things joe has mentioned on the show countless times: - him almost shitting himself because davino wouldn't let him use the bathroom - his milk addiction as a kid - his grandma-meat chin story - playing manhunt - his onesie collection
Hahaha! I thought I was the only one that made mental notes if all his repeat stories 😭🤣 he tells them like he has literally never told anyone before hahaha
I mean considering the prices of replica iron man helmets reaching upwards of like 1k+, 500 is kinda reasonable for a helmet that opens, closes, and lights up
@@cyanidegrapes i don't think the point is whether or not the helmet is worth 500$, the point is that spending that much on an ironman helmet in general is a bit eccentric lmao
The pigeon thing where they know where to deliver the message is very simple actually. Basically if I had a bunch of pigeons that I feed and nurture they will naturally learn how to get to my place. So people back then would trade their “ trained “ pigeons with whoever they want to send letters to so that when the pigeons are released with a message they go back to their owner by their instincts. Thought it would be cool to share 👍🏽😁
Frank not thinking that a ninja star would actually cut or stick into human flesh is on the same level of him thinking he can win barehanded fights with wild animals 😂😂😂
I suffer pretty bad with depression and things and I need to say, when I’m feeling low, I just put these videos on of you two and it makes me feel so much better so thank you.
“I haven’t gone to the zoo as an adult” Went to the zoo a couple years ago with Danny.🤣 The word you were thinking of is planetarium lol I loved that shit as a kid.
They say Deja Vu means you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be in your life. That it feels familiar because when you chose your life before you were born you saw it happen from start to finish and deja vu is like a checkpoint and reminder that you’re doing alright.
Sorry to tell you guys jesus was not an actual shepherd of sheep. Jesus was a carpenter and did that with his dad through his young adult hood. And then just was a missionary to spread the true word of god. Sorry guys lol
Something super cool I learnt was that we all have history or instincts in our DNA that does get passed down from generations before. Like the potato famine the humans who lived in that areas DNA was changed to survive that so people who have that history tend to gain weight more easily because their body and DNA thinks they might starve again so it stores for them.
I had to drive a lot today, so this was the first episode I listened to on Spotify. I had to come back for that first five minutes to see if it lived up to the hype. It did.
I didn't know you could buy dinosaur teeth so y'all just sent me on like an hour spree of just finding dinosaur teeth for sale and now I'm getting one. Thank you so much for mentioning that, I'm so happy knowing that ill have a real dinosaur tooth like how cool is that 😍
to the horsefly thing, i’m around horses a lot, so i regularly get dive-bombed by them. i either run away or slap them so they get stunned and fall, then step on them. but i knew this girl, she would- i kid you not- BITE the heads off the flies and spit them out.
One, that is absolutely disgusting, and has to be incredibly unsanitary. Two, YES! THEY WILL PROPEL THEMSELVES AT YOU! EVIL! I also do the stun and stomp though. Very effective. I saw this comments as I was scanning through the comments trying to find a fellow equestrian that might say something about Joe thinking you just hop on a horse. We love Frankie for knowing that it isn’t all that easy and you have to learn! 🫶🏻
i wish y’all would edit in the pictures you look at/talk about so we could see 😭
i know they are literally the only podcast that doesn’t do that. get with the times guys
truuuu
to me part of the appeal is having to use my imagination because it’s just fun to listen to two new york dudes talk
@@lindy1846that is fun but I'm also nosey lol
I have no idea how accurate it is, but yo I love when Frankie puts on his Dad's voice 😂
We need a phone call from Frankie's dad because I cannot tell if this could really be his voice 😭
HILARIOUS
"Giraffes give birth to... GIRAFFES" 🤣🤣
Was looking for this comment
17:31
Animal nerd Joe is my favourite
“It wasn’t a lot of money it was like $480 bucks” 🙂🙂 we are definitely in different tax brackets
Joe trying to claim he only has been to the Zoo as a child when a few years ago him and Danny went to the zoo and made a whole video about it lol
That’s what I was thinking 😂😂
The internet will always win in the game of memory
A petting zoo tho
Right!
😂😂😂
So if we don't get "big fat problem" merch, it's gonna be a big fat problem
agreed
Yesssss!
normally we wouldn’t encourage joey’s purchases but i can’t lie the helmet is so sick 😂
You guys should do a segment of word associations in every episode. Joe's answers always have me crying laughing.
