CREEPIEST TEXTS EVER #2

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 4 года назад +831

    Him: I'm a girl
    Her: I'm straight
    Him: I'm a guy again! 😂😂

    • @hvhrFr
      @hvhrFr 4 года назад +18

      He has hax

    • @capybara3668
      @capybara3668 3 года назад +39

      Ugh ikr,, This isn’t how being genderfluid works, it’s based on feeling, and mostly changes per day or longer. I know there are people that feel more different and feel they might want to change pronouns or gender identity more often but it doesn’t change when someone denies naked pictures. I hate these sleazebags.

    • @micah7611
      @micah7611 3 года назад +7

      he used a cheat code and deactivated it

    • @Nickilob2006
      @Nickilob2006 3 года назад +1

      @@capybara3668 agreed

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 3 года назад +1

      @@micah7611 yep sometimes cheat codes can be a bitch

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank 5 лет назад +1752

    Im glad that Im not these people...

    • @tdimybeloved
      @tdimybeloved 5 лет назад +15

      The profile picture disturbs me.

    • @ItsEarthli
      @ItsEarthli 5 лет назад +4

      Cmdr. Lewdiepie yeah my race with big eyes look weird lol
      Edit: spellings mistake

    • @DepressedAndDank
      @DepressedAndDank 5 лет назад

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie I havent seen you in a little while, Lewd Boi. Nice to run into you again

    • @Whissya
      @Whissya 5 лет назад +1

      Says the one that's having same conversation as those ppl

    • @Whissya
      @Whissya 5 лет назад +1

      anyway who wants to join my religion?

  • @esmerayofficialyt
    @esmerayofficialyt 5 лет назад +2632

    "it's *johnny* from math class"
    _sir he's dead-_

    • @esmerayofficialyt
      @esmerayofficialyt 5 лет назад +18

      @Emma L living without johnny and dally
      *IS SHIT*

    • @litrally6973
      @litrally6973 5 лет назад +6

      ponyboy dally ??

    • @BJGAMING1000
      @BJGAMING1000 5 лет назад +5

      Tbh I thought ponyboy was gonna die cause of his concussion

    • @ashlleeyyy_
      @ashlleeyyy_ 5 лет назад +5

      STOOP DON'T REMIND MEEEE

    • @mayaeverdeen8925
      @mayaeverdeen8925 5 лет назад +2

      sorry if you hate me but.. who is johnny and dally..?

  • @brooklyn4955
    @brooklyn4955 5 лет назад +644

    0:50 there is no freaking way this dude was narrating his actions . "*blushes deeply*" Like really my guy

    • @crystal368stillwell3
      @crystal368stillwell3 4 года назад +35

      •мιlку gαlαχу• some people do that. Super annoying and cringe

    • @hexsyndiction9833
      @hexsyndiction9833 4 года назад +20

      @@crystal368stillwell3 Doing it once or twice is fine but not 50 fucking times in one sentence 😂😂😂😂

    • @fuckedmywaytothetop
      @fuckedmywaytothetop 4 года назад +10

      @@crystal368stillwell3 It's Roleplay.

    • @gayghst2877
      @gayghst2877 4 года назад +2

      It's Roleplaying. I Roleplay all the time, so yea

    • @brooklyn4955
      @brooklyn4955 4 года назад +3

      @@fuckedmywaytothetop but like he/she put it before EVERYWORD

  • @alexandersiegel801
    @alexandersiegel801 5 лет назад +740

    Imagine if the person receiving this message at 4:30 just said
    Wrong Number

    • @cat1312.
      @cat1312. 5 лет назад +18

      I’d feel bad for the person whom he/she was supposed to send it to

    • @Whissya
      @Whissya 5 лет назад +2

      lol yeah
      It wouldve taken long for him

  • @insomniaaaaa4813
    @insomniaaaaa4813 5 лет назад +241

    5:30 OK but this guy should be locked up like wtf?

  • @anastasiabonnet1629
    @anastasiabonnet1629 4 года назад +163

    "I kNoW thE DifFerenCE betWEeN YouR aNd Y'OuR."

