The Government's Confusing Cyber-Fantasy Lore

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • I only just realized as I'm uploading this that Marty is called Marty because of Back to the Future.
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  • @acceptablecasualty5319
    @acceptablecasualty5319 2 месяца назад +204

    God gives his strangest fantasies to his weirdest service branches

    • @ashutoshsethi6150
      @ashutoshsethi6150 Месяц назад +4

      We want mk ultra mystic double agents tracking each other.

  • @slammer1017
    @slammer1017 2 месяца назад +134

    I really just let an officer trick me into sitting through training on my off time.

    • @Justin_Taylor
      @Justin_Taylor  2 месяца назад +59

      @@slammer1017 *former officer. And your cert will be in your .mil inbox within five business days.

    • @kekistanimememan170
      @kekistanimememan170 Месяц назад +7

      @@Justin_Taylorremember to not send it to Mali by mistake.

  • @benjamin3044
    @benjamin3044 2 месяца назад +156

    I work in security. If my training was this interesting. I'd never complain.

    • @Justin_Taylor
      @Justin_Taylor  2 месяца назад +43

      You can only get interrupted by Tina so many times before you start to lose it.

  • @MattWeser
    @MattWeser Месяц назад +30

    I always loved the insider threat training, which basically would say, "If your coworker shows up suddenly at work with a new Rolex, he's probably a communist agent".

  • @KaskaCoffin
    @KaskaCoffin 2 месяца назад +77

    I did this overseas and was floored that nobody else thought it was utterly insane for cyber security training lmao. I had a fun time doing it though!

  • @kuroshine
    @kuroshine 2 месяца назад +54

    This is a fever dream and a reminder that somones Cyberawareness training is overdue

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 Месяц назад +30

    Jeff is behind this all? I should probably go tell Jeff.

  • @matthiaspfisterer2066
    @matthiaspfisterer2066 2 месяца назад +19

    "Marty The Overweight Hologram" hit me like a hammer. Thanks a lot for the laugh - had desperately needed one today.

  • @Aether-Entropy
    @Aether-Entropy Месяц назад +8

    This made me laugh way harder than it should of, probably because I'm an autistic schizoid who would hyper analyze this exact type of test. I love it, thanks.

  • @sam8742
    @sam8742 Месяц назад +27

    Slandering wiki leaks is wild lol

    • @svenrawandreloaded
      @svenrawandreloaded Месяц назад +7

      it's made by the intelligence community what did you expect lol

    • @ryanrobison8973
      @ryanrobison8973 20 дней назад

      Wiki leaks caused the drone genocide because cybersecurity

  • @RastaWaffles
    @RastaWaffles 2 месяца назад +10

    The ability to not laugh at your own jokes is crazy, because i was dying the whole time! I never thought I'd see that video again.

  • @DylanClements98
    @DylanClements98 Месяц назад +4

    Jesus Christ they’re doing psyops to remind me to do my annual cyber awareness training now?

  • @jimmyd142
    @jimmyd142 2 месяца назад +8

    Justin hits us with the GI rendering, uncanny valley of retro futures.

  • @DarkVeghetta
    @DarkVeghetta Месяц назад +3

    'I found this CD. Is it yours?'
    IMMEDIATELY REPORTED!
    The tism' required to make this unhinged series of events that pretends to be a gameified evaluation leads me to believe whoever did make it is a regular /pol/ poster.

  • @TheLegendaryHacker
    @TheLegendaryHacker Месяц назад +7

    Not gonna lie the UI is giving me serious 2000s arcade machine vibes. Like seriously, look up some Half Life Survivor gameplay and you'll see what I mean

  • @discount724
    @discount724 Месяц назад +7

    Being hyperfocused on the wood pattern is actually so real bro

  • @zeanamush
    @zeanamush Месяц назад +3

    This has 90's FMV Adventure game energy that I am all here for.

  • @DarkVeghetta
    @DarkVeghetta Месяц назад

    With a title like this, how could I not immediately click to satisfy my curiosity?

  • @Wooksley
    @Wooksley Месяц назад +1

    After watching this video I suddenly feel like re-watching Stein’s Gate for the 4th time just as a palette cleanser.

  • @clydedopheide1033
    @clydedopheide1033 Месяц назад +3

    I just had to do this a few days ago!😂

  • @johnwalsh9839
    @johnwalsh9839 Месяц назад

    Collab with @mandaloregaming needed on next govt training game

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity Месяц назад +2

    You are the obviously Jeff. What does this mean

  • @MarechalDaedalus
    @MarechalDaedalus 24 дня назад

    Thank you for giving these military training software things the roasting they deserve. I never thought I would see this on the internet. They made us go through hours of this trash in the Marines. By the time I had been through a few of them, I would have killed to just have a normal boring lecture or a Power Point presentation from a real human. Somehow I remembered this specific one after not thinking about it at all for years. I think my brain tried to dump the memory and didn't quite succeed.

