Our DM makes our party roll percentile dice to communicate with a god, and we have a ten percent chance. Our ranger makes EVERY roll, so she has a goddess who basically wants to have her babies by this point, but my sorcerer CONSTANTLY fails rolls, so now the DM quotes the "You again? Give it a REST buddy!" vine every time I try to pray.
@@epochii2756 Believe it or not, she actually did! A few days ago while we were playing she was put into a magical death coma and got to hang out with the goddess, and while the rest of the party was (and still is) frantically trying to wake her up, she got the Divine Fuck. :)
You say that but my friend playing a barbarian ignored three in a row, which were caused by running past multiple invisible panthers trying to attack her
i got a nat20 once on a dex save and my ranger basically just did a triple backflip over a part of a spike trap and then surfed on a broken piece of wood over the rest of it, while snagging a bit of the top of a spike, gaining like a dagger. I was really lucky that day lol
"Alright I'm gonna need you all to roll but I'm not gonna tell you what it's for" you better watch out you betTER WATCH OUT you _BETTER WATCH OUT_ *_YOU BETTER WAT_*
Our party in town *Vendor pulls druid aside*: I have potions! Lotions! And everything inbetween! Druid *intrigued*: Oooh, I would like the inbetweens Vendor: *Flashes interesting looking item* Only 40 gold pieces! Druid: Gold? Pieces? Vendor: Yes, money. Druid: Money? I don't have use for money in the wilds Vendor: you don't have any thing? Druid: *goes through bag and takes out 100 gold pieces* I only have these shiny trinkets. Is this ok? Vendor: *pretends to be disappointed* Well shiny trinkets isn't really what i'm looking for but i guess 100 would- Warrior drags Druid away: WTF Daris? Why were you going to give him all your gold? Druid: Gold? These are just some shiny trinkets i found in my travels Warrior: Oj...you're killing me Druid: Oh no! I wish not to kill you, friend!
xWinterWolfx7 My friend and I did this at a sleepover to piss off our DM. They proceeded to chase us around the house with a knife, but it was worth it.
The fire is so true. My warlock started a cult with dark magic at a bar and then subsequently burned down the tavern because someone tried to poison her friend’s drink.
rolling a Nat 1 on a stealth check is hilarious. "alright, i'm.. gonna sneak behind this guy" "k, what'd you roll?" "Nat 1" "..so, you attempt to sneak behind him and he just.. turns around and is like, 'WHAT THE HECK' then he grabs you, and pins you against the wall." "oof" everyone at the table: *sigh*
2:57 Playing a Ranger character with a Kuben Blisk/Ulysses Klaue type Afrikaans accent (that occasionally slips more into Australian), I find this very relatable.
As an Australian who had no idea Blisk and Klaue were supposed to have an Afrikaans accent until he was told they were african, I find your comment very relatable XD
That was pretty much our party when we played Predation. Got attacked by 10 bambi raptors....instead of fighting we all suddenly started to catch them. As well as our companions. Though the one guy almost killed his own companion by accident.
Hey guys! Thanks so much for the love and criticism! I finally learned how to spell “Rogue” thanks to you guys lmao. But for real, I originally just made this for my friends and stuff to share with them better and I never expected so many people to watch and like it! My next times uploading will hopefully have less typos, but it would be super off brand of me to have no typos at all lol. ♥️ Thanks again!
I'm a DM trying to start with a new party composed of my brother's friends who have never played before, and I intend to use vine comps like this to introduce concepts like alignment. This will be a fine addition to my collection.
Lemme explain the start of my current session: We fought a Demigorgon, I got decapitated, my friend threw a bucket at it, and the only hit we got was a sickle to its kneecap We went to hell, one guy found a monkey orc demon screeching at him, he retreated, We found an underworld ferryman, went to a rocky landmass North is a camp, west a fucking demonic castle, I’ll add on after our next session on Thursday
I got my party attached to a little girl I created as an NPC. She got a cut and everything went crazy. They went overprotective parents on her. It was amazing! 😂 I just sat there and laughed.
