The way Dashie says "Ooooooh shit!!" when each course starts on ever Mario Kart 8 video - I laugh just as much every time xD And the way he said it at 1:00... oh my god! XD And the way he hates DK, I just laugh every single time. I love this man.
its very annoying actually, this is my first time watching this guy and i think his audience is meant for younger kids, with the stupid noises he makes
Gotta break it to ya Dash, using the boosts along the outer walls is amateur stuff even though that track can be difficult to negotiate. The pros stay on the inside on the ground. See how that second turned into fourth? Imagine if it was online.
4lom44 Giving someone tips is just something you do when you're better than somebody in something. If he uses it is up to him. I'm pretty sure everyone knows how Dashie is with games at this point.
When Dashie has a baby the first thing he/she is going to here when it comes out of the puhh is WHAT UP ITS DASHIE AND WELCOME TO, THE FAMILYIIAAA SHITTAAAA
I could imagine Dashie driving. *Once the light turns green and they haven't moved yet* "Move bitch!" *When they honk at him* "they be hating on your boy!" *sees his car* "oooooohhhh shiiittta!" *gets pulled over* *officer knocks on his window to open it* "What up its Dashie!!!" *sees a bus driver* "die bitch!"
honestly my vote is on Mario Kart8 it can provide just about endless entertainment until he gets 1st place 4 times on Hard (pause) 200cc, Frantic mode, Random Courses
Exactly. Dashie, we ain't forgot about Web of Shadows or any other good series you skipped on out because the younger fans prefer Mario, even though Web of Shadows is more popular overall. Just look at the like bar on the Web of Shadows videos, Dashie? The hell is he smoking?
I like the *animations, rage games, Mario Maker, and scary games* that Dashie plays, but my all time favorite is *Mario Kart.* I can watch this all day, Trust!!!
dashie.. Thank you for uploading everyday. you always make me smile and laugh. im not doing so good at the moment. my gf left me recently for another guy. but you made me wipe my tears and smile. thank you dashie you'll always be my favorite youtuber
It's getting to the point where whenever Dashie yells the names of the levels, you can't even understand him anymore. XD Funny content as usual, Dashie!
You got 2 triple red shells, and someone got a blue shell on Donkey Kong and you still get 2nd....got to clutch them 7:03. Well Donkey Kong stats in the game are one of the best so don't blame you. Love the opening about the ink staying on Donkey's fur lmao!
MuscleGaming There were at least two Zelda games on Gamecube. The Wind Waker is the one with the cell-shaded graphics (My favourite game ever by the way.)
Yes, i tried so hard to get him to make more evil withinaaHhhhh but, after awhile, i just gave up.. But, dash does listen to the fans, i appreciate it, but we need more fans of the evil within, great gameplay from him, i miss it. Along with Bayonetta 2
Give us some huniepop! Or, a game series with a story , and not just a bunch of matches. Like how Life is strange was, except a different game (I would die to a strategy game, like Fire Emblem Awakening?)
3:32 I play Mario Kart 8 tournaments every week and the best player used to use Donkey Kong, so this is extra hilarious to me cause I've had that same feeling so many times.