    • @skeb2144
      @skeb2144 3 года назад

      you're*

    • @obinoscopekenobi9450
      @obinoscopekenobi9450 3 года назад

      @@skeb2144 Sarcasm

    • @birb8910
      @birb8910 3 года назад

      @@obinoscopekenobi9450 _nO It AinT, HoW daRE U sAY iTs sArCAsM_

  • @zuckellaoderso9363
    @zuckellaoderso9363 5 лет назад +774

    "I know the difference between your and y'our" Sure you do, buddy

    • @Mari_Oh
      @Mari_Oh 4 года назад +45

      Y'our is obviously the fancy French way to say it.

    • @hexsyndiction9833
      @hexsyndiction9833 4 года назад +12

      @@Mari_Oh So do they just not put an E in You're? For the Fancy French way 😂😂😂

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 3 года назад +8

      I feel like y'our would be pronounced like hour.

    • @zuckellaoderso9363
      @zuckellaoderso9363 3 года назад +3

      @@hanezutchins2786 Youre so fucking right

    • @xiomaraispoggers7352
      @xiomaraispoggers7352 3 года назад +3

      Yeah you didnt know? Lol

  • @queenie7129
    @queenie7129 5 лет назад +717

    “I’m gender fluid-“
    That’s not how it works!

    • @RockismyAir
      @RockismyAir 4 года назад +9

      Yes it is

    • @queenie7129
      @queenie7129 4 года назад +88

      RockismyAir no... He did it to get in her pants... incorrect and disrespectful.

    • @RockismyAir
      @RockismyAir 4 года назад +10

      @@queenie7129 yes, but there are genderfluid people.

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy 4 года назад +94

      @@RockismyAir Yeah, I 100% support genderfluid people, but you can't just text that to someone 😂 it's not how it works, because that pervert obviously isn't genderfluid

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 4 года назад +9

      @@PissyLissy how would you know? Nowadays you can't question any of this stupid bs. Its insane.

  • @xalify5547
    @xalify5547 5 лет назад +402

    0:42 deserves to be in r/murderedbywords

  • @Ao-pu6uf
    @Ao-pu6uf 5 лет назад +1304

    I just left a biological land mine in my toilet

    • @Ao-pu6uf
      @Ao-pu6uf 5 лет назад +11

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie Brownified Slop

    • @user-mt4bk4ml7t
      @user-mt4bk4ml7t 5 лет назад +10

      You could've come up with things a thousand times better to reply with, yet you chose this?! I liked tho cause i died laughing

    • @Ao-pu6uf
      @Ao-pu6uf 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-mt4bk4ml7t cool how 280 people liked it like wtf

    • @Rainsounds218
      @Rainsounds218 5 лет назад +7

      OH SHIT THE SHIT IS COMIN OUT!

    • @mel-qr5xk
      @mel-qr5xk 5 лет назад +2

      Mood

  • @Arly117
    @Arly117 5 лет назад +783

    I cant even get a text from my mum

    • @Sean-vk3zx
      @Sean-vk3zx 5 лет назад +32

      she only talks to rich boys 😩

    • @Sean-vk3zx
      @Sean-vk3zx 5 лет назад +10

      Daddy Mayonnaise this is the reason you’re an orphan

    • @geo1618
      @geo1618 5 лет назад +3

      @@Sean-vk3zx ohhh roasted 😂

    • @mazerplayz8230
      @mazerplayz8230 5 лет назад +1

      @@Sean-vk3zx brawl stars?

    • @Sean-vk3zx
      @Sean-vk3zx 5 лет назад +1

      Mazerplayz hell yeah brother

  • @soggynugget6899
    @soggynugget6899 5 лет назад +92

    Love when people act interested in you and then when they get rejected the get all angry

  • @bonnet7666
    @bonnet7666 5 лет назад +142

    It’s hilarious to see people say “hey”
    Then get angry and act like it’s the other persons fault five minutes later.

