Two Minutes to Late Night: Start Today S01 E04

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • MEAN MANGOES! Hard Melissa's got her own morning talk show and War on Women is her house band! Melissa sits down with rapper Miss Eaves to ask her questions using rude RUclips comments left on her videos. Plus Brann Dailor from Mastodon getting pestered some guy named Frank? This episode is bananas.
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    This is the fourth of eight new full-length episodes to be released in 2018 thanks to our amazing Patreon supporters. Please check out our Patreon If you'd like to see a second season in 2019 (or just your name in the credits). / 2m2ln
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    Created by Jordan Olds and Drew Kaufman
    Written by Jordan Olds, Drew Kaufman, Katie Rose Leon, Lucie Steiner, Emily Panic and Jeremy Hammond
    Produced by Desiree Akyurek
    Directed by Drew Kaufman
    Music by War on Women

Комментарии • 147

  • @TwoMinutesToLateNight
    @TwoMinutesToLateNight  4 года назад +3

    Please support our friends by donating to our newly redone Patreon at www.honorableswords.com. All of the money we receive is used to pay our talent!

  • @CobyBassett
    @CobyBassett 6 лет назад +54

    I think I'm in love with Hard Melissa.

    • @mrsimonb3
      @mrsimonb3 4 года назад +5

      sorry mate she's married to the white half of Run The Jewels

    • @CobyBassett
      @CobyBassett 4 года назад +6

      @@mrsimonb3 I don't know what that is but I appreciate the heads-up! I'm going to to try waiting it out.

    • @jaimedeleon1194
      @jaimedeleon1194 Год назад +4

      @@mrsimonb3 May her and El-P live long and happily ever after

  • @flintmech
    @flintmech 6 лет назад +93

    I was definitely confused and scared when I didn't see Mutoid Man but this was a great episode. Hard Melissa kicks ass.

  • @philipb3030
    @philipb3030 6 лет назад +37

    The punisher skit blew my mind. Considering I think the last time the did punisher was 2 years ago. Plus it is so crazy seeing Jordan without makeup

  • @mlewis3871
    @mlewis3871 6 лет назад +47

    That Chelsea Wolfe cameo blew my mind.

  • @JoshTheBassist
    @JoshTheBassist 6 лет назад +6

    I love this show so much. It's so thick in the 'details' that I have to explain it to other people. Please don't change.

  • @blackphillip8486
    @blackphillip8486 6 лет назад +13

    HARD MELISSA?!? THE STEINBAG WITH A SWORD?!? THE PUNISHER?!? THIS ROCKS!!!!! 💀💀💀

  • @stephaniekibbe
    @stephaniekibbe 6 лет назад +7

    Omg I love Miss Eaves!
    I'm so happy I randomly ended up at the taping on Tuesday. This shit is hilarious and I'm getting all of my friends into this immediately.

  • @curtyct5389
    @curtyct5389 4 года назад +5

    I love the prop department has one earth crisis shirt

  • @locosychocrazy1
    @locosychocrazy1 6 лет назад +6

    The Punisher part was so funny. hahaha

  • @aarondooley6543
    @aarondooley6543 Год назад

    I love this show. This is my favorite thing in the whole world right now!

  • @lilisey
    @lilisey 6 лет назад +5

    This is the best way to start a Monday. I almost choked on my coffee when Lucie started swinging around a sword.

  • @lisadavis7336
    @lisadavis7336 4 года назад +4

    I swear the lead singer of War on Women with the green hair is a dead ringer for Conan's assistant Sona and also has a amazing voice and band backing!

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing about 20, 25 minutes ago while watching this ep for the first time. SO SONAesque.

  • @realoleg
    @realoleg 6 лет назад +25

    Emo guy is so cool

  • @antdujar
    @antdujar 3 года назад +2

    Loved that punisher skit haha, especially seeing him interview Bran of Mastodon haha

  • @ilovesecretagents
    @ilovesecretagents 6 лет назад +9

    But what's the weather like at Danzigs house?