Hey Dashie, you should really play Geometry Dash Meltdown, new music & new levels, cuz even though I really don't like your cussing I sure do love your dancing ;) (And rapping:)
+Imani Carroll I dont feel the same way, its not like we demand dashie to play it, we only expressed some sugestions... so with all due respect you only look like an intolerant girl. Have a nice Day miss:3
I LOVE DASHIE PLAYING MARIO KART 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe But Dash, pleaseeeeee do a play-through of Super Mario Galaxy 2!!! PLEASE!!!!!! :'D I think it'd be hilarious as fuck tbh! I know it's an older game, but the game is epic and still really good! And btw Dash, you can purchase Super Mario Galaxy 2 on your Wii U at the eShop, just saying lmao
![PLAYING WITH THE ENEMY!! [MARIO KART 8]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xge01DgyN_E/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[HILARIOUS!] I DON'T F#%KING PLAY!!! [200cc] [MARIO KART 8]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5lfoff4uMoU/mqdefault.jpg)
Donkey Kong seems to have better AI than any other computers in every game he's in I swear x'D
Jordan what are you doing here
+Palsystem HP exactly
+Jordan Sweeto HI PLEASE SUPPORT MY PAGE I NEED PEOPLE TO HEAR #FREESTYLEBEATBOXES TKS #DASHIEXPandFANS
+Kenton Galvez CV. l💳
JORDANNNN I LOVE YOU!!!! CX
The intro is everything 😂😂😂
Lizzy Troy o
Michael Aquino 14:36-14:38 Honey Queen In MK7
Ikr
“how you doing..BXTCH😭😭💀
@@Angeltha3rd I hope that sh!t never comes out your fur, BXTCH!
I love how in the thumbnail Yoshi looks like he's not even in a race and just regularly driving, and Donkey in the back ready for a hit and run
I love you. Pause.
Who Cares about you
Donkey king takes the matter seriously with dasie 😂
😹😹😹
11:48 It low-key looked like Donkey gave Dashie the finger lol
Pause?
Lmaoo
15:18 - that random moment when Dashie drops the realest truth learned from a video game...
That hit too hard..
15:03 HAHAHHAH man, Yoshi turns to look and he turns to look too.
Fear God
I don't think Dashie realizes that on Toad's Turnpike, going on the side is slower, but safer
Hugo Martinez so that's y he came in 4th
Oh wtf I never knew that
The way Dashie says "Ooooooh shit!!" when each course starts on ever Mario Kart 8 video - I laugh just as much every time xD And the way he said it at 1:00... oh my god! XD And the way he hates DK, I just laugh every single time. I love this man.
8:50
Dashie leaning into the mic and screaming “FUCK YOU!” as he passes by Donkey’s truck is one of my favorite moments 😂😂😂
Who else heart starts pounding when Dashie makes it to 1st place and I'm like go go go like I'm playing the game 😂😂😂
yesss ikr
That's me xD
I do
yasss
Yup
ONLY DASHIE!!!LMAO
1:00
4:32
8:05
11:34
The way he says the names are the funniest parts
It’s freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂
King Kong is such a problem for you damn
Who?
It's Donkey Kong, King Kong is his Uncle
+Bullard They're not related at all
Puff on Puff & Knuckles
Where's your sense of humor at?
I was just kidding I know it's donkey kong lol
Everyone misses Capt'n Toad and Toadette's puhhhhhh though.
you right
BATMNA ARKAM KNIGHT
Same
+Bryan Martinez YES! Thank you!
Dashie said at 2:15 he wanted to be surprised. Few seconds later, he got his surprise. 😂😂😂
OMG 11:33 makes me laugh so hard! I can't stop going back and just listening to Dashie do that haha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LMAO IKR
DACHIE IS PURE GOLD :D
It is so funny! Hahaha. XD
Kevin Pineda r
its very annoying actually, this is my first time watching this guy and i think his audience is meant for younger kids, with the stupid noises he makes
Gary Burger Not really. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that it belongs to another kind of audience.
Gotta break it to ya Dash, using the boosts along the outer walls is amateur stuff even though that track can be difficult to negotiate. The pros stay on the inside on the ground. See how that second turned into fourth? Imagine if it was online.
+Carlos Atwell Yeah, it just takes you out the way just to avoid the cars. When he used the star i was like stay on the road lol
4lom44 Giving someone tips is just something you do when you're better than somebody in something. If he uses it is up to him. I'm pretty sure everyone knows how Dashie is with games at this point.
+Carlos Atwell I thought that too. I wondered why he didn't just blast through the cars since he was invincible.
When Dashie has a baby the first thing he/she is going to here when it comes out of the puhh is WHAT UP ITS DASHIE AND WELCOME TO, THE FAMILYIIAAA SHITTAAAA
(And then)
I knew a bitch named Lia...