  • @sassberrysnap
    @sassberrysnap 5 лет назад +111

    I SWEAR ON BEHALF OF GENDERFLUIDS EVERYWHERE THAT IS *NOT* HOW GENDERFLUID WORKS, I'M SO SORRY

    • @n.8537
      @n.8537 5 лет назад +6

      THANK YOU

    • @nono-zc1dj
      @nono-zc1dj 5 лет назад +15

      How can something non existent work anyhow

    • @n.8537
      @n.8537 5 лет назад +13

      Ohh looks who's trying to be edgy

    • @nono-zc1dj
      @nono-zc1dj 5 лет назад +7

      Naimah Vahed not sure how the truth is edgy but alright

    • @n.8537
      @n.8537 5 лет назад +11

      @@nono-zc1dj okay, boomer

  • @TrapCardDis
    @TrapCardDis 5 лет назад +417

    Let’s all agree that all of these are pathetic

    • @litrally6973
      @litrally6973 5 лет назад +4

      NewDisPhit litteraly wanted to comment that

    • @sage-yj4ko
      @sage-yj4ko 5 лет назад +12

      *p ATHET i c*

    • @c00lk4tt
      @c00lk4tt 5 лет назад +7

      It's so sad that people really act like this

    • @kinderegguk
      @kinderegguk 4 года назад +1

      Ye

  • @Kong-np7kt
    @Kong-np7kt 5 лет назад +228

    When you said who's still here it scared me so bad

  • @rai1879
    @rai1879 5 лет назад +262

    0:52 saw the asterisks and exclaimed out loud OH NO. Man I need to make a subreddit just for my dms

    • @lesbianslipknotfan
      @lesbianslipknotfan 5 лет назад +4

      Rai id totally join that subreddit

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 5 лет назад +9

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie I had a BF totally normal stuff, first dates and all. And like 2 weeks in he started writing to me in asterisks. We didn't last long after that 😂😂😂

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 5 лет назад +4

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie I straight up laughed cause I thought it was a joke and he got mad at me 😂

    • @Rajdweep
      @Rajdweep 5 лет назад

      @@rai1879 so u single now?😂

    • @litrally6973
      @litrally6973 5 лет назад +5

      raj deep back off xd

  • @sawitakandel6764
    @sawitakandel6764 5 лет назад +466

    I think that your voice is PERFECT for some kind of yandere asmr

    • @lordexplosionmurder8978
      @lordexplosionmurder8978 5 лет назад +11

      Your Death9 omg you’re so right

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy 4 года назад +2

      What is yandere asmr?

    • @lordexplosionmurder8978
      @lordexplosionmurder8978 4 года назад +17

      Sweetie•Silver•Tiara a yandere is someone who is way too head over heels for someone. Like, they will go as far literally killing someone or beyond if it means they get who they want. A yandere Asmr is just a role play where the yandere is with you and does things like insist you belong to them.

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy 4 года назад +7

      @@lordexplosionmurder8978 Oh, I see. Thanks for the explanation!

    • @lordexplosionmurder8978
      @lordexplosionmurder8978 4 года назад +5

      Sweetie•Silver•Tiara Np 😊

  • @ocarinasims
    @ocarinasims 5 лет назад +116

    The whole *hides face* *blushes deeply* in messages always creep me out

    • @spookyyydookieee
      @spookyyydookieee 4 года назад +6

      Nah it makes me annoyed lmao
      Me reading these type of messages: smh 🤯😤😂

  • @zen9016
    @zen9016 5 лет назад +3071

    Heart my comment daddy Fainted, it's an order not a request.

    • @airean444
      @airean444 5 лет назад +171

      this is a threat

    • @Sutaokami
      @Sutaokami 5 лет назад +186

      @@airean444 this is a wendy's drive-through

    • @mynewaccisecksspot6529
      @mynewaccisecksspot6529 5 лет назад +97

      @@Sutaokami and this is a school shooting.

    • @mynewaccisecksspot6529
      @mynewaccisecksspot6529 5 лет назад +20

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie Oh, you again! I saw you in a comment before

    • @mynewaccisecksspot6529
      @mynewaccisecksspot6529 5 лет назад +37

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie SiR, i Am KaReN, a Ma'Am. So... CaN i SpEaK tO yOuR mAnAgEr FoR aSsUmInG mY gEnDeR?!?

  • @AYVIBES
    @AYVIBES 4 года назад +30

    “Te-he”😂😂😂
    I rlly don’t know why I thought this was so funny 🤣

  • @Layla-tg2qe
    @Layla-tg2qe 5 лет назад +88

    Anyone who uses asterisks in their texts should be immediately dismissed as a creep.