Hey yall, I've been playing DnD with some close friends recently and my DM is getting pissed at me cuz I struggle when things don't go the way I envisioned them to. My other party members are terrible at role play and they dont really put an effort into group planning and it all falls on my shoulders. Obviously I should stop expecting things to go a certain way, but does anybody have any advice as to how I can improve my group's situation?
Hey love! I’m so sorry that you are going through this! First of all, your DM shouldn’t get mad at you for struggling a little bit at improvisation. I think that sometimes We as DM’s forget that we all do D&D for FUN and that it actually a GAME! You should be able to have fun and not be scared of not knowing things. I would talk one-on-one with your DM about how you feel and possibly ask for tips on what can help you, as a player, get more comfortable with unplanned or unexpected situations. As for your group, if you aren’t having fun, talk to your party before or after your next session with your concerns and problems and try to get a conversation going about it. If nothing seems to change, talk to your DM privately and try to sort it out. If it still doesn’t work, take a polite step away and maybe look for a new group. There are amazing resources online for finding an online group that will want to play! The failures of your party and the struggles of session-planning shouldn’t be resting on your shoulders and it isn’t fair to you. I hope this helps and I wish you the best.
0:48 reminds me of earlier this week when our party recruited a former cultist that is now part of the party. Now our dm is god and a fighter cultist 😂
I choose to pickpocket Quinn (me) What?! I thought we were friends! Nah fuck that you just finished a raid! I need money! Bitch! Ay yo Mitch (DM) can he do that?! I guess... Yeah! (Rolls) 20! (Throws chair aside) mothERFU-
Does anyone have a link to the one at 2:24 Im making a vine comp for my party and theres this magic scarecrow that can and has killed party members that keeps showing up and i need that vine for that reason lmao
I'm American and I know how to spell rogue. I was wondering why the video had it as rouge. I cannot speak for all American's though. Most make me wonder how my country became a world power.
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Our DM makes our party roll percentile dice to communicate with a god, and we have a ten percent chance. Our ranger makes EVERY roll, so she has a goddess who basically wants to have her babies by this point, but my sorcerer CONSTANTLY fails rolls, so now the DM quotes the "You again? Give it a REST buddy!" vine every time I try to pray.
So what you're saying is that if the ranger allows the god to fuck her, he will divine intervention all of her attacks to be nat 20s.
Liu i wanna see some ranger on god action
@@persephonehades7547* goddess
Liu keep us updated on if the ranger gets the goddesses Divine fuck
@@epochii2756 Believe it or not, she actually did! A few days ago while we were playing she was put into a magical death coma and got to hang out with the goddess, and while the rest of the party was (and still is) frantically trying to wake her up, she got the Divine Fuck. :)
As the DM of my group, I relate so hard to the DM ones. Especially the one with the “character made in 0.00006 seconds”.
There is nothing scarier than the Dm saying "hey I'm gonna need you to roll a Dex save"
"Everyone make an intelligence save"
You say that but my friend playing a barbarian ignored three in a row, which were caused by running past multiple invisible panthers trying to attack her
When you see the DM roll something in an otherwise innocent scene. Nothing gets my paranoia up quicker!
i got a nat20 once on a dex save and my ranger basically just did a triple backflip over a part of a spike trap and then surfed on a broken piece of wood over the rest of it, while snagging a bit of the top of a spike, gaining like a dagger. I was really lucky that day lol
“Hey, what’s your passive perception?”
"Alright I'm gonna need you all to roll but I'm not gonna tell you what it's for"
you better watch out you betTER WATCH OUT you _BETTER WATCH OUT_ *_YOU BETTER WAT_*
dm: ok everyone roll perception
*stress 99%*
Wheres the 1% going too
Steve Neiman II fear
2 8 S T A B W O U N D S
"Hey what's your AC again?"
