When 2 TRASHLOW BRONZE ONE-TRICK Top Laners Duke it out | 600K Darius OTP vs 4M Tryndamere OTP

Well Renowned Vietnamese-American Trashlow Pisssuck Pisslow Top laner 'FF1 Kralvin' has thrived and dominated in the depths of Calvinlow as the king and god of top lane for a number of years, fighting alongside and against other well respected Calvinlow players.
Today, he faces NA's rank #1 Silver Hardstuck pisslow Tryndamere 'Dreadrun' a HIGHLY respected pisslow pisssuck pisstrash dipshit tryndamere player within the higher elo bracket of Silver! Can the rank 1 bronze pisslow pisssuck pisstrash top laner FF1 Kralvin stop him?!?!?!
Video Overview:
Darius vs Tryndamere OTP with 4,000,000 Mastery Points
Darius vs Fiora
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Side Note:
Its thanksgiving and I wanna make this for myself to watch for fun