    • @yurid3977
      @yurid3977 4 года назад +5

      **sighs**

    • @ratking9568
      @ratking9568 4 года назад +3

      Why are you so mean? ówò **cries cutely**

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 4 года назад +3

      @@ratking9568 No reason uwu **softly breaks your kneecaps**

    • @ratking9568
      @ratking9568 4 года назад +4

      @@skeletonwar4445 AAAAAAAA! I NEEDED THOSE! **Fucking dies and is sent to the deepest pits of hell cutely**

    • @Safff848
      @Safff848 4 года назад

      I roleplay and I'm the most respectful guy a female can ever meet :/

  • @mayaeverdeen8925
    @mayaeverdeen8925 5 лет назад +230

    why is everyone doing the “**” like wtf

    • @cerys8810
      @cerys8810 5 лет назад +15

      *aggressively twiddles thumbs* *n-nani?*

    • @waiver5721
      @waiver5721 4 года назад +18

      It’s a thing people do as in texts to performs actions like for role plays or something like that

    • @GeminiX31
      @GeminiX31 4 года назад +1

      I guess it's the trend😂

    • @deliquate
      @deliquate 4 года назад +5

      kinda funny since about 20 years ago that was pretty normal when using Chats. .. well not as Anime-like as shown in those text

    • @cerys8810
      @cerys8810 4 года назад +3

      @@deliquate Tbh, I still do this. Not as anime-y, but what I commented three days earlier was a joke. XD I grew up with it.

  • @yousuck9516
    @yousuck9516 5 лет назад +37

    "You look so cute in that Twitch shirt. **swoons** Gamer girl or just pretend gamer girl??? **giggles** "
    bruh what the actual heck

  • @achickenstrip186
    @achickenstrip186 3 года назад +7

    "Well IM GENDERFLUID AND THEREFORE CHOOSE MY GENDER WHENEVER I WANT"
    Logic left the game

    • @birb8910
      @birb8910 3 года назад

      👁👄👁
      🤚🍗✋

  • @DenDen021
    @DenDen021 5 лет назад +64

    5:19 wait my dad is known as Mr. Henderson...

    • @anshlyk
      @anshlyk 5 лет назад +6

      Oh crap-

    • @asrielmoon8421
      @asrielmoon8421 5 лет назад +4

      Rip you🙁

    • @DenDen021
      @DenDen021 5 лет назад +1

      @@anshlyk OH HEY KAKASHI HOW U DOING

    • @pudding8829
      @pudding8829 4 года назад +1

      But he's not a Scott, is he

    • @DenDen021
      @DenDen021 4 года назад +1

      @@pudding8829 nope

  • @GabrielCumva
    @GabrielCumva 3 года назад +4

    "its an order not a request" lmfao

  • @no-qf4gr
    @no-qf4gr 4 года назад +5

    this dude deserves more views he's so talented! i love your videos keep on going^^

  • @alyssamurphy7792
    @alyssamurphy7792 4 года назад +17

    I can't believe that these people actually thought that these things were okay to say to someone, like how could they not think that what they're saying is creepy as hell?! lol some weird ass people in this world. 😂

  • @linkuxsnooks5256
    @linkuxsnooks5256 4 года назад +5

    *"I kNoW tHe DifFeReNCe BeTwEEN YouR aNd Y'OuR"* haha

  • @oelekegel
    @oelekegel 4 года назад +4

    7:23 the guy still spelled you’re wrong LMAO😂😂

  • @stvmegawat
    @stvmegawat 5 лет назад +51

    5:12 I think it’s more concerning I have a friend with the surname Henderson

    • @AU_Toad
      @AU_Toad 5 лет назад

      OpGamers I think he meant 5:12

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 5 лет назад

      @@AU_Toad yeah, you are right

    • @stvmegawat
      @stvmegawat 5 лет назад

      Toad yes

  • @retroneko7739
    @retroneko7739 5 лет назад +166

    The people replying are very nice :3

    • @neutronic1663
      @neutronic1663 5 лет назад +11

      Okay boomer

    • @honey_glip1995
      @honey_glip1995 5 лет назад +8

      Okay boomer

    • @geanahendron1992
      @geanahendron1992 5 лет назад +6

      Boomers dont even know what boomer means

    • @userhbiron1806
      @userhbiron1806 5 лет назад +13

      @@geanahendron1992 yes they do, its a generation, and I bet you dont know why they are called boomers