*Wizard begins sweating profusely*
Our party in town
*Vendor pulls druid aside*: I have potions! Lotions! And everything inbetween!
Druid *intrigued*: Oooh, I would like the inbetweens
Vendor: *Flashes interesting looking item* Only 40 gold pieces!
Druid: Gold? Pieces?
Vendor: Yes, money.
Druid: Money? I don't have use for money in the wilds
Vendor: you don't have any thing?
Druid: *goes through bag and takes out 100 gold pieces* I only have these shiny trinkets. Is this ok?
Vendor: *pretends to be disappointed* Well shiny trinkets isn't really what i'm looking for but i guess 100 would-
Warrior drags Druid away: WTF Daris? Why were you going to give him all your gold?
Druid: Gold? These are just some shiny trinkets i found in my travels
Warrior: Oj...you're killing me
Druid: Oh no! I wish not to kill you, friend!
xWinterWolfx7 My friend and I did this at a sleepover to piss off our DM. They proceeded to chase us around the house with a knife, but it was worth it.
@@bruhyouknowme2886 Hahah xd it's always worth it!
That's some pretty solid roleplaying tbh
@@bruhyouknowme2886 jesus fucking christ
As a DM I can confirm. I’m just the exhausted dad if the party
Same
The "ADAM" vine is painfully accurate
The fire is so true. My warlock started a cult with dark magic at a bar and then subsequently burned down the tavern because someone tried to poison her friend’s drink.
0:35 even on the second session of the campaign I can already confirm as a fighter with a bard in the party, this is true.
yes red is my favorite class. I just love stealing things when I am a red
rolling a Nat 1 on a stealth check is hilarious.
"alright, i'm.. gonna sneak behind this guy"
"k, what'd you roll?"
"Nat 1"
"..so, you attempt to sneak behind him and he just.. turns around and is like, 'WHAT THE HECK' then he grabs you, and pins you against the wall."
"oof"
everyone at the table: *sigh*
As a druid I can confirm!
You are everywhere?!
@@justsomedudete3320 yup :3
Hello There
Well, this appears to be the fourth video I’ve watched, D&D related, so what’s up Safrias. When’s the next video coming out?
@@inquisitoratom2691 what can I say, I love my dnd videos :D
And when my computer is fixed probably :D
2:57
Playing a Ranger character with a Kuben Blisk/Ulysses Klaue type Afrikaans accent (that occasionally slips more into Australian), I find this very relatable.
As an Australian who had no idea Blisk and Klaue were supposed to have an Afrikaans accent until he was told they were african, I find your comment very relatable XD
Idk why that cabbage one hits me so hard 😂😂😂
That was pretty much our party when we played Predation. Got attacked by 10 bambi raptors....instead of fighting we all suddenly started to catch them. As well as our companions. Though the one guy almost killed his own companion by accident.
2:08 literally everyone and angus mcdonald
lmao that's the first thing I thought of too
Yessss
rouge = red in french. Rogue = what you tried to say
Memelord 69 lol thanks man. I’m like super dyslexic I appreciate it.
Ah, but what if the rogue wore rouge?
@@kaelang12 you... i like you
@@rmnlmao5569 I actually made a rogue like that; they dress like a dandy and call themself the Rouge Rogue
Actually it's rougueu
As a barbarian, I can confirm this. Except for me it’s when I’m level 3...
Against Tiamat
Alone
Ooof
Oof...
As a half orc barbarian I can confirm I still don’t know how to read
"Intelligence is a dump stat, which is why mine is the number after three"
-a crap guide to dnd
I tried pickpocketing teammates before... I got slapped to the ground
Mike, Dustin, Lucas, and Will are quaking
The initative one is on point hahaha best way to scare my party
And I'm that one fucking demonhunter trying to keep my party alive 😂😂😂
I can 100 percent relate to the Wizard ones.
