🤣😂 You win the internet! 😂😂

  • @redadmiralofvalyria867
    @redadmiralofvalyria867 2 года назад +58

    Honestly the fact that ONE of his wives was a Romanov is like divine destiny
    Especially considering how long the "house of Romanov" lasted compared to Ivan's reign

    • @СергейТурутин-ч6г
      @СергейТурутин-ч6г Год назад +1

      Лол, Иван Грозный -Рюрикович, время царствования его род ведет с 862 -1598 годы.

    • @redadmiralofvalyria867
      @redadmiralofvalyria867 2 месяца назад

      ​@СергейТурутин-ч6г
      Yeah, I actually realized that after looking up the Ruikids 😂
      Should have known comparing a dynasty v a single ruler would be accurate, like comparing the Tudors(1485-1603) to Elizabeth 1st(1533-1606)
      Isn't it pretty ironic though that the Romanovs(Connected through/via marriage) got the throne after all was said & done? 👀

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 4 года назад +119

    "Do not wish to become a hero, for when the times and ages change, the gallant hero to the despicable villain becometh."

    • @bretthess6376
      @bretthess6376 4 года назад +5

      I assume this is a quote, where is it from please?

    • @abookishmess
      @abookishmess 4 года назад +2

      👀 commenting to find out

    • @williamtheconqueror7807
      @williamtheconqueror7807 4 года назад +5

      @@bretthess6376 I made it up back then.

    • @folkishappalachian6827
      @folkishappalachian6827 3 года назад +4

      Essentially once William the Conqueror, then William the Bastard. Perception is subservient to father time.

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 5 лет назад +748

    "Would be 10.000 hours long and would give all of us PTSD"
    A small price to pay for 10.000 hours of narrated warcrimes by (what my humble opinion is) one of the better narrators of youtube.

    • @BaderAlOudah
      @BaderAlOudah 5 лет назад +2

      AftermathRV who would be better than Simon?

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 5 лет назад +18

      If you ever think about learning more about Russian History, don't. It's even more depressing than you think.

    • @RageNukes
      @RageNukes 5 лет назад +10

      @@BaderAlOudah Dan Carlin

    • @BaderAlOudah
      @BaderAlOudah 5 лет назад

      RageNuke I’ll check him out

    • @RageNukes
      @RageNukes 5 лет назад +11

      @@BaderAlOudah His show is called Hardcore History. And if you really want 10,000 hours, then enjoy. The stories he tells are sooo long, but they are absolutely incredible. I recommend you start with his series "Blueprint for Armageddon."

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +493

    What if Russia was big, said Ivan trying not to be terrible

    • @satanasteguarda
      @satanasteguarda 5 лет назад +41

      Goddamn you, now I have to watch that video again.

    • @TheDeathshot44
      @TheDeathshot44 5 лет назад +1

      ^

    • @Naga19-p3w
      @Naga19-p3w 5 лет назад +4

      I'm stupid I don't get way u mean

    • @sharkbyte1565
      @sharkbyte1565 4 года назад +6

      @@Naga19-p3w its from a video titled history of the entire world I guess

    • @sharkbyte1565
      @sharkbyte1565 4 года назад +10

      you can make a religion out of this

  • @isachan0o844
    @isachan0o844 2 года назад +12

    Oof those final lines about history repeating itself over and over hits differently now

  • @MJSpiritual
    @MJSpiritual 3 года назад +26

    I always found that painting of Ivan holding his dead son pretty damned disturbing. The look of horror in the eyes is incredibly realistic.

  • @thewinteragendadraganclove2323
    @thewinteragendadraganclove2323 2 года назад +9

    To abuse a child in unspeakable ways and then give them almost absolute power, is the true anarchy of the plight we inflict upon ourselves.

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 5 лет назад +395

    “But just before we get to that path to hell” lol brilliant segue into your sponsor.