    • @mrpatel3685
      @mrpatel3685 5 лет назад +1

      @@geanahendron1992 Dr Disrespect surely knows

  • @vincentscott336
    @vincentscott336 5 лет назад +12

    1:56 Lol.. She still called him boo

  • @Squishythemothy
    @Squishythemothy 5 лет назад +23

    2019 now replies to creepy text:
    Unknown: hi I know where you live you are pretty we should totally hang out 😉
    ME: ok boomer

  • @littleloser959
    @littleloser959 5 лет назад +9

    The scariest text
    ‘’ I burnt your pizza rolls ‘’

  • @anonymousdoggo3036
    @anonymousdoggo3036 5 лет назад +14

    OMG THE MR HENDERSON DUDE AT 5:22 DMED ME ONCE. can agree the dudes a creep

  • @ummtulip
    @ummtulip 5 лет назад +22

    that one 54 year old: SEND NOODEZ

    • @chk6410
      @chk6410 5 лет назад +2

      I am In a Cookie Box send noodles

    • @ummtulip
      @ummtulip 5 лет назад +3

      Ch K
      🍜🍜🍜😉

    • @chk6410
      @chk6410 5 лет назад +1

      I am In a Cookie Box 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

    • @zer0gravity379
      @zer0gravity379 5 лет назад +1

      I read that as noodles- 😂🤣😭

  • @vehicle_divider
    @vehicle_divider 5 лет назад +8

    His voice literally spooked me out 😂

  • @yourboi_pillsburydoughboy8011
    @yourboi_pillsburydoughboy8011 5 лет назад +9

    4:25 of course, my name is cassidy

  • @bichnawhat
    @bichnawhat 3 года назад +4

    4:05 though everyone is desperate, this guy is just waaaay too desperate 🤧

  • @sunid5038
    @sunid5038 4 года назад +6

    love how guys think if they block us, we'll be all sad and shit. like we don't actually care 🙂

  • @wobburu
    @wobburu 5 лет назад +2

    Hi! I know my input won't matter much, but while I do not watch your content much my brother loves it. He watches it all the time and it never fails to make him laugh, recently our family has been going through some stuff. Me and him watch your videos together (or just him most of the time) a lot and it really takes away from everything. Thank you.

  • @ItsQueenJane
    @ItsQueenJane 5 лет назад +14

    0:10 I’m still trying to figure out which one is the creepy one 💀 they pretty much tied

    • @pandemoniumglaciers82
      @pandemoniumglaciers82 4 года назад +3

      Nah our man was using a tactic called praying mantis where you out creep the creeps so first guy is creepy second one is strategic

  • @f33star
    @f33star 4 года назад +2

    As somebody who is genderfulid we dont just go from
    (Non genderfulid girl)GirL
    (Creepyguy)Cg
    GirL:are you a girl?
    Cg:yes
    GirL:no your not
    Cg:ok I'm genderfulid I'm a girl now
    Just to clarify that all genderfulid dont act like cg (they aren't all creepy I'm just saying as a example)

  • @xxambervrc
    @xxambervrc 5 лет назад +46

    0:43 is a furry
    Oh hey baby girl *nuzzle wuzzle* I wanted to know if you wanted to uh.. *hard blush* get together you know? *uwu owo*

    • @sofia-ox5ms
      @sofia-ox5ms 4 года назад

      xxambervrc YES BRUHHH AND THEN THEY USE WEIRD FACES LIKE .-. ._. and O.o

    • @xxambervrc
      @xxambervrc 4 года назад

      @@sofia-ox5ms Like come on now lmao

    • @yukikaenthusiast5164
      @yukikaenthusiast5164 4 года назад +2

      Sir this is a McDonald's drive-thru 😳

    • @nointernet0secondsago275
      @nointernet0secondsago275 4 года назад

      @@sofia-ox5ms and this 👁️👄👁️

    • @-irene-29
      @-irene-29 4 года назад +1

      uwu whats this?? *looks down at my pants* thewes a huge buwge over hewe uwu

  • @SUNNY-xm6xh
    @SUNNY-xm6xh 4 года назад +2

    I like how the ‘Scariest Texts’ Are basically just people trying to smash.