This is the first dnd as vines compilation I’ve seen that mentions Monks. YALL NEED TO GIVE MONKS MORE LOVE
1:13 bullcrap my barbarian has an 11 intelligence and 10 wisdom
hope the pink rose but that’s proportional to a barbarian.
@@Aplesedjr .... they're saying it like they always have minuses on those stats.....
@@Aplesedjr ....okay. Usually it's fun to me. But seriously. Now it's just ridiculous.
my vulkan barbarian has 6 charisma LUL
@@geoterra9478 OoF
Ive only played a druid once and even I know you dont ask a druid to "Act Natural"
Hey guys! Thanks so much for the love and criticism! I finally learned how to spell “Rogue” thanks to you guys lmao. But for real, I originally just made this for my friends and stuff to share with them better and I never expected so many people to watch and like it! My next times uploading will hopefully have less typos, but it would be super off brand of me to have no typos at all lol. ♥️ Thanks again!
When the DM just starts rolling dice and doesn't say anything.... THen he says 10 minutes later everyone roll for initiative.0_0
Yo my half orc barbarian deadass adopted a ten year old npc girl because the party got too attached. I named her daisy.
fire elememtal is too accurate
as a DM, the "ADAM" vine is so accurate im losing my mind + THE TAVERN MUSIC AFTER THE BOSS FIGHT
2:15 is when the dm rolls something behind the screen and is just like “carry on”
The "party confronting the rogue for going through their things" at 1:00 is the best one! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a DM trying to start with a new party composed of my brother's friends who have never played before, and I intend to use vine comps like this to introduce concepts like alignment. This will be a fine addition to my collection.
I just started playing with my friends, and I can already feel every one of these.
"Rouge"
This is accurate 😂 edit: we need to put something down about inquisitors
Sharing this with my DnD party
2:58 I am currently making my second PC. He's a giant wolf.
A chaotic good doggo.
As someone who was dmed 3 games, I can confirm that no matter the party everything always goes to shit.
00:46
I would like to talk to Sam Smorkle
1:11 as someone currently playing as a half-orc barbarian, I can relate.
There's something about the lettuce one that makes me loose it. Every. Damn. Time! XD
I'm a half-elf warlock. Roast me
Okay! : Rolls a strength check to see if I can tie you above the campfire :
I have a warlock tiefling named Arsinoe, can confirm she sometimes zones out when her archfey patron is telling her shit
THE FUCKING G’DAY RANGER ONE OH MY GOD I LOVE IT
Lemme explain the start of my current session:
We fought a Demigorgon, I got decapitated, my friend threw a bucket at it, and the only hit we got was a sickle to its kneecap
We went to hell, one guy found a monkey orc demon screeching at him, he retreated,
We found an underworld ferryman, went to a rocky landmass
North is a camp, west a fucking demonic castle,
I’ll add on after our next session on Thursday
I felt these on a spiritual level
I got my party attached to a little girl I created as an NPC. She got a cut and everything went crazy. They went overprotective parents on her. It was amazing! 😂 I just sat there and laughed.
Hey yall, I've been playing DnD with some close friends recently and my DM is getting pissed at me cuz I struggle when things don't go the way I envisioned them to. My other party members are terrible at role play and they dont really put an effort into group planning and it all falls on my shoulders. Obviously I should stop expecting things to go a certain way, but does anybody have any advice as to how I can improve my group's situation?
Hey love! I’m so sorry that you are going through this! First of all, your DM shouldn’t get mad at you for struggling a little bit at improvisation. I think that sometimes We as DM’s forget that we all do D&D for FUN and that it actually a GAME! You should be able to have fun and not be scared of not knowing things. I would talk one-on-one with your DM about how you feel and possibly ask for tips on what can help you, as a player, get more comfortable with unplanned or unexpected situations. As for your group, if you aren’t having fun, talk to your party before or after your next session with your concerns and problems and try to get a conversation going about it. If nothing seems to change, talk to your DM privately and try to sort it out. If it still doesn’t work, take a polite step away and maybe look for a new group. There are amazing resources online for finding an online group that will want to play! The failures of your party and the struggles of session-planning shouldn’t be resting on your shoulders and it isn’t fair to you. I hope this helps and I wish you the best.