    • @AlvosElRey
      @AlvosElRey 5 лет назад +3

      Right? I didn't know someone else noticed. Beautiful xD

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 5 лет назад +3

      You are one of the rare commenters that properly spell the word "segue".
      Ave rector :)

    • @Mykil47
      @Mykil47 5 лет назад

      Tomi thank you, I try. And is that Latin? I know Ave means “hail” I think, like Ave Satani. Idk what rector means though. :?

    • @VoiceWLogan
      @VoiceWLogan 4 года назад

      I was just thinking that! 🤣

  • @MidnightMan5001
    @MidnightMan5001 5 лет назад +767

    "Look alive, crème de la Kremlin's arriving! Try to serve Ivan: NO surviving!"

    • @ChunzBunz
      @ChunzBunz 5 лет назад +67

      "Smack ya hard then hit the bottle!"

    • @HEROXLX
      @HEROXLX 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @benshell8662
      @benshell8662 5 лет назад +47

      You're nothin but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya

    • @tsarpeteri8578
      @tsarpeteri8578 5 лет назад +1

      IgnitedSage idiots

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 5 лет назад +55

      Ben Shell “I’m the first Tsar of all of Russia!”

  • @appleciderhorror12
    @appleciderhorror12 5 лет назад +209

    "Hey, this kid likes to torture animals. How about we let him do the same with peasants?"
    Russian Nobles: "Sounds good to me"

  • @ssrmy1782
    @ssrmy1782 2 года назад +19

    Stalin would read everything he could get his hands on relating to Ivan. He was obsessed with him, and would frequently cite Ivan's methods of liquidating the Boyars as justification for his own decimation of friends, enemies & strangers alike.

    • @jla6558
      @jla6558 2 года назад

      Putin's idol was Stalin as he researched Russian history. Stalin's Idols were Hitler and Ivan the Terrible who were thoroughly studied. For a preview of the tactics under consideration by today's equally paranoid leaders of Russian conquest and genocide special operations, study the atrocities committed by the genocidal special operation campaigns of these earlier autocrats/dictators/csars.

  • @comradestalin9444
    @comradestalin9444 2 года назад +27

    Russians call him Ivan the terrible not because he was a bad ruler, we gave him this nickname since everyone feared Ivan. Even us Russians

    • @26adex
      @26adex Год назад

      Only Russians feared him. When he was alive in Poland he was called Ivan the Coward for example

    • @comradestalin9444
      @comradestalin9444 Год назад +2

      @@26adex As they hated him, Ivan was a ruthless sadistic ruler and everyone knew it.

  • @creativeschmuck8132
    @creativeschmuck8132 5 лет назад +1044

    When Ramsey Bolton and Joffrey have a kid.

    • @creativeschmuck8132
      @creativeschmuck8132 5 лет назад +121

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i
      You sir are a genius!

    • @jakkydrakki2289
      @jakkydrakki2289 5 лет назад +38

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i woooooosh

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 5 лет назад +31

      Didn't Ramsey get fed to his dogs? So strictly speaking...he was a Boyar

    • @ksj2936
      @ksj2936 4 года назад +10

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i ill see you on r/woooosh

    • @linxionthe1th197
      @linxionthe1th197 4 года назад +4

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i They actually can, have you heard about a little word called a Donor?

  • @IDontWantThisStupidHandle
    @IDontWantThisStupidHandle 5 лет назад +1983

    Hmm, so the Romanov fame started and ended with an Anastasia... it's somewhat poetic, no?

  • @HellenBach
    @HellenBach 5 лет назад +269

    This man's trapped inside that studio making 8 videos a day, do you ever sleep?

  • @andrewmosby6004
    @andrewmosby6004 4 года назад +11

    Incredibly late, but thank you all once again for helping me as a primary source for a research paper. Your retelling of history is always a pleasure to listen to.

  • @UnknowableThen
    @UnknowableThen Год назад +2

    I love the painting of Ivan so much, it portrays an emotion I can never fully understand.