  • @microwave5118
    @microwave5118 5 лет назад +32

    WHEN IT SAYS "3 MINS AGO" WsP yT????

  • @harrietdoesnt
    @harrietdoesnt 4 года назад +2

    Omg 😆 i just found this channel, i love it already 😂

  • @couldnttellyaifitried
    @couldnttellyaifitried 5 лет назад +10

    WTF THATS MY TEACHER MR.HENDERSON THAT LITERALLY FITS HIS DESCRIPTION 💆‍♂️

  • @paa_p
    @paa_p 5 лет назад +2

    I dont know why i was still watching even tho the show was over. Love you 2 btw.

  • @lauraortiz1715
    @lauraortiz1715 5 лет назад +24

    Fainted i love you're vids
    Have a wonderful day

  • @unclewreck7901
    @unclewreck7901 4 года назад

    That last one had me WEEAK!! "You were too BIG for me anyway"😆😆😆

  • @DuneTheKaiju
    @DuneTheKaiju 4 года назад +3

    The first one is amazing omfg I applaud that girl

  • @luguentzdort6365
    @luguentzdort6365 4 года назад +2

    Dude really said, “I know the difference between your and y’our.”

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 4 года назад +1

      It's that french greeting innit?
      Bony'our

  • @novamane4727
    @novamane4727 5 лет назад +5

    I love how he voices them 😅

  • @toonytoons8360
    @toonytoons8360 3 года назад +1

    Just found out Fainted is more cute then I am. Very proud to know he calls us cuties

  • @laurenstyles1255
    @laurenstyles1255 4 года назад +3

    ***blushes deeply***

  • @derinkebabcoglu9726
    @derinkebabcoglu9726 3 года назад +2

    Its so funny when people get rejected and go into full insult mode

  • @ggmrgameanddraw
    @ggmrgameanddraw 5 лет назад +11

    ah yes, the difference between your and y'our

  • @caitlin2725
    @caitlin2725 4 года назад +1

    There's something very satisfying about a British accent

  • @akyureii9392
    @akyureii9392 5 лет назад +81

    Why am I early
    why am i late
    my grandson stopped
    my mother's heart rate

    • @wildm3cs986
      @wildm3cs986 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

    • @kevinbarcelonda8675
      @kevinbarcelonda8675 5 лет назад +7

      Why are you ugly Why are you gay Your imaginary grandson Isn’t real And your mother’s heart rate has just stop

    • @dopesoulnation
      @dopesoulnation 5 лет назад +4

      Kevin Barcelonda 𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗳 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸? 😐

    • @ezsqueezy_
      @ezsqueezy_ 5 лет назад +6

      @@dopesoulnation bein completely honest it's not. What are u like 6?

    • @taechune
      @taechune 5 лет назад +3

      Mother
      |
      You
      |
      Child
      |
      Grandson

  • @mobilmaster2453
    @mobilmaster2453 3 года назад

    Your vids are amazing to watch to pass the time. Immediate sub imo

  • @IAmStonks
    @IAmStonks 5 лет назад +4

    The creepiest texts I get is from my mom calling me honey.

  • @SnxwyWinter
    @SnxwyWinter 4 года назад

    'Not answering? Freaking Shrekophobe' 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ka5hii
    @ka5hii 5 лет назад +8

    Just finished watching Wimmy then you uploaded *insert happy baby Yoda*

  • @meow5770
    @meow5770 4 года назад +1

    egos have been shattered
    *I like it*

  • @chloebutterfly4379
    @chloebutterfly4379 5 лет назад +3

    0:43 that shit happened to me and it was scary af bcs she was in the city following me everywhere and sexting me all the damn time. People can be so creepy..

  • @mamakangaskhan1401
    @mamakangaskhan1401 4 года назад +1

    And then they complain about being single.

  • @regina3330
    @regina3330 5 лет назад +3

    When he said "baby girl" it reminded me Bang Chan from stz... oop 0:43

  • @awesomenessiswelcomed
    @awesomenessiswelcomed 4 года назад +1

    That guy getting mad because the other person hasn't responded in five minutes; reminds me of my ex best friend.

  • @kristenpatterson6727
    @kristenpatterson6727 4 года назад +3

    That last one reminded me of joe Goldberg off the Netflix series, “you.”