  • @BeansWorld-v3e
    @BeansWorld-v3e 2 месяца назад +2

    This guys narcing us out 😂

  • @Jish1695
    @Jish1695 Месяц назад +1

    How have I been conned into watching a video on cyber awareness training on my weekend
    Also, I know you were an officer, but you should check out the NCO DLC online training we had to do before they discontinued it. It's another schizo RPG "game"

  • @ashnazgthrakatulukii1165
    @ashnazgthrakatulukii1165 Месяц назад +3

    Why I feel like Marty is actually a guy who has stolen your data while you were listening to his fairytales?
    This looks like those guys "from the bank" that tell you about how your deposit have been hacked & you need to place your money on another man's bank account😅

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta Месяц назад

      Apparently, when an email tells you it's from the future, the government wants you to take it seriously, instead of reporting it to Justin like everything else vaguely suspicious.
      Also, 13:18 basically reads/sounds like 'Remember, though, this doesn't mean we're going to give you any bonuses or recognition.'

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 Месяц назад

      Yeah, he reminds me of the "X needs your parents' credit card number!" guy.

  • @randydinglehopper62
    @randydinglehopper62 Месяц назад

    Great channel, great content, more views now

  • @benmcreynolds8581
    @benmcreynolds8581 Месяц назад

    (Wow look at what the UK gov is now doing?) Their Government has terribly failed to understand what would be a good way to handle this situation? How has it become such an awful thing nowadays to even mention the thought of considering (that it might be a good idea to calm down on immigration and "asylum seekers" once a nation starts to CLEARLY see issues. Such as, the people born & raised there are deeply struggling to get by but no one is doing anything about it. While at the same time seeing that their nation is providing anyone who shows up from somewhere else with whatever amenities that they need to get by. All while those individuals aren't required to work. Where the people who were born & raised here in no way get similar treatment. In fact they get the gross opposite type of treatment as that and the government thinks nothing will come from that? That someone could only be frustrated by that if they are racist? That is where the UK government and the American government are terribly wrong)
    People are frustrated with how much they struggle to get by nowadays.
    Sidenote related to current UK & American refugee situations. Anyone on any side should be arrested if they break the law, that shouldn't even have to be said? This isn't all about "racism" the UK people have been multicultural forever. The American people have been multicultural forever as well. This is the government failing so much & now they are hyper focusing on these hot button talking points, arresting people for social media comments? They should have come out and made it clear that they will treat anyone from any side with equal response if that person breaks the law but they didn't do that. They have instead come out and publicly stated that they are only considering one side as the bad guys and will only punish one side. How do they think that won't create WAY more division than what little might already have existed??

  • @vinnsterpj
    @vinnsterpj 2 месяца назад +4

    swag

  • @DOAM1234
    @DOAM1234 2 месяца назад +2

    hey wait no so what SHOULD I do for my tinder profile picture?

    • @Justin_Taylor
      @Justin_Taylor  2 месяца назад +10

      @@DOAM1234 picture of you holding a dead animal wearing a shirt from your frat

    • @Adventeuan
      @Adventeuan Месяц назад +1

      You sitting by a Gunship with a Javelin in hand and a dead hog in the other

  • @bobbertbobberson6725
    @bobbertbobberson6725 6 дней назад

    Lore drop. A new one released recently

  • @Palmtop_User
    @Palmtop_User Месяц назад +1

    Why is his OS windows 7

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta Месяц назад +1

      The only sane choice made in this gameified exam.

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 Месяц назад +1

      Because it takes place in 2013.

  • @haz4dc394
    @haz4dc394 6 дней назад

    This is so funny

  • @TY057
    @TY057 2 месяца назад

    nice

  • @Swaggenstein
    @Swaggenstein 5 дней назад

    1:24
    Sooo… Gordon Freeman’s brother, Jerry?

  • @satanxarxes
    @satanxarxes 2 месяца назад +36

    You gotta do a video on DLC next, that shit was unhinged

    • @TJbrena
      @TJbrena 2 месяца назад +20

      DLC2 is nuts for having you walk in on 2 SPCs doing it in a Conex and then giving you the option to try and make it a 3-way, which is an instant fail-state for that lesson

    • @ribosoman593
      @ribosoman593 Месяц назад

      Now now boys, in the minuscule chance that you are still here, you need to put more context for us non US military chumps

    • @playyourturntodieatvgperson
      @playyourturntodieatvgperson Месяц назад +8

      @@TJbrena im sorrywhat

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta Месяц назад +1

      @@TJbrena What, the actual, fuck?!

  • @israel-eo
    @israel-eo 2 месяца назад +16

    I could swear a VPN ad was coming when you started explaining what HTTP is...