I could imagine Dashie driving.
*Once the light turns green and they haven't moved yet* "Move bitch!"
*When they honk at him* "they be hating on your boy!"
*sees his car* "oooooohhhh shiiittta!"
*gets pulled over*
*officer knocks on his window to open it*
"What up its Dashie!!!"
*sees a bus driver* "die bitch!"
I don't understand how he ended up in fourth on Toad Turnpike, when we don't even see the computers pass him...
note to self: don't wear earbuds while watching a dashie video.
I'm doing that right now
***** then may your ear drums rest in peices. No really he's THAT l
Oud.
you;d be messing out some funny shits if you do so haha
If you're reading this comment before looking at the video...trust me... THIS RACE IS FUCKING INTENSE.
Yes race #___ is so fucking intense
+Logicalpsycho2323 Oshiet..
Now the anticipation is being built up
Yeah
+Logicalpsycho2323 thanks
it is
DACHIE!, DACHIE! I keep tellin ya mah boy, do a Mario Day to play any Mario games for the specific day!, Mario Friday!
I know right! Batman Arkham Knight is such a good game! (DACHIE PLAY IT) If you take this an insult get out.
That shit is genius lol
uhhhhhhh Alex Franco please! dashie just said he don't wanna do any scheduled game days anymore...
ma boy sat shit is genius cause when we get home we be tired from school and all me boy that shit is... MODAPHUCKIN GENIUS!!!!
yeah I agree any Mario games but only every friday
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
That's the greatest ! Comment I ever seen ...
^.^
I ship it
Play more Huniepop Dash don't stop till you get the puh
+Mario Castellanos Fine.. Take my like. ;-;
who else misses GTA 5 online??? it's been a minute uncle dash.
Mario Kart with Dashie is hilarious. Especially when he yells the name of the course and it ends up sounding nothing like the actual name. xD
DACHIE, DACHIE! PLAY SUPER MARIO MAKER AND HUNIEPOP!!! GET THAT PUH BOY!
Yeah do ether those two
😂😂😂
funny face 😂😂😂😂😂😂
get that put puh
j
that laugh at 4:49 killed me :...)
+Jordan Hubbard I fucking choked on my water
+Jordan Hubbard Can I watch?
+Maximilian Stepien no sorry i like my privacy 😂😂
+Jordan Hubbard Damn it!!! I cri evrytim...😢😅
+Maximilian Stepien aww don't cry
3:32 I'M DEAD LMAOOOOOOO
Montana 927 Leeeeeeeee! T_T
honestly my vote is on Mario Kart8 it can provide just about endless entertainment until he gets 1st place 4 times on Hard (pause) 200cc, Frantic mode, Random Courses
+jerq887 100% agree with you
I MISSED MARIO KART 8AAAAAA A LOT DASH! THANKS FOR UPLOADING THIS MA BOI THIS SH#* HILARIOUS!!!
IKR! Same here!
Watching Dashie play Mario Kart has to be the most entertaining thing to watch of all time!!!
😂😂 anyone still here 2024
Ofc
Ofc I am😂😂😂
Yessir
Holy npc comment
@@Bensilu oh
0:42 funniest yoshi tongue ever from dashie
Dashie play luigis mansion! Its been a hot minute 😂😂
yes! lol
+xNaeja lol luigis mixtape are fireee lmao
+Jenny Garcia ^^^ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
+Bullard haha yes his mixtape at the beginning are fire 😂
+Jenny Garcia damn bruh every time I comment this no likes it lol I'm in my feelings 😂😂😂
DYING LIGHT!!!! JUST FINISH THE GAME!
+Chanel FD
IKR
+Chanel FD knowing dashie he probs wont
yeah play dying light
IKR HE NEED TO FINSH THAT GAME
yes beat dying lightahhh!!#
You always make my day amazing Dashie! Thank you so much for existing!