I think Joe has told the grandma fall/chin meat story almost as many times as Frankie has said "clear as day"
I love how Joe is the one who went to Catholic school and Frankie is teaching him about his own religion 😂
Girl I thought the same!! Lmao
Even Frankie got it wrong 🤣
Jesus was a carpenter. I think he got Moses and Jesus confused lmao
But remember a week or 2 ago when Frankie called the Eucharist the “Bucharest” 😂
It's Frankie's dad's world we're just living in it
Everytime Joe tries to do word association he looks like he forgot where he is
Someone tell him it's a word association and not a make random noises association
I physically cannot listen to the word association at work because it ends with me quietly wheezing
things joe has mentioned on the show countless times:
- him almost shitting himself because davino wouldn't let him use the bathroom
- his milk addiction as a kid
- his grandma-meat chin story
- playing manhunt
- his onesie collection
Hahaha! I thought I was the only one that made mental notes if all his repeat stories 😭🤣 he tells them like he has literally never told anyone before hahaha
Joe: people think I paid a lot for it
Also joe: 500$ for a kids helmet
I mean considering the prices of replica iron man helmets reaching upwards of like 1k+, 500 is kinda reasonable for a helmet that opens, closes, and lights up
@@cyanidegrapes i don't think the point is whether or not the helmet is worth 500$, the point is that spending that much on an ironman helmet in general is a bit eccentric lmao
If I could afford an impressive helmet I’d do it
From monks too
The pigeon thing where they know where to deliver the message is very simple actually. Basically if I had a bunch of pigeons that I feed and nurture they will naturally learn how to get to my place. So people back then would trade their “ trained “ pigeons with whoever they want to send letters to so that when the pigeons are released with a message they go back to their owner by their instincts. Thought it would be cool to share 👍🏽😁
That’s super cool I was wondering along with them 😂
"Have I EVER seen a man on top of an old movie theater direction pigeons?!!!!" 😂😂😂
*directing - stupid autocorrect haha
Frank not thinking that a ninja star would actually cut or stick into human flesh is on the same level of him thinking he can win barehanded fights with wild animals 😂😂😂
Frank: “First of all, iron man Joe. Add that to the list”
Joe: *waves* “hello”
I suffer pretty bad with depression and things and I need to say, when I’m feeling low, I just put these videos on of you two and it makes me feel so much better so thank you.
same , keep fightin
The best thing about this show is how little they know about the subjects they cover. Best fucking podcast out there
This is my facorite episode of Iron-Joe and Captain Colombia
After listening to this episode, Frankie was an absolute menace during his childhood 💀
“one time my grandma farted”
“really??”
this killed me😂 i had to replay it 5 times
Bro my cat died of mouth cancer too and the thought of it being because of smoking is the funniest fucking thing thank you
"Joseph was a carpenter, Mary was a virgin" lmaooo
Fucking dying at Frankie's Dad at the school meeting then saying they'll get ice cream after 😂
Joe : “word association 3, 2, 1, go White”
Frankie: “Teens”
“I haven’t gone to the zoo as an adult”
Went to the zoo a couple years ago with Danny.🤣
The word you were thinking of is planetarium lol I loved that shit as a kid.
No one:
No one ever:
Frankie: *says literally anything*
Joe: what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not gonna lie, my panties dropped when the iron man mask just... did THAT
Yo you’re so pretty
@@thomasmastin3158 lmaoo thank you
The entire episode was factually wrong but mad funny.
Literally everything they said was wrong haha
Watching this show high is literally everything 🤣🤣
Are we not gonna talk about how Joe literally did a Vlog with Danny and went to the zoo???
Like ages ago
“$480 is NOT a lotta money…”
👁👄👁 Me with 7$ in my bank acct
“WHY DOES ANYONE HAVE A GIRL DOG” is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard I can’t stop laughing
I really need to know if Frank’s dad ACTUALLY sounds like that..like I need proof..
Same 😂
Somebody please make compilation of Frankie imitating his dad
“Giraffes give birth to giraffes” - Joe Santagato 2021
🦒+🦒=🦒
Please give us more stories about your dads!!! I couldn’t stop laughing!!!
Funny ass episode!!!! Im literally in tears, haven't laughed this hard since the alien episode with Danny!!!!!
45:39 the way Frankie’s face dropped when Joe abruptly said “my grandma died” 💀
Love the stories of Frankie's dad 😂
20:49 Franky's reaction has me DYING 🤣🤣😂😂
3:57 Not me watching this 2 years later while making ‘finger nails’ for my Etsy 💀
I'm living for Iron joe
“Yeah, they have stilts on”
How was that so nonchalant but hilarious
IM DEAD😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everytime Frank says Vividly. Everyone Takes a shot
Shit its 11 am but here we go i guess lol
When i saw on Instagram that Joe bought this, I saw this coming. I’ve been waiting for Frank’s reaction.
frankie-ism count in this episode: 1
clear as day
PLUS bonus word association round at the end
“one time my grandma farted”
😖 why did he make that face 😭
when frankie kept saying "teen" i expected joe to say "petite" just so frankie could say "teen" again lmao
I have a degree in theology, and every time Joey and Franky discuss the Bible or Christianity it always gives me a chuckle 😂
They say Deja Vu means you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be in your life. That it feels familiar because when you chose your life before you were born you saw it happen from start to finish and deja vu is like a checkpoint and reminder that you’re doing alright.