    • @Justin_Taylor
      @Justin_Taylor  Месяц назад +14

      Dude even when I was watching this back myself my brain automatically said "Oh great here comes a NordVPN commercial"

    • @israel-eo
      @israel-eo Месяц назад +7

      @@Justin_Taylor Send this video to them and they might sponsor you. Unfortunately, not everyone has a Jeff to protect them.

  • @maximvsrivero1596
    @maximvsrivero1596 Месяц назад +6

    Gonna push this out in the command chat to redo their cyber security training with the video.

    • @Justin_Taylor
      @Justin_Taylor  Месяц назад +6

      Watching this actually counts as the pretest and I'll email you the cert directly.

  • @jamesmcpherson8599
    @jamesmcpherson8599 2 месяца назад +8

    Always been saying we need more shizophrenia in government

  • @jesserobinson20
    @jesserobinson20 Месяц назад +4

    Am I the only one who noticed Jeff looks like Justin?

  • @blanketfortressofsolitude5270
    @blanketfortressofsolitude5270 2 месяца назад +10

    I like to think of it as a spin off of Command and Conquer.

  • @racoonnewsnetwork8147
    @racoonnewsnetwork8147 Месяц назад +3

    As an autistic man. You summed up the internal dialogue pretty well

  • @gamagama69
    @gamagama69 Месяц назад +3

    8:01 thats abt right. although most sites dont even give u the option to request an http site now cuz thats kinda just a best practice thing to not enable. i think what ur thinking of is vpn tunneling and other secure protocols, and https can run a lot of different traffic, like most webservices run through https rather than dedicated protocols just to ensure its not blocked by port filtering ccuz by default http and https are enabled on pretty much all routers. these all need their own kinda sub-protocols (example being youtube and netflix and most other streaming services using dash to serve video) to be https compatible, but the end result is the same: http is not encrypted and https is encrypted
    also this p funny

  • @bookworm3715
    @bookworm3715 2 месяца назад +5

    This is hilarious

  • @AlexanderGee
    @AlexanderGee Месяц назад +4

    "And we are teleporred home by a blinding white matrix of blue squares." this killed me

  • @luciazazel2683
    @luciazazel2683 Месяц назад +3

    I love that this just turned into ForgottenLanguages around 13:45 (one hell of a rabbit hole if you have time for it).

  • @thealkymyst
    @thealkymyst Месяц назад +1

    I need a job where I can have women arrested for trying to talk to me! Where do I enlist?

  • @CharliMorganMusic
    @CharliMorganMusic Месяц назад +1

    This is amazing.

  • @DocYagami
    @DocYagami 2 месяца назад +6

    The ad placement, amazing. 👏

  • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
    @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 Месяц назад +1

    12:12 They actually used that stock image in the training video? That's hilarious

    • @TheSuspectOnFoot
      @TheSuspectOnFoot Месяц назад

      A news agency using a stock image like that is honestly the most realistic part of this whole thing.

  • @Flamtion
    @Flamtion 2 месяца назад +3

    Love the mustache, I was the late bloomer when it came to facial hair.

    • @Swaggenstein
      @Swaggenstein 5 дней назад

      Started growing a mustache at 13 here

  • @sunalwaysshinesonTVs
    @sunalwaysshinesonTVs 8 дней назад

    LOL! WTF, was that a (most excellent) summary of an actual cybersecurity training modual for military personal?

  • @FaelixDrakes
    @FaelixDrakes Месяц назад

    Marty... Time travel...
    The government recognizes a strange form of Back to the Future as canon.
    Noted.
    Edit: Posted before actually reading the video description, I never said I was smart.

  • @freedomfalcon
    @freedomfalcon 25 дней назад

    I've been out for years and somehow they got me to watch this training AGAIN. Lots of memories of drill weekend.

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken 16 дней назад

    12:44 So, um, the future was jeopardized by two women….. seems legit!

  • @cbdy1358
    @cbdy1358 2 месяца назад +1

    This is too relatable 😂

  • @jesserobinson20
    @jesserobinson20 Месяц назад

    Am I the only one who noticed Jeff looks like Justin?

  • @fynnhuttersen6507
    @fynnhuttersen6507 Месяц назад +1

    Honestly one of the most unhinged things i have seen in a long while. Who even came up with this insanity?

  • @rocko7711
    @rocko7711 2 месяца назад +1

    🤣😂

  • @VenturiLife
    @VenturiLife Месяц назад

    Can confirm, that is a real cubicle.

  • @BlumpkinSpiceLatte
    @BlumpkinSpiceLatte Месяц назад

    Dude the subject matter of the video is funny but what really seals the deal is your delivery. 10/10

  • @rocko7711
    @rocko7711 2 месяца назад

    🪖❤️