DACHIE!!! Play weird ass kids games part 2. The first one was hilarious 😂❤️
Yeaaaa!!!!!!
YEA PLZ TRUST!!
That was the first video to legitimately make me cry laughing!
True
I agree
Third race was rigged. Hands down.
Dashie, can you do a throwback and play Diddy Kong Quest?
the fourth race was rigged too dashie shouldn't have won
Nah, dash went on the wall which is slower than driving on the road
I know right
+SebastianLegit I thought the wall would be faster since it has the boost pads. 🤔
+SebastianLegit He took the slowest path the entire and that why everyone caught up.
just binge watching dashie :) like if you love da homie dash
hehe "hater in the distance" hehhe
When a blue shell is swirling above you you can use the horn and it will destroy the shell
15:02 hahahaha hahahaha
h
15:10 I died.
I died 3:32
Phil Dees hater in the distance 😂😂😂
Super Saiyan God Superman lol
More Huniepop
yessssss
+Nyla Smith
Huniepop! Hell Yea! Time to get That Puh DACHIE!!!
hun puhhh yes
DACHIE! DACHIE! Play more Huniepop! DACHIE!!!
+Art Candanoza lol i didnt even bothered to read
I absolutely love Dashie's "Guess what B*tch!!!" at the end of the last race. Makes me LMAO every freaking time!
i miss super mario gameplays
+DashieGamеs . play ben and edd agian
+Angry Ackerman im just a fan, lol!!!! i will never be as cool as Hobi!!!!!😂😂😂😂
+j -hope HOBI! J-HORSE!
same
Ayeee ARMY
Where's Spiderman Web of Shadows, tho'?
Exactly. Dashie, we ain't forgot about Web of Shadows or any other good series you skipped on out because the younger fans prefer Mario, even though Web of Shadows is more popular overall. Just look at the like bar on the Web of Shadows videos, Dashie? The hell is he smoking?
Troooooooo
right,he did three gameplays of it might as well just continue
+GenoyTex no
+Charlie Cole-Lomas hell yeah where DAT at tho
DACHIE DACHIE! You need of that "Hunie Pop" puh!
*Some of that
It's 3409 I'm still here, but that mixtape is still not here 😮💨
I like the *animations, rage games, Mario Maker, and scary games* that Dashie plays, but my all time favorite is *Mario Kart.* I can watch this all day, Trust!!!
You already know fam.✋🏾
for real
This is why I subscribed to him for MARIO KART-A SHIT-A
+Call Of Dank Memes ME TOO
OMG the first 5 seconds already had me dying 😂😆
Where did Mario buy his lunch?
"Mario Mart"
Jipsy Jeepies L
L
take this L
LOSERS
L
dashie.. Thank you for uploading everyday. you always make me smile and laugh. im not doing so good at the moment. my gf left me recently for another guy. but you made me wipe my tears and smile. thank you dashie you'll always be my favorite youtuber
Heart breaking comment after 7 years! I still respect this comment full 100%
Volume while watching any other RUclips video=35-50% Volume while watching DashieXP videos=1-5% :P
Lol true
lamo
Ikr. But why does he have game sound off, i only hear commentary...
+Rami PEERINATOR you must be deaf as Fuck
+William Woods lamo?
At 5:47 Dashie sounds like Barney lol
0:54
Him messing up in the beginning 😂
DACHIE! DACHIE!
Mortal kombat armageddon must be played!!
+Ruben Gonzalez YAAAASSSSS!!!!
DACHIE DACHIE...I would like to see "Super Mario 3D World" or "Batman Arkham Knight" again ;)
00:04😂😂 all i heard was BITCH 😂😂
It's getting to the point where whenever Dashie yells the names of the levels, you can't even understand him anymore. XD Funny content as usual, Dashie!