  • @Kalababu08
    @Kalababu08 2 года назад +13

    Impeccable story telling skills!

  • @TheMan-je5xq
    @TheMan-je5xq 5 лет назад +370

    So we could call him Ivan “Stormborn”?

    • @justcallmpeter
      @justcallmpeter 5 лет назад +5

      Ivan the psychopath

    • @JuniorJuni070
      @JuniorJuni070 5 лет назад +3

      No terrible is just fine.

    • @enclaveofdoom
      @enclaveofdoom 5 лет назад +9

      Ivan the stormbringer

    • @cyanide_lollipop3264
      @cyanide_lollipop3264 5 лет назад +6

      ...if only he'd had some dragons...

    • @gent9358
      @gent9358 5 лет назад +8

      In the original Russian version he is essentially called Ivan the Warmonger.

  • @darklink1113
    @darklink1113 5 лет назад +37

    I read once that Ivan and Elizabeth the First were pen pals, and once asked her to marry him, and she actually considered the proposal.

  • @СветланаАбрамова-и6м
    @СветланаАбрамова-и6м 4 года назад +22

    Quote Ivan the Terrible: "Everything that happened to us bad, it all happened because of the Germans!“
    "Has anyone ever met an honest man with blue eyes?“
    "If you want to easily defeat a country, start feeding it with your own food."
    "God would rather forgive a hanged man than one who died because of vanity"
    " It is not proper for noble men to scold like commoners."
    "If a king is struck on the cheek, is it proper for him to substitute the other? How can a king rule the Kingdom if he allows himself to be dishonored?!"

  • @kaybevang536
    @kaybevang536 5 лет назад +58

    “What if Russia is big said Ivan trying not to be terrible “ - Bill Wurtz

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 5 лет назад +2

    Dear Simon, please please please do not stop making these sublime videos, they're perfect.

  • @jovee6155
    @jovee6155 5 лет назад +16

    Great early start at ruling? Check
    Loved by his subjects? Check
    Fell ill and recovered a changed man? Check
    Is it Caligula? Nope it's Ivan IV

  • @i.victorian1266
    @i.victorian1266 5 лет назад +41

    "I've been waiting for this episode for so long" THANK YOU SIMON
    Edit:
    This episode could of easily been a full hour and I wouldn't be mad at it. Thanks again Simon!

  • @coldramen_1
    @coldramen_1 5 лет назад +15

    could you do a biography on Franz Liszt? many people that aren’t interested in piano music might not know him, but he changed so much about instrumental music

    • @marinova1147
      @marinova1147 3 года назад +2

      I love his music but sadly know nothing about music in general so his brilliance is probably wasted on me. Could you recommend me a book or a video discussing what he changed about instrumental music?

    • @coldramen_1
      @coldramen_1 2 года назад +1

      @@marinova1147 I don’t know any books or documentaries, the knowledge I have on Liszt is what I have learned from music professors. The 2 major things that I remembered is that he created piano masterclasses and he was the first pianist to have music memorized in his performances. He also has produced some of the most amazing piano compositions of all time, the most famous being Hungarian Rhapsody 2. There’s probably some books or documentaries out there to find information on him, or at least he’s probably mentioned in romantic music history books/documentaries

  • @terricovill8487
    @terricovill8487 2 года назад +1

    The aspect of Biographies that I really enjoy (besides the history lessons) is the humor that the presentor interjected whilst narrating! I love a dry sense of humor!

  • @Kryptix0III
    @Kryptix0III 2 года назад +18

    the ending aged incredibly well...

  • @registeelix
    @registeelix 5 лет назад +531

    You know what would be truly *terrible* ? If you don't do your biography at one million subscribers!

    • @viktor9461
      @viktor9461 5 лет назад +20

      He already said he won't.