  • @SSSC55
    @SSSC55 6 лет назад +10

    Personal favorite episode since the Baizley pilot. 2005 scene guy rips btw

    • @lukemcguire6363
      @lukemcguire6363 3 года назад

      Exactly this was so good and scene kid was so damn funny

  • @D-A-K
    @D-A-K 6 лет назад +3

    Thanks now I'm walking around work all day going "JajajajajajaJOW! Hard Melissa!"

  • @bobunitone
    @bobunitone 6 лет назад +21

    More Frank Castle gear talk! 2005 scene kid too.

    • @lukemcguire6363
      @lukemcguire6363 3 года назад

      05 scene kid was genius and the dude that did the part was amazing

  • @christianacker3543
    @christianacker3543 3 года назад +2

    What rock have I been under? Discovering you guys in 2021. Amazing!

    • @almost.sweettalk.caffeine
      @almost.sweettalk.caffeine 2 года назад

      Same here but it’s 2022 and I’m amazed this series doesn’t have more recognition

  • @DeadBeatX
    @DeadBeatX 6 лет назад +2

    I can't wait for more episodes, great fucking work guys.

  • @whylekat
    @whylekat 6 лет назад +4

    absolutely incredible

  • @fratertater6130
    @fratertater6130 6 лет назад +9

    Hard Melissa is the BEST!!!

    • @simonstruosus
      @simonstruosus 2 года назад

      How? Not even one funny line. How do you find that funny I wonder?

  • @tmorris11022
    @tmorris11022 6 лет назад +6

    BEST WAY TO START A MONDAY!

  • @johnjeziorski461
    @johnjeziorski461 6 лет назад +8

    Bassist rocking a Homeless Gospel Choir pack? Rad.

  • @nicolemia687
    @nicolemia687 4 года назад

    I'm laughing so hard at work that people are staring. Good job.

  • @bioniclefan1
    @bioniclefan1 6 лет назад +23

    That Dark Horse cover was lit.

  • @TheLuckymod13
    @TheLuckymod13 6 лет назад +10

    What What. Was that Chelsea Wolfe for real? Did not expect that.

  • @GeoffBernard
    @GeoffBernard Год назад

    I soooooooo wish they bring this show back. Watched every episode a few times. It's like my fav Netfilix show is never gonna be wat it used to be ;(

  • @thedarintino
    @thedarintino Год назад

    Hard Melissa needs her own movie!

  • @ecscottindiana
    @ecscottindiana 4 года назад

    what an incredible episode. Fuckin' youtube not fucking showing me this FUCKIN GOLD until 2 years later i found it through the cover songs series.

  • @Sabocat
    @Sabocat 5 лет назад +1

    Hard Melissa AND War on Women. Perfect!

  • @robinflick5516
    @robinflick5516 6 лет назад +6

    Yes!!!!

  • @swr3603
    @swr3603 6 лет назад +4

    holee shit this show is so well written

  • @joeyclemenza7339
    @joeyclemenza7339 3 года назад

    HORSE the Band reference?! 😂😂😂 thats a throwback

  • @blackholeCÚNT
    @blackholeCÚNT 6 лет назад +6

    When Hard Melissa asked Miss Eaves to explain irony I thought someone was gonna sing Alanis Morissette's Ironic...

  • @lukemcguire6363
    @lukemcguire6363 3 года назад

    This episode is as good as all the others and better than some. I cant pick a favorite but this one is so damn good.

  • @ThriftyPictures
    @ThriftyPictures 6 лет назад +5

    More of this!

  • @capsjukebox
    @capsjukebox 4 года назад +1

    Why is 2M2LN not an adult swim regular series?

  • @TheMedicMedic
    @TheMedicMedic 6 лет назад +6

    Hard Melissa is everything! My dog is dressing up as her this Halloween.

  • @Blusmbl
    @Blusmbl 6 лет назад +10

    The more times I watch this, the better it gets. Jordan has Charlie Day levels of acting ability.