DACHIE DACHIE weres hunie pop
Thirsty ass lol
+Diego Mateo you know it.
yeah where is it
True but we're is 2k16 Dashie
get the puuuu
you need to play the simpsons hit and run
like this comment lol
+Big_stackz100 You watched the DYKG video right before this I'm assuming right?
that game was the best back in the day, farr i miss it
yes
that's a good one
When you see a girl driving bike in front of your car 1:23
Deepali sidhdhapura wtf lmao
😂😭
You got 2 triple red shells, and someone got a blue shell on Donkey Kong and you still get 2nd....got to clutch them 7:03. Well Donkey Kong stats in the game are one of the best so don't blame you. Love the opening about the ink staying on Donkey's fur lmao!
Dashie! Why not a Legend of Zelda game with your boy Link!
Especially The Wind Waker would be dope.
MuscleGaming There were at least two Zelda games on Gamecube. The Wind Waker is the one with the cell-shaded graphics
(My favourite game ever by the way.)
Yeah you should play a The Legend of Zelda game 👍🏼
WHEN HE MADE THE YOSHI NOISE 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Can you play HuniePop tomorrow?
yeah i want to see that
+Angry Ackerman Anime design doesn't make it weaboo status.
I like that but not tomorrow to me
+Angry Ackerman DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DOES WEEABOO MEANS, BITCH(dashie voice)
Yes!!
Dashie, never stop making videos!!! Love you man, you never fail to make me laugh my ass off!!
Sims 4 please 😩🙌🏽
And Saw
+chelsea sooknanan yes saw😈
Would love to see him play Sims 4.
Games I want you to play.
-Hunie pop
-Hunie pop
-Hunie pop
-Finally, Hunie pop.
The Evil Within! I've been missing that for months!
+Dratically Drag they're making a second outlast game
I was so worried that you weren't gonna win but you came thru hella clutch at the end. RESPECT DASHIE
HUNIEPOP!!!
+DashieGamеs . dashie is not computer
+DashieGamеs . Get the fuck out of here.
+Queen K thats not him :/
+DashieGamеs . Your life is fucking AIDS. Do you have nothing better to do than be a copycat bitch?
+ShadowKiller4523 stfu lil bitch
2 years late but finish saw!
Yassss!
yes. yes. yes.
Yeah he needs to finish the first Saw game
+HaM Burger ik fr
YES HE DOES
I REALLY MISS THE EVIL WITHINNNNAAAAAAHHHHH
Yes, i tried so hard to get him to make more evil withinaaHhhhh but, after awhile, i just gave up.. But, dash does listen to the fans, i appreciate it, but we need more fans of the evil within, great gameplay from him, i miss it.
Along with Bayonetta 2
I agree! The Evil Withinahhhhh!!! Was funny af!!
Yeah I miss dat too
"Haters could smile in yo face too. Trust that" that is my new life motto
DACHIE! DACHIE! Where's Emily is Strange, Dachie?!
Emily is strange?
Huh???
Dafuq?
What??🤔
Uhh what game are you talking about
I miss geometry dash bro
HIS rage makes MY day😂😂
Same :(
Give us some huniepop! Or, a game series with a story , and not just a bunch of matches. Like how Life is strange was, except a different game (I would die to a strategy game, like Fire Emblem Awakening?)
Dash could even get a waifu if he played Fire Emblem
+winnelle like undertale?
+winnelle agreed
+winnelle dash will never play fire emblem, i know that for sure
Play Mnecraft Story Mah Boy
3:32 I play Mario Kart 8 tournaments every week and the best player used to use Donkey Kong, so this is extra hilarious to me cause I've had that same feeling so many times.
DACHIE DACHIE !! You played NBA 2K , now you needa play Fifa 16
FIFA is a very bad game
+FierceDeity YuJam (James) No it isn't.
Hans Henrik Bohman That's not true... there are a lot of fun fifa videos... and with Dashie.. Yo. It would be hype as fuck
+ronjon83 Everyone has different opinions, me personally it's a ok game, I enjoy 2k16 a lot more
DACHIE DACHIE CAPTAIN TOAD
yes
YASS!