    • @2sexyfomyshirt
      @2sexyfomyshirt 5 лет назад +6

      @@viktor9461 really why not I'd love to learn about simon lol

    • @viktor9461
      @viktor9461 5 лет назад +20

      @@2sexyfomyshirt don't know, maybe he prefers not to describe his life to everyone.

    • @DarkComatose15
      @DarkComatose15 5 лет назад +3

      Rex Fulgur HE SHOULD

    • @2sexyfomyshirt
      @2sexyfomyshirt 5 лет назад +5

      @@viktor9461 that's understandable

  • @annikboyer3395
    @annikboyer3395 5 лет назад +75

    This is why I love Russian history so much! Much of their leaders spice things up one way or the other.

    • @shahrulamar5358
      @shahrulamar5358 3 года назад +4

      RUTHLESS LEADERS ARE COMMON IN RUSSIAN HISTORY. 😮😮😮

    • @stephenheath8465
      @stephenheath8465 Год назад

      Catherine Reign was the closest Russia got to taste Democracy

    • @footisman2059
      @footisman2059 Год назад

      @@stephenheath8465 Nope, the closest Russia got to democracy was after the communist revolution, as they held an actual election.

  • @dylanthepickle6428
    @dylanthepickle6428 4 года назад +21

    No one can do a segue from “path to hell” to “squarespace” like Simon.

  • @DrLesleyStevens
    @DrLesleyStevens 4 года назад +32

    I'm surprised this makes no. Mention of the effects of syphilis on his mental state and behavior, which byy research played a role.

    • @rerunson740
      @rerunson740 2 года назад +1

      You tell 'em Lesley...🤣

  • @SerTasera
    @SerTasera 4 года назад

    I'm not sure why I like the music you play during the Squarespace ad so much, but it's the only time I never skip an ad after the first viewing.

  • @jacobgalloway9123
    @jacobgalloway9123 4 года назад +7

    This is truly enlightening. Thank you to you and your team!

  • @vickigrove8549
    @vickigrove8549 2 года назад +3

    The Time of Troubles would be worth its own video, I think. Pretenders to the throne, the occupation of Moscow by Poland, a treaty with Sweden, and national victory led by a prince and a former butcher! Stuff of legend!

  • @araspaulius
    @araspaulius 4 года назад +12

    I thoroughly enjoy your content, I love how you do promotions, balancing between selling out and leaving us wanting more. You deserve your views and subscribers, I see the effort you put into speech and timing. Professional cool and interesting content. Your professionalism inspires me, truly.

  • @Fatherwader
    @Fatherwader 4 года назад +1

    this dude has to be one of the best storytellers. he would have been a great history teacher, love his tiny opinions he inserts as well, my fav youtube channel

  • @vechnoezabvenie
    @vechnoezabvenie 3 года назад +6

    He did pretty much the same as your Henry VIII did: consolidate the realm, for which he centralized the power, repressed the old elites and created new ones, and passed a lot of state reforms.

  • @marquisdelafayette1929
    @marquisdelafayette1929 5 лет назад +9

    You should do the Marquis de Lafayette and how he defied the king to fight for free at 19and supplied his soldiers under him with food, clothing and arms).
    He pushed for the extra help from the king and finally got it which led to Rochambeau and De Grasse combining their troops with Washington and won the Battle of Yorktown .
    When he came bam 50 years later and 80,000 people in NYC came out to see him. Compare to the 4,000 people out of 8 million for The Beatles.

  • @KageNoTora74
    @KageNoTora74 5 лет назад +15

    Ivan the Fearsome would be an apt translation.

  • @TheGenZProgrammer
    @TheGenZProgrammer 5 лет назад +63

    9:40 You either die knowing that you were a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a monster

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 5 лет назад +4

      Apropos not only for Ivan "Grozny" (Ivan the Awe-inspiring, Ivan the Terrible), but also for Gaius Marius and Lucius Cornelius Sulla.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 лет назад +1

      Crazy stuff

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +2

      You either live long and think hard before opening your mouth or you die hard and suffer long when you open your mouth before it.