  • @matthewgleeson2594
    @matthewgleeson2594 4 года назад +1

    Hard Melissa is my favorite late night host EVER!!!

  • @TheVelvetUnderdog
    @TheVelvetUnderdog 6 лет назад +18

    Re: the last podcast episode and that dead bloke in the toilet... why all the shade towards Sleep? What'd they ever do to you? Matt Pike needs the supplementary income to pay for all those drunk tattoo sessions.
    ALSO, Hard Melissa as permanent co-host.

    • @analog_hotdog
      @analog_hotdog 6 лет назад +10

      Velvet Underdog dude in the Sleep shirt is our camera guy Rob and that's just what he wore that day. No deeper meaning... or is there???

    • @BiscuitGeoff
      @BiscuitGeoff 6 лет назад +8

      They’re in the pocket of Big Shirt!

    • @lukemcguire6363
      @lukemcguire6363 3 года назад

      Hahahaha

  • @snugtron
    @snugtron 6 лет назад +5

    HONORABLE SWORDS!!!!!!

  • @Fafafohi
    @Fafafohi Год назад

    They really get a lot of mileage out of that Earth Crisis shirt 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelm8265
    @michaelm8265 4 года назад +1

    Wow! This one was fire!

  • @FORTUNEANDFAILURE
    @FORTUNEANDFAILURE 6 лет назад +2

    god i love this

  • @joeydiazjr809
    @joeydiazjr809 6 лет назад +4

    10’s ACROSS THE BOARD

  • @justinsvs
    @justinsvs 6 лет назад +1

    "MARIA!!!! NO!!" haha

  • @conblurgh
    @conblurgh 6 лет назад +1

    Fuck, I've been saying Heart Melissa this whole time. FUCK!

  • @Cremation93
    @Cremation93 6 лет назад +5

    I just lost my shit from the Chelsea Wolfe cameo

  • @billepperson2662
    @billepperson2662 3 месяца назад

    "If I didn't have to go to social studies, I could get the fuck out of this dying town..."

  • @Sup3rS4t4n
    @Sup3rS4t4n 6 лет назад +30

    #HardMelissa4eva

  • @erickcruz9950
    @erickcruz9950 3 года назад +1

    2005 scene kid is the best thing ever

  • @lukemcguire6363
    @lukemcguire6363 3 года назад

    1:56 that cut away cracked me up bad for some reason

  • @leonfaithbreaker6663
    @leonfaithbreaker6663 3 года назад

    Crucial! Need more, don't forget your roots kid.

  • @lukemcguire6363
    @lukemcguire6363 3 года назад

    "If ya hold yer breath in the dark ya cant die."

  • @ninety_three_93
    @ninety_three_93 6 лет назад +4

    Hard Melissa!!!

  • @joshpayne463
    @joshpayne463 6 лет назад +3

    Hard Mellissa! She's got brutal one liners and a tongue that's sharper than a beer bottle in a barfight. Or some shit. I dont fackin care.

  • @afxmnstr
    @afxmnstr 3 года назад

    I spat my water out when the punisher screamed Maria.

  • @coryzuhlsdorf3770
    @coryzuhlsdorf3770 6 лет назад +8

    The only thing that would have made this better is Brann Dailor playing with Mutoid Man. But this was the best episode yet.

  • @Ecclesiastes11718
    @Ecclesiastes11718 2 года назад

    dude with the wig was hilarious

  • @MetalTrenches
    @MetalTrenches 6 лет назад +8

    Welp...

  • @haxenheimer9707
    @haxenheimer9707 6 лет назад +4

    Toads trve, y'all.
    Toads trve.

  • @folkandyeyo6570
    @folkandyeyo6570 5 лет назад +1

    that awkward moment when you realize you was totally like 2005 in 2005 and i still love elizabeth sherman and hopesfall satellite years, ups!

  • @Frank-zs1wk
    @Frank-zs1wk 6 лет назад +1

    fuck yeah!