Joe, the iron man helmet has a touch to open feature on the side of the helmet.
“What are you going to do in the winter??? They go south! What if your north?” -Joe
Frankie the ultimate gatekeeper 🤣 only he's allowed to like marvel
My brother has many homing pigeons and you can definitely train them. He calls for them and they come from wherever they are.
Sorry to tell you guys jesus was not an actual shepherd of sheep. Jesus was a carpenter and did that with his dad through his young adult hood. And then just was a missionary to spread the true word of god. Sorry guys lol
Something super cool I learnt was that we all have history or instincts in our DNA that does get passed down from generations before. Like the potato famine the humans who lived in that areas DNA was changed to survive that so people who have that history tend to gain weight more easily because their body and DNA thinks they might starve again so it stores for them.
15000 Patreons and we gain access to the vault. I wanna hear that chant
Ohhhh shit
Frank is the poster child for the Dunning-Kruger effect. SMDH
FOR REAL
@@suyashori TY
I had to drive a lot today, so this was the first episode I listened to on Spotify. I had to come back for that first five minutes to see if it lived up to the hype. It did.
I didn't know you could buy dinosaur teeth so y'all just sent me on like an hour spree of just finding dinosaur teeth for sale and now I'm getting one. Thank you so much for mentioning that, I'm so happy knowing that ill have a real dinosaur tooth like how cool is that 😍
From what we've heard about Frankie's dad, it would be fucking hilarious to see him in a vid one time
22:51 this without context is just absolute gold🤣🤣🤣
At first I thought it was a regular helmet and then it opened up like that and I actually screamed
Frankie saying teens for a second time absolutely sent me 😂😂
Frankie: "Old people, get it together??"What's the matter with you?
One of my favorite episodes EVER!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s not a basement yard episode without word association
I freaking love Frankie’s impression of his Dad. 😂
I CRY everytime Frankie impersonates his dads voice BAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
that word association segment had my abs locked, my god.
I could listen to you guys play word association all day 😂😂😂
Cleopatra was older, she lived to be 38 years. So Joe you are good👍
The end killed me 😂 my face hurts from laughing 😂
I'm gonna need frankie to impersonate his dad every episode, please and thank you
Can you please do an episode with both of your dads! I’d pay to see it!
Holy shit the word association at the end has my cry laughing at work 🤣
The last 10 minutes of this episode made me cry 😂😂
“Giraffe gives birth to giraffe” Joe Santagato 2021
You learn something everyday 🤣
Joes laugh scared my cat away
Jesus was a carpenter 😂😂.
to the horsefly thing, i’m around horses a lot, so i regularly get dive-bombed by them. i either run away or slap them so they get stunned and fall, then step on them. but i knew this girl, she would- i kid you not- BITE the heads off the flies and spit them out.
One, that is absolutely disgusting, and has to be incredibly unsanitary.
Two, YES! THEY WILL PROPEL THEMSELVES AT YOU! EVIL! I also do the stun and stomp though. Very effective. I saw this comments as I was scanning through the comments trying to find a fellow equestrian that might say something about Joe thinking you just hop on a horse. We love Frankie for knowing that it isn’t all that easy and you have to learn! 🫶🏻
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7:10
17:31
45:35 Joe's Grandma
1:00:07 Troublemaking in school
1:07:52
1:09:53 Word association
I’m gonna need more word association videos asap 😂😂🤣 I haven’t laughed that hard in sooooo long
Been laughing/crying for the last 5 minutes thanks to your word association. Coworkers are looking at me like I’m insane. That was hilarious.
Frank needs some goodies! I know I didn't watch until he was on.... I mean the two of you are gold together!
if you didn’t watch until the frankie days, you missed the golden age of the basement yard lol
@@nlscroggins honestly I disagree with you.. I feel like I'm in a minority but Frankie makes me laugh more than Danny did tbh
@@izzybitsyspider03 agreeed
That star dome in elementary school was 🔥🔥🔥
Please just do an entire episode with word associations, i literally cried laughing for like 5 minutes at the end 😂
My brain is having an oxytocin bath, watching Iron Joe..... Joey Stark?
I can watch this intro everyday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All jokes aside, that iron man mask is really awesome 😂
Joey better be payin frankie good you know he’s the talent
Lmao Frank’s grandma story I’m done 🤣🤣🤣
35:40 he was a carpenter lmaaooo and whats holy at the zoo? maybe gods creatures? i fuckin love frank & joe so much xD
That word association segment was the best yet🤣
"My grandma never spoke to me about smells" 😂😂
I’m going back and watching many older eps. Greets from a Hollandian from the country of Amsterdam🇮🇳👋
Genuinely cried laughing so hard at the word association 🤣🤣 I really needed that 🙌🏻