    • @alejandrodecesare5929
      @alejandrodecesare5929 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like a Game of Thrones meme

    • @jimoyster387
      @jimoyster387 4 года назад +2

      Yeah no worries Batman

  • @atelierirae
    @atelierirae 4 года назад +45

    "Ivan the Dreaded" would be a good translation, but the inaccurate translation is most definitely accurate. 😄

    • @borealsullivan5486
      @borealsullivan5486 3 года назад +1

      Terrible and Dreaded are essentially synonyms, so...

  • @emiloopi
    @emiloopi 5 лет назад +8

    Love this channel! I’m sick in bed and binge watching all the vids 🤗

    • @rerunson740
      @rerunson740 2 года назад

      You are beautiful! Have a great day!!!

  • @siegel947
    @siegel947 5 лет назад +7

    biographics makes learning historic figures much interesting to research more historical events...

  • @richardarmstrong9770
    @richardarmstrong9770 5 лет назад +419

    *Romanovs* : save Russian from Ivans bloodline
    *Russians* : Kill the Romanovs
    *Romanovs ghosts* : how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
    *Stalin* : now this looks like a job for me

    • @Captain_Mercury
      @Captain_Mercury 5 лет назад +8

      actually Rasputin killed the romanovs

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 5 лет назад +34

      Actually comrade they were killed in the basement by their own guards.

    • @acidmack1041
      @acidmack1041 5 лет назад +40

      @@richardarmstrong9770 They were not killed by their own guards they were killed by the Ural Cheka who were the Bolsheviks secret police and were keeping the captive, the Romanov's own guards were long gone by that point, a lot of them murdered

    • @acidmack1041
      @acidmack1041 5 лет назад +18

      @deekat3279 again, they were not killed by their own guards they were killed by the local Ural Cheka, Lenin's Bolshevik secret police who were keeping them captive

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 5 лет назад +8

      Well regardless they believed them to be on their side and didnt realize their fate until the last moment it was a poor execution too they pumped dozens of bullets into the tzars wife and children. Because they had all that jewel encrusted clothing on.

  • @LemurMaster
    @LemurMaster 5 лет назад +74

    So glad to see this. I name all my pets after history's villains, and our new kittens are Ivan and Genghis. We loved your breakdown of Genghis so much, it convinced my wife to embrace the name!

    • @kjelltheviking6756
      @kjelltheviking6756 5 лет назад +7

      When are you going to add Alexander?

    • @michaelhurley3171
      @michaelhurley3171 5 лет назад +4

      You must have some very naughty pets 😈

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 5 лет назад

      @@kjelltheviking6756 "after history's villains" maybe to the persians he was a villain

    • @kjelltheviking6756
      @kjelltheviking6756 5 лет назад +2

      @@mariano98ify Well, that's not "history's villains" that's what western European's thought of as villains. Completely different since history's villains implies objective outlook on "villains" vs your subjective outlook on "villains". Nice try on quoting though like I couldn't read or comprehend what was said. Next time you try to "correct" someone make sure you're actually smarter than them sweetheart. :)

    • @LemurMaster
      @LemurMaster 5 лет назад +8

      @ŇøHă Ģ. The trend began for me when I lived next door to a cat named "Adolph" who had a little black mustache, of course.

  • @wadeyap5566
    @wadeyap5566 4 года назад +18

    "Imagine forest of corpses dripping on a buffet you call that a nightmare I call that a Tuesday" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Projectwheelsindia
    @Projectwheelsindia 3 года назад +19

    It’s great to see Johnny Sins changing his profession like any other day.

  • @Lawliet734
    @Lawliet734 5 лет назад +4

    Your videos have improved over the early ones, but I still cannot treat them as anything but podcasts.