@@talleys3163 you're so sweet 😭😭
Natural bard, I sing when i get scared/unconfortable. I sing a lot. My party makes me sing a lot.
Me, playing a "totally not inspired by bloodborne and Wticher and Seventh Son" ranger: *just nods*
0:48 reminds me of earlier this week when our party recruited a former cultist that is now part of the party. Now our dm is god and a fighter cultist 😂
cries in sorcerer was forgotten again
I relate to the druid lmao
I know nothing about dnd but the the vine at 2:07 I feel like should be "lawful good" to entire party getting attached to the child aha
When you think rogue is a color. Rouge
Thanks for this blessing op 🌟
As a wizard, can confirm
I need a full version of Aussie Hello yesterday
This is amazing xD
2:07 to 2:13 Has got to be my favorite XD HAHAHHA!
I love playing rouge. Can't want for them to come out with magenta or scarlet though. They're more fun!
Ayyy WHATS that vine at 0:09
Just to mention for Jared, so he never learned how to read, yet he made his way all the way through to video posting sites? Amazing... -_-
this looks fun, I want to get into d&d so bad-
Spatial Rain Same! Just about to join my first campaign
Have fun you two!! There are lots of online resources and online discord groups is you want to get involved!
I choose to pickpocket Quinn (me)
What?! I thought we were friends!
Nah fuck that you just finished a raid! I need money!
Bitch! Ay yo Mitch (DM) can he do that?!
I guess...
Yeah! (Rolls) 20!
(Throws chair aside) mothERFU-
Half of these are so true tho lmao
2:14 is the most accurate one
As a barbarian with an int of 7 I can agree
Love bards!
Rogue.
*_ROGUE._*
Rouge.
My DnD luck is trash except when I am seducing I always get a nat 20 on that shit
G'day. XD
2:27 is the bridge from Freak on a Leash by KoRn
good
Does anyone have a link to the one at 2:24
Im making a vine comp for my party and theres this magic scarecrow that can and has killed party members that keeps showing up and i need that vine for that reason lmao
Just a personal bookmark 2:14
ROGUE
2:10 on the fucking dot
How about our flirting?
anyone else notice that americans don't know how to spell rogue
I'm American and I know how to spell rogue. I was wondering why the video had it as rouge. I cannot speak for all American's though. Most make me wonder how my country became a world power.
More than 100 years of undisturbed empire building
@Khaeldranis... that's... a lot of sweeping generalizations based in literally no accurate or realistic information, at all, anywhere. Noice m8.
@@dragoliched1977
You're not the only one wondering.
EDIT: For the record, I meant the latter wondering, not the former.
ROGUE ROGUE ROGUE
What is the music at 2:55?
What's the song at 1:36 please, i know it from SOMEWHERE and it's driving me crazy
It's from a Zelda game I think it's Majora's Mask the Clock Town Theme
ruclips.net/video/mhwUcaJPayk/видео.html
Who was the chick in the mirror and the last one, she looks familiar
whats the song at 1:36?
Music at 2:26 .... Source whats that song?
Andrew Windham freak on a leash by Korn
@@TheBlizzardWizard1 thx
*FILM MAKER PRO*
2:26 wut?
I cant read half of these cuz the text is white
TAquailita I’m sorry! I think I made it a little easier in my newer one ^-^’
**rouge**
White text with black outline, god damn it, it's not that hard
thedarkspy2 :,(
Stop spelling rogue rouge. Rouge is fucking red in french.
Most of these aren't relatable or even funny.
As a warlock, can confirm