  • @JohnDoe-kp6hf
    @JohnDoe-kp6hf 5 лет назад +1

    Wandering Ronin 😂😂😂

  • @KREMDemiK82
    @KREMDemiK82 4 года назад +1

    El and Emily are best power couple ever. There I said it! After seeming her on Netflix I knew my fav rapper producer would marry someone funny w his humor. But Jaime might be outmatched during quarantine fever. Haha. Jkjk. Much love from Jersey!

  • @christopher2327
    @christopher2327 2 года назад

    Hard Melissa is the best

  • @peterkotowich
    @peterkotowich 5 лет назад +1

    MOREMOREMORE

  • @lpetta725
    @lpetta725 6 лет назад +2

    So Frank is definitely Gwarsenio lol

  • @themonsterodub
    @themonsterodub 6 лет назад +3

    The real steinbag 😤

  • @furan
    @furan 6 лет назад +6

    More Hard Melissa RUclips comment band interviews pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

  • @RockMetal120
    @RockMetal120 5 лет назад

    13:28 I'm crying :D

  • @buckfuttler2877
    @buckfuttler2877 4 года назад +1

    Hahd Melissa!

  • @sockischist
    @sockischist 5 лет назад +1

    Episode 1-3 ?

  • @deloriablackwolf1251
    @deloriablackwolf1251 6 лет назад +6

    The band leader looks like Conan O Brian's personal assistant.

  • @rmgy5349
    @rmgy5349 6 лет назад +2

    hahahhahah cool episode ! Shit got on fire when miss eaves join war on women they totally rock that place !!! the crowd should had be standing, I mean is a rock show but whatever, would be great if you do colaborations like that more often

  • @90semohardcoreshirts48
    @90semohardcoreshirts48 4 года назад

    Waited 28 minutes to hear Start today...

  • @KREMDemiK82
    @KREMDemiK82 4 года назад

    Leah is so nervous her voice trembling

  • @BurningBeard22
    @BurningBeard22 6 лет назад +2

    Frank looks a lot like Gwarsenio...hmmm....must be just me.

  • @Jimdidit
    @Jimdidit 4 года назад

    Hard Melissa 4 Life

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 4 года назад

    21:10
    MARIA!!

  • @joshuarowlett7770
    @joshuarowlett7770 Год назад

    Comment for the algorithm

  • @cliffevans2315
    @cliffevans2315 6 лет назад +4

    Needs more hardstyling.

  • @KREMDemiK82
    @KREMDemiK82 4 года назад

    I’m here after hearing el-p and thought I’d check his wife’s channel out being I’d only seen 2018 interview w Barb Brixton Fashion Chick character w RTJ. I need help! Not healthy but this is funny as fuk

  • @GabdaG
    @GabdaG 5 лет назад

    Soulseek still works

  • @90semohardcoreshirts48
    @90semohardcoreshirts48 4 года назад

    Why is Hard Melissa noch called HaRd MiliTia?

  • @jordanjohnson321
    @jordanjohnson321 6 лет назад +1

    this makes me want to attend church and I don't consider myself Christian

  • @satanicobo
    @satanicobo 4 года назад +1

    que pedo con yosStop

  • @Janine.Najarian
    @Janine.Najarian 4 года назад

    Miss Eaves is the coolest person in the world.

  • @tigerjohns0n
    @tigerjohns0n 6 лет назад +5

    This show is awesome I love hard Melissa. War on women sounds like they just started learning their instruments

    • @TwoMinutesToLateNight
      @TwoMinutesToLateNight  6 лет назад +24

      Your username sounds like you're a white guy that teaches Taewondo

    • @joeydiazjr809
      @joeydiazjr809 6 лет назад +1

      2sacks1 uhhh Brodsky was clearly there in two scenes.

  • @nickvitou
    @nickvitou 9 месяцев назад

    This is TERRIBLE

  • @Reprodestruxion
    @Reprodestruxion 5 лет назад

    I prefer Post punk and shoegaze, so what am I doing here? Punk rock and metal chicks , am I right?