  • @joannajiao656
    @joannajiao656 3 года назад +1

    Some of these ppl really dodged a bullet 😂

  • @krispykrying9080
    @krispykrying9080 5 лет назад +6

    the person in thr thumbnail shouldve said "sorry im out of stock right now"

  • @chad5247
    @chad5247 3 года назад

    The logic is outstanding

  • @okarun24
    @okarun24 4 года назад +4

    5:10
    This perfectly describes my gym teacher it’s actually scary

  • @selinafrancesca8112
    @selinafrancesca8112 4 года назад

    the kissing noises really got me ngl that was some nice asmr right there

  • @JaspersCampfire
    @JaspersCampfire 3 года назад +3

    Why do these men think that saying "I want to XXXXX you" would make any human have the slightest positive reaction, let alone give women a romantic feeling? It's like saying "I disrespect you as a person, now love me". Then they get so angry, as if they are entitled to the bodies of others. It's sick.

  • @quitsted2097
    @quitsted2097 5 лет назад +1

    Fainted's mental capacity must be infinite since he can read this shit without laughing.

  • @lilboicoen
    @lilboicoen 5 лет назад +20

    17 views and 16 likes, youtube decided to not smoke crack today

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 5 лет назад +1

      I know its a joke but the reason youtube does the 3 views 14 likes stuff is because views need atleast 30 seconds or more to count and likes Just need a click. So people like before even watching 30 seconds..

    • @lilboicoen
      @lilboicoen 5 лет назад +1

      NUGGET i know lol

    • @JustElleYapping
      @JustElleYapping 5 лет назад

      No marijuana today, stock must have run out.

  • @drdense8399
    @drdense8399 4 года назад +2

    2:55 this guy was actually pretty nice tho

  • @RandomClip726
    @RandomClip726 5 лет назад +4

    Now that i have lost some brain cells, time to loose some more

  • @yo_celeste
    @yo_celeste 4 года назад +2

    At 2:21 he sounded like that guy from sister location where he tells you plz enter your name in the yellow tablet thingy in the beginning idk what it is😂

  • @s_doyle3505
    @s_doyle3505 4 года назад +4

    I'm 16 and tbh these arent the creepiest messages I've seen
    People r so weird
    Especially old men online lmao

  • @isaa.5187
    @isaa.5187 4 года назад +1

    The those "*blushes*" thing makes me wanna throw up

  • @icebear8725
    @icebear8725 3 года назад +3

    4:49 You did the door 😭

  • @kurogiri8542
    @kurogiri8542 5 лет назад

    Kid: I'm 14
    Dude: Well I'm 41
    Me: Ooh shit I'm freakishly into

  • @yeetforever7192
    @yeetforever7192 4 года назад +5

    2:59 does anybody knows what the dude said on the part of “Hey ### you then” please answer :’v

  • @jessicabudhu1625
    @jessicabudhu1625 4 года назад

    It's 3am and I'm still watching this channel😂😂😂😂

  • @beans9766
    @beans9766 4 года назад +5

    3:55 that’s not even how being genderfluid works wtf

  • @chelsey-6887
    @chelsey-6887 5 лет назад +2

    I like the fact this is one of the only that doesn't use the monotone text to speech voice.

  • @3nq838
    @3nq838 5 лет назад +8

    0:52 I cringed so hard when he read that 😂😂💀💀

    • @Whissya
      @Whissya 5 лет назад

      7:45: do u like trucks?
      5 sec later
      "Do u want a d pic?"

  • @due5827
    @due5827 5 лет назад +1

    I like how most of The Victims are ice cold about the threats thrown on to them

  • @citpyrc6667
    @citpyrc6667 5 лет назад +9

    This is just r/niceguys

  • @lovelysadie880
    @lovelysadie880 5 лет назад

    I love listening to your voice at night. Its so relaxing. Keep up all the videos! Love them all. Pretty hilarious. Love you fainted 🤘🖤

  • @AK-ov7qy
    @AK-ov7qy 5 лет назад +3

    fainted you do know its like 2 fricking 15 am 😂😂😂

  • @Micro-
    @Micro- 3 года назад +1

    2:05 "Oh its Jake from State Farm."

  • @Bob-wr1md
    @Bob-wr1md 5 лет назад +4

    08:22 straight up narcissistic lol