  • @stephenwarhurst6615
    @stephenwarhurst6615 5 лет назад +10

    Stalin quote - Everyone remembers Ivan the Terrible no one remembers the names of the Boyars

  • @willysweetwonkajoe1432
    @willysweetwonkajoe1432 5 лет назад +31

    So exactly when does Rocky Balboa come in on this story

  • @bushmanPMRR
    @bushmanPMRR 4 года назад +3

    Looking back over history, the wars, famines, plagues, despotic leaders and everything else that went on and think to yourself
    "My ancestors somehow managed to survive through all those events which has led to me existing now"
    Then take a look at humanity in general today, give your head a wobble and consider, these times we live in now: wow! what a time to be alive!

  • @doctornova3015
    @doctornova3015 Год назад +6

    My nickname for my younger sister (6 years my junior) was Ivan the Terrible. She had such a habit of pinching and biting when she was very little, that my family began referring to her by the moniker as well. Fortunately she grew up to be a very smart and kind career woman as a 43 year old wife and mother.thank God. Those pinches left quite a mark .

  • @TheAustinWoolShow
    @TheAustinWoolShow 5 лет назад +12

    Damn it Simon you prime example of all things British, when are you going to cover Blackbeard?

  • @merrymerry2906
    @merrymerry2906 5 лет назад +122

    *Oda Nobunaga next*
    But on to the video

    • @DaidriveCJ
      @DaidriveCJ 5 лет назад +3

      Is that soo~?!
      If so, it would be... "Just... that... simple "

    • @gjlipana881
      @gjlipana881 5 лет назад +5

      Yes please

    • @asf1062
      @asf1062 5 лет назад +3

      DUDE! I SECOND THIS

    • @pingukutepro
      @pingukutepro 5 лет назад +1

      He sucks. Takeda Shigen was better

  • @herrmajestat
    @herrmajestat 5 лет назад +45

    You forgot the part when they built St. Basil’s Cathedral and Ivan took their eyes away just so they won’t build anything more beautiful

    • @seaturtlepoppy7679
      @seaturtlepoppy7679 5 лет назад +4

      If that is true, that has got to be one of the most creative forms of torture I have ever heard of. I can’t imagine what that would feel like ...

    • @MrVlad12340
      @MrVlad12340 5 лет назад +8

      Seaturtle Poppy that is not true since same architects built other buildings later on, we dont know how he treated them but at least they had to have eyes to work.

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +6

      Oh, Dear! This is episode from Tarkovsky's film! This isn't about Ivan, his time or even Moscaw, you idiot!

    • @krazylyte
      @krazylyte 4 года назад

      gfhome1933 Nevashedelo lol what a fool

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 2 года назад

    It's good that I mostly listen to these videos. Some of these earlier episodes are cropped so weirdly that I keep reflexively trying to scroll down to get Simon's entire head into the frame of the video. So much shirt, so little head.

  • @TheManinhoalex
    @TheManinhoalex 5 лет назад +15

    the caspian "sea" is a actually a lake, the largest lake on earth, but a lake not sea

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday 5 лет назад +6

    That was great! I never learned about these kinds of historical figures in American school. Thanks for doing what you guys do

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +1

      You'd better remaind nnocenrly ignorsnt then... Now you'll need to wash it all down the toilet for a long long time... before you'll find out the actual truth...

  • @gipsydanger7379
    @gipsydanger7379 5 лет назад +43

    Could you cover Otto Skorzney? The SS commando leader who rescued Benito Mussolini. And who would later work for the Mossad.

    • @darthdonkulous1810
      @darthdonkulous1810 5 лет назад +4

      I would love to see that, to be fair. Great shout!

    • @norrij01
      @norrij01 5 лет назад +5

      Now that’s a man that knew how to craft a story of a life, irrespective of the actual merit.

    • @seaturtlepoppy7679
      @seaturtlepoppy7679 5 лет назад +1

      I think it’s been done by now (?).