  • @anacarolinarumsey7092
    @anacarolinarumsey7092 6 лет назад +1

    be Hard Melissa is so easy.

  • @TeamStevers
    @TeamStevers 6 лет назад +2

    It’s my friends hat? She is awkward and lives in a bubble

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 лет назад +1

    Are we really gunna glaze over that the guest is made fun of for being so drenched in irony, doesn't know what the word means, and actually looks it up. Wowzers, you really can't write that level of delusion.

  • @2overseer
    @2overseer 4 года назад

    It would be so much better without the hee haw fake character nonsense.

    • @jeremyshewell2445
      @jeremyshewell2445 4 года назад

      Good point.But I kinda like the heehaw nonsense.🤷‍♂️

  • @christophersteenson5548
    @christophersteenson5548 5 лет назад

    This show should just be presented by Hard Melissa. So much better

  • @theaspiration
    @theaspiration 6 лет назад +2

    God damn. I wanna like this episode so bad but, unlike the rest of the episodes, it feels so damn forced. It's not fun realizing you can't get into something that has so many of your favorite bands, musicians and characters involved. Hard Melissa, great character. War on women, cool band with a legit reason for existing. Gwarsenio appears to be the only person in the episode who isn't trying too hard.
    Dont get me wrong, I'll still watch anything this show puts out. But I really hope it has the same feel the first 3-4 episodes do. Witty, snarky and smooth.

    • @theaspiration
      @theaspiration 6 лет назад +4

      The punisher sketch was rad tho and damn funny

    • @skipslastride
      @skipslastride 6 лет назад +3

      I'm with you. Hard Melissa is a great character, and a frighteningly accurate portrayal of some of my acquaintances. 😂 But better as the side character. Also, hard pass on the band, sorry not sorry. Lastly, bring on all the Punisher bits possible!

    • @theaspiration
      @theaspiration 6 лет назад

      skipslastride glad I'm not the only one who thought so. I fucking love this show and everyone involved in one aspect or another and was very bummed to see such an obvious departure in tone.
      I'm hoping that since it was a spin off style episode that it'll regain all previous momentum. I'd love to see another Poser Cops skit

    • @analog_hotdog
      @analog_hotdog 6 лет назад +9

      Hey I am very grateful that you two like the show so I don't want to you to think I am coming for your heads. We make this show ourselves. Gwarsenio, me, Katie, Jeremy, Lucie, and Hard Melissa. That's it as far as writing and tone and all that direction stuff. We don't have a network giving us notes. We don't have any rich producer giving us money and feedback (but we do have a lot of incredible patreon subscribers who give us money and that's so much more valuable to me). This is easily our mutual favorite episode so far because it's such a fun departure from our usual schtick. We could have made eight episodes exactly like the other ones but this was a way to flex our writing muscles and have a good time. I don't want you to feel bad that you didn't like it--that's totally fair. People like what they like and I think you will really enjoy the next three episodes with Mutoid Man which we've already shot. We're fucking hyped on them. I hope you folks stick around for those new eps and have a good ass time.
      However, we all fucking love War On Women. We would never, ever work with a band or musician we aren't humongous fans of. That shit I don't take lightly. You don't have to love them, but they drove all the way up from Maryland, killed their lines, murdered their music, and fucking made us really happy. And our actors didn't "try too hard," they're actors playing a fake character, just like everyone on our stage does. We're not some huge network show like Conan. We're a bunch of DIY punk comedians who lose days of sleep at a time to make this passion project for free on the internet and we read every single comment. If you didn't diss the band, or our amazing actors who we love dearly, I might not have said anything at all, but will always defend anyone who we ask to be a part of our show because they FUCKING RULE HARD. Again, I truly hope you like the next episodes and I'm sorry this one made you feel like an outsider.

    • @skipslastride
      @skipslastride 6 лет назад +2

      Please don't misunderstand, everything you've done has made me laugh so hard. And part of why it's all so great is that you're all doing it yourself. None of that goes unnoticed. Certainly never meant to hate on anyone.