YESSSSSSSS
DACHIE DACHIE! Captain Toad Bitch Ass
+Aniel Heera dead
I no Dachie where's captin toad
yess dashie please play captian toad bitch ass
Treasure tracker Rosalina Hoesa! Shita!
Oh pleaaaase!!!
Just like Donkey Kong is Dashie's enemy Baby Rosalina is my enemy! 7:52
DACHIE DACHIE! Next Mario Kart gameplay bring a guest please!
Yeah!
+Golden Freddy do you mean guest....
+Genessy M auto corrected FUCK!!!!!
+Golden Freddy Bro that profile pic haha
Dashie should play mortal kombat if i spelled that right or gta
in the intro it sounds like he said mario kart ate shit dashie one of the funnest youtubers
DACHIE DACHIE GEOMETRY DASH DACHIEEE
Yee
I third that 😉
hes suffered enough
I agree play geometry dadh
+Anas Moufid YEA BBBBRROOO
14:55 - end lol... I'm in tears lol
Play Geometry Dash Meltdown!
FINALLLY I LOVE YOU
MARIO KART MONDAYS PLEASE
If dashie hates donkey kong, he probably hates harambe.
are you stupid?
L
Your profile pic is cool af!
Weezy Gaming
L
Harambe never did Dash wrong like Donkey bitch ass did. Dash liked DK once upon a time.
Harambe is a dead meme just. stop
“ aaaaaaaa diddaydyipe! I don’t know if I like this one”🤣🤣
Hey Dashie, you should really play Geometry Dash Meltdown, new music & new levels, cuz even though I really don't like your cussing I sure do love your dancing ;) (And rapping:)
Oh and by the way have you ever played Phobia 1.5, that's a really good game you should play .
+DashieGamеs . Your not Dashie
Dash, you can do tricks on the eel in dolphin shoals. Nice video, I wanna see some hunniepop or black ops 3 multiplayer.
The high routes on toads turnpike are twice as slow as the normal road, that's how 3 other racers passed you.
+Kreamations ★ No
+The Guardian Can you not? I don't remember asking for your opinion.
Kreamations ★ You did.
+The Guardian Wow you must be really lonely on a Friday night. Bye, lol.
DASHIE DASHIE..!!! Super Mario maker & hunnie pop yes two game plays my boy both at least 15mins
Totally Agree!!
+Erick Mendiola I'm glad someone does
+Imani Carroll I dont feel the same way, its not like we demand dashie to play it, we only expressed some sugestions... so with all due respect you only look like an intolerant girl. Have a nice Day miss:3
yesssssss🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎😎
3:07 Hit that note, du du du doo Fuck!!! lmao i dont know why i died laughing there!
dachie dachie ! where's dying light ?
He finished it on live stream well I think he finished it
Alimou Barry ok I didn't know lol
+Jason Rosa FUCK YEAH! DYING LIGHTA
He didnt finish it, but he's literally on the final scene
Ayo Uncle Dash, bring back Mortal Kombat Mythologies!
LMFAO!!!! YOU KNOW HE HATES THAT!
+damashi2 YESSS!
Uncle dash yaaaaa
Yess
PLEASEEE!!!!!
EMILY WANTS TO PLAYYYYYYYY
U make my day dashie haha!!! I just couldn't hold in the laughter & it's really late & my parents are sleeping lol .
I LOVE DASHIE PLAYING MARIO KART 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe
But Dash, pleaseeeeee do a play-through of Super Mario Galaxy 2!!! PLEASE!!!!!! :'D
I think it'd be hilarious as fuck tbh! I know it's an older game, but the game is epic and still really good! And btw Dash, you can purchase Super Mario Galaxy 2 on your Wii U at the eShop, just saying lmao
+Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio It also has Yoshi :)
that would be awesome!!
Nah. Mario Kart HATE lmao
Yah
+Dwayne Smith Right? The amount of rage I foresee Dash having with the harder levels and the game's physics would be hilarious to see!