    • @kerrymitchell9901
      @kerrymitchell9901 3 года назад

      @@darthdonkulous1810 ⁶⁷8⁸a

  • @MegaDragonOfficial
    @MegaDragonOfficial 5 лет назад +13

    Hey Simon, thank you so for this epic explanation for such an epic man. We are a metal band based in Qingdao, China and we just wrote a metal ballad of Ivan's life, much of which was inspired by this very video. When the song is finished, we would love to send it to you! Keep up the great work!

  • @codymartel9392
    @codymartel9392 3 года назад

    This is the only channel love and it will never change.

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 5 лет назад +70

    The house cook wasn't Chef BOYAR-Dee, right? HAHAHAHAHA!! That's freaking hilarious!!
    I'll see myself out.

    • @alejandrodecesare5929
      @alejandrodecesare5929 4 года назад

      Queen Elena got served with a Boyardee Soup... a soup to for...I hope it was at least delicious

  • @thefunnyfritz4035
    @thefunnyfritz4035 5 лет назад +22

    You oughta do The Blessed Karl of Austria, last Emperor and King of Austria-Hungary

  • @MrEvanfriend
    @MrEvanfriend 5 лет назад +51

    Russia has a very long history of misrule.

    • @noxiansummoner1730
      @noxiansummoner1730 3 года назад

      Ye pls invade it now.

    • @frank2223
      @frank2223 3 года назад

      That is if you see it with your Western eyes, but Russia has always been troubled more by external problems (Invasions, mainly from the West) than by internal problems, it is when Russia was not involved in wars repelling invasions, they lived in peace and prosperity ..

  • @jailinmatthews-brown6704
    @jailinmatthews-brown6704 5 лет назад +9

    "Look alive, Cremé de la Cremlin's arriving try to serve Ivan? No survivin' "

  • @christianwestling2019
    @christianwestling2019 4 года назад +5

    9:43 "You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain" - Harvey Dent

  • @murzagildin
    @murzagildin 5 лет назад +72

    "Ivan the Terrible: Worse Than You Think"

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo 5 лет назад +1

      You can think?! Are you sure?

    • @iram5192
      @iram5192 4 года назад +1

      @@gfhomeNevashedelo how old are you?

  • @sweet-jsociety2837
    @sweet-jsociety2837 5 лет назад +17

    When are we getting a Nelson Mandela Biography?

  • @the_astrokhan
    @the_astrokhan 5 лет назад +5

    In 1557 Sigmund II August was King of Poland but Grand Duke of the Grand duchy of Lithuania. The picture shown was that of Sigismund III Vasa, who was king of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (which didn't exist before 1569). It might be a small detail but when trying to teach people about historical facts, it matters.

  • @shaggythewriter8185
    @shaggythewriter8185 4 года назад +4

    I thought that 8:12 was about to be the lead in to the sponsorship plug like, "..what better way to claim the title of the third Rome than to launch a..." website with Square Space I guess lol

  • @BobbleWorld
    @BobbleWorld 3 года назад +3

    "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." or at least, crueler to my enemies than they are to me.

  • @TheGenZProgrammer
    @TheGenZProgrammer 5 лет назад +9

    Finally!!!!!!!, Been waiting for this

  • @thatguywesmaranan
    @thatguywesmaranan 5 лет назад +18

    "but just before we get to that path to hell..."
    - simon, 2019 -

  • @brentgranger7856
    @brentgranger7856 5 лет назад +6

    Thanks for finally doing a video on Ivan the Terrible. Can you do 2 much more popular Russian monarchs Peter the Great and Yekaterina the Great (Catherine the Great)? Both are so symbolic that they have cities renamed for them (St. Petersburg and Yekaterinburg) after the fall of the USSR (Leningrad and Sverdlovsk respectively).

  • @kevinbirge2130
    @kevinbirge2130 Год назад

    Some of the best content on RUclips.

  • @lucianoosorio5942
    @lucianoosorio5942 Год назад +4

    “I’m Terrible, there’s no great who could defeat this Russian.” Ivan the Terrible